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OP 01/13/12(Fri)11:58:51 No.373990743

So I have $10,000 in the bank, I'm white, 28 years old, and the world is my oyster.

Trips decides what I do with my life. Will deliver... and I mean like, if it's not some gay shit like 'lol an hero', I mean, seriously like if you say to go and become a professional dancer, or to run for the office of Mayor or something.

Make it good. Screencap this thread. I will return in 1-3 years depending on the result with 'delivery'. OP will not dissapoint, so please, have a good think and post something amazing.

And may god have mercy on my soul.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:00:59 No.373991000 make youtube videos everyday ??? profit

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:01:19 No.373991035 File1326474079.jpg-(453 KB, 880x656, 1268350162303.jpg) Watch this video over and over again. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJ5yjjmROa0

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:02:13 No.373991153 invest that shit in stocks, yo

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:02:41 No.373991203 File1326474161.png-(628 KB, 1920x1200, 1325805974331.png) Go fuck all the homeless people around your city, and give each homeless guy 100 dollars, and say, thank you for allowing me to stick my cunt into your dick. Also, send me 10000.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:03:12 No.373991269 >>373991000 >>373991000 >>373991000 well

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:03:39 No.373991319 >>373991000 wtf

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:03:49 No.373991344 >>373991000 OP must deliver

>>	OP 01/13/12(Fri)12:03:58 No.373991364 >>373991000 Wow that was quick. Ok, See you guys in 1 year. I'll let you know how it went.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:04:33 No.373991432 Buy high class prostitutes

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:05:31 No.373991538 donate it all to charity

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:05:47 No.373991562 >>373991364 Why don't you just give the name of your YouTube chan derp

>>	OP 01/13/12(Fri)12:07:49 No.373991788 >>373991562 Because I don't have one! Trips names my youtube account Dubs themes of my first few videos til I figure out what to actually make!

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:08:02 No.373991820 ballet

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:08:57 No.373991933 so OP, what kind of videos it will be?

>>	jim profit 01/13/12(Fri)12:08:59 No.373991935 Go to Butan and Live as a monk

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:09:37 No.373992021 File1326474577.jpg-(21 KB, 475x480, 1321075266501.jpg) Make a video committed to talking just about roody-poos, and how roody-poos came to be, and what a roody-poo is, and make sure you say roody-poo a lot.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:10:03 No.373992079 >>373991788 talk about cp and how you love it

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:10:06 No.373992085 Kill a duck and drink its blood.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:10:16 No.373992097 become the manager of a mcdonalds

>>	OP 01/13/12(Fri)12:10:36 No.373992152 >>373991933 You decide, /b/, get rollin Also make sure someone screencaps this shit

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:11:05 No.373992204 >>373991364 >So I have $10,000 in the bank, I'm white, 28 years old, and the world is my oyster. you are me

>>	OP 01/13/12(Fri)12:11:46 No.373992282 >>373992204 Want to make some youtube videos together?

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:12:33 No.373992390 03AHJ_Vuu4ifCDrRMyHNiidsTb_HSYF0D8R2zE4lkbA1SncfRs0mvZgqaOb_lxmiOAdKHpZFEsd70Fy7gAGT8pBue6ZtEuBvDEmU 2_W_b-AQiGm5mrTM8cZxyK9aEMWEawU1O7dCKHK3Pe

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:12:34 No.373992396 File1326474754.jpg-(18 KB, 400x230, 289_L-dollar-signs.jpg) clean your floor with your tongue. candy-ass.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:12:42 No.373992408 >>373991788 WealthyPenis

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:12:55 No.373992439 >>373990743 Open an Arcade/ retro game shop (new games also to be sold).

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:12:59 No.373992455 Broadway. Become a an actor on stage in NYC, and make your way to Broadway >>373991000 is a scriptqueer. go to Broadway tripsget

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:13:19 No.373992507 >>373992282 sure. Im a computer programmer normally though but kinda unemployed right now. But I would love to start making some videos together.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:13:28 No.373992525 first videos about pancakes.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:13:37 No.373992544 join nambla and run for mayor with nambla's creed as your platform

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:13:41 No.373992553 win the iron man candy-assgot

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:13:55 No.373992584 song covers you need to sing and play something

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:14:07 No.373992600 Clown

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:14:10 No.373992606 Professional Fluffer for Gay porn

