people who make up their own menu items

veggie risotto? pancetta wrapped scallops?

ill have the scallop risotto please

*facepalm*

biting/rubbing my teeth against a popsicle stick.

Fucking makes me cringe hard.

>>1072680
Oh god. I can handle the teeth but if one touches my tongue I immediately vomit.

Makes doctor visits cringeworthy.

Fat people talking about nutrition, or drinking diet coke, etc.

When the menu is half stuff that is not for me - breakfast menu, senior menu, kids menu, vegetarian menu. Fuck, I don't want to flip through twelve pages to find "goddamn steak and fucking potatoes".

Many, many kinds of beer that my friends drink.

People who eat things their 'certain way', for instance... my fiance who insists on eating the chocolate around a kit kat bar, then eating the wafer cookie. Or, when she picks out things in her food and eats them seperately. Makes me rage when I work so hard to prepare a delicious meal she goes and deconstructs my masterpiecs.

Also, people who insist on frying everything. 'FRIED FOOD IS BEST FOOD' bullshit, you fry shitty food to make it taste somewhat better but instead fry it in artery clogging oil. Shit is disgusting

Is Angie an acceptable answer?

people who order things by saying "i want" or "gimme" instead of "can i please have" or at least "can i have" - i have never worked in food service and the first two quotations are a major part of the reason why

Guys that talk about how they're big beer drinkers and then they order something light. Fuck. It's bad enough that you're ordering a domestic AFTER claiming to be a beer drinker, but a light domestic on top of that?

Give me a fucking break.

>>1072717
absolutely.

>>1072718

what if they say "ill do a" that always makes me smile behind my teeth

Whenever I eat a sandwich or burger (or something similar), I always eat the outside first before starting the middle. Doesn't make me cringe, but I'm sure it will make someone else cringe eventually.

>>1072731

Fuck you, learn how to eat like an adult faggot

>>1072718
omg yes! i've worked in the food industry for the last 5 years and i RAGE everything i hear people say this shit
or when they say "i need..." i always wanna scream, "you don't need nothing but a foot up your ass bitch!"

People who put ketchup on everything.
Fucking disgusting.

>>1072717
yes

In befor Ang - .... >>1072717

fffff.

Uh. Since I'm usually stuck on dish duty at my house, rage/cringe is when people don't scrape their goddamn plates off before putting them in the sink, and then filling the sink (or an empty pot) with water and leaving it. Nothing like prying apart plates and bowls that've been spot-welded together by whatever food substance has been on them while simultaneously wrist-deep in cold slimy water.

>>1072672
>Teenagers working at fastfood joints.

why, who else is gonna hire them?
inb4 circuit city lulz

Ranch dressing.

Fat vegans. I rage, then I lol, then I rage some more.

>>1072787
haha me too. same with fat meth heads

>>1072771
YES!!! and old roomie of mine would put plates w/ half eaten burritos on them and then flick his cigarette butts in the sink. instead of simply rinsing them he'd leave them there for months, throw them all away and either buy brand new dishes or paper plates.
my most recent roomie also didn't understand the concept of rising the dish or putting it in the dishwasher

>>1072787
it's easy to be a fat vegan, lots of veggie burgers and fried foods out there catering to vegans. like a vegan will eat pakora (deep fried vegetables in indian style like tempura) and think it's healthy because it's some vegan indian shit.

>>1072787
i have a friend that we all call "big tim" he's been a vegetarian for 10 or 15 years, must weigh almost 300 pounds

White people using chopsticks at an asian resturant

>>1073718
chinese people in america speaking english.
wtf, you'd rather they used forks? at least they're trying.

>>1073718

anyone using sticks to eat food in this country... face it faggots this is something the west did better than you ok just fucking deal with it

Fastfood in all of its form, especially when it comes to the dismal fastood joints and trash who visits them.
Ready-made products. Seriously, there is even ready-made croûtons and bread around these days. Always remember that it is the idiots and their choices that make this inanity possible.
Industrial farming, GMO etc.
Veganism as a reaction to GMO and such. Being a vegan is not a solution to anything.
Any food additives that do not naturally occur. When you have these e-numbers in a product ingredients it mean "don't buy me".
Wasteful idiocy, hence the yank "culture" and lifestyle. You should consume less, not strive for consuming more.
Americanisation of all western culture. Soon enough the yank things are the standard in every thing. Hence pizza, nowdays when a person says pizza he means the yank version, not the italian food.
Plastic bags. Buy such plastic only that does decompose in nature. Or why not just buy paper bags.
People buying something they do not really need.
Bad etiquette and manners.

I'm a waiter who lives in the South.

The place I work at has a wonderful chopped steak (Buckhead beef, sauteed mushrooms and onions).

Guest: "I'd like the chopped steak, well done, but not burnt, no onions or mushrooms. I'd like ketchup with that. To drink I'd like sweet tea, and for my side I'd like a salad with extra ranch dressing, no tomato on the salad."

Imagine how many things irk me about this scenario.

