.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is my problem

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Because I'm too hard on myself and consequently emotionally unstable

i just hope the world ends next month

failing school because havent been showing up to classes lately. going to see school counselor for academic help. going to school doc for depression/anxiety and trouble focusing on school shit. feel bad as shit to parents who are paying everything for me pretty much.

>>438146306
how about you get your ass in gear and do your fucking work
ill help OP

>>438145663
still here op?

People don't understand each other. That is my problem.
Why can't everyone be happy? Or at least shut the fuck up about everyone not being happy.

>>438146306
This is the kind of problem I'm talking about.
1. What do you want to get from life? What would you see as being an acceptable way of going through life? Is holding down a decent job be OK or do you need something high-paying?

>>438146070
Spend time talking to others and what they're going through. Really listen to them. How are other people's problems like your own? How do they deal with them?

>>438146672
just started working near 30 hours a week, had to move 3 times in the past 2 months, live by myself, 20 years old.
dude im trying

>>438147052
Is your current work enough for you for now? What are your prospects?

>>438147052
no one gives a fuck but you and the sooner you realize that the better off youll be

File: 1353376620743.png-(644 KB, 1532x1509, gtfobears.png)

>>438147283

>>438147403
aight im out

>>438147014
thanks for the reply, op. my goal is to finish my 2 year degree in networking/computer science and land a decent job since my mom has connections through her job at cisco. yet i fucking love my job at walgreens so i could get into networking through them. i am a hard as fuck worker, so my job outlook is pretty good there, but my only problem is i cant keep my shit straight and keep my schoolwork under control. im very unorganized when it comes to homework and i just cant seem to get myself to go to class regularly.

I have low self esteem, am agoraphobic, and can't figure out if I should try for this girl who's out of my league or not. I could have had her back when I first met her (back when I had confidence and was cool) but now adays I'm not so sure. I really don't know what to do. I like her quite abit but I'm scared to death and clueless on how I would go about doing this, I'm not considered cool now that I'm a sophomore. On top of that I differentiate myself from the mainstream of my school by wearing band t shirts, and by having different taste in music. What should I do?

i don't know if I shjould be applying for jobs or waiting until I start my first semester at a university? Should I get a job, or should I wait until later? I start in January.

Also, I have failed my drivers test twice and I don't know what to do to insure that I pass it. I haven't gone driving for a week, so I don't know what I am going to do when I have to take it on december 3rd. Should I even wait that long? I was wondering about canceling the one that I had scheduled and just oging in at a random time to take the test. The law in my state is that you must wait two weeks after you fail a test. Argghhh... What should I do anon?

>>438148113
It's good that you like your work. I have a few suggestions:
1. Give yourself rewards for doing things you need to do. This is just like training a pet. The key is to get a reward you know is good (say, maybe your favourite drug). Next, you need to make sure you're only giving this to yourself when you deserve it. Set out from the start, e.g. 1 assignment = 1 joint.
2. If you actually like what you currently do, carefully work out what you could work your way to while only doing things you enjoy. Could your current enjoyed work get you a job as good as your course that you don't enjoy?

>>438148940
You need to look up rules of the road, driving test literature and so on. You need to know what the testers are looking for. Once you know that, you practise enough to make these things a part of you. Concentrate and work at it until you can do it relaxed. Then take the test and pass no problem.
Driving isn't hard when you know how. In the rest of the world you have to switch gears too.

>>438148294
not op, but ill help. try to get yourself into a new social circle. whether it be a job, new friends, some sort of club, being involved with other people and that new interaction with people will help boost your self esteem. dont lose your originality in yourself, keep your music taste. my best friend listens to shit music imo but i dont judge him on that. band shirts are cool, but try going out with fresh dress clothes. looking good doesnt take a whole lot of effort, but just wearing the same tshirts is literally zero effort

got a small dick!
i'm afraid she wont like me anymore when she finds out!
only problem i have these days...

>>438148294
One thing I've learned about romantic relationships is that they're harder to start the longer you wait. If you and this girl know each other, you're already at a disadvantage. That said, here is my advice:

It's not about who you are or what you like. Coolness is all about your understanding of yourself. Do the things you love, try to find new things you love. Investigate things you're interested in, whatever they might be. Try your best.

Then the next time you see that girl just say "hey!" with a smile, like it's just a nice little surprise. Talk to her and get to know her, but remember that you're talking to her for your common enjoyment. The two of you are trying to enjoy each other together.

