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You now have 10 seconds to name anything at all invented by a black man (except potato chips).

If you fail to come up with anything, you must post ITT.
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Peanut butter.
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The blues.
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>>437885492
Very good. It almost beats potato chips.
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A dream
Unfortunatly, we killed the only one
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>>437885492
Also good music.
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>>437885560
That's stretching it. You don't really 'invent' types of music. Just like Justin Bieber didn't 'invent' being a faggot on stage.
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the real mccoy oil lubrication system
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>>437885304 (OP)
AIDS
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>>437885841
Fair enough, they did popularize it though back in the 40's and made it the "working man's music"

Ok, how about.... oh I don't know....


Shit I'm really stumped here....

Interracial sex?
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>>437885492

Wrong! Peanuts were ground into a paste by the Mayans thousands of years ago.
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>>437886126
ahhhh.. The linuminutti
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>>437886126
dem damn commies illuminati mayans
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the funk
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>>437886072
/thread
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niggers
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The blues
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>>437886807

I could say rock 'n' roll but that would be too populist. Also, shouldn't we abstain from the thread?
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>>437887175
Already noted you faggot.
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peanut butter
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AIDS
Rape
Fatherless children
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>>437887310
But I said it with an accompanying picture of B.B King, therefore your statement is invalid.
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ITT
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HIV.
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>>437885304 (OP)
Rape
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>>437885304 (OP)

Hello, I'm black and I'm here to say that this website is racist. I am gonna sue the owner of this website.
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Oh yeah, also the air condition unit and the fire extinguisher
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the moonwalk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y71njpDH3co
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car bumpers
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>>437887931
*conditioning
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>>437887778
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putting plates inside your lip and ears and shit
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the problem is white man always holding niggers down... otherwise they create the Terminator
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>>437885304 (OP)
fire and pointy sticks
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rap music
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>>437888428

i know right they ruined that guys whole fucking career and judgement day happened anyways. so connor could have let the guy live his ideal life and his kids would have gotten nuked anyways, whats the diff?

fucking dumbass crackers
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>>437885304 (OP)
>post a math calculus
> doenst understand math calculus
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air conditioning unit: Frederick M. Jones; July 12, 1949
almanac: Benjamin Banneker; Approx 1791
auto cut-off switch: Granville T. Woods; January 1,1839
auto fishing devise: G. Cook; May 30, 1899
automatic gear shift: Richard Spikes; February 28, 1932
baby buggy: W.H. Richardson; June 18, 1899
bicycle frame: L.R. Johnson; Octber 10, 1899
biscuit cutter: A.P. Ashbourne; November 30, 1875
blood plasma bag: Charles Drew; Approx. 1945
cellular phone: Henry T. Sampson; July 6, 1971
chamber commode: T. Elkins; January 3, 1897
clothes dryer: G. T. Sampson; June 6, 1862
curtain rod: S. R. Scratton; November 30, 1889
curtain rod support: William S. Grant; August 4, 1896
door knob: O. Dorsey; December 10, 1878
door stop: O. Dorsey; December 10, 1878
dust pan: Lawrence P. Ray; August 3, 1897
egg beater: Willie Johnson; February 5, 1884
electric lampbulb: Lewis Latimer; March 21, 1882
elevator: Alexander Miles; October 11, 1867
eye protector: P. Johnson; November 2, 1880
fire escape ladder: J. W. Winters; May 7, 1878
fire extinguisher: T. Marshall; October 26, 1872
folding bed: L. C. Bailey; July 18, 1899
folding chair: Brody & Surgwar; June 11, 1889
fountain pen: W. B. Purvis; January 7, 1890
furniture caster: O. A. Fisher; 1878
gas mask: Garrett Morgan; October 13, 1914
golf tee: T. Grant; December 12, 1899
guitar: Robert F. Flemming, Jr. March 3, 1886
hair brush: Lydia O. Newman; November 15,18--
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>>437888832
OP here.

