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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:06:28 No.368418024 [Reply]

if you don't have kids, you're selfish.

You have the ability to create a sentient being who can enjoy life. By not doing it, you're depriving a potential being from existing.

It's like passive abortion. Besides that, if you have kids later than 35, they're more likely to be retards.

Get on it, you fucking virgins.

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Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)20:30:18 No.368433238

>>368432101
I do lol hahaha.
It's fucking great, and I won the fucking lottery.
I have enough money to get fucking wasted every week.
My job entails me to be outside in the fresh air and work out for 9 hours a day.
I have a smart/cute girlfriend.
I have a best friend.
A great, financially stable roommate.
I live in a politically stable, safe as fuck country (canada).
The economy is great.
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>>	TEYE INFO/SPAM 12/15/11(Thu)20:30:50 No.368433334 >>368418024 0/10 Didn't even flinch.

>>	Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)20:31:57 No.368433500 >>368431421 >>368431421 >>368431421 How old are you? See : >>368431920 Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.

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LET'S DO THIS /b/ 12/15/11(Thu)18:04:26 No.368407691 [Reply]

Fucking last thread got shut down. We got a whore on cam to show tits and do some extreme shit for free. Let's do it again.
Step 1: Go to http://µ.ws/lAab
Step 2: Create an account (all it needs is email, user, pw, its free)
Step 3: Find the webcam model "shelterlight" and start requesting for her to do some shit.
Step 4: ??????
Step 5: Profit!

I'll be posting porn to bump

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>>	Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)20:33:11 No.368433728 is she still online??

>>	Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)20:33:18 No.368433755 who to know op. where!!

>>	Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)20:33:34 No.368433806 you actually baned for that?

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Stop Online Piracy Act Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)20:31:34 No.368433445 [Reply]

Watch the SOPA Hearing Live

http://keepthewebopen.com/sopa
http://keepthewebopen.com/sopa

discuss.

>>	Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)20:33:34 No.368433805 File1323999214.jpg-(376 KB, 700x2804) dumping piracy infographics

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Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)20:11:12 No.368430048 [Reply]

Would /b/ fuck this girl?

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>>	Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)20:32:35 No.368433616 >>368432845 I'm sorry but that girl is tres cute!! You need to get yourself out there love.

>>	Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)20:33:24 No.368433779 if their name is kirsteen, its a small world. if it is'nt, then its a small world with dopplegangers in it...

>>	Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)20:33:33 No.368433803 File1323999213.jpg-(32 KB, 362x482) >>368433616 She has a boyfriend, according to her Facebook she has for the past few years. I'd still love to fuck her brains out though.

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Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:05:25 No.368417835 [Reply]

Let's get a tard thread all in this bitch, /b/. I'll start.

>Middle school
>Tard will do ANYTHING
>convince him that most popular girl in school likes him
>tell him he should ask her out by pissing in her hair
>he walks up to her
>he fucking does it
>rage.mp4
>girl has lawyer dad
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Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)20:30:41 No.368433314

I feel so bad for this...

>be in 4th grade
>tard girl named IDA (no she couldnt spell that)
>trick ida into thinking the the bullied kid in our class likes her
>continue persuading ida should make a move, make ida kiss him
>i and some other guy holds this bullied guy by the arms while ida kisses him with all her tard sterngth
>bullied kids first kiss was a ugly downie

It can't get worse than that for the guy. I'm ashamed of it today.

Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)20:31:31 No.368433435

>be in 6th grade
>going to take a piss in the bathroom
>while pissing, tard girl comes running in groaning
>rips down her pants
>sits on the urinal next to me and proceeds to shit in the urinal
>wtfisthisshit.jpg
>power piss as fast as a can and haul as out of there
>hear the groans all the way down the hall

>>	Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)20:33:33 No.368433804 There's a tard in my school who looks like the Y U NO guy, even sometimes looks at random girls and says "why you no like me?!"

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Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:55:31 No.368427376 [Reply]

So /b/, whens the last time YOU have taken a shower?

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>>	Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)20:33:09 No.368433719 >>368433351 lol indeed.

>>	Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)20:33:11 No.368433730 this morning (aka noon-ish)

>>	Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)20:33:32 No.368433801 I'm enjoying this...

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Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)20:18:29 No.368431267 [Reply]

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>>	Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)20:33:04 No.368433708 File1323999184.png-(248 KB, 313x419) >>368433284 >how is she greedy? she sees Spike's gem and wants it for herself and proceeds to sweat it off him so peer pressure is ok?

>>	Leo 12/15/11(Thu)20:33:27 No.368433791 File1323999207.jpg-(16 KB, 182x203) >>368433608 You serious?

