come on dont be shy guys!

nobody cares. it isn't like cards are hard to get.

>>373483921
>>373483921
i just figured maybe someone living in like kansas or some shit...

Describe your process of getting your card, in depth preferably.

Briefly discuss doctor visits, symptoms, waiting times, etc.

>>373484394
valid point, lol.

>>373484451

aye same, I've been meaning to get the card also, but wouldn't mind some help guiding the way mate

how easy/hard was it to get a license?
as in friend recently moved there, how hard would it be for him?

>Find a 420 evaluation doctor online.
>Fill out and sign legal form, saying that you won't drive, marijuana could give you a heart attack, all that bullshit.
>State your reason for needing marijuana
>As simple as just saying you have insomnia, anxiety, nausea caused by anxiety.
>Doctor takes blood pressure, tests reflexes, complete bullshit.
>pay 55 dollars
>get prescription, good for a whole year.
>Find a CC
>?????
>Profit

>>373485310

no 'license' needed. you go to a weed doctor, 15 minutes, pay $35, get a "reccomendation" good for a year.

thats los angeles, at least. but yeah, you can get an official card from the state, but you dont need it, only a rec.

are you circumcised OP?

It's so easy, even a caveman could do it.

>>373485669
noice.
my friend shall be very happy.
and we all shall be too, upon information.
Fuck if I care

The best part is not having to deal with weed dealers who you have to pretend to like for 10 just to get your weed. And most clubs employe hot bud tenders

for everyone asking what the process was...

basically i have type 1 diabetes meaning i have a ton of shit like prescriptions and doctor visits on file already

all i did was go to this sketchy back alley place and pay 60 bucks...

i told them it was for my diabetes and she openly voiced her opinion saying that it was clear that marijuana would NOT help diabetes in any way

she then signed the paper and told me to take my picture...

just so you have an idea about how easy it is in cali

>>373484451

basically its all laid out for you - you fill out a form, which lists 'symptoms', you check one and go with it. I do "anxiety" usually. its really easy, and quick. there is huge competition, so its easier and easier - my first rec in like 2008 cost 200 for a year, last one cost 40. if you are in los angeles check the LA Weekly for ads and stuff.

you dont even need an apointment, you just go to the office, fill out 2 forms, wait your turn. the doc calls you in, asks your prob, wink wink, signs a paper for you and you keep it in your wallet (every dispensary has to check your rec every time you pick up weed)

>>373483412
Is that an actual picture of your license OP?

>>373485816
>>373485816
yes

>>373485982
>>373485982
and this is the reason i wanted to get one in the first place

i was tired of people selling grams for 10 dollars and claiming DERP ITS SO BOMB FROM THE CLUB HURRR

i get 7 grams for 20 dollars now.. and thats the mid grade

the higher price stuff knocks me on my ass and makes me paranoid as fuck so i try not to waste my money on it as much

>>373485982

hot budtenders for sure! the place i got to has (i think) strippers that are required to wear short shorts and bend over all the time.

anyone wants the info, check out weedmaps.com - yo ucan find a doc, stores, specials, pictures, all that

>>373483412
Kind of an unrelated question, but does having Type 1 diabetes make you look younger than your age?

>>373486338
>>373486338
yes..

they are very cheap and this one isnt issued by the state..

i only have it so i dont have to unfold the papers and shit at the door to the clubs

>>373486803
>>373486803
i dont believe so but yah i realize i look 12 in it

>>373487073
timestamp a pic to prove it isnt fake

half assed timestamp

op delivars

>>373487665
not full assed?

Do You like Anime?

>>373487073
going on another tangent, if you were honest with yourself OP, how long do you think you will live? given your diabetes, what are your prospects?

http://golink.us/mll/lkmy

in orange county, cash in hand and a 'aw man i forgot my card' works everywhere

Have you ever been to that one distribution store that's on Weed Wars?

>>373488119
>>373488119

i can honestly say i dont think im going to live as long as i would like to..

ive had diabetes for 2 years and my eyes are already going to shit, and my muscles are weak, and my stomach is always hurting

this isnt because of the weed i just dont take care of it as well as i should and i couldnt care less

>>373488564
>>373488564
>>373488564

harborside.. ive been to BOTH of them

i was at the oakland one about 4 days ago theyre super chill over there

>>373486631
and is there a thin brown line on your shaft, similar to what's pictured?

>>373488769
>>373488769
as a matter of fact yes

>>373485402

>marijuana could give you a heart attack

lolwut? Has this actually ever happened?

>>373488586
well, id wish you the best of luck

>>373487665
lol not a timestamp of op's actual face. inb4 the card isnt really his

>>373488769
My GOD?!
its like you knew.

>>373489176
>>373488769

what does this have to do with anything

>>373489135
why would it matter if my face is in it or not

>>373489443
it has to do with everything... it also strongly suggests you aren't jewish and probably have siblings

>>373489552
... because it could be that the card isnt yours. its just suspicious to me that you hid your face in the timestamped photo

>>373489176
Behold, i am the circumcision prophet

>>373489927
>>373489927
when you go to the club they check your card AND your photo ID so having someone elses card wouldnt do shit

>patient
lol

>>373490153
doesnt answer my point, it could still be stolen/someone else's. maybe you picked it up off the street. plus, since you've already shown us "your" face on the ID i just find it odd you refrained from doing so in the timestamped pic above

i just sent your card picture to your doctor to let him know you are abusing it by re-selling.

>>373490561
kind of has a point. 40% chance OP is a troll, 60% it's legit and actually him.

>>373490755

lololololol have fun OP

>>373490103
>>373489792
>>373489792
not a jew, 3 brothers, keep going im entertained by this

>>373490755
>>373490755
i just sent a screencap of this conversation to my doctor to counteract your stupidity

my name isnt even in the picture

>>373488971

Anyone going to answer this?

Does it really say on the disclaimer forms that marijuana can give you a heart attack?

>>373490946
well, if i could get your honest opinion, how do you feel about being a cutcandy-ass?

What is the current status of the medical marijuana shops over in CA since the DEA gave them that 45 day shutdown notice awhile back?

How has this shutdown affected you?

>>373490946
my next pronouncement, OP has a tight cut (ie. when his penis is not erect, his head is fully exposed and not covered by skin).

>373491193

newcandy-ass dont you read wiki?

at least 10 casualties are reported each year from marijuana induced heart attacks. And some roody-poos go on with the bullshit "you cant die from weed"

quit it now or the next time you start freaking out your heart might pump so fast that you die. Try to think about it next time you are stoned and you will see if you cant have a heart attack or not.

>>373491240
i love it and so does my girlfriend.. i heard you can get some cream cheese looking shit in your foreskin and im not down

>>373491484
>>373491484
this law was only put into place in San Jose where i live on the weekends.. the city passed a referendum to extend the time before the raids start coming. but theres hundreds upon hundreds of clubs so its not much of a problem

>>373490867
>>373490561

For the love of god, i srsly doubt OP is trolling us here. he went into too much detail

>>373491538
right you are buddy

>>373492070
not so- none of the details he gave could not have been easily confabulated. op should post a second tiemstamp, this time with his actual face. until then he should be regarded as a likely troll

everyone calm the fuck down


i got this

Hey man I'm in the san fernando valley. I got a card a couple of years ago. Do they expire? I know the doctors want you to have to come back every year for a renewal, but I read somewhere that actually renewals are not necessary.

>>373492159
now, surely when you were younger you played "doctor" and such with your siblings. are your brothers all cut as well?