The one made without cats.

Inauthentic americanized take-out. Not even trolling.

take away Peking Duck

Roast Pork

>>1273343
Hell, I'd think you were trolling if you said anything else.

I really like moo goo gai pan.

GENERAL TSO'S CHIKKEN. GOD THERE WAS THIS ONE PLACE THAT MADE IT SO FUKKEN GOOD BUT THEN I MOVED aefdl;kajfdl;akdjfafd
IDIOT.

beef & broccoli

ssushi a,nd noodles

Pretty much anything that involves chicken and a tangy/slightly hot sauce.

Chicken/Beef Lo Mein as well...

Can't get enough of them crab rangoons either. I could eat them all day long.

Americans don't know out ma Chicken Balls.

>>1273362
>chinese food
>sushi

beijing duck

Gnao Jaap Mein - Bowl of noodles with the entire anatomy of the cow on top including kidney, heart, lung, liver, intestine, pancreas, stomach, etc.

=when i gp to the sushi place theres all these chinese people there so ho wam i suppossed to know

When I hit the buffet sometimes I will eat roasted potatoes and pizza. The best thing they have though is chicken and mushrooms in a sauce.

>>1273372
disgusting

I like moo shu pork

ramen

Char sui marinated ribs.

As much as I love chinese food (and this >>1273343 is true). And it's not similar across the board at all... I can go to 5 different Chinese restaurants in my own small town and get 5 different flavors from the exact same titled dishes.

That said, I like General Tso's chicken, Pork Fried Rice, Chicken Lo Mein, and many many more. I'll eat all of it.

keep it simple: sweet & sour pork on some chicken chow-mein.

if this combo doesn't give you a boner, you need to find a new chinese food joint.

I do love General Tso's chicken, anything w/garlic sauce, chow fun, and Chinese roasted pork.

Yet, I also love dim sum the most. There's nothing more satisfying than going out at like 10am and getting dim sum with a bunch of friends. I did that for my birthday w/my friends this year. It was so awesome. ;____;

I really dig Mongolian beef. But, my favorite would have to be pork fried rice. Sweet and sour chicken, depending on the place can be moutgasm worthy as well, though.

pot stickers and tossed shredded chicken salad

Anything on a stick is always the best. It's dinner, and a stick!

General Tso's chicken, chicken and broccoli, lo mein, crab rangoon, steak in whatever sauce that is. I forget since I haven't had Chinese food in months.

Chinese donuts are godly. So is rat on a stick (chicken teriyaki)... especially when dipped in General's sauce.

The Chinese place we have in my little podunk town serves this awesome cheesy potato casserole on the buffet. It's incredibly delicious and probably incredibly full of butter. But who cares? It's a Chinese buffet!

>>1273491
There's this thai place near campus that makes a great cabbage, carrot and chicken salad thing.

Man I wish I could afford to eat out at the moment.

5-flavor chicken, sweet/sour pork, mooshu chicken

Orange chicken and vegetable Lo Mein

>>1273571
Are you in Galesburg? There's a place that does that there, and does awesome chinese donuts.

Dim sum is best.

My local place has a special called "Sweet and Sour Triple Delight", which is a combo of Sweet and Sour Chicken, Pork, and Shrimp, then they give a shit ton of Fried Rice, an egg roll, and a crab rangoon.

If you call during lunch, you get it all for like 5 bucks, any other time it's like 8 bucks. Still a good deal, either way. Half the times you can't finish it, so you get cold Chinese for breakfast, which is fucking epic win!

orange chicken.

then these pork dumplings my friend's dad makes from scratch oh my god.

pic related. My mother and I tried making them once. Turned out decently.

If there's one thing I pigged out on on my trip to china, it was these things. My grandma could make these things effortlessly.

I'm all about dumplings.

>>1273747
No, I'm in Ohio. :(

Peking Duck

Definitely steamed bao. (Dim sum counts, right?).

SESAME BEEF


or

MUSHU PORK

>>1273368

There are specific Chinese variants on sushi, just like Japan has their own twists of Chinese food or how like every Asian country has their own curry, despite it being Indian.

I am a total whore for chow fun, be it chicken, pork or beef.