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op is a fag
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great!
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1ST
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the fuck?
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first
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>>434070834 (OP)
FUCK YOU
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fuck OP
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like 12th
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Well, thank you.
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T'sall good. Can't complain. Planning to fap sometime soon.
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Doing Great.
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Anton's gay
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YAY
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WAT WAT IN THE BUTT
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stop
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>>434070834 (OP)
OH SHIT HERE WE GO!!!
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Yes
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1st
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HAX
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That was yesterday stupid americunts
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op is fagx2
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15TH!
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dickass
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NIGGERS
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TENTH
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10TH PLACE, BITCHES!
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mods are gay.
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fuck you moot
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not this shit again
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2spooky4me
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nigger
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bad
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Dressing up as a child, hopefully this goes okay.
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furst
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spooky skary skeletons
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>>434070926
Ha.
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I'm just happy there's no music this time.
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yeah real happy, when im in my moms basement fapping to ponies. fuck you op
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well then...
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qweqweqwe
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good thanks, waiting for it to get dark so I can ruin kids teeth though.
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needs moar cnady
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Niggers tongue my anus all night.
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spooky
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Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks.
Baller
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Fucking great, gonna pass out the best candy ever... CANDYCRON
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Great!
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meh
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I'm UP here
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Where's my fuckng skeletons?!
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I love you all
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I'm alreadyd fucking drunk bitches
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fucker
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>>434070834 (OP)
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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MODDDS ARE FAGGITS
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tenth
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>>434070926
FAGGOT
>My costume
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>>434070834 (OP)
Im one of the first
Bishiboshi
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Haven't even noticed. Eurofags for life.
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>>434070926
OBJECTION, this is not youtube and you should feel horrible
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Boy, that escalated quickly
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passin' penises out.
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INB4 SHITSTORM
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Already started getting drunk it's only 4:30. :) happy Halloween.
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FAGGOT
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Dunno, but i just rolled doubles.
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I am too depressed to enjoy it
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Nigga stole my bike.
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thirst
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>tfw not invited to any parties
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>>434071089
REALLY?
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I AM EATING CANDY
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It's shit
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Spent all my candy money on drugs, and I'm too old to trick-or-treat.
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Chris
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ban me faggot
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HAPPY FUCKING HALLOWEEN JEWBAGELS
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poopoo all over the face
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>>434070985
i said wat WAT

mfw i click on this thread, says 2 replies, thread loads and 11 replies
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wooga booga
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>>434071069
Yes.
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sandy

that is all
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Shitty.
We don't get to get fucking candy until friday.
Fuck you sandy.
I love candy.
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I want my money back.
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bout to fap to some Halloween porn
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I want to dress up like moot and have sex with myself.
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FUCK YOU OP IS A FAGGOT
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Aaaaaand stickied.
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BITCH PLEASE it was halloween like 22 hours ago here in Britfagland
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smokin bowls, sick as fuck, fuck all this shit
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not good
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le op is a feggit xDDD ^^
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OP is a faggot.
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fuck you moot
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tanntanntann on lahe.
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Sleeping
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What a good thread.
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faggot.
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like shit, dickles
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sexy as a muhh-fugga.
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Saw kids going into local cinema. Got free popcorn and free movies. Damn clever.

No Slutoween yet.
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halloween is for NIGGERS
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSdSemAMzdY

obligatory
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Pretty swell.
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first to post image
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The fuck's the skeletons?
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shit
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>>434070834 (OP)
I'm indoors while all my friends are having fun yours?
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WAY2SPOOKY
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Nice.
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You're a fucking faggot, go home.
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le
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I wanted to see a movie with my bud but he bailed on me for his girlfriend. Fuck him anymore.
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still not leaving the house. the internet is my place.
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Halloween...FUCK YEA! gonnna trick or gonna FUCKING TREAT YEA!
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>mfw no trick-or-treaters come by
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Great Halloween as always: drinking beer and listening to Johnny Cash alone in my one-room flat.
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57th
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>Europe
>no fckin helloween here
>dont regret
>its stupid-ass holiday
>OP is faggit
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>>434070834 (OP)
sp00ky scary skeletons
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HERE WE GO
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great
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saging a sticky.
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I'm going to be furfagging it up by passing out candy in my fursuit.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOxrQepwYiI


spooky scary skeletons

moot pls
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>>434071139
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9000 get!
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Oh yeah good job, start it right when California kids get out of school.
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I don't have power, thank you.
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Like shit.
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im horny and i want to get laid....
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It's been halloween for almost 24 hours now.
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MOOT IS A NIGGER FAGGOT 1
MOOT IS A NIGGER FAGGOT 2
MOOT IS A NIGGER FAGGOT 3
MOOT IS A NIGGER FAGGOT 4
MOOT IS A NIGGER FAGGOT 5
MOOT IS A NIGGER FAGGOT 6
MOOT IS A NIGGER FAGGOT 7
MOOT IS A NIGGER FAGGOT 8
MOOT IS A NIGGER FAGGOT 9
MOOT IS A NIGGER FAGGOT 0
MOOT IS A NIGGER FAGGOT 11
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sup
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It's my birthday, today sucks ass.
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BOO.
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first
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Im wanking to the thought of my dead family members watching from beyond the grave.
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too much candy
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Halloween is treating me as OP.
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i hope you choke on it
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Before 1000posts

31 get.
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you are pretty late
oh and thanks for making it possible to skip to the captcha field with pressing tab only once
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I've learned that it's okay I'm miserable. Happiness isn't a right, it's a privilege and it's selfish to think I deserve it.
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I love halloween!

Oh wait, I don't. I'm a yurofag. Deal with it.
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lel
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Its all good dawg
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>is a dinosaur
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>>434071374
Dude... Are you... Me?
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Look at me posting in a sticky! Arnt I special! On a more serious note, halloween is quite enjoyable so far, prank calls and watching some horror movies.
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Fuck Halloween
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Fucking sucks :(
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>>434070834 (OP)
Shitniggers had to know a sticky was coming
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OP, stop cheating the system.

sent ;)
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Halloween is my Birthday. Today I turn 22.

Pic unrelated. It was Kow Korner, where I used to get the best ice cream in town when I was young.
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>>434070834 (OP)
>Treating everyone
I see what you did there
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Thank god this is not a video or music.

also its kinda sad
>i got a hotdog costume for my dog
>she died :(
>cat hates the costume
>no trick or treaters EVER. not a single one. But then again their are cows across the street...
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>>434070834 (OP)
Thank god for ''toggle thread''
Retarded post. This is bad and you should feel bad.
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Samhian Blessing!!!!
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Wondering why my condom has grown arms and is wishing me happy halloween.
Highasfuckrightnow
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I have to write two essays before tomorrow. And it's 10:40pm.

Halloween isn't my kinda thing anyway. I'm not very outgoing.
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>>434070834 (OP)

NIGGERSTONGUEMYANUS

STOASTING IN A PICKY
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have some candy
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Fuck off faggot. Fuck halloween.
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Some kid was dressed as a pimp tonight.

>wat
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posting in faggot bread
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>>434071462
lol,this
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>>434070834 (OP)
halloween is gay
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first
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𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 𝟒𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐒 𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐁𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓, 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐎𝐏?
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Posting in a pinned one
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>>434071176
BITCH HERE!! WE'VE GOT A WHINEY BITCH HERE!!
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niggerly thank you
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I plan on doing coke today
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AAAHHHHH. Mods stap. That's 2spooky for the main page.
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http://www.maxlevin.se/Max_Levin_Halloween-show_2012.mp3
A must for each Halloween
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qhlwlalwlwlalknntlwalowalowalowalo
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>>434071592
happy birthday /b/ro
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i have a bottle of captain morgan's, an eyebpatch, and a sexy pirate bitch. Im good.
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>>434071409
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOxrQepwYiI
2spooky4me
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>2012
>Seeing the future
>CP posted in a sticky
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>>434070834 (OP)
Fuck you nigger
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I dressed up as Jimmy Savile, found a group of kids in vampire, scream, ghost outfits and said follow me to get candy. I took them to the woods and raped them. Now i'm waiting for the shitstorm that will follow when they track me down.
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>tfw no gf
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>>434069812
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>>434070834 (OP)
Go fuck yourself
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>>434070834 (OP)

get Fucked I live in Jersey Shitbad
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>>434070834 (OP)
OP, it's halloween and i'm on /b/.
How the fuck do you think it's treating me?
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well played
69 get
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>>434070834 (OP)
first halloween staying in in over a decade. So slightly depressing but the alcohol helps
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>>434071592
Dude, that's fucked up, my birthday today and I'm turning 22 as well.
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Skeletons are out to get me and there's nothing I can do to kill them.
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Good 'nuff.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTgFtxHhCQ0&noredirect=1

DO IT MODS
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My Halloween sucks ;_; I'm not even going out...
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2spooky for me
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HAPPY HALOWEEN TO ALL!

Besides you moot. Besides you.
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Not too bad. Got a get together coming up soon. Just spending some time here in the meanwhile. You?
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>>434071692

just don't go around and start a music livestream dj-ing and doing coke like the other guy did an hour ago. seriously that was pretty fucking stupid.
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Halloween.
>mfw

2spooky4me
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mod ban me pls you ducking Nigger
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Alone at home like any other halloween.
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>>434071361
Get Drunk. And stoned.
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I'm doing good.
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Oh yeah, OP is a faggot and won't ban anyone.
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fuck your halloween
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Went to the doctor's. They told me to stop smoking. Guess I have no choice now. It's a good day.
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THANK YOU FOR REMEMBERING!!!

Also NJfag here. I got lucky, not too much outages, sucks to be the rest of Jersey though.

Please keep us in your thoughts, our shores are no more.

This was God's wrath after seeing the seven sin occurs around the area
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terribly because no Spooky Scary Skeletons
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>>434071215
Sauce?
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Under 500 replies.
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Skimask Guy Fawkes, bitches!
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What, no music?
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STAHP GUISE HALLOWEEN IS 2SP00KY4ME
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSdSemAMzdY

2spooky
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what does /b/ think of my costume?
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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>>434072045
This. Shit sucks with no friends
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>>434071992
post pics of this
was it anonmusic? saw the thread
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>not reposting spooky scary skeletons

absolutely heretical
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Today is halloween?


Fuck, I thought it was on friday.
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2spooky
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Very well, thanks for asking.
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yeah,,
M̃̍͛́͏̥͇͍̰̦̰Ę̠̟͛̍̓͆̐͊̋ͪ̔́ ̤̼̠͈̭̜̟̪̼͛̊ͣͩ͌ͭ̀̕͝a̿̋̏͊̓͑҉̧̼̤̫̥̳n̢͚̜ͤͥ̐̆͗ͨ͟ͅd̡̥̺̟̙͓͇
̲̲̦̔̇͢ ̮̝̝͔͚̎ͯͣͨͯm͍͉̖̻̗͔̙̎̐ͦ̈̂̆y̨̭̲̻͖̖̠͂͑ͦ͒̈ͬ̇̌̀ ͩ̎̈́̉̐҉̷͇̖̱́n̯̥̍e͉̜̹͓͔̞͐ͦͦ͛͠p̷̱̤̭̞̓͑͝ͅͅh̶͇̙͍̺̖̙͕͑̈ẹ̡
̻̯͉ͤ͞͝w͓̹̪͕͓̘̿̈ ͔̞̤̦͕̑ͧ̈́͒ͭ̏ͤ̍́́ͅa̸͍̗̠̯̙̮ͤ̓̔́̐̉̚r̸͙̣͂̒e̡̧̯̯͇̔̆̀ͬ ̮̯̻͖̬̮̝̏̽͢g̢̹̤̮̈͌̐̓̈ͯ̒̿̌o̴̜̗̠̙̘͑̊͗ͣ̃͜͝i̶̦̠̹̠̥ͤͪͬ̾n̮̺
͕ͮ̆̋ͯ̂ͦ͆͝ğ̬̺̩̯͛͌̎ͅ ̢̺̦͉͖̱̘ͭ̀ͥ̈́̿̄̊̎ẗ̺͖̺͉̥͇͇́̅̒͝ö̢̦͙̣̫̩́ͮ̓̿̓̽ͩͬ͌͠ͅ ͓̘̩͇̪̻̮͆̽̈́̀̚sͮ̆ͨ͏̞tͦ̍ͤ͌̀ͦͮ̀͡͞͏̮̙̹͎e̡̯̞̠̫̞̤̦͈͛̍̒̑ͩá̗
̪̭ͩ̔̌̇̔̂͆́́̕l̝͍̮̹͙̩̠͒̌̇͂͑̅ͮ͒͜ ̠̳̱̙̦̟͊͛̅̅̕s̺̲̬͈̝̦̻̘ͪ͆̚͜ǫ̸̝̮̠̭͋̓̓̏m͉͔͔̱̺͕͙̾̊̋̃̽͊͂e̼̭
͎̦̣̼̞͎ͪͥ̅̋́ ̨̙̻̦ͮ͠c̛̲̳̖̜̃̓͛ͩa̯̔́ͭ́̚n̡̞̭̹͔̬̤̈́͌͢͝d̷̺͔̰ͦͦ́̇ͦ̀y̫͖̙̏ͬ
ͩ̀͠ͅ
̨̅̈́҉̲̬̮̻̭͍͍̦
̷̴̙̜̭͚͔̲̟̥̘ͭ̅̐͡
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Lonely /b/tard with no friends and nothing to do on Halloween. So, same as the past few years.
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>>434072106
Agreed. GET FUCKING SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS IN HERE.
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1st of November Ausfag here. Last night I was able to drench some trick or treaters with my sprinklers, gave me many laughs for the evening.
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>>434072206
wearing that on top of your dick i guess?
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Can pregnant women even GO trick-or-treating?
I have half a mind to tell people I'm craving their candies. People don't seem to like to mess with women craving food...
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Its halloween?
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Just fucked up because of my friend. I told him I can get hundreds of people to his site www.randome.com .. I lost the bet.. Fuck it..
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nice embedded gif, faggot
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meh, happy halloween /b/ro's
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>>434070914
>>434070914
>>434070914
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It is just another day

No fucks are given
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Great, thanks.

