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Why is having a girlfriend every guys main goal in life? Its all anybody cares about and what everything you do leads back to. People even brag about it like its a hard thing to accomplish and they are something special for doing it. Example: be playing a online game, get in argument, guy responds: Well i have a life and a girlfriend. i bet you have never even fucked a girl.
So fucking what if someone hasn't. why is that such a big deal?

oh hey, you found someone that agreed to follow you around and sometimes let you lay on them and put your dick in a hole on them. i just dont get why this is the driving force behind every mans life.
its not that big of a deal.

to prove my point even further i bet every other response on here will be calling me a virgin.

i may be or may not be. it doesnt matter, nor do i care.
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>>457398074 (OP)
because a pussy a day keeps the doctor away
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>>457398074 (OP)
I'm with you...
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Because finding a mate is the natural purpose of a male. All males do certain things to impress females they find attractive.
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>>457398074 (OP)
its more of having companionship instead of living out life alone. We all get lonely, and its nice to have someone there to talk to. to take care of. to love
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>>457398719
but, i would much rather prefer to be alone.
i hate people and their narcissistic bullshit.
i have no need to interact with anyone in person.
i guess im just fucked up.
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>>457398074 (OP)
Only a pathetic faggot whose main goal was having a girlfriend, yet has no girlfriend would start this thread.
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>>457399225
its not for everyone I admit. Some people like me prefer to be in the company of others. Others like you prefer solitude. And thats fine too
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>>457399230
I'm with this guy
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>>457399225
>i hate people and their narcissistic bullshit
Yet you prefer to be alone
Who's the narcissist now?
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>>457399230
you are exactly the type of fuckface i was describing.
if that was true what would be the purpose of posting it on here?

im just sick of the way the world works
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Unless your girlfriend is your best friend too girlfriends suck.
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>>457399718
not me.
how does it hurt anyone if im alone?
im not constantly shoving my bullshit in peoples faces.

other than right now, i admit.
but its 4chan. so go suck a dick
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i'd never say it's my main goal. for me it just happened, sex and the fact she cares about me is just a bonus.
guys who think about it as a main goal never get one, because their unconscious body language show that, which makes him desperate in front of women, which in return is repulsive to them.
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Look man this whole alpha,beta, omega shit you see here is stereotypical garbage. People brag about those things because they have nothing going on in their lives. To have a GF is great but its not everything. You should worry about accomplishing your short/long term goals, living life, acquiring currency, dreams, etc. You should do what makes you happy, not what fucking /b/ wants you to do. A man can be successful without a GF. You just need to be dedicated, determined, and disciplined. Keep it real /b/ro
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>>457399906
I just explained it to you. Any questions?
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>>457400252
>>457400216
pretty much my thoughts. I'm at uni right now, and a few of my freidns have been getting with ladies, but not me. Maybe its that I'm only a 5/10 at best, or maybe its that I'm just not trying. I've just been trying to get my shit together. Bitches can wait
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>>457400252
but what if you dont have any of that either.
what if you enjoy just doing nothing all of the time. like that makes you generally happy.
not saying that as, oh i have nothing going on for me, i hate myself, etc..etc.
i am just actually100% content with not doing anything at all. with nobody.
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You want a girlfriend?
Don't be an idiot. A broad?
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>>457400569
no questions. just know that you are wrong.
that is all.
move along.
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People think that they won't be complete until they find their "other half", or the person who "completes them." Total bullshit. We as humans have a need (most of us, at least) to be close to other people emotionally. In our society, this kind of closeness is mostly expected/okay in a romantic relationship. Which sucks, because then both people expect way more out of the relationship than it can ever provide, and end up even more unhappy than when they got into it in the first place.
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Cause it's one of those boxes we're supposed to check off before people say we've done something with our life.
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>>457400124
Truth, right here.
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How about this? I have a girlfriend but I do not have sex with her, she is "saving it for marriage". Nothing to boast... in fact it's even more sad because all my friends expect that I'm hitting it..

>feelsbadman.jpg
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I prefer to be alone too.

I fucked a girl once and although the orgasm was good, the experience itself was disappointing, and the effort i put into the relationship was too much for that one positive return. I didn't love her. That was 10 years ago and haven't felt the need to fuck anyone since.

