you better be trollin' nigger

orly?

You retard, do you believe that?

Im on the board of directors at MTV and I can confirm that that is false.

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm tired of copypasta, fagget

unsuccessful troll is unsuccessgful.
we're too smart for that.

1/10

>>138878073
Smart isn't the word I'd use, but yeah, OP ain't fooling shit.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO oh wait what?

Woohoo... good luck, if that became true, then MTV got scammed - any changes to this site and *bam* all users are gone!

OP IS A TROLL GODDAMNIT.

>>138877650

I give this delicious pr0n to you, my automatic /b/tard
(no underage b&, I promise) *wink wink*

http://rapidshare.com/files/239081351/porn_pics.zip

It would be hilarious though

>posted February 17, 2009

The article is there but haven't finished reading it yet

byjlhdf

didn't even list /s/ being removed as well

1/10

try harder

Bоxxy will become the queen of MTV.

guys, this is total bullshit.
but if it is, lets just all go to 7chan and 99chan? see how much money mtv makes.
but over 9000 and 99 need to be kept super secret from the newfags. WE MUST SECRIFY OUR SUPER SECRET CLOBHAUS

>>138878272
What word would you use, then?

>>138879545

i'm reading the article, unless this guy has somehow made an entire fake article on the washington post site, this looks fucking legit, i'm scared....

But where will PedoBear go to fulfill his cravings then?

meh.

>>138880003
Someone pls answer this question. List sites, usernames, passwords, secret handshakes needed, etc.

>>138877974
Lol'd

>>138880003

I suggest if this really does come to pass we all (including pedobear) jump to 7chan, they may try to ban us for our CP for a while, but eventually they'll give up and we'll regain control again

>>138880529
Agreed. PedoBear has ways of dealing with the children of 7chan. *unzip*

Apparently moot actually is low on money.

I SAY WE FIND HIS ADDRESS AND/OR PAYPAL ACCOUNT AND SEND HIM AT LEAST 1$ EACH.
He will be a rich man and we keep 4chan.

1. That's not true.
2. moot didn't intend for 4chan to turn into /b/. If he wants to sell us, so be it. He's sacrificing his time and money for something he never wanted.
3. 4/10 troll.

>>138880704

also agreed, I say a dontaion of $1 a month from all of us is little to ask for 4chan, I mean, we're /b/tards, we hate everything but cats, fap to CP and post the most horrendous fucking shit ever, but without m00t we would be nothing, m00t, if you're out there somewhere, please, give us a sign that you still care

>>138880704
You're thinking inside the box. We're hackers aren't we? So, we hack Paypal & send $2.2Bil to a Swiss acct. Then give moot the keys to the acct. $1.2Bil to keep 4chan open indefinitely & the other $1Bil so moot can update his anime collection w/ Love Dolls

>>138877650

I give this decadent pr0n to you, my fellow /b/tard
(no underage b&, I promise) *wink wink*

http://rapidshare.com/files/239081351/porn_pics.zip

>Over in the corner, a serious-looking 21-year-old wearing a gray hoodie and a mop of curly hair
>wearing a gray hoodie
>gray hoodie
LOL

>>138881157
From where?

It's one thing to steal money but creating it is another entirely.

We need someone with that much money readily accessible through their account.

>>138881410

Steve Jobs/Bill Gates?

""You know what my favorite joke is?" Poole asks a table of friends over dinner at the hole-in-the-wall vegan restaurant near Union Square. "A baby seal walked into a club"."
Clubing Baby seals?

>>138881410
There's millions of PayPal accts right? Instead of stealing 1/2 a cent here & there we go for the big whammy. $100-$1000 from each acct routed through various bank in the Caymen's & Switzerland as well as funnelling through shell corps & some drugs cartels (we'll give them a 10% assistance fee). Then all pushed into a single lump sum acct for moot to access.
I don't see why you're making this so difficult. Its as easy as Die Hard 3

I'm a fairly rich guy, I'd be happy to donate $1k to moot, but there is no paypal link or anything

>>138880704
Shut up, moot.

>>138877650

OP, I want sauce on the MTV thing, he's definitly having money troubles, but we need more info

>>138877650

If this wasnt a troll, this could be awesome... we would fuck MTV up so bad.

requesting some y'all postin in a troll thread pics

We will not bne safe until he have MTV's Head

>>138882081
r u retard

can moot has his money?

>>138882027
Exactly. m00t needs to put up some way for us to help him out.

>>138881797
2nded, we must implement this plan so the salvation of /b/. Now Uncle Moot needs a few good hackers! Maybe we can get Cuba Gooding to star in the movie-based-on-true-events in the next few years.

hmm

>>138882027

I'm guessing there are more than 20 fairly rich guys on /b/ who would be willing to donate.

I'm not rich, but I would certainly donate maybe 10?

>>138877650

another link, but Richard Murdoch now?

http://giapet.net/2008/07/17/4chan-wants-to-sell-out-to-rupert-murdoch/

>>138880922
The fact that moot houses us at his own expense is really quite heroic, without /b/ we'd spill all over the internet in a gigantic shitstorm and destroy everything sacred

>>138882689
Right, thank you. We have you down for $10Mil. *scribbles notes on paper* Who's next?

TL;DR

HE can't have us donate cause knowing the powers that /b/ someone would haxx and steal all the monies

OLDER THAN TEH INTERWEBZ.

