So anon, why aren't you drinking beer, eating buffalo wings and watching the game (while browsing /v/ and /b/) in your own corner office with a view while making $98 an hour with tons of benefits?What have you been doing with your life to not wanna be alpha?
I always took us anons as people who've done something with our lives. Except for the newcandy-asss of course, who are probably the fat neckbeared stereotype that people thing of when the think 4chanCaptcha: Lord. aboxplo
>>379210198Fuck off candy-assgot. Go suck some more cock
Yes you're so alpha that you got flowers in your room and a gel pad for your hand, real tuff.
>>379210198your office is off the chain, brah. Is that another desk to the right? Seems almost like you don't have your own office? Like you're a typist or a call center bitch
>>379211789Comes with the job, I don't really care enough to decorate my office. What are you, an interior decor student (aka: a huge candy-assgot)?
some of us were born without a chance .brb gonna go steal and shit
>>379211993Yep, accountant, it's a shared office. Hey, I'm not Bateman, but still a whole lot better of how you must be doing.
FUCK YOUR $98 AN HOUR! $800k last year. Be an owner not a worker.
>Browsing /v/ or /b/Two boards filled with a shitload of cancer.I'm just here because I'm curious where the /b/ leak into /sp/ started.
>>379210198because you don't either.
>shares an office with someone else.>working on a sunday>claims to make 98 an hour>sucks one million dicks
>>379212046No I'm an engineer have fun working in your office fucking deskdweller.
>>379212246True, I've thought about that, but honest, the idea of being my own boss scares the shit out of me, more so when it would envolve employees and shit i would need to do myself
Do you have to actually know the shit you learn in an accounting major or once you get the job,do they just teach you how to use some type of software?
your office looks horrible!
Nobody on /b/ works. Everyone on this shitty board is under the age of fourteen.This board is absolute shit.
Because I have friends to watch the game with... and a laptop with wireless access for 4chan!
business analyst here for salesforce.comi make 33k a year.i'm 25
>>379212578Do it /b/ro. Two years deep, and loving life.
NICE SHOES RETARD HA HA HA HA HApic related: OP'S GIMPSOLES
>>379212591I learned and majored in accounting, but none of the stuff I learned really mattered in the end, as they basically asked me to create a new system from scratch according to that the owner wanted. Did that and settled, which was like 7 years ago. Company just really grew very quickly and I was along for the ride.
it's not even his own office. and at 98 an hour, he'd be wearing better, classier shoes and NOT gay ass cargo pants. plus, he's working on a Sunday. this guy is a trolling candy-assgot.
I think if i worked in that office I'd be suicidal
ITT thread OP thinks he's somebody.
looks like you share that office with someone else
Because I'm not American.Handegg doesn't interest me, and /v/ is a cesspit of faggotry, greentext and autism.I don't work because I'm a student, but earning money on the side via PC repair is easy enough.Oh, and you should install Gentoo, you faggot.
American football fucking sucks.
>>379212851But I mean, is the extra responsibility worth the freedom and possibility of failure (which incurs in huge costs)? Also, I don't know how many loyal customers I'd have.
brainwashed corporate bitch
JUst looking at your shoes ...
>>379210198wtf are those shoes!!!??
Lol, this thread is so embarrasing for OP its not even funny. What a candy-assgot!
>>379213432Doc Martens, I like 'em. Started wearing them when I would listen to some metal back when i was like 23, and the habit stuck. Hate wearing anything but boots, true story.
>>379210198That's not a corner office. There's a desk there immediately to the left.Also, you've got as much style as Occupy/b/ did.
I at least have my own cubicle broI need my privacy
I'm busy working on my website.Maybe you heard of it? fyahand.comBTW, I'm zeta. Fuck alpha and beta.
You also have tiny ass feet and so a tiny cock.
>>379213190Nope, I was just wondering if there were other anons like me out there, that started coming to /b/ and along the way made something of their life, while still being here.A troll entry seemed like the best way to get attention.
