>you ask for decaf and are being a jerkoff, I give you expresso
>I give you expresso
>expresso


....it's espresso you fucking idiot. You don't work at a coffee place.

Primanti Bros.

>sandwiches cost .50 cents to make, sell for $6 or more
>I was the only employee that washed my hands
>employees smoke with gloves on, then go make your food
>cheese steak is mostly soy and scrap meat
>lamb for gyro meat is same as above, just spiced
>wings that get dropped on floor are simply tossed in fryer to "kill germs."
>vegetarian requests are cooked in beef juice anyway

i'll just leave this here... http://pint.ws/ml/7927

>>378698955

sorry grammar Nazi, contribute or GTFO

>>378699453
mad

>>378699711
lol at attempts at trolling
grammar troll =/= troll

>>378699453

>>378699453
he real mad

>>378699816
I haven't even the slightest clue what you are trying to imply.

>>378699284

>sandwiches cost .50 cents to make, sell for $6 or more

A company that makes a profit?????!?!?! No fucking way man.

>>378699711
>>378699847
I AINT MAD, TELL A STORY OR GTFO, IT'S WHAT THIS FORUM IS FOR

>>378699883

I think he wants to say that calling some one out for being a dumbass isn't a troll... and it's not...

but that doesn't mean he's any less of a dumbass...

everryone in dis thread be mad

>>378700025
>not mad
>all caps
>forum

3/10

>Work at a Pizza place
>I deliver
>If you are known to not tip well, drivers talk shit about you, and eventually you don't get your pizza as fast
>If you order a pizza, but never pick it up, we eat that shit. But only if it's a good kind of pizza.
>The bigger you're known for a big tip, the more free shit you get (parmesean, crushed peppers, ranch, ect.)

>

>>378700238

GTFO

>>378699997
>>378699997

I simply was telling you the cost to make "world famous" sandwiches that are always featured on Man Vs. Food and the Food network.

they aren't even anything special. tastes like shit, slapped together faster than a big mac and shittier quality

>>378699284
they cost more then $0.50 to make because they are paying to to make it plus the cost of food

>>378699883
Halt I am Batman. You punks are derailing this thread and it's time I put an end to this!

>>378699284
lie. you don't know crap... that's a better profit margin than Doctor's Assoc and they have one of the best in industry.

domino's pizza can create a medium cheese pizza for less than $1.36 (excluding labor or hard costs).

levi's jeans cost less than $4.75 for materials and assembly labor.

>>378700333
trips confirm

>>378700238
IF UR NOT GOING TO CONTRIBUTE THEN GTFO. NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR U MAD SHIT. GET THE FUCK OUT FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME! I AM NOT NOT NOT NOT MAD!!!!! CHRIST!

Discover card
> you can get a lower payment is you go 3 or more months post due
> they'll only settle if you're over 120 days past due> >they'll settle for less the further behind you are, bit don't go past 210 days

>>378700714
1/10

I'm giving you a 1 because you managed to provoke me into replying yet again.

>>378700513

If you want to talk crazy profit margins, nothing can beat draft beer or fountain pop.

Maybe costs 5 cents for a pint of beer. MAYBE.

No more than 5 cents for a 64 oz. pop.

>>378700954

>>378700827

GOD DAMNIT DUDE YOU THINK YOU'RE SO FUCKING FUNNY YOU FAGGOT GTFO NO ONE CARES

>>378700417

average 200 an hour during rush

I was paid $9 an hour

4.5 cents extra per sandwich. my bad. I fucking hate when people such as myself post unique original content and get nothing good out of it. maybe I should have added tits cause we've never seen those before

>>378700313
>The bigger you're known for a big tip, the more free shit you get (parmesean, crushed peppers, ranch, ect.)

how is it free if you have to pay more to get it?

>>378701054
I'm not trying to be funny, I'm just pointing out that I believe you are not being serious with your enraged behaviour.

>>378700313
>If you are known to not tip well, drivers talk shit about you, and eventually you don't get your pizza as fast
But I still get it? You don't spit in it or anything. Fuck if I care then, I still get to just sit a wait.

>>378701164

THAT'S THE ONLY COMMENT I'VE MADE SO FAR. BEFORE THAT IT WAS SOMEBODY ELSE.

Im do detail cleaning on high end cars (washed 2 vipers yesterday) we us water to clean the windows. It works fine but we always tell costumers its a special cleaner only we have. also people are paying 150 bucks to have their car windows cleaned with water lol.

We also will steal you i-pods and phones if they are under the seats.

>>378700954

Gotcha.

>>378700513

sorry, I can't find this LIE you are talking about?!?!? maybe it's just me. I must be stupid

Hallmark Warehouse

>I spit in some cards
>I blow my nose in some cards
>Any bugs that happen to be in shipping containers end up in cards
>I randomly insert envelopes to go with the cards
>I've came in cards before

>>378700954
>>378700954
>>378700954

>>378701424
It's pretty clear why you clean cars for a living LOL.

>>378701513
yep, confirmed, it is you that is stupid.

>>378701953

gimme proof nigga!!!!!! back that shit up internet tough guy

>>378701082
200 sandwiches in an hour? that's a lot of sandwiches you made there you mass manufacturer.
200 sandwiches hr
3 1/3 sandwiches a minute
1 sandwich every 18 seconds.

>>378700313
Oh shit! Free ranch!? Totally worth tipping you losers five dollars.

>>378699284
>vegetarian requests are cooked in beef juice anyway

>>378701555

And errrrything is all right between the ears. Yup.

>>378702349
most spanish restaraunts use pork lard in refried beans also

>work in brothel
>i'm the only one that washes my vagina out

>>378702216
>>378702216

if you even live anywhere near pittsburgh, go to primantis and watch them turn those suckers out if you don't believe me.

>bread down. presliced
>meat heated. flipped. cheesed.
>fries, coleslaw, tomato added at once in a handfull

The hospital of gibraltar puts a fuckload of butter in their morning toasts. Gives it to all the elderly patients and in the end they throw out 60% of what they make. e.g they make 100, they use 40. What fucking bullshit honestly.

>>378702326

eighteen seconds is a long time to crank out a sandwich if you know what you're doing

>>378699999

>>378698690

Chili meat is just old burger meat that wasn't used within the holding time. The holding time is supposed to be five minutes, but at the Wendy's I was at, we held it for at least an hour if nobody ordered it. Then when we decided it was too bad, we put it in the chili bucket. Which, by the way, smells like roadkill. Then, the meat in the bucket is chopped and put into the leftovers of yesterday's chili.

Yum.

>>378702762
primantis is in ft lauderdale

>>378702216
>1 sandwich every 18 seconds.

That sounds reasonable.

If it takes you longer to assemble a simple sandwich when all the ingredients are prepared and ready to go right in front of you, you don't need to be working at a busy sandwich shop.

Not to mention, you can make multiple sandwiches at once, and I assume there is more than one person making sandwiches.