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:14:18 No.373992623 File1326474858.png-(76 KB, 1680x1050, 1321820330420.png) blow your ear drums.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:14:50 No.373992688 Give me money for rent.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:15:07 No.373992721 >>373991788 You should make your project from the start. i think we just had to give you the idea. well, thats how id do if i were you, i think its more self accomplishing to do so

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:15:13 No.373992738 DayBydayByOP

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:15:20 No.373992753 >>373992525 I can make one about cooking pancakes. can possibly do it right now as i still have to eat :D

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:15:21 No.373992755 walk the earth http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh-QWKGbm2Q

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:15:25 No.373992760 >>373992553 this

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:15:41 No.373992797 im an 18 year old uni student with 10k in the bank + a holiday to europe paid for all by me. and youre 28 and you think youve succeeded? failing so hard there /b/ro

>>	OP 01/13/12(Fri)12:15:44 No.373992802 >>373992507 haha wow you really are me. I am a former IT guy who is kinda unemployed right now. What country are you in?

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:15:50 No.373992816 Give 2000$ to my paypal only4knife@gmail.com Thank you, and be a pro skater

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:16:00 No.373992839 File1326474960.jpg-(103 KB, 960x519, 388240_10150507340235803_10048(...).jpg) get banned from youtube.

Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:16:16 No.373992869
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Become a toe collector. Remove the toes from every corpse you can get your hands on, and then save them in big jars. Travell the world to collect as many as you can.

When you reach 40, return home and store the jars in your basement. Then call some kids from the neighbourhood and traumatize them for life

Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:16:28 No.373992901

>>373990743
Man the fuck up, become a firefighter.
Side effects include but are not limited to; badassery, incredible pride in yourself for the commitment and sacrifice, mediocre pay, being a fucking hero, getting the ladies. The sky is the limit when you're a smoke eater/engine jockey.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:16:50 No.373992932 >>373992802 im in Holland right now. www.martiendejong.nl this is who I am I am also social awkward penguin btw

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:16:56 No.373992949 >>373992455 >>373992544 >>373992600 >>373992688 well

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:16:58 No.373992955 >>373992816 dis

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:17:14 No.373992995 >>373992455 Name the channel "My Broadway" and put on 1 man shows of what's on Broadway

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:17:20 No.373993008 Walk through Europe in a hipster outfit. College basketball jacket big black glasses Beard Brown eyes New era cap Skinny jeans light blue, gray or lemon green Cigarettes and starbucks Email me when ur done

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:17:37 No.373993057 Move to China and work in a sweatshop

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:17:46 No.373993072 Create a gang use the money to start it then do organized crime

>>	Kam 01/13/12(Fri)12:18:31 No.373993140 Buy drugs, Sell drugs ????? Profit

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:18:54 No.373993179 Videos about you learning to play Starcraft 2

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:19:06 No.373993200 File1326475146.jpg-(241 KB, 1920x1200, 1295158289742.jpg) wear six hats on your head and then go to Hollister store and tell them you want to buy a hat.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:19:06 No.373993201 do work and travel like get jobs all around the world and just travel that´s an awesome way of living

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:19:39 No.373993256 Save the planet.

OP 01/13/12(Fri)12:20:26 No.373993344

>>373992797

I'm on 4chan asking for advice about what to do with my life, via trips no-less. At what point did you get the word 'success' out of that?

It speaks volumes about you however, if you felt the need to post that response. 18 is a wonderful age, I wish you the best of luck in the next 10 years, they will most likely be shitter than you expect.

Enjoy Europe, and please subscribe to my channel!

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:21:44 No.373993523 Run for political office. Start local and then gradually work your way up. Try to be in the U.S. congress by the end of your career.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:22:10 No.373993579 Je bent een Nedercandy-ass net als ik, en je wilt de wereld verbeteren? Bitch please. Stuur trouwens ff een paar tientjes naar me zussie, paypal = brittanyhighlandx@hotmail.com Ze woont in de VS en stript op de cam voor paypal geld.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:22:11 No.373993582 become happy

Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:22:13 No.373993586
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>spend it all on hookers and cocaine...
>become a crack addict and pawn all your shit.
>hitchhike to new york...
>become a professional bum.
>get into a documentary about the homeless.
>get your acting skills noticed in the documentary.
>start out in small roles in movies.
>become big in hollywood.
>spend 80% of your earnings on MLP stuff
>after you die have it written in your will that your mansion will be converted to a MLP museum
>It turns out more popular that graceland
MFW you actually do this

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:22:22 No.373993597 die

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:22:33 No.373993622 File1326475353.jpg-(138 KB, 960x521, 392284_10150507344285803_10048(...).jpg) >>373992455 >>373992544 >>373992600 >>373992688 >>373992955 >>373993200 Deliver OP.

