What you know bout my Articuno?

cam?

I love these threads!

Have a bamp on me OP

>>379263477

Thank ya kindly Mr. Dubs

>>379261869
I'm proud of you

ALRIGHT, ARTICUNO, THAT WAS AIGHT
BUT NOW'S TIME FOR A REAL POKEMON FIGHT
MOLTRES HERE TO SHOW YOU WHO'S RIGHT

MOLTRES COMING OUT OF VICTORY ROAD
YOU JUST LOOK LIKE A BLUE, WINGED TOAD
FUCK WITH ME, I'LL FUCK YOU WITH MY CHODE

THATS RIGHT BITCH, FAT DICK WHAT OF IT
ALL THE JYNX I FUCK LOVE IT
FUCK EM SO HARD THEY TURN WHITE
NOW ITS YOUR TURN TO JOIN IN THE FIGHT

CAUSE UNO, DOS, MOLTRES
I'M THE TOP DOG IN ANY KIND OF RACE
CAUSE WHEN I'M IN TOWN YOU BETTER TURN ON YOUR PACE,
MAKER
BOUT TO MAKE YOU MEET YOUR MAKER!

>>379264305

Thanks Anon

Not OP but...

GET THE FUCK OUT MY WAY BITCH
YOU'RE DEALIN' WITH RAICHU
I PUT THE SMACKDOWN ON YOUR ASS
SO COME AT ME; I'LL FIGHT CHOO

YOU FROSTY WINGED FUCK
AIN'T GOT NO SHIT ON ME
I'LL ZAP YOUR ASS UP
AND MAKE KFC

LOL this is fucking great

>>379264651
>>379264697
proud of you guys too

My name is pikachu bitch, i come from the underground
Not your icy hood i aint a candy-ass i dont mess around
I help ash kick ass all around levitt town
I dont care if your the king yo ill take your crown

Yo i put the cute in electrocute
Ill take that bitch misty and ill shove it up her poop shoot
Ill go in dry yo i dont even try
Dont mess with me bitch i aint a nice guy

Pika pika roody-poo
Ill can use tackle too
Ill fuck you up so bad your mother wont look at you
I may not be able to fly
But if you even cry
Ill use that aques solotion and your face ill fry

Nigga, im the toughest there is around
If you step to me, ill put you in the ground
My rymes are hot
Your moves are not
Why dont you use ice beam to harvest my nut crop

fuck

>>379264651
HEY BITCH ITS ON
I AINT NEVER FUCKED YOU, MON
BACK THE FUCK UP, MON
DOUBLE SLAP YOUR SHIT, MON
CAUSE I'M A POKEMON,
DONT LOOK MUCH OF IT
MAYBE YOU'LL KNOW KNOW, JYNX DONT GIVE A SHIT!

BACK THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
I AINT YOUR BITCH, BITCH
I AINT NEVER SUCK YOUR PITCH
YOU ARE A GODDAMNED BURNING FINCH
GET YOUR ASHY ASS OUTTA HERE
I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO FEAR
YOU'RE A GODDAMN QUEER
TAKE ONE MORE STEP NEARER
AND I'LL USE MOTHERFUCKIN LEER

>>379261869
AWWW SHIT LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A PARTY
LOTS OF SCRAWNY ASS BITCHS - LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED A MOTHERFUCKER LIKE ME--
A NIGGA THATS HARDY

MACHAMP IN THE ROOM NIGGA FLEXING N SHIT
CHECK MY DICK - JINXES CREAM JUST LOOKING AT IT
GO ON; ASK ME WHY I'M TELLING YOU, BITCH
ITS CUZ YOUR PUNK ASS AINT PUSSY-RICH

I GOT MY PIMP GOLD CHAMPION'S BELT
SO BEND OVER BITCH I'MA LEAVE A WELT

YO ICE-BIRD-BITCH: YOU THINK YOU REALL COOL?
YOUR MOTHERFUKIN FROST BEAM COULDN'T FREEZE MY TOOL
DISPENSING JIZZ LIKE A GLOOM PRODUCES DROOL

>>379265939
BACK YOUR ASS UP!
NEW KING IN TOWN
BOUT TO MAKE YOU RUN AROUND
TRY TO HIDE FROM THE BIG BOSS
THE BIG HOSS,
YOU WONT SEE ANYTHING
THEN NIDOKING

UP IN YOUR FACE,
GONNA PUT YOUR YELLOW ASS IN ITS PLACE
ON THE GROUND
UNDERGROUND
USE EARTHQUAKE
SEND YOU DEEPER INTO A LAVA LAKE

SUCK MY PURPLE DICK
DONT STOP, LICK
YEAH PIKACHU, YOU CHOOSE A PIK!

I'LL RAM MY HORN UP YOUR ASS
DONT CARE IF YOURE GRASS
GOT POISON IN MY MASS
YOU GOT BOYS IN YOUR ASS
AND RIGHT NOW, YOUR ASS IS GRASS

YO YO YO NONE A YOU BIRDS AINT GOT SHIT ON ME!
YOU AIN'T GOT A MOVE TO MATCH UP WITH THESE!
IMMA ZAPDOS YOU BETTA BELIEVE I GOT SWAG
I CAN SHOCK YOU ALL FASTER THAN THESE POLIWAGS!
JUST FACE IT, YOU CAN'T DO SHIT AGAINST LIGHTNING
NOT ICE, NOT FIRE, NOT EVEN FIGHTING!
EVERY ONE OF YOU NIGGAS GONNA CHOKE ON MY PECKS
ILL SPARK YOU DOWN WITH MY ELECTRICAL SEX!

>>379264651

ALRIGHT MOLTRES, LOOK MAN, I THINK YOU ALRIGHT
BUT EVEN THOUGH I LIKE YA ILL STILL PUT OUT YOUR LIGHTS
YOU WANNA FIGHT? LIKE I SAID, YOU ALRIGHT
BUT YOU DONT STAND A CHANCE SO NIGGA GET IT RIGHT

I THINK ITS CUTE THAT YOU THINK YOU STAND A CHANCE
HEADS UP BRO, THIS AINT NO FUCKIN ROMANCE
MY FUCKIN RAIN DANCE WILL PUT YOU IN A TRANCE

NEXT UP YOU GET A TASTE OF MY BLIZZARD
THAT SHITLL HAVE YOU ASKIN ME "ARE YOU A WIZARD?"
NO BITCH, I AINT NO FUCKIN WIZARD
AND IF YOU TRY TO RUN YOU'LL LOSE YOUR TAIL LIKE A LIZARD

MY SKY ATTACK WILL MAKE YOUR FUCKIN JAW GO SLACK
ILL HIT YOU SO HARD YOULL WAKE UP THINKIN YOU'RE BACK
SO MAKE MY DAY
TRY TO FUCKIN RUN AWAY
BUT WHEN YOU FACIN ME, DUDE, THERES NO GOIN BACK

HIMONCHAN MOTHER FUCKER, THE INSTANT LIFE ENDA
PUNCHIN SHIT AND FUCKIN BITCHES IS ON MY AGENDA
THROWIN MAD PUNCHES LIKE THE JUICE THAT'S HAWAIIN
TEST ME MAN AND YOU'RE BOUND TO BE DYIN
COME AT ME BRO AND FIND OUT IF I'M LYIN
STRENGTH OF A RHINO, HEART OF A LION
FUCKED YOUR BITCH BRO AND I WASN'T EVEN TRYIN
YO SHE'S CALLIN GOTTA GO BITCH NIGGA KEEP CRYIN

My name is mew fuking two bitch
And I'm using confusion like the chinese use Confucion
I'm not that pussy nigga mew I'm number 2, the real OG
You can't get me till the credits done rollin'
and your a piece of shit who jus trippin
On my rymes caus I flow so fast
And iwhen I spit you know its a blast
Nig ill put you in a cast
I'm full of steam and your already gassed
My omnicient brain makes youres with it was faster
And man u maybe the king of ice
But mewtwo is EVERYone's master

BITCH I GO HARD WITH HARDENED,
YOUR AT A DEAD END!
ONCE I EVOLVE, ILL BE KILLIN ALL POKEMEN!