You have to keep that common enjoyment going on, but with things that lead towards sexy times. Two obvious examples are dancing and scary movies

>>438149985
Just make her happy in every way you can. Show her an amazing night. If your small dick still bothers her after then, it's a sad loss, but you need to move on.

I feel a hell of a lot better about this than i did a few days ago, but my best friend (female) who i happen to like, a lot, has been acting really tsundere, for lack of a better word, and giving me mixed signals. One day it's like i'm the only person she notices and the next it's like i'm not there at all; which is getting me down.

I really feel happy right now, but this is just one of those things you just can't get off of your mind.

I stop breathing in my sleep.

>>438149985
grow a bigger dick, then im pretty sure you'll be good to go.

>>438149089
i like that idea. although i mostly smoke at nights (jk, every night) and i started off great with my assignments, with 100% on every test for about 3-4 weeks. i guess the root of my problem is going to class. im going to the doctor to see if i need some sort of anti-depressant/anxiety drug or perhaps something along the lines of adderall.

>>438148940
As for applying for jobs, the worst you can get out of any job application is a no. Make out your best resume and start applying tomorrow. If you fail, you'll have lost nothing. If you succeed, you can turn it down.

File: 1353377802755.jpg-(20 KB, 590x500, 1352482860984.jpg)

I want to buy a Vita but i have no moneys :(

File: 1353377892561.jpg-(9 KB, 398x211, sad-man.jpg)

>>438145114 (OP)

OP If you can help me and talk me through this, I will love you forever.

I just broke up with my girlfriend. We only dated for 6 months but I'm positive I'm in love with her. I have only had sex with her and one other girl. But today I found out that before we dated she slept with my bestfriend and 30 other guys. And thinking about her being with so many guys kills me inside. So I left her just 10 minutes ago. I don't care if I sound like a faggot but I havent stopped crying since I left her. But I can't seem to get over how many guys she's been with. If you have any advice to give me on what to do or how to make me feel better I would appreciate it so much.

My thoughts were to sleep with other girls. And she said she's ok with me doing that and she won't have sex with any other guys while were apart. I believe her. Do you think I should?

>>438145114 (OP)
>Tell me your problems and I will solve them.

My back hurts. Been that way for 10 years. I just got an MRI and it looks like disk compression and spinal stenosis. Can't solve that now, can you?

>>438150986
see a doctor, sounds dangerous. although, pretty sure ive seen an as seen on tv thing that opens your airways of your mouth while you sleep. so theres hope!

>>438151495
meant disc compression, obv.

>>438151149
OK, you're in a similar boat to me with cannabis then. It's already spoiled for you. You can't use it as a reward, because you already have it even when you're not rewarding yourself.

Nobody needs amphetamines, but they certainly are nice. If you decide to start taking them, make sure you take one and then marvel at the focussing, work-cutting effect it has. Take them and then start tackling your problems.

At the end of the day, your homework is done and you've got yourself a lovely joint. My, my what a happy life.

im alright really, but i need moneys to pay debts

I lose motivation too easily or I sometimes just lack it all toghter, wat do?

Hey, anon here, I've been extremely depressed lately, i'm the guy everyone loves and shit, i'm the guy, that all the girls like, and i'm not even that good looking.
Lately, i've had this thinking, i know i'm going to kill myself, not right now, but in the future, i just feel I will be the one to end my own life. I don't know why, it's just this feeling, this feeling of something missing inside of me.

My life feels robotic, like i'm just living in a body with nothing to live for, and I do think what I have to gain, and it is a lot, yet I still feel so hopeless, i've been high of mariguana for days, which is awesome. Yes i wrote "iguana" fuck you.
p.s if all does happen, i will record.

my ex girlfriend which i think i love started talking to me, while my father is in hospital becouse of tumors in his brain

File: 1353378108353.jpg-(93 KB, 2000x1331, 1350287406484.jpg)

>>438145114 (OP)
I need a business startup with virtually no cost but high profit. too good to be true, probably doesn't exist.

I'm in 40million in debt have to pay 20,000$ monthly for interest and payment on loan.

How do i get out of this.

I have gender dysphoria real bad and I can't tell anyone and I really hate myself for it and I want to kill myself.

