What does being the Inferior Korea feel like?

How does that hat prove anything?

why cant you just get along with north korea?

>>369075794
Hey, they're the ones who launch some rockets or send some boats down every once in a while to spice things up. And all we've done to them is to send them foodstuff as humanitarian aid.
>>369075690
It's my army hat. And since it indicates I'm a private first class with its two sticks, not corporal we get discharged as, it implies I'm a current serviceman, wouldn't it?
>>369075621
Feelsbadman. As the post shows, we have to spend two glorious years of our 20s in the stupidass army shit because of the fucker who just died.

Somebody should report this to OP superiors!

do you think things will get better now that fella has died?

>>369076611
Can't tell. It's quite possible that North regime might collapse that will ensue massive chaos all over East Asia if they don't figure out who gets the power. If they do, however, it's also for a fact that it just can't be as totalitarian as it had been so far. So basically it's either a complete chaos or gradual detente. The former is good as long as it happens after I'm done with my service and safely back in US, the latter is even better because welp, they won't be such a dick anymore.

>>369075481

have you eaten?

>

why emergency alert? do you think his son is gonna go all berserk on you?

I see whats going on here.

how do you feel about kim jong Il's son. I belive he is taking over now right?

How do you prefer your eggs?

Do you play StarCraft?

why are south korean men so sexy, my girlfriend has a thing for koreans and for soldiers, will you fuck her. She has big tits

Is that you Secret?

>>369077159
Stupid question, he is South Korean.
Of course he plays starcraft!

are you expecting a zerg rush? can your barracks fly? are south korean wraiths on standby?

idiots you can get that hat online. doesnt prove shit OP, we need to see alot more

>>369077159
Occasionally, when I'm with my friends in Korea. That's about it.
>>369077142
Sunny side up, if possible with Korean sesame oil and soy sauce
>>369077119
Too little is known about him for anybody to have a legit opinion on him, but so far as it's been revealed, he has been educated in Switzerland and those who've seen him say he's definitely more cultured and reasonable than his dad. Not that it's a relevance anyway since he's uncle will be in power for a while.
>>369077035
Not for another 6 months until he can actually get shit under his hands together, if that's possible at all.
>>369076989
The guys at the kitchen's too busy making shit for everyone who's on duty, so I just made myself a hot bowel of ramen.

can you smell this milk?

fap with the power of a thousand suns! i'm in japan right now, should we be worried?

North Korea is Best Korea

>>369077511 also dub dubs

>>369077434
there is clearly a time stamp under the hat you blind cunt. And yes, someone would come on /b/ and lie about being a South Korean soldier because that would be so funny.

You're retarded and probably 12. Fuck off.

>>369077480

>>369076989
>The guys at the kitchen's too busy making shit for everyone who's on duty, so I just made myself a hot bowel of ramen

troll detected.

>>369077719
OP is mad

>>369077719
If OP shows us his starcraft skills, we will believe him.

>>369077826
That's not OP, learn to detect.

>>369077719

>timestamp under a hat you can get online.

roody-poo please.

>>369077719

>hoho ima SK soldier guys kekekekekeke

why would you call noodles ramen?

Thats an americunt terminology.

Go eat a dick, you fucking great fairy.

>>369077181
Is she a cute Redhead with a thing for bondage?
>>369077426
Wraiths are ready, and we don't need our barracks to fly since most of our leaders have American citizenship anyway. Meanwhile, the Marines down here, welp.....

식사하셨어요?

OP is not native Korean. Perhaps a Korean who lives/has lived abroad and has had to serve call-up duty, but that is all...

Koreans can't speak English for SHIT!

fake and gay

>>369077513
Nah. You guys never had to, it's just that your media, so bored when there aren't any earthquakes to report on, always made it seem as if you guys were the ones actually under threat.
>>369077434
Fair point. Give me a sec.

