What do you think of chocolate milk?

i think it's really good. i drink a cold one on a walk from college almost every day.

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vlad what are you doing here?

Do you have many wild bears on the streets?

well, first of all saints-petersburg in a european russia, but i'm was in sybiria. summer is ok, just too moody (mood, right? idk) winter is pretty much same to the stereotype syberia, its really cold, snow everywhere and shit. but syberia's road services is good though, good and clean roads

>>371120042
nah, just a couple right now, they cute you know, AW SHIT ONE OF THEM STOLE MY VODKAS BRB

peshka

cmon guys, i'm really bored and i hate new years holidays (new year is like xmas in catolic countrys)

>>371120671
>(new year is like xmas in catolic countrys)
i mean in russia

Do you wear ushanka, valenki? Or budyonovka? Or what do you wear?

I want to move to Russia within next 1 year,

Is there anything you can tell me that may be useful . (i know you can read online some stuff) but it's nice to ask directly from someone living there

thanks in advance

Хуи сосешь?

>>371120922
ushanka is in mainstream right now, many people wear them, i wore a valenki last winter, it was damn cold (-30 Celsius and 70% humidity) and i was helping my dad on a outside work.
and no, nobody wears budenovka

anon should suck my dick, because in russia everyone sucks my dick. Even the roody-poos and chinks that are enslaved.

>>371120671
Okay then.

What comes to your mind when you see "ticsezi", from my cpatcha?

>>371117508
Как ваши дела?

>>371121157
I dont know where you want to live so i cant tell you in particular, russia cold on top and hot on south :D
we have real problems in bureaucratic spheres, education and med help is bad too, but thing changes to better now, i'm think. i'm pretty distant from streets so i cant tell you about criminal, but if you cannot speak russian be ready for fraud and stuff, gl.

do you like vodka?

>>371121420
idk, maybe it is some czech word
>>371121959
as i said earlier i'm kind of sad coz of holidays, but in general i'm good thank you.

Why the fuck do you represent yourself as a fox

>>371122140
no i dont, i dont like taste of alcohol at all, in any forms and drinks, i drink only in company for fun

>>371122049
yes i am very ready for fraud

and i want to move to st petersburg,

>>371122615
idk, im like them since my childehood, my first nick was redfox and they cute and buatyful what more do you want?

what do you think about murikah? and how do they see us(murricans)? your friends,family,etc?

thats a really sexy fox

>>371123005
well i live here so listen
SPB is about humidity that town was moist and wet from the beginning, most of time we have decent winters (0c to -15~c) but they can be and -40c or +3 just like now, summers usually about +20 to +30, buy again they can be +40 and +10, so with humidity +40c its a real hell on earth its really hard.

>>371123451
personally i dont think about people in country borders, all people same so i love/hate everyone equally, my friends and family, and most of other people think about america in a bad way, we even have a comic (he's really bad) who based his monologes on americans stupidness

What is you favorite board, Russian OP? Just staying moderate with the questions.

>>371124037

thank you
I have met few people and like the outlook on life,relaxed things you can do, like drinking beer on trains etc

i know it is not as easy as other countries in europe, i do not mind the corruption (As long as i have money to pay my way) and I find the girls there most sexy on earth so I can't wait to travel

Can I go to Russia without being killed ?

>>371123451
and in our county almost no one reads too, i do but i dont like classic russian authors though

>>371125482
yes you can. 90s long gone.
well i almost forgot, I wear shirts and jeans with black coat and scarf for cold times, AKG k450 is a hat for me

Vlad, how do most people view the US in Russia?

>>371125117
i read only /b/ , theme bords have no interest for me

I always dreamed of either going to St. Petersburg or driving with Siberia Express.
Would you recommend the first or the second?

>>371126161
answered

>>371122582
Aw, too bad. Aspiring to learn russian myself, I can already read the alphabet fluently,
and I am waiting for an opportunity to study russian at an actual institution.

>>371126478
about SPB, well its certainly buatyful and sometimes even good, and idk but i guess our tourist business is suck, about express, well i dont was on it but i guess its really boring you just ride and ride on a shitty soviet train (maybe not) town on a way is small and more like villages not towns, so it's up to you

why do you hang rugs on the wall?

>>371127471
it's either soviet or a tsar's times sign of a welfare

>>371127166
Good luck to you pal, russian language is really hard, even natives these days cant write properly
but i think you'll be okay

What is the last thing you watched on television/your computer?

