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A thread for me and Bard, no one else allowed.

That means you Anonymous, stay the fuck out.
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bard here, im a homosexual i thought you should know
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morning

>brb breakfast
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Welcome, have some tea and marijuana cookies.

The tea has LSD, the cookies do not.
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...?
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>>409838691
>

not staying for long, I need sleep.
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incoming Bardopolii

>>409838893
no prob.

I'm gonna check in on it while I lol work.

lol
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>>409839003
Alright man.
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but why don't they spam these threads?
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>>409839154
picture dun got et
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and pony thread got 404'd...
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>>409839216
>>409839154
We're still below the radar (gaydar) of Anonymous.. mostly.

If anything, they don't get us and think we're rejects from /a/.
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>>409839401
well, these type of threads never really have attracted as much hate as the pony ones. seems a bit discriminatory, really.
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>creating a thread where no one is allowed to post to draw in posters.
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>>409839509
Nah.. Anonymous thinks ponies are little girls inside grown men who watch EMELPEE.. they fail to realize that inside the little girls inside the grown men is a heart shaped box, and in that box, demon lords from Dimension X.

Only Alice understands you.
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>>409839612
Gotcha! Hiy-0
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Xin chào mah-duh fackers.
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>>409839612
it's the perfect plan!
>>409839629
you're like, some kinda genius or somethin'
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>>409838087
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>>409839863
Oh look a poni! Hi poni!

*eats*

>>409839746
needs more chen

>>409839771
>or something
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So! How's still here?
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>>409840000

Hey cutiepie Quadget

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lord, help me change my ways
Show a little mercy on judgment day
It ain't me, I was raised this way
I never let em play me for a busta, make it hell 4 a hustler
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>>409840000
>How's
*Who's
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>>409839863
>>409839969
>>409840001
suddenly pone
>>409839996
somethin' sexy
>>409840000
amyamyamy
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>>409840000
We just getting crankin.. also dont bring those filthy quads in here missy!

>>409840031
Bardtholemew.. Now we got a legit crank party.

Who's doing bath salts? Pass dat shit, I don't like my skin being whole.
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>>409840031
How's it going?

>>409840061
Sommie...?

Do I know you?
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>>409840061
>glomplicky
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>>409839717
Greetings,usually just lurk your threads but I feel compelled to join in your witty antics.
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>>409840105
Sincerest apologies, Alices.

How's it going?
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>>409840061
>>409840000
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>>409840107
pretty bad

honestyl
how are you though


>>409840164

Yotsuba?
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>>409840107
you do, in fact. you know me quite well ;3
>>409840123
feyfeyfey <3
>>409840183
#swag
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>>409840251
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>>409840183
Yo.

>>409840184
Oh, what's up?

And I'm doing wonderful, thanks~

>>409840251
Ooohhh~

Hihiiii!
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ATTN: THERE IS AN ALICE IMPOSTER.. ANYONE USING MY AWEsomEEEE TRIPCODE IS THE FAIK..

>>409840164
Witty no, antics yes.

You still don't MSN yotsy! After all these years... *sigh*

>>409840179
Yeah, not nice to out-get Alice in her (his) own thread.

>her
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>>409840325
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>>409840295
that's the one
>>409840325
did you figure it out? or should i tell you?
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>>409840364
I know.

So, how're you today?

>>409840375
How's it going?

>>409840485
I figured it out with your first post to me, I just wanted to be sure. :3
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>>409840540
you're so darn clever :3
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>>409840540
Annoyed. You?
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>>409840184
I'd like to think my self as the official yotsuba of /b/.
But you may all call me orb.
Anywho,work beckons,I will attempt to converse with you all from now on.
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>>409840325


Justa dramaass
=w=

>>409840683


Nice to meet you Orbsuba
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>>409840641
Eheheheh~

>>409840657
Annoyed? Why?

And I am very very well, thank-you.

>>409840727
Oh, okay.

The thing I was waiting for arrived today, so you might get that picture later.
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>>409840540
Just woke up, still shakin out the goobers out my eyes..

>>409840727
I had a dramas once but then I ate them and pooped, now I'm all better.
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>>409840841


I'm glad you got that thing!

>>409840846


yeah my stomache hurtz
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>>409840846
Oh, I see.

