>>369540276
oh god, that mod is butthurt as fuck.

i had a mod ban me because i said "butthurt"
back in '05

feelsbatman.png

>>369540487
he mad

Posted in a pony thread saying "Fuck you pony candy-asss"

I had one "Replying to super retarded shit posting".

>>369540713
Wow, you're such an oldcandy-ass, posting something that everyone has already seen while pretending to be Snacks. /sarcasm

I've been banned for surgeon and posting ponies.

>>369541238
what the actual fuck

Pic related. 1 week ban.

banned for replying to CP. Not even for posting it. fucking mod was probably jerking off and hit the wrong button

Repplying to a CP thread without reporting it.

>>369541743
no thats a fair ban cause you bump the thread fool

I was browsing on my iphone, anonyma couldnt load boards, went to safari, some1 made phone ip banned for shitposting. 1 day until i could apply appeal. 2 hours later ban was gone lol

The mod who did this should be immolated.

>>369542073
>>369542073
>>369542073
>>369542073
>>369542073
>>369542073
MODS RULE
I fucking hate furcandy-asss, only newcandy-asss like that shit

I got banned from /x/ for mentioning /b/ so I came back to /b/.

>>369542073
2 days of not posting threads that noone likes after posting a thread that noone likes and saving the picture of being banned for two days

ive gotten doubles attempt, banned url, and replying to cp thread

>>369542298
that sounds like a signal for me to post it

Somehow I was shittier than the rest of /b/. I didn't know that was even possible.

I got banned once for "cupon fraud" lol it was on my phone and ive never posted on my phone :(

inb4 b&'d for ban evasion

>>369542305
I got banned awhile back for the same thing.

Someone had a creepypasta and I said I had seen a good one on /b/ a few nights before and got hit with a week ban.

Shit was retarded

>>369542619
lol

>>369542512
if nobody likes fur, then why are the threads constantly being made? also, there is an extension so you can minimize threads if you don't want to see it. Also, wasn't my thread, I'm pretty sure a mod started it as a trap or some shit.

>>369541427

I was banned for simply POSTING TEXT in a CP thread...
I was actually trolling the thread

>Be 18
>See this
>Lolwut?
>Had not been on for a month
>

>>369542816
/b/ has better creepypasta threads though, so not a single fuck was given.

>cocks on /s/
>links
>tripcandy-assing
>ohlookoutguyswegotabadass.gif

>>369542816
the the people's champions on the other boards lack any sense of humor. They mean serious business. Serious business on serious boards.

http://tvf.me/mless/kdrv

back to your ban now


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www.filesonic com/file/4241935755/Amy.avi

www.filesonic com/file/4241964965/Jenna.mp4

www.filesonic com/file/4241970725/Jessi.mp4

>>369542899
>>369542899
>>369542899
is there really a 4­chan extension? whats teh link!

>>369542899
>that feel when someone posts a pic you made

>>369543101
And I had some serious creepypasta's that I posted and was still banned just for saying /b/. Its retarded

i am such a bad bad boy

>>369543190
Fucking google 4chan extentions

>>369543190
Newfriend detected

>>369543323
This is an auto-ban btw, no the people's champions involved. Had the same, I appealed "fuck you the people's champions, you better permaban me cos' I'll be back making trips, quads even!" a day later, un-banned. MFW

when i used tor like every proxy was banned for cp so i don't use tor for 4chan anymore. there are other ways to have some degree of privacy. RJ45-Condom, Etherkiller etc.

>>369543511
mine wasnt an autoban

not me. i would never.

i can't remember what board we rated nut we spammed them with tractors

Seriously, lol..

MODS = FAGS

>>369542298

>>369543634
it is. Try to make a thread with "doubles" in the filename. I had the exact same message, exact same duration etc.

>mfw the mod was being serious after all

http://www.4chan.org/rules#tv

trolling pony thread with spiderman

>>369543710
auto-ban, not manual. Try to make a thread with "prove me wrong" in it.

>>369543903
wow!

type "lol" in the password field = auto ban

>>369540190
"You have neither life nor brain, right? You could evade silently and post /sp/ related threads, but you have to diarrhea all over the board whenever you post."

