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Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:21:56 No.373649740

OPERATION: McMOOT OFFICIAL INFO COPYPASTA
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>9GAG decides to name a burger after itself
>We're not OK with this
>We do not tolerate their antics
>Genius called M28 writes us a voting script
twitter.com/Matheusavs28 (his twitter account)
>McMoot burger now in the lead
>Top 20 burgers get judged and 5 are chosen
>9GAG had a 2 day headstart with 6,000 votes
>We overtook them at around the 33,000 mark
>This is the most recent voting script. Simply copy and paste the following URL into an incognito or private browsing window and let it run. Errors are normal.

---> (See http://twitter.com/Matheusavs28 for the latest updates and versions)

Official Chat is at rizon.net/chat
#mcmo.ot (without the .)

>>	01/11/12(Wed)20:25:54 No.373650502 Bamp for burger justice

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:26:13 No.373650555 Shameless bump

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:26:30 No.373650612 9GAG IS BEATING US. LOIC MCDONALDS.DE.

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:26:40 No.373650644 >>373613797

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:27:05 No.373650713 bamp

>>	01/11/12(Wed)20:28:51 No.373651057 >>373650612 wats the point of using LOIC if they cant wote, so do we

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:29:42 No.373651219 >>373651057 we has m28

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:29:56 No.373651264 >>373651057 >>373651057 Our script uses backend.mcdonalds.de. It is not affected by the main site. Meaning if we DDOS the home page, we will still be voting, and they will not.

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:30:05 No.373651296 >>373651057 Our votes don't require use of the site maybe? Whereas they probably aren't using scripts

Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:32:03 No.373651682

DDOS MCDONALDS.DE. THIS IS NON NEGOTIABLE.
DDOS MCDONALDS.DE. THIS IS NON NEGOTIABLE.
DDOS MCDONALDS.DE. THIS IS NON NEGOTIABLE.
DDOS MCDONALDS.DE. THIS IS NON NEGOTIABLE.
DDOS MCDONALDS.DE. THIS IS NON NEGOTIABLE.
DDOS MCDONALDS.DE. THIS IS NON NEGOTIABLE.

>>	fortune 01/11/12(Wed)20:32:49 No.373651822 ddos on mcdonald if Mcmoo't isn't chosen.

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:32:57 No.373651837 bumping for justice

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:33:21 No.373651911 9fag is beating us. I hope you understand the implications of this.

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:33:43 No.373651981 >>373651911 They're not beating us

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:34:21 No.373652129 >>373651981 Their votes are going up faster than us. Meaning that, given enough time, they will beat us.

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:34:43 No.373652214 >>373651981 Ya they are rere

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:34:56 No.373652248 well the fuckers are finally on to us. I sense some lulzworthy moments coming

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:35:29 No.373652367 >>373652129 Overnight, for 10 hours, I counted the votes We got 5836 They got 5684 So we're still very slightly faster, but it is worrying I agree

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:35:47 No.373652441 File1326332147.png-(28 KB, 657x333, whyjustwhy.png) why don't we have those as burguers in top20 yet? why didn't we had those names? seriously /b/?

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:35:57 No.373652480 File1326332157.jpg-(3 KB, 160x120, 1222071.jpg) http://golink.us/mll/eifo

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:36:15 No.373652548 Its not even a triforce FAIL

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:40:12 No.373653371 >>373652367 They just got a boost in voting rate. Their votes are going up insanely fast,

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:40:33 No.373653440 >>373652441 because those names were made up by an autistic fuck. McMoot all the way

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:42:15 No.373653789 File1326332535.png-(44 KB, 240x151, ticket_one_internet.png) >>373653440 Have an internet.

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:42:37 No.373653872 >started script 10 minutes ago >175 votes so far >notbad.jpg

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:44:38 No.373654235 File1326332678.jpg-(140 KB, 1024x444, fifth_element_04.jpg) If its war they want, its war they'll get!

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:45:04 No.373654300 I need links people

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:45:38 No.373654407 File1326332738.jpg-(2 KB, 111x126, KAHN.jpg) >>373653872 Been up for 6 minutes and have 92 and counting

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:45:39 No.373654410 >>373654300 >>373654300 Go to IRC. You'll have all the info you need there.