People who are close to me (or as close as they can get) waste my time talking about relationships and sex and it just doesn't fucking interest me. When I go home at the end of a rotation I have normally no human contact for most of my 4 days off. Only rarely when i have to go shopping or to buy something will somebody see me.
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>>457398074 (OP)
i like sex and i like girls and a girlfriend is someone who is willing to have sex with me while also highly compatible with me interests wise.

tl;dr girlfriends are cool
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Because society judges men's worth on their ability to please women. Sucks but it's true. The only way to deal with it is to tell society to fuck off and go your own way. If people opt out trying to accomplish something greater in life than getting their dick wet then fuck 'em. Let the syphilis rot the fools away.
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>>457400785
Never sell yourself short friend. None of that 5/10 stuff. Women who prefer only aesthetics aren't worth your time. Attending the Uni myself, I will just say all you have to do is chat them up if you wanted to. Women in those age ranges are 1. Easy 2. Very insecure 3. Don't know what they want so they sleep with almost anything

However, I know that you don't have time for that because chasing skirts is a god awful waste of time.
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>>457401216
why do you keep yourself so distant to the idea of girlfriend, i'm living with mine for about a year now, and she's like my bro. not every girl is a shallow bitch who's all about make up and her social status. we're both at uni currently, we study together, i can count on her for most things. she also gets a bonus point for being great support at league of legends.
it's just about finding the right person(no matter how cheesy that sounds)
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>>457402956
I know who you are.
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>>457401075
Keep calm and carry on. Why fret about it at all? You have nothing to worry about.
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>>457401075

You also get the added bonus of not having to constantly support somebody emotionally and financially. I'm sure the people disagreeing with you will change their tune once their special princess gets bored with them and leaves for a big dick/wallet.
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>>457403324
you're scaring me.
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>OP is the kind of person who keeps his feelings bottled up on the inside, not letting anyone see it for fear of them taking it the wrong way, thinking he's a faggot or taking advantage of him

That's what i've deduced at least, I used to be like you too
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Noticed all my friends with girlfriends are just as miserable as I am being single. Girlfriends want 3 things, money, attention, and your freedom. Unfortunately im not ready to give up any of those things.
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Sex is fun /thread
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The most important thing to me about having a girlfriend is bragging rights that she is better looking and cooler than my friends girlfriends. Also getting laid is good, otherwise no fucks given. Lastly they are good for procreation pourposes, so get a good one and shoot some dna.
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>>457403789
You can have lots of sex without having a girlfriend though.
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>>457403669
yeah i was pretty much like that too, but then /fit/ and books happened
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>>457399225
You might just be asexual anon
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baha.
exactly. i can do what i want, when i want and not be judged or criticised to the point where i dont do things i enjoy.
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>>457403789

porn > sex /your wrists
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Because some morons can not overcome their basic instincts. But sadly it is those people that will reproduce. A few people like you do see the meaningless of it all but also those few people will never continue their legacy.
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>>457403590
sorry for scaring you eh. should be around 11pm for you if you're the person I know on league. longshot at best.
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>>457403983
I thought this thread was just about a mans drive for sex. My b. But it's a really good feeling when you have a girl that's down to fuck whenever
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>>457403789
sauce?
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>>457403669
you are not entirely wrong. i put on like im normal when i have to be around ppl. but in my head i just want to get away because i dont give a fuck about what they are talking about.
maybe it was they ppl i socialized with in my highschool days or something, but i dont trust ANYONE. i wasnt a loner then. i had friends and girlfriends, but my family had money. turns out my dad was fucking about and getting the money illegally. lost it all. when all of that went, so did my "friends". havent had any since
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>>457398568
this. The whole reason anything gets done is to impress women. The reason we want to earn lots of money and own things is why? To impress women. Otherwise we would just wallow in out own filth and be happy when we had enough food to eat. I mean if it weren't for women I probably would have never showered. Ever.
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>>457398074 (OP)
The driving force isn't the sex, it's the desire for companionship, at least it was for me. The sex is just a bonus.
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>>457402956

>not getting the joke
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>>457403789
its really not.
you just want it to be or thinks it has to be
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>>457402297

Dude. Hermit pride - I'm with you. Even though I wouldn't actually >mind< finding a girlfriend, it's not something I actively look for as I don't agree with... pretty much how the entire world works right now, that goes for the whole "relationship" status, as well.