>>1073728
>Americanisation
Americanization
>nowdays
nowadays
>croûtons
r u 4 real?

>>1073733
I'm not a yank. Why should I speak the american slang? People that are not yanks are taught to speak real British-English everywhere in the world except in USA.

>>1073736
>american slang

nope.

>>1073728
i don't think you really understand the word "hence"

i can't say i rage, but i am somewhat amused by the rage-filled opinions of a bunch of fat virgins on 4chan who still live at home ... nobody cares what you or i think

>>1073718

Is it fun fucking farm animals?

White people who ask for forks in asian restaurant

>>1073748
you're an idiot, sorry. forks work much better than chopsticks and they have plenty of them

Baked Chesse Cake!, It Is a COLD SET DESSERT

>>1073754
bwahahehae

>>1073743
Is "hence" not basically a synonym to "therefore".
I take it is basically "as a causality to this suggested proposition".

As in "wasteful idiocy, hence the yank "culture" and lifestyle".
"A phenomenon such as wasteful idiocity, as a causality to that yank culture and life style. In the sense that the abstract concept of wasteful idiocy manifests itself in american lifestyle and culture."

>>1073753

If it takes you longer than thirty seconds to figure out how to use chopsticks correctly, you should probably get checked for autism.

>>1073728
What is the problem with buying bread?

>>1073757
>idiocity
idiocy

>>1073757
hence is middle english for "from here".

>>1073762

she doesn't care.

>>1073753
depends what you're eating. chopsticks work fine for most things.

>>1073757
"wasteful idiocy, hence the yank "culture" and lifestyle" does not make sense at all

People who, while eating, smack, lick there fingers, and generally make a lot of noise (while eating) annoy the hell out of me.

>>1073757
>>1073728

good lord your english is terrible. stop trying to sound intelligent and learn some basic grammar.

all of you oversensitive and self-righteous assholes is what gets on my nerves

>>1073776

That must make you an oversensitive and self-righteous asshole then!

>>1073768
But what of the yankland actually makes sense?

>http://www.reuters.com/article/topNews/idUSISL51965120090712
In the fattest county of USA, Jefferson County Colorado, horde of ladybugs inundated a remote neighborhood.
>http://www.reuters.com/article/topNews/idUSISL51965120090712
Meanwhile, two yank invaders shot to death, fighting a pointless war thousands of miles away from home. (15 afghan children killed too but pointless to report that)

>>1073779
If you weren't so fucking fat yourself you wouldn't be nearly as funny.

>>1073779
i mean that sentence does not make sense

>>1073781
also
>Soon enough the yank things are the standard in every thing. Hence pizza,
makes even less sense. you can't start a sentence with hence

>>1073769
>>1073769
>>1073769
This for the love of god this! I can't stand that shit.

>>1073785
fuck you bitch filled with hatred there are a lot of people fighting for their country and you can just sit around, criticize and when you have a loved one die on you, you maybe will understand that it's not funny, it's not without sacrifice, and ou are NOTHING because your death will go unnoticed. you provide NOTHING to the betterment of the human race.

I get annoyed by people who don't realize when to not care.
If they do something just whatever it. Its not a big deal...
If only people like you would realize such a thing..

>>1073718
I don't mind until they start insisting on using chopsticks for something completely inappropriate. Like Japanese curry.

you know nothing. war is not funny, yet you take pleasure in certain warriors dying. you have no pride respect or sense of civic duty or service if you do not understand that someone in the military will fight if that's their command, regardless of their personal beliefs. pompous arrogant bitch should just stick to food, but you have shit for food in your pathetic czechtown. FUCK you. Your arrogance and ignorance is the reason why the world fails, you say everything you want, and do absolutely nothing positive, constructive or beneficial to the world around you. FUCK YOU.>>1073811

a have a morbidly obese acquaintance who for the past few years has claimed to be a vegetarian. This, to her, means that she eats only boca burgers, and fake chicken. She "just doesn't like" vegetables, unless of course french fries count.

fat fucking moron.

>>1073811
So laughable. So effy. LOL. NO MORE OF YOU AND YOUR WISDOM. Your country is polluting the world with chemicals, yet your ideologies are so progressive.

>>1073818
AMERICA FUCK YEAH

>>1073785
>angie
sage.

also /ck/ers bitching and moaning about spelling and grammar on a board about food and cooking.

>>1073826
I think this is correct. I apologize in advance, but every single thread that has angie posting will get a sage from me going forward. There is absolutely no reason for her presence here.

>>1073818
This is true. I have absolutely zero respect for any american soldier. Actually, for any soldier at all. It is a filthy trade and they just ask to be shot by other soldiers, do they not?

But yes, as for amusement, let us find irony in that both situations in Afghanland and in Iraq the whole crisis is due to USA. Before Iraqi turning ameri-hostile the yanks hand no problem what so ever arming and funding their dictatorship. Likewise in Afghanistan the yanks practically armed and formed the movement that later came to be the Taliban. And the yanks would not even care of the horribleness that the Talibans cause, if it was not for Al-Quota. So yes, let every yank soldier have a good bullet in the head just for stupid.