>>378703050

there's 2 of em in Florida I believe but the menu is different and one is pizza only I think

There's like 18 in Pittsburgh where they started. such an overrated piece of shit restaurant yet the dumb fuck locals can't get enough

>used to work at KFC
>one time did a shart in the middle of a shift
>kept working
>when nobody was looking whiped my pooey ass with hand towels
>Did not wash my hands
>Continued handling the food with my slightly pooey hands

90% of what I "cook" at a NE Ohio restaurant, is pre-made days, sometimes a week before. We cook a massive amount of chicken breast and tiny chicken strips then use them for days afterward. The pot roast is made, then portioned into what we give the customers in an order. Sometimes that shit lasts longer than a week depending on the frequency of the orders. Almost everything except the burgers and the steaks and steak-like sandwiches are microwaved.

>>378702189
uh oh, internetz bullying. quick, report! sage, noko, damn... what do i do?

>>378703283

>>378702957

is the chili still mostly made of old meat, a bag of frozen vegetables, and a bag of that red powder shit? then you'd boil it in a pot of water for three hours or so (probably stirring maybe if it wasn't a rush and people remembered) and then chili

that's how they did it when i worked there

>>378702957

>The meat in chili is ground beef originally meant for a burger

So? I never got why people think this is gross. ground beef is ground beef.

>>378703346

Then it most likely all tasteth like shite.

>>378703687

The beef sits all day in a room temperature heater before they take it out, cut it, and put it in the chili.

>>378700417
You forgot all the overhead.
Franchise costs
Employees
Utilities
Advertising
Maintainance
Fees for credit card processing.
Ect ect

The idiot who thinks it only costs 50 cents has obviously never run a business.

I used to work at a Randall's deli.
The entire company, i.e. Randalls, Safeway, Tom Thumb, etc., get almost all of their money from returning customers. So if you want something bad enough, if you go and complain to a manager, there's a good chance you'll get it. This tends to work best with bakery, deli, and meat market stuff. So, say you want an 8-piece chicken deal, but you want four of the pieces to be breasts, complain, and you'll probably get it.
On the other hand, if we caught people being assholes, we would do our best to screw people over, like leaving a piece out, or slicing meats at weird cut sizes. But if customers were cool, we'd give them something extra for free.

>>378703628

Pretty much.
We never stirred the chili.

>work at a helpdesk
>don't give a fuck about your problems
>profit

>work at pizza place
>drivers will drop wings and just throw them back into your order
>most "specials" are just made from a single large pizza that is just contorted in different ways to make you pay more
>people hardly wash hands
>dishes are dropped then used anyways
>half of the employees are illegal and dont speak much english

Bartender
>We give people normal amounts of alcohol in mix drinks to start with
>Then when they have had three drinks we only give them half of the normal amount to make a better profit
>When they are totally drunk they say stuff like "Wheres the alcohol in this?" to which we reply "You cant taste it because you've got used to it."
>In the time that it would take to notice that makes no sense, they're already looking at something else.
Also,
>Women usually only get about 1/3 of the amount of alcohol as men in a mix drink, unless I'm trying to fuck them, then they get about 2/3.

Work at UPS warehouse
>play basketball with your packages
>use your package for a stepping stool
>if your package is food, I eat some of your package
>I may steal your package
>I may play with your package or break it just cuz Im real nice guy
>I sometimes hide a package in your package cuz Im santa claus bitch
>I pick my nose and butt and wipe it on your package
>sometimes your package falls 30 ft from conveyer belt and hurts me and I sue UPS over your package, good job guy

>>378703733
think what you want. we're busy as fuck. owner just opened a second location. He's the only person who owns one that isn't a directly controlled franchise of the company. There have been people fired from the corporate owned restaurants who he immediately hired to work at his because they can't tell him who to hire and it's a lot easier when you don't have to train a mother fucker.

>>378698690
i own a dunkin doughnuts and i would fire a worthless fuck like you from any of my three sore inb4 arab im white bitch

>Work as an EMT with American Medical Response
>Basic transport costs $1,200 if we do absolutely nothing for you plus $38 per mile.
>Majority of the time we take the longer route to make call last longer
>Company will charge you for materials we never even used on you
>Protip: If you call 911 just let us treat you at your house but dont let us transport you. You will get no bill.

OP here and by the lack of stories in this thread, most of you people posting have never worked a day in your life or you would contribute.

fat lazy neck beard fucks who live off their parents.

>>378704613
No you're some kind of asian, stop lying

>>378704613
>i own a dunkin doughnuts
>my three sore
pick one

>>378704255

We play hockey at fedex.

>>378704255

Which is all why you work at an UPS warehouse.

Enjoy your life.

>>378705039
and what kind of job do you expect from an 18yo?

>>378704255
Do you fart on my package ??

>>378704613

if managers/owners like you treated employees better, I would care more about the job at hand. Too bad you make all the money and can give yourself raises yet .25 or .50 cents that was promised to me after 3 months never came.

>anytime someone asks for free water without purchase, you will dish water

Lol i remember I went to some place and the water tasted horrid, pretty sure they gave me some funky shit like that so I spit it out on their ground and threw it. I fucking hate the idea of putting a price on water.

>>378705008
ill have to try that
>>378705039
UPS is a great company with lots of opportunities for people who aren't fortunate enough to go to college, you have to start at the bottom, anyone you see driving a brown truck makes $50000ish+ a year, in a 18wheeler you make $100000+. Enjoy those student loans.

not a good way to make friends.

>>378705205

In your case, the sort of job you'll have for the rest of your life.

Starbucks worker here.

> If you're an asshole, we'll give you decaf.
By the way, doing this the other way around, like the OP said, is fucking stupid. Some people are allergic to caffeine, and you can kill them. This way you just keep them from waking up.

> Every once and a while we'll accidentally not use the right milk, and will just send it out.
If it was soy or something, then we will remake it, but not if you wanted 1% and we used 2%.

>>378705384
>I was making $7.25/hr
>Mexican girl with nice tits was making $8/hr
>I didn't want to live on this planet anymore
>Verbally assaulted my managers and started doing a shitty job like the mexican girl
>Managers told me I'd get a raise if I took my old responsibilities
>Got my $.75 raise
>Mexican quit

>>378705394

it's not about charging for the water, it's just the fact that I would get ghetto ass niggards and crack-whore moms come in with 6 kids on a hot day, stand in line, and ask for 8 ice waters in cup carriers for free without purchasing anything.

I could be serving actual paying customers instead.

cups cost money, ice cost money, carriers cost money, water was filtered so that costs money

Sometimes people go to work without feeling compelled to intentionally make things difficult for the customer.

>>378705939

yet no profit is lost on the insignificant amount of supplies.

Macy's

>There are always coupons at every register
>If clerk tells you they don't have one they're lying
>Tell them you're Canadian, they always keep 10% off coupons for Canadians
>Hint that you want a Macy's Card. They'll often leverage you with coupons. Get the coupon, say you don't want the card.

>>378705216
no, thats just not right man, too far

>>378698690
Coffe has less caffeine than ESPRESSO. There's no x in espresso, you should be ashamed that you work in a place that serves it and has it written everyfuckingwhere and you still don't know that.

You're a huge candy-assgot that will amount to nothing.

I work at mcdonalds I spit in your drinks I DON'T GIVE A FUCK

>>378704744
Protip: As the EMT, you're not driving. The Ambulance Operator (AO) does, and makes minimum wage (or barely over) for 24 hour shifts.