And to you, also.
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spoooooooooooooookyyyy
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there's no halloween in brazil :(
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why do i get sleepy after i touch myself?
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YOLOL
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meh.
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sitting at home getting drunk, fuckin nice!
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Excellent thanks, nearly got my nose broken and had a beer, so a good night :)
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>>434071729
>>434072138
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I'm coming off of a four day party that just happened to end today. So...I guess a little anti-climactic.
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>>434070834 (OP)
Sick which sucks fucking balls but later on tonight, I'll be doing a scary moviethon with gf (Anyone seen session 9?). Wish I was out celebrating though instead :/
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Not at all. Germanfag reporting in.

Happy halloween though my fellow Americans.
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If Obama wins I'm going to murder him AND Biden just so we can get some sort of reasonable person as the leader of our country.
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shitting in posty bread
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boring, had the party last weekend faggot op
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I fucking hate Halloween. I have to stay cooped in because of all the scary costumes.

(click gif at your own risk)
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>>434070834 (OP)
where is le music
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do a barrell roll

Ausfag here
Halloween was yesterday, get it together America
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Guys, I dropped all my candy.

What do?
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>>434072605
No you won't. Faggot.
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Broke, bored, and need to stay awake somehow. Not so great start.

AND
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Happy Halloween
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Gonna get stoned and collect free candy from the neighborhood, plus it's slut exception day. Halloween is the shit.
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>no Halloween threads
>anon makes a Halloween thread saying there aren't any and how the mods and moot are slacking
>mod makes a sticky
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Pretty shit. I'm bored out of my mind, and I have a weird feeling that all of my friends suddenly hate me for no apparent reason.
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I wore regular everyday clothes and when people asked me why I wasn't in costume I said "I'm a rapist, the scary part is that you couldn't know on your own" it was much better received then I though it would be.
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Horrible.
I was invited to hang out with a girl, but she completely ditched that.
Now I'm stuck at my house browsing this website, letting my life slip into pieces.
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>>434072634
That gif is scary
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>>434072687
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going to work soon to do jack shit because no one is going out tonight. Readin' the hobbit to kill time whilst there.

Then comin home around 9ish to crack open a skull...you'll see...
be back sometime tonight!
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i never admit or deny anything. it makes things more interesting
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>>434072709
YEAH
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>>434072732
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>for the mods
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>>434072634
FUCK DUDE WHAT THE FUCK. SHIT GETS ME EVERYTIME
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it hurts when i pee, wat do?
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>>434070834 (OP)
2spooky4me
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Needs more skanks. Mods are fags.
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My Halloween night:

-Dress up in Wilfred costume
-fuck around with people
-drop acid in a large group with everyone in costume
-lulz
-class tomorrow (idgaf)

Gonna be fun.
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been trickortreating dressed as trap, now wasted on cheap wine
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damn.. I couldn't even write the address correct..
It's www.randomee.com ..
There goes my 50 bucks..
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My school district sent out a phone call to all students advising everyone to do Halloween next week.
>mfw we get a call from the police saying the same thing
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>>434072449
You have Carnivale.

STFU and show Brazillian tits
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i opened the door in accident and met some fuckin kids, they werent even disguised. gave them fuckin 10-old choclate so they would leave without getting on my nerves being high as fuck.
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Sagin in a sticky.
Halloween was just another peaceful day here in The Rest Of The World. Fuck off, Amerifats.
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I don't participate with your heathen festivities.
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i hate everywhone
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HAH LOL I FULD U AL
I AM DA OP
>le
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>>434072814
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We need spooky scary skeletons back
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Why would anyone celebrate such a pathetic holiday.
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the kids are loving my mashed potatoes
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>moved to new town
>no friends
>home to myself
>too old to trick or treat

Fuck kids, I'm not going to hand out candy
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it sux
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>>434072605
No you won't
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>there is no halloween in nyc
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>>434072853
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What, no spooky scary skeletons? I'm disappointed, yet relieved. Fuck ya, OP.
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not even halloween what is halloween where am i
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>>434071369
gtfo ashens
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>>434073006
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Dubs
fallfag reportin
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>>434073061
>yfw that's complete bullshit and everyone is giving out free candy
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Apparently there is no Halloween in New Jersey tonight.
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>>434072634

MODS

Sticky Spooky Scary Skeletons again.
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>>434072634
What happens if we click the gif????
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I mean, it's okay I guess. It was fun about 12 years ago though.
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>>434073104
>EPIC
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>>434070834 (OP)

It sure has been "tricky" to find a good costume, lately.

What a shit .gif to start a sticky with. Faggot.
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>>434070834 (OP)
still waiting for the little crumb-snatching rugrats to start showing up to my door.
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>>434070834 (OP)
This thread pleases me
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>>434072605
I'm sorry, as a member of the CIA I think you can expect a door knocking any minute now.
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>tfw parent's said you were too old for Halloween at the age of 10
>that fucking feel watching people excitedly dress up for this occassion

>tfw you are now actually too old to be trick or treating without looking like a pedophile

I buy myself a big bag of pick'n'mix sweets, so apart from all this, my Halloween's going good.
Just not looking forward to throwing up later..
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͜͡T̨̝̝͇͎͍͚̗̖̻̬͙̬̞̩̮̫̣ͥͩ͆̄̚͟͠͞ͅ ̷̶͗̇̈̌̉̉̉ͨ̀͞͏͇̳̩̥Ṫ͋̔̽͐͆ͮͯ̑̇́̏̌ͯͧͥ͒҉̨̡͏̨͍̘̣̭̮͚̮͈͍̺͍
̰̲͔̳͖̳H̊͑͊ͪͤ̎͏͔̝͖̠̦̭̖̩̩̗͍̜̖͇̙̠̕͜͞ͅͅȨ͉̺̺̮̻̊ͩͯ̋͗͋̈́̊
̆̕̕ ̵̸̹͚̹̺͔͈̐̈̒͊ͪͤ͋̽̽͑͒̿͌̉̂͢F̉́ͭ̋͌ͫ̈̀҉̴̷̢̯̯̩̭̹̭̰̩̗̤U̴̵̢
͙̭̹͖̜̲̺̼͚̹̅͛̽̅̔̓̋ͯ̔ͦ͜C̷̔̃̾ͪ̑̄ͯ̅̋̅͏̯̙̻̟̖ͅK̡̠̺̺̫̳̠͊̑͆
̏ͤ͗ͣ̓̐̉ͧ̌̿ͯ͌̃̕͞͡ͅ ̵͍̖̺̭͛ͤ̊̓͛̾ͯ̉͂͆͊ͮ̄̀͘͠͞Ḓ̶̠̦̘̩̜̞̘͗͊̑̎ͧͮͫͤ̌͛ͬ̉̚͟͢ͅI̴̾
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ͣ̒͛̐͘͘ͅ ̴̙̪͈̠͚̮͔̝͖̟̘͕̼̻̞͗͒̐ͪͥ̎͐͂ͫ̆ͩ̿̀̀ͅͅ
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Niggers tongue my anus.
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Came at me bro

fuck i wanted to have halloween
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>>434073197
>>434073197
>>434073197

2spooky4me
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Halloween GET!!!
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too spooky
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im a muslim i dont celebrate halloween
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>>434071386

You created it

You can bring it back.
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>>434073246
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brazilfag reporting in

wish we could get some free candies

inb4saocosmeedamiao

also what kinda candies do people normally give away? cheapass stuff or good candies like twinkies, kitkats, snickers, red vines, mars etc
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FIRST!
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Stoned
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too much candy
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>>434073197
HOLY FUCK
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Happy Halloween!:)
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Have a spooky gravestone
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gotta work tonight :(
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>>434073243
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I turned all the lights off and pretended to be out. Some kids kicked my door and scared me. Watched Halloween 3 the one with the masks.

So my Halloween is pretty shit so far.

Also Op is a fag.
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2SPOOKY4ME
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here's something good for your halloween, guys!
(no skeletons, i promise)
http://gifura.orzhk.org/src/1332235315120.swf
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>>434072605
Hurricane Sandy comes through, immediate response even though floods, fire and widespread damage everywhere

>Bush did that for Katrina.......oh wait
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I'm Jewish and this offends me, please remove it.
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drunk and hiding from children who want candy. FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
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>>434070834 (OP)

wayne trayne
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Gonna an hero
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TO FUCKING SPOOKY!!!
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Fuck you thats how I hate my lfie
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My Halloween was rescheduled for Saturday.

Fuck you crotch-waffles.
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2spooky4me
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Boooooooooored NOTHING halloweeny on British TV
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2spooky where I live
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toasting
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>>434073686
IT'S JUS HORRIBLE m00t....SIMPLY AWFUL!!

:(
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5 spooky 4 2
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woke up at like 5pm

Sat on my ass all day,

almost 11pm

still sitting on my ass


Yep, my halloween is going great
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>>434070834 (OP)
OP moralfag
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>>434071139


Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing 4chan. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the 4chan type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demograpic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military dispiline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo.
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>>434073608
oldshit is old
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Halloween would be a lot more fun if you let us use comic sans for a few days again.
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NJ reporting in
Hurricane shit storm pushed Halloween back to saturday
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Toasting in sticky bread.
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>>434073913
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brazilfag here. also is it just like in the movies? like in hocus pocus where all neighboorhood is themed up
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>Halloween party
>Be in green body suit
>Hot chicks in nurse outfits
>Oh god
>Raging boner
>Clearly visible
>Try to hide it, but it's rather obvious
>Leave early
>Everyone laughs as I walk past them heading for the door.
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>Put projector outside
>Connect with gamecube
>Loud ass speakers up front
>Kids play Smash Bros for candy
>Defeating my friend results in 2 handfuls of mother fucking sweets
> Kids do same shit years later
> New Halloween tradition
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>>434073608
Jesus that caught me off guard.
Well played good sir.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqlHdPlHK_s

I don't even.........
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>>434073698
NOPENOPENOPENOPE
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>>434073921

>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>434071592
Happy birthday /b/ro!

My birthday as well, I turn 23.
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this is my costume, guess what it is.
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>>434073913
WOW DATZ REALY SPOOKY. DAT LOOKZ LIKE DAT GUY IZ GONNA FALL! XD
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>>434073359
>>434073359
>>434073359
>>434073359
>>434073359
Filthy shitskin mudslime, fuck off back to your sand filled shit hole
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>>434070834 (OP)

Why no monster mash for halloween?
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>>434070834 (OP)
RULE 54
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>>434073986
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Horrible, I'm stuck with an assignment in History of Christendom. Fuckin' ecumenical councils all the way!
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Fucking sucks

>mfw goddamn cunt professor schedules a corporate finance theory exam for tomorrow
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Just fine thank you.

Any business worth its shit gives away free candy.
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Oh and mods can we have a Spooky Scary Skeletons sticky?
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>>434074021
That's bad ass /b/ro.
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>>434070834 (OP)
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>434074079

Hey buddy, just thought I'd let you know that I reported this post to the police who are on the case of finding out the admin and shutting it down, I spent an hour with the internet's customer service department, and I've also emailed every major and local radio/news/media corporation today and am awaiting response. I'm more than confident that through my contacts and sources I will find your name, address and then publicly humiliate you and out you for the incredibly mentally disturb person I have seen in a long time. I hope the choice you made to make this immature post was worth the hassel your about to get. I understand you like the aggressive comments so instead I decided to be practical. I believe you are a very sad, immature person, and thus made a controversial post on the internet to get some attention and thus feel like you have a purpose. I hope you mature, find someone, and realize that your not only upsetting everyone else, but you are actually the one who is lonely and upset and needs to find some peace within thereself, otherwise you will have a very lonely time on earth my friend
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>cold, hard day at work
>tired as fuck
>have money
>too tired to go to a bar
>no weed hookup
>no woman
>no decent party to go to, just family one with no women for me to pursue
>honestly sad enough to post one of those gay feel pics, but on phone so haz none
>'that' s alright, I still got mah guitar... look out!'