>>1073811
Holy tittyfucking christ. You are such a fucking troll.
1. What the fuck does this have to do with food?
2. You are single-handedly changing my perception of Czechs.
3. Sorry to be blunt, but you need a good hard fuck.
4. Your understanding of American culture is limited to your exposure thereof. .You should probably visit America and go on a foodie tour. I would suggest keeping some of your more caustic opinions to yourself, however. I'm sure you could imagine how you would feel if one of us visited Prague and espoused similar opinions about your country.
5. Quit being such a troll. You claim etiquette is of great import, but your comments could not be more antagonistic if they were designed to anger. Which they are. Which makes me think you get off on pissing people off. Troll. But not a funny one. Zero lulz.

Relax, have a sip of wine, get fucked (in the good way,) stop being such a troll.

>>1073834

What an ignorant and naive view you have. Maybe some day you will grow up and become a bit smarter, and some rational thought will fill the empty space between your ears.

>>1073834
So you wish death on my cousin, my aunt, my uncle and a whole lot of other human beings because they are soldiers born in a country you dislike. Classy. Why? Because of your political views? Makes no sense. Maybe your precious university will be bombed and there will be much suffering, and some tragic waste of flesh here in the states (a "yank" as you say) will mock your death and the suffering of your family and friends on the internet, only for epic irony. CUNT.

>>1073845
But it is true. USA is famous for supporting the most ruthless dictatorships in the past. Not one, not two but more like 30 or so. This is who you are.

Actually, the whole rise of radical Islam and terrorism is pretty much caused by USAnian foreign politics. You do not became a terrorist because the Mullah tells you to. You became one because the yank supported dictatorship denies you any hope in life. So yes, as you sow so shall you reap.

>>1073834
wow this bitch is ignorant. i've met redneck racist fucktards with more sense than this bitch. no wonder the US rolls over any country opposing it. so deserving, so much fail.

>>1073853
LOL that's one way of looking at it. Maybe you should write your governmental officials about your ideas and save the world.

Okay, nevermind, you're too busy spreading hate on the internet.

its just a troll nobody could be that fucking stupid

>>1073853
>USA is famous

yeah, we're pretty freakin' awesome.

>>1073852
What about the people you'll relatives will kill? Do you wish the death of thse people? Or is it just okay when your cousin kills other people but now that I say that the people you know should be killed you get all upset?

I motion that Angie is in fact a bot.

Yay.

sage, sanging sangie.

>>1073864
kill yourself.

>>1073728
>>1073736
>>1073757
>>1073779
>>1073785
>>1073834
>>1073853
>>1073864
worst. troll. ever.

>>1073864
If it's red, white, and blue let it through. If it's brown mow it down.

>>1073864
kill yourself, angie. you don't even listen to any responses on here, just spout off your broken english and make no sense. why do you hate america so much??? is it because you are jealous? maybe because you can't get authentic McDonalds?

yall niggas gettin troolled

>>1073853
>this is who you are.

bitch you don't know me. If I google "Czech atrocities" or "Czech environmental disasters" or "Czech faggotry" does that mean I get to say that is who you are??? Fucking Nutter. Get some pills before you hurt yourself.

>>1073870
Pretty much this, apparently.

Look, my person or my relatives are not killing other people. Your trigger-happy yank relatives are. But yes, support the troops.

>>1073878
>Get some pills and hurt yourself.

ftfy

>>1073880

If you are a representative of your people, please go back the planet you originally came from.

I forfeit, and I will wait for the next race of alien invaders to get a ride out of here.

>>1073730

The guest's order just destroyed my brain. I didn't know if I should laugh or rage.

>>1073880
your relatives are failing at growing potatoes and teaching you English.

>>1073880
Cool story, except for all the way up to the end of 2008 there were Czech troops in Iraq. Same shit that you always pull, make up a story about how America is evil and the rest of the world is good, get proven wrong, and then try to cut down the other person. Fuck off you stupid cunt.

angie don't listen. she just hates. good thing she doesn't believe in hell, because her short life will be anxiety-free.

>>1073888
It is true. And it is truly terrible. I wish that yanks would have never invaded Iraq and gotten us involved since we are a member of NATO, after all. Gladly only one casualty but still one too many. Now we are out of the yank war for good, gladly.

>>1073887
I'm all self-taught in the English language hence the occasional grammatical mistake.

>>1073904
you are also self taught in diplomacy. you are a horrible teacher. (and horrible person)

>>1073904
are you 'all self-taught' in trolling too?

I really like Ronald McDonald and all the charitable work he's done for the world, particularly eastern Europe.

>>1073913
You have not idea of how unbelievably warm inside and tolerable for yanks this makes me feel.

>>1073941
that's because i don't care. and keep calling american's "yanks" it makes so much sense.

LOL. I guess I have to admit those are some pretty good nuggets.

>>1073941
lol sage

>>1073941
nobody cares about your shitty old architecture you fucking backwards eurohicks. do you even have running water ?

>>1073970
I understand. Why would you care of history when you have none?

