Also, ID reference thanks to /b/'s shitty make-OP's-ID-different.

>>396204498
>>396204312
Have you busted anyone for pirating?

>>396204653
No. That's the FBI's job.

uk fag here, do you think having guns everywhere is a good idea?

have you busted anyone for small amounts of marijuana?

>>396204756
Do you discriminate against nignogs?

>>396204312
Whats the wierdest situation you have encountered?

>>396204756
do you yourself indulge in marijuana usage?

BACON

how boring is your job for the most part (ie, the average/typical day)? I mean do you just sit in you car and drive around mostly?

Have you ever arrested anyone for murder?

yfw when you get shot and killed by the people your rich ass is working to protect?

What do you do when you see CP on /b/?

are you a nigger OP?

sure is bacon in here

How many times have you lied in court or on an affidavit?

ever sucked your boss dick?

can a minor (16 for say) deny a search? (pockets/backpack etc.)

im not a cop but i know how to deal with them
the anwser: dont talk
dont say a damn thing
they are not a judge, they have no legal power accept to arrest you, so let them and get a laywer. iron jaw. dont talk EVERER regardless of whatever they say, its lies and yes they are allowed to lie to you and if not will do it anyway.

>>396204312

>remember that I took this job as a service to people, not to the state

There has been half a dozen rulings which state the police have NO requirement to protect individuals only to keep order.

Also the law is drafted by rich men to protect their own interests. You are the henchmen of corrupt regimes.

Still feel you are helping people?

OP, if you were to estimate, how many women have you slept with because you are a police officer?

How often do you go from "I'll give this guy a warning" to "I'm giving this shit the most expensive ticket I can" depending on how rude/obnoxious he/she is? and vice verse

do you arrest or ticket people for other drugs?

>>396204917
I don't have an opinion on it. I'm borderline libertarian so I'd say do what you want, but people tend to get all pissy about free guns here (this is the most conservative area of California).

>>396204927
No.

>>396204923
Yes.

>>396204997
I've seen some ass-ugly transvestites try to flirt with me.

>>396204950
No - we do random drug testing and I don't personally like it.

>>396205087
It is off and on. Since this is a small town things fluctuate wildly - there isn't a steady stream of idiots to deal with, it sort of spikes randomly. Plus, I really don't mind paperwork, but it is at least 50% of the job.

>>396205059
No.

Most life-threatening situation you've encountered while on the clock?

Fuck the Police! Message in a Bottle sucks ass.

>>396204312
mfw being a cop in socal must be alot like being a cop in mexico. do you speak Spanish op?

Is it true you guys won't do speeding tickets for anything less than 80 on the freeway? My experience has held this to be true. Is it like an unofficial rule?

I try to be a responsible speeder.

Firefag here.. in a town of about 25k. Why do you cops always park your cop car in the fuckin way! We refer to cops as hydrant markers for this reason. Anyways im glad to see some /b/ros are cops!

Dear Cop:

You are fucking badass for not arresting people for marijuana. If I was a faggot I would kiss you.

No seriously though, that is awesome of you, have you heard of LEAP? Law Enforcement Against Prohibition?

If not, check it out friend.

Anyway, thank you for not being a dickhead cop. I love you. Why can't all cops be like you? We need cops to get rid of the Jeffery Dahmers in the world, not people to give a hard time for people smoking weed.

~Anon

>I took this job as a service to people

>>396205149
Nothing.

>>396205137
No.

>>396205194
I haven't lied, but no sense in pointing that out, because if I did lie, I would lie about it!

>>396205254
From the government, yes, from parents, no.

>>396205284
In most states you are required to provide basic identification (varies from state to state, usually at least your full legal name) but beyond that, yes, shut the fuck up, please.

Have your jimmies been rustled?

>>396205365
part of keeping order is arresting physically violent individuals
see: assault tard.

the police are a tool to be used if your smart and a terror if your dumb like everything else.

My opinion has always been that cops are 50/50 in the cool/asshole department.

Would you say that holds true in your case Op?
ie. your co-workers

have people ever offered you bribes?

I'mma work for the LAPD

OMG OP... WE LOVE YOU.

You are a model cop... Everyone should inspire to be like you. :D
I think the people who should be pulled over are the ones who have either stolen or driving dangerously...

EG: The faggots who are weaving from one lane to another to get 1 car ahead. By the time they've weaved to the right lane, to pass someone and weave back and keep weaving in and out... We finally get to the red light and he's 2 cars ahead. These people are the ones that cause the accidents. They weave through 3 lanes of traffic and move all the way back to the fast lane just to get 1 car ahead.

Shits' crazy... Love you OP

Also, How would you like me playing BAD BOYS BAD BOYS WHATCHA GONNA DO if I get pulled over?