>>371128816
i dont watch tv, in russia it suck ass
last time i was in a movietheater it was SH: A game of shadows,

i'm considering moving to Russia for a while later on in life
what tips can you give me?
and where would be the best place to move?

>>371128689
Well, you truthfully aren't the country with the highest IQ average, so I do believe that
many do have some difficulties writing.

As do even the native danes, some write so bad that it is virtually unreadable, even after they've
passed the whole 10 grades in our school system.

I believe however that it shant be beyond my skill to at least learn to converse somewhat fluently in your most precious language.

Lucky russian bastards, I would give my right testicle to have russian as my mother tongue.

>>371129603
i partially answered that question above, but be more specified what do you want to do? moscow is too fucking expensive cheapiest apartment = 108k$
SPB less expensive but have lesser opportunities, other big towns like volgograd novosibirsk etc pretty much the same i guess

>>371130571
honestly haven't the slightest clue what I want to do, and moving to Russia is sort of a whim, I just looks so interesting and its seems so different from where I live (Canada) like extremely different and that makes it rather appealing to me. If you were in my position where would you move?
as a side note: -I would do my schooling here in canada
-And I would evidently learn some Russian before I move there (already can read it, and understand some)

are you proud of your defeat of napoleon ?
is putin visiting some towns all around russia to be close to the people ?

>>371132015
i dont know, its will be different even in moscow or spb, believe me. but our villages (small towns on a periphery or smthn like that, dont know how to put it)
is a real shitholes, people there even dont have a instant medical help or schools, so if you're looking for that kind of different you're welcome, if not i guess (1mln people population towns) novosibirsk, volgograd, kaliningrad, ekatiringburg, nijniy novgorod. or moscow/SPB

How well can you dance?

>>371132594
>>371132594
it's a strange question for me, its just history. i'm proud of my ancestors coz as i know they were good and decent people,
Yes, he's doing this pretty often.
and story from my past, 5-6 years ago i was on a tourist trip on a 80-90km from towns border and my mate founds a mortar bomb from WW2 and bring it to the camp, so we fucking ran and then called to authority. damn that was dumb

>>371133984
I can't

>>371133107
small villages wouldn't particularly interest me from what i'm hearing so I guess I would move to Moscow or St. Petersburg
other questions
-How is the healthcare system there?
-Is it hard to find a job?
-And will people give me the "cold shoulder" (pardon the pun) for being new and from Canada?

>>371134435
Well, are you good at music in some form?

how is russia divided? Do you guys have provinces? States? or simple individual cities?
russia really fascinates me

>>371134493
actually i was in a medical building only when i was 6, so i can't tell you true picture, but as i hear from my mother it's kind of suck, coz of our ruined education system and payment (as i said, 400 buck a month) no one want to be a doctors, so most of the stuff is a soviet people, and equipment too, but in big sities its kind of okay i think,
well again i'm a student and all of my friends are with job so i cant really tell but i think its okay, official numbers good too.
well if you can speak at least on an acceptable level you'll be good, there will be jokes and maybe you find them mean but then dont, really

>>371134595
in form of listening, i guess
>>371134991
we diveded into 15 sovereign countrys, also we have federative kind of states but the laws is the same, i think, WIKI MOTHERFUCKER you know

Is there any other languages you can speak?

>>371137206
no i can't, ukrainian and belorussian simuliar to russian, and i can understand 70-90% of a text but i cant speak or write in these languages

>>371117508

I want to go to russia and fuck hot whores like Rocco Stiffedi.

Where should I go?
How much?

This question is serious.

pic related estern european whores who do porn

>>371137680
i'm a fat, virgin student, sorry. but yes here's many girls who do porn, i even know one of them.
but i think you should go to ukrain as i know it's better there with the girls

>>371138171
ok thanks.

any chance of a pic of the girl you know?


Also: Views on Putin and the protests, real or mostly western news overstating?

much lesser bear and shit clownade than I expected, nice.
Bumpin'

Have any opinion on Spongebob?

>>371138408
no i dont know them,
about putin thing, i dont care about politics, really.
but what i know is what these people on streets dont want revolution, they suffer enough. they just want fair election that's all,i can't proof but i'm sure that most people on stage is purchased like a bitches.