Well, i dont like tv
I'm 19 and have been NEET for two years since high school. Gaming until 4am, waking up at 1 in the afternoon, smoke weed all day. Leave the house occasionally. U jelly?
I fap and cuddle with my cat all day. But hey, I'm studying to be a veterinary nurse in October
>>379213754True, I used that as more of an expression. I do have a very nice view though.No accountant ever gets corner
>>379212377another successful raid. where should we go next
>>379213962Made something of their life by working Sunday night, Super Bowl night, in a lifeless, drab office that you have to share with some other shmuck? Lol, you ARE a candy-assgot!
>>379214119do your parents pay for you to do that. thats so cool
>>379214119Sounds like the worst life imaginable. Why would you not want to leave the fucking house?
>>379213962>A troll entry seemed like the best way to get attention.Welp definitely not a newfag
O hes one of "THOSE" fucking guys
>mfw op is an attention whore who really sells used cars while eating greasy butt-burn wings and drinking keystone out of a red plastic cup and viewing the biggest game of the year on a 36inch tv one deep..>tl;dr op is forever alone and has to work superbowl sunday
>>379213805oh look....another site like 4chan.
>>379214119I am actually. Sometimes I really wish I had more time for my games. I bought a shit load of them on steam sale, but haven't had time to play any games at all, there's just never time. I hate that sometimes, I do miss my freedom from time to time.captcha: seamen otworkp
>>379214119I'd hate that life.nojellyhere.indd
>>379214635>>379214742I leave the house when it's necessary or when I get bored. I work a full time shit job for like 3 months then just go NEET until the money runs out.
>>379214634I don't think there would be a TV in there if it were only 2 desks. Probably shares it with several people. Several smelly high school educated people, most of them probably Indian.
>anon makes $98/hr as an accountant>probably 4 years of school, if that>3rd year surgical resident makes ~$30/hr, no benefits>almost 12 years of school at this point>i have no face for this great injustice
>>379215208It's a gambling thing that grew a lot. Not-in-the-statescandy-ass here by the way. Boss is just really grateful for how good it all went.>mfw I know this could end like one of those mobster-movie scenarios>I'm living it>proceed to shit pants>get used to it>imokaywiththis
There is a desk next to yours, how alpha of you to share an office with another person with a non centered tv at your small naked wood style fake coated particle board desk.
So anon, why aren't you drinking beer, eating buffalo wings and watching the game (while browsing /v/ and /b/) in your own corner office with a view while making $98 an hour with tons of benefits?What have you been doing with your life to not wanna be deRP?
>>379215145And what do you usually do with your time, if you don't mind me asking? I've always been intrigued by this.One thing is been an asocial neckbeared with no game, another is to willingly seclude yourself, which I think is awesome.
>>379216344see>>379214757
>>379210198I have those same speakers.
>>379216236Never said it's heaven. As said, I could be a lot better of and even better, not living in a third world country. I am aware that a lot of you got better shit than me.What I wanna know is where all other anons (old and new) stand nowadays.
To be more precise, having been here for almost 8 years, I just wonder if I'm the only ones who's "life moved on, grew up and made my life (but am still here)" kinda deal.Or am I seriously the only 30+ year old in here and everyone's just a kid?
Or hey, if you wanna take this another way: how do YOU see yourself once you hit this age/point. I'm intrigued, that's all. I think my life is ok, but it's creepy to think that I am already living an adult life, despite the fact that I try not to.Or don't you fear the day that you'll have to put on a suit, a smile and go to work in the place you plan to stay in?
Nobody is jealous of your shitty life.
find a girl, leave b/ act your age/thread.b/ like all other forms of computerised interaction facilitates one thing, the comodification of human interaction, usually for personal gain of the board/website owner.in short you gain nothing from b/ so if you have a stable income get a girl and settle down.