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:47:36 No.373654799 For the script, if you don't have AIR: http://get.adobe.com/air/

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:47:57 No.373654872 9crap must fail. By the time their pathetic "9gag army" loses interest and stops voting we will still be scripting our way to victory

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:48:36 No.373654988 mcdonalds site is laggy as shit. my vote ratio is about 11:1 votes to errors. good work /b/ros

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:48:52 No.373655046 http://www.mcdonalds.de/mein_burger/index.cfm#/galerie

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:51:52 No.373655625 Just a note, note all the votes are counting - it's kind of like loic where not all the requests get through. So if you have 200+ votes you probably have only voted 20-30times

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:54:19 No.373656070 Also, please HOIC the Mcdonalds.de page

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:54:51 No.373656159 DO NOT DOWNLOAD THIS SCRIPT! IT TOOK OVER MY COMPUTER AND DELETED SYSTEM 32! I AM POSTING THIS FROM MY PHONE NOW

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:55:51 No.373656335 >>373656159 >>373656159 You downloaded the wrong one, you dumb fuck. You deserved it.

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:55:59 No.373656360 Downloading, leaving on all night.

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:56:01 No.373656367 >>373656159 >facepalm 0/10, source code is posted

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:57:24 No.373656609 I donated 172 votes. After a while it stopped counting votes and all the errors start to appear.

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:58:52 No.373656869 File1326333532.jpg-(34 KB, 300x457, 11-keillor3-300.jpg) This is now a Garrison Keillor appreciation thread

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:59:52 No.373657061 File1326333592.jpg-(24 KB, 300x309, keillor.jpg) >>373656869 FUCK YEAH I LOVE GARRISON KEILLOR

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:01:10 No.373657338 >>373651682 >>373651682 >>373651682 >>373651682 >>373651682 >>373651682 >>373651682

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:01:32 No.373657405 File1326333692.jpg-(19 KB, 210x207, 111.jpg) What a plan to make the vote rise my /b/rothers?

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:01:55 No.373657477 >>373656869 >>373656869 >>373656869 >>373656869 >>373656869 >>373656869 >>373656869 >>373656869 >>373656869 >>373656869

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:02:14 No.373657535 GUYS RUN THE FUCKING SCRIPT. THEY ARE CATCHING UP! Everyone do this. They don't stand a fucking chance. Step1: get.adobe.com/de/air/ Step2: www.mediafire.com/?1i03vak36e671gd Step3: ??? Step4: Profit!!

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:02:40 No.373657627 Mcdonalds.de may be experiencing some lag in a moment. Love anon.

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:03:30 No.373657803 >>373657405 wat? we have a script man those retards can't beat us, they couldn't code north korea's website

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:03:42 No.373657841 File1326333822.png-(55 KB, 1024x768, 4613.png) >9GAG decides to name a burger after itself >We're not OK with this >We do not tolerate their antics >We do the same thing, only more pathetic

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:04:41 No.373658028 >>373657627 Anyone else getting lag on mcdonalds de?

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:04:57 No.373658090 >>373651682 >>373651682 >>373651682 >>373651682 IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:05:59 No.373658279 DDOS TEH FUCKING PAGES PROS. LAZORS AT FULL FORCE. WE USE THE PHONE VOTING PAGE. DOOSING WEB PAGE WILL NOT AFFECT US, BUT WILL TAKE THEIR CHANCE TO VOTE TO ARMS BROTHERS!

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:06:04 No.373658303 >>373658024 >spells retard wrong >calls guy who's making all this possible a retard >thinks 9gag could ever find this

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:06:13 No.373658336 File1326333973.jpg-(134 KB, 1539x1410, GarisonKeillor.jpg) >>373656869 DID SOMEBODY SAY GARRISON FUCKING KEILLOR??

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:06:41 No.373658434 File1326334001.png-(30 KB, 752x551, ddostest8.png) LOL LASERS INBOUND.

