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Hes Live! Raid?

http://www.infowars.com/listen
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bump. raid for the win.
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I'll go for it.

Any ideas?
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bump!
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bump
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holy lord this autism....i've never seen anything like it before
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someone say raid?
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>>475037475 (OP)
I like it.
In what way do we gain lulz?
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someone call in
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Ask about this, he loves it: Alex Jones Disrupts Pro Gun Rally and Gets Perverted with Female ...
► 5:58► 5:58
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yKvPR1HIcQ
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Alex Jones is incredibly entertaining.
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>>475039235
Do it.
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bump!
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>>475039235
yes!
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buuuump
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Holy shit I think a /b/tard is on discussing the backpacks used in Boston...
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>>475039972

I keep waiting for him to start yelling nigger.
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He might be a bit insane, but some of his predictions aren't far too off.
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Or, if we want to do some good- why does he:
think James Holmes was a mind control victim bc he worked on DARPA brain-computer-interface,
speak about MKUltra atrocities and non-consensual human experimentation,
speak about transhumanism,
Dismiss Targeted Individuals who have stories of the above happening to them.
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>>475039972

>gray and black backpacks

>waiting for "nigger hitler"
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>I'm 14 years old
I didn't know this was a cringe thread.
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>I'm 14 years old

Definitely a /b/tard
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Anyone else hate this guys fucking voice? It's so raspy and shitty.
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Alex Jones is a special flavor of crazy.
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>>475040254

Yeah, you have to take the good with the bad. Too many people either love or hate everything he says.
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whats the phone number?
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This is hurting my insides. Raid raid raid raid
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This kid better go out with a bang
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>>475040631
Yes! Why did he ever become a broadcaster?

Also what is his phone number?
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kid on the phone better be good.
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>>475040254
That''s the problem. Check out the video linked to. He's controlled disinformation. A lot of the shit he says is true, but then he discredits people on to it by saying shit like, "Pepsi flavors their soda with dead fetuses."
Or, like anon said, ignoring current victims of gov't experiments.
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>>475040871
this
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>>475039429
This. Why did he break up a pro gun rally in Austin.
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>>475040631
I bet your voice tremors at the slightest bit of fear you faggot
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How will we raid him?

I suggest a simple, but effective phrase. "Stalin did everything right."

Now we just need the number.
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>>475037475 (OP)
Raid: Impossible
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"wake up or lay down and die" -Genius
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I second this notion.
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>>475041338
Yesyesyesyesyesyesyeysyesyesyes
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how do we raid?
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Ron Paultards love this aspie retard.

They filled by FB with his rantings until they crawled out of Ron Paul's ass and went back to realizing they don't give a shit about politics unless they're getting their way.
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This should be good
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Wait, he's live? All i'm getting is a "subscribing to live stream has timed out"
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>>475041338
Agreed, but preface it with "I totally agree with you, "
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these fucking "ads" or infomercials or whatever the hell they are, are pissing me off.
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this fear-monger needs to get raided now
(800) 259 - 9231
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>>475041841
this

God I hate all these fucking people
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>>475042075
So, "I totally agree with you. Hey, do you agree that Stalin did everything right?"
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> 1-855-411-ALEX

call him and start reading the first book you see in your vicinity. Don't have one? Just talk about nothing.
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he has...such small hands
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>>475042310
This.
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bumping for epic lulz. Lets see it.
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Alex Jones would suck a rhino cock for a tiny bit of attention

people who believe his shit are rubes of the highest order
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Killing the babies....oh shit, raid teim
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Wait what?
Killing babies?
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we can't raid the ultimate trolls
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OMFG THIS SHIT IS LEGIT.

"I saw cobra taking over the white house"
fucking shit bricks.
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Remember everyone.

Remind him that he is totally correct and also that Stalin did everything right.
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And who is this nigger talking about Rainbow Six?
Bruce Wayne
Cobra
GI-JOE
Hunger Games

Did someone start the raid already?
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He must never learn about Liberal Crime Squad
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Kill the babies....
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>>475042310
Thank you. Keep listening /b/ros,. i'm gonna read him the Navy seal pasta.
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>>475042384
the closest book to me just so happens to be The Turner Diaries. I wonder what he would have to say about that, haha.
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These are people who think everything on the internet is real