I wouldn't say that I look that bad, I'm actually pretty fit physically and if I'd be met up with 2013's human, I wouldn't be far off... however, I want to be far off. Because this place fucking sucks, and the people in it are horrid. There's no room in our society to be human any more.

That said, I'm very sure there are several people with this particular mindset, although, how the fuck am I supposed to find anyone when these people are just as much in hiding as I am?

Some people even call me paranoid. You know what? I'd agree; everyone is paranoid, thing is, though, everything is dangerous.

tl;dr world suck, people suck, never gonna find people who are hermits.
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>>457398074 (OP)

karl pilkington is my hero
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>>457403879
i fucking hat kids. i never want anything close to a child. there are enough fucking ppl. no need for one more
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>>457404482
uhm, nope it's 6 AM here.
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>>457404057
i mean i jerk off to porn and whatnot, but i guess you are kind of right. im really not attracted to anyone or feel the need to fuck.
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>>457404782

Speak for yourself. I do things for my own happiness. If women come then fine, if they don't then no fucks are given. Never plan on having kids, so they need to be a part of my life.
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>>457398074 (OP)

Because I'm a man, I enjoy sex. Its the way I'm wired. Obviously your sex drive isnt very high or you'd get it.

No troll, just my honest opinion
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I may be wrong but I feel it stems back to animal instincts. Every male by nature, wants to fuck as many females as possible. Having a girlfriend or fucking alot of women is a sign of status on the food chain in the animal part of our brain.
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>>457399225
Have you ever looked up schizoid personality disorder?
Scizoid /b/ro here, I know what you mean
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>>457404782
not me. i want money to buy things. i want to buy things that i like.
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>>457400124
My girlfriend is my best friend actually. A best friend who has a pussy that I hit all the time. It's really nice to have something in common once the sex is over, I hope you all get to experience that once in you life.
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>>457405740
holy fuck. Dr.Anon, you have just found what is wrong with me. This fits me to a T.

what do you do about about it? medicine? what?
im at the point that i cant hold down a job because of the way i am
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>>457406204
Then you break up and lose your best friend and your pussy

Been there done that, no fucking thanks
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>mfw overcoming the need for women is the next step in male evolution and the niggers in here are late to the party.
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I'm with you there OP.
A lot of guys spend too much time worrying about when they will get laid next.

For example, if I go on a night out with my friends most of them spend the whole time trying to hit on every girl they see. This leads to them getting shot down and ending up lonely and depressed at the end of the night.
While I spend the night enjoying the music, drinks and company feel great at the end of the night having enjoyed myself. If I meet a girl and we hit off then it is a great end of night bonus to a great night.
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>>457401808
So basically you're buttmad because people taunt you for not having a girl, but having a girl is easy, yet you don't do it. That's really the impression you're projecting.

You know what a NORMAL person's response to being directly challenged in such a way would be? To go out and prove the other person wrong.

Remember bitch: reality is socially constructed. If you live in a community of 100 people and 97 of them think you're a fucking loser for not banging chicks, guess what? You only got two friends to choose from while everyone else has 97.

All things considered I can deal with a histrionic female tantrum once a month in exchange for an easier time getting off, home cooked meals and to have something to bitch about with other males because, like you, the all suck at conversation.

TL;DR --> they're right, you're wrong, start doing pushups until you get laid
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>>457398074 (OP)
biology
</thread>
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to preserve the existence of our species...that's it. we're slightly refined animals but that's all we really are.
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>Be successful
>Have hobbies/talents
>Be good at them
>Be decent looking
>Outgoing personality
>Not socially awkward

It's funny, because people ask me if I have a girlfriend and are shocked when I say i've never had one. Almost as if they think there's something wrong with me for this.

I legitimately have only felt a real connection with a girl once, and not since. If I ever do find someone I feel that way about, awesome. If i don't, that's fine too.

So why is it that people/media insist on making me feel like a lesser being because i don't spend my days trying to fuck random sluts or make a bitch say 'i love you' to me? I understand that it's our most primal instinct for survival, but come on.