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:06:52 No.373658465 File1326334012.jpg-(55 KB, 500x375, baby-autopsy-guts-removed-bloo(...).jpg) >>373649740 This is the stupidest shit I have ever seen.

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:07:07 No.373658515 >>373658434 Sauce?

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:07:30 No.373658598 >>373651682 >>373651682 >>373651682 >>373651682 >>373651682 >>373651682 GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO FUCK 9FAG

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:07:34 No.373658612 >>373658515 private net sorry

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:08:29 No.373658775 McDonalds.de is slowing down, keep up the lasorz

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:08:49 No.373658846 File1326334129.gif-(1.77 MB, 233x152, 1175848297570.gif)

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:09:03 No.373658895 firing again in 6 minutes from this post.

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:09:32 No.373658968 >>373658775 http://www.mcdonalds.de/mein_burger/index.cfm#/galerie

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:09:39 No.373658991 File1326334179.gif-(1.91 MB, 181x139, 1175848394344.gif)

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:09:52 No.373659031 why DDOS? you won't accomplish anything. stick to the script, we will win.

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:10:24 No.373659161 Mcsigourney is winning. We're a good 5000 votes ahead, no dreams for you 9gag

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:10:37 No.373659201 bumping

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:10:39 No.373659208 >>373659031 DDoS means 9gag can't vote because they do'nt have a script However we still will be able to

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:10:43 No.373659224 File1326334243.gif-(419 KB, 320x240, 1175840746840.gif)

Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:10:44 No.373659228

Mc Jay has a lot, who is that? I'm just saying they have about 21k, we have 56k and 9gag have 43k.

If we're competing against 9gag, and they have half the amount that 9gaga has... Then they must have quite a few voters, right? I'd just like to know where they're coming from.

Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:10:46 No.373659237
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Troll this 9candy-assger, he got all pumped up with this 9candy-ass burger shit:
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000685536458

And his gf:
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001204819132

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:10:51 No.373659253 >>373659031 >>373659031 It will stop them from voting, while our script will be unaffected.

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:10:54 No.373659265 >>373659031 good point lol how big are 9gag's servers, does anyone have a good guess or fact?

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:11:13 No.373659327 >>373649740 is this for the the whole mcdonalds on a global scale, or just germany?

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:11:34 No.373659385 >>373659031 If they can't vote while we vote at a ridiculous rate, how will that accomplish nothing? Semi-related, how are they getting votes almost as fast as us? No way any of them have written a script, they're retarded

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:11:37 No.373659396 >>373659208 >>373659208 >>373659208 if the whole thing is down, nobody can vote.

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:11:42 No.373659419 Am I the only one who thinks this burger looks disgusting? Is that the humor in this?

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:11:52 No.373659453 File1326334312.gif-(43 KB, 274x119, basterds.gif) >>373657537 this just went from hilarious to evil. hilariously evil.

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:12:16 No.373659525 File1326334336.gif-(531 KB, 100x80, 1175840376988.gif) All of you candy-assgots are candy-assgots

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:12:37 No.373659608 >>373659396 You're wrong bro, M28 even suggested we ddos - check his twitter It will work

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:12:49 No.373659650 1 min 15 seconds

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:13:02 No.373659708 I just want to know why we're calling it the McMoot

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:13:46 No.373659844 >>373659385 the source code of our script was released ... maybe they managed to edit the code

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:13:58 No.373659886 >>373659419 Thats the point.

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:14:06 No.373659918 >>373659228 Nobody going to answer my question? Ok, how about this one... We DDOS... 9candy-ass?

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:14:06 No.373659921 File1326334446.gif-(1.5 MB, 291x200, g5.gif) God damn hippies

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:14:10 No.373659935 How to win: >Wait until we get into the lead >Loic website >????? >profit

>>	anon 01/11/12(Wed)21:14:11 No.373659936 like to this website were i can vote??????

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:14:13 No.373659946 >>373659396 >>373659396 >>373659396 >>373659396 WE USE BACKEND.MCDONALDS.DE WE ARE DDOSING MCDONALDS.DE. They cannot vote, while we can still use the script. This is not a hard concept.