>>409840913
I think I might write the sign on myself.
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booooooooooooooooooooored.

someone give me attention.
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>ALICE IMPOSTER
Who was that anyways?
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>>409841062

Nice to meet you

>>409841025

*giggles*

What is your sexual orientation, anyways?
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>>409840841
I emtied my book closet thing to ditch the old stoff and make space for new stuff.

Not sure where to start.
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anmu for the animu gods
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>>409841062
Hey!
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>>409841062
>attention

>>409841121
n/a

>>409841125
Throw away everything and start over! :D

>>409841173
Hey Scoot.
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>>409841062
Shovels all the poni's leftover attention on you in heaping piles.

>>409841109
It sure wasn't FILIP.

>>409841025
Yeah, I need to sleep 24 hours one day but then who would walk my dog?

>>409840913
You should stop doing the H, Kurt.
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>>409841121
nice to meet you too, bard. how's it going?
>>409841173
scootsplsgo
>>409841230
'ello there zero. nice ta meet ya.
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>>409841271
>>409841279
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>>409841279
Good point.

Teach your dog to walk itself.
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>>409841271
I want but there's stuff I want to keep but there's also so much I want to throw away

AAAAAH
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>>409841285
okay...
>leaves
>>409841271
hihi
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>>409841285
Hey there! Nice to meet you too.
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>>409841271


here you go bby
>

>>409841279


What is h

>>409841285

Not so great x.x

Nice to meet you too, som
how are you?
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>>409841337
You do realize it was a scat reference... oh you.. of course you do.

<8

>>409841381
Fucking right? He's 5, you think he'd learn to uffking walk and feed himself by now. He speaks perfect English btw.
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>>409841386
Start making two piles

1. I want this
2. I don't

Then throw away the 2nd pile and start putting the first 1 back.

>>409841403
How're you?

>>409841485
If I had to guess, I'd say I was bi.

>>409841487
Teach him to do that stuff then.
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>>409841403
scootsplsstay
>>409841475
yay, meeting new people. so what's crackin?
>>409841485
not so great? what's wrong?

i'm good, thanks.
>>409841487
hehehe
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>>409841606

Bi is the practical choice

>>409841615


Oh just drama

Anyways what brings you to these threads? ^u^
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>>409841279
Hahaha. It's funny because he's like 16.

Yiff yiff.
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>>409841615
Same old same old, probably going to bed soon, you?
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>>409841606
good, currently eating the best cuisine know to man
>indian

oh they know how to make a good meal and sound incoherent on phonelines

>>409841615
oh, okay ja!
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>>409841606
I don't wanna. I want to sit back and it sorting itself out.

Let's try that.

brb
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>>409841485
>Kurt Cobain
>had stomach pain
>the heroin, it drove him insane
>cured it with a shotgun shell to the brain

>>409841606
Hmmm... never had a dog have you?

>>409841403
SIT DOWN AND STAY PUT MISSY.

>>409841704
Please read the OP.
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>>409841681
dramasux. hope you feel better and get things resolved.

alice invited me, and they seem fun enough. i'm cupcake from the poni throds.
>>409841754
bed soon? shiiiiiit. it's like, 6am here. i'm just gonna dick around the internet all day until i have to go to work.
>2 day work week
>fml ;-;
>>409841773
yay <3
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>>409841834

Oh lol

>Smokes a heroin ciggarete

>>409841883


Thanks!
Well, nice to meet you
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>>409841883
Same time zone bro, I'll sleep for like 6 hours.
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>>409841834
okays ma'am

>>409841883
catfaise =3

>>409841606
how r u amy btw
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>>409841945
indeed. new friends all around.
>>409842035
oh wait, you the guy i was talking to yesterday? and lol, yeah, i stay up all night too.
>>409842056
:3
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Gays. All of you.
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>>409841681
True.

>>409841773
Hm, I've never tried Indian.

>>409841790
Oh alright then.

>>409841834
I did. And she died. Now she's a tree.
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>>409842142
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>>409842097
Yeah that was me. Yeah staying up all night, woot!
When do you sleep then?
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Hi everynyan, what's going on in this thread?
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>>409842237
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>>409842142
*PAN SAXXX JEWELS

How many fucking times?

>>409842181
Cool brah, Story.

>>409841945
>>409842181
I've got my little eye on you two... <8
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>>409842181
do it, just dont get a phal or vindaloo right away, you need to build yourself up
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>>409841834
Can I join? I do indeed have an avatar but I prefer to ask first... and to be summoned with the ritual.
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>>409842279
Hardcore gaysex and dating hookups... you?

