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>pre-bottled water
Idiots actually buy this shit

Although I would LOVE to own one of these companies. Every day would be a good day. They say that money can't buy happiness (and owning one of these companies would put you well off, to say the least), but I would wake up every morning laughing. A grin on my face while I eat breakfast, because I know my meal was paid for by me selling someone else... water... fucking water.....

I would take my woman out for a nice meal at that one restaurant that you couldn't get reservations to. But I could, hell I own Dasani. I wouldn't care for the exquisite meal, however. Luxury isn't my shtick. But I would excuse myself for a moment to use the restroom, but secretly I take a moment to leave the fine dining and go out to the ally way, just to laugh. I look at the building and the class of people that I am associated with. They accept me. I'm billions rolling in cash, I roll in whatever car I choose that morning and my wife was hand picked from a line of models that one time I went to Miss Universe. I laugh at how easily manipulable society is. How society believes they are in control, but alas, I could even take a shit on Al Capon's corpse if I wanted to.

That's right. Fuck you I sell water to people for billions, and fuck you for thinking you can control me. I win.

>>459507118

>dasani

lol enjoy your tap water run through a filter

>>459507719
>missing the point

Let me explain. I know this shit is just tap water resold to idiots

society

>>459505828 (OP)
b

/b/

People in general

plants vs zombies, angry birds , all the other mainstream apps

/b/

The South.

>>459507719
that's the joke

>political lobbyists
I refuse to believe it's anything but bribery. I've heard people say lobbying needs to exist so politicians are aware of people's concerns, but I think that's bullshit. Maybe you needed someone to tell you that face-to-face 100 years ago, but with the internet we can easily inform people almost anywhere of anything.

>>459507118
This is true.

>>459508473
but they're fun.

also this >>459508570 20x this

>>459507118
I swear, one day, someone will figure out how to sell fresh air to people and they'll become billionaires. I know I'll see it in my lifetime.

Nintendo, shits cancer.

>>459505828 (OP)
Gays and equal rights.

>facebook

>The right to bare arms.
>Religion

>>459508759
you never been to an oxygen bar?
california , japan , etc. have already figured out how to do that

Religion
Zionism
TV commercial

>Catholicism

>Fall Out Boy

MMA sorry but that's just a bunch of niggers and spics fighting.I could go to a home depot next to a kfc if I wanted to see that

Alcopops.

>>459505828 (OP)
OP

>>459505828 (OP)
>/b/

>age of consent

i mean realy , who has the right to say a
31 year old cant have a consensual
loveing erotic relationship with a toddler.

>Nicki Minaj

This whore should be put down.

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I buy bottled water all the fuckin time. I usually have two crates. What about when you need to leave and want to drink some motherfuckin H2O? Its better than having to waste time washing cups everytime. Plus you can recycle the bottles. Sorry poorfags, enjoy that hard tap water.

>>459508420
That was too edgy for me, I'm out.

the internet, i sometimes sit there and think how successful i might be if i hadn't wasted my life on the internet

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>>459509718
since its /b/ i dont know if youre serious or not, but i lol'd

>Pre-bottled water,Carbonated and flavoured is okay, But just plain, Fucking water? Why?
>Bronies
>muslims
>beliebers
>Feminists
>And muslims

Pitbuls

>>459509718

Fuck you.

Age of Consent is a great song.

>>459505828 (OP)
>Mediums & psychics
Assholes who exploit grief
>Religion
We all know we'd be in a better place now if it didn't exist
>Apple
Literally one of the most disgusting companies on Earth, and they get away with it
>Peta
Much like Apple, except they're fucking terrorists

>>459509934
Just buy a sports bottle? Refill when empty, take it out with you, and not be scammed for your money.

4chan
9fag
Reddead
Niggers
Rap music
Mexico
Australia
Penguins
Dogs
Feminists
14th amendment
Cigarettes
Asshole atheists and theists who slam the beliefs on everybody they meet.
This thread
The universe
Unions
Laws against murder
Consensual sex
Celebrity idolism
Sports
Chess club
Captca

>>459507118
So true.

The only excuse to buy that I can see is if you're traveling. I wouldn't fill my waterbottle with some random tap water from a bathroom.

That's the only excuse. If you're at home and want water, use the tap.

>>459509934
buy a reusable/sealable water bottle. wo0o0o0o0o0o0

Religion, thats all.