But we around here have around 1500 years of unified history. And then you come and defile it all. Makes me feel really greatly sympathetic of you and your pathetic wars.

>>1074012

You have nobody to blame but your own government for allowing a fast food franchise to open there. There are cities in the US that have the balls to stand up to big corporations and don't allow places like McDonalds, Starbucks, Taco Bell to build. Maybe instead of whining about what your government has done you should do something about it. It seems to me like your country is just greedy and doesn't care about it's own history.

>>1074012
The Czech Republic has contributed nothing to the world. Stop trying to sound like your little eurotrash shithole is important on the world stage.

>>1074012
We go where we're wanted. If your filthy poor cousins didn't crave a big mac we wouldn't thrive. Blame your own greedy pig asses.

>>1074040

Because your country is greedy, they allowed their "1500 years of unified history" to be "defiled".

If your country wanted that McDonalds gone, they could make it happen. Unfortunately for you, the people in your country are fat greedy retards and they like McDonalds.

>>1073834

You live in Europe correct? If it weren't for soldiers you would be enjoying your life under the iron fist of nazi Germany.

gdsgsgs

>>1074065
Troll

>>1074080

HURRRRRRRR

>>1074088
more like soviets 'liberated' eastern euro countries...

places that make you pay for water with your meal unless you asked or they give you sparking water then I'd just pay them anyways

>>1074095

DUUURRRRR

>>1073728

hence is english your second or third language hence hence?

>>1073826 here,
>>1073833
Glad someone agrees. Threads with angie do not deserve bumping. Also,
>angie
sage

Dear lord, I almost wish politics and the internet never got together.

So much to say, but I won't.

Anyway, what irritates me is when people claim to be health conscious but drink fuckloads of soda. Or when people refuse to try new food.

all of you are faggots

>>1074160
"hence" doesn't work there either, goddamn. it's not that hard to grasp

>>1073733
>>1073741
>>1073743
>>1073761
>>1073765
>>1073772
>>1073780
>>1073781
>>1073795
>>1073822
>>1073837
>>1073845
>>1073852
>>1073859
>>1073865
>>1073868

I call RULE #CK violation on you motherfuckers.

>>1074221

no ex post facto mothafacka

>>1074229
I'm just trying to get the ball rolling

>>1074221
you know you're as bad as anyone replying to angie's keyboard vomit unless you're straight up saging this shit. me, i enjoy taking breaks from my work to come and call angie a stupid czech whore

>>1074245
Angie codependent = carcinoma.
You want to talk about food, stay here. You want to argue with her, go elsewhere.

>>1074221
Cease this foolishness Anon. Your attempts at stopping her faggotry only brings threads shitted up by her back to the front page and causing more faggotry. Join my cause and assist me with bringing this board back to its former glory. I'll be here when you have seen the light. For now, I'll just keep saging.

>>1073730
So he prefers the taste of sugar and MSG to the taste of food, big whoop. That's not your problem.

>>1074025
>There are cities in the US that have the balls to stand up to big corporations and don't allow places like McDonalds, Starbucks, Taco Bell to build

ORLY? I want details on this.

>>1074281
It is not true.

>>1074281
New Milford, PA had a deal to put in a Burger King years ago when they wanted to compete with local Hallstead as a highway stop. The locals protested and it was never built. Not much, there are many towns like this.

What irks me more than anything is the one faggot at the table who sneers and says "you're going to eat it like THAT?!!?" and then goes on to explain the proper way to eat said food. If he wants to taste nothing more than ketchup with a side of steak then fuck it, it's his money wasted.

>>1074312
you realize you just described most of /ck/...

angie, we live in a world that has walls and those walls need to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? The US has a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for terrorists and curse the military; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that the Iraq war, while tragic, probably saved lives and that our existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at socialist parties you want us on that wall, you need us on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use then as the backbone of a life trying to defend something. You use them as a punchline. We have neither the time nor the inclination to explain ourselves to a bitch who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. We would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, we suggest that you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, we don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

>>1074321
Take me now sir, take me hard.

>>1074321
tl;dr YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH

>>1074321
My person honestly believes that USA will eventually collapse on its own absurdity like a failed social experiment. The future certainly is not in american self-important imperialism but rather in a genuine supranationalistic democracy. When you scrutinise the history of USA the important thing to understand is that they have always been the most ruthless. This thing is underlined even more when you think that these people are westerners, but in actuality they are in the same category as soviets and nazis, truly. All in all, the yanks really got to be some big only due to Europe not being able to manage its business back in the day. But now, yanks are a diminishing world power.

Well, and emotionally speaking, I find american culture revolting.

>>1074378
>My person honestly believes that USA will eventually collapse on its own absurdity like a failed social experiment. The future certainly is not in american self-important imperialism but rather in a genuine supranationalistic democracy. When you scrutinise the history of USA the important thing to understand is that they have always been the most ruthless. This thing is underlined even more when you think that these people are westerners, but in actuality they are in the same category as soviets and nazis, truly. All in all, the yanks really got to be some big only due to Europe not being able to manage its business back in the day. But now, yanks are a diminishing world power.

