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11/09/08(Sun)23:51:50 No.95943504Dear Mewt, or Mewtwo.
As
you may or may not of found out by now, you are indeed the chosen Poon.
I was sent here from much higher powers, and from another lifetime. In
one week from now you will wake up in Ethiopia with “The king of Poon”,
a monk named Gurtle, from the highest peak in Tokyo. Now, as you also
may know, the legendary PoonTang monk clan, whom rest upon only the
highest peaks throughout the world are the almighty “keepers of the
Poon”.
Why? You might be wondering?! HAHAHAHA, I’ll tell you
why, but I warn you, once you know, there is no going back. You’ve been
warned.
The mortal enemy of the Poon the terradactylator, probably
one of the most lethal and feared creatures in the world besides
possibly Mel Gibson, has stolen the Magical Poon spreader.
You
open your eyes. All you see is a shady figure in a robe, he summons you
outside, as you leave the tent you see miles of dessert ahead of you.
You
look to your left, and see an army of shady looking green fellows with
question marks instead of faces, stretching as far as the eye can see.
The monk tells you they are the army of the poonless.
You look to
your left and see a terradactylator, made from the tears and poon of
Japanese school girls, and the heart of Adolf Hittler.
You turn to the monk and he simply puts out both of his hands, on is holding a blue pill, the other a red pill.
What do you do? |
