>>384414919

I would pull out my phone and pretend I had a call and leave that building immediately

inb4 I would hit on all the girls

I'd wave awkwardly, mumble "hi" and then spaghetti will fall out of my pockets.

I'm fucking zyyzz brah

>>384415379

realistically, id shit my pants. and then shit some more. then vomit at the realization that i shit my pants in front of them. then continue in a shit-vomit cycle until i died.

>>384414919

"well hello ladies..."

"it ain't going to suck itself now is it, the girl with the red hair your up first. form a neat orderly line and prepare to be FACE FUCKED"

I'd wool da woof out of the boogaloo du wootout.

grab a chair and start eating

I'd say "hi" and go over and join them, while flirting loads and using my natural charisma and charm to get them to like me for future sexual activities.

Pretend I didn't think they were all silently judging me. Go to the fridge and grab a drink, walk back to my room, masturbate to porn. Then maybe play a videogame.

"Ladies"
and i would grab a seat somewhere and eat some of that delicious food.
Then i wouldn't say anything for fear of revealing the fact that i'm a loser and that while i could hold polite conversation with any of those girls, i would never be able to make them like me, sexually, romantically, or otherwise

sup

>take a seat and proceed to dinner

look at each girl individually and then look the girl on the right ded in the eyes and say hey girls and wink at her

> Hey ladies! What's with the get up?
> [know it's gonna suck]
I've been to an event like that. It looks nice, but it's not. For two reasons:
A) They actively judge each other, and they know it, making it impossible for you to hit on them
B) All they talk about is shit no straight man gives a rat's ass about.

Say "Hey" and continue going about my business.

>>384414919
That room would sound like a Turkey farm near Thanksgiving.

I will probably take all the spaghetti out of my pocket while crying

I get a harden due to overwhelming smell of pussy.

Close the lights and get the duck tape
>implying you'd do anything else.

>>384414919
"HAREM, TO ME!"
And my non-threatening gayness would lead them all to me.

>>384416284

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BITCHES IN MY HOUSE

>>384416276
You stole that line from the previous thread.
For shame trying to pawn it off as your own!

>>384416330
>close the lights

I would mumble about my shirt is in the microwave, go into the bathroom, masturbate furiously then crawl out the window, go home and play video games.

my body is ready

My dick is ready!

easy. hit on one of them - make the rest jealous - insta-you-get-to-choose-which-one-you-want-to-fuck - make the choice - hit on her - get number

"Show of hands, who wants to come check out my Gundam Model collection?"

One long BJ for the rest of the night. Guaranteed.

I would probably smile awkwardly, say hi, ask my mom why she also didn't bring the rest of sweden while she was at it, everybody laughs, awkward moment gone, i am now free to do whatever i want

niggas please

Do a few jumping jacks, squats, go put on some pants. Then I can eat.

Ask where I should sit.

I would after eat of they was to be pretty also polyureteen

>>384416534
>duck

whip it out and say "ladies, speak into the bone phone"

>>384414919
"Excuse me"
walk into the closet, scream at the top of my lungs and then come out and be all like "Sorry about that, now which one of you wants to suck my dick?"

>>384416815
duck tape is a brand of duct tape

ITT everyones lying except for a few

I'd fucking leave. I don't associate with nubs.

cock push-ups

Good evening.. ladies.. ;)

Wait, OP, I forgot to say I use black magic to seduce all who I choose which has given me infinite confidence. I would just use my black magic to seduce each and every one of those cum dumpsters. And then I would use more black magic to create an endless stream of semen as I orgasm, ejaculating like a garden hose progressively resembling more a fire hydrant, and moving on to become something like the Amazon River, drenching each and every one of those sluts in my cum. When they are all drenched I will proceed to aim my cum cannon at the ceiling for an area of effect attack upon the harlots, causing it to rain cum (careful that the weight of the cum and the intensity of the pressure propelling it from my penis does not upset the delicate balance of the roof causing it to break) and fill up the room, so that each and every whore swims and eventually drowns in my cum. My black magic allows me to breath under-cum so I am saved, ready to do this again to the next batch of jail bait I run into.

1) Single-pass wave with a slightly goofy smile to make sure they know I don't take myself too seriously.

2) Ask a couple simple questions about the situation at hand.

3) Smile and look interested at the responses while making good eye contact.

4) Ask what's going on after dinner.

5) If nothing too interesting, mention I was planning to go out for some drinks with some friends in about 30 minutes if anybody was interested in joining.

6) If no immediate takers, let them think about it, then pass back through again after the group has begun to break up while on my way out.

7) If no takers, fuck 'em. The world is full of bitches.

Peace brah

> Nod head and mumble "hi"
> Grab Strawberry Crush
> Drink it in front of them
> Grab other snack
> Go upstairs
> Put on pants

'Holy shit am I dead?'