Well, and emotionally speaking, I find american culture revolting.

Did you know that we are proud of this? Native Americans got what they deserved for not developing technology on their own. Fuck off cunt.

>>1074400
>Native Americans got what they deserved for not developing technology on their own

lol you're 17 and live in a farming community in flyover USA. /b/ was designed as a filter for you... stay there.

Angie was raped by an American soldier repeatedly. It's pretty obvious.

Several months back, Angie somehow confused 4chan's /ck/ board with LiveJournal and the rest is history.

Angie, who is/was also known as AO, "AO !cwPOhZUcmc", "!AOSPECIALs", "!FFFFFfFfao", "40 !!r44u0SKEspj", "40 !!SyBdyRGzRnd", aggie !!L7vAI89xm2f, and "angie !!L7vAI89xm2f", posts nonstop 24 hours a day from a tiny apartment somewhere in the Czech Republic. Her real name is Anežka which roughly translates to "anus" in English. Her full name is Anežka Otradovec, she is 21 year old and she lives in the city of Prague. She makes well over 500 posts on /ck/ per month.

Angie works at a used books store, having dropped out of a prestigious Slav university because of anorexia and cutting. These days, she spends nearly every waking hour of every day on the internet making her presence well known. Before coming to /ck/, she was b& from the English Wikipedia for injecting anti-American sentiments and conspiracy theories into every article she could find. Much of her hatred for America stems from an internet "relationship" with some angry-young-13-year-old from the States whom she met in /a/. No...fucking really.
And she's really bitter about the ex-boyfriend.

Although she would like you to believe that she is intelligent and worldly with vast cultural and international experiences, Angie has been outside of Europe only once (to visit family in New York). She has passed by or visited Poland, Germany, France, Switzerland, Hungary, UK, Austria, and Ukraine, at least.

Angie has very strong and unfounded disgust for America, capitalism, globalization, McDonald's, corn syrup, GMO foods, modern farming practices, corporations, food additives, pizza, soda, buffets, free speech, and anything at all that is not located in Central Europe and will not withhold her opinions about the same. She believes 9/11 was an inside job. She admits to frequently using alcohol and MDMA (ecstasy). She harbors a love of and very strange views about coffee. She is a devout christfag and is also extremely superstitious however, she "genuinely regard[s] it sinful to discuss faith in any public forum". She claims to have an IQ of 142 and maintains that she is a member of Mensa International. She is sympathetic with Islamic jihadists. She dogmatically clings to all of her opinions and makes every effort to stop rational discussion and will insult and discredit any opposition without ever offering any evidence to support her claims.

However, the endearing aspect of Angie is her somewhat limited and comedic grasp of the English language and her very strange lexicon. This leads to most of her posts being, unintentionally, quite funny. Angie claims that her knowledge of English is autodidactic, and seems very proud of the fact that she has taken it upon herself to master the language of the people she hates with such vehemence. But to the casual observer, it would seem more than likely that she is feeding all her text through one of those online English-to-Czech translators and then back again every time she makes a fucking post.

Hubris, narcissism and xenophobia manifest with certain frequency in her sometimes indecipherable ramblings. As with most attention whores, she will often turn a conversation away from the intended topic and instead talk nonstop about herself. Most co/ck/s cannot resist the opportunity to feed the hungry troll; threads whose subjects have been derailed to somehow include Angie can go on for the better part of an afternoon. Angie hates celebrity chefs with a strong passion but she harbors a very unhealthy admiration for and fondness of Gordon Ramsey. That she considers him a positive role model can only suggest she's got some serious daddy issues.

Although she is the smartest person she knows, Angie is not as intelligent as she would like you to believe. Her tripcodes have been discovered using Google. She posted her own picture...on 4chan. She divulges embarrassing personal information about herself...on 4chan. She can not understand why she gets flamed and no one will take her seriously...on fucking 4chan. She can not ignore her critics...on fucking 4fuckingchan. She does not really seem to take the hint that nobody really wants her around.

Despite admittedly hating the majority of topics on /ck/ and most of the people who post there, Angie runs a website that archives every single post made on /ck/ since the end of March 2009. Her arrival in /ck/ corresponds to the startup of the archive; during this time she spammed every thread on /ck/ with her website and her broken English.

Angie probably would not have achieved such notoriety in such short time if it were not for the fact that a number of co/ck/s impersonate Angie for teh lulz. This most commonly involves using Angie's own posts as copypasta and a similar or identical tripcode. It is rumored that there even exists a chatterbot that can impersonate Angie and reply to posts with appropriate copypasta.

The most common reason for doing this is to elicit some lulzy response from the real Angie or to troll unsuspecting newfags. However, there are others who impersonate Angie as a method of disseminating her prose to an audience larger than originally intended because everything the bitch says should be laughed at again and again and again.