>>	Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)20:33:32 No.368433802 File1323999212.jpg-(29 KB, 470x224) >>368433608 I'm a 6'8 kick boxer

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Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)20:07:21 No.368429360 [Reply]

Do it

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>>	Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)20:32:49 No.368433663 Honorable Service Lapel Button - World War II - Adolf Hitler Hardmode achievement unlocked!

>>	Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)20:33:14 No.368433739 Abdul Aziz Al Ghurair -> United Kingdom -> Allies of World War II -> Hitler

>>	Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)20:33:31 No.368433800 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Nemirovich-Danchenko http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_Lenin http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Lenin http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stalin http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler completed on hard mode

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Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)20:03:41 No.368428740 [Reply]

Master Race report in

>White
>6'0 or taller
>160-210 lbs
>College/non minimum wage job
>atheist/agnostic/deist
>Doesn't live with parents
>acknowledges that Mac/PC/ps3/xbawks all have advantages and disadvantages
>non virgin/gf
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>>	Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)20:29:01 No.368433010 >>368432557 small man syndrome detected seriously, i'm nothing but nice to everyone yet you short fucks are constantly hostile towards me what the fuck man

>>	Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)20:29:53 No.368433161 >>368433010 Haha, I'm pretty well mannered IRL but I can imagine. It comes from pretty much having no chance ever at girls taller than you

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Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:45:11 No.368425420 [Reply]

ITT: We post pic/gifs so hot we have actually fapped to them.

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>>	for_the_lulz 12/15/11(Thu)20:33:05 No.368433710 File1323999185.jpg-(27 KB, 340x314) >>368433372 i lol'd so fucking hard!

>>	Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)20:33:27 No.368433790 >>368433428 filepost(dot)com/files/faa25e5d/daa3.alysa.seaj.kitty.avi or filesonic(dot)/file/3987336934/daa3.alysa.seaj.kitty.avi

>>	Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)20:33:30 No.368433798 >>368427468 >>368427468 >>368427468 SAUCE?

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Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)17:49:19 No.368405120 [Reply]

ITT: the most interesting/fucked up dream you've had

>suddenly at college
>the floor is made of lava
>strippers dancing on it
>they turn into floating boobies
>i walk towards them, fall through the floor
>land into a red, foggy warehouse
>satan tortures people there while audience laughs
>girlfriend is there, takes me into a glass room
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Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)20:28:48 No.368432959

Had this one a few months ago
>Be on first date with my current, first, + only gf (been dating for 5trs)
>At the movie theatre
>Suddenly the joker jumps out (the cartoon version)
>Points a gun at us
>Punch him in the face
>Take his gun
>BANG...flag
>Throw it at him
>Put him in choker hold
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>>	Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)20:31:45 No.368433477 >>368428147 so cute that you love your girlfriend, i love her too. although sometimes i like moles more.

Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)20:33:30 No.368433796

>In the middle of nowhere next to a shack
>Find the Wing Cap from Mario 64
>Put it on
>Fly around and shit
>Master Chief shows up
>Evil Turtle also shows up
>Pick up a bic pen, turns into Mace Windu's lightsaber
>Kill the turtle
>Chief congratulates me
>Flood show up
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Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)18:48:57 No.368415085 [Reply]

SOPA:
1.) USA is introducing censorship bills.
2.) I love how butthurt Americunts believe it will affect Europe.
>Europe is made up of 27 countries
>is made up of 27 countries
>made up of 27 countries
>up of 27 countries
>27 countries

Try and convince 27 countries to support any form of censorship that limits freedom of speech/internet freedom. Britain has a major influence in Europe, despite current dealings, Liberal are ruling alongside Britain who support lassiez-faire.
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>>	Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)20:32:45 No.368433654 File1323999165.png-(99 KB, 353x176) >>368432646 Fuck this shit, i'll just go buy some gas. Pic obviously related.

>>	Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)20:33:00 No.368433696 >>368433448 learning to get along with others, rather than being ignorant candy-asss!!!? those damn yuropeans!!!

>>	Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)20:33:30 No.368433797 File1323999210.png-(612 KB, 1019x695) USA also has a bigger population AND less culture than western Europe.

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Loli Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:10:43 No.368418771 [Reply]

Sum moar

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>>	Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)20:30:55 No.368433344 >>368433193 I've seen captchas before.

>>	Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)20:31:24 No.368433422 File1323999084.jpg-(467 KB, 1116x1600) >>368433193 25/29

>>	Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)20:33:30 No.368433795 >>368432396 >Bottom right panel Have you ever been so far out of your way even as decided to use go want to look more like?

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Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)20:12:17 No.368430244 [Reply]

Anyone wants Peaches n Cream comic? Will dump the 2 I have.

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>>	Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)20:33:29 No.368433793 >>368433074 Go on....

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Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)20:26:17 No.368432530 [Reply]

more like this

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>>	Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)20:33:30 No.368433794 Carl something

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