Oh wait...
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BUMPING
IF I WERE AMERICA I WOULD CALL
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>>475042969
yea im pretty sure there is no way to troll these people
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>>475037475 (OP)
Is this guy even trollable? He's so fucking crazy I can't even imagine anything working...
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>>475043047
>>475043047
>>475043047
>>475043047
yes
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>>475043308
These are people that used to listen to Rush Limbaugh in his early days

I'm fucking scared now, and I'm an oldfag, I've seen some shit
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bump for lulz
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raid's postponed. No more calls till tonight
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HE JUST MENTIONED SOME NAMES.
any of these you guys? figure they're fake
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The way to troll:

Talk about gun control
then let him rant
Mention the UK and Australia
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>>475042826

lol

captcha: rucosit prepare
>be prepared
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>>475043916
If you mention Piers Morgan his shit will explode
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>>475043916
mention them in what context?
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ask him about his filters
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ok niggers im coming up next
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Okay, three choices when calling:

1. "Stalin did everything right."

2. Navy Seal Copypasta

3. Read him the book nearest to you.
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OP here, Wheres the Number to call? :)
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He mentioned 4chan on his show last week.

My head asplode.
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>>475044451
>1-855-411-ALEX
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stalin
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>>475044207
oh shhiiit,
DON'T BLOW THIS
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>>475044207
yes yes yes. Tell us right before you go on
read navy seal, i didn't get to call in time
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Bump for lulz
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Fuck yes, pregnant lady targets!
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>>475044207
in for navy seal! DO ET!
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>>475044065
Pro gun control
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If he does a weekly show can we make him the new Tom Green ?
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>>475044560
>>1-855-411-ALEX
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what's the number to call???
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>Resistance to tyrants, is obedience to god

Niggerwat.
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>>475045120
Weekly? Try daily
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Ok, here we go, here we go!
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>>475045154
>1-855-411-ALEX
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BLACK PYRAMID
Oh shit, this niggaz crazy
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>>475044207
FUCK SORRY GUYS I BLEW IT ON THE SCREENERS
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>>475044207
Better not be fucking with us.
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>>475045531
I fucking hate you
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>>475045531
you faggot you weren't even coming up were you?
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>>475045531
faggot
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>merge with machines to become gods
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>>475045397
doesn't work. says some shit about call back at 3pm central time the fuck?
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Holy christ. I want to destroy everyone and merge with machines to become like god.

This guy has my number
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>>475045531

How did you manage that? You never troll the screeners, bro.
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I seriously can't take this shit much longer.. Is anybody actually on the line?
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hes not taking anymore calls
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I heard this guy on Howard Stern
Talking about suicidal shrimp and bisexual fish. I should've been listening since then
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>>475046130
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE NUMBER!!! THE ONE POSTED DOES NOT WORK
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>>475046130
this
i want to leave this shit so badly but don't want to miss anything
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>>475041335
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wNcTKJ90BN
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these rants are fucking gold!
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I didnt know George Lucas was a Truther?? lol
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>>475046130
Some listen to this guy and do something
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>>475046601
Mo-fo is all about THX -1138
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>>475046392
He's not taking anymore calls but there's 3 random people on the line
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>>475046476
>ye naw duh gun

thats all i fucking heard
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>IM RIGHT ABOUT THIS!!!!
okay. okay.
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>>475046878

/▌\...▄▄☻
/ \⁸⁼ᴰ/⁸⁼\ᴰ \
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>>475046731
If you wait long enough, he will start to weep for our nation
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best raid ever
well after gene simmons one

lets do this
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>da guvverment is making us fat
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I like Alex Jones

Plus he's fucking hilarious
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>All of the people have been sick all year

What the fuck?
I guess just the dumbasses
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>>475047028
‌ ‌ ▲
▲‌ ▲
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>we're under mega attack
>oblivion every 30 seconds
wat
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"Most of our livers are about the size of baby stingrays about now"

>My sides
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>>475047172
I don't know who I hate more

Tom Cruise

or

Alex Jones

On the bright side, Alex Jones hates Tom Cruise/Scientology too. Maybe we could team up?
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>>475046962
My webcam is anus
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>>475047264
fuck off, don't ever go on /b/ again.
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"and..................................it is just insane"
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he coughs every 2 seconds and is getting winded from TALKING
but it's the government's fault.
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>>475047096
Oh, he's close to weeping

Did he just use the term Technocrates?
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did anyone else just think he just passed out...lel
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>>475047543
>‌ ‌ ▲
>▲‌ ▲
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>I feel responsible to stop this
Yes, you are the only one that can stop this invisible evil
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>>475047683
Yeah, he totally said Technocrates.
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>Why aren't you part of me killing you?
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>>475047627
GMOs destroyed his lungs
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>>475047864
YOU'RE NOT PART OF IT