>>409842346
Gotta luv mango chutney.. any chutney really.. MORE HOT PEPPERS!!
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>>409842240
usually in the late afternoon. i'm going to be getting no sleep today though, most likely. work at 11pm.
>>409842279
stuff and things. welcome.
>>409842284
>
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>>409842427
knock yerself out nigger:


- Namesync: http://milkytiptoe.github.com/Name-Sync/

- 4chanX: http://mayhemydg.github.com/4chan-x/
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>>409842056
Very very well, thank-you.

>>409842279
Not a whole lot.

>>409842315
>Cool brah, Story.
I lol'd.

>I've got my little eye on you two... <8
Just what is that supposed to mean?

>>409842346
Hm, I see!
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>>409842451
'k
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>>409842575
well that was fun
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>>409842429
chilli peppers for the win.... nothing like crying becaus eyour mouth is burning so good

>>409842492
woo hoo

>>409842492
hat you need is a nice scottish masala or a madras to kick start thangs
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I was told to stay out so now I'm here
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>>409842315

Why are you keeping an eye ojn us o.o
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I've got to go. I need to sleep and so do you Bard.


>>409842451
Ah alright man, well it was nice seeing you again.
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>>409842637
This has been noted.

Up to much today?
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>>409842660
you rebel, you.
>>409842714
yeah, definitely. goodnight <3
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>>409842714
See you 'round.
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>>409842492
Dammit.. I did the cupid too soon.. dammit.

>>409842637
oh god more reasons to love you <8

I'll teach you how to make a mange salmon with cayenne if you want... fucking better than wedding cake and grilled medallions.
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>>409842714

No

You need to sleep

I'm Vilden Now
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>>409842725
not really, just gonna chill and fuck around until friend comes down after work.... then it will be dexter time woo hoo!" yourself? doing anything sexy =P
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>>409842492
if you eat too strong of indian without having built up to it
you'll be on the pooper for a couple days straight
I made the mistake of thinking my body could handle it, since I'm a spicy food nut, but the spiciness in indian food comes from things other than the spicy oil in peppers, so though I could handle the heat fine (and augh augh augh it was dericious) my body hated me later
>>409842815
if you break them I will break you
pic related
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>>409842815
*mango

... fucking words.
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>>409842485
Ain't gonna install Name-Sync, I'm stubborn and paranoid like that and such. Just randomly popping up is fine for me.
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>>409842815
I got my eyes on you.

>>409842896
Awesome.

Erm, might be taking some new pics. :D

>>409842910
I see! Okay.
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How can I ignore a thread that tells me to stay away?
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>>409842815
sounds amazing, mother really loves salmon too
>although she is weak when it comes to spices
>thinks a korma is living dangerously -_-

>>409843015
do it! im sure aeris is gagging for more
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>>409842910
Oh, the pooper is the least of your worries, I once added SUPER STRONG DEATH SAUCE on my Pot Noodle, handled the heat but my guts didn't; and thus I began throwing up in the nearest toilet. It burned going up as it did going down.

now I want to draw a chilli.
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>>409843025

Oddly sexyy picture

nice to meet you

I am BARD
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>>409843025
it's so tempting, no?
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>>409843015
>new pics
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>>409842965
we're legit now. thanks for stamping us, Notary Anon.

>>409842910
Sorry, my Sudanese is a bit rusty, can you repeat that in Congolese instead?

Or do it in a South African accent while eating a bowl of rice, same thing.

>>409843015
This is now some awkward game of recursive stare down.

*watches you from slightly open broom closet*

>>409843025
It's a paradox you need to solve to get to level II.
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>>409843158
Of course she is; she loves me really.
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>>409843185
Well hello, Bard. I'm JP, it's certainly a pleasure.

>>409843249
Tell me about it.
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>>409843267
>

>>409843275
*stares at the broom closet door*

I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!
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>>409843276


I will Fight Aeris


Right now

>.<

>>409843339


Ah, the pleasure's all mine!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Guys

Should I smoke
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>>409843369
Hmm.
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>>409843339
no. i'm far too lazy for that.
>>409843427
no, smoking is bad.
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>>409843427
No, Bard, no you should not.
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>>409843276
it is one of her millions of fetishes

>suddnely think of old school wrestleing, the rock
>"for the millions AND millions of the Rock's fans"
>for the millions AND millions of Aeris' Fetishes
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>>409843427
No, smoking is bad for you. You should avoid smoking at all times.
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>>409843495


I am a mountain

I am a tall tree

I am a swift wind sweeping the country

I am a rivery down in the valley

oh I am the vision and I can see clearly...