Here was my reply: Why was I banned? I haven't posted anything all day. I post as Nikibrah only, never Anonymous. You said I was banned for "You have neither life nor brain, right? You could evade silently and post /sp/ related threads, but you have to diarrhea all over the board whenever you post." 1) I haven't posted anything all day. 2) I guarantee I'm a lot smarter than the candy-assgot who banned me. Why the fuck would I even be on the /sp/ board?! I have never posted there and I fucking hate sports! Yes I have a life I fucking lift weights and am most likely more fit then the candy-assgot who banned me. I'm fucking Nikibrah for gods sake! And this ban doesn't fucking expire?! Are you fucking kidding me?! You're god damn right I mad! I'm sorry for my tone of voice in this appeal, but seriously the guy who banned me is being ridiculous.

>>369544258
It's discrimination.

>>369544279
really?

>>369544279
do it then candy-assgot

>>369543744
You gonna get banned if this is doubles.

>>369544565
ja rly

>>369544565
Try it, it's a 2 days ban.

>>369544506
Discrimination? On /b/? Where?!

cat

>>369544720

>epic ban detected

That was some serious bullshit yo

Racism. Posted a picture of a gorilla in a black woman thread

wtf

handless masturbation

>>369541238
>>369541238
>>369541238

what the fuck man, what the fuck.

please tell me this was just a proxy u used that got banned from some other user?


OP: only ever been b& once- 14 days for posting in a raid /ck/ thread.

>>369545022
seriously?

saying kde is better than gnome
name field for the lulz> ‮gnippaf eerf sdnaH
posting in pony thread >(calling them all candy-assgots who should eat shit and die)
too many accidental to list >(banned url etc)

>>369545123
Who on earth decided that should result in an auto-ban?

Banned for responding to a CP-thread. I deserved it.

I got banned once for posting to what they called a Jailbait thread, but there was no CP in it. Then I just got banned the other day for posting an illegal URL, and there was no URL in my post.

Mods are all candy-asss...

>>Too many internets.

To this day I still dont know what that was nor why my ban was lifted since I didnt appeal it.

I got banned for a day once by posting a URL... I also got banned for mentioning /b/ in /x/

>>369545452
wtf man! that's fucked up.
kde IS better than gnome

>>369545817

So is resetting your IP the easiest way to get around bans?

Got banned for posting in pony thread, I was trollling them.
Got banned for posting in cp thread. It was non-nude and legal.
Got banned for spam/spambot. I've never spammed in my life.
Got banned for CP. I posted an 18+ shaved petite model.

Fuck the the people's champions. I've decided that every time I get banned I'm going to evade it because the constantly accuse me of things I didn't do. m00ts employees are a joke.

Posting furry porn on /vp/

>>369545718
yeah the responding to jailbait bans are sh­it

for posting this cp site quebuenaestoy.com

oh boy, here I go...

Banned from /h/ for posting links to some hentai.

Banned from /a/ twice for posting nsfw images and replying to some get thread.

Nothing major really, just small stuff.

Have some tits.

>>369545996
evading ban is permaban
catch22.jpg

>>369545996
Yeah if you have FiOS or Time Warner, just go into your router setting and release and renew your DHCP in order for your router to pick a new IP from the ISP's pool. You may have to do it over and over for it to work though.

raiding on /h/ lulz

Contributing in a jailbait thread.

I didn't even post any nudes, fucking the people's champions.

>>369546095
i call bullshit
/vp/ has no the people's champions

>>369544728
delete cookies

use a proxy /b/ru
captcha: Logan, nhappi

>>369545106
Those traitors....

Moot is a candy-ass.
/Thread

I was banned for this post.

I got banned for making a raid thread on 9gag. Stupid moderators don't know I am trying to save their shitty site.

>>369546227
I can confirm that this works.

>>369540190
Automated posting >constant get script fagging

>>369546666
OH GOD I GOT QUADS

>mfw this is a proxy

kk

MFW I've never been banned. Maybe I'm just lucky... but I do tend to do more lurking than posting. And definitely never go into furcandy-ass, pony, or CP threads, even to troll.

Is it against the rules to use a proxy here? Or just if you're using it to avoid a ban?

For posting gore in a caturday thread. and wrighting "b0xxy".

Hey, Mods, I was banned yesterday for 14 days, here I am. What now?

Banned for nothing

>Pic related, it's fucking nothing!