>>459507118
But pre-bottled water actually is a neccesity under some circumstances: E.g. if natural disaster strikes or source water is contaminated.

>>459508781
The hell is wrong with Nintendo? Grab an old ass Wii from the flee market and Smash Bros and Mario Kart and a bottle of Sailor Jerry's and you have a fun night with a couple of buddies.

Okay I admit. Nintendo is the Apple Computers of the video game world. They believe they are so innovative, but they fail to understand that they should leave the innovation to the game developers rather than their system.

I personally say make a powerful enough system to give a large creative pallet to the game developers, so that those making the art can be the ones that are innovative.

__________________________________________________________

Dear Nintendo,
     No one really gives a fuck about your 3D screen, or any other gimmick that you will throw into your systems. I'll admit, I bought a 3DSXL when it was $160 and included Mario Kart 7. The only time I ever use that 3D feature is when I smoked too much cannabis and I actually think it adds to a game. I would have purchased a PSV if it wasn't for the fact that their game library is atrociously small.

Signed,
     -Anon

>>459510218
Fucking cunt atheist you aren't better than me, I'm not better than you, stfu.

this thread

>Post-Hardcore
>My Little Pony
>9fag
>extremists(of every kind, not only muslim)
>Skrillex

>>459509745
Implying its a she

>>459509934
get a waterfilter, get a reusable bottle, save tons of precious monies

>>459510471
This is about normal use, not emergencys.

>>459509745
So true!

>>459507118
Man, I live in Paris. My tap water is turby. it literaly becomes pale white when i put it in a container and shake it. Whatever you can say, whatever you could argue, i'd rather trust a pre-bottled water that stays crystalline, even if I have to pay more for it

thread : "Do you like them apples". That fucking expression shouldn't exist, everydoby saying that deserves immediate and painful death.

>>459510608
Don't start. I didn't say I was better than you. I don't like religion and what it's done to the world. That's my belief, and if you were truly a religious person you'd respect that.

America

>>459510608
Scientific investigations have shown the society would be much more developed if the religion hadn't existed, have you seen the internet of futurama? Well, we could had had it, fuck religion

In-your-face gays
In-your-face lesbians

I hate them, I HATE them!

Feminists.
The south
That shit that teen women do where they say the opposite of what they mean and call it "girl code". It's not girl code, it's fucking dishonesty. By logic, I should be able to cheat on you now. I will enjoy it. Just get to the fucking point.

Also women's opinions in general

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>>459508875
>United States of America

>>459508781
dude what the fuck is wrong with you? you're 12 or segafag aren't you?

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>niggers
>the fact that im not a super saiyan, let alone not being a saiyan at all
>the fact that pokemon arent real
>mexicans - the pokemon can cut our grass and pick our fruit for us
>indian food
>anti-gun faggots

>>459510973
buy a filter.

>>459510671
I get that, but if there isn't a profit to be had, there wouldn't be a market either nor sustainable supply (i.e. not sufficient bottled water for when an accident actually happens).

I simply can't get myself to hate people who sell stuff like bottled water, all they care about is the profit, not the moral implications, the true idiot is always the consumer.

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>>459510642
>Post-Hardcore
Sorry we all don't like people on their way to a throat ring singing the entire song.

>Dubstep made by Youtubers
>Almost every show in Nickelodean
>The Burn
>My Little Pony
>OP

>>459508759
This was in a recent movie, think it was the lorax. Watch that shit high as balls and its okay

>Laws against drug use
I don't even do any drugs but why make it illegal, it only makes things worse.
>Prison for murders
If 100% proven that the he/she is a murder, then let the victims family murder him/her.
>Prison for rapists
Kill the fuckers, but slowly, abuse them until they cannot take no more, chop off limb by limb until they are a nugget, remove genitalia and feed it to them.
>Laws against prostitution
I have don't need to explain why

Today's music industry...

>>459509718
A toddler can walk up to another toddler and kiss it on the lips and everyone thinks it's cute.

I try to walk up to a toddler and kiss it on the lips and I get arrested.

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>>459510642
>Post-Hardcore

>not appreciating the awesome that at the drive in is...

pleb

the GOP

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>>459511559

>>459511047
thats bullshit , all you "science" fags
saying religion isnt good.....science is just another religion , admit it...darwin is your god..
i'm sick and tired of you science fags trying to tell me the world is round , im not stupid.
if the worl were round we would be constantly
tipping over...ever tried standing on an egg?
dumbass , atheist cunt.

