ITT: we reply to each other with something completely unrelatedI'll start.I really like it when it rains outside, it's raining here right now, I'm gonna go take a smoke at the window while watching it rain, does /b/ like the rain?
>>391380380No, I prefer it when it's sunny.>doingitright.jpg
>>391380879really? I find masturbation good for the soul
>>391380663I hear what you're saying but I just don't think the Holocaust happened on vast scale people make it out to have happened on. The evidence just doesn't add up, and frankly I'm not one to believe that it happened at all.
>>391380380But what if Zelda was a girl?
>>391380989I just think that the ideas presented in the Xunzi fully qualify as a religion, even if they don't include a belief in a god.
>>391381063Does bread really have that many carbs?
>>391380380OP, I do the same fucking thing. It's perfect when it's sunny AND raining, except the sun has just begun to set, and you take that first drag on that Marlboro SB 100
>>391381331>Implying niggers
>>391381331I need to take a shit really bad.
>>391381331Why does everything I stab leave me?
>>391381286I love toaster strudel
>>391380989Fuck you man, you have no right to say that about Tite Kubo, he's an amazing mangaka and you should see where you are in life before criticizing others!
>>391380989no, no man. Obama is what america needs
>>391381331I thought that the hunger games blew dick as well.
>>391381447COMPLETELY disagree. wincest IS better with spiderman in it.
>>391381524MOAR mfc!
>>391381331Wait, I was under the impression that he was gay...
>>391381063 I agree that 9/11 was Canada's falt
>>391381563Rabbits are really funny. When they get mad they stop their foot and grunt really loud.
>>391381583Have you tried white sauce pizza?
>>391381784No, I don't think Mitt Romney will win in 2012
>>391381784of course lamps can talk!
>>391381784Don't do this! You will spread the infection and makes things worse doing that.You need to go to the doctor and get some anti-biotics. Until then, keep the infected area dry and don't touch it. I hope this helps.
>>391381707Although you might have the impression that Elder is a cynical and heartless person, this is just a shell he had to develop to survive all that time, not an hero'ing.
>>391381784that's complete bullshit. I never said that.
>>391381784that makes my butt tingle
>>391381665Dont go in there. Itll take a crane to get you out.
>>391381784The excavation of the cave turned out to be a complete waste of time though
>>391382048It wasn't until he told her about the toast that she realized she was no longer in love.
>>391382048Fuck you asshole, you're not telling me what to do.
>>391382048and thats why we don't stick our penises in toaster ovens
You guys are all fucking retarded, ice cream doesn't have bones
>>391382148I'll have a cheeseburger with fries.
>>391382204I don't think Mitt Romney will win in 2012
>>391382204You'll get a much better flavour if you add a bit of coriander to the mix.
But who was phone?
>>391382048Allright, let's get some chinese food then, but only if you are paying...
>>391382048I think that the Chinese are going to like the taste of U.S beef too, man.
>>391382090I completely agree, the movie was way better then the book, it's rare but it does happen!
>>391382362Yes, I do masturbate with the lights on.
>>391382481>>391382436Lol.
>>391382414i was scrolling one day and toasted in an epic bread that was completely random! it was great
>>391382436lol u r faget
>>391382204
>>391381707orange orange all the way
>>391382568I suppose but I really can't think of a better one than that
>>391382485her extent of abusing drugs is a bit far-fetched though, don't you think?
>>391382436While that might be partially true, I believe that mitochondrial genome might play a role in this as well.
>>391382048no of course not. system 32 is a useless file, delete it you comp will run better
>>391382436Generally, I'll only get a black prostitute if she has properly permed her weave.
>>391381987I didn't want to have to be the one to say this, and I realize it's embarrassing, but...you need to shave your pussy, Marta Jo.
>>391382485 Yeah bro, that's when she said it was over
>>391382665Forgot the picture, god I'm an idiot!
>>391382853>implying The Beatles didn't make the most influential music of all time.
>>391382853Really?I always though brown was darker than black
>>391382568Nah, I don't like metal...