Would you run away if I started talking like a mormon. Now that I have your attention I would like to spend a moment talking to you about jesus blah blah blah.

lol

>>396206014
does op have dyslexia?

whats the procedure for an underage drinking call? dont want to get friends busted.

If i were a cop I would take down drug dealers and smoke their weed, and take all their cash and go buy fun stuff with it. I would obviously let them go with a warning, but it would be the toll each time I caught them. I would also take bribes from people (not everyone, depends on the situation). I seriously considered becoming a cop just so i could indulge in such practices while driving around and eating donuts... I could also beat niggers. many of the cops in my hometown do (I used to work in a mafia bank of NY as the waitstaff, it was technically a diner, but also mafia bank and I saw all the cops having a grand old time with the corruption.) My question to you is do you engage in that behavior? Do any of your fellow officers engage in that behavior? Why or why not? Do they ever beat niggers? I can't possibly see why one would want to become a cop if you did not engage in all of those things.

why do you motherfuckers insist on trying to arrest me when i have my glock 23 loaded and concealed and when you fucks pull up to my window i tell you i have a gun and step out of my car with out hesitation and let you search and you still want to arrest me.
i live in texas
and no i don't have a chgl

Do you play wow on thr job, Chad?

Our local police force went union a few years back but now they regret the decision. Were you in a union? Advantages /disadvantages between a non-union/union force?

George Zimmerman. Do you think:

A) We need more involved citizens like this, or

B) He should leave the cop duties to the professionals?

>>396206395
working 4chan is hard.

/b/tards have no morals, OP is a /b/tard.

pretty sure you need morals to be a police officer. I don't know why but it seems weird having a cop in here.

>>396206546
not a cop, but just because they cuff your ass doesn't mean their arresting you. it's just for safety

In November I was pulled over for slightly speeding. Had a couple beers several hours before, blew a .03. Minor consumption, and the cop said I'd soon receive information about a court date by mail.
7 months later, nothing at all. I called the county AND city clerk, and they have nothing on my name yet.
Was this just a scare tactic? Did the guy forget to put my paperwork through? Is he being nice and letting me off?
What is happening.

wuuut??

Want to come and try to evict me from my house?

>>396206014
>Are you a nigger, OP?
>Nothing.

>What do you do when you see CP on /b/?
>No.

MFW

Are you the fag who gave me a ticket a couple weeks ago for looking at the map on my phone?

>>396204312
I remember you nigger. How's it been?

>>396206842
you got a ticket for using your phones navigation? aw man thats fucked up. i use mine all the time. guess i should be careful

do you like the attention you get form being a cop? you must because you made this thread.

How do you feel about us graff writers?

>>396205365
A job is a job. If you want to change things, talk to the head honchos. Most of what I do is deal with domestics and drunken idiots, since I've got swing shift - we don't do any huge shit here. In fact, I don't even remember the last time we had a major drug bust.

>>396205369
0, I have a paramedic boyfriend.

>>396205490
I avoid tickets like the plague (the court is a long drive away) but I always hand them out to assholes. Not "I'm not saying anything, sorry" assholes - more like "fuck the police hurrr hurrr fuck you pig! corrupt system bullshit durp de hurp"

>>396205556
In most cases I'm obligated to unless it's small quantities or you're a nigger, but around here the #1 drug is marijuana.

>>396205636
Shot at by a nigger with a .22, he missed, I hit him in the gut and the arm. I wasn't scarred in the slightest. 2 weeks off, really.

>>396205726
I understand it and speak at high school spanish level, along with the training we got on basic shit involving police work (i.e. "you are under arrest", "hands on your head", etc.)

>>396204312
>California
No wonder you don't do speed traps or arrest for possession. You probably cant. Your state laws restrict what cops can and cant do to such an extent, if you even look at a criminal wrong, you'll get sued and fired and hippies will say its a fascist police state.

i hope you get shot in the face

PIG

> cop
> I do not need the money anymore
Are you Charlie Crews?

Stop mixing up the responses you fucking retard.
Also, do you ever have any problems with fraudulent coupons. If so, have you ever arrested anybody for it?

Have you arrested in hot girls that offered you sexual favors?

Console or pc gaming, if any.

also inb4 edgy faggot teenagers who have turned /b/ to shit the past 2 years try to insult OP despite him being a cool dude.

>>396207048
you need to go the fuck back to mexico and deface some some buildings there you loser. you make la look a bigger pile of shit than it is.

>>396207067
are you gay or are you a female?

I need to see your tits just curious.

>>396207067

TITS OR GTFO

I remember your last thread op. Big up.

What's your policy when you see a small time dealer? teenager selling eighth sacks and such.