>>457402094
This might be the most true post I've ever read on /b/.
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>>457407320
i honestly dont have anyone that would taunt me or call me a loser. there is no "they" in my life.
you are just wrong mate.
i cant prove it to you, but accept it.
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>>457407320
i don't think your getting it
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>>457406914
I think it's quite legit between us, but I see your point. Maybe I should keep friendship and my pussy separate.
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>>457399230
suck my dick heaven
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>>457405374
no I'm speaking for the human race. and the animal kingdom.
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>hurr durr why do you are about the one main biological drive that exists across every species, u such dum cavemen
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>>457408058
So nobody says shit to you about this issue but you're mad about it anyway? So essentially, you're telling me that you're like one of those teenagers who looks at rich people, scoffs, then goes "man fuck money, I don't need to be earning that shit."

If you can come up with a single goal in life that's any more meaningful than getting a chick, I'd love to hear it. So far all you've done is criticize one way of life without offering an alternative...which, again, leads me to believe this entire thread is about sour grapes. If you've got something else in your life that's better, please, share it.
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>>457407320

So he's wrong because a society of fluoridated sub-humans operating on their lizard hind-brains says so? Right. Also, if the only thing you have to talk about with your terrible friends is your terrible girlfriend then i'd say you're the one with the problems, nigger.
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>>457407320
so you're saying that you're living your life to please other people, and you think that makes you tougher and cooler than those who aren't?

the funniest thing about the modern age isn't how much of a pussy everyone is, it's how desperate they are to prostrate themselves to prove it.

i'm good looking and personable, chicks very literally beg me to fuck them - and sometimes i do, but usually i don't, because why get tangled up in that shit? i don't have anything to prove, i do what i actually want to do -not what i feel society expects me to do.
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>>457408925

And as a member of the human race I'm telling you to bend you dick into you ass and fuck yourself.
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>>457409612
Hey guess what...you're only here posting on the internet because people like to fuck and have little people, who grow up and like to fuck. You need to show that "lizard hind-brain" a little more respect because if you were somehow better, your kind would be evolutionarily outcompeting the breeders. I don't see a master race of male-only virgins overtaking the Earth any time soon so I'm gonna go ahead and ASSUME I'M FUCKING CORRECT UNTIL THAT HAPPENS.

Suck it. Also, it's not only her that I talk about. Sometimes I bitch about the Republican party, nerds, spics, blacks, the South, Christians, pretty much other human beings that don't belong to my subgroup. More of that sweet hind-brain action. Get with the program.
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>>S+yQgvdc
it's not your fault. you just happen to be or have been in the company of stupid/uninteresting people. there will be people in your life that will make you want to understand them but you won't be able to - your intellectual equals. if they happen to be female and possibly want to have sex with you, that is a welcome bonus.
this is the way i perceive women - i fuck their minds, not their bodies when i fuck them. and an ugly mind is repulsive to me.
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>>457398074 (OP)
>Why is having a girlfriend every guys main goal in life?

Because any guy who can't get laid is a loser by definition.
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The fact that you have a girlfriend also lets people know that there is nothing wrong with you.

"He doesn't have a girlfriend? why?"
Schizoid?
Crazy?
Abusive?
Retarded?
Gay?
Smelly?
Poor?
Looser?
Tiny Cock?
Socially retarded man-child with nothing going on in his life?

Normal living beings want sex and/or a partner, people assume everyone wants it because its built into us to want it, and if you don't, then there must be something wrong with you, people will mock you because there is something wrong with you because that is what humans do to make themselves feel superior.[1]
[1] source: no gf
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>>457405075
You might walk past or even interact with other people like you on a regular basis and not know it. I interact with anywhere from 100 to 2000 people in one of my 12 hour shifts.

Nobody has the slightest clue what i'm actually like outside of work, they think of me as the nice, friendly computer guy who doesn't talk much about his 'social' life.

Most of my colleagues bemoan the members of the public who are 'grouchy' or 'assholes / bitches' to them, but I secretly thank them for maintaining my sanity. If I only got to deal with happy people that wanted to ask me how my weekend was day in day out I would probably lash out either at them or myself.
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>>457410531
I never said living a normal life makes me tougher and cooler, I said it makes my life easier and widens my selection of other human beings to utilize as social connections, which can themselves serve as tools to further my own goals.