If anybody asks you who I am, just stand up tallm, look them in the face and say

I;m that star up in the sky

I'm that mountain peak up high
hey I made It
I'm the worlld's greatest
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>>409843369
But you don't know what I'm doing in here while I'm watching you!

>awkward level, up one notch

>>409843158
I can make dishes with Scotch Bonnet pepper that will make you die of mmmmm mmmgood, and no burning backside in the morning.

>>409843495
THIS
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>>409843506


Alright, cool
Hey
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>>409843741
Hi.
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>>409843447
Rainbow Faget.

>>409843497
Aeris is just one big sex crazy fiend, and stuff.

>>409843648
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle all the waaayyyy
Oh what fun
It is to ride
Etc. etc.

>>409843704
Oh God, you can see what *I'M* doing!

*turns away*

Uhh-hehehehehe...
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>>409843704
my guts are steel, usually very little concequence to spicey fuds

>SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY
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>>409843801
That
Is a very cool hairstyle
>>409843275
>Congolese
Wenda Mbote, Alice-bwana.
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>>409843835
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>>409843648
Poet showdown?

Ambivalent about my inches,
Don't give a fuck about miles.
I'm here to fuck the bitches,
In my polyurthene sandals.

Scanning more images, will take me a while.
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>>409843835
YES... tries to put a mask on it, twhen in secret fapfapfapfap
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>>409843891
Did you just rename that now?
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>>409843986
...

yes
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>>409843890
The pompadour? It's pretty popular with the ladies. And the fellas, while I'm at it.
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>>409843847
I eat habaneros like they're grapes
Texas power
>>409844054
You shouldn't smoke
You look cool doing it, but cancer and blackened lungs is badses
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>>409843969
The big liar.

>>409844048
...how long has it had that name?
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www.anonymous9144.netau.net
www.anonymous9144.netau.net
www.anonymous9144.netau.net
www.anonymous9144.netau.net
www.anonymous9144.netau.net
www.anonymous9144.netau.net
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> Pic very related

So you guise are up early..
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>>409843801


You're a really cool guy

>>409843835


*hugs*

I wubs chu more than aeris
>>409843898


Well, as a Bard I only write sonnets
while it's hard to keep up the rhyming scheme,
I write while wearing my thinking bonnet
all the words on this page are on my team


>>409844094


Hugsd plz
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>>409843847
You should really cut down on smoking weed everyday, better for your health.. and especially cut back on meme-ing that meme. (pronounced "MAY-may", emphasis on the first syllable).

>>409843898
I dont think you wanna do this.. I'm a published silly poet.

>where published means "press submit"
>where silly poet means "professional shitposter"

>>409844094
Scotch Bonnet > all the worlds peppers > shit cousin Habanero
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>>409844106
Since the last time I used that image to reply yto you.
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faggots
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>>409844175
I don't think that's possible.

She's... obsessed.

>>409844214
...when was that?
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FAGGOTS SAGE APPLIES IN ALL FIELDS
SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE
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Bard? Is it really you? I've missed you!
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>>409844158
'ello
>>409844175
>
>>409844180
let's see you eat a habanero in one bite
No swallowing it whole, must chew it
>>409844245
I expected gore
But then it was soapynigger
>>409844406
Where have you been?
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>>409844094
Bad habits, hard to break, yadda yadda yadda I'm sure you've heard it before. There's no way I can justify it, all I can say is it's a thing I do.

>>409844175
Thank you, Bard. I try.
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>>409844106
i know, she doesnt like being a slave to her basal instincts... and so tries to repress for the glory of intellectualism, but every now and again we all succumb to temptation of the flesh
>>409844180
>implying i know any dealers at all

HAVE YOU EVAR SEEEN DA RAIN!!!
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>>409844328
I don't know. Not too long ago though. It was named anon, i... before that
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>>409844137
hey cool, can you run to www.theync.org and bring me back the link to the Zeta vs Gulf slow beheading vid? thx.

>>409844273
Hey thx man, appreciated.

>>409844405
MOAR!
>
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>>409844445
You've been gone for so long!
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>>409844328


No


Amy


You don't understand.....

>>409844406


I've missed you too anon

How are you
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>>409844462
And she always sucCUMbs to mine.