>>459509745
This, Justin beiber, nickleback, kidz bop, one direction, Jonas brothers, and all the other terrible shit-blizzard music marketed to kids

>>459511245
"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof"
first amendment

religion shouldnt exist.

gtfo

>>459509718
I agree with this, to a degree. I mean "you're 15, that means you're not capable of making up your own mind about what you want" is insulting and fucking retarded.

>>459510078
you'd fail anyway

>>459511269
>mexicans - the pokemon can cut our grass and pick our fruit for us
Oh my sides.

>Religion
>Hipsters
>Racism
>Prejudices
>Hatred
>Depressions
>Insecurity
>Inherited diseases
>Poverty
>Laws against drugs
>Meddling people

>>459511823
that's kinda the purpose.
if wouldnt be shit if it wasnt targeted at kids because kida have no fucking idea about music, they do care about looks and fame already though.

>>459511702
2/10 for making me reply

>Socialism

>>459508875
>right to bare arms
>bare arms
>bare

>>459511852
>"In God We Trust" printed on all of our money
>putting your hand on a bible in court and swearing to "God"

>>459511674
This guy actually did have a point.


...I'm gonna go suck on a titty now.

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>>459511702
U mad?

>>459511302
These shits never works. Water stays turdy.
Besides, what would tell me that a supposedly ''very good'' filter really makes it safe to drink ? I wouldn't drink the water from a puddle, even after putting it in a filter. Same goes for my tap water.

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>>459509934

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>>459508875
Bat muh fredums

>>459512142
Unconstitutional

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>>459511897
thank u for liking my post. finally, someone appreciating my ideas

>>459512142
I'd also like to point out that "in god we trust" and "one nation under god" in the anthem wasn't added until the cold war, unconstitutionally

>>459511269
So what would Home Depot be for pokemon?

>>459511516
Most of it is terrible, digitally recorded shit, but some stuff is actually good. It just depends on what your into, you just have to look hard enough

>>459512142
This..

Just because some believe in a fake made up religion then why should we?

>>459510971
>plus a billion

>>459511702
Unsuccessful troll, or stupid american or both

>>459512142
In the UK if you're an athiest you don't have to swear on the Bible.

>>459512426
This guy's spot on. Thank Reagan and the neo-cons for that.

people who have smartphones and an EBT card.

>>459512603
not necessarily hard enough, just at the right places.

/mu/ isn't too bad of a place to start.
they have fags that listen to everyone.

>>459512426
This is true, but how was it done unconstitutionally?

The word anthem appears not in the document, and I think those phrases were added by some congressional action

>>459512157
the catholic church was the just about the only place recording history and being literate during the dark ages without them even more knowledge would have been lost. dark ages was way less the church's fault and more plague and crap

>>459507989
SO DEEP

OP
/thread

>>459512778
Explain mothetfuckwr

>>459512938
>being 12

/reply

>>459505828 (OP)
the beatles

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>>459507118

Let me know how great your fluoride poisoning feels from normal tap in a few years.

pop radio

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Liberals. I fucking hate liberals. You are a fucking disease, your philosophy is bullshit, you're a bunch of sheep and fuck you. Please do us normal people a favor and fucking kill yourselves.
>also Big Bang Theory, fuck that show.

>>459512840
>"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof"
I would imagine that means anything that represents government, including the anthem

perhaps you could argue that the Fed isnt part of the government so it can be on the money, they should have oversight on the fed to stop it

>>459508736
And your the kind of people that would think the south is bad, cause you one of those fucking idiots that plays angry birds. Faggots these days.

>>459513184
lol'd.

imypling bottled water is fluoride free

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>>459511516
Stop listening to iTunes top 100. Most mainstream music has blown cock since like the mid 70s, but there are still fantastic artists creating music that will be revered as long as yesterday's music industry.

>>459510532
>flee market

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Republicans

>Parents who convince their children that their gifts come from Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny brings them beautiful chocolate eggs. Also the Tooth Fairy and other shit.

>>459513260
I ask this in all honesty, and I expect a well thought out, reasonable response: why hate liberals?

And I'm not talking about hippies and all those morons who preach about faux-feminism and animal testing being banned, I mean actual, smart, politically conscious liberals.

Faggots that call every fucking Explosion or magic trick or whatever "Science".
Srsly, this needs to stop.