>OC always related
http://soundcloud.com/potcorn/hypnosis
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MODS = FAGS
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http://checkmaballoons.tumblr.com/

nothing spooky!
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>>434074061
>>434074061
>>434074061
>>434074061
>>434074061
>>434074061
THIS
A THOUSAND TIMES THIS
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>>434074101
A zombie?
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Some little niggers egged my car
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>>434070834 (OP)
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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Riddle me this.... you have on dick in you mouth and one in your ass.................................................................................................
............................................................................................... who are you?
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end
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sitting at home alone.
but i'm going to a haunted house w/friends friday so not all bad.
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>>434074292
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>>434074126
no
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>>434073963
This!
COMIC SANS IS MASTER RACE.
I DEMAND COMIC SANS.
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>>434074261
It's just a ploy to get children in anon's backyard.
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mods = useless house niggers
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Halloween is great. Today is my b-day and im high on a couple thangs and i aint ever gonna change.
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Bring back word filters!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InpCzx5OQRU

Play this.
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>>434074061
Oh wow..
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well some kids came to my house so i opened the door and flailed about while throwing candy everywhere and shut the door.
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>>434073963
COMIC SANS MODS.
COMIC FUCKING SANS.
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SLUTS EVERYWHERE
Just waiting for more HELLSING ABRIDGED
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TIME TO DRINK! I LOVE AMERICA AND HALLOWEEN! MOVING TO THIS PARADISE WAS THE BEST DECISION EVER!
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mods = fags
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>>434074421
>http://checkmaballoons.tumblr.com/
fucking faggot
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>>434074482
Why are you doing this? :C
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>>434070834 (OP)

<Op.. This
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>>434070834 (OP)
Hey OP, you know what, we don't have or celebrate the pagan holiday in my predominantly Christian country. So I can't and don't trick or treat. The only thing we do is visit graves in silence. Can you find a way to condense the essence of Halloween into one post and reply with it to me so that I can feel and learn what the true spirit of Halloween is?
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my gf left me for my best friend of 18 years
friendship over
thinking of picking alcohol for the 1st time
im hungry
im sad
happy halloween
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>>434073670
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do you even satan?

>2012
>not voting for satan

http://www.joyofsatan . org/
http://www.angelfire . com/empire/serpentis666/Outsiders.html BUT I IS AN ATHIEST!?!?!?
http://www.angelfire . com/empire/serpentis666/Tree.html SATAN CREATED HUMANITY THROUGH GENETIC ENGINEERING
http://www.angelfire . com/empire/serpentis666/Incubus.html HAVE SEX WITH DEMONS

Don't miss out on this shit, you'll be mad if you do. ANCIENT ALIENS MOTHER FUCKER.

Also now join us on le Reddit: http://www.reddit.com/r/spiritualsatanism/
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MONSTERS FUCKING
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Halloween is how my brother died.

Thanks
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posting in sticky jizz
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>>434074897
Dumbass, that's what you get for trusting women.
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Already had Halloween
Australia is the way of the future!
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>>434074824
>>434074824
>>434074824
>>434074824
>>434074824
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It's 1st November where I am


I bought 4 packs of chocolate for trick or treaters and only 5 came

I knew this would happen but pretended I didn't know ... so I could be like "Oh well ... I guess someone has to finish these chocolates .. nom nom nom"
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GONNA MAKE GREEN FIRE!!! :D
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>>434074061
>>434074061
>>434074061
>>434074061
>>434074061
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>>434070834 (OP)

what are we? 12? FUCK YOU OP
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All of your thread are belong to us
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>>434074897
This happened to me recently. Where are you, we can get a beer. No homo
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Just another day. Eating some Chicken dinner, with some potatoes and mixed veggies.
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lots of bitterness in this thread

people mad about not being invited to halloween parties and having no friends
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so there is tthis board with no mods on it, and people are posting cp!!! wat do!!!

And Got a ton of candydolls

http://adultchan.org/s/

http://hchan.org/jb
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>>434075439
Fuck Halloween parties. Those shits always end up bad for me. Every fuckin' year.
CAPTCHA: valhid passed
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Had some sexy witches come by earlier, gave them loads of candy. Too bad Sandy make things colder than fuck, not as many skimpy outfits as desired =(
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>>434070834 (OP)
GF and I are sitting at home in our costumes because she's too sick to go out. Rather tragic, as it's her favorite holiday.
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>>434075556
NEARLY FUCKING QUADS.
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>>434075556
Every fucking thread with you. Go an hero.
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>>434070834 (OP)
SPOOKY SCARY SKELETON GREAT!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOxrQepwYiI
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>>434075646
whats her name?
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>>434075646
its halloween not pornday

however nice picture

still you're stoopid
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>>434075045
>posting child models in a sticky

priceless
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>>434074897
My halloween is going awesome. I stole my friend of 18 year's girl, and he cried like a bitch
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>>434073921
This!!!!!!
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Great.

I love the slutty costumes.
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>>434075439
>>434075439
>>434075439
I HAVE NO FRIENDS!!!

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
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>>434075883
trolled by copypasta
whats up newfag?
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what type of faggot would waste there time on making that bullshit
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>>434075113
Why are you in my room?
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Sticky niggers.
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>>434075439
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Ash Ketchum, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of the Elite Four in the Kanto,
and I’ve been involved in numerous secret battles with Team Rocket, and I have over 150 caught pokemon.
I am trained in one on one warfare and I’m the top trainer in the entire Pokemon World. You are nothing to me but just another pidgey.
I will white you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this show, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the PokePhone?? Think again, Gary.
As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Trainer Friends across the regions and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the thunderbolt, digglet.
The thunderbolt that wipes out the pathetic little bird trainers like you. You’re owned dead, kid.
I can be anywhere, anytime with HM02, and I can KO all of your pokemon in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Squirtle.
Not only am I extensively trained in pokemon battles, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Pokemon Laboratories
and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.
If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your lickitung.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn Pidgeot. I will shit fury attack all over you and you will drown in it. I will beedrill your ass, ditto.
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R.I.P. in peace everyone
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>>434076141
Seems legit
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>>434076141
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My dog died in halloween,Fuck You!!
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Shitty as fuck i finally had a chance to hang out with my buddies because of my damn 50 hour weeks but noo fucken kaiser has to come in and schedule an appointment that i cant fucken miss or i lose health coverage at 6 pm
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Happy Halloween!
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>>434076097
>>434076097
>>434076097
>>434076097
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FUCKING STUPENDOUS
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>>434076278
bury it in the Pet Sematary
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>>434076026
Who needs friends when you have /b/?
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>>434076196
All right, can you stop this already? Please?
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>>434075364
Iceland.
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i posted in a sticky before it got locked
xx57xx
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mods suck
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I love every minute I spend on 4chan.
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take your halloween!
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MODS!!!!!!!!!!!

PEOPLE ARE POSTING CP ITT.
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>>434076278
>hang it above door
>wait for trick or treaters
>'looks so real'
>organs come out
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i'm going through my online computer courses while halloween themed movies are playing on my tv. at around 11 pm, i will turn my tv and computer off and then go to sleep. i don't have any other plans for the evening.
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test
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>>434074897


alcohol is your friend bro.

alcohol will never fuck you over

put some water in those ice maker thingies (im foreign get off my dick)

go to store by liquor and cigarettes

go home, take a glass and put ice in them
pour some liquor, play some gangsta music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgI8qdijcFg
this is a good one

take a sip
smoke a cigerette
repeat till you cry and man up

repeat with drinking

wake up next morning
come back to 4chan say what happend
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>>434074061
2spooky4me
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>>434076719

whats her name?
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Pretty good, there's a few parties going on in town so it'll be interesting.
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Harroween Action!
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>>434075439

I already had a halloween party earlier in the month

Sandy just sucked the already decaying holiday spirit out of my area. Too many christfags here now and they all think Halloween is satanic( not knowing Christianity reintroduced the pagan holiday as it's own).

I remember back in 08 there were these people who created the best damn haunted house out of their property I have ever scene. They had people standing perfectly still pretending to be statues that would slowly move towards tricker treaters when they weren't looking.

They fucking moved...
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stop posting this slav whore

all slav girls look the same, post something else
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>>434076305
Why are you coming for me?
Go away.
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2 SPOOOOOKY!!!!!

2 SPOOKY 4 ME!!!
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>>434076606
GTFO then? Fag
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Where's the background music?
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2 spooky 4 me
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wat
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im going to consume alcohol and smoke cigarettes and browse 4chan in solitude due to lack of friends or family

but none of you really cares i guess, well im gonna lurk for some baww thread now
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>>434076901
4spooky8me
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>>434074441

no i'm being a nigger raper
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Bored...at work
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>>434076456
>captcha restrict tigersex
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my halloween sucks. my "friend" wont call me back and i have no weed. plus my family hates me for getting drunk and actin a fool the other day. oh and im getting fat. fuck my life
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>>434076897
I agree. Overposted.
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>>434076967
stop this you fucking retard
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>mfw i drove home through a neighborhood and it's nothing but fat parents with fat kids DRIVING from house to house
>mfw halloween is a ball-less shell of what it used to be

when i was a kid trick or treating was after dark and there weren't helicopter parents tailing their fat fuck kids around
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HORRIBLE I JUST GOT OUT OF THE SHOWER AND NOW I HAVE TO SHIT GODDAMMIT
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>>434077001
>not drinking beer
>not giving out candy
>not picking up MILFs
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>>434070914
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>>434070834 (OP)
Bought a Sega Genesis today, will be wasting my time on that.
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>>434076967
She actually getting fucking naked finally?
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Fuckin tanya, man. I'm sayin.
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My lil puppy is gonna go trick or treating n get her brother some candy like a boss
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>>434071003
>implying anyone cares about eurofags
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WAT
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Travellers just kicked in my windscreen. It's going great.
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>>434077001
well i have friends and familly not really something you want all the time

i cant even have drink

cant fucking wait till i move out
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>>434077202
hello newfriend
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>>434074369
(on desktop)

Also, everything on my SC has a download link, so enjoy free party music. Just because my Halloween sucks, doesn't mean that yours has to!

>especially this one
http://soundcloud.com/potcorn/yo-dawg-i-herd-you-like-layers
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>>434076897
Are Romanian girls slavic? Romanian women are tragically beautiful.
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>>434071003
Anyone who isn't an American is a fucking nigger who needs to be lynched.
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>>434077131
You must live in America. In my country there's hardly any cars on the streets because they're filled with children.
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i'm drinking a bottle of vodka, because i'm a pathetic loser who has no friends or plans for any holidays evar!

HURRAYYYYYY
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>>434077428
yes, sadly
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>>434074348
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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I wanna go out.
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>>434077479
OK, you know what? Fuck you. Fuck all of you immature, insensitive, ignorant assholes. The failed copypasta trolling on here is ridiculous and needs to stop. I imagine all of you immature /b/ kids, sitting in front of your computers giggling like little school girls as you hit ctrl-c-ctrl-v after ctrl-c-ctrl-v and expend little to no effort in your trolling. I bet that most of you aren't even trolls in real life and are only saying this stuff on here to be funny, shocking, and because you can't come up with anything original. And that just sucks. This is not a joke. IT IS WRONG. Don't sit and there and pretend like you don't care, that you don't have any morals, because you do. We all do. And you should feel ashamed of yourselves, but you don't because you are too immature to realize the damage you cause with your "humorous" old copypasta pictures and words.
None of you, NONE of you, can possibly know what it is like to post OC. You couldn't possibly understand just how hurtful and humiliating it is for someone to put thought and effort into a post, the way they feel when they are treated with discrimination and prejudice. So why would you laugh and turn this into a joke? OC posters have had to deal with this bullshit for years and they have come so incredibly far. So now when some immature, pasty, fat dick head sitting in front of their computer just blatantly spews failed memes and stale pasta as a means of humor, it is incredibly damaging. You are all children, who don't understand what you are doing and just how important it is that we refrain from using these words and ideas. You think "Oh it's alright there's no OC posters here and I'm just doing it for shock value". It's time to grow up and start understanding the magnitude and consequences of your actions. You are all pathetic children. Grow up, damn you
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Just another fuckin day to me.
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>>434077362
Whats good fellow /b/ro
>Implying your a FAGGOT
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Inb4 tanya dude get's the ban hammer.
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its like nawlins outchea.
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>>434077428
there's hardly any cars on the street because nobody can afford cars.
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>>434071481
Don't think you know how electricity works. They would be in no danger even if that entire Surge Protector went under water.
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2spooky4me
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spooky stuff
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4spooky2me
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Allhelgonaafton>Halloween
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>>434072129
you look ridiculous
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dammmm
first :>
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Girlfriend is bartending at Barcade, so ill probably go up there.
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I was gonna start a normal loli thread, since the last one randomly 404'd on me before, but there was another one Halloween themed. Oh well, I guess tomorrow!
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>>434077596
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yeah no fuck you
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>>434072206
needs less clothes
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>Chuck Testa
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>>434077582
>>434077582
>>434077582
>>434077582

What is this?
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>>434077887

i laugh at ppl like u. i send comments for a reason. u dont know who the fuk you r tlkin to because first of all im not blk. ur brain is jus as tiny if my comments got to u. u cant call anyone a nigger but ur damn self and ur worthless parents for teachin u such ignorance. they deserve to b just as dead as u. u have the nuts to send me a comment like that but i guarantee u wouldn't have enough of them to bring ur ass to 220 lobdell hwy in port allen Louisiana 70767. i just gave u my address so im about wuteva anytime anywhere. i will beat the fuk out of u. girl or guy. u can tlk about how poor blks r but oprah, obama, and all blk celebrities have more than u r ur trashy family or friends have. u will not get far in life thinking the way you think. and thats comin from someone with auburn hair and blue eyes. take a bite out of that one and stay the fuk out of my business and wut the fuck i comment on. if your name wasnt mentioned then it hasnt shit to do with u. wut i eat dont make u shit so get a life. i only do this shit cuz im bored at wrk. i have not a hint of racism in me but fuk wit me and you will hate ur own kind when me and my crew finish with u. now determine wut color i am, bitch.
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>>434077937
>Heaven
fucking really, it's glued to the front page A.
B. stfu faggot
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im doing a fucking gov project... worst halloween ever
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>tfw no plans
>tfw no friends
>tfw no acquaintances
>tfw no gf
>tfw no kisses
>tfw no life
>tfw suicide
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Got shitfaced on a party, even though I barely knew anyone there. Didn't make any friends due to my Asperger's, but hey, 7 bucks isn't much for getting drunk like a motherfucker, so I figure it was worth it.
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>>434071481
>>434071481

I love butthurt Eurofags. First it was "look at Americans lol!" Then, an American pointed out that they werent using American power strips. So now its Americans on vacation.