Prior to coming to /ck/, Angie spent nigh a year annoying the living shit out of animufags in /a/ . There she was known as "Meru Otonashí", "Yin", " Matoi Tsunetsuki", "A cat in a hat", and "Anonymous of Czech Republic" all using the tripcode "!EKExiXK1hk". She claimed to be interested in writing fanfics but it probably would not surprise anyone to learn that she spent all of her time there raving incoherently about her contempt for America and Western culture.

While in /a/, Angie met a nice boy named Raoul who also happened to be a tripfaggot. It was love at first byte and they swore they'd never stop sending instant messages to each other across the Atlantic. He requested of Angie, for masturbation material, the picture of her wearing glasses that has now become quite renowned. It should be assumed that other pictures (including noodz) probably exist. (If you're interested in following up on this, you can try to email him: colombianon@gmail.com)

These two e-lovebirds shared everything together, including his tripcode which meant that for a period of almost two solid weeks around the start of February 2009 on /a/ you were guaranteed to see some of nearly 500 posts originating from "Anonymous of Colombia !pkzejWGkfw" (Raoul) and "Anonymous of Czech Republic !pkzejWGkfw" (Angie). Unfortunately for Angie and Raoul, things between them went south rather quickly.

Apparently our Angie became too much of a pain in the ass for poor Raoul to deal with. Anybody familiar with Angie would have some idea of what this poor guy was putting up with (although it is anyone's guess why the fucking faggot would even bother with that cow in the first place...I mean jesusfuckingchrist). On their tumultuous e-relationship and untimely e-breakup Angie said: "You truly would not understand, even if I explained it to you. It's such sadness because I would truly got together with this guy once he would come in Europe for his internship." Lulz.

At this point everyone was up to their ears in Angie's perpetual shit and drama (sound familiar?). It seemed that there was only one thing left to do so that she could save face and not have to be reminded of her beloved Raoul all the time...quitting teh internets, hoping to stir up as much attention and drama in the process. Shortly after Valentine's day, she made a number of posts alluding to the fact that she planned to an hero using (very strong) ropes. On Wednesday 18 February, 2009 Angie, as Meru, wrote her final goodbye to /a/ and departed for good.

Not surprisingly /a/ was quite happy to be finally rid of her and numerous celebratory threads were started. But disbelief and doubt abounded, many anons suspected she was not dead at all. True to her word though, Meru has remained "dead" to /a/; after the suicide thread, she never posted there again.

people who complain about Americanization.

I swear to fuck angie and /tg/'s Jim Profit would get along fucking famously.

>>1074525
but then they would create baby trolls and 4chan would never be safe....

>>1074525
can we get moot to do to her, what he did to jim profit?

>>1073826

email to moot@4chan.org
Dearest Moot,
For quite some time now there has been this poster who continues to run her mouth in every thread. She always has something to say about "stupid fat american's" no matter what the thread topic is and almost always derails it from the OPs topic. A lot of us at /ck/ are really getting tired of her and would like to know if it would be possible for you to ban her like you did jim profit of /tg/.
She usually posts with a trip code and while that has changed several times over the last few months, her current name and tripcode are: angie !!L7vAI89xm2f It would be much appreciated if you could help us get our board back and not have to put up with this person's bullshit any longer.
Thank you kind sir,
a humble cro/ck/pot

angie you fucking ruin every thread you post in.

Ignoring all the shit in this thread, what the hell is wrong with OP? You rage/cringe over fudge bars? Why?

>>1074546

Who's Angie?

>>1074543

you much be new... also in order to get our board back all of the forced copy pasta spam and other /b/tardness from the underage fags would need to stop, unfortunately it's too late for this board

angie is just mad because america is stylin on him.

>>1074555
it worked for /tg/ why can't it work for us?

>>1074555
Atleast someone is trying to do something to help. Moot posted on /ck/ last night, I'm sure he lurks.

angie is a eurofag, right?

>>1074558
why would anyone go to /tg/ in the first place?

He was on his way home from Candletop,
Been two weeks gone and he thought he'd stop
At Web's and have him a drink for he went home to her.

>>1074561
she pretends to be french, but most everyone else that encountered her in other boards say she is scotish or something

Andy Wolo said hello,
He said, "Hi, what's doing?"
Wo said, "Sit down I got some bad news, it's gonna hurt."

>>1074564
angie is a guy

>>1074562

One could ask the same about /ck/.
Or any other board on 4chan.
>Why would anyone have any interests at all?

Said, "I'm your best friend and you know that's right,
But your young bride ain't home tonight.
Since you been gone she's been seeing that Amos boy, Seth."

He got mad and he saw red,
Andy said, "Boy, don't you lose your head,
cuz to tell you the truth, I've been with her myself."

>>1074566
angie clamed to be a girl here, so that was what I was going by

That's the night the lights went out in Georgia.
That's the night that they hung an innocent man.
Don't trust your soul to no back woods southern lawyer
Cause the judge in the town's got bloodstains on his hands.

Andy got scared and left the bar,
Walking on home cause he didn't live far.
You see, Andy didn't have many friends and he'd just lost him one.