Did my shit in ROKA back in 03, do you still get paid 25 bucks a month? Or has it gone up? Remember you could buy a carton of cigs for 2 bucks......

goodluck south korea

>>369078552
라면 끓여 먹었어요
>>369078910
Now it's about $100 per month. Again, just enough for monthly supply of cigarettes

What unit are you in? What's your MOS?

ching chong chong cheng ching

OP, who you think is the most retarded.

North korean people: For beliving that midget is god.

South korean people: Accepting capitalism as their god?

>>369077434
>>369077942
>>369078571
Is this good for you? I can't offer anything much better since I'm using the smartphone of my friend who commutes from home and he's not allowed to carry around those things technically.

>>369079338

What about your gun?

sonic or mario?

>>369079269
>implying accepting capitalism is bad
Have you not seen South Korea? That place is a fucking utopia. Think capitalism's worked out pretty good for them.

>>369079269
They're both retarded, though the South slightly less since the lure of materialism is usually powerful enough for most people. Which is the reason why I'm getting the hell out of the Gookhole Sojululand the minute I'm done with my service.
>>369079231
I'm just going to say somewhere around Seoul. Not gonna give away my unit just in case.

South korean militar service is forced?
Any way to avoid it?


your country is shit anyways.

>>369075481
you're pretty damn good with english where are you station in korea? i only ask because im in korea and i'd buy a beer for ya

PX병이나!!!!

oh come on, with no gun and no military ID or pass, get the fuck out you cunt, you can get all the shit you posted online.

Does southkorea have any special relations or regards germany in terms of unity of north'n'south?

>>369075481
Are you a Hydralisk oder still a Zergling?

How crazy do you think Kim's son actually his?

Do you think he will try to make a name for himself and try to surpass his father glory by attacking the only thing that holds the country together, their hatred for South Korea?

>>369079423
Clearly you don't know about how the life inside the barracks actually works. All guns are stored under lock 24/7 that can only be accessed by obtaining keys from the company HQ under permission. And they're not going to say "okay, you can carry your gun" because I want to post shit on 4chan.
>>369079501
Materially yea, it's all developed and rich and shit, but Korean society's just sucking the capitalist competitive greed's dick so hard and drinking its load like the nectar of the Greek gods. Like, we used to be poor as fuck, but Koreans back then at least had a sense of composure, humility, compassion, and humanity, man. Now it's all just "get good grades, go to good college, get a good job, make lot of money, then fucking die kekekeke" for everyone, everywhere, forever. Imagine the entire country about the size of Pennsylvania with 47 million people being like Manhattan. I'm sick of this shit, frankly, and that's why I'm getting the fuck out once I pay my dues to the army.
>>369079456
Mario. But Samus even more.

OP. You can escape to the glorius north korea.

Why stay in capitalist inferior south korea when you can be in the glorius communist north korea?


North korea is best korea.

>>369079972
are you gonna answer my question?

>>369079592

>>369080125

Sure smells like north korean special agent here.

I'M KOREAN
SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN
AMERICAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?
DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?
AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER
FUCKING U.S.A

>>369080183

glorious comrade why will you not share drink with me? i am completely legitimate?

I wish someone would hurry up and make a Dimitri video about Kim Jung.

No military ID op ?

>>369079680
>>369078571
>>369078326
>>369077942
>>369077806
>>369077434
looks like the dipshit detectives are on the case

>>369075481
the day when /b/ thwarted ww3

Legitimate question; on a scale of 1 to 10, how fucked would you be if NK attacked?

captcha: International tinvery
tinvery
tyrany
>International tyrany
:O

>>369079801

Germancandy-ass detected.

Now try to tell what gave you away.

>>369080000
inb4 shitstorm...

you are full of shit. I'm on camp casey/hovey which is 20km from the dmz and we arent on "alert" or anything of the sort. keep trolling candy-assgot. and ps. south korean soldiers arent allowed to have tv's or radios let alone computers or phones.

OP listen here.

>Shot to the north side.
>Start ww3
>?¿?¿
>Profit!