>Totally collapsed world
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SOOOOOOOOOO WHEN DO THE PHONE CALLS HAPPEN
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IP to fire our lazers ?
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>>475047864
I think he just eluded to the mexicans trying to take our guns
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He really is the most entertaining radio host on air today.
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Whats the number? I'm gonna call this white turd.
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welcome to america THE GOVERNMENT IS NOT YOUR FRIEND
okay, what the actual fucking fuck. fuck.
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>Cops slam your wife up against the wall
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Alex Jones is even funnier if you play some Enya in the background.
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>>475047836
I'm sorry I snapped at you.
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>>475048057
I think hes done till 7
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>>475048289
lol'd hard
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>>475047864
im a dupsteppercrate, fighting for my rights to wub
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Alex Jones is a paid CIA agent.
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>>475048289

holy shit, you're right
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>>475048482
I've heard this as well
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menallyill
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>Mennally ill peeple
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>>475048082
alluded dude. elude means to escape detection or avoid
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Mentally ill
Mentally ill
Mentally ill
they never get tired
they never get tired
they never get tired
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"mentally ill....mentally ill.....mentally ill"
"they never get tired, they never get tired, they never get tired"


7/10, lel'd
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>mentally ill people slamming your wife because you don't look like the suspect.

captcha: because Tcchnic
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>>475048585
see >>475048570
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>>475048482

People saying Alex Jones is disinfo are disinfo.

>Trollception.
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MENALYIYLL
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>mentally ill people
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THEY NEVER GET TIRED THEY NEVER GET TIRED THEY NEVER GET TIRED THEY NEVER GET TIRED THEY NEVER GET TIRED THEY NEVER GET TIRED THEY NEVER GET TIRED THEY NEVER GET TIRED THEY NEVER GET TIRED THEY NEVER GET TIRED THEY NEVER GET TIRED THEY NEVER GET TIRED THEY NEVER GET TIRED THEY NEVER GET TIRED THEY NEVER GET TIRED
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>>475048482
We should raid with this.


>Bloomberg is craven
oh okay. Watch out we have a badass overhere
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>>475048306
You didn't snap at me.
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>>475037475 (OP)
Never watched this guy before, my sides are hurting, MENTALLY ILL MENTALLY ILL
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His pen looks like a massive joint
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>>475048938
I fell like I did.
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i dont get the raid is there a chat or a phone number to call ?
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Mentally ill from Amityville,
Accidentally kill your family still,
Thinkin he won't? God-damnit he will,
Mentally ill from Amityville
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>>475049064
are we gonna raid his ass?
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>>475037475 (OP)
This dude started this whole thing as a gimmick.

The gimmick worked so he kept doing it and now he actually believe all the horseshit that comes out of his mouth.
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>>475048642
>I have read the bill

AHAHAHAHA

What the fuck?
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"I have read the bill" "HAHAHA"
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>total witchypoo lies
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>I bet it was busy at your house.

huehuehuehuehue
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>>475049273
I friggin hope so, I need to laugh
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>>475049112
The guy that tri-forced first was someone else.
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>>475049192

This aint Detroit, this is motherfucking hamburger hill
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Witchypoo lives! lol'd
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DAT CGI
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Witchy-poo lies!
>Why do all women in the government look like men?

Fuck, he might be a /b/ro
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>total witchypoo lies

wat?
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>She's an alien
Im done.
MY SIDES
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LOL HES FUCKING HILARIOUS
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"Why do all of the women in the federal government need to look like men?"
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>why do all men need to look like women who look like men?
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>>475049529
bahahaha
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>>475049427
Oh, well I would like to apologize to that man.
Also, sorry for wasting you're time.
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MEN STAY INTHE TOILET SCREAMING AT THEM WHILE TAKING TESTOSTERONE SUPPLEMENTS
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Your calls coming up!
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>copious amounts of testosterone

That bitch is from planet Pop-Tart!
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>CALLS COMING RIGHT UP

NOW BROTHERS NOW
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He said OUR CALLS COMING UP
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MORE CALLERS!!!!
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>>475049567
calls coming up let do it nao
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>Your calls coming up
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>>475049427
Oh, well I would like to apologize to that man.
Also, sorry for wasting you're time bud.
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I love the way he does that "YEAH UH DUM UHH" thing when he's imitating people. Is he six years old?
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>>475049857
LETS FUCK THIS BUTTHOLE
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>>475049282
That's really weird. I don't even have that picture on my computer. I posted this picture but that one showed up.

conspiracy.
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>>475044231
RAID WITH THIS /b/ROS!