>>	sarah mclachlan 01/13/12(Fri)12:22:42 No.373993637 File1326475362.jpg-(34 KB, 465x305, aspca_sarah_mclachlan.jpg) donate time and money to help sarah mclachlan in the fight against animal cruelty. post pics of cards you recieve from foundation. pic has all information

>>	M00000OOOO00000 01/13/12(Fri)12:22:59 No.373993673 >>373990743 give us a channel so we may follow your progress, if you miss a day remember that you are a candy-ass, if not, i suspect op is an alright guy

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:24:16 No.373993834 I'm 19 and have no education and no money in the bank. I am a winner

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:24:46 No.373993899 >>373993637 god damnit every single fucking time i see that commercial i feel so damn guilty and i LIKE sarah mclachlan fuck

>>	OP 01/13/12(Fri)12:24:47 No.373993900 >>373993586 You don't want to know how realistic the money, drugs and hookers part of that 'fantasy' has been so far. It used to be a much bigger amount than $10,000. Waaaay bigger.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:25:39 No.373993996 name it 5chan hoping for trips hoping other posters bother noticing double quick time trips

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:25:42 No.373994002 >>373991000 WHAT THE FUCK

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:26:11 No.373994070 File1326475571.jpg-(112 KB, 435x415, 1321855262263.jpg) LETS MAKE HIS YOUTUBE NAME, Lana-Sdrawkcab

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:26:13 No.373994073 >>373993996 so close

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:26:44 No.373994149 make videos about how much of a candy-ass you are op

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:26:46 No.373994150 Save me OP.

Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:27:09 No.373994230

>>373991000

candy-ass request

>>373990743
yeh if your going to do it i second this

i even have a great idea. make channel called "ITS A TRAP"
Dig giant fuck off holes on beaches and the likes. film unsuspecting dogwalkers who trip into hole which is covered with sheet and sand.

Profit.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:27:26 No.373994281 >>373993899 >>373993900 >>373993996 >>373994002 >>373994070 So close to trips in a row

>>	sarah mclachlan 01/13/12(Fri)12:28:29 No.373994416 File1326475709.jpg-(52 KB, 540x360, sad-cat-540x360.jpg) channel name: sarah mclachlan's biggest fan videos: you helping animals cross the road, such as the pesky chicken money: donate to animal cruelty foundations

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:28:38 No.373994436 Make a hilarious puppet show

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:29:40 No.373994591 >>373993579 stuur maar een rekeningnummer. ik ben mijn paypal wachtwoord vergeten

Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:29:53 No.373994621
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First, go learn Latin - It will fuck you up because its boring as hell, but will also give you a better general knowledge because youll be able to the deduce the meaning from many unknown words.

Second, now after you appear smarter and are able to impress people, get a job in the advertising industry (actually you can jump over step 1 but hey, speaking a dead language fuck yea)

Third, try to get the leader of a Project in which you have to conceive an ad campaign for a soda or smth.

Fourth,place "OP IS A FAGGOT" everywhere in these Ads

Mfw when OP delivars

>>	OP 01/13/12(Fri)12:30:09 No.373994671 >>373993622 Relax, I'm making a text document with the dubs as videos to do. Still need a name for the channel. I guess I could post to /b/ periodically and just make videos based on rolls, that could get very scary/hilarious.

Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:32:17 No.373994988

>>373993900

OP confirmed as show off Anon

Should be a good trait to have considering you are making youtube videos errday from now on...hmmm don't have any ideas, but if you sign up quickly you will have a couple of hundred subscribers from this thread alone

doeeeet.jpg

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:32:35 No.373995036 File1326475955.jpg-(19 KB, 282x310, Unbenannt.jpg) >>373994621 shit, shouldve read the thread before posting awesome ideas..