Brother thought his wife must've left town
So he went home and finally found the only thing
Daddy had left him and that was a gun.

He went off to Andy's house,
Slipping through the back woods as quiet as a mouse,
Came across some tracks too small for Andy to make.

He looked through the screen at the back porch door,
and he saw Andy lying on the floor
In a puddle of blood, and he started to shake.

The Georgia Patrol was making their rounds
So he fired a shot just to flag 'em down.
A big bellied sheriff grabbed his gun and said,
"Why'd you do it?"

The judge said guilty in a make believe trial,
Slapped the sheriff on the back with a smile and said,
"Supper's waiting at home and I got to get to it."

That's the night the lights went out in Georgia.
That's the night that they hung an innocent man.
Don't trust your soul to no back woods southern lawyer,
Cause the judge in the town's got bloodstains on his hands.

fucking off topic niggers stfu

They hung my brother before I could say that
The tracks he saw while on his way
To Andy's house and back that night were mine.

And his cheating wife had never left town.
And that's one body that'll never be found;
You see, little sister don't miss when she aims her gun.

That's the night the lights went out in Georgia.
That's the night that they hung an innocent man.
Don't trust your soul to no back woods southern lawyer,
Cause the judge in the town's got bloodstains on his hands.

People who FUCKIN put ketchup on their eggs and mac and cheese. Disgusting.

Biting down on a fork..

People who cut their meat while cutting the plate and it makes that horrid sound.

people who FUCK their eggs and mac and cheese. Disgusting.

>>1074603
That sound is worse than nails on a chalkboard

>>1074596

fuck you faggot, ketchup is the shit.

I'm so glad I could wipe this thread clean with a little southern gothic.

Restaurants that serve dry chicken and cook medium-rare orders to well done. Assholes.

>>1074596
*shrug* ketchup is universal

I hate people who put mustard on everything as opposed to ketchup.

ketchup is 100x better.

>>1074628
But I like that song! :D Mom used to listen to Reba a lot when I was younger.

people who eat with their knife in their left hand. MAN get it right for once douchebags

>>1074621
No bitch. Ketchup IS shit, when overused. Just like ranch.

People who'll insist on using chopsticks, and won't ask for a fork just so they can continue to struggle.

That being said, I have a friend that has an opposite complaint - always being given a fork because the waiter assumes she can't use chopsticks.

>>1074641

you can lightly but ketchup on alot of foods and it will taste delicious.

Ranch on the other hand is disgusting when people use it for most things...like fucking pizza.

>>1074643

I know it's painful to watch, but at least the person is trying to learn something.

>>1074650

I applaud their efforts, but I still cringe when I see them fail. Practice makes perfect, as they say. just.. don't practice so hard in public.

OP here
Holy shit this thread is still alive?

>>1074653
it's alive. weighted down with angie trolling, countertrolls, and a copypasta avalanche, but somehow it survives

When people leave there tables completley filthy when they leave restaraunts. At least have the fucking decency to wipe the table with a wet napkin and scrape all the uneaten food to one plate and stack them in one pile.

>>1074663
If i wanted to clean up my goddamn table i would've eaten at home.

>>1074681
this

>>1074658
This thread is like a compost heap. The more shit you pile on it, the longer it lives.

>>1074640
wtf is the problem?

oh man, I have a friend who doesn't eat crusts, rages me so hard.

>>1074732

I eat crust in bread and shit, but not pizza if its more then thin crust. unless there is maybe some marinara sauce as dip.

>>1072672

Jesus-Johnny-fucking-christ, this thread is filled with trolls.

FILLED!

My fiance, who chews with his mouth open and slurps spaghetti. And uses a serving bowl to eat from instead of a normal bowl, claiming it's 'easier' when in fact he's just a pig.

>>1074819
I put my noodles in a serving bowl.
It /is/ easier.

>>1074819
Just wait until you're married. Then you can start changing him.

Constant nagging is usually the best way.

>>1074835
>Constant corrective dialog is usually the best way.

fixed

>>1074819
>fiance

Drop him like the sack of potatoes he is. If you can't correct these bad habits before marriage then get rid of him.

people who only order burgers at every restaurant. or nachos at a mexican restaurant.

People who eat sushi with a fork.

I get that you can't use chopsticks, but it just looks wrong.

People who eat sushi with chopsticks.

I get that you're trying to look japanese, but just use your fucking fingers.

People that eat sushi.

I get that you are trying to be 1993 hipster, but get over your fucking self.

People that eat.

I get that you are hungry, but try to refrain from becoming a fatty, fatty.

People.

People people people, people people.

People that use the term "hipster".

I get that your are insecure about yourself, but keep it to your fucking self.

People that don't eat because their scared of some shit.

Looks like angie is gone, for now. Maybe this thread can go slightly back on track before it autosages.

OP: People who, while making food, get shit all over their gloves but don't get new ones. Fucking nasty.

Picky eaters. I love Asian cuisines in general, but when I cook for my family (parents and/or sisters) they refuse to eat it. They call it 'weird stuff'. They'd rather eat white bread. I think I'm adopted.