>>391382853I never went outside yesterday
You know what ffags? I love peanut butter. I smoosh that shit between my toes just because I can. Bitches love to lick that sweet nectar mixed in with my toejam. They tell me it's glorious and that it's so nice to like the feet of a real man. They go nuts, smearing that nutty goodness over my skin. George Washington Carver was a genius. They love lapping it off my balls. That sweet legume paste.
>>391382964>implying moot ISNT gay
>>391382729I've tried to consider this from you perspective, but you can simply never have too much wub in dub step...
>>391383062>implying you have a face
>>391382784look, you dumbfuck, radiometric results are ranges not point estimates. quick fucking acting like you can pinpoint an event to a specific year based on a single shitty date off of dispersed midden charcoal.
>>391382964>the 12th amendmentSee, that's where you are wrong.
>>391383006Yeah, like I would ever bake a potato for you.
>>391383094dont forget to put the nitroglycerin into it
>>391383167>implying bush ruined america
>>391382921Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>>391383094Haha that's true, my friend does that shit all the time. It's hilarious.
this is completely unrelated so it is also relevant so maybe I defeated the purpose but either way make some money u faggots it's easy and I've already made $10 and I've only been on here for a few days and have done next to nothing. just make sure you use a different IP for the fake accounts
>>391382853Fuck no, the last time I let you put that in my ass I shat blood for a century.
>>391383259lol faggot learn to play and stick your noob FMG9 up your ass
so then I sawed off his legs
>>391383337Would you mind moving the chair before I play skyrim?
>>391383337Dude don't even joke about that, tommy was in a coma for two weeks and ended up dying. You're a sick fuck and i hope you gag on 10 dicks
>>391383337And then I said, "Oatmeal? Are you crazy?!"
>>391383337trains.,=,e turtles
>>391383459fuck it all. ill be at that cardstand in 30 minutes
>>391383510Vaginaboob
>>391380380No.. I wont take pictures of my sister. and wtf is wincest?
>>391383316I thin so... twice maybe.. but it honestly hasn't happened enough for me to have an opinion... I just need your help on this one, be completely honest.
>>391383316>Implying China ISN'T trying to take over the world
>>391383615I actually prefer rainy days myself
>>391383546So then she ambushed me from the bushes and I hit her with my cello
>>391383569I can't think of a reply that won't a be reference to you know what, sorry.
>>391383770After that happened i was all like WHAT THE FUG :DDD
>>391383770Then she shit all over the walls.
>>391383012My grandma has cancer too.
>>391383958>>391383958I like shit on the walls.
>>391383958dude, just buy a generic one. they're just as good
>>391383701OP is a faggot
>>391383862Yeah, this theme is persistent in all his songs, save for Ghosts album maybe. I don't know what he had in mind when improvising though.
>>391384191Take this shit to /soc/.
>>391384191I didnt particually like it, i found it a bit depressing but the anology at the end was ok i supose. Where can i buy this?
>>391383958Jesus hates gays
>>391380380Once again Op is a fag... I'll be willing to fuck that cardstand and take a shit on the pavement if someone pays for my journey
>>391384264I wonder how it would feel like. Am I gay?
>>391384371But he paid for the journey last week am i right? i loaned him the money for it
>>391384060I'll be there in 30 minutes.
>>391384371No i wont buy your oranges
>>391384135lol, this new drug called "snus" is a scam...
>>391384343What's the point though when you can't buy cocaine with hula hoops?
>>391383958i am swimming in a pool of chocolate syrupdrinkingslurpingno one can eat as much as mei am the fatness that rules your mindmelted ice cream stream down my wristsi wish only to taste the sweet sweet cupcakesthe cookies i have eaten for theegushingno muffins for the hungry(chomp)endless CANDY
>>391384371Ice is a really good way to take out gum stains. First you freeze the gum, then scrape it with a knife
>>391384606I need to go and get some kitchen roll.