>>384417521

you sound like a boring fuck

I would poop myself and start rubbing it in to the windows with my shirt to drag attention away from my man skirt

I cant stop staring at them.

In reality I would probably say "Hello everyone" and pick one girl out of the bunch to make eye contact with after scanning the group during my introduction. This girl that I make eye contact with will know that I was looking at her directly. Later I would approach her and ask to know her name/ flirt and junk.

You cant have them all, so pick one that seems interesting.

Fart really loud, and befriend the few that don't react with something other than laughter.

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear one fart through a walkie talkie.

I would cum and start farting.

>be black
> look around
>white bitches
> shit
>get instaboner
>boner starts to nibble at my jeans
>sweating
>would you like a seat anon?
>I roar
>take a seat
>Would you like some spaghettit anon?
>Boner chews through pants
>shitshitshit
>I smash my face into the spaghetti
>girl screams and runs
>boner catches her with its mouth
>Eats her her pussy
>Starts wildy swinging with spaghetti in its mouth
>Mfw monster cock
>

>Simply say "Sup sluts; I'll be in my bedroom if you want to say hi. It's the door on the right at the top of the stairs"
>Alpha as fuck
>They all come through my door
>Everybody on the floor
>Do the dionsaur

Bust a move.........

>wave shyly
>find reason to leave
>be home an vigorously fap to what I could have done

>>384418006
Mfw I was being serious.

>>384418312
nope.jpg

i would jump through the nearest window

>>384418149
haven't lol'd that hard in a while. Thanks anon, my grandpa just died and I needed that.

I would broadly smile and ask "hi, what is going on here?"
then I'd try to become the center of attention, have some fun and enjoy the meal.

>>384417854
>>384417854
>>384417854
>>384417854
>>384417854

Yeah? Well i get pussy. Nice, clean pussy. Not used up drug-addicted whores.

And I don't shit on myself or hide when confronted with an attractive woman like the rest of these faggots.

Obviously I whip out my massive nigger cock and invite all challengers

>>384418883
he isn't coming back you dumb fuck.

I would run the fuck away.... and fast....

open fire.

>ask if I'm in a beer commercial

>>384418993
umadbro?

i'd pull out a gun and shoot them all. then i'd rape their corpses.

>>384419173

>>384419281
>implying

Get butt naked

"What's up, bitches?"

Leave.

Smile and say hello while looping my thumbs in my pockets and both fingers pointing to my 8" cock. I would scan each face to see which ones smile, snear, or stare into space like a tard. The smiley ones will be asked if they want to sample my private reserve of some fancy champogney, vinage 1969. If turned down, shrug, and ask the next one, I'm not picky, one will do it. Then when they get tipys, rip off pants, force them up a wall and fuck them brutally while hopfully some of the other girls see and hear. Bonus points for skirts, extra credit no panties, double time for double, triple ladies.

True story. Thats how you get laid boys, its easy if your cock isnt 5.5" or something small like that.

First of all I'd ask wtf was going on.

hide my erection

>>384414919

>get super wide eyed
>start to shake
>vomit
>probably cry
>faint

>implying i wouldn't have looked out when they pulled up and avoided making contact with them

"Mother, I thought you were done working the streets!"

I'd fuck 19 girls it looks like, more than that if there are some out of the shot.

thanksgiving meal pound town

>>384414919
>Uhhh, hey.
>Remain in awkward science until spoken to
>Try to find common topics
>Get drunk

What would I say? "Good evening, ladies. Anybody else have a raging boner? You do? Leave the room, please."

>"Whys the whole family here?"
>"Game night of course!"
>Playing games
>Twister
>Jizz in pants
>Cry self to sleep

>mumble hi shyly
>Turn 360 degrees and walk away

Take my guitar out of the bag, start playing and then: "Hello me, meet the real me".

Or say hi, seat, talk with the girls of "strange things" like A. Crowley, things of the internet, videogames, rock music, jazz, blues... and if one of them can talk about that without feeling weird or scared, then i'd ask for her phone, facebook, etc., meet her and well, if i have the chance... you know what i mean ;)

Well, that's what i'd do now that i recover myself and i'm "No more mr. nice guy" hehehehe

>>384414919
>fall in love with the girl at the front

"Mother, you expanded the kitchen staff!"

>"Who is the youngest"
>"You come with me"

I would probably awkwardly say "Hey everyone", then I would go into the kitchen take 3-4 shots of vodka grab a beer and walk to a seat and start eating. Let the alcohol take over and hopefully end the night with sex

>>384420808

you mean 180 degrees

point to the hottest girl in the room and say "the line starts with her"

>>384420879

Say hello then carry on with my business, fuck trying to flirt with anyone when your mum is there, I couldn't do that (although that red head is DAMN fine so I might cum and start farting if I saw her IRL)

Obvious

Quality over quantity: Eliminate a few as follows:

Anyone fu­c­ked a ni­g­g­er, get up from the table and leave now.

