>replaced all the salt in the salt shakers with sugar
>sticking matches on the gas taps in science
>hanging kids on the fence by their bags

>>367381497
I lol'd

I used to write little notes saying fuck you and leave them everywhere.
Also drawing dicks on every sheet of paper in the printer.

once i told my teacher to shut the fuck up. Thank god he didn't hear it.

In 6 years of school I only had one shit there.

I studied hard and stayed out of trouble and ignored all the girls.

>>367382105
Badman.
I swore straight to a teachers face got suspended for a week.
I also made a little man out of blue tac and would play with it in class. He had a shield made out a penny and a paper clip spear.

>>367382244
>not ripping the shit out of all the girls to the point that some of them still hate you today
Get on my level man.

i had a screwdriver in my pencil case and mad a hole through the table a big one in the wall and i continued to dismentel a lot of things in the school like coat hooks.

>carving my name into every wall
>farting in maths so hard the kids in the other classes could smell it
I miss school.

>>367382759
In woodwork we got to make screwdrivers, everyone spent the next week or so taking shit apart.
We also used to play with lego left over from the special class instead of do work.

>be 15
>walk to toilets
>take a shit
>walk out

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Deal Marijuana.

Nos i'm in "college" and I still do it, almost 10 years in this shit.

>>367383026
>using school toilets
I used to piss on the seats just to fuck with people like you.
Anyone remember putting water on toilet paper and sticking it to the roof?

>>367383143
I dont believe you, send me a sample maybe...

>>367383276
In Portugal, we did it, but we shat on the papers.

Toilet-paper stalactites, man.

Only time I ever went to the bathroom in middle school.

>>367383454
I'm with this guy.

short circuited a sewing machine in hom ec, was good times.

>>367382185

Reminds me, I used to take entire rolls of toilet paper, unroll them into the toilet and flush. Even a power flusher can't deal with that.

Also I used to take a long trail of paper towel still connected to the dispenser and stick it into a toilet or sink. That way the water would wick up and ruin the entire roll if not found quickly.

>>367383496
Wow man thats fucking hardcore.
I remember walking backwards from one end of the bathroom to the other pissing cause I was given detention.

>>367383671
Yeah there was one kid who would ALWAYS flood the bathroom every week. God bless that kid we used to slide around of the wet floor.
Also spraying the taps at kids.

you guys were all the bad kids, i stayed away from the likes of you and paid attention like a good boy

i never used the toilets in school, so there wasn't any shit going on

>> Messing about with friend
>> He pushes me
>> I spray him with school fire extinguisher
>> Teacher is in the class and sees it
>> Get sent to the head teacher

>be 8th grade
>lunch break
>gang of blacks come up to me
>tell me they want my shoes
>get nervous
>they get in my face and curse at me
>spaghetti starts falling out of pants
>try to pick up spaghetti but more just falls out of my pockets
>black kids start punching me
>I start crying
>they take my shoes and leave
>never go back to school again

>>367384043

>i never used the toilets in school, but then i took an arrow....

>>367384071
Reminds me of a time we snuck in after it had closed and had a fire extinguisher fight.
>>367384026
You never did anything fun at school?

>be waiting for exam
>friend turns up with a spliff
>think fuck it
>go in exam, mega paranoid
>do exam
>get it back 3 weeks later - A*

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>throughout highschool
>post up on walls and trip people as they walked past
>tap peoples far shoulders once they walked past you so they look the other way
>pushing each other into people walking towards us

those were the days

I hit a girl in the face with a book and she cried.
I also spent every lesson checking for thongs.
Also dem tight black school pants.

Used to fill up a water bottle with urinal water and pretend I was a priest at lunch, flicking water on everyone as I walked by and blessed them.

>>367383454

>>367384314
I loved that shit man, tripping up every fucker who passed. I had clunky as fuck rockports on, used to fuck shit up.
Pushing in the dinner line as well, I remember tripping this fat girl up and she landed face first.

We had a mezzanine level above the gym. Exactly like the pic. The tumbling mats were stored underneath, so we'd sneak up and jump instead of running laps. Teacher was not amused.

>>367384615
Omg you must have like 20$ worth of weed there dude, check you.
You write your f's like a candy-assgot btw.