I hope they make it into the Fire Department opening, but in the Los Angeles Metro area, that is not usually the case.

>>378702762
Let's see you spell coffee right first

>>378706242

we already covered the spelling chief, read the posts.

btw, coffe has 2 E's, as in COFFEE

no shit it has a lot of caffeine, that's why it was given to assholes who would ask for fresh decaf when I just made the pot 5 minutes ago but that was not good enough for them. It's company policy to keep coffee on for 20 minutes, then dump it. I don't go out of my way for ignorant customers who think that them spending $2 on coffee is affects me and I should suck their figurative dicks.

>cashier at wal*mart
>give me a reasonable sounding price match, real or not, and we'll give it to you

>see thread about job secrets
>think might be alright
>open thread
>find retards arguing about who is the most retarded
>mfw

Work at Starbuck.
>All coffees are the same.
>Not one singles person have complain.

>>378704255

Worked for UPS for awhile
>Toss Omaha steaks, watch cooler break open
>Fra-gee-ley? What's that mean?
>Throw box here glass break. Don't have to deliver that one.

>>378703346
Quaker steak and lube, or scorchers or firehouse. Right .?

>Work in a little bar
>Manager does it for the fun and not profits
>Often give out free beers, more pop and wine per glass.
>Generally nice experience.

Shit man, I work at Pizza Hut and there is some seriously crazy shit sometimes. ALL pizzas come from hardasfuck frozen discs, oil the fuck outta the pan, spray some non-stick flavor shit on dough, shove it in poofer (makes shit poofy, duh), yank shit out, throw toppings on it, shove in oven, the end.

BUT. Pans flake onto dough (little pieces of metal shit or carbon or whatever) especially on stuffed crust. Sauce is premade shit, add water, stir, the end.

Rudefuck customers eat spit or, if indian or whatever, mash up pork, layer it under cheese, haha fuck you go to hell. Crazy ass attitude Shananay types? Yeah, your wings get the balltouch. Low tipper? Your shit sits on the rack until a 2nd or even 3rd delivery ready to go out.

Rpeatedly bad tipper/rude? Late 'za, balltouch, spit, weak on all toppings/sauce, little to no cheese packet shits, "oops forgot soda brb" lols.

Try calling to bitch? Manager apologizes etc etc, hangs the phone up, flips it off, enjoy your impotent rage candy-ass lol. Cut with clean blade so you dont get meat paste shit in your mouth and go to hell? Fine. Be rude about it? Ha ha, gonna cut up a meat lover's then rub that fuckin blade all over your veggie lovers you asshole.

Yep. Fun times at the 'Hut.

>>378699999

>>378701424
>>378701424
>>378701424
>>378703283
>>378704255

>i accidentally the whole unemployment check.

future recipients of my tax dollars. glad i could help you fuckwits out.

>>378701726
>>378701440
>>378701044
same newcandy-ass that can't quote.

Work at Movie Theater
>All beef hot dogs are all pork
>Ice makers are used so much there isn't enough time to clean them, so they get mold
>Popcorn sits all day during a slow day, by 3pm its been sitting for five hours
>Hot dogs are heated, cooled, and reheated infinity times until they are sold, which is a health risk
>Soda syrup lines are never cleaned, mold inside the lines
>We catch people fucking every day, at least twice a day
>Daily profit margin on the weekends for candy sales alone are 1200% after electricity and payroll, you overpay
>We sweep popcorn under your seats instead of cleaning it up, check the last seat on either side and see if there is a mound of popcorn under there.
>If you find those popcorn flavor things that we sell, we re-sell it.
>Movie theaters have mice problems equivalent to the worst warehouses.
>Tradition at my job was to piss a little bit in the pickle jars.
>If we found hot people having sex, we'd record it and confront them after they finish.
>Sometimes employees will play behind the screens for the whole movie. I had sex behind the screen once. We made fun of the customers from behind the screen.
>Bags of popcorn kernels usually are accompanied by cockroaches and rat shit. We don't filter those things out.

America:

>Freedom of speech is a mirage
>Tax dollars are wasted
>More money spent on warfare than healthcare
>Americans can't spell espresso

Worked for the USPS as a chrsitmas causal.
>Didn't care if your stuff said Fragile. (shocker?)
>Would normally go through your mail. Not open it but try to see if it had money in it.
>I had to move weird things around. (I unloading/loaded trucks.) I'm talking infected blood, Human eyes for transplants. The list goes on and on.

>>378707436
you best be trollin'

>>378707309
all this "bad-tipper" shit is kinda fucking annoying.
i grew up kinda poor and we rarely had pizza or takeaways, once every few months if i was lucky, and we usually couldn't spare the couple of dollars to tip. and seriously, is it really that hard to drive to a house and give the person some food? do you really need the extra money on top of what you're already paid?

I've never had a job that I didn't give two fucks about and it's solely because I knew that the company I worked for didn't give two shits about me.

When companies start treating their employees well then their employees might actually be productive and not put their balls on everything.

>7-eleven in canada
>we can write off any hot foods we sell and give it. but never ask for it for free.
>if ur cool and make small talk and say please and thank you, (basically, be different from the hundreds of other people i serve that just bark at me and leave) Ill give you more shit, or i wont charge you for the slurpee, or the coffee, or ill give you extra wings or slices of pizza or something. Or when i owe you $3.93 ill just give you 4$

Also, if you live in a small town with a 7-eleven, make friends with the cashier, trust me, we know everyone. were good people to know. Plus free shit.

At my Moving Van company, we take people's stuff, and then we put it in another house.

>>378707309

>poofer

the fucking word is proofer. but the idea is the same

>>378707858
>>378705384
We get it.

>>378707708

>Transplants being shipped through UPS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Keep that great career going, bro.

>>378707608
yours actually made the popcorn? i worked for a theater and we had big-ass bags of pre-made popcorn in one of the storage closets. the owner had us run the popper while movies were ready to start or end, then while the lobby was empty, we just dumped the pre-made shit in.

­

>>378707953
>pooper

the fucking word is pooper get it right

>>378708171

that's awful, I can't believe you do that at your job

>>378708127

USPS. Not UPS.

Yes, only eyes. I swear to god. Look that shit up. As for the blood, I'm not sure it was infected, but it did have a biohazard sticker. But that would be just because it was blood.

>>378704255
>>378704255
>>378704255

Also UPS/b/ro here. I can back this up completely.

>throw tv's and other expensive shit
>break glass
>get paid

>>378706828
True! Older cashiers will check adds but the younger ones always want you to read it to them so my wife reads off the prices until she hits the steaks or something expensive then she will cut the price in half. Never been questioned.

>>378698690
Worked a dunkin donuts for about 7 months

>spit in the iced coffee's whenever you were being a cock
>the iced coffee bags were changed once a month, if that.
>mold would grow and stay in the tubes of the creamer machines for about a month at a time
>the eggs we used for the breakfast sandwiches should've been thrown out weeks ago
>if you ever hear the indians talk yadlahyadlah to each other in the middle of your order, they're most likely talking shit about you

>>378708640
>Someone raised attention to his bullshit.
>"Oh yeah it was like that but it probably wasn't because I'm full of shit"

>>378708214

proofing the pooping

>>378708640
No worries. I used to work with some farmer who pulled hundreds of bags of blood out of goats in the name of research. He'd put them in about 6 coolers every Wednesday and drop them on the nearest Greyhound bus on it's way to the research labs. You'd be surprised what's moved around right underneath your noses.