Any left, show of hands 4 virgins. If enough, all others must go.

Remainer allowed to stay 4 dinner and become my personal harem.

(Hey, OP gave me an imaginay starting point, I'm just following through with his thread of thought!)

>>384421005
1/10

>implying im black and wouldn't have to say anything to them.

i'd ask why bitches always feel the need to congregate in such huge numbers.

>>384420235

>Remain in awkward science until spoken to
>Remain in awkward science
>awkward science
>science

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFyQtTnJzHU

Exactly this.

OH SHIT IS THAT MEATLOAF?! I LOVE MEATLOAF

>mfw those girls
Do you live in New York OP?

>>384421825
I'm usually good with catching my own typos.
Didn't see that one.

>>384416610
the only alpha here

scream "WHERE THE FUCK AM I MEANT TO SIT YOU STUPID WHORE" and then hit my mother in the face screaming till i get pulled and stab the other girls with a fork.

>>384420853
rolfol...rofol..roflololololololololololololololol

(IT'S A FUCKING LOLLERCOPTER DICK-WHISTLES)

>>384422480
nope

I'd say if anyone wants to join they are more then welcome. I would then proceed to whip it out and start jerking it ferociously while heavily moaning.

>>384414919
that feel when I'm sure I've been in that room before... Is it in San Francisco?

say hi

>look around
>shout, "this is the greatest day ever !"
>look around again for smug bitch who thinks, "ya ,he aint getting any of my goods"
>walk towards her
>steal her food
>run off

I'd say hi and ask what they're doing and why they're here.

Being a heavily armed career criminal with tendencies to rape and murder, I sure am glad I picked this house to break into today!

>>384421495

>mfw when the grammar in the picture is terrible.

Also I'd just say, "Well...hello there" Smile broadly, then attempt to take a seat without fucking up.

>Wonders why 20 girls are there.

>>384421623

You've been ignored long enough.

Fuck you nigger.

Oh holy shit goddamnit mom why would she do that

I can't imagine a situation where this would be required, well It could be relatives or something I assume. I'd wave and say: "Hello"
Then have a seat or something

>>384422901
Win

>ctrl+f spaghetti
>5 results
>only 5?

>Brain fires at birrion mph
>Figure 100000 scenarios in my head
>After 0.05 seconds, lift one eyebrow a bit and smirk a tad.
>Act nonchalant, smile a bit wider and say "Hey, nice to meet you all, you having a good time?"
>Join them
>Drink 4 bottles of wine
>Cry under the table

say hi then wait to see what they want. if its nothing important then go about my business

>realize you entered the wrong house?

>>384423707
>implying niggers know how to use grammar correctly
>implying I made the picture
>implying
>implying
>implying implying

Hi this is my home,tits or gtfo?

They would probably all suck my cock because I train at an MMA gym. But that's beside the point.

Seriously?

I'm at a loss for words with so many pretty ladies in one place.

I would just say one of them has to get up so I can sit down, probably ask what was up, eat dinner, get a few numbers, take one to my room, you know basic shit bro.

"hmm. how is everyone tonight?"

>"Hey."
>Eat dinner and hit on the red head.
>Have conversations with the other chicks
>Skyrim

rape

judging from the fact they have similar looking faces...

incest orgy and i don't care

>implying there are girls on the internet

I'd say: Hello ladies, I'd come up with a more creative introduction but I am secretly shitting myself so please make room so I can sit in the middle awkwardly and be self conscious

>>384418149
>>384418149
>>384418149

>boner starts to nibble at my jeans
>starts to nibble
>nibble
>NIBBLE

mfw

>>384414919
Jizz in pants

>"Pah. 3D girls? No Thanks."

>>384414919

<=====

What will you do the fag asks? What are you afraid of pussy? YOU LOOK AT THE UNDEVELOPED STATE OF THE ROOM. How it could always be better. You don't look things as they are, you look at it as how it could be. YOU LOOK AT HOW MUCH OF THE RICHNESS THESE BROADS ARE HOLDING BACK IN ORDER TO BECOME MOAR GOD LIKE. : ) Trust me-- once you get a picture of the molecules and seek to improve them, YOU WILL COME OUT a MAN IN THE SITUATION. IF YOUR EYES FOCUS ON WHAT THEY ( the broads) ARE NOW, YOUR DICK WILL PISS A LITTLE AND SO AS YOUR ARMPITS. : )

I'd invite the redhead to come up to my room to play yugioh cards.