>>1074922

enjoy your b-side on 7" vinyl, hipster. hahaha

>>1074922

There's some PBR you should be ironically drinking right now, you hipster faggot.

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/ck/reports/post-count

Angiecunt holds the top two spots. Trolls FTW.

salt on anything before tasting the food to see if it needs the salt.
salt on pizza. are you fucking serious? salt on your goddamn pizza?!
people who think top ramen is better than traditional ramen.
my younger brother constant talks of panda express being real chinese food.
poorly cooked rice. that will set me off like nothing else.

>>1074945
Fuck you, sir.

I do indeed enjoy the taste of PBR.

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>>1074964
reported

>>1072711
Faggot. Fried food is amazing. Suck a dick.

people that are pretentious enough to rage/cringe over what other people eat/how they eat it and whine about it on the internet

Completely detestable thread, /ck/. I am ashamed of all of you. I left /k/ a few months ago because of this shit.

>>1074993


<---- Derp derp derp

>>1074993

OH NO! Don't leave, what will we ever do without you!

>>1075013

The point is that trolling like this is, and not saging each and every thread it is present in is what makes boards totally unreadable. Precious /ck/ will become like /k/, or like how /k/ was. I don't know how it is now but jesus fuck it was horrible

>>1075011
IQ<average

>>1075025
missedthejoke.jpg

>>1075037
Prove the point.

I can't stand messy eaters. Another reason why I don't like children.

I hate people who make a lot of noise when they eat. This includes the following:

-teeth on fork scrapers (GAH!!)
-Open mouth chewers
-Lip smackers. (The kind that sound like they're eating a huge mouthful of thick taffy.)
-Heavy nose-breathers that chew at the same time.
- Quick chewers, the kind that look like their jaw vibrates and quivers the food between their teeth instead of a normal up and down movement.

*I FUCKING HATE PICKY EATERS!!*

The idiots that are invited to a celebration or something and they will only eat steak or chicken fingers with dipping sauce.

>>1072718
I feel ya.

CUTTING THE SIDES OF MY MOUTH ON THE WRAPPER OF A FREEZIE-POP!

I NO RITE?

>>1072718
Whenever I say please, the niggers working the register start chuckling amongst each other. You must work in a white town.

People who eat chicken with their hands instead of the way god intended it to be eaten: With a fork and knife.

Atrocious!

The way my dad eats
I had to sit next to him for every meal for 18 years before I moved out, he inhales his food and makes slurpy chewy noises that I can't even describe. I have never experienced anyone who ate as badly as he did.
And then my mother would wonder why I wouldn't eat dinner with them or if I did I'd leave pretty quickly. Ajragrjhag it just turned me off completely.

The only other things that annoy me are those frozen meals done by tv chefs and shit that have super fancy packaging. OOH ARTSY PHOTOGRAPH AND SIGNATURE AND NICE TYPEFACE OO NO IT'S STILL A PACK OF FUCKING SAUSAGES.

>>1073718
>>1073748
People telling me how to eat the food I paid for with my hard-earned money.

People who spend 15 minutes in line and dont know they want.

rage: cottage cheese in lasagna

>:O

Off with you

Picky PICKY eaters that don't know how to eat. (Smacking, open mouth loud ass chewing, finger licking, nose breathing, pigs in general.

Which are all of my friends. I am always raging. Always. Most of my friends don't like eggs... Eggs...

>>1075319

Nose breathing? Do you hold your breath when you're eating?

>>1075327
LOUD nose breathing. The kind that makes you wonder if the person is eating or running a marathon.

>>1075337

With whistling noises. It's usually smokers who have this problem.

>>1075319
You will eat something that came from a chicken's butt??

>>1076369
Chickens don't have butts. They have cochleas.

>>1076380
Err, wait, is that even the right word for the hole that has everything or is that something to do with ears?

mouth-breathing open mouth chewing.
People that order by saying 'i'll get...'. 'I'll get a coffee'; ok, go and get it then.
When the spoon slides and plops into the pan.
People that order a >1000cal mcdonalds meal, then have a diet coke cause they're 'concerned'. Similarly, people that eat a takeaway every night and wonder why they're fat. With all the information around these days that we have access to, there's no excuse for a bad diet.
People that don't eat stuff I cook how I intended it, e.g. eating a taco shell on its own then eating the ground beef with a fork.
People that refuse to try new food or sweepingly refuse to eat one particular cuisine. A friend of mine won't eat japanese food cause she says it's 'all raw fish'. I cook her japanese food and say it's chinese and she eats it.
People that say they can't eat healthily because they're poor, and they can't afford healthy food. These people invariably have trolleys full of burgers , crates of soda, cigarettes, alcohol, microwave ready meals etc

Fat Vegans/Vegetarians.
People who don't eat all the meat of their food.
Little brats who don't eat vegetables.
Fatties who complain about their weight but continue to gorge on burgers.
Olives.
Salmon eggs.

>>1076398
You sound like an angry cunt.

>>1074160
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
stupid fucking troWAIT WHAT?