I GO HARD BITCH
I GO HARD BITCH
SWAG!
I GO HARD BITCH
I GO HARD BITCH
SWAG!

I USED TO BE A MAGIKARP THEN I EVOLVED.
LEVEL 20 BITCH MY PROBLE WERE SOLVED.
YALL NIGGAS USED TO POKE FUN
NOW SO EVIL I KILLED A NUN
MAKIN NIGGAS SCARED IS WHAT I DO
RIPPIN YO FACE OFF, THATS WHAT I GONE DO.
WINGED-FISH BITCH GET AT ME
STEP TO MY LEVEL, BITCH TRY MR

>>379268144

Wow...this rap was shit. Sorry bros.

GIVE ME ALL YOUR LOVE BOY
YOU CAN BE MY BOY, YOU CAN BE MY BOY-TOY
IN THE NICK OF TIME, I CAN SAY A SICKER RHYME
CAUSE IT'S TIME FOR CHANGE LIKE A NICKEL OR A DIME.
I'M ROMAN, I'M A BARBARIAN, I'M CONAN.
YOU WAS SLEEPIN' ON ME YOU WAS DOZIN'
NOW MOVE, I'M GOIN' IN.

I was about to do homework. Curses...

The name's scyther, nigga, bout to cut up your shit.
Legendaries got nothing, y'all just elemental spics
I'll take all three y'all down, uno, dos, tres
Mow you down like a fighter pilot ace

My blades are keen, and I got swagger
My scythes are sharper than a dagger
Hit you down so hard, gonna make you stagger
And i thought you'd like to know that yo momma is a gagger.

Rebuttal?

>>379268318
AIGHT DUDE
NOW I DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE
BUT A CHAN MOTHERFUCKER LIKE YOU AIN'T GOT MOVES

OH HEY, NICE GLOVES YOU GOT NERD
FRAID OF YOUR FISTS GETTING HURT
WELL AINT YOU HEARD?
BOXING'S FOR NIGGAS WHO CAN'T GET BITCHES TO SQUIRT.

YO IMMA LET YOU FINISH BUT I GOTTA SAY
DIS SKINNY HITMONCHAN CAN'T EVEN PLAY
I COULD TAKE HIS PUNK ASS ANY DAMN DAY
I HEARD HE FIGHTIN TYPE - BITCH, NO WAY
BUT HE CAN'T BE A NORMAL CAUSE HE AINT EVEN OK
SO I GUESS ITS CONCLUSIVE: HITMONGAY

OK bitches its time to b-b-b-b-BREAK it down

bellsprout here to make ur face splat
ill just let my roots take care of that
i keep it real cuz my type is mainly grass
so ill just toke up and tear out your ass
so come at me an see if you can stand
after i slap your shit with my leaf for a hand
ya my lips look like their for suckin dick
but i aint mad cuz i keep em on ur moms tits
ill use poison powder if u wanna stay around
or sleep powder to run ur shit into the ground
just walk away cuz ur gonna lose this battle
or step up an ill slaughter you like cattle
ima be the one to make your brain dissolve
im already in my prime dont need to evolve
dont even try cuz this battles already been won
and itll never be as good as the archived one

BELSPROUT OUT!

>>379269489
forgot pic

YO...SLOWPOKE...HERE

MEEEOOOWWTH, Thats right

TO...LAY...DOWN...THE..RHYMES

>>379270390
fuck beat me to it

>>379270390
dude you're late, get with the times

>>379264651
>>379261869

ITS ZAPDOS BITCH
AND I AM BRINGING THE WORD
YA'LL SOME BITCH ASS NIGGAS
I'M THE SUPERIOR BIRD

ERRBODY KNOWS THAT YA'LL
NIGGAS AIN'T FLY
YOU KNOW I'LL BRING THAT THUNDER
AND TAKE CONTROL OF THE SKY

I SEE EM TRYING TO ACT TOUGH
AND SPEAK UP OUT OF TURN
WATCH ARTICUNO GET ICED
AND MOLTRES GET BURNED

SO IF I HURT SOME FEELINGS
THEN YOU HEARD ME RIGHT
CUZ YOU KNOW THUNDER IS SUPER EFFECTIVE
AGAINST BIRD TYPES

ITS THAT GANG BANGIN
LIGHT SLANGIN FACTORY BIRD
THE TYPE TO THUNDERSHOCK A BITCH
IF YOU AFTER ME BIRD

SO IF YOU A BITCH TRAINER
THEN YOU DON'T WANT IT WITH ME
CAUSE I'LL KO YOUR TEAM
BEFORE YOU CAN FLEE

this thread has received 1 of 6 requests needed to trigger archival.

>>379268144
OKAY OKAY THATS PRETTY CUTE
LEMME FINISH THINKING ABOUT THIS BUTTE
....

ALRIGHT LETS GO BABIES
I'M MOLTRES, LIKE HADES
MY HUGE PECKER'LL GIVE YOU RABIES
THIS PECKER IS #1 CHOICE OF ALL THE LADIES

MAYBE NOT WITH YOU BUT YOU'LL LEARN TO LIKE IT,
GONNA FUCK YOUR ASS TILL YOU CANT TAKE A SHIT,
SMOKE A BLUNT WHILE TAKING THE BUTT-HURT, TAKE A HIT,
GONNA SLAM THE SHIT OUTTA YOUR CLIT,
SERIOUSLY STOP TRY TO FIGHT IT,
MOLTRES TAKIN OVER JUST STOP IT,
DONT THROW A FUCKIN FIT
I'M JUST DOIN THIS TO STAY FIT

YOUR BACKSIDE TIRED YET?
TIRED OF BEIN MY FUCKING PET?
YOU FORGET WHY WE MET?
OH I'LL REMIND YOU
ITS SO YOU CAN GET FED,
GET SERVED
WOULD YOU LIKE A BED?
CAUSE YOUR ASS IS GETTING RED?
YEAH, SO IS MY HEAD
BETTER GRAB SOME MED
ITS GETTING HARD, MY HEAD.

THE HEAD OF MY BULLET,
GUN'S GONNA SHAVE YOUR MULLET
SO SHUT YOUR GULLET

YOU...BITCHES...ALWAYS...HURRY

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ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>379264697

YOULL MAKE SOME KFC? OUTTA ME?
WAKE UP BITCH, THATS JUST A FUCKIN DREAM
IM THE GREATEST MC THAT YOULL EVER SEE
NOW THINK FAST, HERE COMES MY DOUBLE TEAM

YOU CANT COOK THAT WHICH YOU CANT SEE
I DARE YOU TO TRY AND FIND THE REAL ME
FIGHTING YOU, FIGHTING YOU IS A BREEZE
HERE BITCH, EAT A COUPLE HYPERBEAMS

DOWN ALREADY? MAN I SHOULDA GUESSED
EVERYBODY KNOWS ARTICUNOS THE BEST
IM KINDA TIRED SO IM GONNA GO REST
IF YOU NEED ME, ILL BE BACK AT THE NEST

>wtfisgoingoninhere.jpg
>I love you /b/

I...TAKE...MY...SWEET...TIME

aw SHIET!

I'LL...FIGHT...YOU...WHEN...I'M...READY

>>379270631
>>379270631
How to request?

I'M GARY MOTHERFUCKIN OAK
/thread

dont even bother dude theres already a waaaay better pokerap battle thats been archived like a month ago

see my bellsprout rap

...You're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air...