>>379218334I've never been a settle-down person, I kinda like a most-of-the-time single, I never stay with a girl more than 4-5 months.But is that really it? Have I outgrown /b/ to the point that no other anons like me are around? It's just a disturbing thought, all the more because my friends are pretty much stuck at mediore level spots and it's weird to think "this is the rest of our/their lives"
by the look of your shoes, your certainly not alpha...or at least have any fucking friends haha candy-asslord
Like you know, when you reach that point like the Narrator in fight club... I mean, I got what I want, it's just weird to imagine "I am gonna settle for this". Then there's the constant fear of "should I spend this much or save up in case the feds ever close down our gamblin network" and so on...I mean, they know we exist, but it's a ever present fear.
>>379218820Have a baby
>>379219115Stop depressing me
>>379219233You for real!? Shit, hell no. I can't handle kids, much less losing my freedom like that. Also, a appropriate bitch would be needed, and I just don't think that anyone is "made" for me. Can't stand them after a while.
Makes 98/hourEats from paper plates and drinks from plastic cups. What a tool.
>>379218820just trying to clarify what b/ realy does it does not benefit anyone and really just absorbs time and energy, if you come here to gain some sort of solice by being part of a community thatn you are deluding yourself, b/ is not a community its a black hole it absorbs emotion and gives nothing in return.anyway no more advice i have balanced my carma for giving you a retard foot and i must go my people need me.
>>379210198>working in your own corner office>98 an hour>in denial about shitty office job lifefuckin lol'd
>>379219324Well, it's my life. Can't really help it. There's also good shit: At least the family is never disappointed, as my 2 brothers (one is a dentist and the other a psicologist) never made it, just got their shitty little clinic and the other one is a school psicologist, so I can actually give my old ones money.
>>379210198Your shoes and furniture tell me you're a fucking receptionistAlso who the fuck works on a SUNDAY NIGHT? Unionized candy-assgot detected
>>379219700You are strangely right. Wow, never saw it that way, usually I'm just always here with a grin on my face. Thanks.
because i dont care about money. they biggest cancer on the planet
>>379220020Nopes, try overseas gambling network. Never said I'm living "DA AMERICUNT DREAM"
>>379219885psicology......did he go to midical school?
Small feet = small dick. Also another desk! 2/10. Also a tiny LCD! Hehe
>>379220309It really is. It's addictive. And the thing is, I know that if I leave here (this job) I wouldn't find anywhere paying me even NEAR what I'm making. Hell, here people with my job make like $10 an hour at most. I just got lucky in a way.
*he-hem*sorry for all those candy-asss like OP and the 800k guy
>>379220365Dunno, we don't keep too much in touch, both live in different countries than me. Just know it's a good school where he's the psychologist. Think he doesn't have the medical, otherwise I'd go visit for free pills for sure.
>>379219533Babies are good. I have one.I'm too old for /b/ (24) but occasionally I find myself back here...
>>379220765Meh, I'm ok not making more. Hell, I feel uncomfortable making what I make. Again, the opening posts where just bait for people. The info is mostly true though.
>>379210198Why are you making hourly wage and not a salary.Also why are you at work on a Sunday?Also football is for roody-poos.
>>37922092824!? Jesus, I wish I could have 24 again. Seems weird as fuck to think it was so long ago, it doesn't feel that way, but yeah, at that age I pretty much got a "job-to-pay-for-my-weed-and-for-parties" here and never expected to stay stable. Time flew by.
You americans and your shitty plasticcup beer...Greetings from germany!
>>379210198>>379210198what do you do?CAPTCHA: the Easines
>>379221251Owner doesn't believe in fixed salaries, says you "get paid what you work", and, in this business, it makes sense.As to why I'm working, today is the busiest day of the year (and tomorrow, since we do player payouts for the superbowl)
>>379210198It looks like you work in a windowless room with another person in it. It also apperas that you are at work on a sunday at 8pm eastern on a sunday night. You also appear to be despeartly alone. OP is a sad, pathetic candy-assgot.
LOLOLOL$98 an hour??I'm a fucking yacht salesman and I sell fucking yachts and I made 2.2 million dollars last year sitting on my fucking ass on my fucking yacht that I kept for myself.The fucking Baha Men were there, you jelly?