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:33:18 No.373995132 Name the channel "TripsGet" or "Trips Decides" then when you need a new video idea ask /b/ what to do, trips decides. Overnight celebrity, millions of dollars profit guaranteed.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:34:21 No.373995281 write a book about insane bullshit and self publish

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:34:34 No.373995308 >>373995132 this

>>	OP 01/13/12(Fri)12:35:02 No.373995383 >>373994988 Hey if I'm going to spend the next year of my life making youtube videos, I'd best learn to be a bit of a showoff. Hurry up and get trips so I can name the channel

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:35:28 No.373995451 File1326476128.jpg-(61 KB, 299x259, stimpypimpypimp.jpg) Your youtube channel is about the daily adventures of your penis. You must name your penis and make daily videos about it and its exciting and zany adventures.

>>	OP 01/13/12(Fri)12:35:54 No.373995516 >>373995132 I like. I'm rolling for this

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:36:51 No.373995640 >>373993834 YOU ARE ME!

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:38:12 No.373995797 >>373995451 Rolling for this.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:38:22 No.373995814 >>373990743 Join the swedish airforce.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:39:51 No.373996024 >>373995132 rolling for this. OP, this is probably the best thread I've seen on /b/ if you're serious. I salute you, sir.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:40:05 No.373996051 >>373995814 this.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:40:31 No.373996117 >>373995132 if i get trips name it that

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:40:46 No.373996142 >>373995814 rolling.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:41:20 No.373996212 File1326476480.png-(22 KB, 214x170, weeeeeeee.png) >>373995132 This but maybe dubs cuz trips effort

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:41:22 No.373996217 >>373995814 rolan

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:41:55 No.373996308 >>373995132 Best idea evar

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:41:57 No.373996312 TripsGet

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:42:12 No.373996346 >>373995814 Im not a samecandy-ass btw. I promise.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:42:32 No.373996399 TripsGet

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:42:32 No.373996400 instant trips.... god spoke to you, op.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:42:41 No.373996421 >>373996217 He's making Youtube videos roody-poo

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:42:50 No.373996450 Because a professional whore

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:43:48 No.373996572 >>373995132 trips, trips, trips

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:44:44 No.373996671 >>373995132 TRIPSGET

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:44:52 No.373996695 I'm In Miami Bitch

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:44:55 No.373996702 NAME JonathanDeworthy1984

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:45:19 No.373996741 I Lost

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:45:23 No.373996749 >>373995132 Reroll cuz this shits got potential to be epic bread. And the first interesting thing on b/ since 2007

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:45:33 No.373996769 czekeman

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:45:56 No.373996806 You rename yourself to Forever Alone and have sex with a penguin

OP Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:45:57 No.373996810

/b/ro, do something great. Become a natural doctor, explore the other world of botanicals, go to the amazon and have an ayahuasca experience. It it a dream that I fear I will never be able to achieve if I have knocked up my current mormon girlfriend. DO NOT AN HERO! DO THE OPPOSITE!

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:46:40 No.373996911 >28 years old >Has to ask /b/ what to do with their lives Sorry OP, somewhere you fucked up a looooooooong time ago.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:46:45 No.373996921 >>373995132 >>373995132 >>373995132 >>373995132 this

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:46:53 No.373996943 >>373996749 TRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPSSSS!

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:46:59 No.373996966 TripsGet was the best idea so far

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:47:29 No.373997036 >>373995132 thiss

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:47:35 No.373997055 >>373995132 Yeah, this should do it.

>>	The Game 01/13/12(Fri)12:47:51 No.373997083 >>373995132 srsly this!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:48:01 No.373997109 Ask the Interwebs

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:48:08 No.373997123 Reroll >>373995132 >>373996911 >Implying Anyone on /b/ is successful, get a grip achievement candy-ass

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:48:16 No.373997146 >>373995132 rollin

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:48:33 No.373997182 Go to canada and go out on a date with me. Film it and post it on youtube.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:48:33 No.373997185 My favorite Martian

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:48:43 No.373997199 >>373995132 OP just do it. We all want this and you know we'll subscribe to you immediately.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:49:02 No.373997237 >>373995132 rollin again

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:49:11 No.373997262 Dippy Hour

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:49:13 No.373997267 You must move to israel and enlist to the idf, you must shoot at least one terrorist(including timestamp). Good luck OP, make anon proud.