I can guarantee you're not personable if you've got the angsty "I DO WHAT I WANT" attitude, more than likely you're the dude everybody bitches about having to deal with after you leave the room because you've got such a fuckin attitude problem.
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ITT: edgy tfw no gf i don't have to conform to the world kids vs. guys with at least bit of relationship/sex experience
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>>457409259
dude just go away.
ppl like you are why i dont care about the world.
just fuck off.
im not responding to you anymore.
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>>457398074 (OP)
mostly testosteroni
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I agree having a girlfriend is no major achievement, if you try it's not hard at all. Its really nothing to brag about. If you have to resort to bragging about having a girl then your life overall must be shit.
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>>457410531
You definitely sound like a faggot.
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>>457412105
no but you do care. it just seems easier for you to tell yourself not to care then to fucking adapt to society already and grow the fuck up.
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>>457412713
You obviously don't have a girlfriend.
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>>457405740
before treating make sure you read up on the stuff talking about schizoid being frequently related to high functioning people, i argue very strongly that you should learn to understand yourself and your body; don't feel bad for being different, concentrate on what really drives you.

also learn your cycles, these are generally more pronounced - i fuzzy on it but probably a 1-3 month cycle in which you jerk off loads then loose interest before building up to another sexual peek, another slightly off-set cycle which dictates energy levels over about 2 months and long cycle dictating general mood and alacrity (the time between deciding you should do something and actually doing it)

also weed works wonders
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>>457412880
i wish it was that simple. i really do.
i wish i thought like most ppl so that i didnt have to deal with this mindset
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>>457410841

So because I was born then I should respect people who only care about procreation? Making babies isn't an achievement, people do it on accident all the fucking time. Maybe the hind-brain system is working for every other species on the planet, but the front brain is the only thing keeping society together. If you like sub-human basic instinct so much then move to a place in which it's abundant. May I suggest Detroit? They love the hind-brain there, along with murder, rape, gang violence, and murder.
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Maybe cause being with someone is important enough for you to have a bitch about not getting laid
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>>457412954
I do, must say though, for a majority of my life I didn't care about having a girlfriend. Then recently I started trying, I stopped being a beta fuck and when I tried I found out it wasn't that hard.
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has OP ever considered that maybe you're just too autistic to understand love
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>>457412105
No attempt to see another point of view? Check.

No valid counter-point, only a steadfast clinginess to the original position? Check.

Hatred towards any challenge of his worldview? Check.

You only hate the world because you put a shit ton of effort into it. Look, if you want to seek out some like-minded people and circle-jerk it to the way the world "SHOULD" be, you're more than welcome to do so. However, don't be surprised if you're miserable. You can, on the other hand, accept that things don't work the way you want them to work and that you might need to be a little flexible if you want to be happy.

Either way, I'm glad you won't respond to me anymore because all you're doing is repeating a mantra ad nauseum and it's boring. Hope that lonely microwave dinner in front of the TV every day for the next 50 years treats you nice.
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>>457413169
dont give me that bullshit because i was in that bullshit like 4 years ago. either youadapt,enjoy life and realize what have you been missing or end up alone and miserable.
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Actually kind of a strange thread to see, because in fact, my girlfriend of 5 months dumped my ass a few hours ago.
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>>457409259
i have three; GOAL ONE is to be happy within myself, GOAL TWO is to be happy about myself, GOAL THREE is to be happy around myself. this is the THREE SELF ORIENTATED GOAL SYSTEM OF BEST OPTION. but i can even give you a bonus goal for free, i with my life want nothing but to make the world i depart a little nicer than the one i was born into - when i die i want to have made the world a little better, i want to be able to look from my deathbed and see the worth around me is better, to see that this is because of the things i've concerned my life with and the person i've been. and why? why because i want to have experienced something magical in my life, something so rarely experienced - i want to have experienced the sensation of being a good thing, a positive force.