1/10 for getting me to post, gods you people are awful. Hows that 11% unemployment rate doing ya, Eurozone?
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I've got a throbbing toothache, and a dentist visit tomorrow. Feelin like shit right now.
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>Bump and happy halloween from funnyjunk :D
This might be the best thread on 4chan in a while
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>>434078173
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>>434071592
We don't need to hear your goddamned life story. STFU.
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We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
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4chan sucks
op is a fag
die
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pretty good. stoned. going to go get drunk and mob around town and steal candy from kids cause I'M A SKATER PUNK.
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>>434078383
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>>434078108
dont know if succesful troll or really stupid
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>>434078173
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why the fuck are there kids knocking on my fucking door, someone tell me.
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>>434070834 (OP)

>> House was washed away.
>> Pets died because we couldn't fit them on the evac.
>> sitting in a hotel with a laptop.

Happy Halloween.
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620th
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potato
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Hiding from the kids & not doing shit. All the partys were last weekend.
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>>434078481
No, you STFU. I think it's interesting, and I'd like to here more! Where is Kow Korner, anon?
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>>434078027
BFC4ED5

you're welcome
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>>434077596
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>>434070834 (OP)
fuck yo candy
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FIRST

happyhallowennguys
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>LOOK MA IM DOIN IT, IM POSTING
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>>434078581
Don't know if very stupid or just stupid
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Not to good op. Not to good.
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>>434070834 (OP)
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals,
and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target.
I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker.
As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.
The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid.
I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it
to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your
little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t,
and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>434078027
No seas malo y compartelo

>inb4 beaner

Not a beaner.
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>>434070834 (OP)
test
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Amendment I

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.


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Amendment II

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.


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Amendment III

No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.


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Amendment IV

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.
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>>434078912
>>434078834
>>434078718

MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Alone in my house instead of out at socializing some Halloween party or something...

so I'm LOVING IT!
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first
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>>434075027
Alright how about you tell me why it has bright pin dick and two sets of testicles.
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>>434078912
Please, stahp.
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gonna get loaded tonight and watch horror movies. same as every Halloween
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***THIS IS NOW A BLACK SUPERIORITY THREAD***
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>>434070834 (OP)

HALLOWEEN IS TREATING ME WELL
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Still not locked? oh well lol :L
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>>434072106
i was expecting it when i came on
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We dont have halloween here, amerifags
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I'm enjoying my Halloween....NOW THAT HE'S BACK
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feels lonely man ;_;
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Amendment V

No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.


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Amendment VI

In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the Assistance of Counsel for his defence.


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Amendment VII

In Suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise re-examined in any Court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law.


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>>434078965

¿De dónde eres?

>>434079054
>>434079054
Oh god i laught, i don't know why y read you comment with the voice of a 7 years old
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>>434078027
sauce!
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>>434079269

Nigger scum detected.
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>You have reached your report limit for the day.
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Pretty good, yo
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no holloween cause hurricane sandy
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>>434078724
I tried to start a week to a month no Fap
But you just made me lose..
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>>434079452
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MERICA
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>>434079452
heaven why do you always have to be such a nigger?
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>>434078224

Do it faggot
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>>434079389
Soy de California.
tu?
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675th!

My Halloween is going decently well, thanks
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>implying today is halloween in the few places life matters

commit suicide immediately
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>>434079557
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>>434070962
>says 12th
>is 8th
>12 is made of 1 and 2
>8+1=9
>2=1 and 1
>9 1 1
>9/11
>halloween conspiracy
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We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

Article I

Section 1

All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the United States, which shall consist of a Senate and House of Representatives.
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Gonna have some pumpkin beer to celebrate. Too old for the candy, too young to take someone out for it.

So far, so good.
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No, my ass is to sandy for this shit.
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hands free fapping
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>>434070834 (OP)
anyone want to see my tits? i"m a bit drunk so I dunno what I"m doing
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Stupid American shit. It's making kids here do the same. I think I egged 14 kids who tried to get my candy. I hate that stupid game.
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>>434079557
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>>434076184
Pure Gold
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>>434079593
I am God.
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Fact: America > The rest of the world
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needs more skellington
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>>434079557
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Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
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I like Hallowe'en. Every other day, parents freak out when I offer candy to their children.
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>>434079435
see:
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Ok
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Some nigger stole my candy. Feels bad man.
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>>434071481
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>>434078294

Weak trolling as usual.
Here's the source of all the pics from GERMANY:
http://www.nachi.org/forum/f19/gfi-protected-25058/
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>>434080261
MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Over
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I AM A FUCKEN NINJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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I just logged when there was 666 posts in this thread
it was awesome
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OP is a le faget
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So, how many of you pathetic losers are just getting stoned and skullfucking your jack-o-lanterns right about now?
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THIS THREAD IS NOW HAUNTED

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shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh baby sleeping
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>>434074482 implying Ron Paul would be any different than GW bush.
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>>434074145
>>434074145
>>434074145
WHY NO MONSTER MASH EMBED?!?!?!?
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>>434080428
Keanu mah nigga.
He looks sad.
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hollywoooooodddd
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qznSLUNQDm8


First Halloween where I don't have any plans, rather than sit on my couch all night I'm going to West Hollywood to the parade. If you see a guy dressed as Jon Snow and a girl as Little Slugger (From Paranoia Agent) you'll know us
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>>434080428
please tell me this is legit.
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I'm celebrating halloween like i celebrated my birthday,
Alone and in the dark
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>>434078378
>sage
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Tricker Mc Treat
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I hate this fucking piece of shit of a holiday. It seems to be the only day where it's not only okay, but practically fucking mandatory to disturb someone's fucking privacy and then demand they give you shit.

tl;dr "Go away, 'batin'!"
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What the ghost did you just ghosting say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ghost out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ghosting words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, ghoster. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ghosting dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ghosting tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ghosting dead, kiddo.
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>>434070834 (OP)
turrible
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>>434080248
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>>434080527
Good idea!
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Halloween is for faggots.

>Christmas master-race.
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>>434071139 >mfw
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>>434080556
Too old!!!
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>>434079348
Oh my god based god, tybg, fuck my bitch any day based god.
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>>434070834 (OP)
>>434070834 (OP)
>>434070834 (OP)
>>434070834 (OP)
>>434070834 (OP)
>>434070834 (OP)

fuck mods
>pic related
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fucking kid's
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>>434080284
I get to be spooky?
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>>434070834 (OP)
Halloween sucks! FUCK A FRUIT BASKET!
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Hey nurse!
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>>434079505
Yea, she's practically irresistable. wonder if she's truly over 18 though
>implying i would fucking care about the age
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tonight....... linus gets a little stinky on the pinky
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H̴̨̨̜̤̼̯̻̣̫̰̠̐ͨͬͥ̆̅ͪͯ̐̐̓̋̆́̃ͮ̒́̀Ë́͒̃͒̎̾̒҉̨͡͏͎̠̞͓͈͎̳
̏̽̅̕͜͏̦͙͍͇͔̻̼͚̠͞C̵̛̞͖̩̣͓̯̜̣̺͈̪̔̋ͦ̚̕͜͢Ò̓ͩ͊ͤ̄͌̇ͨ̀ͨ̔̑͌
͆̚̚͠͏̡̛̞͕̼͎͔̬͚͍̩̘̥͚̼͉͉͔̘͘M̷̝̫͔͙͔̝̟͔̫͎͉̮̭̬̗͍̳̂̈ͦ͒ͬ͐
̊̊͗̊ͩͦ̚̚͡ͅE̵̩̥̠̩̘͓̝͇̣̯ͦ͐͆̐̋̃͑͌̎̅͒ͧ̀ͭ̀́́̚͡Ṣ̷̡̛̳̤ͫ̌̈
́̃̔͟
̷̛̥̥͈̦͙͔̹̼̞͈̗̙̤͖̗̹̭̔ͥͧ̑͑͌̍ͮ́̌̌͛̌̓͛̀͡Ḫ̵̡̝̱̣͎̦̟̠̒͆͒ͤ
͠͞͡Ȅ̶̛̦̪̲̙̘͎̦̤̘̳̜̘̜̭̬̹͋̔͆̅̃͝͡ͅ ̶̡̛͓̯̱̈́ͮ̋̐ͧ͂̇̊̀̓͑ͬ̄́C̴̮̠̘͍͚̣͖͙͕͉̲̝̭̦͚͌͐̏ͩǪ̛̱̪͓͖ͦ̀ͣ
́ͬ͑͐̈̎̈́͌͌̑̌̀͜͜M̵̘̤̞̪̺̼̟̩͎̭ͩ̔̽̐̈ͥ̔̋ͮ͂ͧ͑͟͞ͅE̡̛̳̝̦̭͉̝
̰̖̿͐͛̇̆͆ͯ̿ͫ͋͂͑̈͢ͅS̤͉̠̭̠̦͈͕̮̾̒ͯ̐ͣ̂͡

̴͓̗̭̼̼̲͔͓̦̱̭͔͚͓͙̲̄̾ͫ̄̒͂ͯ̋̀́Ż̶̨̖̰̫̥͍̗̝̖͔͈̟͓̘͔͛̑ͫ́͒́
ͣͯȂ̵̢̢̛͕̝̝̤̻͎͔̗̫͍̋ͫ͗̓̉̓̽̐̀L̸̨͔̯̙̘̝̭̺̹̮̟̝͎̣̻͉͚̫͉̃̈͒̔
́̅̓ͥ͆̚ͅG̶̨̡̮̼͉̟̞͉̤̖͖͔̳̎̿ͧ͒̀Ő̅ͭͪͣͨ͐ͩ̏ͧ̌̅ͦ̄͂͏͏͏̨͈͈̗̗
̼̙̭̟̱̬̘̬̫̟̣̖
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>>434079627
México

De Oaxaca para ser más exacto

>>434079435
>>434078965

Sorry, i tried to upload the file on mediafire but it says file is too large or some shit like that
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>>434073921
You pathetic scumbags you really are amusing. There is nothing on this planet that I dont already have and im getting a big kick out of watching you waste away your ives on this disgusting site bitching and moaning over shit you dont have. The truth is you will never be as rich or successful as me and I know that bothers you. Hell the only reason im here right now is because me and some of my partners (im the ceo of a huge fucking oil company by the way) wanted to find the most pathetic low lifes on the internet, and well, here we are. You should all just give up and do the world a big justice by killing yourselves so men like us can make shit tons of money in peace. In fact, in the time it took for me to write this, I just made another billion dollars from a major deal. Mind you thats money I could piss away and never feel the affects. You worthless sacks of shit could never get on my level so just go away and die. And thanks for giving me and my friends a good laugh.
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>>434081082
Try Zippyshare.
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>>434081080
>>434081080
oh god why zalgo show up and ruin everything
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honestly this is kinda gay. but good, about to get my drank on niggers come at me
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Prolly my fave scary story ever
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Power just came back on after 2 days now im posting to see if im unbanned.
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This is now a nigger thread.

the beings of the dark, the unseen.
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>>434071203
Forever this.
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>>434070834 (OP)
Pizza + Beer + L4D2 + Friends = <3
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>>434081215
*low lives
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Here is my pumpkin
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>>434075439
Halloween is not celebrated in my country. So there are no halloween parties I could be missing out on.
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Only niggers like 4chan. OP is a nigger.
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>>434081386
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>>434081215
>never feel the affects
>feel the affects
>the affects
>affects
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I'm also in the mood for postin some sexy sexy .gifs
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All the local towns around here postponed it until saturday because everything got fucked by that bitch sandy
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>>434081215

I don't give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much fucking pain that it'll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the middle of the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don't give a fuck how tough you are, how well you can fight, or how many guns you have to protect you. I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren't home. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You're going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a fucking heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you'll see when you're being put under in the operation is me hovering above you, dressed up like a doctor. When you wake up after the operation, you'll be scared for your fucking life, wondering what i did to you while you were being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery, and when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home, i'll run you over with my fucking car out of nowhere and kill you. I just want you to know how easily i could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse for a life, but how i'd rather go to a great fucking length to make sure you're last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It's to fucking late to save yourself, but don't bother committing suicide either...I'll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitchfaced faggot. Welcome to Hell, Population: You.
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>>434081320