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>>459512485
>pokemon will wait outside Home Depot at 4 AM looking to do odd jobs, 100x more efficiently than mexicans
>look how fast mewtwo builds my tool shed
>pokemon will mow my lawn
>pokemon will pick my fruit
>pokemon will bus tables
>pokemon will have 30 family members living in a 2 bedroom home
>pokemon will bring their loud children with them on public transportation during rush hour
>pokemon will work at taco bell
>pokemon will have gangs and lower the property values of what was once a nice neighborhood of master race white people
>pokemon will street race and have low-riders and like cars
>pokemon will do anything for a dollar

all things that mexicans did in society would be done by pokemon, making society much greater

>>459511971
>Meddling people
this is the only one thats not fueled by an ass burger 12 yr old autismfest
inb4 people talk about sterilizing retards, felons and stupid people

>>459513035

>>459512778 here

I'm a cashier. I have women coming through my line with Droids, Samsungs, iPhones, etc, and they're paying for their junk food with an EBT card.

If they can afford something like that, then they do NOT need food stamps.

>>459512893
Yeah right, because we all know the plague was selective about who it killed.

While the catholic church didn't single out and kill anyone trying to lay foundation for scientific thought (no not at all!).

>>459513184
Yes, because the western world is rife with an epidemic of fluoride poisoned people.

Have fun reading about chemtrails on conspiracy theory sites.

>>459513592
i think that's ok when they kids are young.
they can have a bit of magic in their life before they get older and realize that everything is shit.

as long as the parents dont use fucking santa claus for christmas.(where i live we had the christ child before santa claus became famous)

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>>459508875
I fucking hate this too

>>459513461
actually democrats are an equal share of the problem.

Political parties shouldn't exist.

niggers, traps and homos

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>>459513324

Reverse Osmosis systems remove over 80% of all fluoride from water.

Activated-Alumina filtration systems remove 99%.

Distillation removes 65%-99% dependent on how many times said water is distilled.

I can guarantee you that most bottled water brands (Dasani included) go through at least one of these processes.

Enjoy your fluoride from tap. <3

Reproduction.

>>459505828 (OP)
agreed lol

>>459513809
Do we also get to keep them as pets and battle other people and their Pokemon pets?
Do we also run into them in the wild whilst doing various activities?
What happens if a Pokemon falls from a building whilst fixing something, is there a Poke Hospital or Poke Mart to by potions?

>>459513359
I'd add to that : "some modern performances of classical music". Some of them are terrible, some others are incredible.

>link related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKvd4tMkFHc

>>459514327
how is the tinfoil hat treating you?`

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>>459513663
Because there's no such thing as a "smart liberal." They're so pumped full of nonsensical bullshit and talking points they're too blind to realize their system doesn't work. Other countries live how they (think they) want, guess what, the system sucks. I grew up in Europe, it was hell. Spoiled American kids have no idea how good they have it.

>>459514327

http://www.naturalnews.com/001028_soft_drinks_Coca-Cola.html

This took about 3 seconds of typing and 2 seconds of petting my annoying cat to find

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>>459513260
>mfw conservatards cause the American economy to collapse

top 40 radio stations.
Radio on at work/public areas
NASCAR
celebrities
"we are all special in our own unique way"

>>459508724
>I've heard people say lobbying needs to exist so politicians are aware of people's concerns,
Of course. Lobbyists are known for their reputable charity and altruistic social campaigns.

>>459511865
But it's true. On the other hand, some people hit 30 and still don't get with the program.

>>459514000
They shouldn't do it at all, the child that believe in it will come to realize it is all fake, then they will realize how easy it is to be lied to and may have problems trusting other people, just because of a stupid commercial event.

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>>459513824
Explain my tiny raging friend.
I'm 18 by the way, and no, I do not have assburgers.

>>459512893
>not realizing Islam was undergoing a golden age during this exact time frame

All of Greco-Roman culture would have been lost if it wasn't for Arabic scholars preserving the epics, plays, and poems that the Renaissance based itself on.
Enormous scientific, mathematic, artistic, and medical strides were made in Arabia and leaving Europe woefully in the dust.

Of course now the tables are turned, as Islam is in a self-imposed state of stagnation. But still, realize that the catholic church DID do a lot of damage, yes they preserved literacy, but greatly oppressed the scientific curiosity of the common folk, which is why all the major break throughs were in Baghdad and Mecca, not Rome and Paris

>>459510283
Damn

chloe grace moretz

>>459514559
That wasn't enough of a reason. You offered me an opinion, there's nothing factual in an opinion that's formed through personal perception.