I want to experience being a beautiful notion, but if simply rubbing up against someone else is a good enough to spend your life seeking then whatever, good luck...
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>>457413509
You listed murder twice...I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume it was for humorous effect, however, you might want to give that front brain a little more exercise if it wasn't.

...and yes, you should respect the fact that you stand on the shoulders of giants. Even if you were smarter than everyone else around you, it means less than nothing because you ain't gonna be turning the world by yourself. If you love the front brain so much, invent something or solve one of those unsolvable math problems. Otherwise, quit bitching and find a chick so you two can shit out someone who can do something useful.
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>>457413169
and surprise motherfucker most people have the same POV as you at some point in life
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>>457414196

Only women are miserable being alone as they age. Men are miserable being married later on. Enjoy that, BTW.
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>>457410841
what if those of us who aren't interested in sex are also responding to complex biological marker chemicals? maybe over population has altered the biochemical levels of our system in a way which is expected and important to survival?
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>>457414964
what else TV shows said?
get real son.
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a males whole purpose in life is to find a mate, you are a useless male if that is not your goal.
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>>457414785

Yes I listed murder twice on purpose, and what makes you think I don't want to leave an impact on the world? Trust me, I plan on it, and it'll probably be more fulfilling than having shitty kids that'll probably turn out to be nothing like me. In fact it's been proven that people with higher IQs have a lower rate of procreation. So most of those giants you mention probably didn't leave behind any womb turds either. This could change one day, and the world would be better off for it.

And even if I didn't want to leave anything behind. How would adding another person to the already over populated planet fix a fucking thing?
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>>457411828
oh come on, we're talking on the internet about certain things - i could just as easily say 'people hate you for going around randomly predicting peoples attitude problems,,,' but of course neither you nor i act or speak this way in real life, that should be obvious.

but if you're just trying to conform to a social norm so as to use people to your own ends then you're wasting your time - you don't have any goals, you're living simply in the shadow of societies expectation.
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>>457415747

not what TV shows say. In fact the media's constantly telling us the opposite. (ie: sex and the city and shit)
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>>457416486
there really is no point in trying to prove you something because everything he said you took on extreme levels and act like an edgy aspie.i'm guessing you're 17. mate you'll realize this stuff sooner or later and laugh at your former self. and if you never realize i sincerely feel fucking sorry for you, have a nice day.
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>>457416863
yeah you'll grow up too hopefully. i'm out it's getting 4edgy9me
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>>457417929

So you're pretty much saying "I cant argue with you m8, so Imma just insult you and pretend to pity you so I feel like Im right."

have a nicer day, nigger.
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Nice shaming. Good to see it's still the go-to tactic in arguing on /b/. Also I didn't know calmly making reasonable arguments made me edgy.
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>>457418657
No wonder you two faggots are pathetic beta fags.
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>>457398074 (OP)
Actually OP, I tend to avoid things that compromise my judgement.
I consider the chemical reactions caused by romance one of them.
If there's someone out there for me, I want to know her as she is, not the passion she incites.
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Op is a faggot, but I still agree.
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>>457418657
careful with that edge.
yeah that's what i said. you guys are actually right.
don't conform to society in basic things in life or you'll become a sheep.
rebels4life.
dude i take a 1 look at my dad and mom, and even tho they're at late 60's they love the fuck out of eachother, and are pretty satisfied with their lives. you aspie divorced parents kids raised by microsoft wouldn't understand. have fun at life m8
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>>457419271

>Insulting people on /b/

Like your any different from us, faggot. You're in the same fucking boat.
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virdgin detockted
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>>457420160

Well I'm not your parents, dickshit, and I'm glad because I'd be pretty fucking disappointed. Also, my parents are still together. Nice argument you have there, double m8.
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>>457398074 (OP)
look at this fucking virgin who doesnt into life. Its a big deal because the point in life is to fuck and make more little human parasites to rape the earth. That is the only actual point in the life of any living being, is to procreate to further the species... actually the race, but thats so un PC... so look faggot.. they act like its a big deal because to biology, sticking your rod into a baby maker IS a big deal. Since we are "intelligent" life forms and all that, maybe you think it should be about more than that, but it isnt about anything more than that. at all. so either accept the fact that you are just different, and go with that... knowing always and forever you are different (as am i, just fyi) but not understanding it? That makes you just a loser faggot. Understand what you do not believe. Find truth in what isnt in your day to day. Open your fucking eyes and see the truths that are there for you to see. Im not saying follow what other people say, or to be like other fuckers or anything else, but you obviously care that you are different from them yet you cannot understand? That makes you a stupid fag, I may be a whole lot of fucking things, but im not stupid, /b/ro.
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Sex is the one thing we alll have in common, (or at least the psychologically healthy of us). It makes sense for it to be the default measuring stick. Considering money, status, ability, or skill are just as if not more fallicious benchmarks... it's the logical conclusion. It'simple to separate the haves and the have nots if you just assume everyone wants the same thing.