Nigger

>>378707309

Must be a local thing.

The pizza hut in my town is all hand tossed and made right in front of you.

Colette Froeschle: I support every comment that condemns your recent commerical that adds to the contant discrimination this breed endures, that includes my two year old pit. She grew up with my grand children and I dont care how much my kids love me, they would NEVER allow thier kids around a bad dog, even for grand ma. So if given the choice of McDoghaters or my Pit and all the Pits I know??? we are going to BURGER KING. And, I will continue to call your 1-800 number until your "technical diffculties" have been resolved.

>>378708968

Don't believe me, I don't care. You must live a very sheltered life not to believe that. But whatever. typical /b/tard. If it isn't what he wants to hear then is doesn't exist. Go fuck a trap you Faggot. Real men are talking.

>>378708937

Dunkin Donuts worst job I've ever had. I quit because they wouldn't let me take off of work for the weekend to go visit my dad out of state who was in the hospital dying of cancer.

>>378707814

FYI most delivery guys work for tips and aren't paid shit.

>>378709035

Damn, goats blood? On a greyhound bus. The thought of that is funny.

>>378707708

>Worked for Habitat for Humanity
>Spent money out of pocket when things weren't coming together
>Worked long hours for free
>Triple checked my work so that no problems would occur later
>Used techniques most people were skeptical of in order to make the house more energy efficient, and therefore cheaper to live in and maintain
>Made a family very happy

You all are scum fa­gs have fun working at Pizza Hut. Fa­gs may be eating spit but at least they don't work at Pizza Hut.

Red Lobster:

> the food is ok
> i serve tables with my dick out behind my apron

>trains derail all the time and our first priority is to hide it from people.

>>378706828
>>378706828
This everytime

>>378709740

lol'd. If this is true, you are a hero.

>>378709602

I didn't do that stuff. It was all the war vets that had been there for 20+ years. I really went out of my way to make sure I didn't break anything.
A causal Can get fired for that stuff. Those "lifers" could do ANYTHING and not lose there jobs.

Worked at a Coldstone Creamery for a few months.

>really friendly customer service
>really clean environment, store cleaned every night
>pretty good ice cream, overpriced but it was worth it
>got a free medium sized milkshake or ice cream at the end of every shift (would just upgrade that to the large, no one would care)
>if some customer was a prick, can't tamper with food because it's prepared right in front of you
>store always smelled really nice, like sugar and waffle cones

sounds like you candy-assz worked in some ghetto ass shitholes

>>378709988
all the time there is no way to see it but i think its fucking funny as hell i also jerk off in the bathroom about twice a day

>>378710241
>>378710241

This is for you

>>378708968

>Child can't comprehend that stuff happens ouside of world or Fagcraft
>Thinks he knows everything.
>Nope

Really you are the cancer killing /b/
You have never worked in your life but
act like some guy who has seen it all.

This is for you pic related.

ITT: Whiny candy-assgots who think they're too good for their jobs, except for this guy:

>>378710169

You're alright. I've worked some shitty jobs in my day, but I did what was asked of me. Nothing more, admittedly, but nothing less. Father was a Vietnam vet and he taught me to have pride in your work because you don't need validation from anyone else other than yourself.

>bus tables at resturant in ohio.
>do a good job.
????
>profit.

Live in Portland.
Work at an MB shop.
Tell hipsters that old Mercedes diesels can run bio, no problem.
Chuckle when they have to dip into their trust funds a few weeks later when the injection pump goes out.

>>378710880

You are so right. I work my ass off. Fuck it.
Doing a bad job doesn't make the day go by faster.

>>378704254
I fucking knew it, some bitch tried to pull this shit on me and I complained and got kicked out, never went there again

>>378710880

> implying they even do any of these things.

chances are they just do the job, come home and post their revenge fantasies on an anonymous image board. fight club was a shitty movie, get over it.

>>378711297

True. Shit, some fucking dickhead customer or misplaced angst isn't worth losing a job over. Even a shitty job is better to being unemployed.

>>378711621

Shhh. don't say that. Guys like this might get mad.

>>378708968

>Working at Dundler Mifflin
>Talks to all Pam all day
>Make fun of Dwight.
>Act like i'm on the phone
>Play basketball in the warehouse
>Fuck bitches and get money
>Fuck Pam
>Everyone walk the dinosaur.

>>378711871

Yeah, plus if you make friends at work. That
can be the difference between a shitty day and a great day. Work is only as bad as you let it be. Granted some fucktard might upset you, but how you react is all that matters.

Worked at a nearby gas station.

>late night shifts
>weird fuck people come in, including but not limited to: tweakers, drunks, stoners, and the average truck driver.
>I don't care if you're any of the above, but if you're nice and polite (usually the stoners are the most polite and funny encounters) I won't tax you on your purchase. I also ask to see I.D. when people buy alcohol, but still sell it to them anyway even if they are underage, as long as its not too obvious to the cameras.

>>378707309i

You must be a nig-ger.

You write 'jes' like you speak... Like a nig-ger.

>>378710819
I'm nineteen years old and have contributed two jobs to this list.
>>378707608
>>378704254
I own a house and have a live in girlfriend. I scored top two percent in America for Math and Science. Fuck you.
You're a butthurt neckbeard samef­ag who bullshitted in the first post and tried to cover it up in the second post.
Have fun being a dumb virgin that works at taco bell selling grade F beef to fat people, I'll be just fine over here with all of my assets and money.

Started my first job at Kroger store #694, the newest store opened up in Georgia. after working there since October:

>interact with generally nice people erryday, have only had about 4-6 truly rude customers
>generally like my job, always able to help people out
>do a good job, but slack sometimes

my only complaints are the hours(I'm lucky to get anything more than 12 hours a week) and how I'm treated as by the management(always called to do a job, no one else is. never allowed to leave early or stay home because I'm sick[seriously. was told I couldn't go home last week even though I was sick, and another time I called to tell them I couldn't come in, and they said if I didn't, I wouldn't be able to return to work until I had a doctor's note. this was at 5 PM on a saturday] even though plenty of other people are allowed to go home.)
>do nothing to the items in the store

however, some things of note:
when we are mopping the floor, and there is a huge dark shiny spot that obviously says I'M A PUDDLE, do not walk straight through that shit. it pisses me off because you aren't paying attention that the floor is wet, and you could slip and fall, and then leave the store saying you're going to sue the company
do not bring those shitty, "environmentally conscious" re-usable bags. they suck, you usually never bring enough, and they take much longer to set up to use and bag things in. I'll post more when I think of them.

I work for the biggest road feeder network in Merka. We ship whatever the fuck you pay us to, sometimes that includes drugs. Don't be surprised if you find small items missing such as phones, games, etc.

>be 15
>work at "Tom's Family Diner"
>we always got this old man (incredibly fat) that stays after we close ordering shit
>Always spit in his food
>wipe ball sweat on pie
>put his spaghetti in my pocket.