(Yes, I made that list.)
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>>475049839
Get ready guis!!111!1
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I like how this commercial talks about how amino acids make proteins. That's not the whole truth. Proteins ARE amino acid polymers. To make protein in your body you need enzymes. Amino acids are just the building stones in protein. Fucking cunt commercial that hopes no one knows bio.chemistry.
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Be sure not to troll the screeners, guys.
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What the fuck am I listening too? testosterone supplements? Did he just break down and start saying just random shit?
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>>475050308
So much this.
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>>475050082
My nearest book is the Odyssey lol
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I just got there, first time ever watching this. I heard him say "planet Poptart" and reference a Tom Cruise movie, while "Kashmir" by Led Zeppelin played in the background. That was just the first few seconds.
>disgonbegood.gif
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>>475050264
yeah, BIO SCIENCE 4 DAZE
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>>475050453
Yeah, and that's the most sane shit so far
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>>475050264
Good to know I wasnt the only one who thought about this
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>Prepper commercials
>You can hope for the best, but hope won't feed you. Our food lasts up to 25 years.
>$250 industrial water filters
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Alex Jones has made many fans today.

Seriously, though--if you guys don't listen to his show already, you should. I've never been so entertained. He's fucking great.
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>>475046962
I believe he said, "Yeah, no. You're a cunt."
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>>475050264
its all hippie garbage that attempts to appeal to those who havent graduated high school
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>>475050450
please don't read that.
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>>475050453
Now it's Johnny Cash doing Personal Jesus....epic crazy fuck soundtrack
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>>475050308

He doesn't screen calls
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HES TAKING CALLS!!!!!!!!!!!
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>kongwess
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Oh god the autist caller. Hunt some wabbits.
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Congwess....lol this caller is the shit!
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Is this a /b/ro on?
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>>475050921
lol a retard
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>>475050921
is this one of you guys?
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I can never distinguish /b/tards from normal autist callers.
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How, do you even raid him. Also, who is the retard on air?
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this dude is a btard
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is this a /b/ro?
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>>475050583
I jumped in mid-sentence, why the FUCK did he reference the Tet specifically?
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Explain how Alex Jones can afford all his media.

He's funded by the government, that's why. Most truthers are neckbeards that live in mom's basement and can't afford to give Alex $50 a month to pay for this radio time.
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if this fag is on a /b/ro can get on!!
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congwess is ewil
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What in the fuck is his number?
I keep getting something saying the show is not on.
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Lol wtf is this show. First caller sounds like he has downs.
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>>475051061
i like you
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"THEY USE COMPUTERS TO DO IT"

Computers confirmed for liberal witchcraft.
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>>475050994

Even though he isn't a troll, it still made me lol hard. Please /b/ros, deliver on this, I'm an ausfag so monais but you americunts better seize this oppurtunity.
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>>475051105
have you seen how much his filters cost? he pushes them every chance he gets... Trust me, he's doing fine all by himself
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Arkansas nigga is oldfag that used to listen on shortwave....damn.
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redneck caller
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alex is a fatass
he also complains how fat america is
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fuck this redneck....where are the /b/ros
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>>475051310
No joke, im here in SA and I'm just waiting for someone to call him retarded.
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>>475051216

Thanks, buddy!
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Any bros coming up? I wanna hear "Stalin did everything right."
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caller should say they are from missouri so we know its a /b/ro
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>>475051245
>>475051245
>>475051245
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>>475051193
All the callers sound like this. Alex Jones feeds off the paranoids and dimwitted.
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>ri-uh-sin
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"you cant.....you cant..............you cant"
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WHAT THE FUCK?! I just heard a random "Aaaah". Did he cum?
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smoking is horrible for you!
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lol it ended?
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>>475051808
Nice catch, lol'd at that too
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what the fuck was that random "eh"
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Is it over?
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that black lady that screens calls is a bitch
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Lol, selling soap to his callers. Seems like he's misunderstood his market
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>>475051730
Yes. This.
>>
>aaaeehhhh
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5 star soaps you guys
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>>475052013
5 star soap?
AWWWWWW SHIT
5 STAR POST NIGGA
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>>475051916