>>379221349How old are you?Yeah, I miss spending my money on weed. Now I got some bitch wanting money from me all the time.
>>379221591Head Accountant at a overseas gambling network. Started in this company when it was a call center with 5 people and the owner. It grew and now we are big as fuck.
busy sterilizing jars for me shroomcakes :D
>>379221746I still smoke a lot. Being known as the guy with good weed is a great thing, specially cause my home ain't too shabby. I'm currently 32, going for 33 this year. Started coming on /b/ back when I was like 23-24
haha well were not wasting our time with an idiotic structure of "success and failure" made up by dumb ego driven mad men who repress their molestation issues and then sip it down with a diet coke.
>>379222241I didn't really understand what you meant to say, sorry.
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>>379222241makes perfect sense to me
>>379222382Its hard to make sense of things youre currently trying to repress ;)
>>379214823Well yeah, a shit ton of people work here, be it design, phones, chat, emails, etc... We give out paper plates+cups to the employees and buy food, good stuff too. But how douchy would we look eating in porcelain plates with silverware. And buffalo wings no less.
>>379223114Oh. Clever. But no, I don't really have anything repressed. I'm perfectly aware of which road I walked and where I stand, and how terrified I am of what's to come.
Going on 4chan while at work?You're a fucking moron.
>>379210198$98 an hour and those are the shoes you wear?
Alpha enough to not work in an office and have a good life actually living out in the real world. 9-5 is for cunts.>feelsgoodman
>>379222914Define "troll" in this scenario.Am I gonna say LOL MY LIFE IS SO MUCH BETTER? no, not really.That was just a troll/flame bait.
out of nowhere
>>379217168hey /b/ro i came to /b/ when i was like 17 (underage) and have gone to art school and business school since.i own a tattoo parlor with my best friend shits pretty cash we have like 4 extra artist and an accountant i'm pretty happy
>>379223662Touche. I many days work more than 9-5, but mostly just for the extra hour(s), which I do get paid.Most of my money goes payments and a good part to my old foks and some to help my brothers whenever I get the chance. Of course, I do party a lot and spend tons on games.
>>379223539Why, what should I be wearing? $300 office shoes? Why the fuck would I wanna wear that? Because they're expensive?I am still me, and I like wearing boots.
>>379223470Whats wrong with that? I do it too.
>>379223958Wow, a tattoo place sounds awesome! Do you have shop set up near a college aread or in a mall-ish place or how's business/target audience working?
>>379223470Why? I could watch porn if I wanted to and nobody is gonna tell me shit as long as I'm not jerking of in front of everyone. I mean, I wouldn't cause that just ain't cool, but 4chan? Why the fuck not?
>mfw janitor takes a picture at the boss's desk
>>379210198Sitting at home making thousands a week on online ads on about twenty five different websites. I make a shit ton, so I can just stay home and enjoy the game. Not to mention the wife tied to the bed.
>2012>watching hand egg
>>379210198$98 an hour and you're wearing those shitty shoes?gimme a break.
>>379224524You're saying you work in an office, are doubtfully even manager status, and bank 17+ grand a month? You're lying out of your ass.
>dat shoes>not alpha
>>379210198how much is in your savings?Making 96 dollars an hour, and working a 70 hour work week?in threee years you should be a millionaire, raises not withstanding? How much money do you save a year? I'd save as much as possible for the four or five years I'd milk that job. Probobly try and save 305,000 every year, and then start cashing in on some of that sweet sweet compounding interest.
>mfw somebody making $98 an hour has such a shitty office
>>379210198I've been fucking your sister,thanks for asking
>>379224312the parlors set up near a bar.i used to have a strict no drunk police because i didn't want to engrave a gf name on someones forehead without them really thinking about it, we had allot of customers anyway. eventually we wanted a renovation and let them come in anyway we got a burst of drunks coming in asking for "jesus" of "a dragon" maybe "loke a rainbow with like flying fucking Turkeys an shit"