>>369547320
Yes, you are ban evading and proxies are usually blocked for spam. They can detect usually through cookies if you are currently banned and then issue a permaban (but only if you somehow manage to get banned again in that period).

cloning the MAC on your router will get you a new IP. for those with a fixed IP. a different MAC, obviously.

>>369547320
proxy = ban

>>369547533
yup

>2011
>not having dynamic IPs at your disposal

>>369547320
read the rules newfriend.
http://www.4chan.org/rules

cp like a fucking zillion times. that's whyi only post invisible cp now

banned for "nobody proves me wrong"

lame

>2011
>not knowing how to circumvent a b&

CP.
Spam.
Spamming CP.
CP again.
Spamming a CP thread about CP.
Spamming.
CP.

>>369546666
reported. ostensibly for ban evasion but really for talking about 9gag. have a nice day you tumerous cunt.

>>369547762

I feel bad for looking at that because i didn't believe you.

>>369547762
lol

>make mw thread
>go make hot pockets
>come back
>pedaoes are posting cp
>ew what the fuck
>report them
>"you have been banned for creating a CP thread. This ban was filed on-"
I got banned for a week for that weak shit

>>369543030
i've had that a few times. i was in my late twenties when i started coming here and now in my mid thirties.

i'm innocent!!!

my mom says theres a lot of black people in africa

I was the Girugamesh dude here.

>>369548149

If by "mw" you mean Modern Warfare you deserved a ban.

>>369547762
so good

>>369548062
>>369548109
invisible cp = best cp. unfortunately i'm seeing invisible demand for it. have some invisible sandra noodz

Posting.

>>369546666
inb4 shitstorm

I got banned for racism.

On 4Chan.

That's like getting kicked out of a skinhead rally for being a racist. I had to change my IP and everything. Minutes wasted.

>>369540713
this guy is a fukin hero. This was my ban one of many, I wear it as a badge of honor

posting minitroopers link.

>Remember: The use of 4chan is a privilege, not a right. The 4chan staff reserves the right to revoke access and remove content without notice.

/b/ - Random
ZOMG NONE!!!1*
Global rules 1, 2, 4, 7, 9, 10, and 11 are enforced.
>Note: "ZOMG NONE!!!1" applies to moderators as well.
stop complaining, roody-poos.

CP
loads beyond loads of CP, though I've never posted it, I question why I get banned for CP

>>369544720
>>369544720
>>369544720
>>369544720
>>369544957
>>369544957
>>369544957
>>369544957
>>369544957
>>369545106
>>369545106
>>369545106
>>369545106
>>369545106
>>369545106
there is a reason we hide our fucking IPs

>>369547718
I'm not new, I just skimmed the rules when I got here a few years ago and forgot them since. The only rules I remember is underage b& and cp v&

Kanye West

hopefully not making money

>>369548965
Quit being so poor or im gonna start throwing rocks at you

>>369548579
There are no racists in /b/

>>369548109
>>369548392
invisible moar for you guys

In my time here I've been ban for:
>Trolling
>Flooding
>Arguing with a moderator
>Complaining about 4chan
>Escaping my ban for complaining about 4chan to complain more
>Spaming the John copypasta in ten different language
>Posting inappropriate content on work safe board
>Escaping my ban to post more inappropriate content on work safe board
>Writing retarded appeal to my ban and then spaming them

>>369549263

This was my normal IP adress. My jew internet provider gave me a generic IP that 4chan detected as being a proxy server, while in fact it wasn't.

I was banned for this post.
Also, doubles.

>>369548860

>implying he doesn't have a GOD TIER dynamic IP

If he doesn't, he's fucked.

>>369549305

I you get banned come back and tell us. It's just something to add to your ban list.

Banned for:
telling OP in a CP thread to FOAD
telling OP in a brony thread to FOAD
telling OP in a JB thread to FOAD

>>369549305
invisible cat goddess anyone?

>>369549593
>generic unique identifier

postin

how do I get an Insta Ban for like a week?

>>369549968

Well it wasn't unique. I was getting banned from all sorts of sites accusing me of using a proxy and shit. Wikipedia accused me of writing bad articles that were written with my IP, while in fact, I never wrote those articles.