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:14:36 No.373660021 >>373659265 It's on the amazon cloud. Can't DDoS it.

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:14:38 No.373660028 >>373659918 Dude - we tried that a while ago and it failed miserably You cannot ddos a site that big on amazon servers

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:14:38 No.373660030 File1326334478.gif-(467 KB, 276x208, 1309392904023.gif) Launching torpedo's captain.

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:14:39 No.373660036 >>373659419 what's on it? I only speak american

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:14:46 No.373660058 >>373659708 quick! you have to tell me who made this site!

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:15:03 No.373660113 4chan master race reporting in, leaving 2 pcs with the script running 24/7

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:15:03 No.373660115 >>373659708 yeah what the fuck is a moot?

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:15:23 No.373660180 >>373660028 Ai'ight, I'm happy with that excuse.Would take a lot of servers...

CapperGeneral 01/11/12(Wed)21:15:31 No.373660214
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Top FIVE get chosen?
McMooot
>56950
Mc9F4G
>43465
Mc Jay
>21084
Scootaloo
>6050
/b/urger
>5202

>mfw we have TWO burgers in the top 5, along with a broony burger, and NO SIGN of Reddit or Tumbr

Im okay with this

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:15:35 No.373660226 you should have named it 9candy-ass like that we keep it cool while they suck ass

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:15:37 No.373660235 >>373660115 >0/10

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:15:56 No.373660303 File1326334556.jpg-(85 KB, 311x311, 1314254605001.jpg) >>373660115

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:15:59 No.373660313 >>373659946 They maybe have our script... The modified version of it

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:16:02 No.373660326 >>373659886 Still don't understand why.

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:16:17 No.373660394 File1326334577.jpg-(190 KB, 1044x618, themcfail.jpg) Behold, the McFail.

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:16:20 No.373660408 File1326334580.jpg-(2 KB, 126x83, 1325989594057.jpg) >>373660036 >only speak american >MFW

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:17:04 No.373660563 >>373659946 >>373659946 I would doubt it. They would need to coordinate that carefully, and we have no found any evidence of that.

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:17:32 No.373660670 BAH BAH BAH BAH BAHHHH ICH LIEBE ES

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:17:34 No.373660682 were all out of juice captain. Changing to 50% power. eta 9 mins

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:17:37 No.373660703 >>373660394 If you take off the lettuce, it's just a McDouble with 1:4 meat...

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:17:44 No.373660723 >>373660394 its a german burger tard im still pissed off they removed the mc holocaust

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:17:48 No.373660735 >>373660563 >>373660563 Meant to link >>373660313 >>373660313

>>	anon 01/11/12(Wed)21:17:49 No.373660739 like to this website were i can vote?????????

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:18:12 No.373660807 >>373660394 >>373660394 > implying any of us are going to eat it.

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:18:17 No.373660818 File1326334697.png-(736 KB, 972x552, Capture d’écran 2012-01-09(...).png) I really liked the original idea

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:18:18 No.373660822 >>373660394 2/10 would not eat

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:18:26 No.373660837 >>373660394 are you really expecting /b/ to create a tasty burger? I bet that is jew meat in there

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:18:31 No.373660855 File1326334711.jpg-(22 KB, 690x312, fwefgwg.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:18:55 No.373660928 File1326334735.png-(56 KB, 256x256, 1325681163590.png) inb4 mc roody-poo

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:19:24 No.373661028 >>373660394 butthurt germanfag detected

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:19:42 No.373661110 File1326334782.jpg-(15 KB, 618x407, 1322971415812.jpg) >>373660036 called english dumbass

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:19:47 No.373661127 File1326334787.jpg-(21 KB, 400x294, a Maria_Estela_Martinez_Isabel(...).jpg) i liked mc holocaust better

>>	Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:20:14 No.373661215 >>373660394 >implying any of us would be eating that piece of shit if you eat at McDonald's you are either poor or a fat fuck

>>	anon 01/11/12(Wed)21:20:37 No.373661293 i like how u tell us to vote, but dont tell us were we can vote...

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