This is just what I needed thank you, OP.
So I met this chick and we really hit it off. We talked for 4 hours because we were both volunteers and couldn't go anywhere.
Now that I look back on it, I realized that I practically did nothing to show that I wanted to actually go out with her.
I was too fucking shy or some shit, but I was able to have a great time and I think she did too. She was going to give me her phone number, but some faggot people interrupted her and in the end I managed to get her snapchat account.
We only volunteer there once a week and she'll be gone next week, so I have to wait two fucking weeks to see her.
I thought it would be a good idea to ask on /r9k/ if I still have a chance and most of the replies say that I missed my chance and that she made her mind up and I'm most likely in the dreaded friendzone. This is killing me.
The only thing that I'm hoping for is that when I do this snapchat bs with her and what her reply will be.
I don't even know what to ask. What do I do? What do you think my chances are?

>>438152130
My advice to you is to ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) .

I'm religiously confused, the girl I love will probably never be able to be mine because of things outside of my control, I don't know what I want to do with my life, I constantly feel sick, lightheaded, and generally ill and I don't know why, and I have this really annoying bite on my back that's super itchy but I can't itch it or else it hurts like shit and it won't go away

>>438153201
You may have just saved a life, i will never forget you.

>>438152092
>>438152092
find a job, where you're forced to have motivation or at least something to do. sounds like possible side effect to a bigger problem. are you happy? if not, try a hobby, or just go talk to people. at a store, fucking park, wherever just start little conversations that arent relevant to anything but just polite conversation. also, try working out. just go to the gym with some headphones on, ignore everyone else and just get in the zone. first few times will be very tiring, but you get used to it and start to feel really good about yourself. 2 weeks to a month and you'll see results too. 4-5 monts and you'll be a god
>>438152130
this post is for you too, just read yours as i was typing this

I'm not happy because we haven't invented a system of government better than democracy, yet.

Solve this.

>>438151475
OK, t6k2OYBy,

Firstly, let's get this out: all of us have feelings, and we all know what it's like to feel betrayed. Whether one thing or another counts as betrayal is a matter of personal opinion. I feel for you in this.

Let's look at your goals in this scenario.
Goal #1 is your happiness. Nothing matters without this.
You think you do love her, so goal #2 is to be with her in a life where you hold nothing against her.

Now let's look at what you could do to improve the situation:
If you try to get back at her, you're not working towards a happy relationship with her. Do not entertain this thought.
What you should understand is that the individual hookups with these guys were decisions that she made, the girl you love. Try to understand this from her point of view. She just likes guys? She just likes sex? Maybe she hadn't a sense of self-control that she's now found? Think about this and I'll be back to you.

>>438153465
lose "specific" religion and pick up your own. believe in odin, buddah, greek gods, who ever you want. all bibles are batshit crazy and lies. sorry i want to stop myself before i turn this into a religion thread.

>>438152130
Try stronger drugs. Consider hallucinogenics. Even if you're a man of reason, you can be brought to your knees by a drug-induced spiritual experience that will cleanse your mind.

>>438153102
So tell me about the timing of this.
1. How often do/did you meet her?
2. When did you last meet her?
3. When will you meet her again?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

>>438154776
i gotta side with anon here. i was really depressed last winter, bought an Oz of shrooms and gained a whole different confidence in myself that stuck around for quite some time. tried acid too, fucking daft punk interstella 555 was the best movie to have chosen for that trip. one of the greatest experiences of my life.
fuck, i should try to get some hallucinogens for christmas break

>>438153465
Please explain your problem a bit better. Is this about a girl or religion?
Scratch around the bite. Get two fingers and scratch along so neither one gets within half an inch of the bite.

>>438153779
I'm trying my best. I believe that the current best system is the one used in science: carefully thought-out arguments that are peer-reviewed and criticised.

>>438155249
This is the first time. But we will see each other every week (unless I do something about it). And like I said, she's gone next week, so I have to wait two weeks.
Sunday.
2 Sundays from now.
It's just the answers I got that said "omg a girl makes up her mind whether or not to friendzone within the first conversation/hour"
Now I'm really fucking worried that I blew it. It's feels childish, but is sucks ass.

>>438156101
Both. My lady and I are very in love and it would be almost impossible that we could be together forever. And also religion, I'm in betweensies

thanks for this thread OP, you're a good guy.

>>438152130
Anon I share the view on death. I'm 18 still live at home. Senior in highschool, I've been depressed for as long as I can remember. Father is physically abusive, well used to be, last night I won the fight. Mom watches and does nothing. I have 2 friends, neither understand ahow I feel, Have had 2 close friends die in the past 3 years. I have taken care of my self and cousin since we were little, his mother is an alcoholic so she is as worthless as my own parents. my parents have money and support us financially but I do the rest. I've taken care of this kid for over 10 years while being beaten by my father since i was at least 3. Theres more much more, I was the one would show up to school with brusies or or be afraid to talk to anyone. I was bullied constantly for having such bad anxiety and not talking to anyone. I always stood up to my billies like everyone should. I wasnt afraid to get beat up, my father always did it. I havent been to school for 2 weeks, I cant drop out now, its almost over. I'm just to depressed to leave my room and face anything. I'm drunk right now so sorry for run on post.

