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    68 KB Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)10:35 No.999999  
    I want to thank you, /c/, for keeping me company whenever I felt lonely, and whenever I got banned from the board I usually browse. You guys have only been nice to me so I'll give you this.

    Ode to our Lolis.

    Some love loli because when they fall for you,
    They will be loyal and true through and through.

    When one breaks down and becomes sappy,
    He fears most women will find him lacking.
    "You're not macho" they say,
    "I'm not there for you to cling to"
    And so, just like that, they will up and leave you
    For some retard who works out six times a day

    For a loli however this needs not be;
    As a loli would be just as loving as he.

    For others it is the small frame they adore;
    'Tis the joy of the supple body they long for
    They care less for a girl saying "Love only me"
    As one with a wonderful DFC.

    "Though still" they say, "I would love to see"
    "A loli that would be just as loving as me."

    Others still think it a mix of the two:
    Of both a stature small and a love that is true
    Contended are they, they will proclaim
    So long as their loli is cute and sane.

    "We only ask, however, that true their love be;
    So that our lolis would be as loving as we"

    As for me, I'm resigned to the fact
    That our ideal lolis are merely abstract
    That my pie in the sky shall never land
    And when I reach out, I'll never grasp that small hand

    Oh, how sad am I, that I shall never see
    A loli who would love me
    As much as I could ever
    Ever
    Love she.

    Thank you for your hospitality, /c/.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)10:38 No.1000046
    D'awww.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)10:39 No.1000056
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    This is /c/'s true get!

    Thank you wise anonymous for your support.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)10:42 No.1000075
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    You're very welcome, Anonymous. Thank you for the beautiful ode.
    >> Anonymous !qCUTEGETec 05/31/09(Sun)10:49 No.1000102
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    Absolutely lovely.
    >> Anonymous !qCUTEGETec 05/31/09(Sun)11:49 No.1000280
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    >>1000001 here.

    I'm glad I didn't hit 1M get myself, because I would feel awful for one-upping this.

    Let the spammers have their get. We have taste.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)12:28 No.1000336
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    !!! Attention !!!

    All self respecting /c/ visitors are _required_ by /c/ law to get your asses to 4chanarchive.org and submit this thread to be forever preserved.

    :3
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)12:32 No.1000339
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    >>1000280
    Damn right.
    >> /c/ Forever (Yomi-kun) 05/31/09(Sun)13:12 No.1000382
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    Nines beat zeroes.

    (Unless that zero's name is Louise... but that's another thread.)

    Ayu is shivering in the snow and wants to hug you!
    >> vargas !wqLZLRuzPQ 05/31/09(Sun)13:59 No.1000420
    >1000000
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)14:02 No.1000425
    >>1000336
    Why? This thread hasn't done anything worth archiving.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)14:11 No.1000443
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    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)14:47 No.1000484
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    >>1000425
    According to the site in question, it would seem that at least 6 /c/itizens would respectfully disagree with that.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)14:48 No.1000485
    >For some retard who works out six times a day

    Now now, let's not generalize against ALL fitness freaks. I work out myself and here I am in /c/.

    Still, a very nice ode.
    >> DESU 05/31/09(Sun)16:11 No.1000604
    >>1000000
    WHERE DOES IT GO??
    >> the onymous !!nJ/WemaAwOV 05/31/09(Sun)17:02 No.1000705
    The spambots robbed /c/ of its million GET??? Thats terrible....
    >> King Dedede 05/31/09(Sun)17:32 No.1000743
    >>1000604
    Where did it go? It was originally a /b/tard posting a picture of the Girugamesh guy, but apparently it was deleted at some point. And because of that, I dub post number 999999 /c/'s true get by default.

    And OP, I thank you for the beautiful ode. May /c/ prosper forever!
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)17:50 No.1000750
    >>1000743
    The good Mods that watch over /c/ will delete crap and spam, even if it happens to be post >>1000000. I'm not complaining. I wouldn't want that lingering around anyway.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)17:57 No.1000755
    You guys are being too overly dramatic :\
    >> King Dedede 05/31/09(Sun)18:58 No.1000786
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    >>1000750
    Glad to see the mods cared enough to delete that. /b/'s victory ultimately left them, and /c/ can now claim it by default. The straggler /b/tards that 'raided' /c/ and stayed after the GET have mostly left, once the remaining ones go back to their board, things will go back to the way they should be-- /c/ivil and tranquil.
    >>1000755
    Indeed, we are being overdramatic. That's what makes this fun!

    Attached pic is one artist's humanized interpretation of /c/. It's only a colored sketch, but I find it simply adorable.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)23:27 No.1001134
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    >>1001095
    What victory? A get isn't that much of a victory. Who were you fighting against? A generally slow-moving, happy board focused on posting /c/ute images of anime girls?

    You can claim your victory all you want, but the so-called post is gone and the true /c/ute images remain.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/09(Mon)02:57 No.1001374
    >>999999
    I love it.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/09(Mon)07:58 No.1001610
    >>1001134
    :3 cool pic *saves*

    Looks like I missed out on all the fun and excitement. Ahem. I think this thread -is- worth archiving as a record. Gets may be stupid and unfilling, but people still want to know,
    >> Anonymous 06/01/09(Mon)08:03 No.1001612
    I lol'd

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