>niggers
>racists

>>459514595

>2004
>2013

Sorry buddy. Read any Dasani bottle today. They explicitly state the water they municipally source is filtered through a reverse osmosis system.

Your cat should try again.

>>459514676
I bet you still think this shitty economy is Bushs' fault don't you. Stop watching tv.

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>>459513103

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>>459513809
>>459512408
>>459511269

furthermore, with the extermination of niggers, pokemon could also do the things niggers did in society
>pokemon will collect welfare checks
>pokemon will sell/do drugs
>pokemon will bring down property value
>pokemon will fry all of their foods
>pokemon will be loud
>pokemon will always be late to places
>pokemon will always smell bad
>pokemon will be dominant race in professional sports (lets see lebron nigger james guard a fucking Charizard in basketball)
>pokemon history month will be celebrated every february
>pokemon will work at the DMV and have long nails and keep u waiting in line forever, and give u sass when u ask them ANYTHING
>pokemon will not grow up with fathers

as u can see, black people and mexicans should not exist, and pokemon replacing them would make society much better

>>459514747
>and may have problems trusting other people

that's bullshit.
i have never seen a single child being traumatized by that shit.
i haven't been traumatized by it.
when they tell you that this shit is fake you already assumed it anyway and you will understand why they did it.
it's no biggie

>>459514327
And up until the advent of bottled water, people were dropping like flies...

Jesus Christ, pull your head out of your ass, you might enjoy the view.

american politicians

>>459514715
>celebrities
I have how these cunts thing they are in some why better than other people because they are on TV or some other shit.

Also Royals, (Britfag) I hate how the Royal Family here are thought to be amazingly fantastic and if you hate them you are someway a jealous unbritish faggot..

People theses days.

>>459514559
>Because there's no such thing as a "smart liberal." They're so pumped full of nonsensical bullshit and talking points
You just portrayed a stereotypical conservative in response. Bravo.
You could've argued against their political policy, but you opted for ad hominems. But then, you also generalized Europe quite spectacularly and used a reference point nowhere near contemporary.

>>459509934
Reverse osmosis filter master race reporting in

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>>459514559

>Implying Austrian economics is testable

>>459514998
>implying liberals can believe something outside their box

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>>459514440
Yes
Yes
and we dump their body in a park and pick up some new ones at Home Depot
>just like we do with mexicans today

People being able to buy junk food on EBT cards. Motherfuckers, I'm the one coughing out the dough for that thing, I should have a say in how you spend it.

>>459512157
How do you gauge scientific achievement? Also west isn't the only scientific community in the world.

>>459513841
Mine only is $0.99 and my contract only has me paying $60 a month for full access.
I hate those bitches too, but it's actually quite cheap compared to a regular phone.

I'm not on EBT but i do qualify for $200/month of foodstamps.

>>459515110
It is actually. Figures have shown that the US economy saw the biggest downfall since the Wall St crash. The Obama administration has improved it exponentially and created a vast amount of public sector jobs.

>>459515146
>Implying in someway that could not affect anyone, even though there are over 7 billion humans in the world.

>>459514327
All tap water goes through a reverse osmosis system where I live.

Shitty tap water is a matter of quality control, not a matter of subsiding it with bottled water.

>>459514060
Bare arms are so gross looking
with all that scraggly hair and whatnot
plus who knows where it's been

>>459515526
Don't you think it's kind of unfair to expect them to have a standpoint you're unwilling to present?

>>459515543
But what if those Pokemon somehow become super powered, they will revenge us for dumping them and leaving them for death.

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>>459515054

www.oralanswers.com/2011/08/bottled-water-fluoride

Hmm. You seem to be right actually. I retract my statement.

Dasani isn't still purely non flouride though, but yeah it appears to have been filtered somehow.

I used Dasani as an example though. Other bottles of water apparently have shit loads.

>>459515526
So you're saying that Republicans are far more open minded than Democrats? Come on, buddy...

If you're going to feel so strongly about something, at least have the intellectual ammunition prepared to defend your stance.

>>459515675

>>459513841 here.

EBT refers to the card that replaced foodstamps. I just have a rage issue with them because I make do on $14,500 a year with out them.