Lots of overpriced US product commercials.
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Please no star wars music.
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That's all, folks. They're starting over.
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>PLays Imperial March

goddamn this is fucking hilarious
>>
Evil Star Wars music intro... appropriate
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all /b/ tards are now from missouri
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How do people listen to this these commercials lol and every 5 min it's like listening to Rush Limbaugh except he at least filters some of the retards on the phones out. But holy shit commercials and retards omg.
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>>475052132
CALLER FROM MISSOURI!!
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>recorded earlier today
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it just said it was recorded earlier today
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>>475052293
This
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>>475052195
Oh shit, is it done?
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>mfw all of you are trying to call in to a 9-hour-old recording
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>>475052195

Its still goin!
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>>475037475 (OP)
It's hard to take him seriously because he does what disinfo people do; he mixes compelling facts with crap. Like moloch worshipers ruling the world or whatever. There's no question about 9/11 - 7/7 has some issues too (There's a good website that comes up if you google 7/7 Truth.. All that stuff, and the anthrax and the media blitz were all one comprehensive concerted effort to rush this country off to war and raid the national Treasury.. doubling in a decade! We've all been raped by the banksters.. you children and their children will be born indebted to them to the tune of trillions of dollars
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>mfw my internet is only 0.032Mbps and can't listen
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>>475052293
Yep, everyone do that please
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inb4 pay to be gangraped
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>OFF THE CHART GANG RAPE

my sides when
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wait, um... guys? It said "recorded earlier".... I think we've been deceived.
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OP here: He dosent even know abb of SOPA

Favorite Insane YouTube Clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2w2TRxSLxw
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>>475052507
warner bros
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Don't worry you can pay to get gangraped
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"You pay to be gangraped."
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>>475052445

No, the Imperial March starts the show. They've moved on to re-broadcast.
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>>475049972
>Is he six years old?
He is below average intelligence
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>>475052529
gang rapeing
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>>475052416
>>475052293
Retards. There's no point in that. He can tell where you're from from the area code.
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>you pay to be gang raped
>you pay to be gang raped
>you pay to be gang raped
>you pay to be gang raped
God damn, my fucking sides.
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Fuck this asshole - he actually hurts the cause by mixing the insane with the true. He helps the Ruling Elite by confusing morons with hoaxes, half-truths, and lies. I'm willing to bet he's a Disinformation Officer of the Illuminati
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>>475052731
*69
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>basically paying to be gang-raped
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Drudge Report is real news
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>mfw when the entire thread thought it was live when this whole thing was live 6 hours ago.
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is this fucking live or not
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gimme a laugh
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>>475052974
>A bunch of *69 calls come in
>This is a good plan
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GANG RAPING
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>>475053230
nope...we got played!
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PLEAsE TELL ME WHY

WHEN I CALL AND


ASK FOR BATTLETOADS

NO ONE WILL

GIVE THEM TO ME
IT IS A CONSPIRACY
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Post results if you get through /b/rothers, I can't stomach listening to this fucker. I listened in on his show to see what he was all about a couple of years ago and nope, he lives in a fear induced bubble it's not even funny
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Dem Soaps

Its what Patriots use!
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....Supernatural silver? Seriously I know it's not live but this shit is cracking me up.
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>>475052623
Oh god... THIS one was much better:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xog5FoODC4s
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>implying any of you will get on
Literally millions of tinhats watch jones. They all like to talk too
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Alex is being attacked by the government and media because he blew their entire operation.
The bombings were gonna be blamed on right wing Constitutionalists until he posted all those photos he got from 4chan and made a huge story out of it.
Now they're punishing him for that.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtDGYfnOKw4

bathing in turds
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I liked him better as Ghost on True Capitalist Radio
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No raid then : (?
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>>475055520
Is he even taking calls anymore?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9RBXlE86Ng

oh god ahah
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 >http://www.infowars.com/listen
>US promoting drugs
>so it can spend money
>on stoping drugs
amihearingthisright.wav
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PEN-TA-GON
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>>475056129
>>http://www.infowars.com/listen
>>US promoting drugs
>>so it can spend money
>>on stoping drugs
>amihearingthisright.wav
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but muh freedom
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>>475056880
using hip catchphrases doesn't mean you belong here, kid.
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>gubment trying to take over world
>by make gubment weak
this doesn't even make sense and I have been high on meth for the last 48 hours.
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>wants guns
>gets upset when people shove guns in his face
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Two girls one glove lol
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The government wants to put their hands in you!
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2 GIRLS 1 GLOVE!