At a Sandwich shop in Stratford
Our "thai chicken" was just turkey, since we could make more
In fact
Everything chicken we had was actually Turkey.
Our dish pit was never really scrubbed down to perfection everynight. THe rule of the place is, If the customer didn't see it, screw it.

>>378702760
you make me laugh.

>>378712836

>mfw 'spaghetti in pocket'

GE Aerospace.
we forge most of the test data for the electronic crap that goes in commercial and military aircraft. and yes, eurocandy-asss, that includes yours.

fuck OP, im telling my small town bullshit story
>work at small movie theatre
>people pay with cash
>give right amount of change
>print no ticket
>end of night count out til with like 100 bucks over
>pocket that shit
yeah it fucks up numbers but it got me like an extra grand over the summer, thought you guys would like to hear

I do delivery for about 35 restaurants in Montreal. No pizza or fast food places, but more like sushi, indian or vegan food.

We don't actually work for the restaurants, but for a company that provides the delivery service to them.

It's mainly "high-end" clients (average tip would be around 5$). The thing is, if you tip poorly (2$ or less), we can't do anything about it. We can't even deliver your food later than we would normally have had because we have specific routes to take to maximize the amount of deliveries we do. I don't think other drivers mess the food, but I can't guarantee it. I know I personnaly never would do that. Only thing I do is when clients don't give any tip, I tell them: "tip is not included" in a nice but confident tone.

Job pays about 16$ an hour after gas. some days it's around 23$.

I work for a DVD/CD repair company which also sells used DVD's online.

I can't disclose the name, I'm only one of about 7 workers, I'll be their top supect if they found out. We use copies which are illegal, my boss pretends they don't exist despite giving us box loads of copies which he sells for cheap to private buyers. We also have a very slack work rule code, most of us drink and eat whilst working, sometimes getting food on the items. Casual racism and crude sexual jokes are usually told everyday whilst the Boss is the same room. Yup, I only get £50 a week but it's worth it.

>>378712421


>>378712421

>someone call him out on calling someone out
>Hurr durr I scored top two percent but I post on /b/ anyway.

Yep. I believe you.

Toyota:

You spend 30k on a car that comes with 2 years free service and we over look items that are defected so we don't have a high warranty claim quota. Also your lucky if you get all your service done right.

>>378712421

>Live in girlfriend.

She must be fat.

>>378713609
You don't have to.
I'm a fucking shark.

>Work at hardware store.
>Sell salt to get rid of ice/snow for 1 euro a kilo.
>You can get it for free at the municipality.
>Mfw

>>378713713
That's pretty fucked considering the potential dangers of a poorly done service.

>work for meat packing factory
>we pack meat for subway, TGI Fridays, Steak n shake
>break finger open on heavy materials.
>subway got a whole lot of shit covered in my blood

>>378713713
Thank god you're not at my Dealership... I don't know what i'd do if you fucked up my truck.

>>378714006
To add on to my story
>all foods that go to our 20 or so restaurants are pre cooked, and just have to be heated up.
>most of us don't wear gloves
>a whole lot of spics
>so many wetbacks
>more wetbacks

>>378713831

But I too am a shark.

/b/ro fin?

>>378715181
Mako/b/ro here.

Did not expect there to be other sharks on /b/.

>>378705394
soda, because it is so cheap to produce usually has about the same profit margin as the meal. so it is in their best interest to make sure you don't get free water because selling a drink turns the profit of one meal into two. so they oush bottled water (bad for the world) and soda (bad for people)

>>378700881
the most expensive part of "pop" (aka soda) is the cup

>>378700313
>>If you are known to not tip well, drivers talk shit about you, and eventually you don't get your pizza as fast

Good thing we don't tip at all around here.
I mean, I'm sure people with shit tons of money do, but it's not the norm.

>>378700025

This is a chan, not a forum

I don't fuck with people on the basis that I don't like to be fucked with.

i.e., If someone where handling my food, I'd expect them to handle with care, so in return I do the same.

Fucking americans.

>>378713713
my acura is has some engine problem that i have been trying to get fixed for years. the dealership refuses to admit there is a problem. wut do?

>>378699284

Oh god - 412 f@g here - used to eat that shit all the time back in college after drinking at bars on Forbes... didn't even taste good then.

>>378715761

Yep, Hammerhead shark reporting in.

Games industry secret -

>Work at Rockstar Games by day
>Shop at discount stores by night
>Happy by day
>All my cookware is dirt cheap and burns my dinner by night
>Working with games by day
>Persistent vivid dreams and nightmares by night

>>378712421
>nineteen
>owns a house

must be nice to have rich parents

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Expect Us.
Join Us.

>>378716303
more specifically, this is a thread on a board on a chan

>>378713930
>>378713930
Agreed. I do my best on customer cars but there other employees who skip a lot of shit on the service like: Adjusting the brakes properly, using the wrong oil, or not changing your oil at all its fucked up so I just do my best. Also the service manager there has made a policy that we don't recommend like say water pumps till after 60k or 5 years which is the end of the warranty.

If you ever want to get rich super fast, get a mortgage broker license and a real estate license. having an MB license and you will have access to lenders who will give people all kinds of money for almost anything conceivable. find one of your lenders a redevelopment lot, get them to approve the site for redevelopment and you can be the construction manager, use your RE license to hock it on the market and make 6 and 7 fig profits

>>378717349
>virgin

>>378716453
>>378716453
Go to another Acura and address the problem usually all dealerships will fix the car if it is still under warranty because they get paid from the company

>>378717195

Dumbest shit I've seen in the past 24 hours.

i'll just leave this here... http://pint.ws/ml/8950

>>378717583

candy-assgot

>>378717862
>mad virgin

>>378717583
>logic
>none here

Here's a few from my Dunkin Donuts in NY.
> When food expires, sometimes employees just change the expiration date. Most of the time manager looks the other way.
> Management has no problem with scheduling one person to open store in morning, and making them deal with morning rush. Gets butthurt when questioned about it.
> Most bakery items are reused from day before.
> Most bagels are way over the expiration date/time when they are baked.
> Cuts hours of people who actually want to work, increase hours of lazy fucks. Rages when lazy fucks do nothing.
> Bitches about being short on staff, does not hire anyone.

>>378704254
>Women usually only get about 1/3 of the amount of alcohol as men in a mix drink, unless I'm trying to fuck them, then they get about 2/3.

Hate bullshit like that. Oh well, most mixed drinks are for candy-assgots anyway.

Being a vegcandy-ass, I always wonder if places like McDonalds and KFC make their fries with beef extract and all that shit.
And then I just eat it because I don't care enough.

>>378718209
>mad virgin #2

>>378705394
You know water has a price, right?

It's a necessity. Need = Price tag.

>>378707814
don't have money to pay for delivery?
pick up the pizza yourself.
problem solved.

you are basically relying on the money other people are paying to make up for you not paying. learn to live within your means. if you can't afford it, don't buy it. simple.

>>378718475
>can't think of anything else to troll with
>try harder

>>378705887
I agree with you but consider the following: Allergic to caffeine and orders decaf from a donut shop.