H̴̨̨̜̤̼̯̻̣̫̰̠̐ͨͬͥ̆̅ͪͯ̐̐̓̋̆́̃ͮ̒́̀Ë́͒̃͒̎̾̒҉̨͡͏͎̠̞͓͈͎̳
̏̽̅̕͜͏̦͙͍͇͔̻̼͚̠͞C̵̛̞͖̩̣͓̯̜̣̺͈̪̔̋ͦ̚̕͜͢Ò̓ͩ͊ͤ̄͌̇ͨ̀ͨ̔̑͌
͆̚̚͠͏̡̛̞͕̼͎͔̬͚͍̩̘̥͚̼͉͉͔̘͘M̷̝̫͔͙͔̝̟͔̫͎͉̮̭̬̗͍̳̂̈ͦ͒ͬ͐
̊̊͗̊ͩͦ̚̚͡ͅE̵̩̥̠̩̘͓̝͇̣̯ͦ͐͆̐̋̃͑͌̎̅͒ͧ̀ͭ̀́́̚͡Ṣ̷̡̛̳̤ͫ̌̈
́̃̔͟
̷̛̥̥͈̦͙͔̹̼̞͈̗̙̤͖̗̹̭̔ͥͧ̑͑͌̍ͮ́̌̌͛̌̓͛̀͡Ḫ̵̡̝̱̣͎̦̟̠̒͆͒ͤ
͠͞͡Ȅ̶̛̦̪̲̙̘͎̦̤̘̳̜̘̜̭̬̹͋̔͆̅̃͝͡ͅ ̶̡̛͓̯̱̈́ͮ̋̐ͧ͂̇̊̀̓͑ͬ̄́C̴̮̠̘͍͚̣͖͙͕͉̲̝̭̦͚͌͐̏ͩǪ̛̱̪͓͖ͦ̀ͣ
́ͬ͑͐̈̎̈́͌͌̑̌̀͜͜M̵̘̤̞̪̺̼̟̩͎̭ͩ̔̽̐̈ͥ̔̋ͮ͂ͧ͑͟͞ͅE̡̛̳̝̦̭͉̝
̰̖̿͐͛̇̆͆ͯ̿ͫ͋͂͑̈͢ͅS̤͉̠̭̠̦͈͕̮̾̒ͯ̐ͣ̂͡
̛̛͕͍͚̤̩ͤ̽ͯ͗̋͂͒̐ͤḤ̷̢͉̺͉͈̞̭̣̳͔̩̜͇̳̬̥̰͎͛̓́̈́ͮ͌̍̏̚͘E̢̘
̜̲͌̎ͤ͜ ̷̩̗͍͈̠͙͙̙̱͌̂̒͆ͧͨ̓͑̀̅̆͐́ͩ̒̌͐̚͞Ç̷̤̳̣̲̤̥̫͓̭͕̥͗ͨ̋̂̌̎ͪ͟
͡͝ͅͅŐ̵̸͉̺͖̹̗͙͓̰̫̪͓̬̙͉̽͗ͥͪ̌̎͌̇ͬ̂́̓̉ͬ̔͌̏̽M̴̪̙̼͙͈̺̽́̈ͬ
ͨ̉ͥ̍ͭ̽ͪͤͨ͐̒̂̍̐͢͠͡E͑͒ͥͩͩ͛̑̇͗͊ͩ͋҉̢̧҉̦͈̰͔͔S̴̢͖̩̙̮̮͎͖͇̦
ͬ̉̈́̿͆͆̊
̸̶̈̏͌̍͂͛͘͝͏̰͓̫̘͖̣̜͇̲̬̙͙̬̯̠̖ͅH̴̢̛̗͓͎̱͈̭̣͙̞̟͒̀̎ͬ̏͂͒̀ͤ
̽̋̆͒̏͗̏È̸̢̝̭̣͖̳̘̅ͨͮ̇̾͒̽͗ͩ̈́͒́́͝ ̡͕̠̙͍̰̌ͧ͊ͮ͗ͥ̀̔́̀̃̾ͬ̾ͯ͞Ċ̍͂ͭ̂ͮ͐̿ͨͤ͆͆ͪ͡͏̲̥̱͍̳̺̜͎͘Ỏ̴̫̬
̬̯̻̮̤̬̤̲̜͍̮́̈́́͜͞͡M̈̒͌ͨ̔͋̌
̴͓̗̭̼̼̲͔͓̦̱̭͔͚͓͙̲̄̾ͫ̄̒͂ͯ̋̀́Ż̶̨̖̰̫̥͍̗̝̖͔͈̟͓̘͔͛̑ͫ́͒́
ͣͯȂ̵̢̢̛͕̝̝̤̻͎͔̗̫͍̋ͫ͗̓̉̓̽̐̀L̸̨͔̯̙̘̝̭̺̹̮̟̝͎̣̻͉͚̫͉̃̈͒̔
́̅̓ͥ͆̚ͅG̶̨̡̮̼͉̟̞͉̤̖͖͔̳̎̿ͧ͒̀Ő̅ͭͪͣͨ͐ͩ̏ͧ̌̅ͦ̄͂͏͏͏̨͈͈̗̗
̼̙̭̟̱̬̘̬̫̟̣̖
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Wen out, got some candy, played somke tf2.
All in all, it's been good.
>Pic related: what I went as
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>>434071592
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are we artists?

captcha:inbefor and
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>>434081386
That's my white baby. Once you go white, you'll be alright.
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sexy .gifs in a sticky thread... that's what they were invented for anyway
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_msHpEa3_Y
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THIS for HAlloween
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>>434081764
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>>434080389
Typical American tourists. Wouldn't be the first time they electrocute themselves.
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>how is halloween treating everyone
>treating

lmao
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>>434081262

Search for her

Her name is monroe from Monroe from young legal porn
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>>434081982
source please
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This halloween i'm Nigger McCheese. im having a blast !!!
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Just saw a whore who had a sign on the back of her costume indicating what her costume was. The fuck you stupid cunt? Also.... The costume was Domo.... Bitchtits!
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Not having the fun I was planning to have.
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Fuck you, thats how.
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No, stickies were invented for CP!!!
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>>434072045 me 2 b/ro, me 2
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>>434081498

What country are you in?

I don't understand why euro fags don't celebrate, particularly those of angleo-saxion decent.

I don't even think the fucking British celebrate it and they are of the people who started it.
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too spooky for me
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Had pizza, read Cracked articles about creepy shit, was kind of lonely.

Turned okay, I guess,
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shit. first trick or treater just rung the doorbell. im on candy duty this Halloween. I'll be back at 9pm bros
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>>434071410
no shit?
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>>434082439
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ask fucking sandy
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>>434082450
Well, I'm a Gerfag, we don't really celebrate it here and if we do, then it's just another reason to get drunk. The only difference is you dress up..but it's not really a tradition to celebrate for us. Anyway, nice Halloween Amerifags.
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it's fucking me in the ass like i did to your mum last night op

COME AT ME BRO
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Halloween was cancelled
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>>434082691
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>>434082450

Cause some of us have other traditions.
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>>434082691
Sauce?
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>>434081082
Ya lo encontre. Como esta el clima Ahi?
>>434078724
Ahi esta.

Continuing nigger thread.
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>>434081591
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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Too old to trick or treat, and too young to get plastered on a Wednesday.

Shit sucks.
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>>434082450
No, we let KIDS have fun with Halloween, some students may have a halloween party because thats all students want to do, dress up and get drunk.
I don't use the word celebrate as it isn't a celebration of anything, its just a day kids get to dress up and have some spooky fun.
I for one don't complain at answering my door to a series of young girls dressed up in all manner of fantasy characters, my face will always be the black cat costume, black tights, clinging to a firm buttock.
Aside from that we act our ages.
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I'm good, scared a shit load of kids tonight ;)
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>>434082774

Ah yeah I guess Ocktoberfest is more of your seasonal thing. The USA doesn't do so well at celebrating that.
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>>434083176
>>434083176
>>434083176
faggot
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>treating
i see what you did there
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i'll be damned if i haven't an hero'd by the new year.
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>>434083334
>>434083334
Spoony?
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>mfw no spooky scary skeletons
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>>434082997
>too young to get plastered on a Wednesday

Sounds like too much of a faggot. Can't drink up on a school night? School < Real life work.

Drink.
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>>434083298
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>>434083476


Who is that?
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Not gonna lie, it sucks quite a bit. Stuck back at home after finishing college. I should be out screwing around but I'm giving out candy instead.
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well /b/ you massive infected vagina
it's shit, I am drunk (been down the pub i'm not underage b& like half you cunts), depressed and worried my girlfriend (lol people on b dont have gfs what are you lololololol le faggot) is going to dump me.
fuck you halloween, fuck you.
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Ᵽlеаsе ģo to http://wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=4chan&action=edit&oldid=520381938 аnd click "Ṣаvе pаģе." If а messаģe аppears аbout аn аutomated filter, just click "Ṣаvе pаģе" again. It is recommended thаt you creаte а Wikip̃ediа аccount first (tаkes ten seconds, no e-mail required)
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Its Alright, gunna get baked and then pass out , listening to PAC
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Well...i didnt quite know what to do today so me and some friends got togheter for trick or treating... we're 17-18 so this would seem like a fucking retarded idea, but the thing is we came across a bunch of drunk ass germans who invited us inside to drink with them...needless to say it was fucking epic.
Happy Stupid-ass-murricahn-festival-shit-which-is-in-no-way-related-to-anything-norwegian-so-i-just-dont-f
ucking-get-why-we're-celebrating-it-here.
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>>434083774
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Ᵽlеаsе ģo to http://wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=4chan&action=edit&oldid=520381938 аnd click "Ṣаvе pаģе." If а messаģe аppears аbout аn аutomated filter, just click "Ṣаvе pаģе" again. It is recommended thаt you creаte а Wikip̃ediа аccount first (tаkes ten seconds, no e-mail required)...
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fuck you and your fucking stickies
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>>434083534
i got your back anon
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>>434083596
Sauce?
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>>434070834 (OP)
Lots of fapping, No-Fap November starts tomorrow.
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>>434082937

Yeah I was mainly fuming at the damn brits. Don't Scandi's have some sort of Halloween like thing? There was some creepy pasta from Finland that was actually people celebrating whatever it was.

I mean most cultures have some form of "Mock Death" holiday with similar activities, such as Mexico's dead of the dead and shit.
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It's not
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>>434083359
The Oktoberfest is actually strictly bavarian and has nothing to do with the rest of Germany. But I know the leather trousers wearing German drinking beer at the Oktoberfest is an inherent part of the German Stereotype. But tbh I hate those bavarian motherfuckers and their Oktoberfest which is overflooded by either Japanese, American or Australian tourists..
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My creeper pic is now history.
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>>434072647
Do you want ants? That's how you get ants!
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I.... I don't have Haku Wii.
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first!
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My ex died on halloween...
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>>434084386
LOL Bavaria's shouldn't even be considered German, they're German is all funny sounding like the Austrians, they should either break independent of Germany or join Austria.
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>>434084120
Oh just shut up, you fuckin faggot!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHNY DEPP
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
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>>434082930
What da fuck was that in her ass?
Don't tell me that's how it looks inside an ass, my dick touched that?
Mein god!
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>>434084845
Halloween is the Prayer for Redemption.
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>>434084386

Sorry I didn't mean to offend, I guess my experience American friends with German grandparents aren't the best examples of German culture. You're right abotu one thing and that's americans suck at beer related holidays. People complian about drinking age and don't realize how immature americans are with beer.

Germans supposedly don't drink to get wasted, where as Americans drink piss water solely for that experience.

What holidays do Germans normally celebrate though?
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>>434084828
GO TO HELL MAN.

I HAVE FEELINGS TOO YOU KNOW!

D:
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>>434085137

>experience with
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na jk i b trixin
hehe
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>>434084234
>184.162.231.36

That you bro?
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Bah Humbug
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>>434085137
Oktoberest
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>open topic
>ctrl+f "alone"

you never let me down /b/
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>>434085084
It's Gott, you fuckhead. Even google translate will tell you that.
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>>434071328
Skellingtons aren't real, I've never seen my own.
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happy halloween!
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HAY /b/ THIS YEAR I DECIDED TO GO AS A TERRIBLE MEMORY I ONCE HAD AS A CHILD!
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>>434082981
what the fuck are you talking about you hispanic monkey?
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>>434085480
>>434085490
Hivemind
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>>434070834 (OP)
I'M FUCKING LOVING IT
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spooked yet?
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>>434071328
skeletons dont realy, you cant spooke me !!!!!!!
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>>434085351

read

>>434084386

Apparently that is a huge misconceptions brought about by Bavarians, which i've never head of.

Now I've heard Austria is like the Canada of the Germanic territories, so what the fuck is Bavaria then?
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>>434085578
So you went as a faggot?

Isn't that you're adulthood memory too?
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>>434085659
you spooked bro?
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>>434071328
I used to have a nightmare as a child that a skeleton was walking around outside my house and we were trapped inside because if we went out it would get us.
My dad tried to fight it but had to run back inside because it was too powerful.
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>Implying I have anything to do on Halloween
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I have a chemistry midterm tomorrow early in the morning and I am straight fucked for it.

FUCK EVERYONE ENJOYING YOUR HALLOWEEN
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>>434070834 (OP)
happy Halloween /b/
this place, with all it's faggotry has made me laugh more then once, i hope you all have a great Halloween and that you will continue to make me lel :D
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>>434085648
>mfw not hispanic.

Have more nigger instead.
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>>434085728
2spooky4me
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>>434070834 (OP)
home-made costume
>feels like this
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This evening I took my son trick or treating and then went on a walkabout to see costumes and decorations. I was assaulted by a rabidly friendly Canadian who insisted I come get candy and she subsequently gave me a hand knitted scarf and two beanies, one for my wife and one for my son. We talked about the paradigm shift of the internet age and politics for about an hour, then I came home, had some bomb ass beef stew and garlic mashed potatoes, and hopped on /b/
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DAY LIE CUM N DEY WAN GO HOME
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Jesus, who cares.
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>>434072896
NIGGA ME TOO
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Halloween is good thanks for asking.
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Playing Minecraft drinking coffee and listening to cake and ween.
Couldn't have it better
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Going to a party after
smoke weed till ready
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>I WANT TO GET OFF MR. BONES WILD RIDE!
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>>434070834 (OP)
Getting high and getting ready to watch an old silent moive.
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>>434071143
Unless you are going as plank murdering Johnny, that is a retarded idea.
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>>434076082
A cool faggot, like Freddie Mercury.
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>>434076184
10/10
captcha: usitere niggers
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I have the fucking chicken pox. It could be fatal. Fuck my life.
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>>434087224

What are you going as?
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>>434071410
fuck you you little bitch
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Vagina boob
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>>434085836
And when I went to Oktoberfest, it was almost nothing but Germans. I saw maybe a dozen Americans.