>>	The Game 01/13/12(Fri)12:49:26 No.373997287 >>373995132 reroll

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:49:52 No.373997345 The Roman Empire Lecture Circuit

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:50:08 No.373997385 >>373995132 this

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:50:12 No.373997393 >>373995132 rolling again this sounds fucking awesome

Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:50:38 No.373997445

If dubs: Your first video, Will be a prank that you pull on a friend, You will get a fake (Or real gun, No bullets) put it to his head, and Act out a kidnapping. You then proceed to make him dig his own grave (Blindfolded I presume), Once he has done that, you laugh at him, tell him who you are, Maybe give him a prize of some sort. (Like $100). That is of course, If you wish to remain friends. After doing videos similar to this, You will then have enough subscribers to make a decent paycheck out of such. You then will open up a second channel, Doing VLogs. Talking about stuff that pisses you off, e.g. Hipsters.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:50:43 No.373997455 >>373995132

OP 01/13/12(Fri)12:50:48 No.373997466

yeah fuck this i can't be bothered waiting, I made a channel

www.youtube.com/user/TripsDecides

Will post from time to time asking for video ideas, reserve the right to not do dome shit that will get me killed/arrested or whatever. Also I'll get some other people to do shit too.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:50:53 No.373997480 >>373995132 Roll for this shit.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:50:53 No.373997481 >>373995132 get

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:50:58 No.373997497 >>373990743 OP should become a scientologist.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:51:05 No.373997513 >>373995132 buy a good cam and then this!

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:51:14 No.373997545 >>373995132 roll

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:51:18 No.373997554 >>373995132 Fucking this please

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:51:23 No.373997573 donate funds to charity

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:51:27 No.373997577 have a nice life op

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:51:31 No.373997586 buy starwars the oldrepublic record your lay through from level 1-50 post every video.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:51:44 No.373997610 >>373995132 ^ This.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:51:48 No.373997618 >>373995132 do it!

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:51:49 No.373997620 File1326477109.png-(99 KB, 204x206, ren uh huh.png) Become a Java programmer.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:51:57 No.373997634 Become a tranny pornstar.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:51:57 No.373997636 File1326477117.jpg-(35 KB, 500x500, 6uxw.jpg) >>373995132 tfw no one can get trips

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:52:03 No.373997656 Peter Piper's Puppy Channel

Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:52:10 No.373997670

Go to Montañita, Ecuador.
Fuck as many bitches as you can, and learn how to surf. After you've gained some popularity, rent a beachfront house and throw the sickest party of the year. Promote it, tell everyone about it, make people want to go. Score drugs, have fun, and once you've run out of money, dedicate yourself to hitchhiking all over South America.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:52:15 No.373997690 end it

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:52:33 No.373997723 File1326477153.png-(4 KB, 245x184, 1291243247384[1].png) >>373997466 I am your first subscriber.

>>	sage 01/13/12(Fri)12:52:45 No.373997743 become a gay prostitute and crack whore

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:52:53 No.373997762 If 7777 get you must get in shape and become a member of your lcal police force

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:52:55 No.373997768 File1326477175.jpg-(2 KB, 127x127, kermit stare.jpg) >>373995451 Rollin' for PINGUS!

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:53:42 No.373997872 File1326477222.jpg-(8 KB, 256x192, images.jpg) >>373997554 So close ma nigga ReROLL for ultimate Justice!!!

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:53:53 No.373997898 File1326477233.png-(145 KB, 298x195, hai.png) hai guys whats we doin in dis thrad?

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:54:01 No.373997916 >>373997466 Dubs confirm this wisdom

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:54:07 No.373997932 >>373991000 There ya go, OP. Invest in some awesome equipment, have a sit down, and become YouTube famous.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:54:15 No.373997959 Learn to play the guitar and go pro. also learn to do a one hand- handstand

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:54:56 No.373998053 File1326477296.jpg-(53 KB, 713x509, 1323810417369.jpg) First post in thread is trips. 150 replies THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKERS

>>	OP 01/13/12(Fri)12:55:01 No.373998064 >>373997466 Here's what I propose... Be realistic - like, I'm up for batshit crazy and bizare/illegal or whatever, but realistically can't have the channel banned, dont want to have people tracking me down and killing me etc, so you know...

