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IT'S THE LELPOCALYPSE

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Movie quotes! Post your favorite movie quotes. Mine is

"I will come back later"
-The Terminator
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Bumping
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"Greet my small-sized acquaintance!"
-Scarface
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>>438152673 (OP)
"You talking to me?"
-Gandalf
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"Hey Gentlemen! How are you today?"
- Jules from Pulp Fiction
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"Why are you so contemplative?"
-The Joker, Batman 1900s
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>>438152673 (OP)
that's fucking robocop you fucking newfag
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Am gonna rape you.
-Dog
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"This is Athens!"
-King Leonidas, 300
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this thread is lulz
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"You have become a magician Larry!"
-Runn Westly. Larry Porter and the Sage's Granite
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"Get your filthy paws off me you damn dirty nigger"
-Planet of the Apes
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"French Motherfucker! Do you speak it?"
-Denzel Washington
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>>438153704
lurk moar newfuck
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"Yes."

-General Patton, "Patton"
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"Riddle me this, riddle me that. Who's scared of Batman?"

The Questioner
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"Theyre eating her... and now, theyre gonna eat me....OH MY GOOOOOOD!"
- Tom Cruz, The Pirates of the Gulf Coast
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"Is Ferris Bueller here?"
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"The midichlorians are with you" - Obo Win Kebobi
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Baby dont rape me.
-Katy Perry.
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Bondage, James Bondage
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No, Jamesh Bond, I want you to pash away.
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>>438154067
Wrong Nigger
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"Use the force harry"
Gandalf
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ET Skype home
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>>438154782
"I see you're new here"
- Feels Guy btw
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"Eat my pants" - Bart Simpson
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"Then, there comes this faggot"
-Hugh Jackman.
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"Today was my day off!" -Cervantes, Clarks
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You may only succeed or fail, attempting is not an option.
-Yoda
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>>438152673 (OP)
i have had enough of these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane
-- snakes on a plane
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- Daft Punk's Electroma
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>>438154782

you're fucking cancer
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"His name was Paul Robertson."
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it just might get loud in here
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"Bite the pillow, am going in dry"
-Buzz Lighyear.
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The album Discovery by David Guetta
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>>438155472
Oh man, I love that line man.

Although I think it was Virgil who said it. Dunno if fuckin Cervantes said that.
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"Oh Corporal, my Corporal."
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My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
-Optimus Prime
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Do you like Elvis Costello?
Patrick Bateman, American Psycho
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They may take our freedom, but not our lives.
- King Arthur
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"Poop Sausage"

- The Excrementator
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You must get to the helicopter!

-Predator
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I disagree with these statements.

- Orange fish from Spongerobert Squaretrousers.
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You are not able to understand the truth
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I will forcefully remove your visual organs and then proceed for violently stick my weewee in the holes I have created.
-Buffy the Vampire Slayer, right?
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ITT: children with no imagination or idea of subtlety try to recreate funny thread of the past.
sage
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"I can't handle the truth"
Smeagol
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"I am not the chooose one".
-Christian Bale, Matrix.
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
-John Wayne
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"It's just an injury on the outside"
-black knight, monty python
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>>438153961
lold
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WHERES THE BOMB SWITCH!!!

-Captain America
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>>438152673 (OP)
"His displayed abilities exceed nine thousand!"
- Vegeta
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Oh.. Yeah... Yeah, harder, faster. Cum inside, I love it.
-OP
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"What we accomplish, presently, reverberates into forever!"

-Russel Crow, Gladiator
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I will have my revenge, in this time or after.
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why do these threads always make me laugh
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"Lucas, I know who your dad is."

-Darth Maul from Star Treck
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test
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My name is Woodland, Woodland Gunk
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"Kelvin, you're such a parasite." Pete & Pete, Home Alone
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"Take your italian pastries sans powdered sugar while simultaneously leaving behind your firearm"
- Matthew Broderick, Inspector Gadget
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Today, no penguin will fall.
-Happy feet.
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"If my computations are precise! When this infant hits 141.622 kph, you are going to view some serious doo doo!"