>>379271418
Vote here.

http://chanarchive.org/requests

STOP...INTERRUPTING...ME!

hitmonlee here bitch back the fuck up
kickin so hard ill fuck a mack truck up
candy-assgot ass birds and a candy-assgot ass slowpoke
kick you so hard your gonna feel your ass broke
fuck your masterball cause i cant be found
bitch ass trainers get stomped to the ground

Guess my first lines weren't enough, time to get your attention
consider this a divine intervention
legendary bitches, they can't match my steel
I'll eat you up like your my next meal

And you fighting types? QUAD RESISTANCE BITCH
go running back to your trainers, and beg for a switch
oh no, nidoking whatcha gonna do?
ground can't hit me nigga, go cry for your crew
That leaves you, raichu, go find a bitch ass pikachu
I'm quicker, i'm faster, and your soon-to-be master

>>379271633

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PambkgsFd0k

whatcha'll know about REAL Pokerap?!?!

I'm Kingler the motherfucking mingler,
I'm a pimp, all the ladies love my tingler,
Graduated from a small fry to the king of the sea,
My crabhammer crushes every niggà that stands against me,
Left claw got 10,000 horsepower of pure brute force,
Wanna talk shit, well come to the fuckin source,
230 base attack go ahead and try it,
come at me bro because this crabs about to get violent!

HOLD THE MIC, ITS TIME FOR A REAL ARTIST
.
.
C TO THE H TO THE AYY ARR DEE,
CHARIZARDS IN THE HOUSE READY TO FLOW FREE
ALL YOU WEAK ASS NIGGAS CAN STEP ASIDE
THE ONES WHO CHALLENGED ME WISH THEY DIED

I SPIT FLAMES AND RHYMES
PUT YOU TO SHAME; GET WITH THE TIMES
IM THE BADDEST DRAGON TO STEP ON THE BLOCK
ONE GLANCE FROM YOUR BITCH? SHE'LL BE ON MY COCK

ARTICUNO, MOLTRES, RAICHU, GYRADOS?
ILL PUT YOU ALL TO SHAME AFTER JUST ONE DOSE
OF THIS LYRICAL EPIC, WITH CHARIZARD TO CREDIT,
IM BETTING THIS SHIT GETS REPOSTED ON REDDIT

AND...NOT...A...MOMENT...BEFORE

NIGGA SAY WHAT?
BITCHES PLEASE TAKE A SEAT

MY NAME IS FUCKIN ODDISH, Y0 IM HERE AS A TREAT

OP BEST BE STARTING POKERAP THREADS BUT HE AINT GO NOT SWAGGER

YA'LL COME IN CLOSER AND LISTEN I'LL BE THE MADDEST FUCKING RAPPER.

MY POISON POWDER WILL FUCK YOU UP,
YOU'LL DIE WHY NOT JUST STOP?

TRY RUN FOR THE POK-E-MON CENTER
YOU SHITTY CANDYASS NIGGAS

EVOLVING IN TO GLOOM SO I CAN LURE IN ALL THE BITHCEZ
YO FAGS CANNOT DENY, I'M THE FUCKING BADDEST PITCHER

M00T SUCKS MY DICK
BOXXY WRITES MY TWEETS
CUZ IM THE KING OF THE GRASS

WALK 2, 3 STEPS
FALL IN A TRAP

BAM PETAL DANCE YOU BITCHEZ

I SAY SHALOM TO YOU
IT IS I THE POKEJEW
ROLLIN' OUT WITH HIS CREW
WHAT, YOU THINK I'M JUST A FOO?
BUT YALL NIGGAS MISCONSTRUE
DAT MY NOSE IS TRIED AND TRUE
DAT I AM ONE OF THE FEW
WITHOUT WINGS WHO EVER FLEW

SO NOW LET ME LAY IT DOWN
I'M THE BADDEST NIGGA IN THIS TOWN
ALWAYS HANGING ROUND
NEVER KNOW WHERE I'LL BE FOUND
READY TO POUNCE AND POUND YOU INTO NEXT WEEK
NOW WHO THE FUCK IS CALLING WHO THE FREAK?


JUST LIKE THE PROPHET MOSES
I ATTACK WITH MY THREE NOSES
AND WHAT IF SUPPOSE US
WERE TO GET OUT OF FOCUS
WHILE I'LL PULL SOME HOCUS POCUS
AND YOU'LL WONDER HOW DID HE SMOKE US?

I'M TYPHLOSION BITCH,
YEAH SHIT GOT REAL,
WHEN MY BACK GOES OFF,
YOU'LL HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO FEEL,

>>379270117
YOUR ROOTS AINT GOT SHIT,
YOU AINT EVEN A FUCKIN' TREE,
I SPIT FIRE,
CAUSE I'M DIRE,
YOU COULD'NT SPLIT A FACE IF YOU TRIED,
LIAR.

>>379270035
YOU'RE FUCKED NOW MAN,
YOU CAN SEE IT, DUDE,
CAUSE TYPHLOSIONS HERE,
TO RUIN YOUR FUCKING MOOD,

WHAT KIND OF INBRED FUCK,
HAS FOUR FUCKING HANDS,
I SUPPOSE YOU'D NEED THAT WHEN YOU SEISMIC TOSS YOUR GRAIN O' SAND DICK,
YOU WRESTLE LIKE A BITCH,
UGLY LIKE A WITCH,
AND THESE THIRD DEGREE BURNS'LL,
FUCK YOUR FACE UP MORE BITCH.

>>379266341
is that nicky minaj?

>>379270917

HUH! WELL I'M BACK AND I'M RAIDIN' THE NEST!
ALL YOU BITCHES BETTER KNOW ZAPDOS IS THE BEST!

YOU GOT HYPERBEAMS AND DOUBLE TEAMS,
WELL I'LL HIT YOU UP WITH GO'DAMN SMOKESCREENS!
ZAP YOU OUT OF THE SKY SO YOU DIE!

BITCH, COME AT ME! Y'ALL DON'T STAND A CHANCE
NOT ARTICUNO OR EVEN MOLTRES!

CUZ MY ELEMENT'S FLY, I'M ALWAYS KING OF THE SKY!
BITCH DID YOU BRING TISSUES, THINK YOU'RE ABOUT TO CRY!

>>379268482
did you just paraphrase chuck norris from epic rap battles of history?

>>379272637

you niggas think your cool, but you must be high
I'm the best in the kanto league and I'll tell you why
I managed to collect 10 badges when theres only 8
I'm sure that's something that will make you losers salivate
I started with eevee and ash got a rat
then I drove off with cheerleaders in a 'vette
I parked at ash's house and fucked his mom
then I let up the pewter city gym like a bomb
you might think your good and brother that's a joke
because listen her asshole, I'M GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK!!!!!

AWWWW shit, whas goin on in here
timetobustout my move and hit you with my leer
now you defence goes down, and fuck I'll you in the rear
Now keep sucking that dick, and please do it good my dear

wow i just cant stop
no i cannot
i am spinin like a top
my rymes are hot
now please get off my spot

You are just like Jinx
Your bad breath stinks

thats all i got

>>379272464
you're not generation one, not even gen. 3
you were added as an after thought, and it's quite plain to see
Some ugly ass easter island head with a fuckin crustashe
guess i gotta show up, go in, and bust ass

you a no name steppin up to the plate
but you show up gen 4, and that's just too late
we are the glory days, pokemon red and blue
and even though I hate all these guys, they know it to be true

Yall are gonna get fucked up now
Look
Look
Look bitches, my name be caterpie
Yall been fucked up since the day I was set free
Just call me the manifest destiny
Cause I be shining from sea to shining sea

Bitches step up and get smacked into spackle
When I hit em with my lvl 100 tackle
last time a gyarados caused a bit of rabble
I smacked that bitch until he turned into a mackrel

Steppin fresh and strong, straight out of Veridian
String shotin' yall harder than a tommy gun
Pound you for hours, until you don't want none
Then your moms steps up and admits that she wants some

I have deemed, evolution not necessary
no need to be hard, and then a fuckin fairy
so I stay gangster until the obituary
and just step up, bitch, if you think I ain't scary.