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:55:18 No.373998097 I agree, name the channel "trips decides"

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:55:45 No.373998152 File1326477345.jpg-(40 KB, 240x249, patrick D face.jpg) Become voice actor at Bioware.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:55:55 No.373998166 >>373995132 this

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:56:24 No.373998245 move to Sudan

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:56:38 No.373998279 make a vid right now

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:57:18 No.373998382 >>373997466 >>373997466 >>373997466 >>373997466 Subscribe roody-poos DUBS DEMAND IT!!!11 >>373997466

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:57:36 No.373998440 buy a pony, ride it around the world

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:57:46 No.373998459 >>373998064 make your own song, rebecca black style

>>	OP 01/13/12(Fri)12:58:34 No.373998572 >>373997466 >>373997466 >>373997466 Ok so yeah I made a channel, subscribe and I'll get around to making videos sooner or later.... www.youtube.com/user/TripsDecides Gotta be realistic. I'm in Japan right now, anyone got any ideas for videos?

Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:58:49 No.373998606

OP

I want you to travel

I want you to travel the world, and I want you to go to every country, looking at the beautiful sights, the gorgeous architecture, and the strange yet interesting culture...

And I want you to break a law in each country. It can't be something small like shoplifting or loitering or some shit. I want trespassing, grand larceny, arson kind of shit. You don't have to get caught. I just watch tv in three years, hear about all this shit happening, and secretly knowing kind of who it is.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)12:59:46 No.373998748 alright /b/, let us get the internet love machine going OP, make a video and upload it, a meaningful one, and we will band together and thumbs up

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:00:21 No.373998826 >>373998572 If you're going to legit make an account, change the fucking name, asshole

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:00:21 No.373998827 Teach us how to dougie op

Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:00:22 No.373998829
File1326477622.jpg-(74 KB, 360x259, sirius.jpg)

buy a royalty costume and walk around the city naming yourself the King/Emperor/Duke of (cityname) but really walk,get known,order people around,LIVE THE CHARACTER,MAN!!!

hope to see you on the news before the time is up,good luck your highness

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:00:26 No.373998834 >>373998572 Do something involving the monkeys that hang out in Japan

>>	OP 01/13/12(Fri)13:01:21 No.373998971 >>373998572 Re: being realistic, if trips is like "go jerk off a police man" or whatever, yeah,, good luck, but if it's like... go to a bar, get a japanese girl to say X or do Y or whatever, we can talk.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:02:59 No.373999205 OP we will be with you We'll give you views You just save your cash for epic vids mmmkay? My captcha (Pleiades Goductiv) says you have to do something with aliens though anything will do. May the force be with you!

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:03:42 No.373999308 OP is a Faggot and should still wait for trips to get a name Holocaust Denial TV for name if trips

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:04:10 No.373999372 >>373998572 Hand out American pennies to little Japanese kids. Tell them that Abraham Lincoln will bring them good luck.

Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:04:30 No.373999434
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ALRIGHT EVERYONE

HIS CHANNEL IS youtube.com/user/TripsDecides

RIGHT NOW WE NEED SUGGESTIONS FOR VIDEO THEMES

IF DOUBLES YOU MUST DO YOUR FIRST VIDEO ABOUT YOU IMPERSONATING BOXXY IN THE STREETS OF JAPAN

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:05:02 No.373999514 >>373999434 FUCK

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:06:10 No.373999693 >>373998440 >>373998606 >>373998748 Why can't roody-poo read the thread firstwe got trips first go My dollar: you eat a snake from a dirty market and film your reaction trololololo

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:06:18 No.373999716 go on the streets and ask people what they think of america

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:06:20 No.373999727 >>373998572 Tell random Japanese people that whatever they happen to be doing, they are doing it "like a Boss"

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:06:56 No.373999827 >>373999716 do that

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:07:55 No.374000070 >>373998572 Hit on older Japanese women. You may not speak in Japanese when you do this.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:08:08 No.374000137 >>373995132 Rolling for bread

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:08:53 No.374000287 File1326478133.jpg-(76 KB, 759x759, horyshet.jpg) >>373999434 Forget my suggestion! this!! big time with racoon eyes and everything

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:08:53 No.374000290 go up to random people on the street and pretend you want directions, but only speak english

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:09:28 No.374000402 >>374000290 that

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:09:30 No.374000410 >>373995132 CAPS CRUISE CONTROL FOR THIS

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:09:47 No.374000446 Just follow what your mind says and what you think is better for you also give me a steam gift cod mw3 to mastersyden ( steam profile) just cuz i helped

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:10:37 No.374000598 >>373998572 Wear blackface on MLK Day and walk around with a Santa hat on. Tell Japanese that you are celebrating a great American holiday

OP 01/13/12(Fri)13:10:39 No.374000607

Yeah you know what, fuck trips, I'm just gonna do stuff on behalf of /b/ if it's a good idea...

considering picking up older japanese women, telling them abraham lincoln will bring them luck etc, ask them questions about america...