>>378718294
where in ny

>>378702957
European McD. Burgers should be kept in heater no longer than 10mins, they sit there for an hour sometimes. Same thing aplies to all the chicken products which are reheated until sold very often. Fries should be thrown away 7minutes after they're done frying. my ass.
You know how do you make a "fresh" cappy orange juice? It comes in deep frozen bags, u mix it up with water in a bucket and its ready to go. Cola/Sprite etc also are made from syrup (if anyone still doesnt know that).
Buns are shipped and stored frozen - so are all of McCafe's cakes.
Some facts i could think off.

>>378719332
>>378719332
Not gonna tell.

>>378717632
i went to 2 dealerships and both refused to admit there is an engine problem. last time they were out of loaner cars and had to pay for a rental. i kept the car for a whole week because i was "too busy" to come pick up my car. lol. now they have a policy against that.

>>378719627

wait a minute, you mean that McDonalds doesn't bake fresh buns and slaughter poultry and beef daily?

I'm appalled...

I work making bearings, we rebrand the same bearings as we have ALWAYS made for 25 years, with a new "cool" name and say they last 75% longer. Allthou its not a scam its just that they lasted 75% longer from the beginning. Its cheaper to buy the old branding they last as long as the new ones, but its half price 2750€ cheaper.

>>378718294
Here's a few from my Dunkin Donuts in NY.
> When food expires, sometimes employees just change the expiration date. Most of the time manager looks the other way.
> Management has no problem with scheduling one person to open store in morning, and making them deal with morning rush. Gets butthurt when questioned about it.
> Most bakery items are reused from day before.
> Most bagels are way over the expiration date/time when they are baked.
> Cuts hours of people who actually want to work, increase hours of lazy fucks. Rages when lazy fucks do nothing.
> Bitches about being short on staff, does not hire anyone.

This could describe McD's as well.

>>378719627
>>378719627

also, what the fucks is a fresh cappy orange juice?

U.S.A.-1
Britcandy-ass-0

>>378709740

>>378720201
Its supposed to be fresh, like no preservatives and all that.

>> work at scrap yard buying scraps and metals from industries and private customers

>> editing the scale weight for profit

>> tell people the metal they bring are somthing else what it actually is, for profit.

>> steals shit, catalytic converters and such from work and sell them back for cash.

>> people come in with their old computers for destruction, think HDD will be destroyed. Sometimes i look everything thru at home, photos, facebook, MSN, Logins etc etc

Primantis dude: Which store do.you work at? Rather, do you work at the location in the strip district or carson street? Your sandwiches only good when I'm fucking hammered anyway...o.ly go a few times a year.

>>378720635

no one on this earth goes to mcdonalds expecting fresh squeezed orange juice, and wtf does cappy mean

>>378704744
this is false, i was in a car crash and an ambulance came took my pulse and i told them i was good and left. They later sent me a $300 bill...did not end up paying it but they tried

>Work for FedEx
>Stack packages nice for planes
>Keep heavy shit on bottom
>Throw nothing
>Get paid $15/hr
>Care at every job I've had (McDs, Taco Bell, Skyline Chili, KFC, Fazoli's, Meijer)

>>378699999

>Work for a tugboat company, transport oil, coal, cement, chemicals, all over the east coast
>Cannot count hkw many near misses
>Its a miracle that, industry-wide, there are not ten times more oil spills

>>workin at AMC mayfair wauwatosa
>>never refills popcorn until sold out, even if they have been sitting for 2-3 days, reheated.

>>mold in every cooler
>>melted butter have been sitting for over a month somethimes
>>dr p syrup was 2 months too old when i mounted it under the machine.
>>we make black people pay more for candy and snacks

I work at cheesecake factory. If you order food from the line there is a good chance it is prepared by people who care about their jobs, and do the best they can in a high volume environment. The bakery on the other hand. Generally don't use gloves, though I do because I hate the feeling of refined sugar products on my hand. cakes are always above serving temp or served frozen because management doesn't know how to thaw times. All coffee drinks are always going to be caffeinated, milk is 2 percent unless a server takes the time to bring me the skim, which they dont.

Sometimes I take peanut oil and rub it on the other cakes hoping I kill someone with peanut allergies.

If you bitch enough to a manager about waiting in line for a pick up order they will give you a free piece of cake.

America's Tire Co./Discount Tire Co.

As a tech:
>get drunk before work and then pull in customer's cars to work on
>rarely "block" cars before lifting, damaging underbody of cars often (bending pinch welds, cracking exhaust systems)
>scratch wheels with changer sometimes on accident, other times on purpose if they are dicks
>if a flat repair is too hard to fix, or if the customer is derka derka, we stab the sidewall with a knife
>stack tires in dead bin to make arena and fight with other techs for fun
>steal shit out of people's cars (ipods, money, cigs, booze, etc.)
>if there is a lot of shit in someone's trunk, we usually throw it on the ground (subwoofers, clothes, computers)

As a salesman:
>if a customer is punjabi, raise the price of tires, add shipping and handling charges, etc.
>if someone wants a free service like a flat repair or rotation, tell them that we don't have time to do it or that our repair tech went home already (which are both lies)
>if a customer comes in at 5:30pm or later for free shit, tell them to come back tomorrow because we close at 6:00pm (even though we are supposed to do it regardless)
>people who like to argue over the price or keep asking for discounts stay at the back of the queue and wait longer to get serviced
>anybody who acts like a dick or likes to argue about price gets the "atc air freshener", and open can of tuna stashed in the trunk or under the seat

>>378720993
>>378720635

I worked at one in Harmarville like 10 minutes outta Pittsburgh.

Can't vouch for the Carson street one but the one in the strip district is so fucking disgusting. They are open 24 hours and shit never gets cleaned.

Drunk people will eat anything, even raw meat sanwitches

i work at international house of pancakes, right by Mall of america, minneapolis.

we wash the toilet seats in our dishwasher after closing, together with silverware

i steal atleast 20% of the tip every day i get

i steal household items and bring them home

i will spit in your food if you complain or are a known nontipper, aka black

When ordering chinese / foreign food speak more slowly but not like you are talking to a child or retard. They can hear the difference and no rikey. (pee in coke)

I worked at chipoltle if you want to know how to make any thing let me know. I made EVERY thing

>>378723087
Hrmmmm. Upsetting. Maybe I won't take my grandmother there when she visits this summer. Well I'm not dead yet. Grotto pizza is better at the end of the night anyway.

Expose your bosses.

Get a USB.
Copy the managers computer onto USB.
Upload contents to internet.
???
Profit.

Project Mayhem 2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_EnDO9ev6g

Expect us.
Join us.

>worked at six flags last summer
>roody-poo and fucktards everywhere.
>Worked at a cotton candy place
>ants in the sugar, and cotton candy machine.
>fatass roody-poo whale comes and asks for 4 bags
>she's bitchin about me going too slow
>go slower
>grab ants and stick in cotton candy
>enjoy your ants bitch

another one

>roody-poo whale again, different one though
>buys a ton of shit, and goes for money
>reaches into her bra
>nope the fuck out
>get latex gloves
>complete transaction
>hottie behind her giggles
>she wants to fuck

Worked for a construction company for a few years.