>>438151475
Having thought a bit longer about it, my advice is:
1. Stay in contact with her. About three interactions of some kind with her every week.
2. Focus on making yourself happy. Go out with friends, have fun. Have PROPER fun. Do the things you really love.
3. In having fun, have sex with girls if it's coming your way and you're comfortable with it.
4. Adjust how often you're talking to her and what you're doing together until you reach either:
OUTCOME 1: Happy together
OUTCOME 2: You don't love her. Break up.

Well I don't know if this will do anything but I started dating one of my best friends and she had left me for an ex. I'm taking it like way to hard for some reason (I've got mild depression). Everyone's like dude just get another girl but I really only felt attached to her. I don't go an hour not thinking about her, I just wish she was back.

>>438157015
OK.
1. It's not true that she friendzones you straight away _unless_ you made a REALLY unsexy first impression.
2. Don't worry about what you've done. I know it's difficult, but DON'T. It only makes things worse.
3. See
>>438150497
for my opinion on how to get girls to like you.

Should I also check out the hook whislt your DJ revolves it?

OP, i have a really strong attraction for someone who will most likely never feel the same towards me. What do? Shits killing me

>Captca: crying dueavyo

File: 1353379802034.png-(71 KB, 300x393, 135268911399.png)

because u gibe me no money

>>438158845
Thank you, OP

>>438158239
She's gone for now if she's dating someone else. Trying to interfere can not work well for you. See below.
>>438159170
Sometimes you do have to accept something that's not pleasant. You've already told me you don't have a chance of getting with this girl. I know it feels like she's 1 in a million, but she's probably actually more like 1 in 200. Meet more people, focus on enjoying yourself.

File: 1353380138820.jpg-(1.1 MB, 2100x2400, Assblasting.jpg)

>Go to rave on Saturday night
>Go to friends college to pick her up
>Meet her room mate, Natasha
>6.5/10
>Average body shape
>Loves rock and metal
>Really chill
>We convince her to go to the rave
>Have fun
>Dance with her a little as well as other people
>Think she's really cool by the end of the night
>Bring them home
>Talk with girl from 2 to 4 am
Yeah, rave ended at 2 because of some town law, fuck that
>Give her hug and say I'll see her soon
>She smiles, hugs tight, says goodnight
She had to get up at like 5 in the morning for a volleyball game, wasn't gonna try to fuck her or anything.
>Chill with friend for another hour
>Tell her I'm really into her room mate
>Friend says that's awesome
>Find out she's the innocent type
>Just the kind I'm looking for after last ex girlfriend
>Says I have a shot
>Go home
>Add her on facebook
>Say I had a lot of fun with her
>Want her to come out to raves with me and friend again
>She says she had a blast
>Short answers
That happened between Saturday night and Sunday, body is still sore btw.
Now I feel like anything I say to her will be awkward.
How the fuck do I start up a conversation with her on facebook? Or should I just wait till next weekend to talk to her?
Pic unrelated but I lold

This thread made me smile. You're extremely helpful :)

>>438160062
Thats part of the issue, going out and meeting new people isn't always easy for me. I have clinical depression from my mom's side, and im terrified that ill just scare people away if they actually start to get to know me

>>438160062
I guess that's the answer I was expecting you're right interfering just causes me trouble and drama

This forced meme is my problem. Will it end soon, oh wise one?

>>438160771
These things are delicate.
1. Facebook is never ideal, because it makes it absolutely clear that you intended to start talking with her. Is it possible that you could just "see her around"? This is a much better way to create something.
2. If you have to talk to her on facebook, the invite her to something that's worth going to. Wait for sometime your most fun friends are raving, and invite her to that. WAIT for this thing, whatever it is. Otherwise, you'll mess it all up.

I have a micro penis

>>438161660
Do you have friends whose company you truly enjoy? If not, think about what you love doing in life and join some group pertaining to this. Find people you enjoy and it all becomes very easy.

Absolute loneliness. Physical insecurities rooted in truth. Feeling crappy about the future. Poor family, only thing I could do well for a living requires PhD I dont think i can get

>>438145114 (OP)
I have a diastema