How often do you do real, in the field, exciting crime fighting and how often do you catch big criminals in sting operations?


If it were more about curbing violence and protecting order than people calling you for weird reasons and arresting people causing nonviolent disturbances, then I might consider becoming one. I am thinking about becoming an FBI agent, though not a CIA agent because I don't think I'd agree with their agenda.


What job do you think (besides being a soldier) has the most in-field crimefighting?

>>396207067
so your gay or female and you dont hate on nigg ers but you must arrest them for marjuana where you would let other races go?

>>396206961
YEAH FUCKING GAY RIGHT! havnt got the ticket in the mail yet... so idk how much it is going to cost

the cop in op's picture is a canadian OPP officer ive smoked weed infront of them on 4 20 and they didnt do anything it was awesome the game

I'm the state of Cali.

My dad is dating this woman who I know is a tweaker. I often smell burnt plastic which as I recall is what meth smells like when burnt.

She's not legally there, and I'm also partial owner of the house. What steps should I take to get her the fuck out?

(Seriously, she hits the pipe and sands cabinets in the garage for hours)

Gay, faggot liberal cop who doesn't do his fucking job.

Jesus, no wonder god hates america now.

>>396204312
Reasons why your not a cop.
1. You do not 'decide' to set up speed traps. Your staff sergeant will order you to.
2. You do not 'serve' the public, you are a force.
3. Cops do not come to /b/.

Source - My dads a divisional sergeant, my grandfather was a divisional staff sergeant and my brother was just hired as a police constable.

tl;dr - Ya'll niggers asking a neckbeard with a ego issue questions that he doesn't know snakes from dildos about.

>If any of you have real questions I have much more insightful answers (in 4th year University, 12 months away from being a constable on patrol)

Well, shit. OP left.

>>396207951
Well OP just got absolutely shafted, gentlemen.

>>396207951
then why is the motto protect and serve?
disinformation propaganda?

WILDOMARRRRRR

>>396207951
>>396207951
>constable
it's diffrerent in 'murica, britfag.

>>396205739
CHP's general rule is 10 over. We don't do any freeway enforcement; the fastest speed here is 55 on a few short roads. I typically never bother unless it's 25 over or you're driving recklessly (weaving around between traffic, less-than-a-foot tailgating, etc.)

>>396206252
Fortunately our department is pretty cool, since we've all grown up here. I'd say 80/20. Sheriffs, on the other hand, probably 50/50. CHP is difficult to judge because I don't know many of them.

>>396206284
Yes, it's illegal but I just decline and say I'd get in trouble if I accepted them.

>>396206348
Evangelists piss me off (sometimes they get upgraded to tickets) and I wouldn't recommend Bad Boys on other cops. Honestly, I just want to get it overwith and resume fucking about on my MDT.

>>396206395
Yes, but when you realize you've got 30+ more posts to read and you're falling behind, you don't proofread.

>>396206423
Check for drunk markers and PBT - if positive, call parents and have them taken home. If they're not available, take them in for the night. Underage drinking is rarely prosecutable.

>>396206546
Concealed requires a permit here, and open carry loaded is illegal. Either way, if you have a gun, you will be held and checked for officer safety. In some cases if you act like an idiot (which, given your attitude, is probably a common occurrence) you will be detained with handcuffs.

>>396207067
(i.e. "you are under arrest", "hands on your head", etc.)

words every illegalalientard is going to hear at some point in their lives. if i were a cop I would hang out at the dmv and welfare office and fuck with beaners just to scare away the crowds.

>>396208209

>>396204312

Thinks cops purpose is actually to serve the people. How naive and delusional. Cops are nothing more than the hired thugs of state.

Laws: We know what they are, and what they are worth! They are spider webs for the rich and mighty, steel chains for the poor and weak, fishing nets in the hands of the government.

>>396204312
Op are you the same guy that rammed a drunk drivers car to stop it?

>>396207951
>he doesn't know snakes from dildos about
>mfw
LOL

>>396208485
whatever, its your motto

What do you do when there are drunk underage kids (16-20)
Im from Norway and we are not that strict on alcohol. The age is 18 for up to 22% and 20 for up to 60%.
I have heard some pretty strange stories about strict alcohol laws in the US.

>>396208597
no, your over doing it

If you pulled someone over with just a permit for some arbitrary reason such as a tail light out and they were driving with friends (non full licensed), would you let them off with a warning?

Anyone making any reference in any way whatsoever connected to Trayvon, Zimmerman, Breivik or similar faggotry should be castrated with thermite and get a penectomy done by a blind drunk gorilla on crack with a dull rusty machete.
Do NOT bring up that cancerous faggotry here EVER again. EVER. I don't care if you're a stormfaggot, a leftyfaggot or a fucking wizard. Just DON'T DO IT. EVER.