>>409844475
Fair dues.

But yeah, there's gonna be a new set some time in the near~ish future.
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>>409844592


Who are you again, My friend
?

Please refresh my memory

*hugs tightly*

How have you been?
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STRING EMIL!!
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SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE
SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE
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>>409844445
Fucking easy. Let's see you not die from eating a Scotch Bonnet in one bite.

>>409844462
I'm a dealer... of fun times and zero sum posting.
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>>409844593
There are two things in this world I understand:

1. Basic English
2. Tables
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>>409844175
You win due to the fact I can't write poetry on the fly.

>>409844180
Problem with published silly poets is that they're everywhere, thus sadly, I'm going to try my hand as an amateur idiot savant. (newfag retard)
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>>409844462
>temptation of the flesh
dammit scoots you know just what to say to get the lord of the damned all excited, don't you
>>409844592
Haha I'm not bard, you lose
this is bard >>409844593
Silly anon
>>409844686
can you make me one of those, mate
>>409844731
>idiot savant
>there's less than 3 dozen savants in the world
>they're literally the smartest people on the planet
don't use words that you don't understand the meaning of
>>409844717
I am table
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>>409844616
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>>409844445

So like why the ban on anon? Not all of them are bad. =|
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>>409844648
You recommended K-On! to me. How come you stopped making the Bard threads?
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>>409844909
underage&
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>>409844867
Oh. I get it now!

>>409844882
You're... DIIIRRRTYYYY!~
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>>409844616
DO HO HO HO

>>409844709
i see, get me a hyperdermic pwease

>>409844867
hehehe i am a wordsmith... its my only talent here
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>>409844693
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>>409844717

>7

*hugs tightly*

I like you more than aeris

>>409844731


I would hug you tightly, but that seems strange
for I just met you anonymous friend.
you may be all covered in dirt and mange
that's no reason for my hate til the end

>>409844917


Oh!
Well, there's a new alice, not too many people need me anymore.

Are you enjoying it?

(also Email me some time if you'd like! ^u^ TheBardOfB@hotmail.com)
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>>409844054
In Japan, mebbe.

>>409844731
I didn't get that, wut you say?
The implication is that you're fey
No no no, I didn't mean gay
That notion of you was engendered right away.

/sanity

Oh and ignore this one, hes an idiot savant without the savant. >>409844867

>>409845083
How about we just mainline this thread in ya with a saline drip of gibberish?

<8
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>>409845083
I'm a fucking natural.

>>409845116
You like me more than you like Aeris?

That's... not hard to understand...
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>>409845026
Actually I'm 24, but thanks..
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>>409844867
Sorry, I was thinking using the term as 'Retarded Genius', we all know one; that guy who can't tie his shoelaces but can do large math equations in his head.
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>>409845209
facebook?
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>>409844709
Challenge accepted
Except they don't sell those here
;-;
>>409844909
I'm afraid I don't understand the question
I was expecting gore, since I saw a black man face down with white stuff all over him
I looked closer and found that it was just soap
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>>409845192
Actually, it's been pretty popular here, mostly with Americans. Some people just dig the 50's look, myself obviously included.
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>>409845192
GIMME GIMME GIMME

>a maaaaaaaaaaaaaan after midnight
>fuck yea ABBA

>>409845204
all dat natural.... its what drives aeris insane... also being from the anime fraternity... its almost a montegu/capulet thing going on
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>>409845204


This picture might sum it up

>
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>>409845519
Also the trapping.

The trapping might have something to do with it.

>>409845553
You think I look like a 12-year-old girl's drawing of Ritsu and Yu- ohhhh.
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>>409845068
The things I'd do to you
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>>409845316
Yes they do. Try your veggie market, Caribbean market (Jamaicans, Haitians, Dominicans), farmers market.. etc.

Also, srs.. don't eat it at once, you will kill yourself.

>>409845347
Yeah no, I'm American and I don't into macs, Williamsburg, or hipsters so... no.

/FAILURE TO DOWNLOAD

>>409845519
WINNNNAR!! SHITPOSTER OF THE DAY AWARD!!!

I didn't have a pic so I'll give you this, same thing.
>
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>>409845307
Not for you.

>>409845316
Well at the very top of the page, in the thread you're posting/derping in.. there's a ban on Anon. I was split by this so I armed myself with my webcam and sharpie w/ notes. Just incase I had to counter any faggotry here.

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