-Duke Brown, Black to the Fewture
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>>438157817
Not once does he say that.
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"Great scotch!" - Dr. George McFly, Back to the Future
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>>438152673 (OP)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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"As far I'm concerned, you're just a pair of boobs that talk"
Barney Stinson, The spy who shagged me
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>>438159915
Yes he does, not sure what movie you're thinking about.
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>>438152673 (OP)
lold.
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>>438152673 (OP)
>Robocop
>Wrong quote (its i'll be back)

0/10 newfag. le me gusta.jpg
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"I want a pint of coca-cola!"

- Landfill
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>>438153704
Welcome!
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"Nobody calls me pussy"
-Doc. Brown, Back to the Future
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"You'd better make this worth it dipshit."
Cpt. Miller, Saving Private Ryan
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>>438160562
5/10, had to deduct points because it's so common, and in this case so obvious, but I couldn't deduct more than five because people will still fall for this.
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"It's time to End this battle"
- Halo

>pic related
>It's Halo
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>>438159998
Why is his hair grey?
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"FREE DOMES!!!!"

Mel Gibson, Bravehart
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"This is ground less than one"
I am legen
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"Shitdick"
Charles Foster Kane, Citizen Kane
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"When Gotham is in water, then you have to swim"
- Shane - The Walking Dead
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>>438161334
legend* not a messup called it first
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I don't know who you are. I don't know what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) want. If you are looking for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), I can tell you I don't have ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But what I do have are a very particular set of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I have acquired over a very long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Skills that make ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) a nightmare for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). If you let my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), I will find( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), and I will kill you." - Liam Neeson in Lelen
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"Life is like a bowl of candy"

--Bill Foster, Blazing Saddles
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"NOT ONCE"

-Darth Vader
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"Me and the jew threw your shit off a bridge to see if it would float."

Cheech, Cheech and Chong Go to White Castle
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"Do these spots go all the way down?"
101 Dalmatians
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"Clearly, your statement is of personal reasoning, good sir." - the dude
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"The government should not fear their nigger, niggers should fear their government."

-N, from N for Niggerdeta
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"All these memories will be lost, in time, like a drop Dr. Pepper in a bottle of Dr. Pepper."
Roy Batty, Blade Runner
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"With lots of strength, you have lots of repopapipipy"
-Superman
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you guys are fuckin stupid, you have these all wrong...

Capcha: Superior Facepalm
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"You're what the French call 'dumb.'" -Buzz, Home Alone
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"I am not happy with the snakes in this flying shuttle"
-Harrison Ford, Air Force One
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YOU ARE A SCOURGE UPON THE WORLD
- Janna
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( • ͜ʖ •)fak.
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>>438162346
Obvious troll is obvious.
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"With all that strengf, you got shit you gotta do."
- Arachnid Lad's pet hamster, Leonard
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puppies! i love puppies.

han solo- cowboys and aliens
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this
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"Does this day feel like your day of fortune?"

- Dirty Nigger
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"You betrayed your own people to become a nigger!"

-General Quaritch, Avatar
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"I can observe deceased persons." -6th Day
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"I honestly pray you people dont have this happen"
Jerry Sienfeld
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We are going to require a larger vessel
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"i'd love to tell you, but I don't know if I can."
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"I did not wish for this result." - Bruce Wayne, Shutter Island
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>>438162958
I loved Casino Royale
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"that's not possible"
-ltn james t kirk
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"Fair enough."
Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
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>>438153728
LOL
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>>438163124
Okay, this one genuinely cracked me up.
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"You had me at Jello."

-Bill Cosby, Jerry Mcguire
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"Why do you masquerade as a rabbitty-roo?"
"You wear the suity-soo of a man tho. MY NAME IS FRANK NIGGA"

-Donnie Darko
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"I didn't wish for this result" - Bruce Wayne, Shutter Island

Forgot pic


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