>>469049042 (OP)

dude get help

Please help me

>>469049042 (OP)
It's a lucid dream anon.

You are dreaming right now.

Wake up.

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Get well soon OP

>>469049042 (OP)
You should go to the hospital, sounds like you need serious professional help

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>>469050048

>>469050203
Dude, I've tried, they said I was making everything up. They were laughing. Nothing is making sense, I thought this was a dream, not ending. I thought this would wear off. It isn't.
This
is
a
last
ditch
effort.
Even /b/ is all fucking wrong. A thread like this would have gotten trolled all to hell. News is all wrong. Like overnight the world falled apart and is all different. I am so fucked up, it's like the world knows what is going on and is just fucking with me. Please.

>>469051457
have you ever taken acid and/or other hallucinogens that you can remember

>>469049594

Fuck you. You are a terrible person.

OP, you should check these out (wording to bypass the spam filter:

Depression Hotline: one six three zero four eight two nine six nine six

Suicide Hotline: one eight hundred seven eight four eight four three three

>>469051457
Elaborate more on how you feel, please.

>>469051992
Wow rude, Be more sensitive will you?

And talk to a friend OP, surely some moral support might get you through the days just by a little.

>>469052098
Obama is president, that's how I fucking feel. Fuck you /b/ you are all wrong. Giving me suicide hotline? This is all wrong.
>>469051457 Never. I smoke weed sometimes

>>469052892
What the fuck do you expect

Are you high?
What state do you live in?
What color are your eyes?
What color is your hair?
What is 50+40+353+49-80?

> comes to /b. with issues
> bitches at them when they dont even really troll for once
> OP is a faggot
> no feels given

>>469051769
o second this, it wouldn't be this big from acid though.

Have you ever gone long periods of time deprived of sleep?

>>469052892
my guess is you're in a phase of this condition- hallucinogens trigger this but id imagine that a traumatic incident could easily too;

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depersonalization_disorder

>>469053726
"Depersonalization disorder is thought to be largely caused by severe traumatic lifetime events"

>>469053291
>Are you high?
No, fuck getting high, no one is listening to me
>What state do you live in?
Fl
>What color are your eyes?
Blue
>What color is your hair?
Blonde
>What is 50+40+353+49-80?
I can't even fucking do this on the calculator what the fucj

>>469053726
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depersonalization_disorder
Thank you

OP. Its a dream. Its all a dream. You need to wake up now. You know what to do. You need to wake up.

>>469052892
OP you can either ride this out or go to the hospital. Listen, your mind is fucked up for some reason, you need help. Just call 911 right now and start saying you have no idea whats going on, you will be helped. Say you had a mental breakdown. All you need to do is call 911.

10/10 OP

>>469049042 (OP)
become the joker

>>469054418
this

You are under a lot of stress OP. Play some soothing music and think about the concept of love and peace.

>>469054680
there are some great trolls in here if op is for real.
ie: this guy:>>469053291

>>469054268
it looks like you could get meds but time is a fantastic healer- you need to come down off this plateau of madness.

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>>469054407
Will they send a police car?

>>469049042 (OP)
Faggot, go smoke some weed and shut the fuck up. We all got problems deal with it. If by fucking pull the trigger next time so I don't have to read this shit.

>>469049042 (OP)
Waiter? I'll have what this guys is having please..

You're probably having some kind of extended panic attack or delusion. Try and calm down and tell me, specifically, what kinds of things are wrong. You said the news was off: can you tell me why specifically?

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IT'S HAPPENING!

>>469051457
You didn't go to the hospital yet. You're crazy as fuck. Go to the damn hospital and tell them you're fucking crazy.

>>469054386
The best way to wake up from this lucid dream is killing yourself... do it!

>falls asleep

>>469055391
I would assume so, but more than likely they will also send an ambulance if you say you need one.

>>469055391
yes. and you may lose some limbs. they will pay you at the end though

>>469055391
Fuck if I know, they might. Just go to the hospital then, walk there.
googled this:
> Dispatchers will determine whether your call should be handled by 911 or can be transferred to another person or agency.
I assume they would call an ambulance, depending on what you say/how you act.