this rap was ended once i spoke up,
im the big dog, and your all little pups

i traned for years getting blackbelts son,
all that oddish nigga has is a powder-stun

my foots so fast, its like a roody-poo on crack
shits so precise ill kick your face and your back

I came from the gym, but im off to the streets
youz is lttle pussy pidgeys with little pussy tweets

>>379270626

ZAPADOS? NIGGA YOU FUCKIN TOAST
ARTICUNOS THE BIRD THAT THEY WANT THE MOST
FUCK WIT MOLTRES IF YOU LOOKIN FOR FUN
READ MY NAME BITCH, IT SAYS IM NUMBER ONE

YOU ALREADY KNOW, ARTICUNOS IN THE ZONE
SO GET READY BITCH CAUSE YOU ABOUT TO GET OWNED
ILL BIDE MY TIME
THERES NOWHERE TO HIDE
IM THE FLIEST MOTHA FUCKAA THATS IN THE SKY

MY SWIFT IS UNBEATABLE
MY STRENGTH IS UNREACHABLE
YOU MAY BE FAST BUT MY SKILLS IS UNTEACHABLE
FUCK WIT ME, SEE IF YOU DONT FINISH IN LAST

*jiggalypuffff jigalllllllyyyy lyyy-puffff*
*jiggallllypuffff jigallly lyy-pufff*
*jig-jig-jig-jig-jig-jiggly... PUFF!*

Bitch, it's Jiggles, the real fuckin bitch
Pound y'all bitches like Chris Brown, I'm real fuckin' pissed
Perform on stage, niggas fallin' asleep?
I'm puff mothafucka, why you sleepin' on me?

I'm killin every track, nobody dares to diss me
Tell ash kiss my ass, cause I already pounded misty
And you don't even want me to get started on brock
He squints all the time, cause he has trouble seeing his cock

My voice is exquisite, people need time to rest
Guys fap to my photos, cause I look like a womans breast
And I'm pink, cute, and fluffy, everybody wants to fuck me
And screw Clefairy, cause she stole her gimmick from me!

I'm killin every beat, nobody can stop me, mon
Ask anyone, I'm the coolest mothafuckin Pokemon
So don't even try me, I'm mothafuckin' deadly
Forget Mew and Lugia, I'm the one who's truly legend...
dary!


Bitch!

>>379274224

>>379273453
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE,
CAUSE I'M BRINGIN THE HEAT,
I FUCK UP BUGS LIKE YOU,
YOU AINT GOT SHIT ON ME,
WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE,
I'LL ROAST YOUR FUCKIN' MEAT.

YOU'RE RETARDED,
LIKE THOSE BIRDS THAT CAN'T FLY,
WHAT THE FUCK YOU GOT THEM WINGS FOR,
FUCK NOW YOU'RE GONNA DIE,
I CAN BAKE YOU LIKE AN OVEN,
I'M A VOLCANO BITCH!
YOU CAN CUT UP CARROTS,
WHILE I FINISH YOU,
LIKE I FINISHED POMPEII!

CH'YEAH

BITCHES KNOW WHAT IT IS
AND IF YOU DON'T THEN BITCH YOU CAN GUZZLE MUH JIZZ
I'M POPPIN SHIT OFF, MAKE IT BUBBLE AND FIZZ
STRAIGHT FROM CINNABAR, I'M AS REAL AS IT GETS

CATCH ME BITCH, I JUST DONT GIVE SHIT
WANT A LEVEL LIMIT POKEBITCH, WELL THIS AIN'T IT.
MY NAME IS MISSINGNO AND I BE BREAKING 'EM OFF
THAT IS OF COURSE YOU DON'T LET ME EVOLVE.

I'm Tangela nigga, weak to Fire Blast
but try that shit on me an I'll go hentai on yo ass

all you fuck'n bitches think that yo rhymes is sick?
before you drop a beat I'll fuck you wit my thousand dicks

cool like Tenticool, hot like Rapidash
all the bitches here know that Tangela is what's cash

you think you so dope cause you gotta Hyper Beam?
nigga, you can beat me, but only in yo dreams

yo girl knows I'm Fly when I hit her with ma Slam
i fuck her like I'm a spoon-bending lv100 Alakazam

From Kanto to Univa, bitches know I'm where it's at
You just some Trainer Joey with a stupid Rattata

>>379272637

OH SHIT DUDE
THAT TYPHLOSION RUDE
MOTHERFUCKA COMING IN HERE WITH ALL THAT TUDE

AIGHT FLAMER
YOU DUN CAME HUR
ROLLING OUT YOU BALL WITH SOME BITCH ASS TRAINER
TO GET YOUR ASS BEAT
MOTHERFUKER THATS NO FEAT
CAUSE MACHAMP AINT AFRAID OF A LITTLE BITCH'S HEAT

YOU WANT THE HAND?
HEY THATS COOL MAN
I'LL GET THAT HIDE BLACK AND TANNED

I'LL USE TWO TO HOLD YOUR FUCKING ARMS DOWN
AND THE OTHERS TO MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A BITCH ASS CLOWN
BLACK EYES RED NOSE AND A BLOODY ASS MOUTH
LOOKING DUMBER THAN THAT TALKING BITCH MEOWTH.

SIT DOWN ALL YOU NIGGAS SAVE THE BEST SHIT FOR LAST
FUCKIN' VULPIX IN THIS BITCH, YEAH THIS SHIT'S GONNA BE CASH.
I SLAM ALL YOUR GRASS ASS RAGGY BITCHES
AND MAKE 'EM CHOKE ON MY FIRE TAILED CUSHIONED ASS.
DAMN WATER TYPED NIGGAS THING THEY GOT SOME SKILLS
WELL THEY DONT KNOW SHIT CAUSE THEM NIGGAS ON POKE-WELFAIRE BILLS.
ROCK CAN SUCH A BIG NIGGA'S COCK
WHEN THEY SEE ME FUCKIN' ROLL IN THEY KNOW SHIT IS GONNA DROP.
DAMN NIGGAS BE SUCKIN' MY DICK, KNOWING I AM THE TRULY BEST MOTHER FUCKIN' POKEMON.

VULPIX!

>>379275260

(Sorry forgot my picture)

>>379274224
I can't hear you, is your mic even on?
I'll show you why I'm the best pokemon.
I have more blades then the samurai of Japan
The bitches love me more than Edward Scissorhands

Your rhymes are boring, they put me straight to sleep
No one even wants you, you just pop in like a creep
Ladies don't love you, they scream and run away
Even brock wouldn't fuck you, and I'm pretty sure he's gay
You rip off of Elvis so hard, you got no class or style
your stubby little legs couldn't even get you a mile

I'm fucking scyther, I'm at my physical peak
You could never take me, cuz you so fuckin weak

>>379261869

Aight, that wasn't bad but now I'll make a splash/
Like you just got burnt down by Ash/
I know my most powerful move is tackle/
And I have the looks of a real life mackerel/
But get me past level twenty super fast/
And when you throw me into a fight I won't be last/
Cause if this was a movie I'd be your whole teams cast/
And I'm always mad cause I've always been harassed/
But throw my pokeball into the battle field/
And I'll make your opponents yield/
Gary, Oak, Brock, Misty, Giovanni and Sabrina can't compete/
My moves like thrash are just way too leet

k i gotta play pokemans now, im thinking some gold emulator up in this shit

>>379275059
tangela could be the worst pokemon of all time.
and you lines ain't dope, you can barely rhyme

>>379275260
AWWW SHIT,
LOOK WHAT WE GOT HERE,
THIS REDNECK'S BACK,
WE GOT A CONTENDER HERE,
BUT IT WON'T LAST LONG,
HE'S GOING DOWN LIKE I WENT DOWN,
ON HIS MOTHERFUCKING PARENTS.

MAN THAT SHIT WAS RAW,
I CAN SEE WHY HER BROTHER FUCKED HER,
YOU CAN'T DOUBLE SLAP YOUR WAY OUT OF THAT,
GENETICS ARE FUCKED, HUH,
BUT LOOK AT YOU WITH YOUR DUCKFACED LIPS,
YOU'RE LIKE A SLUT PICKED UP A CAMERA,
AND TOOK A PHOTOT OF THAT SHIT.