Who the fuck says I don't understand calculus?
Why do you think I have that picture in the first place? lol. Also, refer to it as physics, not calculus.
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>>437885304 (OP)
Peanut Butter.
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damnit
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>>437889008
hand stamp: Walter B. Purvis; February 27, 1883
horse shoe: J. Ricks; March 30, 1885
ice cream scooper: A. L. Cralle; February 2, 1897
improv. sugar making: Norbet Rillieux; December 10, 1846
insect-destroyer gun: A. C. Richard; February 28, 1899
ironing board: Sarah Boone; December 30, 1887
key chain: F. J. Loudin; January 9, 1894
lantern: Michael C. Harvey; August 19, 1884
lawn mower: L. A. Burr; May 19, 1889
lawn sprinkler: J. W. Smith; May 4, 1897
lemon squeezer: J. Thomas White; December 8, 1893
lock: W. A. Martin; July 23, 18--
lubricating cup: Ellijah McCoy; November 15, 1895
lunch pail: James Robinson; 1887
mail box: Paul L. Downing; October 27, 1891
mop: Thomas W. Stewart; June 11, 1893
motor: Frederick M. Jones; June 27, 1939
peanut butter: George Washington Carver; 1896
pencil sharpener: J. L. Love; November 23, 1897
record player arm: Joseph Hunger Dickenson January 8, 1819
refrigerator: J. Standard; June 14, 1891
riding saddles: W. D. Davis; October 6, 1895
rolling pin: John W. Reed; 1864
shampoo headrest: C. O. Bailiff; October 11, 1898
spark plug: Edmond Berger; February 2, 1839
stethoscope: Imhotep; Ancient Egypt
stove: T. A. Carrington; July 25, 1876
straightening comb: Madam C. J. Walker; Approx 1905
street sweeper: Charles B. Brooks; March 17, 1890
phone transmitter: Granville T. Woods; December 2, 1884
thermostat control: Frederick M. Jones; February 23, 1960
traffic light: Garrett Morgan; November 20, 1923
tricycle: M. A. Cherry; May 6, 1886
typewriter: Burridge & Marshman; April 7, 1885
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>>437889008
Did someone allow you to take several minutes to google every single invention ever by a black man? Didn't fucking think so. GTFO my thread you nigger. We don't like your kind around here.
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>>437885304 (OP)
since we all descend from black men, you could argue that blacks have invented everything. The guy who came up with algebra, and those that invented the letters used on your keyboard were probably quite dark too. If some whiteys go live somewhere with lots of sun, eventually they'll evolve and become niggers too, so it's a bit pointless, no?
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>>437885304 (OP)
Have niggers invented anything?
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I honestly couldnt think of anything :(
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>>437889356
>no
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>>437889170
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>>437889310
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PEANUT BUTTER
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>>437889907
Why would I be mad?

He broke the simple rules, proving that niggers have to cheat to get anything done.

Also, if you take a look at the list, these inventions suck balls.
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>>437885304 (OP)
Black people invented potato chips??
/racism against blacks
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Peanut butter
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peanut butter
refridgerator
first successful heart surgery
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theft... wait no eve did that.
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>>437890286

>implying eve wasnt black
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>>437890121
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>>437890657
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>>437891302
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> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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>>437889008
>>437889248

/thread
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>>437889618
Algebra was invented by the Arabs. It comes form Arabic al-Cebir. Arabs are brown, yet not black.
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>>437892453
Yes, /thread. Niggers have invented dust pants, egg beaters and biscuit cutters.

Fucking /thread.

