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Anonymous (ID: Y698b/yQ) 02/25/12(Sat)09:47:10 No.383380390

Which one are you /b/?

>>	Anonymous (ID: V9n1HRCS) 02/25/12(Sat)09:50:37 No.383380684 bump

>>	Anonymous (ID: 3/wLiDYO) 02/25/12(Sat)09:52:13 No.383380826 i pull off a great 'phoney' at times, i don't mind talking about sex so i don't think my beta non-virgin friends suspect it +i'm a loudmouth asshole

>>	Anonymous (ID: cUtnTi0T) 02/25/12(Sat)09:52:44 No.383380883 I'm 20 and not a virgin bump

>>	Anonymous (ID: w+N0knNx) 02/25/12(Sat)09:54:11 No.383381012 80% phoney 20% why me

>>	Anonymous (ID: lvp6p0lb) 02/25/12(Sat)09:54:43 No.383381054 WRYYYYYYYYY ME

>>	Anonymous (ID: ymQLnxGS) 02/25/12(Sat)09:55:12 No.383381094 Phoney. I've gotten so close that it wasn't even fucking funny.

>>	Anonymous (ID: nkzasjMW) 02/25/12(Sat)09:55:48 No.383381162 >mfw the creator of this image and the official virgin meter is probably a virgin.

>>	Anonymous (ID: cEIbelE2) 02/25/12(Sat)09:56:52 No.383381248 File: 1330181812.jpg-(153 KB, 1600x1200, 1330157791798.jpg) I'm the Mandrake. I confuse and lure girls into the traps I set, and fuck them, verily. Doing this since I was 17.

>>	Anonymous (ID: lvp6p0lb) 02/25/12(Sat)09:57:06 No.383381276 >>383381162 It HAS to come with experience.

>>	Anonymous (ID: b3L1e6lP) 02/25/12(Sat)09:57:52 No.383381339 Holy fuck! Second one, thats me. Sad, SAD! ... Fuck!

>>	Anonymous (ID: ENp/wyVC) 02/25/12(Sat)09:58:19 No.383381370 >>383380390 70% Why Me? 30% Phoney

>>	Anonymous (ID: ToVTR3S4) 02/25/12(Sat)09:58:35 No.383381396 70% phoney 15% mommies issues 10% wry me 5% denialist

>>	Anonymous (ID: +DcZrZlZ) 02/25/12(Sat)09:58:58 No.383381435 >>383380390 denialist and mommy issues.actually thought about being an aromantic asexual.also think that women try to manipulate men becoming the "why me".well that's really pathetic, i've been there quite a time ago

>>	Anonymous (ID: OdkcymdZ) 02/25/12(Sat)09:59:23 No.383381476 Why Me

>>	Anonymous (ID: 3Hg77YNP) 02/25/12(Sat)09:59:41 No.383381505 Neither. Lost my virginity at 15 or 16 I don't even know when it was It was in august on a sunday though

>>	Anonymous (ID: u0wy0Flm) 02/25/12(Sat)10:00:14 No.383381546 im the one that waits till marriage to have sex

>>	Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 02/25/12(Sat)10:00:22 No.383381554 mixture of denialist, why me and mommy issues

>>	Anonymous (ID: 2xRK8XXw) 02/25/12(Sat)10:02:31 No.383381757 Why me, except I'm more apathetic than mopey I guess.

>>	Anonymous (ID: UUjAAKaV) 02/25/12(Sat)10:02:59 No.383381791 File: 1330182179.jpg-(53 KB, 448x594, 1314883508014.jpg) >>383380390 I'm all of the above apart from "mommy issues"

>>	Anonymous (ID: IG4/YZ77) 02/25/12(Sat)10:03:05 No.383381797 >>383381012 this

Anonymous (ID: foEou8jY) 02/25/12(Sat)10:03:22 No.383381824

Well, thankfully i'm no longer a virgin, but i did loose it quite late. Definitely a "Why Me" but with semi-legit reasons (social / physical / psychological self esteem issues due to being in and out of hospital for most of my teens with a chronic skin disorder).

>>	Anonymous (ID: erNoj1er) 02/25/12(Sat)10:04:01 No.383381868 90% Denialist (you can see by my flawless typing) 10% The Mommy Issues

>>	Anonymous (ID: cEIbelE2) 02/25/12(Sat)10:04:35 No.383381931 I'm the 'Searchin' far and wide' Living under an Islamic constitution, I have stripped off of my very fundamental rights of engaging into a sexual intercourse before I get married. I'm saving up merely to abandon this theist premise.

>>	Anonymous (ID: UWSMB/k3) 02/25/12(Sat)10:04:46 No.383381948 what's wrong about having a "special" porn folder?

>>	Anonymous (ID: ENp/wyVC) 02/25/12(Sat)10:04:57 No.383381963 None of them. I am just really, really fucking ugly. Horrible skin, horribly overweight and am balding (21 years old). Kinda fits in with the why me, but not really.

>>	Anonymous (ID: 4Vbzhkmd) 02/25/12(Sat)10:04:58 No.383381965 Denialist, because i am obviously superior to them. I ain't even trolling, i actualy belive that, and i do use a trenchcoat.

>>	Anonymous (ID: CO1Aois0) 02/25/12(Sat)10:05:32 No.383382007 File: 1330182332.jpg-(48 KB, 364x358, 1272560832938[1].jpg) the romeo....

>>	Anonymous (ID: xNL5Ehfo) 02/25/12(Sat)10:07:51 No.383382181 22v signing in started off being the "phoney" for a long time (actually ironically got close to having it happen once or twice) but currently probably moving on to the "why me"

>>	Anonymous (ID: KXxVJOOz) 02/25/12(Sat)10:08:42 No.383382261 Wouldn't say im any of them, I just don't put any effort into getting laid, so I remain a virgin. Not really bothered.

>>	Anonymous (ID: cQvUKRGI) 02/25/12(Sat)10:08:50 No.383382276 I'm not a virgin, but it's been so long now that I've had sex I'm starting to feel like the "why me" guy

>>	Anonymous (ID: F5W67KWe) 02/25/12(Sat)10:09:08 No.383382304 70% denialist 30% phoney

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