YOU GONNA HIT ME BITCH?
I'M A FUCKING BEAST!
UNLEASH THE SUN ON YOUR ASS,
FUCK YOU LIKE I FUCKED THE POLICE,
AND IN CASE YOU DIDN'T NOTICE,
I'M ALREADY HALF BLACK,
AND WHEN I GET FIRED UP,
YOU'RE GONNA GET A FIRE SMACK!
>>379275411
(I did that aswell xD)

>>379275909

BITCH I'M SHARPEDO, YOU THINK YOU'RE DOPE?
I'M THE BADDEST DAMN FISH SO YOU BETTA COPE
WITH THE PACE THAT I'M LAYIN' DOWN THESE RHYMES
BITCH, YOU WAS CREATED BEFORE THE MODERN TIMES
SAPPHIRE'S THE WAVE O' THE FUTURE SO SIT DOWN
MY WATER LEVEL'S OVER 9000 SO I'LL MAKE YOU DROWN

SPLASH? HA! TAKE THIS, BITCH
ROUGH SKIN'LL TEAR YOU DOWN AND MAKE YOU FLINCH
BITCH, TRAINERS THINK TWICE WHEN THEY CROSSIN' MY PATH, SO THINK FAST!
YOU REALLY WANT THIS POKEMONSTA ALL UP IN YOUR ASS?

>>379275815

So scyther-me-timber, the nigga really wants to fight?
I heard you murder your scissor sister, cause you tried to finger her last night
You aren't intimidating, your fuckin battle type is grass
Anybody with a lawn mower could cut down your ass

I'm a real OG, all your rhymes you freakin stole
You can't slash a plastic bag, I think blades a little dull
I'm the type of Pokemon you really long to be
Have you checked the Pokedex? You battle cries a washing machine

I'm Jiggles mothafucka, we already know who's the winner man
You AND Clefairy stole your gimmicks, but you jacked Edward Scissorhands
So stick to what you know, join a hair parlor, bitch
I compare you swag to Clay Aiken after too many ganja hits

So once and for all, we all know who's the greatest
My trainers never go upstairs at Poke centers, cause nobody would ever trade this
I'm Jigglypuff, that's it, I kick it fuckin rough
Stick your scissors up your ass, Syther, I think you've had enough

NIGGA YO FLOW IS WACK, WORSE THAN A NO MOM MAROWAK, ARTICUNO BE MAD, HE HATIN! PISSED OFF 'CAUSE HE'S STUCK AT HOME MATURBATIN'! DON'T ROLL UP ON ASH LIKE YOU GOTTA CLUE, NIGGA SHOULDN'T FUCK AROUND WITH PIKACHU.

>>379277583
It seems your one of the few remaining, but I love to pick a fight
I'm fierce, through and through, and bored this quiet night
I'm always up to battle, to parry with an equal
I will end you now, no chance for a sequel.

You may be fire type, but always come prepared
My swords dance can block your flames, and leave you running scared
Agility up in this bitch, boosting up my speed
I'll KO you shortly, a revive is what you need

Heightened speed, higher damage, it's time to call it quits
Just go home Typhlosion, or I'll cut you into bits

OKay mother fuckers we are done with this game.
Shut up, back off and get out of my way.
Dont make me take out my balls today
Or ill catch you and youll be my slave.

I dont have Great balls or ultra balls bitch
I only use the best, THAT MEANS NO MISS.
So get ready to be mine
Cause that is my dream
To be a pokemon master is what i wanna be

please, archive this shit

>>379277583

DIS NIGGA HERE THINK HE SO SMART
TOSSING ROUND "GENETICS" AND FAPING TO INCEST ART
WELL LOOK DUDE, YOU FUCKING FIRE FART
I AIN'T AFRAID OF YOUR FLAME OR THE POWER OF YO PUSSY-HEART

YOU A BEAST?
HA, DUDE YOU A FUCKING FEAST
FOR MY HUNGRY ASS FISTS
TO HIT HARD AND PUNCH DEEP
WAIT, IS THAT 'FISTING'? MAN I AIN'T A DYKE,
WOULDN'T WANT TO DO SOMETHING GAY TYPHLOSIONS LIKE

AND YOU YOU CALLING RED NECK?
YOU FIRE-FACED-FUCKER
YOUR NECK LOOK LIKE A DECK
WITH FIRE-LAWN-CHAIR-CLUTTER
I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, DON'T THAT SHIT BURN CHICK?
OH WAIT I FORGOT, YOU GOT A FIRE-CROTCH DICK
AND BITCHES DON'T FUCK WITH GINGERS
YOU FUCKERS AINT GOT SOUL
I WANNA CALL UP JESUS, BUT YOU ALREADY BEEN TOL'
CAUSE MACHAMP CHRIST HERE TO CLENSE YOU OF YOUR SINS
WITH DES MOTHAFUCKING FISTS - DEM THAT GET PUSSY AND WINS

>>379279809
already was!

chanarchive.org!

>>379275059

LOOK AT THIS BITCH TRYIN TO TALK SHIT
TALK SHIT AGAIN AND I BET YOU GET HIT
DID I SAY HIT? I MEANT YOULL GET BIT
RATTATA HERE NOW YOU THROWIN A FIT

IM FAST, FASTER THAN THE NAKED EYE CAN SEE
CALL ME JOHN CENA CAUSE YOU CANT SEE ME
ARE YOU LOOKIN FOR ME? IM NOT UP IN THAT TREE
TELL YOU WHAT ILL GIVE YOU TO THE COUNT OF THREE

THREE

YOUR TIME IS UP, AND NOW YOURE FUCKED
MOVE OUT THE WAY BITCH, YOU BOUT TO GET TRUCKED
ILL KNOCK YOU BACK WITH MY FUKIN QUICK ATTACK
IM FASTER THAN YOU AND IM NOT EVEN BLACK

THE END COMES WHEN I USE MY HYPER FANG
ILL JUMP AT YOUR FACE, LIKE IT AINT NO THANG
SCREAM DIE MOTHA FUCKA
AND HAVE A NICE DAY

I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause

I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each pokemon to understand
The power that's inside
Pokemon! it's you and me
I know it's my destiny,
Pokemon! Oh you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon! a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through,

You teach me and I'll teach you,
Pokemon! gotta catch'em all

>>379279301
Writing.

>>379279301
PINSIR'S IN THE MOTHERFUCKER SO PREPARE FOR THE FLOW

IM A GIANT FUCKING BEETLE, GET YOUR MASTERBALLS, HOE

MY GUILLOTINE ATTACK IS A ONE HIT K.O

MY ATTACK STATS SO HIGH WHENN I HIT YOU YOU'LL KNOW

BUT I COME BACK WITH A VICEGRIP CAUSE YOU CANT FUCK WITH THIS

THE BEST OF BUG POKEMON YOU CANNOT DIS
I AM PINSIR

I'LL SEISMIC TOSS YOUR ASS

YOU WOULD BE A FOOL TO GO THROUGH THE TALL GRASS

I'M A BUG TYPE, BUT DONT TAKE ME FOR A BUSTA

WHEN I USE MY BODY SLAM I'LL KILL A MOTHAFUCKA

ALL YOUR POKEMAN HAVE FAINTED NOW YOU'RE GONNA WHITE OUT

CATCH ME AND NAME ME "MURDER" SO THEY KNOW WHAT IM ABOUT

>>379277583

(Just want to say, no matter how this turns out, it has been an honor rap battling with you)

>>379278447
Flawless victory, bitch!

posting in epic tread

>>379278447
i ain't a grass type honky, I'm a mutha fucking bug
and i'm sharper than a mower, and I'll cut you ugly mug
You talk about swagga jackin when you stole Elvis' pompadour
you crossdressing little fuck, you sleazy barside whore
I'm sorry little man, did I cut close to a nerve?
I am a welltrained bladesman, and no one do I serve.
A grass type HA! I x-scissor up their shit
you got me fury cutting now, you'll need a first aid kit.
Any drunk hack can sing your karioke
so go back to birthday parties, and do your hokeypokey.
This isn't the 1950's, this is here and now
It's time to end this shit, this is my solemn vow

>>379277583

Wow who the fuck are you acting all tough
Ill stand right here and call that bluff
Cause im motherfuckin Charizard in the house
Dont fuck with me ill Fire Blast you out

Now please you piece of shit
your just a copy of me
You need to accept the fact
that you CANT BEAT ME
Im bigger faster and i got wings too
But thats not the only thing
I FUCKED YOUR MOM TOO

Grass-type more like ass wipe, it's easier to beat your ass than it is to type.