>>371138821
slightly above average kid's cartoon

on an overall scale if you had to rate Russia on a scale of 1-10
what would you give it?
be honest

Hey Russiabro how common is it to find old World War II stuff laying around in old clothing/antique stores?

How's the current state of mathematics education in Russia?

>>371121281
>>371121281

тебе́ вопро́с зада́ли!

>>371139453
6
where 1-5 3rd world and 7-10 eastern europe countrys, but i only have been in finland, other scandinavian whatever and in england for 1 day

>>371139704

Not OP but I buy and sell that stuff, it is expensive now they have an idea of the value. I can often sell it back to Russians, in particular Socialist Realism painting.

I could buy it in the 1990s for a couple of dollars a painting, now selling for a couple of 1000s. Wish I had just stored the lot.

The best place in my opinion was the market in Vienna as it is a famous market, many people from Eastern europe filled their cars and drove to it. I used to buy shipping containers of clothes, furniture etc.

>>371139957
каэш сосу бrатюнь
>>371139704
if non weapon, sure that shit is everywhear
>>371139760
stagnating and diying

>>371139967
western ofcourse, and i forgot america

>>371139310
Any other cartoons you enjoy?

>>371140548
Euler, Kolmogorov and Perelman must be rolling in their graves

>>371141115
Sure, south park, simpsons, futurama, recently started to watch family guy, love old soviets cartoons but not so as to review, damn i fucked up last sentence for sure.

Hey ruscandy-ass.
I understand you don't give many fucks about politics, but generally speaking, what are your and your mates' views on the politic field in Russia? E.g. all these hilarious 'dialogues' between Putin and Medvedev, Putin being badass everywhere etcetc. I mean, it simply looks weird why so large portion of the nation bows to this joke.
>greets form estcandy-ass btw

>>371141681
CURRENT

>>371142019
"Rolling in their graves" is typically used to refer to a current state of affairs that the dead would strongly object to.

>>371142010
first of all, i missed that autoreplace thing, i guess aFgAxG?
putin for sure want hold that power, but for who? for his people or for BP? idk. becouse of our education i dont know where russian will be in 20 years, all of soviet teachers and doctors dies, and what's left? i guess BP's tubes all over my motherland

>>371142819
yes, i get that we have same sentence in russian language, but why they should rolling? i dont get that part. ohhhh, you ment they rolling becouse the state of education, and not about my statement? sorry, sleepy

>>371141681
and since when perelman dead?

>>371142874
I wasn't emphasizing Putin actually. I meant the whole political field - how everything is so fake to the point it's starting to be funny as hell. Do people buy all that or they simply don't give a fuck?

>>371143374

>Rolling in their graves.

The idiom comes from sleep, ie a unrestful sleep where you keep moving the bedsheets and pillows.

The idea of course is death is the ultimate sleep, and to be woken in the grave takes a great deal of distress. Often to refer to legacy, ie political.

Saa'di uses it in the Gulistan. Probably one of the first uses.

>>371143718
oh well, people sure get that fake thing, i guess they think better putin then some bandits or clowns (try to search Vladimir Zhirinovsky, idk maybe there will be tranlations) there's no real option besides putin, - clowns oligarchs, we dont even have a decent party in parlament, they all suck ass. IMO ofc

>>371144613

(not OP)

Zhirinovsky is one of a sequence of Russian baddies the west loves to promote as warmongering. The truth is often far removed, western news just can't get past the need for a badguy. Putin is the new one, as is Asad. Neither of which I like but the lens the west views from is grossly distorted.

Are you into furries?

>>371144613
Okay, that explains. Then again, isn't Putin comparable with oligarchs, especially now?

Other point i'm curious about - how people feel about the Baltic states; what are the things that these states are most commonly associated with?

>>371144613
Okay, that explains. Then again, isn't Putin comparable with oligarchs, especially now?


Other point i'm curious about - how people feel about the Baltic states; what are the things that these states are most commonly associated with?

>>371143718
maybe prohorov, maybe. i think if man can build his own money making empire, and if its not oil pipe then this man maybe can rule our fucked up country

Do you enjoy vidya?

http://CXL.me/ml/osyb

>>371145917
>play video games and read books all day

>>371145530
they hate government, many people from there loves russians, my family lives there in 80s and we have friends from baltic's countrys and as they said most of the people think in positive way of russians