>>459515354
Don't agree or like conservatives, just happens to be my opinion as well.

>>459513103
They don't exist; 2 are dead

>>459515758

Even if your tap goes through reverse osmosis systems, municipalities in America are still required by law to add fluoride. Usually in the amount of .7 parts per million.

So to be quite frank, if you don't want to be fluoridated, either buy bottled or pickup a system for your home.

>>459516129
I like that you choose and pick policy that becomes you, it's a refreshing change from the hurr democrats/republicans split I usually see. I see good guys both sides of the spectrum and idiots all around anyway.

>>459514327
>over 80% of all fluoride from water.
This is where I point out that I treat all my well water and filter it to the essence of purity.

Bottled water is nothing more than status water.
Ooooh look at me, look at the brand, I pay $10 for a bottle of Mexican tap water, i am sooo high class.

>>459515110
It is, faggot.
You would know that, if you understood economic policy.
Also, guess who is, once again, fucking America up the ass by holding the state of our economy hostage with the sequester? Republitards
Guess who filibustered the appointment of Chuck Hagel, a man who will get the job anyways, and sent congress into recess, wasting even more precious time? Republitards.
>becuz he said mean things about our Kike masters over in Israel.

Fuck, Karl Rove started a Super Pac aimed at kicking the Tea Party candidates out of office. They are literally fighting themselves. I've lost all faith in the Republitard's ability to make coherent decisions concerning the future of America.

>>459516406
I don't live in America though (Denmark).

>>459515710
link?

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>>459509934

>>459516415
>>Ooooh look at me, look at the brand, I pay $10 for a bottle of Mexican tap water, i am sooo high class.

How true. But hey, if they want to pay it, there's someone willing to take their money.

>>459515354
Literally every neo-conservative I've ever spoken to is the same as this guy. I ask for something solid in defense of Republicans over the Democrats, and can't offer anything beyond opinion spoon-fed to them by right-wing media.

>lil wayne

>>459516479
Not previous poster, but:
>Claims previous poster doesn't know shit about economic policy.
>Doesn't mention anything in his post that is even close to being economic policy.

Come on!

>>459505828 (OP)
>things that shouldn't exist.
The alpha/beta thing on 4chan. People just use it as an excuse for their inaction or failure to understand society's institutions.
They fucked up, next time they should try it differently. Instead they're "beta" and are expected to fuck up and it's some "whore"'s cause their self-entitled lethargy is an endearing character trait that should make the broad put out. They're deep and caring and shit.

>>459516949
Dude, I'm a libertarian. Shoot them all and start over.

>>459516673

Jeg elsker Danmark <333

Umm, if you're in a country that's part of the EU, your fluoride primarily comes from salt, or milk based products.

But your water is good.

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>>459508759
yep.

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Spiderman thread?
Spiderman thread!

>>459517207
Jamen tak da.

Yeah, I've read that Danish tap water is rather high quality.

That's what I was trying to imply with my previous post: Instead of buying bottled water to subside shitty tap water, why not instead rally and demand the quality of tap water to be improved?

>>459517095
It's just like the friend zone. That shit doesn't exist. It's just a fictitious, self-imposed limitation.

>free will
>stupidity

>>459513260
You are saying liberals but you mean democrats.

liberals believe in the advancement of society, science, and human rights.

Liberals tend to vote democrat because they know republicans will attempt to block any societal progression.
if there were no political parties liberals and conservatives would probably vote for scientists, while democrats and republicans would probably vote for a talking head that fits the party profile.

>>459516949
If you're libertarian, then even you should recognize that liberals aren't the problem, it's republicans. Regressive thinking, handing power to corporations and denying people of opportunities is not the way forward.

>>459514740
What's true? That 15 year olds can't make up their minds? Bullshit, if you're 15 and can't decide wheter or not to get a dick stuck inside you, then you have far worse problems. I understand the need to protect the young, but guess what, they don't want your protection. What they want is for you to leave them the fuck alone to do what they want and enjoy. Guess what happens when you suppress human sexuality and enjoyment in life by restricting large portions of it? Yes, you end up here.

Internet

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>>459516742
And here's the link, just so you know I'm not blowing smoke.

http://www.politicalactionnetwork.com/2010/02/us-job-loss-from-dec-2007-to-jan-2010-bush-to-obama/

>>459517095
This. Mostly because nobody who lurks on 4chan is alpha. Particularly /a/, /b/, and /v/. And /mlp/ is just autism.