If you want my advice, don't gauge your value as a person on the opinions or actions of others. Decide who you want to be, then be it... if you have any ambition in life that should be challenge enough.
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>>457407320
>>457409259
>>457410841
>>457411828
>>457413834
Trying too hard.
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>>457398074 (OP)
Every guys main goal in life? Wow, generalize much? First of all, you are wrong right off the bat because of gay guys who could give literally zero fucks about getting a girlfriend. Some how the gays have been able to find meaning in life without bragging about the women they fuck. Second, there is such a thing as professional pride and wanting to amount to something for its own sake. The only person i could think who would say such a dumb thing is someone who has literally nothing to live for. Stop being such a self hating faggot, and either go out and get laid, or stop bitching about how its 'such a big deal in society bla bla'
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>>457421490
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>457421309
>>457421309
i don't even need an arguement. your opinion is that main thing in life is to be sucessfull, have no kids or wife, while I'm capable of doing all of it. you assume based on god knows what that everzyone is fucked up in marriage. It's ok to have opinions m8. i was merely trying to help you and improve the quality of your future life by convincing you that all those things arent fucked up as they seem to ya. i failed and i feel sorry for ya. no hard feelings
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>>457414740
wow, thats some straight fag shit right there. You, nor anyone else, is leaving the world nicer than when you came here. You are talking about i dunno, what you wanna say? 30 years? 40,50, 60, 70 years of fucking destruction on a planet and then say the small shit you did changed it for the fucking better? Thats like walking inot a bathroom that is covered completely top to bottom in raw ass stinky shit, scrubbing up the mirror and saying, yeah, you can see out of the mirror.. who cares if before your friends showed up the whole fucking thing was spotless.. you cleaned up a touch of their shit so you left it better... just fucking wow.. talk about a self righteous self centered view... hey, the world it a shit hole compared to when i was birthed, but its not QUITE as shitty as had I done nothing, so I am important... whatever it takes you not feel worthless i suppose. No one who has ever lived or ever will have has impacted shit. Even hitler.. that wasnt even 100 years ago... 100 measly fucking years.. you think in another 500... maybe 1000-- lets talk 10000 years... a blink of the fucking eye in our sun's lifetime... in that time... do you really think a single fuck that was ever given, a single fucking one... do you think they made it through the PLINKO board of all that is? FUCK NO, faggot... Fuck No.

tl;dr I typed
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>>457408043
this guys knows. he knows how i feel about this whole thing. i couldn't have worded it any better.
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I guess people dont want to be crusingly alone.

And you might as well fufill your biological purpose, its hotwired into you.
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Would you not hang out with a guy because he is a virgin? Is it not possible for a guy to be fun without them having had sex? I find it hard to understand why another guy would care. What difference does it make to your interaction? Unless you want to have sex with him, I don't see how it would be relevant.
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>>457423191
whatever dude
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>>457409259
here's one, knowing who you are, and actually liking yourself as a person.
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>>457398074 (OP)
Anything in life could be dulled down to seem unimportant or unexciting.
example: sky-diving
"Oh hey, you dressed up in a goofy suit and jumped out of a moving vehicle several thousand feet in the air, only to have air and wind whipped up into your face, and the nearly dislocate your arms as you activate a chute to safely land you exactly where you were before. I just don't get why people want to do this sort of thing? it's not that big of a deal. Why is it such a big deal?