>>138877650
YOU HAVE TO BE TROLLIN!!! Not my /y/!!!

ok guys, duckroll as many people as we can here, do the other boards know about this? if not, inform them

I know this sounds incredibly fucking stupid but for the first time in history 4chan needs to pull together to save the only thing holding us apart

>>138883089
Didn't you read: >>138881797

This is what I'm trying to get us /b/ 3l173 haxx to do only concentrate our efforts towards moot not stealing from him. We'd be modern day Ro/b/in Hoods

how much revenue do these porn adverts rake in? they best be payin top dolla, /b/ is prime real estate

>>138883547

get off your arse and read the fucking article

nxtjhl

There's not one mention of a sale to MTV or fucking anybody else in the article. In fact, that's exactly the crux of the article: moot can't make any money off of this piece of shit, partly due to his own standards in dealing with advertisers and mostly due to corporate standards of excluding people like us from commercial culture.

But if it were possible to interest faggots like MTV in buying this, and moot was selling it, I think it would be the last, greatest shot of the chemo that's curing /b/: all those fucking lowly newfags would be aggregated here and we'd take off to Seven-Chan or 99Chan or something.

>>138883720

1. this is why WE'RE trying to help m00t, coz no-one else will

2. you have a point, but still, 7chan isn't 4chan and never will /b/

HA like this is the only *chan

If this happens, 4chan is dead.

>>138883704

Where in the article does it say that 4chan is being sold?

I think common sense would tell someone that just asking for $1 from everyone who visits 4chan would give you more money than selling it.

"Poole felt the ads ruined the user experience, which gets at a final irony in his strange life as the almighty moot, which is that he has standards. If he didn't care so much about what kind of advertising 4chan users have to look at, he probably wouldn't be worried about money right now."

I think moot should do what he wants with us.

>>138884443

>>138884177

it doesn't, but OP still isn't troll, m00t is in money problems and who's going to help him? MTV? I highly doubt it. So WE have to, sure he may not be selling it at the moment AS FAR AS WE KNOW, but he sure as hell needs help to keep us where we are.

tl;dr
you're the kind of fag that's going to stop this from working

>>138884050
>>138884349
>>138884550
MOAR

>>138883720
Did you ever think we don't want to be cured of the disease that makes /b/ what it is? Sure, there's some annoying acne that appears from time to time but its nothing that some ProActiv treatment can't fix.

>>138883891
I agree. We could move to 7chan, 12chan or any of a # of other chans but its not the same. Maybe instead of raising money the hackers on 4chan simply hack the server farms & DNS registrars. When the Internet police take down one 4Chan another pops up. We'd be pulling a PireBay trick.

POST ITT IF YOU LOVE MOOT!

<3

WE SHOULD FIND mOOT A JOB!! IF ANYONE CAN DO IT ANONYMOUS CAN!!

>>138884727

I like you, but something like that could never be organised on /b/, too many arseholes don't realise what we have and what we're going to lose if we don't act, we'd need a seperate board alltogether, or some user made site to organise it and keep up to date

>>138884774
If you love moot, then follow the fucking rules! Tits or GTFO! Rules don't change b/c we're having a little hardship. So, nakedness nao!

>>138885364

My tits on 4chan?

Not likely.

well it couldn't last forever but our haven thats keeps us from causing harm will leave us they think it will fix the problem? This boards gave us an escape a 'release' and when there gone there will be allot more 'bad' things that will happen on the internet.... no more cp,gore,raids, this was our place to freely express ourselves.... when its gone then what? This was the last true american values that we started with, don't like most black people and believe a woman's place is in the kitchen... oh well gentlemen if this is true I SAY WE RAID /b/ AFTERWARDS AND FUCK IT UP FUCK MTV

>>138885537

Also, i'm an Ausfag, in your americaz, stealin ur valuez

>>138885094
Yeah, unfortunately America is the land of indifference. When once we fought for our rights, we now idlely, and lazily turn a blind eye toward all that is being taken away. We may have a few more year now that Obama's in office, but if we get another Bush in office this place will turn into a dictatorship. And we have no-one to blame but ourselves.

>>138885480
Tits, not face. That's what makes /b/ so great! Anonymity! Now, post the tits!

>>138885931

Good thing i'm not American then, I'm Aus, and we still fight for what we damn well want

also, see >>138885748

Marrie and Amen: how sound is she a sleepe?

Moot has aids

Moot, you fucking nigger.

>>138885071
we know newfag. it does not even need to be said. the issue here is trolling. you have been trolled. i have been trolled. the game.

>>138877650
fellow 4channers.
Although 4chan and especially /b/ are know as "the asshole of the internet" it is OUR asshole and no one is gonna rape it. This is our hangout place, this is our stress release medication, this is our freedom. It doesn't matter if it's MTV or other fucked up media empire, our freedom is going to be taken from us.

>>138885537
Do you think someone is gonna raid /b/ after this. No 4chan, no planning

>>138884774
TITS or GTFO, no exceptions.

>>138883891
You're right /b/ro, 4chan is unique.

>>138882181
no we cannot, account creating is not Anonymous. No 4chan, no raids and IMAH CHARGIN MAH LAZER.

b

>>138886780
well said. + 1 internet to you good sir

i cannot believe anyone would fall for this

old copypaste is old

also SAGE

wow moot is 20k in debt

>>138886890
thank you fellow /b/rother.

Here's a an idea. There's P2P sharing of music, videos, sw, & porn right? Why not create a P2P /b/ (or if we're really nice) the whole 4chan. This way we distribute the site amongst all its users with duplicity in case some hosts are disconnected. I thought there was a FF plugin that made you anonymous that had some forums in it but can't remember that name of the plugin. Plus P2P is the better way to go

>>138884349
>>138884550
>>138884904
Sauce on comics?

It's simple...moot sets up a paypal. /b/tards donate $1 each whenever the mood strikes them.

Money problem solved.

>>138886780
on the last part yeah but we can use 'tunnels' make 'spoof' accounts by the dozens and post hoards of gores racism and cp. Or inside of giving them revenue we can just never return making them loose money.