>>469055691
that filename

>>469054407
This dude is full of shit. Hit a walk in clinic and ask for a referral for a mental health clinic. Fill out some forms explaining how you feel and what you're going though. Wait a few days for a phone call and make an appointment. The long road to help begins with you seeking professionals. Not a fucking 911 operator who will throw you to a phycho cop who wants nothing more than to label you as a dangerous person and to lock you up in a cage.

OP, I've been there. It's all in your head man. Something or another is stressing you out. Some minimalist music is a great way to calm your mind. Once your mind is in control, then you can confront the issue. Just relax, everything is going to be okay.

>>469051457

Did you take too many hits of acid bro?

>>>/x/

>>469056068
This is a better idea.
OP give your location and we will google the nearest clinic/hopsital if you are too retarded to handle that.

>>469055391
No man, just go to the hospital. You cant get in trouble.

>>469049042 (OP)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll3uipTO-4A
watch that. it helped me when i went through this

Alright OP, your situation is pretty fucked up. So, your mind doesn't make sense, over-analizing wont help either because you have excess on your mind, which means you need to bring up your animal instincts.

So I suggest you masturbate and try to meditate, I would suggest drinking but you could get worse.

Also, I would suggest you timestamp or something in case you wonder if this thread is true or not, so you can remember later that it was.

>>469049042 (OP)

1. Call 911.
2. Say "I'm going to kill myself."
3. Twiddle your thumbs for fifteen minutes.
4. Cooperate with the paramedics.
5. Problem solved.

>>469056685
The timestamp isn't a bad idea.

>>469055391
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>>469049042 (OP)
do you want help?

>>469055391
10/10
would reply again

Basically OP, the mind will recover eventually from whatever caused this, there will be an end to this. Just gotta get help.

>>469056646
im telling you op. i went through the same. this is a walkthrough on it. it's really common

>>469056796
In my experience they get there FAST AS HELL. The police will show up too, and treat you like a criminal. They'll take you to the hospital, put you in a little white room by yourself until they have an opening in the psych ward. After that, they'll label you with some bullshit, insist you are permanently crazy, and won't let you leave the hospital unless you take a prescribed medicine. They will then proceed to bury you in debt unless you are lucky enough to have insurance.

>>469056994
if you want help i can fix you

>>469057052

There is no end. Only continous loops. The OP can no more run from his mind than a fly from a web.

>>469057784
So that is why he needs to take control of it.

you're freaking the fuck out man. just stay calm, and get help. it sounds like a type of schizophrenia, a bro of mine has gone through similar shit. get a doctor, you'll get some meds, and the hallucinations and memory alterations should stop. the meds aren't terribly expensive, and my bro says that at worse, they just make you feel a bit off, but he says it's MUCH better than constantly flipping shit.

>>469057784
Exactly, I've had some pretty insane moments in my life, nothing as bad as OPs predicament, take a step back, breathe, and most importantly relax, write down what's going on in your head, seeing it written down can help you find connections and eventually the source of said insanity, my brain is still a mess, I'm sane but i have trouble putting thought into word

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>>469059391

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>469049042 (OP)
Dude, you need to water your dog, he's been dry for days.
Also, feed your carpet(sensually)

>>469056068

This guy is right. Try getting actual help first, otherwise it's possible you'll get thrown in a looney bin.

Go to a hospital, OP. Tell them you think you're having a nervous breakdown of some sort. They have crisis workers on call/psychiatrists available that will help you and set you on the right track and also give you referrals to a psychiatrist.

I've personally had to do this because I was having panic attacks and a bad reaction to some anti-depressants. I was helped out in under an hour and the crisis worker, who I had spoken with a few times before that, even brought me a sandwich and a carton of milk for free.

Just stay calm, OP. If you get help, you will get better. But ONLY if you get help.

Also, tell them the truth. Do not lie to them. Answer the psychiatrist's/crisis worker's questions honestly.

Good luck buddy.

my guess it that op probably shot himself
instead of killing him like he wanted it too, hes got brain damage now