My splash attack is rough, it'll leave you hangin', I've been in these waters for years, straight bangin'. Fuck with me, and I'll go gyrados, hyper beam you so hard, you'll go comatose.

This verse is short, nigga, but it's hard to breathe. I'm about Water gun a bitch, you best believe.

>>379279301
AHAHAHAHA,
COME OOOOOONNNN,
YOU GONNA STAB ME WITH THEM PEN KNIVES,
YOU SHOULDA STAYED THE FUCK HOME,

WHAT THE FUCK YOU GOT THEM WINGS FOR,
LIKE THEM BIRDS THAT CAN'T FLY,
WHENEVER I BREATHE,
TAKE THAT SMOKE IN YOUR EYE,
CAUSE MY BACK'S LIT UP,
SHIT'S GONNA GET FUCKED,
CAUSE WHEN VOLCANOS GO OFF,
BUGS LIKE YOU RUN OUTTA LUCK,

THIS SHIT'S 300 DEGREES,
SPEED CAN'T GET CLOSE TO ME,
I'LL FRY YOU LIKE AN EGG,
BRAIN EXPLOSION, THIS SHIT,
TIME TO GIVE UP THE GHOST,
BITCH PLEASE,
YOU'RE TOAST!

>>379280630
(Haha, you too.)

>>379281052
don't count your chickens, I'm doing homework

-METWTWO HERE, AND IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN
-ALL YA BITCHES BATTLIN BUT NOW YALL GON DROWN

-EVER HEARD OF MEW? IM TWICE AS DOPE
-ILL DO THE FUCK I WANT YEAH THATS HOW I ROLL

-ONE HUNDRED FIFTY... NO MORE NO LESS
-THE TRUE LEGENDARY ABOVE THE REST

bump

>>379281143
YO MAN, I DON'T MEAN TO DISRESPECT
BUT YOU START TARGETING TYPHLOSION, SON YOU GO GET WRECKED

THAT NIGGA MAY BE A BITCH ASS PUNK
BUT THAT MOTHERFUCKER GOT SOME SOUL THAT FUCKA'S GOT SOMEFUNK
FIGHTIN' WITH HIMS LIKE WRESTLING A DRAGON
AND WHEN YOU TRY YO ASS JUST BE DRAGGIN'

I KNOW YOU MY NIGGA CUZ YOU FIRST GENERATION
BUT YOU TARGET MY BOY, YOU IN LINE FOR VENERATION - LIKE A FUNERAL, PRICJ
YOUR BODY IN A CASKET AND FORMALDEHYDE IN YO DICk

Hey whats up bitches, Mudkipz the name
And being the best is my fuckin game
Bubblebeam by day
and water gun by night
Im the mother fucker that you dont wanna fight.
I might be small but ill make you faint
Then ill go up to your mom and get that nasty taint

NIGGA YOU BROKE

>>379282243
(Ooops, meant "prick" and "dick)

My amount of love for you cannot be expressed in words. So take a picture instead. And my dubs.

>>379281136

Who... you... playin... Syther?
U mad, cause you got raped as a kid for running with scissors
My mic vs your blade? I think mine's a little sharper
Pic related, my shit turns into a freakin' marker

I'm a cold blooded assassin, bustin asses while I'm rappin
Laughin' at all these niggas rappin', drawin' on em while they're nappin
While the facts man, I'm deadly, my rhymes are too much for you
I mean fuck, Kirlia looks like more of a man than you do

For the last fucking time, I'm Jiggly puff
The reason you're so rare to find, is cause nobody gives a fuck
You hide in the grass, forever alone, trying to hide your shame
To be honest, this whole time, I really thought "Scissor" was your name

And talk it up however you want, bottom line, you're just a grass type
Who just wishes they were legendary, and longs for the day when your ass was tight
This battles over, so before it 404's,
Let me take this chance to remind you... no one remembers you anymore!

>>379280400
YO IT'S EXPLOUD NIGGA, DON'T EVEN TRY TO STEP TO THIS,
DIDN'T WANNA DROP THESE BEATS BUT ALL THESE KIDDIES CAN'T RESISIT,
SEEMS THESE LITTLE BUG-TYPE BITCHES WANNA TRY TO PLAY HARD BALL,
LITTLE DO THEY KNOW EXPLOUD SPITS SO LOUD YOUR TRAININER GONNA WITHDRAWL,
I'LL STOMP YOUR ASS SO HARD YOUR CARPAS GONNA GO CRUNCH,
DON'T TRY TO RHYME WITH ME SON, I EAT SHIT LIKE YOU FOR LUNCH.
YOU'RE WORDS MIGHT FLOW HARD AND THEY MIGHT HIT DEEP,
BUT WHEN YOU TRY TO BATTLE THIS SHIT, YOU JUST WONT COMPETE,
BECAUSE NIGGA I SPIT SHIT SO QUICK THEY CALL ME RAP MASTA ELITE.

>>379274173

ARTICUNO WISH HE COULD BE THIS STYLIN
IMA SEND HIS ASS BACK TO THE SEAFOAM ISLANDS
YOU CAN'T SCARE A REAL NIGGA WITH THAT ICEBEAM SHIT
I'LL MAKE YOUR MELT YOUR WHOLE MOVELIST INTO ICECREAM BITCH

HOW YOU GON PRETEND THAT YOU IN MY LEAGUE
WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN MATCH MY SPEED?
BITCH I FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFREE
AND STING LIKE A NEEDLE ON A BEEDRILL BEE

SO FROM SEA TO SEA, YOU CAN COME SEE ME
ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, SO I CAN WATCH YOU FLEE
IN THE RING OR IN THE RHYMES I'M THE KING LIKE SEA (SEAKING)
ITS THAT FLY ASS BIRD FROM THE FACT-OR-Y

Yo what up peeps it's Mew in this house
Rollin' in the forums think you know what it's about?
Around the world, they tryin' to catch me
But it's Mew in this bitch
Not two not three
Chillin' with the pokes
Smokin' on the cron
Main bitch to my right yea she's breeding my pokemon.
You know my shit is real
I'm cute that's how you feel
You think your mind is ready?
I think your shit is petty
Can shape shift like a Ditto
Gonna hit that crit-o hit-o
By now your mind is spun
That's right I'm number one

>>379280114
SEND YOUR DREADS BACK HOME,
CAUSE NOW THIS SHIT'S OVER,
I'VE BURNED DOWN CITIES,
FROM TOKYO TO DOVER,

ONE MMA PRISS AINT GOT NOTHIN ON ME,
I MADE YELLOWSTONE PARK,
I MEAN FUCK LOOK AT ME,
I WRECKED INDONESIA,
A WHOLE FUCKING COUNTRY,
AND YOU CAN'T FUCKING TOUCH ME,
I'LL FUCK YOU UP LIKE A NAZI,
IT WAS YOUR MUMS TURN BEFORE,
NOW IT'S TIME TO FUCK YOU,
CAUSE WHEN YOU GET CLOSE,
I'LL TURN YOU TO FUCKING GLUE!

(We should have public votes to see who wins.)