They had about a dozen tents close to the size of a football field, all full of reserved tables for german families doing their get togethers.

But it wasn't so much a drunkfest. I very much got the impression that it was a very family oriented thing, only with beer.

And I did see 13~14 year olds trashed out of their mind being led by security to... a chair with fresher air. Because they were cool with that.

All in all a good time.

I think captain pretendy-pants is just trollin' yo. Fucking Germans are the original trolls (fuck some of them were dickheads when I was there).
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just hanging out in my house waiting to shoot looters
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>>434085376
lol'd
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no.
enjoy your hurricane.
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>>434073202
2spooky4u
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>>434087409
Just putting a mask of a pumpkin and wearing a tie
No really much effort
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>>434087040
dat mermaid
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Depression might be acting up again, got into an argument w/ my dad and my dog is going apeshit barking at all of the trick-or-treaters (of which we have no candy because I'm broke and my parents are misers).

Fuck this, I might try to go to a pub crawl.
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>>434071643
Thanks. Want an apple? *snicker*
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>>434070834 (OP)
>>434085854

ANUSFAGS
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I'm about to go get ripped and possibly drink a little
at least i'm not going to be alone
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KRAKATOA
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I thought for sure when I came on /b/ Spooky Scary Skeletons would be playing. I am disappoint.
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>>434088019
Oh shit, it's me. Hi me.

Why is our dad such a piece-of-shit deadbeat again?
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almost forgot to share this:
http://gifura.orzhk.org/src/1332235315120.swf

herpy hallerwern
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I'm going trick-or-treating. I'm 31 btw.
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>>434071059
YES.

YES.


YES!
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>>434087997
>mfw
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>>434088224

AWESOME PORN YOU GOT THERE!!!!!!
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Happy Birthday Noodle
22 years today
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>>434083786
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>>434088654
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going to a haunted house and then getting fucked up. Yay Halloween!
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>>434088763
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It's going well. Me and some buddies are gonna scare the piss outta some kids. Then play Resident Evil 5, taking a shot everytime someone says Ouroburos or dies from Quicktime events.
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Chillin on 4chan, you know, cause life sucks
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>>434088221

Because he drinks too much and starts telling us that we're ungrateful.
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>>434071328
THANK YOU
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>>434070834 (OP)
Damn good. I'm Shaggy2Dope
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some of those fuckers were ungrateful about the meassures i took to make their halloween
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Fuck halloween, I've seen more autism today already than the entire history of CWC.
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I bought a gun today. It was a good day
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Hurs my costume
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>>434087586
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>>434071592
happy birthday niggah
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My costume
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>>434071592
It's also my birthday today as well anon. Turned 21 today.
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>>434088968
Yep. Good thing I can go for a run to feel better and -- OH WAIT NO, that would mean Dad would probably accidentally expose himself again to another fucking 6 year old dressed as Buzz Lightyear.
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so there is this board with no mmods on it, and people are posting cp!!! wat do!!!

And Got a ton of candydolls

http://adultchan.org/s/

http://hchan.org/jb
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Not enough ghosties
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Uncle died this morning.

Greeeat Halloween.
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It's Shit.
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200spooky400me
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>>434089875
Hahahaha! You just made my day.
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>>434089875
Sounds like it!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
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I shit my own dick with mediocrity
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nigger
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I've realized how much my life sucks and want to not live any longer.
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>>434089875
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80YFtnTBApU
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Fuck Halloween.

Saged.
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>>434088886
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>>434089875
was he a 'special uncle'?
(there's always at least 1)
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Well thank you, OP. Just chilling, eating Mounds, and watching Halloween.
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>>434089439

Impossible.

have you not seen CWCke Farts?
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Scared the shit outta some people while I was in a Ghillie suit
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>>434089997
haha, props for including Arizona, but why is the rest of the US dumbfuckistan?
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All three of my computers failed to boot at the same time. I just learned it was because half of the outlets in my house are not grounded. Also, I lost the sugar cane I bought. It was left alone ten minutes. I haven't eaten one in years.
So FUCK YOU.
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Hey OP how did you make your text big like that?
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suck my big hairy cock
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so are we that cultured and socially involved that we actually care its halloween? i haven't gone out on halloween in over 10 years. I'm 20.
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>>434070834 (OP)

My favourite day is now my worst day. How the fuck do you think I feel? Fuck 2009, Fuck 2012.
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Waiting to get off work and then going to the movies
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nigga
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>>434089997
Wrong. Although your removal of the Northeast corridor is rather sketchy, I lose faith in your map when I see Jersey somehow misses being a part of "Dumbfuckistan".
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lul
. ▲
▲ ▲
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>>434073921
Is...this another copypasta?
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niggaaaaaaa damn kids i gave them.my dick for halloween
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>>434084013
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>>434090302
You fail so hard it hurts me.
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Fucking shitty. Tried to score bud all night, and failed miserably.
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Watching Halloween on television. Am I cool yet?
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is everybody drunk like me niggaaaaaaaa?
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>>434083298
..well thats poop.
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>>434090394
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i am sick and won't be doing anything in at least a week

have fun
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I'm gonna watch "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown" on ABC.
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POSTIN IN EPIC BREAD

YAAAAHHHHHHH
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Le
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Halloween is shit.
But I'll tell you a story when I was 11.
>Be trick'o'treating with buddies
>go to a old derelict looking house
>knock on door with friends
>door opens shout ''trick or treat''
>old man pops out
>says ''FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE MONGERS MOTHER FUCKING WHORE BAGS, ALL OF YOU LITTLE SLUTS BEEN KNOCKIN' ON ME DOOR FOR THA PAST 5 HOURS, LEAVE ME ALONE YA SCUMBAG FILTH.
>look at friends
>scared shitless cause he looked like the fucking angel of death
>slowly walk backwards.
>old man laughs
>me and friends spit all over his entrance some spit landed on him
>pause for a second he does also
>run like we're batshit crazy
>old man runs after us
>is he an old man or is he a fucking g.i Joe
>old man catches one friend
>we're 70 yards away from captured inbred
>old man spits on his hand
>smacks friend onto the ground
>sticks middle finger and walks home
>next day police were at his house
>don't know what he was arrested for but most likely pedophillia.
WORD OF WARNING, DON'T SEND YOUR CHILDREN TRICK'OR'TREATIN' BECAUSE A PEDO WILL HAVE HIS EYES ON THEM.
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>>434092393
>faggot
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No candy, no trick-or-treaters... I live on a dark, scary hill.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2rwxs1gH9w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2rwxs1gH9w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2rwxs1gH9w
HAPPY HALLOWEEN MOTHERFUCKERS
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>>434070834 (OP)
bad, i'm fucking depressed and i just figured that out. Haven't shaved in days, drinking beers. Things are fine, but i'm just down. Girlfriends family is causing me stress, but i have to put on a strong front. It's taxing.
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>>434083596
Damn, she was just so close.
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Me and my friend are sitting out giving candy to all the little lolis that come by and a random cat came by and is just staying with us its great
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Spent an hour driving to 3 stores and couldn't find a pumpkin to carve. Settled for a 6pk of Deadman ale
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do you even satan?

>2012
>not voting for satan

http://www.joyofsatan . org/
http://www.angelfire . com/empire/serpentis666/Outsiders.html BUT I IS AN ATHIEST!?!?!?
http://www.angelfire . com/empire/serpentis666/Tree.html SATAN CREATED HUMANITY THROUGH GENETIC ENGINEERING
http://www.angelfire . com/empire/serpentis666/Incubus.html HAVE SEX WITH DEMONS

Don't miss out on this shit, you'll be mad if you do. ANCIENT ALIENS MOTHER FUCKER.

Also now join us on le Reddit: http://www.reddit.com/r/spiritualsatanism/
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>>434082945
Fuck yourself and shut the fuck up, you fuckin faggot!
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NOT A SINGLE GODDAMN TRICK OR TREATER.
YES I MAD.
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>>434092873
best candy to giveaway?
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>>434092319
>>434092319
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drink drink drink drink drink your problems away
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another holiday alone.

at least i got some lelz
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>>434071057
furtz
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>>434092772
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2rwxs1gH9w
have you tried flirting with your girlfriends mother?
it might not be your cup of tea but it can be a big power shift if you can get the mother lusting after you.
if you are into it, let her come onto you, you reject her, she has a fuck load of defending to do to keep you sweet and not say anything.
worked a treat for me, until I fucked the gf's mother and we are both pretty much fucked if its ever leaked out.
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>>434083596
HOW is there THAT much shit?!!
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are thou wasted yet, /b/?
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>>434088965
I feel ya
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>>434091974
it is indeed, good Sir!
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Happy Halloween from /mu/

>relaxing in my underwear after a arduous day at work
>listening to the sweet tonal vibrations of SunnO))) pouring from my massive monitors
>Hear a faint 'dong ding' noise
>that's not right... SunnO))) doesn't dong-ding
>realize the sound came from elsewhere in the house.
>hear muffled laughter of children emanating from the front door
>open the door in a rush in an effort to startle my assailants (who I suspect are Seventh Day Adventists, or worse, democratic sympathizers attempting to garner funds for their socialist cause)
>group of children at the door, dressed in ill fitting rags with faces slathered in cheap makeup
>"Twigger Tweet!" They all shout simultaneously
>"Jesus! Be Quiet! What do you kids want? Why aren't you in school!?" I say
>"Give us candy! We're flicker fleeting!" They cry
>I respond by telling them to get a job because I don't give handouts to freeloading liberal scum
>Some cry while I adjust my manhood beneath my sturdy cotton briefs
>"Who are you supposed to be?" one kid asks
>"Me? I'm a hardworking middleclass citizen of the greatest nation in the western hemisphere! Now leave!" I shout at them
>one kid asks me why my house is buzzing.
>i calmly explain that the house isn't "buzzing" and that they are experiencing one of the single greatest accomplishments in modern minimal artistic expression, the musical stylings of the drone band SunnO)))
>The kid has the sheer audacity to reply: "That's not music you weirdo, its stupid! Real music is like the Black Eyed Peas and Train"
>"PLEBEIANS!" I shout, the kids leave in tears.
>I return to my lair to contemplate my Patrician victory
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young livin savage BEEEEEEEEP
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It is not too bad. Not too bad at all.
However that ghost frightens me a little bit and I am worried it may give me a nightmare.
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Not one fucking thing to do. God damn my lack of social life. Bah fucking humfuckbug.
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>>434070834 (OP)
Mods=gods
thanks
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>>434091606
Yes it is. Not a new one but yes.
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>>434093369
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>>434071515
>Halloween is treating me as OP to the death
so do I
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alcohol is the only answer faggots!
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>>434093461

10/10, you are a true scholar
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no halloween in holy land

but it's also my birthday today so went celebrateing with family at some fancy resturant and afterwards watched skyfall

shit was so cash
> am now 18yo
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me in quasimodo costume lol
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here it is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqlHdPlHK_s
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living in germany...not even one ring at the door
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>>434093884
that kid at the back, he is so checking out that lolis arse
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>be me
>start to get ready for band Halloween Party
>going as Hellboy
>realize I do't have any black paint for the costume
>bike to walgreens, get paint
>go to party
>party started early, miss costume contest
>party ends after 45 minutes
>don't know anybody in college, so I don't know of any parties

Now I'm just sitting in my room dressed as Hellboy
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>>434093461
Didn't read
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>>434093973
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqlHdPlHK_s
Anne Frank?
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Like a shunned woman: cold and lonely.
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I'm drunk.
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Last.
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>>434070834 (OP)
http://youtu.be/qjea26QaHOY
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>>434093692
>alcohol is worst than a ghost
yep, alcohol is the only answer ..
>drink a beer
>smoke a bit
>drink some rhum
>dring some dry tequila
GO CRAZY, GET WASTED, BUT IN A GOOD WAY !!
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>>434094095

Are you shitting me, n00b?! It's one of the best, old copypastas ever written! Infinitely superior to any of the 4th grade shit you 14 YOs could ever come up with! GTFO for being an ignorant, PLEBIAN NOOB FAGGOT!
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I'm scared....
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>>434093025
dam right
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>>434070834 (OP)
I have to work on a report for one of my classes.
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feels good, man.... I'm kinda pissed that I wanna smoke weed, though.
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Been a really shitty day. Contemplating an heroing.
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>>434094139
i wanted to get rid of all my rusty razorblades
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>>434093813
IT LOOKS LIKE JABBA THE HUT!
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>>434094423
internetbadass.jpeg
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>>434093461
cool story bro
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sitting at home alone listening to ambient music and hoping it rains on all the college kids partying in town tonight
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alone in my room by myself forever
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eatin candy did decent on a test today. so fairing pretty well. thanks for askin.
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>>434093184
sound /b/ro advice. Not really an option for me, nor am i too interested. But thanks for the input!
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>>434094751
that's all i really wanted...
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>>434094505
If by "an heroing" you mean dressing up as a super hero and fighting crime, do it. Otherwise don't do it.
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Mootse toasting in sticky bread.
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>>434092927
sauce?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSdSemAMzdY
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I'M THE BATMAN.