I dont care if she turned out to be like a distant cousin or something Im going to fucking duel her.

It's weird: I have no problem being in a large group of girls. I one time even gave a mini acceptance speech when I went to a sorority house in order to practice for an event which both the sorority and my fraternity were partnered for. I was the only guy there for almost 20 minutes because most of my brothers were really fucked up from a long weekend of hard drinking, so only a few showed up. Since I was the only guy there, they gave me some nice glass they decorated and I gave a small speech thanking them for such a momentous award and got a small standing ovation. I just talked with them for 20 minutes afterwards and was completely fine with it.

Finally after the event we have a mixer where they're pretty much begging to be fucked and I can't bring myself to talk to them. Fuck me anon...just fuck me.

But back on topic I'd be pretty okay with this.

>>384425710
you're retarded

>>384423948
>>384423948
>>384423948
>>384423948

Fucking lol'd hard man. But seriously, that bitch signed me up for the bachelor without telling me? Fuck that shit.

turn around, pull down my pants, spread my asshole and leave.

> mfw talking to my mom

sup bitches owutmyhugecock? lol i didn't even notice you you and you let's fuck

Turn around and walk away.

Then get in my car and drive away as quickly as fucking possible.

Holy fucking shit, that's scary.

depends, am i still married or single. married i get some food, sit down and eat
single, i sit down and talk. maybe get some food

>>384416610
....Shit that's good.

>Walk down stairs
>Look around
>See all of these fine bitches
>Insta boner
>Cant make eye contact with anyone
>Mumble out hello
>Boner starts to hit my zipper
>Zipper is losing the good fight
> Sit down and notice all eyes are on me
>I ask somebody to pass the gravy
>Hands are extremely shaky
>I Spill it all over my pants
>The girl sitting next to me starts to rub it out like a mofo
>feelsgreat.jpeg
>My hot spicy man hood finally wins the battle with the zipper
>the zipper teeth rips up my shaft
>Blood and seamen waterfall
>Girl continues to rub my cock even though she is covered in the mixture
>Room starts to fill up
>All the women start to drown
>After my cock finishes erupting and all the women die i continue to eat my dinner
>After i am satisfied i take all of the corpses and violently masturbate on all of them

1)walk into room jump back five feet
2)reply what goin here
3)Sit n much done just cuz im so baked

smile, introduce myself, and join them for food, drinks, and what looks like some very enjoyable socializing.

Say hi and make some excuse about something I have to do. Works every time.

>>384415452
kwokmaster detected

i pull out a joint and ask who wants and then tell them it was heroin :D

>>384428039
>Virgin, power fuck

>>384428039
i saved this

>Hearing many voices in dining room
>Go to walk in
>Mother says, "say hi"
>House-full of hotties
>Grim silence...
>"...Hi"
>everybodysgettingraped.jpg

>>384426553

WIN

Moonwalk...do the backspin while punching myself in the face and screaming "free Iran"

>TURN BRIGHT FUCKING RED
>I AM A TOMATO
>REALIZE I AM ON THE TABLE
>I AM TOMATO SAUCE
>spaghetti night

Say hi, get what I was going to get, run back in room.

''
you're retarded''

WHAT? ARE YOU MAD? Go train that faggody mind of yours you weak ass peasant. LOL And study too. LITTLE IGNORANT SUBHUMAN COWARD. INFERIOR FUCK.

If you meant it in the good way, your depressed cause if even worse than your average 24k a year BRAINWASHED lemming , mass thinker , regular nobody. Liberal fag.

>>384431139
wat

>>384414919
"what the fuck."

>>384431267

Somebody forgot to take their pills eh anon?

>>384431139
I lol'd at your raggotry.

>>384431139
all my wut

OP DOESN'T LIKE LIKE TO BE CALLED A FAG IN HIS OWN THREAD. LMAOOOO. THEN WATCH YOUR VOCABULARY WHEN YOU TALK TO ME. HAHAHAHAHA CROSSEYED pigeon TOED FAG. you crying?

nod and wave, take seat.

ALLAHUACKBAR

and then you know...the switch....

Drop pants
Fap furiously
Spray cum like a boss

Take off my shirt and have all them bitches on me.

>God tier Alpha reporting in

>>384432207

Thou art angry.

Make a Whiskey Sour.
Sit in a seat and eat some food.
Ignore the women unless contact is made by one of them first, and then only address that one.
End of the night I'll be like a catnip ball in that room full of pussy.

>>384432789
thou samefaging

Probably take a seat next to my mom, when it's activity time, wander nearby until they do something intredasting, then maybe ask to join in.
yep

>confidently smile back
>say hi
>go back to my room
>play videogames

Smile, wave, and say "hello ladies".

>>384432982

No shit sherlock. What gave it away?