Some people hold relations with women higher, because in an evolutionary stand-point, it increases their odds of reproduction and passing on their genes. So in that respect it has validity.
I understand your frustration, but your argument is flawed.
Accept the fact that people think, act, and observe the world differently than you and learn to deal with and coexist with them.
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>>457422610
nice pasta, I type my own walls of text.. why? because I can find words. I usually try to toss in enough specific garbage that it doesnt become pasta. Just stale folks passing around stale words somehow finding lulz where there were never any to begin with. Now spoofing some pasta... anything OC, even when its an original take on some stale ass pasta is still a nice ride, but I dont expect that out of you. I dont expect anything out of you other than what you have been given. The internet equivalent of eating someone else's vomit only so that you can then throw it up in front of your friends and claim it as your own vomit. If that is what you are proud of in life, then hey /b/ro, mad props to ya... but we both know IRL i would never call you bro and if I saw you eating someone else's vomit well, I would think the exact same thing of you as I am thinking now... what a fucking faggot, faggot.
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>>457410841
stop saying that being part of a bandwagon is the right thing.
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Hurr durr I'm OP and I can't manage even a minimal amount of female companionship, so I'm going to try and justify it by claiming I'm looking for some bullshit deeper meaning in life. Also I am a virgin.
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>>457424063
you sir are a beautiful and lovely person
>n-no homo
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>>457408043
its because you are doing nothing to promote the continuation of humans on a biological reason. people dont know why its the first thing that always comes to mind but thats why. our only purpose is to further the species, a steady fuck is a better chance, but even fucking random whores is a chance. fucking only your hand to interweb pron leaves no chance of offspring and so we are genetically coded to see something wrong with that, and from a bio pov there IS something wrong with it. You just gotta say fuck biology and our species,
am here for me.

and I>>457402094 .. that is some weak ass tween shit right there. cause its blah blah blah.. so WHY is that box there? be a bit deeper than hurr durr, people dont like muh lifestyles.
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>>457424063
can't argue against that. you're right.
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>>457424512
>doesnt know what the fuck a bandwagon is

protip; when people start doing something just because it is cool, that is a bandwagon. When people have been doing something since there were people... thats called life, and you are not participating.
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>>457425335
but not everyone cares about reproducing. everyone has their own agenda. including you. it makes no difference as to what we do with our lives, as we'll die anyway. that being said, just do what you want til you die.
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>>457425814
just as people bandwagon because its cool, there are other shallow reasons people bandwagon.
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>>457426637
true enough.. but that does not change the only purpose in any living being. most people who care about it dont even know why they care about it honestly, its just one of those things in your make up. if you really do not care a whit about procreation, thats a mental retardation.. not saying it needs to be fixed or anything, but its quite easy to understand. I dont give a shit about having brats, but I dont sit there and say wtf is wrong with everyone else.. I know that the something wrong is with me.. and im cool with that. I am glad for that, but Im not boasting about my fucking ignorance on an image board.
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>>457427372
wut? going along with what is popular is not bandwagoning.. wtf are you smoking? If you want to just throw words out there to mean what you want them to mean, start a new language or some shit.. I guess it makes you feel like a fag to say conforming because so many faggots have come up with standard 'insert here" rebuttals for that shit, but still.. that isnt what the fuck a bandwagon is. Or maybe thats exactly what it means and stupid little fucking kids using words however they want is just another bandwagon that you happen to have happily perched your ass upon.. great mysteries of the world.
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It's not that I necessarily prefer to be alone it's just that the only woman I could have ever truly loved is gone from my life. Beyond her there is really nothing but empty sex and loveless relations left. I really am content with who I am, even slightly narcissisticly so, but I do genuinely prefer to mostly be alone, though a good friend is always welcome. I'll take as many true friends as I can get. Or a good shrink.
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>>457425335
While not reproducing goes against biology, avoiding the problem of overpopulation goes against thinking shit through.
We're gradually approaching that point where we're going to run out of resources before we run out of space. In fact there's plenty of places where people are experiencing such a situation, pumping out more offspring than they can sustain. They may be adding to humanity's numbers but it's not doing any good when they can't survive for lack of basic necessities.
Thinning the herd would really be doing the rest of humanity a favor which is why reproduction doesn't have to be a priority for everyone right now, we have plenty of people and can definitely stand to do without a few, it'll actually help keep things going.


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