>>369550055

holy shit.
>55
>00
>55

>>369549828
nah, post it all the time. the worst i'll get is an invisible ban. have sum moar invisible cat goddess bro.

teh the people's champions are cool guys and they doesn't afraid of invisible cp

>>369548629
for posting dox on that bolonia cop who pepperd sprayed the women, I got the dox from facebook post, posted on b get a ban.this was the original then they doubled it for me talking about my freedom of speech in the appeal.candy-assgots

Got banned for 30 days for posting "pedo garbage". Pic related. It's what they call pedo garbage.

>>369550448
call to invasion? I bet the cia or feds run this fukhole

>>369550448
SOPA loving word censoring homos i tell ya

>>369550470
>mfw you get banned again

posting Niggers in /an/ x3
banned once by mistake, mod thought I posted CP but was just leaving a negative reply in a CP thread

I've been banned for

Posting a picture of Daffy Duck on /y/ (1 week ban)
Replying to a fake Moot thread (3 day ban)

Nothing too big.

i got banned for genetic inferiority

>>369550632

Looking forward to it, mate. :)

>>369550953
fuck chocolate milk

>>369550953

But, i prefer regular too...

i know someone who got permab& for posting jailbait that he didn't even realize was jailbait

>>369551145
>>369551161
i dont like milk at all

>>369551145
>>369551161

You guys are fucked up beyond all redemption. I hope you got dynamic IP's.

>>369550470
>Got banned for 30 days for posting "pedo garbage"
should've posted invisible pedo garbage broseph. that shit's too legit to quit

>>369551471

I'll take a ban over choc milk any day.

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

beeing a fetus

Bootin'

Bootin

>>369552477

Trolling makes you a summercandy-ass... What will they think of next.

Booti

>>369552706
post it again

http://tvf.me/mless/lkxd

>>369552723
invisible summercandy-ass'? lets hope so

>>369552706

Start a milf thread, the image must exist somewhere on the internet.

>>369552706

Boot

Boo

>>369552706
pic or didnt happen

posting cp, yet here I am

Bo

never got banned, this thread makes it sound like the thing to do

>>369550953

I prefer regular milk.

B

>>369553266
sup captain IM SO DISGUSTED BY CP U GUYZ THAT I HAVE TO STAY IN HERE AND THOROUGHLY REVIEW EVERY INJUSTICE!!!

banned link.
why the hell is xkcd banned?

>>369553413
>>369553413
>>369553413
wat?

>>369553437
>never got banned
ur doin it wrong

>>369540713

That is awesome, bro. You are my hero.

worst two weeks

was no CP, was not even a picture, I simply posted in there

-B

I was banned for posting in a CP thread.
Technically it was a thread that was derailed by CP assholes and I was just trying to explain to the assholes that there's nothing wrong with pedophilia but there is something wrong with with doing sexual things with kids and supporting & spreading CP.

>>369553753
>pedophile ponycandy-ass
>what a suprise

>>369541021
OH THE IRONY!

>>369540713
Anyone else smell win?

>>369553978
they mad

>>369553973
>2011
>not getting around b&

Glorious day was glorious.

Failing to type Наnds frее fаррing

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/opinion/opedcolumnists/item_YlmRY23stU5llXNQdQwrLL

looking for sigourneys mom came across this and lol'd

I don't mind sick fucks fappin over lolicon or child models but hardcore cp makes me rage big time.

>>369554581

Nice find. Keep in mind it might have been a mod that banned the guy for posting his mom.

An ASR thread in TV! Come contribute!

>>>/tv/>>20031859

hardly worth it.

>>369554437
so much win in one photo +2 internetz

He mad lol

Got banned for posting in a CP thread, lol'd cuz the thread was up for 20 minutes and I just posted "mfw the people's champions do nothing" apparently they didn't take too kind to that.

>>369554988
it should be

>>>/tv/20031859

http://tvf.me/mless/qiae

i impersonated sigourney.

the people's champions = candy-assgots

>>369554437
Amazing

>>369555263
LOL

>>369554437

>watched that as it happened
>was so impressed he watched a pony episode
>love and tolerance ever since

>mfw no one will get b& ITT
>mfw I have no face

Protip: Don't bump a cp thread. If you are going to flame pedos do it while saging.

>>369555633
>poor, poor attempt at trolling
>mfw I expected more from ponycandy-asss.

>>369555555

Does anyone have that one pic where someone was banned for a whole list of really odd out-there reasons?

I don't remember anything specific, but it was friggin hilarious.