I lost.
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>>475057487
where do i sign up
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>government wants to rape you
>they were prosecuted
>but that doesn't mean that
>the government doesn't want to rape you
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>>475057620
is he making porn now?
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>>475056118
So, what's the raid here? Hit web layout it shitty. Is he even taking calls?
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"Just type in Two Girls one Glove"

That was beautiful
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>>475057841
I think we are waiting to strike at this point
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>>475057907
found it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTJZCzG9ekk
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>>475057174
Hahahahahaha
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>>475058408
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"I dont think hes [Tom Cruise] is a very nice Person"

>>475058408 Im dead.
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>>475058408
where's the anal fisting? this video sucks.
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>>475058981
"When we do love each other, that's when we make our souls."

Deep shit right there.
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>"The darker it gets the more you can see the stars"

Dat holy fuck pause he gave himself.
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>thinks oblivion is about illuminati
>calls public dumb down
>implying all powerful secret organization
>needs to leave symbols
>2013

picture related
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LOL For the last hour, he was bashing Apple Stores and Slave Labor

"I got home at about 10:30, in my bed with my iPad"
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>mfw this thread was started by him
IT'S A FUCKING CONSPIRACY
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>>475060161
He really is a fucking retard
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there has been no lulz in this thread OP confirmed to be alex jones trying to get hits on his website
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OP here, I dont even live in the United States

Alex Jones talking is just Lulz

He said hes about to take new Callers
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>mfw he is opening lines
is everyone trying right now?
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>>475061591
shut the fuck up and that's some bullshit.
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Lol you faggots do know he's not live, right?
His show is on from 11am to 2pm.
Morons are listening to a replay of today's show.
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>>475060956 This post >>475061591 was directed at you sorry

>>475062130 The emu Im drinking a Beer with says otherwise :D

>believes in illuminati
>uses google
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>>475061591
>>475062379
There are IDs on /b/ you fucking halfwit.
>>
>>475062926 Im sorry, Im typing too fast
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>world is going to get so fucked up
>you are going to need drugs
too late
>not being on a drug is being on a drug
LOL
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>>475062214
 
 
 

(o)_______(o)
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>>475063441
>typing too fast
typing too fast to know what you just said?
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>>475062379
Central Standard Time(CST)
Monday-Friday 11:00am-2:00pm
Sunday 4:00-6:00pm
Call In Number: 1*855*411*ALEX (2539)
http://www.gcnlive.com/programs/alexJones/
Ok OP how do you explain this you faggot hurr durrr taking calls
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>>475063797
It says live ... Oh shit what?
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>>475062214
He's right you know
>>
"Gawd is gonna smash you to a thousand pieces."

Nice.
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This shit is melting my brain.
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Holy fuck, he has flipped his shit
>>
WUT?!
AINT NOBAWDY GON RAM DEY HAND UP IN MUH SISTER!!!
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2 girls 11 glove... neither of them seem to mind
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Jetcopters confirmed for liberal terror weapon
>>
So many delicious sound bites.
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when is he going to start taking calls?
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>For 15, 16 year i told this
more like 16 years of not been right
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Here we go, hes taking calls.
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>>475067774
in about 14 hours.
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>>475068498
Calls confirmed. TSA talk going on.
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EVE RAEP
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It's sad, because he has some good points for a foilhatter.
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God and government will rape us.

>mfw
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ALL IS LOST, MILITARY TAKEOVER IMMINENT
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>>475071768
ITS FUCKING TRUE MAN

WHY CANT YOU SEE?!? NO HEROES MAN! YOU ARE ALL WEAK FAGGOTS
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STOP BENDING OVER FAGGOTS

USA USA USA THANK YOU FOR SHOVING MY WIFE AGAINST THE WALL
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Alex Jones confirmed for Stewie?
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/b/rother in call right now.
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INB4 Proctology exam
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>sun screen made from babies
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Someone make an image of the american flag as a guy fisting a chick
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We need a hero of the masses to call in and really piss Alex off...but who would this hero be??? Hmmmmm
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This is epic fail
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>>475073928
SO LEAVE YOU LURKING FAGGOT
>>
s
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I AM YOUR GOD NOW
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>>475074091
No
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is anyone going to call in?
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>>475075471
If he ever shuts the fuck up, maybe callers could get in.
>>
dis history lesson


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