>>459517691
>lt, or milk
They're two sides of the same coin: groups who want to expand the State, and therefore ther power, into ever facet of my life.

>>459517708
Okay, either you're a teen currently rebelling against his parents, or you're a pedo who's afraid we're gonna slam the door on your opportunity here.

>>459517627

In this country (and as demonstrated by previous postings) people who question the quality of tap water based on the notion that it may contain chemicals (such as fluoride) are dismissed as conspiracy theorists.

Because, y'know, medicating water is a completely normal thing to do. (sarcasm)

Some municipalities have fought water fluoridation, such as one in Wisconsin. But the end result was a state mandate which forced them to re-add fluoride. Fluoridation of water is literally a law in this country.

>>459517628
No it's not, but "friend zone" is a horrible word.

A straight out better word is "rejection", you haven't been friendzoned, you're not waiting your turn in the queue, you've been flat out rejected, and it's highly unlikely you'll ever remedy that.

>>459517095
>>459517628
Honestly we all treat the /b/eta's pretty bad, so i wouldn't call it an endearing trait. I see the words man up faggot on here way more than, it's okay she's just a whore.

Friendzone does exist, but it just isn't what these dudes claim it is.
All you have to do to escape the friendzone is stop being just a friend and bam, your out.

>>459518121
All you need to do is look at the Reagan administration, and Thatcher's time as PM. Both of them had similar economic policy and believed that by giving banks and corporations carte blanche, it would inevitably lead to prosperity for all, but instead, all it lead to was greater disparity, and made social mobility almost impossible. Republicans and Tories removed individual freedom, and we're paying the price for it to this day.

>>459511865
sorry but when you're 15 you aren't self aware enough to make smart choices.
Age of consent is pretty cool law. I think there should be mandatory imprisonment for anyone over 25 going after anyone under 18. Pedo's are the biggest losers in the world and they deserve a lifetime of anal and oral rape to befall them.

>>459515775
are you retarded?

>>459508875
>>459508875
why dont you just say the south?

germany
women's rights
honey boo boo
workaholics
the color green

>>459518514
>All you have to do to escape the friendzone is stop being just a friend and bam, your out.
Exactly. It's all about the atmos you set. Leading the situation. Without rape of course. I could get most my female friends to put out, I think a major issue these guys have (and something that frightens these girls off) is that they expect that when they fuck or often just kiss her or talk to her, they're immediately engaged to their soulmate or something.

>>459518250
but its true. teens rebel. I'm sure as hell i didn't do what i was told, neither does anyone else i knew at that age. That's what happens when schools shove "total abstinence" down student's throats.
>>459517883
thank you.

>>459519642
>I'm sure as hell i didn't do what i was told, neither does anyone else i knew at that age.
Just because you need to not be an idiot to properly deal with kids doesn't mean we should give them full legal liability. Think back on when you were that age. Were you or any of your friends truly on the same level you are now? (I hope not)

>>459519348
>the color green
Why?

>>459519065
And as reply, I'd like to point out the Democratic strongholds of Chicago and Detroit. rampant corruption, out of control violence, and a political machine that thinks it's fucking royalty.

>>459519642
>>459519889
I guess what I'm saying is, young teens and men in their thirties just aren't mentally compatible. And if they are, the adult has some severe psychological impediments.
So, that leaves this not so much a "relationship" but more a "psychosexual entanglement"

>>459518250
I'm 20, have no desire to fuck a child, and have no problems with my parents. I just don't agree, "most" teenagers are not that stupid. If a 15 year old have sex, why do we shame that as though she didn't know what she was doing? She knew damn well what she was doing, if she didn't she wouldn't have done it!... unless she was raped and thats a whole 'nother matter. Young does not equal stupid, sometimes it does, sometimes it does not.

max t you fucking russian faggot

>>459521165
But people do things all the time without realizing the full consequences of their actions or what exactly they're doing.

>>459520149
and now I'd like to point out all of the democratic strongholds of the east coast.
Great economies, plenty of jobs for everyone, high standards of living, marriage equality, conservatives are shunned like the social cretins they are, science is believed and creationism will never be taught in our high quality schools.

MFW Americans who don't live in New England think they had a good education or are even an American anyone cares about.

The only parts of America that matter are west coast, new england, florida and texas.
If you don't live there you may as well just kill yourself.