Concrete was 'high quality' material and cost as such.
>material was actually about 60% slag and usually cracked immediately after forms were removed

Footer were poured at maximum width, depth and thickness to provide greatest structural integrity.
>Footers were actually poured only about a foot or two under the surface on very soft material and poured at the absolute minimum width and thickness to provide a standing structure.

Employees were given full medical insurance in case of incident.
>Just as an example, if an employee were to fall from a height that could cause injury, he should consider himself 'fired before he hit the ground.'

>>378724083
Margarita mix/ratio, what kind of.tequila? I had one once and.couldn't tell if it was boozy or just super tart. Chipotle near union square, fwiw

Sounds like there may be one or more butthurt NY Dunkin people here. I'll continue, for the lulz.

> Customer asks why coffee by the pound costs more in shop. Register monkey, tells customer that's the price dictated by corporate, but says it's cheaper at other locations because prices vary. Manager gets butthurt because of it.
> Tards enter store with handlers for "outing". Medium sized tard hears crying child, flips shit because of it. Flips shit, handlers drag tard out of store. Employees lol at situation, manager rages.

>>378724366
Copy...the managers....computer?

YOU PEOPLE are so fucking stupid.

work as drywall contractor never finish coat above 12 ft. charge for it idgaf pic related

>>378709349

Elie?

>manager of clothing store
>if youre a hot chick, I will smell your clothes after you tried them on
>massive bonus in summer when bitches try on bikinis
>jack off during slower hours, don't wash hands

>work at pizza hut in Australia
>make $13/hour
>never ask for tips cause i am there to do a job
>99% of the time got to keep change because i did a good job

you mad Americans

>>378725864
How much does a large pepperoni pizza cost?

>work at a clothing shop
>customer pissed my off
>rubbed my cum on the clothes she bought
>idontgiveafuck.jpg
do not piss off the cashier or he will come on your clothes

>>378726887
$11.95+$8 if wanted delivered
but if your a good customer $8.50 + $5 delivered

>>378700496
the last ww2 survivor died like half a decade ago,
idiot

>work for skynet
>machines starting to have a mind of their own
>not telling anyone
> befriending the machines so instead of them killing me they will enslave me

>>378727657
You're thinking of WWI.
No. I'm not mad, just correcting a foolish statement

I work for a statistics and data analysis company.

>whenever the value for a certain year doesn't look right we replace it with the average of the years before and after. Check for this. We do it all the time.

That's it really.

>>378724366
I used to work on the weekends in a coffe shop.
place was empty but for some reason start to pick up. people love us for some reason and we start to get a lot bussines and tips
after a year boss step in in the weekends and stole half of our tips. I resigned.
now is spending money in fake reviews in google places.
not asking for personal army
just i would love to do somenthing any ideas?what /b/ would do ?

>>378727657
mfw my great uncle killed dozens of krouts in ww2 and is still telling the storie to this day

itt a lot of angry minimum wage employees

protip: i collect more from welfare and disability in a month than you make in 1/3rd of your year

enjoy your inferiority, im buying a house later this year, in cash.

>>378707635
France:
cares that people can't spell espresso

-work in grocery store
-if food like blueberrys or grapes fall on floor were supposed to get rid of it because its 'contaiminated' but produce just throws it back on the produce shelves once the store closes for the next day and people take that shit home and eat it without washing it
-we almost never clean the belts on the tills and dried meat juice, clam juice and milk just sits on it untill it dries up and we continue to use it and drag your grocerys on it
-if your nice and not a total prick ill give you your bags for free and not scan a few of your items so their free too
-i get paid less than min wage..

Target Cashier

>If you tell me something was marked down and give me a reasonable new price, I will ring it up as such. I won't make a $1000 tv cost you $100, but I'll often take $10 off a game, for example.
>I don't even bother to check if the coupons you're handing me are for the right stuff. I'll just scan them all. Doesn't work with coupons that are over about $10 though.
>We have a computer system that scans IDs and will only complete sales of restricted items (alcohol, cough medicine) when the ID is swiped and age confirmed. I never even look at the IDs you hand me. Just swipe em and hand em back. Get ahold of a valid over 21 California ID and buy some booze at Target.
>If you're nice to me, I'll find some way to reward you. A little extra change back, extra coupons, something like that. If you're a bitch, there's nothing I can do though.

>>378708872
what is this...price challenge? like from another store???

I assume most of you people in this thread are americans.

This thread is exactly what is wrong with your country.

Your country sucks because most of you are these food-spitting, shitty employees and all of you are lazy shitheads.

When this happens on a country-scale you just get a fucked up country like USA.

Get your attitude right, quit fucking around, do your job good >other people don't get fucked around > they will make their jobs better too when you start to put good forward.

Don't be a pussy trying to be tough by shitting on someones food or bashing a fed-ex package, be straight-backed and QUIT FUCKING AROUND.

I work part-time at a daycare. We grow to hate you if you:

>send in a kid who is allergic to everything under the sun and don't even bother packing him a safe lunch
>demand that we read kiddie versions of Bible stories to the children
>leave your SUV idling and get out to talk to the other parents at drop-off, leaving us to get the kid out of her carseat and into the building
>and, most of all, claim that your kid is potty-trained when the little shit clearly isn't

No.378727657 no he didnt idiot

>Panera Bread night baker
>drop shit on the floor all the time
>pick up the dough, brush it off, bake/sell it anyway
>pans are never, ever washed
>not a single fuck was given

>>378730935
Also your tip system fucking sucks, you may have low prices but the tipping thing makes people unequal. I think you should take example of Sweden or Finland
>Tipping is not mandatory
>Only tip if the service is good
>The tip is divided between the whole staff
>Very strict hygiene code, very well controlled
>Both very nice countries, food is good, people might not be as friendly as they are in Asian countries but the moral in here is apparently much higher than in America, we dont fucking spit in someones food, that's just being a pussy, if you have a fucking bad customer, you tell them to leave, not crap in their food.

IKEA FOOD

>Warm food is just heated up.
>Vegetarian food is horrible it's very dry
>You can always ask for a bit more sauce and fries if you want (we have to give it to you)
>On a medium portion of meatball's we put a swedish flag take it off and they will think it's a small portion. (cover the balls with fries so it is impossible to count the balls)

Cops Monitoring (Monitors the majority of your house alarms regardless of your alarm company)
>If you accidentally set off your alarm but couldn't provide the password within time frame we'd extend it based on how nice you were from the start of the call.
>If you sounded like a bratty teenager, we'd often times hang up on you and send the police anyway. If you complained then we just said alarm interference cut us off.
>If you were local to one of our monitoring stations and we got fired, chances are we're going to rob your house.
>If you complained to our manager he'd hang up and talk shit about you for a good 20 minutes.
>If we knew your home was in an area where you can be fined for accidentally setting off your alarm 9/10 we were gonna send the authorities so you'd get a bill.
>Also if you were a business, we purposely handled the police response slower just so the robber would get away. Same for panic buttons.

>>378698690
I worked at a Dunkin Donuts and they were legit baked fresh at the store. However, they were made by dirty mexicans who always left the back door open so the place was infested with cockroaches.

