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/b/ - Random
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

The "posting blocked from your ISP" messages that everyone was seeing earlier were a glitch. Everything is fixed now. (There are still a handful of blocks in place, but an error caused *everyone* to be blocked.)

Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)00:15:27 No.358440241 sticky

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rightgoat is right

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>>	Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)02:52:04 No.358462960 File1318575124.jpg-(29 KB, 477x360) >>358462567 still not jelly.... u must be mad

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Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)02:30:24 No.358459532 [Reply]

ITT: We post who we lost our virginity to.

I'll start.

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>>	Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)02:52:08 No.358462980 >>358462813 Pics of yourself. Bet you're uggo.

>>	Synonymous 10/14/11(Fri)02:52:10 No.358462987 I would post, but she comes here sometimes. Better safe than sorry.

>>	Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)02:52:11 No.358462989 File1318575131.jpg-(117 KB, 640x480) >>358462751 I do on an external. Not on this, unfortunately.

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!4ABoZ2okGU 10/14/11(Fri)02:41:56 No.358461312 [Reply]

You might not care, but my girl recently moved out after we broke up. I'd always thought about other men, and play with toys in my ass, but now i wanted to try the real thing. I got on POF.com and found a guy. He came over, i sucked him off for like 30 minutes and he came down my throat. Who would have thought i could take all 8 thick inches. He said he wanted my ass. When he put it in it felt great, then all the way in. OMG it hurt that deep. I never did that with my dildo. I moaned but toughed it out, he fuckin loved it. So since then I bought a longer dildo and fucked my ass that deep every day. I feel like i can't live without it now.

tl;dr: I'm hella gay

>>	!4ABoZ2okGU 10/14/11(Fri)02:46:40 No.358462110 bump. it was a life changing moment

>>	Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)02:52:10 No.358462986 File1318575130.jpg-(39 KB, 404x500) Faggot poster is a Faggot

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Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)02:28:17 No.358459220 [Reply]

Niggah is asleep.

Trip decides wat do

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>>	Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)02:51:44 No.358462897 videotape jacking off on her face

>>	Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)02:52:01 No.358462948 Kill her. If you're too much of a pussy, kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)02:52:10 No.358462984 Cum on her stomach.

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Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)02:45:48 No.358461974 [Reply]

evens bed, odds fap

pic semi related.

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>>	Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)02:52:03 No.358462955 File1318575123.jpg-(16 KB, 300x200) this shit just got real.

>>	Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)02:52:10 No.358462985 .... this is important. bump.

>>	Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)02:52:10 No.358462988 dsfljkdafsghfdljk

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milky !miiiiilklE!!fkl49Hd0Mlk 10/14/11(Fri)02:27:14 No.358459065 [Reply]

This is the official рοny thread! If there is another thread, redirect them here.

Everyрοny equal. Everypоny loved. You don’t have to have a tripcode to be a ƅrony, it’s just for fun.

Love, tоlerance, friendship, and kindness are the most important things a ƅrony can have, let’s spread some joy and pοst sοme pοnies!

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>>	Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)02:51:58 No.358462943 >>358462790 >implying /soc/ isn't a new board this year >implying some of us haven't been coming to /b/ since before it became LOL LETS INVADE SHIT LOLOLOL RULES 1 & 2 LOL HARDKORE

NightScorn !4YXJaeUcug!!3aLGWwqPIKZ 10/14/11(Fri)02:52:04 No.358462964
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>>358462268

Yay :D

The main thing I dislike about any board of 4 chan is the massive amounts of hate and douchebag the users have. Poni threads never have that, it's just, well nice.

Also, I'm trying to become a drawfag. I has a tablet and need to get better at adorable poni poni's.

>I will draw requests

>>	Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)02:52:09 No.358462983 File1318575129.jpg-(17 KB, 280x210) >>358462489 What the fuck is that?

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Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)02:10:41 No.358456727 [Reply]

Whats good /b/ros ?

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>>	Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)02:51:33 No.358462872 File1318575093.jpg-(62 KB, 544x819) hah, guess i do have a few...even if clothed.

>>	Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)02:51:34 No.358462874 >>358462663 scene is fine

>>	Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)02:52:08 No.358462982 File1318575128.jpg-(85 KB, 800x600) >>358462744 orly?

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Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)02:50:28 No.358462707 [Reply]

Since it's almost Halloween, I wrote three scary stories. Here's the first.

A boy was in his room playing video games in the middle of the night, when suddenly he heard a voice say “Look in the closet.” He ignored it and kept playing. “Look in the closet,” the voice said again. Again he ignored it. A third time. “Look in the closet.” Finally he opened the closet. It was a skeleton.

Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)02:51:14 No.358462816

here's #2

A man was driving in the middle of the night, when suddenly he heard a voice say “Look in the trunk.” He ignored it and kept driving. “Look in the trunk,” the voice said again. Again he ignored it. A third time. “Look in the trunk.” Finally he opened the trunk. It was a corpse.

Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)02:51:52 No.358462926

and the last

A man was sleeping in the middle of the night, when suddenly he heard a voice say “Look under the bed.” He ignored it and went back to sleep. “Look under the bed,” the voice said again. Again he ignored it. A third time. “Look under the bed.” Finally he looked under the bed. It was an alien.

>>	Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)02:52:08 No.358462978 THESE STORIES ARE FUCKIN SCARY DAWG

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Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)01:39:36 No.358452048 [Reply]

GIF thread.

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>>	Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)02:51:46 No.358462908 >>358456855 >>358456855 >>358456855 >>358456855 >>358456855 >>358456855 >>358456855 >>358456855 >>358456855 >>358456855 Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>	Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)02:52:08 No.358462979 File1318575128.gif-(1.19 MB, 250x188) contribootin

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Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)01:35:03 No.358451399 [Reply]

alright, let's do this. no rerolls.

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>>	Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)02:51:39 No.358462889 rolling

>>	Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)02:51:46 No.358462907 File1318575106.jpg-(61 KB, 414x342) roody-poo be rollin

>>	Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)02:52:08 No.358462981 >>358462870 Re-roll again.

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Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)02:47:09 No.358462177 [Reply]

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>>	Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)02:51:45 No.358462903 File1318575105.jpg-(34 KB, 596x394) >>358462177

>>	Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)02:51:55 No.358462932 File1318575115.png-(19 KB, 796x612) .

>>	Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)02:52:07 No.358462975 check my trips OP >>358462177

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Walter White 10/14/11(Fri)00:46:06 No.358444504 [Reply]

I had to do it.

The only way I could get Jessi to help me was by making him think that Gus was the one that poisoned the boy.

Now I can be King.

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>>	Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)02:51:14 No.358462815 >>358462144 $100,000 isn't even enough for retirement bro. not even close. also you don't know if their current home is paid off yet, and you don't know how profitable the car wash is

>>	Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)02:51:42 No.358462895 >>358460915 >>358460915 this I must know

>>	Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)02:52:07 No.358462974 >>358462753 i lol'd

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Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)01:06:53 No.358447512 [Reply]

The host club is now open!

Need to talk about anything, anonymous? Come in, stay if you'd like!

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>>	!MszMIYebeA 10/14/11(Fri)02:48:58 No.358462466 >>358462352 Ah, I see. I haven't even visited the site yet. Probably won't, now.

>>	Ｋｏｎ: Master of the Konatas (Because someone said so) !KEFKAfvTME 10/14/11(Fri)02:50:54 No.358462765 >>358462466 I searched a different site.

>>	!MszMIYebeA 10/14/11(Fri)02:52:07 No.358462977 >>358462765 ...Oh. Well, fuck. Still, think I'll be looking up pictures of Malice having fun.

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Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)01:34:40 No.358451333 [Reply]

Pop-punk is gay and if you like it then that makes you a candy-ass.

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>>	Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)02:51:33 No.358462869 >>358462743 Quality of bitches does not equal quality of music. If anything it's an inverse relationship. That would make Lady Gaga and Katy Perry god-tier.

>>	Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)02:51:56 No.358462937 >>358462599 I hate Cannibal Corpse. I like As Blood Runs Black, Suicide Silence, Job For a Cowboy, Woe Of Tyrants, Winds Of Plague, Carnifex and Whitechapel

>>	fori !F3JOLTeonA 10/14/11(Fri)02:52:07 No.358462976 >>358462562 >mark knopfler dire straits >haino fushitsusha my 3rd fave band

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Bernkastel: Witch of !mirAcLEz.. 10/14/11(Fri)01:24:35 No.358449904 [Reply]

Tripfags. A thread. The same images as last time.

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>>	Malice !xYCTLhXdb6 10/14/11(Fri)02:51:37 No.358462882 File1318575097.png-(103 KB, 500x633) >>358462691 Can't stop fappin ;-; >>358462642 >

>>	Magister Of Muppets 10/14/11(Fri)02:51:51 No.358462924 File1318575111.jpg-(11 KB, 157x191) >>358462585 >>358462706 >Bacon and frog legs Ooo, I like both of those things!

>>	Stalker~ !!a0XFKUzxIth 10/14/11(Fri)02:52:06 No.358462973 >>358462642 >implying envy has a gender

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