>>396207951
Not OP, but I'm from southern CA, and I can at least verify the following:

1) Local police departments pretty much never run speed traps. That's the CHP's deal.

2) What the fuck are you even trying to say, shitwit.

3)Cops do indeed come to /b/, there's a New Jersey state trooper who posts every now and then, and my brother in law is CHP and is also a complete /b/tard, much to my sister's horror whenever I visit and we get talking.

OP have you seen this video?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njb6X-nmW2M, if so are you the "one good cop"?

BUMP!

Answer my question, dammit!

>>396208459
beaners work for 10 cents an hour. niggers don't work fuck with the niggers i like my grass mowed every Wednesday bitch and besides niggers pay for food with food stamps and drive Cadillac on 28s. leave my law mower alone

OP.

Isn't it true that police legally need a search warrant to search your car's trunk?

Do you ever ticket tailgaters? They are the absolute worst and I wish there were bigger penalties for them and i wish they were ticketed pretty much any time a cops sees it. I have been rear ended 2 times this year, I honestly think tailgating should be a huge moving violation and should be enforced

If I was giving my cat a blowjob and someone called the cops on me, that would you do when you arrived on the scene and i saw blowing my cat?

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

What happens if you get pulled over when you're off-duty for speeding?

Also, the guy who pulled you over knows you.

What happens?

Still ticketed or a master-cop-race-brofist let off with warning and smile

>>396208597
mfw you go to juarez and realize that well funded cops are what stand between you and being assraped by savages.

I once was pulled over for doing 60 in a 35. I have an 8th of mids, an 8th of hydro, and an 8th of opium on me. I told the officer that it was the first time I was ever pulled over (truth) and that my cars speedometer didn't work (truth). I was asked to get out of the car and asked if I had any drugs in the car. I politely stated that there were not any drugs in the car (lol they were in my pocket).

So the cop ends up searching my car and finds nothing. While he is doing that I spend the time chit-chatting with his partner, I even accidentally put my hands in my pockets but pull them out quickly.

I never get searched, was given a fix it ticket for the speedometer and was let go. I was probably 18 at the time and never got searched.

Do you think they felt bad for me or the other cop just assumed his partner searched me?

>>396207951
Huge black dick taking queer detected.

>constable on patrol
Faggot

op whats protocol for an immigrant ?

I was once pulled over for having fuzzy dice on my rear view mirror, after the cop took my license, he had me get out and handcuffed me on the ground, then proceeded to search my trunk and the rest of my car, WITHOUT asking for consent.
I was as polite as I could possibly be, never said anything that could be construed as rude or disrespectful. He found nothing, and when I asked for his badge number he dropped my id on the ground and drove off.
What the fuck? What could I possible do about this bullshit

>>396207951
in b4 this person realizes that 90% of 4chan is from America, not the britfag nation.

>>396209176
lol. i would happily cut my own grass not to have socal look like Tijuana north. you must be aware that it is illegal for california to refuse food stamps to mexican citizens? at least niggers are citizens.

>>396210328
>I was once pulled over for having fuzzy dice on my rear view mirror,
That's actually legitimate.
>after the cop took my license, he had me get out and handcuffed me on the ground
>then proceeded to search my trunk and the rest of my car, WITHOUT asking for consent.
That's illegal as hell.
>What could I possible do about this bullshit
Sue the department

>>396206551
No, I used to do these threads on duty though. Bypassing the firewall is simple since I'm good friends with the IT guy.

>>396206560
I can't really say union/non-union (identifying) but I don't really see the point of it, myself. Our town gives us the biggest budget around per cop, so salaries and benefits would be high regardless. Otherwise, perhaps, if you were in a department generally disliked by the public (LAPD, NYPD, etc.)

>>396206580
Too risky to have citizens do that kind of work, politically, but I don't really see a problem with it. It's not like we're special people that have the innate ability to do no wrongs. We're just people like everyone else.

>>396206730
If the court doesn't have any records on you, you may want to check with the department directly. If nothing, ignore it - he probably had to take a shit or something and didn't feel like writing up a report on you.

>>396206816
Sorry, goddamn, I hit two posts and mixed them up. Calm down.

>>396206864
Okay, more or less. Nothing exciting happening.

>>396207013
No, I am actually very anti-social. When we did those stupid "find out your perfect job" things in school, cop came almost dead last. But, it's a fun job, and I've always had an obsession with the equipment. I only do these threads out of boredom and because lots of people need advice on this sort of thing. The amount of stupidity when it comes to law enforcement is nauseating.

>>396207048
Fuck off, it's not your property. You don't see me starting huge gay orgies in the streets. Take your "urban art" and do it in your own backyard.

>>396208820
>>396209742