jizz on his toothbrush
only solution

just report and let it ruin his life

mark his papers like a hardass

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGtUg4S2pLk&feature=channel

>>96524157

This

Rules 1 and 2 only apply to raids, you silly.

>ohyou.jpg

>>96524157
Second.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGtUg4S2pLk&feature=channel

Example of things he says?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGtUg4S2pLk&feature=channel

Rape his mom.

>>96524530

if you're a fucking newfag

>>96524530
Uhhhh... no.

>>96523735
write "YOU HAVE LOST THE GAME" in red marker across his whole paper

>>96523735
I call bullshit. You are a troll until you post a picture of said assignment.

Hurry up and make it troll. I'll wait.

>>96524530
newfag.

Rules apply in all situations. The rules are designed to prevent the constant inflow of newfags like yourself. The only rule in raids is to claim you're from ebaumsworld idiot

Now you know you have one of us with you.
You are one of us yourself.
Give him As only. IRL Troll.

give a score of over 9000% that will scare him more than anything

copypasta, I saw this long ago.

almost had me /b/

raids only

sage

>>96524779

This

>>96523735
just post his name. /b/tards will turn him into a new an hero

rape his asshole, then his mom, then his sister, then his fridge, then his dad, then him again, then eat the fridge out, then kill him, then report him, then kill his family, then piss on his grave, then jizz on his tombstone, then shit on his moms face when shes dead, then eat pizza, then drink wine, then an hero

>>96524648

OP here - We were doing Romeo and Juliet, and he asked what language Shakespeare was translated from. Later, he asked why Romeo didn't just "bone the nurse since he's so horny"

When we were doing The Pearl, he tried to make some dumbass argument that the protagonist was homosexual and that the pearl was symbolic of testicles.

>>96525397

He's IRL Trolling.
Give the kid As or Bs so it doesn't seem too weird.

as someone said

>>96524928

Agreed.

So is this copypasta or not?

>>96525397

>When we were doing The Pearl, he tried to make some dumbass argument that the protagonist was homosexual and that the pearl was symbolic of testicles.

The kid is a magnificient genius and skilled troll and you are a newfag for falling for it so easily and not appreciating his cutting wit.

>>96525696

Not copypasta. I'm seriously a teacher and seriously considering letting /b/ decide how this little fucker's life turns out.

It would be one thing if his IRL trolling wasn't firstly retarded and secondly often times at the expense of other students. I had the students read the plays allowed, and we have one kid (who, admittedly, is probably gay) who constantly volunteered to read the parts. He got kind of into the whole acting the play out, which was fine. This little douche bag made fun of him for it nonstop until I kicked him out of class.

OP here, disregard that, I suck cocks.

>>96526310

>It would be one thing if his IRL trolling wasn't at the expense of other students

You are a fucking pussy, that's all there is to it.

Eat sage

>>96526310
eat his dick... seriously fuck him.. as in, have violent sex with him... just clean up your cum, beat the shit out of him, and burn a star of david on his cheek so people will think the jews did it... also have an alibi...

that or just stfu and gtfo

student here btw u r a shitty teacher and if u do anything to me i will give out all your info on 4chan.... so do as u like

tell him he has lost the game

dont report him... you need to handle this on your own.

First of all, do you have tenure? That could make this a blast. If you don't I would try something that you can't really get in trouble for. Don't hand any of his papers back so he can't see his grades. Be passive aggressive with him. If you are talking to the class about, lets say, what not to write in an essay, always refer to the mistakes that he makes in his essays and point them out. If you want to have a lot of fun, put his essay up on the board and read it to the class, then point out everything that is wrong with it. Do this for a while, and he's going to put on that "im cool because i get bad grades" attitude. Then start giving him good grades and praise his writing. It will completely mess with him.

i dont suppose blackmailing him would work?
otherwise just get him expelled.

ruin his life, report it.

BE THE BETTER TROLL.

Stick It In His Pooper!

>>96527169
what would student do?
post name and school? he's in middle school it's not like he'll even think of getting the email.
try that
as of know i'm siding with teacher cos' they can pull up your full name and adress and even your ssn

Tell him to stop being a newfag and say you'll post his address on /b/ if he keeps acting out.

That will either instill fear or respect, either is good enough.