If I go out tomorrow and ask japanese people what they think of america, what questions would you like asked specifically?

I am your internet love machine guys, use it wisely

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:11:02 No.374000664 reroll >>374000446

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:12:14 No.374000842 >>374000607 just ask them generall stuff like, what they know about it, if they like it, why, why not etc

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:12:53 No.374000929 Make videos of you raping every household object. 1 object, 1 video, 5 minutes minimum

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:13:21 No.374000993 become a professional wingsuit flyer.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:13:25 No.374001001 >>374000607 If the name of your channel has trips in it, you cant just fuck trips P.S. If trips, shout memes at people

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:13:26 No.374001004 File1326478406.png-(116 KB, 600x480, 992639-boxxy_trollin_super.png) >>374000287 Rerolling ...and you have to act out the entire script WITH actions of her first video...right in peoples grill...looool bread now trips get mo for

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:13:41 No.374001052 File1326478421.png-(99 KB, 247x248, 1317686316147.png) some where on /b/ some one just got >>373999999 >>374000000 >mfw

>>	OP 01/13/12(Fri)13:14:01 No.374001094 >>374000842 Ok guys, as your unelected love machine representative on the streets of japan, I will go ask some japanese people some dumb shit tomorrow... keep the ideas coming, you melting pot of creativity you

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:14:13 No.374001119 Go fucking die

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:14:27 No.374001152 act like Boxxy

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:15:38 No.374001306 Make cardboard cutout of Boxxy, intriduce people to your girlfriend Catie Wayne

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:15:50 No.374001326 dude! 10K? 1. sell everything you own 2. buy one way ticket to Hawaii 3. arrive in Hawaii, buy surfboard 4. live in a tent on the beach 5. own as few things as possible 6. enjoy the good life

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:16:05 No.374001346 Become a professional magician.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:16:29 No.374001398 Tell Japanese people to stop speaking Chinese and start speaking American

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:17:06 No.374001469 File1326478626.jpg-(42 KB, 600x450, EpicFaceBackround.jpg) >>374000607 >>374000607 >>374000607 >>374000607 Can you do all that, but with Mascara like a raccoon. you'd be good to go!!

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:18:31 No.374001646 dumbfucks the first post was trips shut the fuck up now. OP link us your youtube account please

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:19:04 No.374001723 File1326478744.jpg-(49 KB, 750x600, internetlmachine.jpg) >>374001152 >>374001152 >>374001152 >>374001152 This big time. you will be internet super hero >>374001152 >>374001152

>>	faggot 01/13/12(Fri)13:19:36 No.374001790 Video idea: Put a dog in a wheelie bin. Channel name: nessMyBecki

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:19:44 No.374001807 Finance the sequel to "Birdemic: Shock and Terror".

OP 01/13/12(Fri)13:19:58 No.374001831

> implying I really have $10,000
> implying everything you read on /b/ is the truth

>>374001001

Fuck trips, I can do whatever I want. If you have a decent realistic suggestion and people like it and I like it , I'll do it.

Think of this youtube channel as your own personal news channel, covering the important issues you want to see covered. Will head into tokyo tomorrow, taking serious requests.

trips will add weight to the request for sure.

If you dont like it go make your own channel.

Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:21:56 No.374002096

http://www.youtube.com/user/TripsDecides/
http://www.youtube.com/user/TripsDecides/
http://www.youtube.com/user/TripsDecides/
http://www.youtube.com/user/TripsDecides/
http://www.youtube.com/user/TripsDecides/

need more roody-poos to sign up to OPs channel potentially epic proportions

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:21:56 No.374002097 Get a good guitar. Learn to play it. Spend every fucking hour practising. Play in front of thousands. Gain bitches. You're too old to kill yourself at a respectable age, start new trend by suicide at 38. Who wants to be old anyway?

Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:22:36 No.374002178

Get a decent but uninteresting job in an office somewhere. Use all the brain power you save into creative pursuits. Save 10% of your earnings for retirement, donate 10% of your earnings or 10% of your time to charitable causes.
Get involved in your local neighborhood community and perhaps run for local government office in a couple years.