>>379282280

OH LOOK IT'S DIS NIGGA UP IN HERE
BUT "I LIEK MUDKIPZ" IS ALL I HEAR
BITCH YOU WASHED UP ON THE SHORE
WE DON'T WANT YOU DOWN HERE NO MORE

SEE, THE OCEAN'S MINE, ALREADY TOLD YA THAT
YA TRY TO RE-SUBMERGE AND I'LL BREAK YO' BACK
HIT YOU WITH A CRUNCH THEN SKULL BASH ATTACK

LITTLE FIRST EVOLUTION, YA'LL BETTER BE SCARED
I'M EVOLVED FROM THE SECOND BADDEST MO'FUCKA DOWN HERE, Y'KNOW, CARVANHA
WE'LL HAVE YOU CRYIN' TO YO' MAMA
SO DO YA WANNA
GO OR STAY? WELL, EITHER WAY
BEST STAY ON LAND CUZ NOW I'M TAKIN' A STAND!

SHAYMIN MOTHER FUCKER GONNA BUST YOUR NUTS.
DEFLOWER ALL YOUR BITCHES AND THEN FUCK THEIR GUTS.
ALL YOU LITTLE /FIT/ BITCHES TRYNA' COME AN' TOSS ME.
BUT WHEN YOU GIRL HEARS MY RAP IT MAKES HER PUSSY SAUCY.

HOLD ON A SEC BITCH, I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU.
MY FUCKING POKEDEX NUMBER IS FOUR-NINE-TWO.
AND YOU MAY THINK I'M A TINY LITTLE FUCKER, YOU'RE RIGHT.
BUT I'M NOT THE MOTHER FUCKER YOU COULD BEAT IN A FIGHT.
I GET PAID IN PUSSY, ALL THE GIRLS IN SIGHT.
BITCHES KNOW I AIN'T CHEAP, THE PRICE IS RIGHT.

SO IF YOU GOT SOME BEEF, AND YOU THINK YOUR SLICK.
THEN YOU CAN TAKE A RIDE ON MY THICK-ASS DICK.

SHAYMIN FUCKERS

>>379283962
Who the fuck are you?
/end rap

bamp, this is fucking great
someone archive this

>>379283962
epic outta nowhere

also jiggly you're the fucking best, amazing.
contribooted a few times but nothing memorable :(

>>379281143
MY NAME IS TYPHLOSION!
REMEMBER THE NAME,
CAUSE IT'LL BE CARVED IN FIRE,
ON THE FRONT OF YOUR GRAVE!

THEY SAY FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE,
I SAY FUCK THAT,
JUST USE A LITTLE SMOKE,
TO PUT YOUR FIRE OUT STAT,
YOU AINT NO THREAT,
YOU AINT EVEN A FUCKING DRAGON,
JUST SOME ANGRY LITTLE BITCH,
JUST SOME FIRE BIRD POSER,
AINT GOT NOTHIN ON THIS PITCH.

THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

>>379283769
Okay bitch its time to play.
Im back and bigger
Swamperts my name.

You just look like a itty bitty shark
I bet thats why you always fuck in da dark
Now look at me im a real pokemon
Just wait to see my real long john.

Now i use Surf
Now i use Earthquake
Then guess what?
The little Bitch faints.

PRIMAPE IN THIS BITCH IM THE KING OF THE CAGE
YOU BETTER RUN AWAY IM THE EMBODIMENT OF RAGE
IM GLAD MY NIGGA MACHAMP GAVE ME A FUCKIN PAGE
YALLS RAP SO FUCKING BAD, YALL BITCHES MADE ME SAGE

IM STEPPIN IN, STEPPIN IN FOR THE WIN
AND IF I KNOCK YOU OUT, WELL, WHAT THEN?
WHAT, ALL YALL NIGGAS ALL WANNA FIGHT?
BRING IT THEN BITCHES, COME AT ME ALL NIGHT

YOULL GET THRASHED IN THE THROAT
YOULL GET STOMPED IN THE CHODE
AND IF YOU FUCKIN TOUCH ME ILL GO INTO BEAST MODE
AND ALL THE WHILE, IM SINGIN IM ON A BOAT

ILL MAKE YOU CRY
SHIT, ILL PROBABLY MAKE YOU DIE
IM FLY BITCH
THAT AINT NO FUCKIN LIE

SO COME AT ME BRO
IM READY TO GO
YOU ALREADY KNOW
IM FUCKING DYING TO GO TOE TO TO

>>379283637

TOKYO BRO?
TAKING CRED FOR HIROSHIMA?
AND FUCKING MY MA
AND DISSING MY BEEMA?
NOW THAT TAKES GUTS
TOO BAD YOU DON'T HAVE THEM
GETTING FUCKED IN YO BUTT
IS PROBABLY BAD FOR 'EM
SO I'MA BREAK THIS DOWN REAL EASY FOR YOU
AS YOU SIT THERE ON YOUR ASS - TOO PAINFUL TO POO

YOU CALL ME A LOSA
MAN I ALREADY RUINED YA
COME ON NOW JUNIOR
YOU LOOK LIKE FUCKING AUNT PETUNIA
FUCKING UNCLE VERNON
AS THESE TABLES I'M TURNIN'
BECAUSE I'M MACHAMP, PUNK
THATS SPELLED LIKE "CHAMPION"
AND NO FIRE BITCH IS GETTING HIS GAME ON
YOU KNOW WHY? THE GAMES ALREADY GONE AND YOU STILL HERE GOIN' ON AND ON, SONG AFTER SONG AS I'M RIGHTING THESE WRONGS AND YOU SUCKING DONGS FROM HERE TO MAR TO FUCKING KONGY HONG
LIKE YOU A DONKEY KONG
SHITTING EVERYWHERE AND FUCKING YOUR OWN MOM
SUCKING DICKS IN JUNGLES, SHOOTING COCONUT GUNS
WHEN MONKEY BITCHES SEE YOU, NIGGA: THEY RUN
RIGHT INTO MY ARMS, ALL FOUR OF EM, FUCKA,
AND LIKE MISTA T I CORRECT YOU, SUCKA
BECAUSE THIS PIMP IS AT THE HEIGHT OF HIS GAME
AND YOU JUST SOME FIRE TYPE FUCKA GONE INSANE.

UNTIL NOW ALL YOUR RAPS FUCKING SUCK
LOOKS LIKE YALL NEED A TASTE OF A LITTLE MUK

TRYIN TO HIT ME? YOU AINT GOT A CLUE
I'M ELASTIC, LIKE SOME FUCKIN GLUE
NEXT THING YOU KNOW YOU'RE COVERED IN MY GOO
GOT OFF ON YOUR FACE BEFORE YOU EVEN KNEW

HIT YA FACE WITH A SLUDGE BOMB
YOU WONT EVEN KNOW WHERE THAT SHIT CAME FROM
BURNS YOU UP LIKE NAPALM
MAKE YA RUN CRYING TO YOUR MOM

DON'T EVEN TRY TO RUN FROM ME
I'M MUK, A MOTHERFUCKIN G
I'LL MAKE YA SLIP BEFORE YOU HAD A CHANCE TO SEE
ME TACKLE YA, AND COUNT ONE TWO THREE

>>379282980
>>379278447
>>379274224

The real winner of this thread.

>>379280299
awesome. thanks, anon

>>379285122

OH OK, HOLD UP, WE GOT A BAD-ASS IN THE HOUSE
THINKIN' HE'S TOUGH SHIT, REALLY NO TOUGHER THAN A MOUSE
LIKE PIKACHU, RAICHU, OR THE RAT
BLOW YOU AWAY WIT' THE RAT-A-TAT-TAT

CHECK YO' SHIT SWAMP-BITCH, I'M THE BULLY OF THE SEA
NIGGAS ALL FEAR ME AND I GET ALL THE PUSSY
AND I'M IN MORE VERSION O THE GAME THAN YO' PUNK ASS,
SO STEP OFF AND DIE, YA MIGHT AS WELL BE GRASS
I CAN'T TELL YA HOW HARD I'D BE KICKIN' YO' ASS

LEMME PUT IT IN A WAY YOU CAN UNDERSTAND:
MY SCARY FACE ATTACK WILL MAKE YA CRAWL BACK UNDER THE SAND!