GTFO man.
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They invented alot of things.
Black people are not bad.. niggers are.
As long as they're civilized and are not complete faggots then they're ok.
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aggricultural solutions.
look up
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Washington_Carver

>>437889248

ohp, looks like someone was ahead of me.
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>>437892594
I know right.
So many things were invented/discovered by middle eastern people yet they're always seen as bad(not including crazy Muslim faggots).
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traffic light
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kfc
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>>437890121
Yeah, fuck motors and refrigerators. We don't use those much, and the people that do are way worse off.
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rape
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Peanut Butter
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>>437890121
OP you are such a retarded faggot. Live without those things for a week, see what happens.
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Cotton Gin.
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Fried Chicken
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Peanut butter, bitches.
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free labour
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Traffic Lights
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>>437892832
Fucking agreed. Worked with the coolest black guy the other day.

Also worked with a series of fucking worthless niggers that I fired immediately
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>>437894705
That was Eli Whitney, a white guy
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>>437885304 (OP)
They invented crime and aids.
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mud hut
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>MFW former cop
>MFW the worst niggers are the white ones
>MFW I'm white

And no, I don't mean "wigger". "Wigger" is a made-up word that has nothing to do with reality.

You faggots live a life of privilege and need to get over yourselves.
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black guys are cool, niggers arent.
Anything a black guy invented.... Hmmm....
The air conditioner believe it or not was made by a black guy.
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>>437890121

Yeah man. Doorknobs? Air Conditioning? Traffic Lights? Refrigerator? Never use any of those.
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Feijoada - black beans with pork, traditional cuisine
Capoeira - martial art

both from brazil, both invented by slaves
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jazz, moonwalking, popular music and dancing in general that doesn't suck
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Louis Latimer - the telephone
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>>437892804
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>>437885304 (OP)
watermelon shampoo
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Moste people cites Rape, but thats just plain wrong. Rape was invented thousands of yeas ago. But niggers perfected it, and came up with Gang Rape. Or Super Rape.
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>>437885782
i feel you bro
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ITT: Everyone makes fun of OP for being a faggot for hating things black people invented yet uses them everyday. Hypocritical nigger.
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So, let me get this straight...
If I FAIL to come up with anything, I should post ITT ... Else I should just move on?

So I shouldn't post in this thread because 7 inventions entered my mind?
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Peanut butter.
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>>437886126
>>437885492

peanut bitter as we know was actually made by a white doctor

while that nigger that liked to put peanuts in his asshole
and have all kinds of peanut orgies, Carver, he never made peanut butter
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>>437896202
Don't worry bro.
It's OP logic... so its pretty meaningless.
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Peanut Butter
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>>437896469
>>437896202
>>437895946
it makes this place feek like fucking summer and reddit at once
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A mud hut
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Reggae
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Hip Hop
Jazz
Rock music
Breakdancing
Reggae
The steel drum
Jerk Seasoning

Come to think of it, all of the black inventions are cultural contributions, with the exception of a few musical instruments and seasonings.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apsMTmXSfoo&feature=BFa&list=FLqVmiBMxdk4tATinpzF3hyg

Grime, ^this being an example
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>>437885304 (OP)
>>437889310
>>437890121


OP see:
>>437895946

You're a fuck up and a faggot, and we'd like you to GTFO

/yourlife
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Jackie Chan

wait wtf we talkin about?
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lawnmower
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Jazz. Reggae. First wave ska. Afros. AIDS.
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A black man invented the air conditioner actually
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obamacare
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Peanut Butter.
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>>437897235
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Dub music, and by extension, Dub Step.
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>>437893257
This.
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Stealing.
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They invented the fire.
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>>437897661
Even though I hate OP, fuck extensions. Let's talk about what people actually did
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>>437885304 (OP)
Gosh, where's OP? He too butthurt by the thread revolting against him?
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>>437889008
The guitar? Seriously?
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black people

if there was never a black person, we wouldn't have black people.
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>>437895270

So which one of you assholes actually invented anything?
Are you directly related to the people you credit for modern society?
Or do you just ride the cock of people you deem historically significant?

Meanwhile, a good friend of mine who happens to be black owns several patents including those licensed to major video game developers, search providers, online retailers, etc. You know--shit you use every day.

Like I said: Many of you have not experienced the real world and therefore should honestly STFU.


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