That's what I yell when I scare anyone who comes by my apartment.
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chillin
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mother fucking first!!1
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how do you make a sticky?
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>>434094240

Someone should go as this Jew for Halloween.
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I'm on 4chan. What the fuck do you think.
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OP is a nigger
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Fucking kids taking all my damn candy :c
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Halloween is my least favourite "holiday" the second is "Cinco de Mayo"
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>>434095304
Already dressed up at work. Drove home and had an anxiety attack on the way. Had to pull over and was sweating and shaking. Managed to make it home and take a shower.

I don't see why I should go on when they make me feel like shit. Completely worthless as a person, and scum beneath then.
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moot should add spooky vision to 4chan!
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Well, I spent this one just like I did that last 4 or 5. Alone at home wasting time.

And the weirdest thing is I look forward to Halloween every year, but then just nothing.....
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>>434093184
oh shi-
didn't see the jewtube link, watching now.
> its a lion
> get in the car
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>>434095648
You suck as much cocks as you can.
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QUESTION FOR EVERYONE

HAVE THE NUMBER OF KIDS AT YOUR DOOR DECREASED OR INCREASED FROM LAST YEAR?
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>>434096093
Decreased. Now I have to ditch all these full sized chocolate bars.
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>>434096093
increased
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OP has mobilized the Faggotrons.
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>>434096093
apartment complex in a bad part of town
nigglettes know better
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>>434096302
eat em faggot
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Sup /b/ Rate my pumkin !

spider-man thread also
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>>434094751
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>>434071139
What the best did you just fucking say about me, you little best? I'll have you know I graduated best in my class in the Navy Best, and I've been involved in numerous best raids on The Best, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in best warfare and I'm the best sniper in the entire US best forces. You are nothing to me but the best. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the best of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak my heart is under arrest again, but I'll break loose. My head is giving me life or death and they are contacting my best network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better get the best, maggot. The storm that wipes out the best little thing you call your life. You're fucking best, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my best hands. Not only am I extensively trained in best combat, but I have access to the best arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little best. If only you could have known what best retribution your little "best" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your best tongue. But it's real, the pain you feel, the life, the love you'd die to heal and now you're paying the price, you goddamn best. I will shit best all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking best, kiddo.
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So many little kids out. I've been jerking off all night.
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>>434096430
Then I get fat. I'm trying to kill off the next generation, not myself. Geez, some people.
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You're alone in the department working late, and you hear him approaching. He has an odd tread, maybe from playing hockey too much. You don't have to see him to know who it is. Now he's near and you hear it, a low grinding from the other side of the wall. Maybe it's his hand against your cubicle, fingers outstretching into a claw like they do... or maybe he's using a knuckle. It is loud... slow... and deliberate... and moves from one end of the wall a few feet from your face to the other as he walks by.And then he stops walking and you are alone down there, with him. He appears to be listening to see if you are in. It is bad enough that his friends have been picking on you this way, that the nice lady in HR plays on his hockey team, that the head of your bargaining group is another manager leading the abuse. But here HE is... the head of the ENTIRE IT department.

And in that pause you wonder... what does he get out of it? Does it make him feel good to do this to another human being? Your health has been ruined by these predations and you are beaten, you are no trouble to him. Or is it to put his stamp of approval on what they have done, to keep you quiet? Or is it because you don't share his sexual orientation or religion, which appears to be some sort of bully-loving Christianity? Or is he just sick in the head, the sort of person who preys on women and children? The question you keep asking is "Why?" and you wonder how long it will take him and his friends to get this out of their system.

You rustle some papers hoping he will fuck off and leave you alone and at that, he continues walking, satisfied that you have received his sick little message, whatever it was. You peer after him, watching him go past. Steve Young, the Bully of IT, has struck again.
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>>434097109
Juan David, is that you?
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>>434096409
I hope you have a gun.
>Kill them all
>Say it was for good of mankind
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>>434095648
trollfully hoping
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ya'll some faggots
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>>434082092
u mean germans. fag
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>>434097454

http://www.lfpress.com/news/london/2012/03/14/19503541.html
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I came lookin fo skeletons
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Too busy fapping, and stuffing candy with razorblades for next year.

http://soundcloud.com/tripexsounds
http://soundcloud.com/tripexsounds
http://soundcloud.com/tripexsounds
http://soundcloud.com/tripexsounds
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I'm on 4chan, how do you think it's treating me?
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Hey /b/, I am having trouble finding something to write a newspaper article. Any ideas for one?
Pic unrelated. It's a googol.
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absouloute shit because im a nigger and nigger s dont give out candy
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>>434077582
sorce?

captcha: probably starrved
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>>434097592

MFW I started using that image recently, Flattered that it caught on.
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FUCKING SUCKS.
>europe
>belgium
>no candy
>no parties
>fuck
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got to see a friend and smoke/drink a bit. went to a new health food store with the wife. wife and gf and i are doing lunch tomorrow, and gf and i are hiking. had some home made loaded baked potato soup and got stoned. got some moscato and guiness black lager, nice night actually.
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>How is Halloween treating everyone?
>Halloween
>treating

HA HA HA
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>>434098712
see
>>434078724
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>>434098783
what site do you do that
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>>434070834 (OP)
if your on here then it sucks fucking retards
we're all on /b/ cause we have no lives

>neckbeards dont celebrate halloween cause it means getting off the computer
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>>434099289

I think it's called Anaface.com or something.
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Liverwurst
John Jingleheimerschmitz

dickass
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>>434098783
enemy mine nigger is posted here for ages
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>>434099220
BFC4ED5
WTF is that supposed to mean
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FINALLY A GODDAMN HALLOWEEN THREAD
Halloween is treating me great. My daughter is 20 months old and I get to eat all her candy. I live in NYC and I didnt suffer any harm from the hurricane. My neighborhood has been a lot of fun in the recovery process and everything is fucking sweet.
Here listen to this.Dead Kennedys Halloween
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt-jnzlYNyM
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> mfw_the_same_fucking_child_in_a_batman_costume_came_to_the_door_5_times.tiff
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>>434079269
http://dybiz.com/sites_randomblog/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/big-black-guy-scary-fat.jpg yes
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>>434099908
bet he was fat
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Shaved for November.
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happy halloween fellow anons!
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>>434099894
Nothing, nevermind
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>>434073382
good...brazilianfag here too...tenho altos amigos nos EUA, pai militar dai pode pegar transferência pra lá e morar 2 anos...quando eu virar oficial vou tentar fazer o mesmo.
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>>434082993
THE CYCLE OF COPYPASTA
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>>434071003
>stupid americunts
>responding anyway
>on American website he spends all his time on
Eurofags are so superior
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>>434099894

that's clearly a mom less link.
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>>434071386
Halloween is the best holiday. No pressure. Only point is to have fun and worship satan.
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>>434095413
>filename
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>>434099790

Proof?
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This is just too fucking spooky.
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>>434100123
someones looking at cp
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spooky as fuck man
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>>434100734
Problem?
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Where the kids at? I'm handing out candy this year, but only 9 kids have shown up so far. I'm going to leave some stuff outside, but I'm packing it in now.

It seems fewer and fewer kids are coming each year. I'm in Ontario. Is this what other people are seeing too?
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>>434100734
You Googled a Fatherless link.

That is fucking priceless.

lurk moar faggot
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>>434072882
Needs more fags. Mods are skanks.
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>>434074864
candy and satan.
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what happens if someone posts cheesy pizza in this stickied thread? will it 404?
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SSDD
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WHERE THE FUCK IS SPOOKY SKELETON WHY IS IT NOT FUCKING PLAYING?


2SPOOKY4U MR MOD?? YOU FUCKING CUNT
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>>434101241
No. It's already been posted in this thread. Mods/janitors just delete it.
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DAMN! That ghost is 3spooky5me
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>>434101028
fuck you i found it
and why are you using that gay ass background for that picture
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>>434101504
balls
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>>434101010
Nice trip 10s
I'm in Ontario as well and am noticing the same thing. The only kids we got were all with parents. Older children just don't care anymore. They want to seem "mature"
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Like crap
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>>434100063
I bet the ass was fat.
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not bad gonna smoke some shit. then it gotta be nice
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>>434100572
date of file in reaction folder? july 2011
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Who gives a serious shit about Halowein
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>>434101568
>Not using Yotsuba B

SHIGGY
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This thread needs moar sluts
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suckish.
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Doing goo on this end. Just finished taking my nieces out and they got about 30 lbs each, and I'm heading out to a party now. To everyone else, enjoy, I know I will.
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SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS NOW MODS FUCK YOU
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3spooky5me
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>>434071592
happy birthday fellow halloween dude
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Had my halloween party earlier this week.
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1st
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>>434100494
Hi mootytootyfrooty
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The party? Great!
Apart from the girl who I've been seeing inviting me herself and getting hype for my costume (And getting drunk for the first time in a while on her part) Only to arrive, have her make one comment, and then she suddenly becomes increasingly drunk, but finds herself being handled by another guy at the party - the worst part, she's staying the night at the host's place, now I hit home and realise, sure she's pissed as fuck and can't control a damned thing - but this guy is drunk enough to get shit done. So yeah, I'd have stayed myself, but suddenly I find out she was staying the night rather than getting a taxi, the moment I'm pulled through the fucking door by the host kindly, and she asks me to stay til the last fuckin' minute. A pet peeve of mine, when it comes to her in particular. Hopefully she doesn't do anything fucking dumb.
...But yeah, great party til that point, thanks for asking - I hope you enjoyed your own guys.
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c'mon OP, you know we are all just sitting here feeling like shit. Jerk.
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America
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>>434070834 (OP)
i went to the gym nigger
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CANCELLED BECAUSE OF A FUCKING SQUIRREL FROM TEXAS!
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>doorbell rings
>look through peep hole
>see nothing, only darkness
>open door
>three little black kids, probably about 11-13 years old
>no costumes, just in their street clothes
>holding out plastic bags, not even authentic trick-or-treat bags
>mfw one of them, the youngest, politely thanked me for the candy.
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no one knew who i went as
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>>434101685
>>434101010

How many kids did you get to hand out candy to?

So I want more people to chime in from across North America.
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>>434103484
Should have given them foodstamps
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fuck hurricane sandy ruined it. halloween's postponed til saturday where i live. it's just not the same. :/
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fucking Halloween is cancelled for us here in NJ

FUCK
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>>434070834 (OP)
POL QUE ES LENTA LA TOLTUGA
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NoEnd House III GET IN HERE

>>434102441 →
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de mierda.
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hehe it was fun and im doing it on friday too so double the candy xD xD xD lelelele
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1 out of 10 houses have their lights on for trick-or-treaters for what I assume are financial reasons.. It's kinda sad. All the kids look poor in shitty costumes.

Bad economy is bad.
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>>434102213
SauceSauceSauce.
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>>434070914
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Nico was here
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i took my 2 nieces out to trick or treat tonight
one is 2, her sister is 5
when we went out, half the houses in my neighborhood were not giving out candy
this isnt usually the case, but i just wanted to say FUCK YOU to all the faggots who had their outside lights off
we know you were inside, but you cunts decided to deprive these little children from candy and the general halloween experience
i dont give a shit if you think its a pagan holiday, there isnt a single fucking kid outside that gives the holiday any such meaning.
this really fucking pissed me off and i needed to vent about it
again fuck you to all my neighbors who copped out
i made a mental note of all the houses and there will be consequences
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Getting high, eating candy, and playing world of warcraft with my friends. You'd really think a woman would be out partying on halloween night though.. But I enjoy this much more.
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other fitfags, are you gorging yourselves on sweets? or are you sticking to your diets because youre too pussy to work it off tomorow? or if youre like me you have already worked it off
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>>434089184
You see that door behind you? walk out of it and never come back.
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sometimes we don't like giving out free candy to the busses of mexican kids who drive into our rich neighborhoods.

fuck you and your spic brat kid
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Fuck you , you cunt, I have toothache.
Americaunt fooucked my face.
I love Obama, In your white ass suger.
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While most of my friends are partying with their girlfriends and getting drunk in awesome parties, I'm posting in this thread and fapping to diaper pics.
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>>434104893
good idea actually!
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>>434105093
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>>434096093
fucking shitstorm dude
1. live with parents in uppermiddle class neighborhood. fucking freeloaders drive their kids here from all over town.
2. small-ish town where most of population is of below mean income
3. my town is adjacent to an indian reservation, like right nextdoor. more freeloaders bringing their kids.
4. most years it's pretty cold at this time, a bit below 32 degrees fahrenheit. weird warm weather, its almost 70 degree somehow.

it would take me almost ten minutes to drive out of my neighborhood right now, it usually only takes me 3.
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Just got done with the phones for a utility company and some many fucking whiners about their power out for two days and they didn't prepare for the storm .... BOOO FUCKING HOOO... you knew when this shit was coming and that's your fault for not doing all that you could. I've been through bigger storms than that piece of shit Cat 1... Deal with shit and move on or goto the fucking shelter... Fucking pussies
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>>434105363
>>434105353
>>434105269
>>434105093
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>>434096093

>HAVE THE NUMBER OF KIDS AT YOUR DOOR DECREASED OR INCREASED FROM LAST YEAR?

Same. About 13. But we seem to be getting so few kids.
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>>434093656

Wise words. But since /b/ raids youtube with porn, doesn't it mean that /b/ is the truth itself ?
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Saw a bunch of Iron Men and Thors tonight, a single Spider-Man and not a single Dark Knight. A couple witches, some Disney Princesses. The standard stuff.