Lumber cashier at Lowe's:

>If you're nice and polite, I will break some store policies to help you out (leaving the register to help lift/load, manually changing prices to honor expired coupons, giving reasonable discounts on damaged goods, etc.).
>If you're an asshole, I will do things by the book. I will call for assistance, which can take up to five minutes to arrive if we're busy; I will call for manager overrides or approval on price issues, which can take even longer and half the time ends up in smaller discounts or none at all.
>In short: If you're cool, I'll go above and beyond. If you're a cunt, I'm not putting my ass on the line for you.

Oh, and:

>If it's out front on the racks (1x4's, ceiling tile, fence boards), and you haggle with us, we'll usually take another 50% off the 50% it's already been marked to. Be warned, this does require a manager override; no real way around it, unfortunately.

>>378701054
Dude, why ARE you so mad?

>>378732738

No they are fucking not baked fresh AT ANY DD LOCATION

>they are frozen
>heated up for 90 seconds
>then icing/filling/sprinkles
>put on shelf for sale

mfw I unloaded trucks of prebaked donuts and ran the bakery

> work at daycare
> hate bitchy moms
> if you make me stay late with your kids, I'll get my revenge
> teach your kids to cuss
> load your kids up with sugar before you pick them up
> don't let your kids go to the bathroom so they piss themselves
> give your kids "special" piggy back rides where i masturbate them during the whole ride

>>378734255
This was in 2005, so maybe they've changed. But seriously, we had huge bags of ingredients that we mixed up, baked, fried, then iced/sprinkled.

>>378722472
>>steal shit out of people's cars (ipods, money, cigs, booze, etc.)

I don't get this. There's no way you won't get caught/sued for this shit.

Domino's new Artizian Pizza only cost $2.50 to make but costs $7.99 and is not worth it.

>>378736442
i'm sure that $2.50 includes paying the employees from the cook to the CEO, also all advertising, building rental, electricity, insurance, and business taxes, right?

Work in a bakery
>My manager forces us to keep day old (sometimes even two or three day old) bread and sell it to you as fresh
>If you're nice to me I'll give you the fresh bread
>Our bakery is insanely dirty but we will not screw with your food
>Everyone hates their jobs but hates the customers even more
>I charge you more for your already overpriced bread if you're rude

>>378709472
I live in Arizona and most drivers are paid at least $10 an hour for the hazard.

>>378736962
Fellow Panera-bro, or a locally owned place?

Because we do this shit too. Also, and this I love:
>employee comes in for night shift
>eats one of the leftover bagels after close
>gets fired for theft

>>378736866
Right, that doesn't make it any more worth the money.

>>378710169
Hey, I worked in Coldstone too! Mah nigga.
Now I work at a sushi place.
>captcha: shushi Ill.

>>378737336
Oh man my managers are like that too. A new lady with like five kids started working and she took DAY OLD BREAD THAT WAS GOING TO DONATION and my manager pulled her in the back and made her cry saying "he doubts her integrity".
and not a Panera-bro, but I do work at a franchise. Not local.

>>378730935
They probably are Americans. I don't give people any trouble and I am polite to everyone, but I see it doesn't matter since /b/tards will contaminate food anyway.

This is how Americans work today. Do as little as possible, don't care if it's right. Remember, that same attitude carries over to the people who are treating you in hospitals, designing bridges, and servicing your cars. People don't screw off in an entry-level job and suddenly decide to be a good worker later.

Yeah, I'm American. It's embarrassing.

on supermarket. if something is not sold, even in its package, it is thrown in a shredder regardless the value.

I destroyed about 50 plasmas / LCDs, as much laptops, hifi hardware, clothes and food. tons of food; thrown bleach on it to ensure it won't be edible.

i never really understood the logic there but i signed a a paper like everybody to never disclose this part of my job and others.

cctvs are not for prevent stealing but to check what people look first and why they buy something instead of another.

>>378700417
Don't forget about the lights and the rent, sandwiches aren't made in a vacuum.

4 fucking hours.

toasting in an epic bread

>>378738032

couldn't be more wrong.

if employees were treated better by the corporate and managers/owners that run businesses, we would give more effort.

I can't take pride in a job and give it my all when my employers don't give a fuck about me.

from experience, smaller family owned places tend to treat you better, pay better, more benefits etc. than the big corporations THAT CAN ACTUALLY AFFORD RAISES, INSURANCE, EXTRA HOURS.

for example, I got fired for refusing to come in on my day off. had the manager given me advance notice instead of the morning of, I might have went in to help them out. If I'm required to submit days I want off 3 weeks in advance, why do they get to run things differently?

>>378739999
CUZ DEY GOT $$ U GHEY FAGGIT
GAY QUADZ BY DA WEY

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>>378740459
-8/10

>>378739999
ooh quaads

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>>378740692
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>>378739999
Nice quads.

I don't think I'm wrong. Have enough self-respect and pride in yourself to do a decent job even if you aren't treated the way you would like. Or get another job. But it makes no sense for someone to say they don't like the boss, so they serve contaminated food to innocent customers, or cheat them, or destroy their packages, mess with their cars, or any of the other things that have been described in this thread.

That's pussy behavior. You got a problem with the boss, deal with the boss or get another job. F'n passive-aggressive BS of hating your job so you spit on some person's drink.

>worked at taco bell
>first job
if you were nice i wouldn't charge for drinks, and if you got parked to wait on an order i'd usually throw in some cinnamon twists. Not as dirty as you would think, but it still was a shitty job. I was a good employee despite the corporate douchebags

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server at O'charleys
>take job seriously
>go out of my way to make sure people enjoy their meal
>never fuck with food
>never charge for extra toppings, or what have you
>mfw making people generally happy about a food expirience and getting god tips

>>378741924
you're the biggest fa­ggot in the world

>>378741282

customers only get bad service from me if they are really rude and even then, I don't mess with food. I might give them the wrong thing or slow service, but would never do something gross to food.

I am screwing over my boss if I decide to do a half assed job. he tells me to clean, I don't do it. Guess who gets bitched at on the day corporate inspects? The manager.

I simply return the favor of getting treated like shit

>>378741924
You are the hero O'charley's deserves.

>graduate college
>get a job that doesn't involve food prep

>>378739073

fact about supermarket shit: if they are sold cheaper; the price of the equipment falls. they have like 10% less, under it's all fucked and even more, illegal to sell a product. no matter if it's brand new it must be destroyed or sent back to the distributor. the shop will not sell it as a loss. and better destroy it than give it for free. having this job really made me understand the whole retardation of capitalism even if doing this was not my exact job. just displaying promotional panels and banners on the whole supermark't.

they also support an association called "restos du coeur"... the truth is they destroy fresh food, even canned because there's like, no stock.

in final consumers purchase 60% - 70% of the products, the rest is destroyed. this means basically nothing really has value.

>>378704744
>mfw i live in the UK and get all this shit for free cuz national health... feelsgoodman.jpg

>>378734255
East Coast DD's are fresh, not the same for everyplace

doo doo and pee pee and farting, yes?

>lead programmer of a really fucking small game company (like 4 people)
>we email you a mediafire link with a unique passcode after you pay for your game then take it down in at least an attempt to prevent pirating.
>rude customers get their games fucked with.