Massive win OP, DO IT FAG.

http://tvf.me/mless/dlap

>>369079630
상근예비역 이발소 관리병이다 ㄲㄲㄲㄲ 하루 종일 앉아서 청소 좀 대충 하고 커피 마시고 티비 보면 됨ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 군생활 퀄리티 대한민국 상위 1%임.
>>369079564
Yes, mandatory 21 months service for all males with fit health.

Ways to avoid it: have a politician or CEO of a major chaebol as your father. Or lack a leg or be clinically retarded, etc.
>>369079842
The rumor is that's the reason behind last October's bombardment of Yeonpyeong-Island. But no, I don't think he's as totalitarian as his father, nor is that possible when even the Best Koreans have cell phones nowadays. In all the scenarios, unless the Northern regime itself collapses in entirety, the system can't stay the way it is. Period.
>>369079592
Fine. I'm somewhere in Daegu. Thanks for the hospitality, man, but I just don't want any possible exposure about the fact that I'm on 4chan while supposed to be on duty. I appreciate it, though.
>>369079754
Yes. Germany stands as our counter-role model.

Even with the West Germany having the world's 3rd largest economy and East Germany being the richest among the Communist bloc, you guys still had to pay buttload. Clearly with the Korean case, such one-way absorption's not gonna work out. Other than that, Korea's pretty tight with Germans. Sent a lot of miners and nurses back in 70s, and Germans gave us a lot of loans and technologies in return. Nowadays it's either Chinese or Japanese, but back in my parents' days, German was the most studied foreign language in Korea after English. Probably the Western country with closest historical relationship after US.

>>369080563
unless its apart of the orders given to them by higher. although how he got on 4chan is beyond me

The United States president Obama just passed a bill into effect (NDAA) which takes away the basic rights of American Citizens, allowing military to kill or arrest and detain any American citizen with no evidence, proof or reason for their doing so.

If Korean Military was asked to assist the USA military in detaining American Citizens (which would be called terrorists) Would you ??

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW-e7z7S6VI

>>369080563
>you're on duty in SK
>not allowed computers/phones/TVs
>posting on 4chan
Someone's a gay candy-ass...

>>369080563
You definitely provided more proof than OP, so I am inclined to believe you.
Oh wait.

>thread

I cant believe you fell for this shit.

>>369075481

why aren't you playing badminton?

then how the fuck did you post this?

>>369075481
why do koreans love golf? seriously on my base we gave a golf course and i only see koreans on it damn near 24/7

>>369080752
i'm american you douche turd. we can have pretty much whatever we want

>>369080000
Quads for truth.

OP should escape to the glorius north korea.

>>369080794
you're not clever.

Nope.

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ군인이욬ㅋㅋㅋ

LOLsage

>>369077159

>>369080691
wait you're TROKA?

I thought SK soldiers weren't allowed to have electronic devices besides vibrating dildos

>>369078366
yeah his english is too good
frenchcandy-ass here, as far as i can detect only native speakers write as well as he does
OR he would be super literate and educated, in which case what is he doing as a second class private?

bamp

OP abandoned thread ? I knew this was fucking fake.

>>369081659
>only native speakers write as well as he does
OR he would be super literate and educated

>>369081659
Imma also a Korean, and hes using a perfect korean language. He sure is a real Korean

THIS IS NOW OFFICIAL SOUTH KOREA THREAD

>>369079972
fuck i'm impressed
if you're no troll you're an inspiring youth
and you could be a great officer but i bet you just didnt try because you dont believe in the cause
are many south koreans like you?

>>369081659
>>369080691

His grammar is good, but if you actually read and digest his sentences, a few times he's used the wrong tenses of words. I kinda believe him.

Sage, it goes in every field....

fucking idiots what did i say huh ?

>HURRRRRRRRR SK SOLDIER RAEL LOLOLOL KEKEKEK :D:D:D:D:D:D

I need some dubs

>>369081992
>>369081992

+1

>>369082072
병신ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

>>369080498 tinvery

tin is a key alchemical metal
the random pun is rather in the association between tin and thievery

>>369080752
>>369080791
here ya go asshats.