OP 01/13/12(Fri)13:23:24 No.374002290

Channel is:

www.youtube.com/user/TripsDecides

So far it looks like the plan is to head into Tokyo and

1) hit on old japanese women
2) ask cute japanese girls what they think of america
3) Ask for directions or something?

All while wearing raccoon makeup? WHat is raccoon make up? what about a pikachu hat or something?

I'm dirt poor right now, cheaper the idea the better.

Thanks for participating guys, doesn't it feel good to know you're making the world a better place?

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:24:44 No.374002504 first video should be an introduction. tell us who you are and how you roll

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:25:05 No.374002550 >>374002290 >has 10k >dirt poor

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:25:25 No.374002589 >>374002290 Raccoon make-up. Black circles around your eyes; exaggerate it, like those emos Also, Boxxy.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:25:33 No.374002611 File1326479133.png-(76 KB, 1320x376, !12-01-13-OP-What-Do-With-Life(...).png) >>373990743 I expect to see you on this day, around this time, next year.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:26:00 No.374002672 File1326479160.jpg-(10 KB, 320x240, 1239030551296.jpg) >>374001469 dude you need to do something boxxy related sorry

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:26:56 No.374002782 >>373991000 That was quick. You have /b/ on your side, you'll be viral in no time.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:27:18 No.374002844 File1326479238.jpg-(17 KB, 317x307, 1316862963782.jpg) Open a whites only KFC and see how good the business is.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:29:04 No.374003089 Boxxy

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:30:08 No.374003260 Ask Japanese men what they think of Boxxy. Show them Boxxy videos.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:31:53 No.374003492 do a total reinactment of Tom Green's Subway Monkey Hour

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:32:16 No.374003556 File1326479536.jpg-(13 KB, 240x239, 1324947100549.jpg) >>373992797

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:33:37 No.374003748 >>373990743 gay prostitute

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:33:56 No.374003795 >>374003488 >>374003488 >>374003488 >>374003488 >>374003488 Bump for maximum exposure

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:38:09 No.374004376 HOLY FUCK He uploaded a video. It is timestamped 14/1/12 HE IS IN THE FUCKING FUTURE! WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:39:18 No.374004544 File1326479958.jpg-(52 KB, 320x480, 1325970149860.jpg) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTl-EDttdgY&context=C3352c8aADOEgsToPDskLQZWPCQJrBsg4D2Udd-J4j op is fucking awesome pic unrelated

Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:39:34 No.374004586
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So op Whens the showing of the first vid...prepare your anus for annoying questions now you're an youtube celeb berra than the rest, cuz................................................................................ BOXXY!

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:41:17 No.374004798 >>374004376 timezones 'tard

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:42:33 No.374004962 Give it all to me.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:44:09 No.374005168 >>374002290 Raccoon makeup is the way boxxy wears it. Look at pics of boxxy, you will know what we mean. And you're a fag for not knowing boxxy.

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:44:13 No.374005179 File1326480253.jpg-(49 KB, 480x445, 1321210426081.jpg) >>374004376 lol candy-assgot detected

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:44:41 No.374005250 end it.

OP 01/13/12(Fri)13:50:48 No.374006046

Guys guys, settle down.

I am not a youtube celebrity. This is for you, this is for /b/'s entertainment. I know that there are some retards and homosexual pedos out there but for the most part you are just some bro's looking for some laughs, so yeah, i'll see what I can do.

Also I don't own a decent video camera or editing software etc, we'll see if a phone camera is good enough.

So hitting on girls in tokyo and re-enacting something or other? What if I just get them to say catch phrases like 'you done goofed' and 'fuck 9gag'?

>>	Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:53:55 No.374006469 File1326480835.jpg-(225 KB, 910x544, OpHello.jpg) Ladies and gentlemen I give you...your new king of Youtube

OP 01/13/12(Fri)13:56:07 No.374006756

>>374005168

I know boxxy, just that when you guys said 'raccoon makeup' i thought it would be something hilarious like dressing up as an actual raccoon.

Not sure if 'be a dude wearing eyeliner' is that funny.

Please, suggest to me some videos or something and i'll try and get japanese people to re-enact them

Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:57:18 No.374006909

>>374006046
>>374006046
>>374006046
>>374006046

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcydqSpYN00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcydqSpYN00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcydqSpYN00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcydqSpYN00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcydqSpYN00

OP plz do dis to the japs!! your /b/ros would appreciate it over 9000 times

plz OP I was with you from the beginning

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