>>379285804
Forgot pic in the last one:

PRIMAPE IN THIS BITCH IM THE KING OF THE CAGE
YOU BETTER RUN AWAY IM THE EMBODIMENT OF RAGE
IM GLAD MY NIGGA MACHAMP GAVE ME A FUCKIN PAGE
YALLS RAP SO FUCKING BAD, YALL BITCHES MADE ME SAGE

IM STEPPIN IN, STEPPIN IN FOR THE WIN
AND IF I KNOCK YOU OUT, WELL, WHAT THEN?
WHAT, ALL YALL NIGGAS ALL WANNA FIGHT?
BRING IT THEN BITCHES, COME AT ME ALL NIGHT

YOULL GET THRASHED IN THE THROAT
YOULL GET STOMPED IN THE CHODE
AND IF YOU FUCKIN TOUCH ME ILL GO INTO BEAST MODE
AND ALL THE WHILE, IM SINGIN IM ON A BOAT

ILL MAKE YOU CRY
SHIT, ILL PROBABLY MAKE YOU DIE
IM FLY BITCH
THAT AINT NO FUCKIN LIE

SO COME AT ME BRO
IM READY TO GO
YOU ALREADY KNOW
IM FUCKING DYING TO GO TOE TO TOE

>>379284789
>>379285954
thanks guys. I'm actually a "comedy rapper" on YouTube. Not gonna post my name, cause lame promotion is lame, and anonymity and all. But I just had to join in on this. Great verses everyone. Epic bread indeed.

ALRIGHT MUK THAT WAS STRAIGHT UP WHACK
MY NAME IS JOHN THE WHISCASH WITH SWAG THAT YOU LACK
BETTER THAN YOU IN ANY WAY YOULL LEARN FROM MY ATTACKS
SHIT AFTER WINNIN BATTLES ALL I SEE IS BITCHES RACKS

DONT BE A STRANGER HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT
YOULL BE IN DANGER WHEN THE BATTLEFIELD GETS HOT
ALL YOU DO IS FAINT AND TRY TO TRAIN YOU ASSGOT
BITCH DONT BOTHER FLYIN BACK TO FIGHT JUST STOP

YOU STILL TRYIN TO FUCK DITTOS CAUSE I TOOK ALL THE BITCHES
AFTER MY EARTHQUAKE WE'LL FIND YA IN DITCHES
SO WHEN YOUR BITCH GIVES YOU A RASH
REMEMBER MY BITCH JUST BLEW ME (SHIT WAS SO CASH)

>>379285822
Awesome battle man. That was radical.
Ima post this somewhere public and see who everyone thinks won.

Same amount of posts, and I've copied all of it.

Who should I use next time?

>Mfw this thread

CAN'T STEP TO ME, IM FUCKING GENGAR
ILL SHOOT YOU DOWN AND LEAVE YOU FAR
I GOT GHOSTS CHILLIN UP IN DA CREW IN DA HOOD
WHATCHU GOT BITCH SUCKA? BETCHA WISH YA COULD
I GOT SHADOW BALL TO FUCK YO DAY UP
IT STABS YO BACK, LEAVE YA FACE UP
YOU CANT HIT ME WITH THAT PUSSY FIST
HELL ITS HARD TO TELL IF I FUCKING EXIST
SO PUT ON YO A GAME, TRYIN TO STEP TO ME
IM ORIGINAL GHOST, REAL O G.

>>379286920
same, i already screencapped most of the battles (Charizard vs Typhlosion and Jigglypuff vs Syther).

This was epicbread

>>379286920

Man that was incredible. I would love to know what other people thought. Next time, I'm going Flaafy.
If there is ever another one of these, we rematch.

Wobbuffet Wobbuffet Wobb Wobb.
Wobbuffet Wobbuffet Wobbuffet Wobb.
Wobb Wobb Wobb Wobbuffet Wob?
Wobbu Wobbu Fett Wobb Wobb!

Wobbbbuuuuffffffeeeetttt

>>379287900
Wobbuffet Wobbuffet Wobb Wobb.
Wobbuffet Wobbuffet Wobbuffet Wobb.
Wobb Wobb Wobb Wobbuffet Wob?
Wobbu Wobbu Fett Wobb Wobb!

Wobbbbuuuuffffffeeeetttt


(fuccccckk mee)

>>379287529

Theres like one a day recently bro. Yall shall have yalls rematch soon. Unless you miss the thread. Just keep an eye out.

GUYS, this thread IS archived, so go there to revisit this, and speak of the time that you were involved in the epic Pokerap battles of '12!

>>379288315
Link?

>>379286879
+1

>>379288995
delivar'd

http://chanarchive.org/4chan/b/35566/noko

>>379287529
>>379288176

I know man. That shit was fucking dope.

My first post will start with (11111). Just so you can see us round.

Rematch is on.

>>379286879
good one, i'm too lazy to think of another one though

You cunts think you're so divine?
Need a reason you suck? I'll give you nine.
You can't keep rythem and you can't hold a beet.
Your rhymes are pathetic and really quite cheap.
You think because you chose a pokémon with power
Makes you seem cool? Really? Cause everyone cowers
At the big and the bad
But it's really quite sad
That you can't be original, or take up a challenge
You're afraid of using big words in case you have to scavenge
Up ways to make your rhymes dope.
The best I've see so far has been from Slow Poke!

Now I don't mean to hurt anyone who tried
But I think we can agree that this thread has died
From the lack of skill you guys have shown
It took Ninetales to come show up you drones.

>>379289146

Can't wait. 11111 it is.
FLAAFY GO THROW DOWN

>>379289603

1x65pgtgb1k2cdpj.onion

heh heh heh

>>379289643
killer finisher

MILK TANK HERE BITCHES YOU CAN SUCK ON MY UTTER I RHYME SO HARD I MAKE ALL YOU FAGS STUTTER

THAT'S RIGHT IM A COW SO PREPARE TO GET HIT
YOU SEE THIS HOOVE? I'LL STOMP ON YOUR SHIT

GOT MILK IN MY VEINS, ITS THA NUMBA ONE DRINK
RAM MY HORN IN YAH GIRL, MAN I LOVE THAT PINK

YOU CAN TRY BUT YOU'LL FAIL WHEN I WHIP OUT THE TAIL

IT'S NO USE TRY AND FIGHT
WITH YAH BIRDY WINGS AND FLIGHT

I'LL WAIT AND KICK AND PULL OUT MY DICK
JIZZ ON YOUR BEAKS OR FOUR ARMED FREAKS

SO NOW YOU KNOW I AINT NO LAME ASS COW
I FUCK ALL LEAVIN YOU BITCHES SAYIN
WOW...

MY NAME IS LICKY LICKY AND I CAME TO ROCK!
IF YOU WANNA GO HATING YOU CAN SUCK ON MY COCK.
AND
CHOKE.
IM STOKED.
IM FUCKING DOPE.
IM A LICKY LICKY YOU'RE A STUPID SLOW-SLOW POKE.
SO FUCK.
YOU MUT.
I HOPE YOU BUST A NUT.
YOU LOOK A LITTLE CONFUSED. LIKE A NIG-BITCH PSYDUCK.

>>379289899
wait, what?

>>379289643

Really? really? I don't really like to boast
But drones? It seems you might have missed these posts?
>>379285954
My rhymes against yours, makes everyone wonder "what did she even post for?"

I'm J-I double G, L-Y Puff, and we
Don't really need to battle, for the crowd to know, the winners me
I'm tired as fuckin, can't do 16 bars, it's a little late
So here's my own tales for you, thing is, I murdered you in 8