Also some slutty teenager girls who I would give my left arm to plow.

Someone's left arm anyway.
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>>434105501
>prepare for the storm
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asked a horse why he had such a long face, he told me his son was just diagnosed with terminal cancer
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I swear to fucking god if you faggots dont play some "I love little girls" or "Spooky Scary Skeletons" after that gay ass dongcopter pirate bullshit i'm disowning /b/
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>>434105501
i never understood why people call electric companies nonstop during power outages. its like they think they can troubleshoot the power over the phone or something

>>434105770
i hope you gave that kid every piece of candy you had
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>>434104567
Get the fuck over it. People don't want to hand out Candy, or buy anything they are going to give away for no fucking reason. Also, fuck you and your Faggot Consequences Man the fuck up and accept the fact no one wants to deal with your shit Nieces.
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Spent 2 hours in the coffee shop doing math hw. Have an estimated 8 hours left of work that is due tomorrow morning at 8 am.
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>>434105701
have you tried to set them on fire? – more fun than a barrell of monkeys, I tell ya!
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When the fuck will I see someone I know in a porno. That would be awesome!! Halloween?
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>>434079712

lol'd
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>>434106015
its not for me faggot, its for the kids.
any house in the suburbs can afford to spend the time and $40 bucks to hand out candy for 2 god damn hours. no fucking reason my ass
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>>434106261
Awesome, we had some CP here earlier, now we got diaper wearing bitches. /b/ you creep me the fuck out sometimes
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>>434093461

10/10 because you are a weirdo.
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I hate Haloween. It just gives the police an excuse to come search my house and remind me I'm not allowed to participate.
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>>434106585
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>>434106693
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>>434106448
The Kids don't need that shit anyways. Also, not always. Some people barely scrape by and live in the suburbs so your Nieces can deal without some tooth rotting candy. Get the fuck over it.
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>>434106585
>/b/ you creep me the fuck out sometimes
really? for diaper whores?

here, this is what i get off to
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>>434107185
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>>434070834 (OP)
Go fuck yourself
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>>434107335
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>>434107208
Nah, more for the CP. This diaper thing is just strange to me.
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Sageing a sticky because fuck you niggers
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
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>>434071592

Happy CakeDay friend!
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>>434107605
well if its the CP then i would have to agree
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I live in new jersey... Halloween was postponed until monday cuz of faggot Chris chisties
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>>434105353
awl dose cawwwpses
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>>434106585
Yeah, so? This is /b/ after all.
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buebuebuebuebuebuebue
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Im dressed up as myself having a drink watching trailer park boys and reading some Horus Hersey... So I can't complain
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>>434108251
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=rRcNZm7EWv4
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Oh, really this is /b/? I must have left that out in what I said.
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I got to wear my wolf suit (from where the wild things are) to work today! Hand out candy to the youngsters in some awesome costumes! Now drinking red wine and watching Halloween cartoons/movies! All in all an awesome Halloween/Samhain! Have a spooky night /b/ and make sure that the dead don't drag you into the netherworld with them!
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>>434108445
what about you just report it like any reasonable person would (this guy actually FLOODING this thread – Therefore I suggest you report more than just one of these posts)
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>>434071639
>mfw genki sudo
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Freezer Burn for a Year
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>>434108606
>>434108526
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>>434108840
Because I rather bitch at it.
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>>434109014
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>>434070834 (OP)
>>434070834 (OP)
2SPOOKY 2SPOOKY
NOPE NOPE NOPE
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>>434109243
do want video
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what, no music?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2rwxs1gH9w
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>>434109553
i was just listening to that
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shit, go fuckyourself modfag
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super bummed.

inb4 op is a fag.
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>>434109553
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpENY3nEAx8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYceLsp7kmY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKRJfIPiJGY
if you'd like more Halloween music I can post moar!
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test
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Amnesia costume.
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first
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>>434110236

shit.
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>>434072123
Jessie Andrews, Lexi Belle, and a bitch I can't recognize
Left to Right, respectively
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I was beaten and raped before being decapitated.

tl;dr very good
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>>434071249
http://www.redtube.com/7746
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>>434071210
How the fuck did you do that?
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creepy music here
http://youtu.be/gjdc1Fd2A2s
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>>434110239
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeZftK2kO6U
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>>434111529
What?
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>>434111529
I ask the same. Really, tell us.
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>>434111687
The Classic!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQE0pfBAYQ8
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just got in from another depressing night out where nothing of note happened to me.
I love halloween
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>>434109243
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I spent some time with my little sister and a few lady friends. I love Halloween.
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>>434070834 (OP)

That fucking cunt sandy ruined my fucking halloween.

New York City fag reporting in.
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>>434113465

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awesome, went on a date with 5 girls (and two betas so people wouldn't think I'm a fag)

>ALPHA GODMODE
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>>434112318
more diapers plz
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fucking hate my GF
>>life sucks
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YES
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>>434107965
is that you grawp?
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yea u suk. im a newfag and i can still triforce u faggot
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Currently plastered listening to deadmau5, so a good fucking halloween
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>>434099907
>>DK
>>not bad bro
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4spooky6me
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half my friends got arrested, most of the bitches threw up all over themselves, and i lost a whole keg and 32 gs....
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>>434079712
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EATING A BUNCH OF JUNK FOOD AND CANDYS WITH MY BF

happy morning puke
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lame its on weds, not alot of late parties :(
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>>434089431
you are best halloween bro.
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I made a Day Z Horror Video for Halloween.
Four survivors are attacked by more than just the living dead as they make their way to Green Mountain, the most paranormal place in Day Z.

DayZ Halloween Movie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raEs5MFVups

DayZ 22 Episode Series Playlist
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL00AF48BFF0F7708C

Also here's the Reddit Thread if you want to ask me questions or anything and this thread has died by the time I've come back.
http://www.reddit.com/r/dayz/comments/12fpd4/dayz_halloween_movie_22_episode_dayz_series/
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I recently got banned, but now I'm back for you, 4chan.
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>>434113998
no problem
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Just dandy...
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>>434113998
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>>434071037
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>>434073061

>nyc

When the hurricane finishes being a faggot, let's have a coffee.
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>>434070834 (OP)
richard simmons had a good time
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>>434113998

here /b/ro
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My dead mom's birthday is Halloween.
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>>434115880
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand, thread.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUnO4gK_56g
there's a monster in my pants!!!
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Any parents out there? Its 7:52 here in WA and I have only had three-trick-or-treaters. People still do this right? :[
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was an ajax amsterdam hooligan today
>felt fucking good
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>>434115880
Sounds like a good day.
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>>434115802
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>>434113998
oh yeah...
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do you even satan?

>2012
>not voting for satan

http://www.joyofsatan . org/
http://www.angelfire . com/empire/serpentis666/Outsiders.html BUT I IS AN ATHIEST!?!?!?
http://www.angelfire . com/empire/serpentis666/Tree.html SATAN CREATED HUMANITY THROUGH GENETIC ENGINEERING
http://www.angelfire . com/empire/serpentis666/Incubus.html HAVE SEX WITH DEMONS

Don't miss out on this shit, you'll be mad if you do. ANCIENT ALIENS MOTHER FUCKER.

Also now join us on le Reddit: http://www.reddit.com/r/spiritualsatanism/
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>>434115237
i wish i had a better computer so i could play Day Z, it seems awesome
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>>434104353
Names Ariel. Just google redhead goddess Ariel
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>>434116346
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>>434098502
Lol 3/5. That's funny.
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Just watched ThanksKilling and Poultrygeist with friends. Halloween well spent
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>>434113998
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>>434104567
I lolled so hard.

Consequences, eh?
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>>434116651
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>>434117361
MOAR!!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc80tFJpTuo
It just wouldn't be Halloween without the Rocky Horror Picture Show
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Bow to your gods, PoorChan XDDD
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same as usual, staying home playing vidja games
can't even smoke pot cause I got no hookup, and no alcohol. FML
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Due to the storm and the flooding, local trick or treating was essentially cancelled in my area.
could still buy candy though, feels good to have loadsa money!
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>>434116448
Get out of here you Masonic scum
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>>434070834 (OP)
halloween got fucked in the ass by hurricane sandy, where my nj bros at
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>>434117361
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I sat in the cold wearing a cape and talking with a horribly wandering accent about being a chocolate vampire while I ate oreos and handed out candy to kids. It was actually pretty fun.

Now I'm gonna play something. BUT WHAT?!
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waaaaaatch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LrYsc8wfXM
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I'd just like to say fuck the east coast, suck a dick.
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>>434119094
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where is your moot now ? happy halloween , germanfag reporting in .
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i sex with everything that came of my door wanting candys

>>mfw penis wrapped like tootsie roll
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Check out this halloween party in Compton
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>>434070834 (OP)
Pretty fucking good OP, pretty fucking good
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>staying home
>handing out candy
>feelin' like a pedo

neckbeardlife.jpg
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is anyone reading this
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Buncha Trick or Treaters tonight. But one that stuck out, was this girl dressed as the 10th Doctor, complete with Sonic Screwdriver. She was SO happy that SOMEONE finally recognized what she was. I snuck the little Whovian an extra piece of candy.
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found out this morning i have brain cancer

gf left said she "can't take the drama"

how do you think it's going
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImnMucno1ew
I think this is the official /b/ Halloween song. Thank you to Stephen Lynch for writing a Halloween song as twisted as we are...:D
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piss out my ass
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>>434070834 (OP)
the most depressing one so far.
>didn't trick or treat
>didn't go to parties
>didn't pass out candy
>stayed home, lights off, internet in basement, ate candy
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DESU
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>>434120948
Tenant was a shit doctor
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>>434120952
I'd say you are happy b/c you can now go get some strange.
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>>434120882
No.
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>>434120952

Is that true? If so...I'm really sorry, but you're better off without her if she reacted like that.

If not, go fuck yourself.
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Oh yay I get to go in to work because my cunt employee 'isn't feeling good enough' to work tonight, but I bet she's feeling good enough to go out and party all night and take the ol in out from several different guys.
fuck i hate being the responsible one.
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like nigger tigglets
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Fuck Halloween.

Literally a candy-ass holiday that allows people to put on one additional mask to the ones they wear the other 364/5 days of the year. Men put on stupid costumes and women look sluttier.

So like any other night but more excessive.

Horror? Bah, turn on the news or watch the feeds. That's fuckin' horror. But hey, it allows the people to forget their troubles for a day (like people don't already do this every day as it is).

Like I said - FUCK HALLOWEEN
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You know how malls do those walk-around things for kids each Halloween? Ends up Chick-fil-a's at malls are giving out coupons for a free chicken sandwich instead of candy.
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>>434120952
That's pretty good.
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Only 32 trick or treaters this year. Down from 52 last year so disappointing. Still it's better than when we first moved into this house. 8 years ago it was 10 and only about half even bothered to wear a costume.

I'd like to get the numbers up over 100 and no, not because then nobody would miss one or two.
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DESU DESU DESU
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>>434119094
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LrYsc8wfXM
hmmmm... indeed nice for fuckin up epileptics!
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leleleel happy halowen guis how es holowen tretin ery1?
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This is dildos.
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>>434120952
you should hang yourself on her doorstep and leave a note that says 'sorry for the drama'
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>>434121307
Halloween is literally the best holiday out there. So much better than Christmas or New Years Eve. Way better than Thanksgiving or Easter too.
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>>434121208

love u
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>>434121119
>the most depressing one so far.
>didn't trick or treat
>didn't go to parties
>didn't pass out candy
>stayed home, lights off, internet in basement, ate candy

Sounds like me, only pizza instead of candy, and now I'm doing homework.
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>>434070834 (OP)
Went to a party on the 27th got drunk.
went trick or treating and got a small amount of candy, dropped a little over a gram of weed, got some more smoked and now Im munching on my 24 hours worth of candy.
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lamb oof god on haloween

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My mom handed out candy all evening while I sat on my ass playing PokeMon. I ate what was left of the candy. Yolo
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>>434121759
Holidays fuckin' suck in general. Every holiday is just another fuckin' excuse for people to make money off of you.

I'm picking on Halloween because today is Halloween. Hit me up on the other days when they come. They all fuckin' suck.
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oh fuck, here comes the first Christmas commercial I've seen on tv this year

while watching It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown, for fuck's sake
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>>434122585

uncle scrooge over here
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I passed out candy.

Two sisters around 10 years old came by, their parents stayed on the sidewalk.
One of them yelled "Thank you! A full sized Hershey's bar, thank you so much!"

instant boner

I was like. Here I'll give you another one. They ignored me so I chased after them got their attention and gave them more candy bars.
I hope their parents didn't figure me out.
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>>434079712
OH PHUCK
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If any trick or treaters show up they're getting an eye full of me in my underpants, a nose full of whiskey on my breath, and an ear full of slurred speech.

Happy Halloween!!!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOG3eus4ZSo
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>>434079712

shit nigger. that's dangerous thinking
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I'll just leave this here.
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>>434123178
Jews did Hurricane Sandy
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>>434070834 (OP)
>implying that /b/ get out to take a walk

>4chun
>celebrating

pick one
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>>434122802
That's Christmas dipshit

>>434122716
My point exactly.
>We want your money consumerfags.
FUCK THEM.
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imma eat candy and play minecraft all night. fuck work.
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>>434123365

Implying it wasn't Sand niggers tricker treating as jews that did Sandym
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PENIS PENIS PENIS


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