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>>459511865
>implying the vast majority of teenagers in modern society aren't vapid twats

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cant believe no one said jews already

>>459520149
And I'd like to point out that it was a Republican administration who started not one, but TWO false wars, against an organization who had next to no power until they decided to demonize it. It stuck its nose in Iraq for reasons that STILL haven't been explained, poured trillions into under the guise of them being a potential threat. Trillions which could've been used to dramatically reform America for the better, but instead, its institutions and citizens suffer.

The modern Republican party destroyed America; it sold them all a dream that was a lie, it was the abusive husband that justified its terrible actions out of love. The problems in Chicago don't even register on the radar compared to the catastrophic decision making of the modern Republican party.

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>>459521665
You're right

>money
>ownership

people who are intolerant of others cultures and the dutch

>>459521165
>>459521446
>But people do things all the time without realizing the full consequences of their actions or what exactly they're doing.

I would totally fuck a 16 year old. I would also expect her to have a romanticized perspective and be unfamiliar with casual sex.

>>459521571
So I guess you don't need the corn and wheat that comes from the Midwest, or the coal that powers the power plants that light your home from the Appalachians and Wyoming, etc, etc.

Good to know.

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sad clowns
well clowns in general

>>459521165
I'm 21, I fuck high school girls all the damn time because they have no fucking clue man.

It's liek this
>car
>job
>drugs
>liquor
>own apartment

Their legs basically spread the moment I talk to them, then I bang them and a few of their friends for a few weeks before passing them along to my bros, and vice versa.

We have a group of about 20 or so college age guys and we have fucked roughly half the lookers at the local schools. And not just one and done, we wear the bitches out, the last guys who fuck them are always disappointed by how loose they have gotten.

So in answer, age of consent laws should probably be higher here, but since they aren't, I love that tight teenage pussy.

>>459511971
is against:
>Prejudices and hatred
but wants to eradicate people based on their sense of fashion?
>hipsters

>>459522153
I don't like corn, and I don't eat artificial corn based products if I can help it.
most of my produce comes from local farms.
Power?
My local power plant is hydroelectric nigger.

over here, we actually are thinking and learning.

But no please, enjoy your cancer corn and coal fumes.

>>459521901
>yed America; it sol
I always get a kick out of how people hold up the Democratic Party as some sort saintly origination when it gave us the New Deal and Great Society programs, got us into WW1 and Vietnam, was the driving force behind Jim Crow and segragation, and who's current President has taken all the things that the previous EEEEEVIL RETHUGLIKAN SHRUBYA did and ran with them.

Targeted drone strikes on Americans anyone?

>>459522153
>Appalachians

You do realize that those are on the East Coast, right?

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>>459522514
The status hounds are slaves to their system. Wear a good suit and you can pretty much just right away tell them to get on their knees.

>>459521901

if anyone needs proof on how much of a moron bush is. We had a surplus in social security. All of the workers of America would have retirement ready for them, even if they hadn't worked the same job for 30 years.
So what's dubya do? gives everyone a fucking check....
so no more surplus, but hey, it's still good!
Wait... he did what?
He and the rest of the politicians repeatedly took funds from social security to the point where it is almost defended and as such it is trillions of debt we owe to ourselves?
And to think... we could a had Gore.

consensual pornography

>>459519889
no, what i'm saying is demonizing enjoyable actions make them that much more appealing. of course kids will do what they aren't told.

>>459523061
And so they are. My mistake.

>>459523850
I know, but this isn't about kids being kept in line. This is about weird guys being kept from taking advantage of them. Typically the issue isn't with mid teens but quite younger anyway.

>>459522906
>Targeted drone strikes on Americans anyone?

Targeted drone strikes on Iraqi and Afghani citizens, anyone?! Dozens of them?!

And I'm not saying the Democrats are saintly, I'm saying apart from the early days of the Republican party, its modern parties and policies have done far more to damage America than ANY Democratic party.

Also, how was the New Deal a BAD thing? FDR practically SAVED America with it. Not only that, but shortly before he died, he wanted to include more policies that included system of universal health care.

That's right, if FDR didn't die, all Americans would have free health care by now. Yeah, Democrats are the WORST...

>>459522906
I would like to point out that the republican and democratic parties did a huge priority shift.
Dems = old school repubs like Lincoln, and Teddy.
Repubs = old school dems like Wilson, and Cleveland

So the segregation thing is on you guys.

>people