>>391384135I hate it when falling in love with a girl you've known for 12 years (18 here), just doesn't give 2 shits about you anymore. And all you do is just fucking sit here, and fucking brows /b/, while i fucking listen to Marvins room by drake, thinking about that new guy she found that's a fucking faggot anyway. Reminiscing about the good times, how she said she loved me, and how i loved her, and how I'll never fucking forget her, and how it's been over a year now since I've seen her. How I melted when she held my hand, how my heart skipped a beat when I kissed her, how crushed I was when she said "I was just drunk" how hurt it felt when she'll never remember me again. How I mean nothing to her now. And how happy she probably is with her new boyfriend. How I'll never find a girl I'll love that much, and how I'll never find a friend or person I've connected this much this. beat that you fucking faggots.
>>391384606what does that have to do with eggs for breakfast?
>>391380380nigger dicks cum in my asshole penis vagina crap filled vagina piss out my ass shit out my dick nigger nigger nigger
>>391384343
>>391385238This woman is fucking gorgeous. sauce?
>>391385014And that scene, I couldn't believe this shit when I read it. She calls that an obsession and the room a shrine, but this is fucking ridiculous, everyone would do the same given the circumstances.
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>>391380380i think that OP's rules dont change anything in /b
>>391383809I know, I got eargasm hearing Karliah talk, I even spend one hour hearing the same thing over and over again, but sadly bethesda trolled by not letting dovakhiin marry Karliah, so I decided to draw her under my imagination, the hottest cutest dunmer/dark elf in the whole tamriel, and masturbated, but ofcourse I shoot on the tissue so I can reuse the drawings, you know, fap material, I also complied her voice, using a software, and I was able to make her say ANYTHING! I had a good fap experience
>>391385516Aww, this is so cute.
>>391385516roses are redmeh, too sleepy, bye
>>391385327I agree that grills are better than stove tops
>>391385005thats actually fucking happening to me god dammit sorry to fuck up the game! but fuck this!
>>391385753But I was told that using axe as zippo fuel voids the lifetime warranty. Is this true?
>>391385697check the exif, you fucking newfag
>>391385756She meant everything for me anon. Fucking everything.
>>391385484did someone say flava flav?
>>391385756BULLSHIT! BALLOONS ARE AWESOME!
>>391386007same fucking thing here!
>>391386307She broke me man. It will take forever for me to rebuilt.
>>391386597won't work, l2chemistry faggot
>>391386307If you ad 7 with 6, you're getting 13. No doubt bro
>>391386307
>>391386714Really? But they said Green Goblin wasn't in the reboot. It was just Peter developing his powers through highschool. Unless it's like a cameo or something.
>>391386968but what if im a toaster strudel
>>391386095Idiot, boost agility to at least 9, or else you're screwed in mariposa.
>>3913865the difference here is that it was my fault i broke up with her then she started saying shit like to take her back and i tried to get her back then she changed her mind and i just barely live knowing it was my fault i thought shed be happy with out me thats why i did it but i cant stand it
>>391387157What the fuck am I even looking at?
>>391387423Ya know, ya could be more respectful an' all.>pic related
The world will implode if you use that blender.
>>391387690Well what if i were green instead?
>>391387690don't you think i know that the spoon is in the garage? maybe next time your fleece won't smell of night sky
>>391387690But I like to put toothpaste on my nipples.
what a nice dog.
im out of here
>>391387976In that case please feed the carrots and water the television.
>>391387976My anus feels like smooth silk..smooth smooth silkmmmmCapcha silk eastook
>>391388259>2012>still using a Maclol'd
I anything can't do right since because pickles.
>>391388878Ponies are wonderful, too.
>>391388573i would love an ant infested prolapse with spoon cookies, but im not allergic to crocodiles, so i dont see how that would work out.
>>391389003nonononono I need a warlock to help me not another goddamn mage dps' are too squishy anyway
>>391389145i really hope the lakers do bench kobe..
>>391389381>>391389381You seem to be missing the point. If I rape my sister then the lobster king will be reborn
>>391389381But what if the midgets try to kill Russia and become fork?
>>391389576Dude shut up a rat could totally kill a scorpion!
>>391389145lol, i didnt know you went to bible camp with your chickens. It must have been a great experience with the electric needles and stuff, how would you like to catch up and trade some protons with our toenails?
>>391389758My penis is bigger
>>391389758that amount of dicks in your mouth can't be good for you
>>391389758i don't think a toaster could do that.
