my head chef is a dyke who tries to fuck all the waitresses, and fails

>>1343293
Sous Chef here & I love my Chef hell My Exe Chef is a darling too. My chef would win the battle of awesome every time though ;)

Chef Dep reporting in.
No exec chef, head chef and sous are pretty cool guys. Tehy smoke weed and doesn't afraid of anchovies.

>>1343304
>>Tehy smoke weed and doesn't afraid of anchovies.

Brave men

cooking is for the womanz, yall are fags

I'm going to a culinary institute in Quebec right now, and will be trying to find a job in cooking soon enough. I've had the chance of working with one of the best chef of the region and the chef that used to work for Francois Mitterand.

Well the most memorable was when I worked as cook under my bro... Ever seen that show american choppers? It was kinda like that.

He's fucking hilarious and pretty on the ball, though a little bitter because he was promised more creative freedom.

Pic related. He's Juan from the Christine Cushing shows.

My chef is a miserable coke addicted jackass who treats me, and other interns like utter shit. I want to push his face in the fryer every day. But unfortunately I lack a spine and all that comes out is "Right away chef" "Yes chef"

>>1343399
Fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu my chef and the owner spend more time in the office doing lines than running the restaruant. Then they come out and bitch at everyone for going to slow. we can't all be coked up can we?

>>1343357
Let me guess you were the fat neck beard, right?

Sounds like a terrible profession to be honest. I could not last a day without a panic attack or just collapsing because of stress.

>>1343423
Also probably because nobody wants to pay to eat cabbage and boiled mushrooms.

>>1343423
You probably couldn't last a day not because of panic attacks but because of the exhaustion that having to move around would put on your disgusting whale body, you stupid fat whore cunt.

If by 'executive chef' you mean 'the assistant manager at my wendy's', he's a dick.

>>1343417
Well the only time my BMI ever blipped above the "normal" mark was after an extended hospital stay 2 years ago... My facial hair grows in a doughnut-like shape around my mouth, not on my neck... But no I mean more like the old couple dynamics part of the show, what with yelling and throwing things around for dramatic effect being our normal way of communicating... The other people there always seemed to think we were about to kill each other.

>>1343437
Well, when you work at a fastfood establishment having a bad boss is the least of your worries.

>>1343446
Just out of plain curiosity, how many times has Library Assistant got you laid?
Say what you like about fast food workers, but they are always meeting chicks.

>>1343453
chicks who look at them as "some loser who works at mcdonalds," yes. Hardly likely to get you a lay from anyone but skankiest of skany hoes.

>>1343417

hey don't hate on mikey. he's awright.

>>1343453
I've never worked as a library assistant...

>>1343495
yeah that's because you're an american basement dweller nerd with less of a life than the real angie

>>1343501
>real angie

>>1343501
I work part-time in a book antiquarium, not in a library.

>in a book antiquarium

>>1343520
I am not usually one to stick up for Angie, but your stupididty astounds me, look it up!!!!!

>>1343623
I cannot imagine any normal rural place that does not have milliard of some such type of antiquarium in ten kilometre radium.

and such

I cook to keep myself from dying, if that's what you mean?

>>1343629
lol, perfect.

bump got some funny shit here keep it going

mines a grumpy italian.

hahaha at least he's not Greek

mine is an italian guy who always looks like he has a hard on.

he occasionally gropes me....


._.

>>1344934
Oh shit really? Why don't you smack the hell out of him?

I get the chefs little girl thing all the time but no touchy touchy.