Called the only black girl in elementary school a roody-poo cause my friend told me it meant lesbian,
covered wet paper towels in bathroom soap and threw them all over the bathroom,
got everyone in my 9th grade algebra class to convince the only black kid in that class that we were all going to stand up and tell the teacher to fuck off, he's the only one that did it and got suspended. (i know, not that original but still lulzy if it works)
flooded that same teacher's class with fruit loops while the rest of the school was in the auditorium,
wrote a story in 11th grade, using shock video titles such as mr. hands, lemonparty, ect.

>>367384615
>>367383454

AND YES, upper the weed bag, its money, 300€.

only pissed at school once during high school
in grade 12

>>367384851
I loved them mats. I used to go to this group for all the bad kids so to speak. Tutor let us dick around in the gym and we spent an hour doing jumps onto them off those spring boards.

> be 6
> first week in school
> be sittin like in my pic
> feel fart comming up
> hope its not loud
> loudest fart you can imagine (really , i never heard a louder fart since then)
> look at guy next to me
> be like "omg dude"
> class knows it was me
fuck

>>367384880

10 bucks worth exactly, sold the rest, get the thing upper the bag. 300€, in one day. I always keep a bag for me at the end of the day.

I used the bathrooms in school,but then I took an arrow to the penis.

>In the hallway
>Center for HS football team talking trash
>Ask him if he's ever tasted floor
>Gives me a funny look
>Stick my arm between his back and his bookbag, rip down on the handle, he crashes to floor.
>Graphics Design teacher saw me
>Got a 2 hour detention
Totally worth it.

>>367384889
Some fucker wrote mylazysundays in our hall and I went on it.

>currently in highschool
>hottest girls ever
>downblouses and thongs all day errday
>fuckyeah.jpg

>>367384880

It is called, cursive writing, in america it is teached like in 7 grades, in my country, we are writing like that since we can write.

>>367384615 haha nice

>>367385507
dat grammar

>we have a class
>teacher goes outside of class to get something
>go with friend outside in school corridor
>kick around with kinder surprise on floor
>when I kick it lands directly in front of teacher
>me and friend get imposition
also, on another note
>be in math work group
>teacher goes away to get a book
>see buildings of toyblocks right in middle of room
>kick it
>the pieces fly through the class room
>when I hear teacher coming again, I get on my fucking chair
>when she sees the mess I have caused she wonders who did it
>nobody responses, so she goes around in school to ask who made builings of toy bricks in that room
>she finds little girl, who comes to our room
>has to clean the mess I freaking caused
>she cried while doing it
>feels awesome man

>>367385321
cool story brah. you got confused with that and the part when he just told you to fuck off and you wept while running down the hall.

English test, 'write your own story' - that's all the instructions we got.
Fuck it.
I wrote the entire movie 'Speed', using direct quotes and described scenes word for word.
Get a B

wtfiswrongwitheducationsystem.bin

I was also one of the arseholes who made teachers life crap, typical stuff.

Used to write very graphic detailed erotic stories on the bathroom walls and stall walls. Sometimes would use teachers or chicks for characters. Found out some guy was caught jacking it to one of my stories once. Felt proud.

Skipped Class
Vodka shots in bathroom
Ditched school to buy crack
Fucked the dorky new girls who wanted to be popular.
Hidden cam in girls locker room.
Be a senior fucking junior high girls who wanted to be popular.
Break windows.
Flirt with lunch ladies for extra pizza.
Let mice go behind lockers, exterminators neeed.
Bring fake gun to school, laugh with principal about it.
Bring porn to school, laugh with principal about it.
Arrange Recycling Program, collect all paper 2ce a week. Rummage through it for personal notes. ...burn it all in woods behind school, hoping to burn it down. 4 alarm fire instead.
...that's about all.

>came on bathroom stall door in junior year
>streak of dry cum was still there by the time I graduated

>opened my window on the school bus when it was freezing cold and snowing hard
>70+ teens yelling at me and throwing stuff at me, bus driver rules that as long as I'm in that seat, I have control of the window
>One wigger bitch girl says "WHY IS YOUR WINDOW OPEN"
>"Because it's too hot in here."
>"THEN TAKE YOUR COAT OFF"
>"Why the hell would I do that, it's freezing in here! Some asshole left the window open"
>trollface.jpg

>made a presentation all night
>no sleep
>take tramadol to stay awake
> when presenting I want to show a videoclip on my laptop
>not everybody can see it, because chair is in the way
>girl says somethin lige "just take the chairs down so we can see"
>I think she wanted me to put a chair on the teacher's desk an put the laptop on it.
>put the chair on teacher's desk
>everybody laughs
>I don't get it

and the presentation was epic

>sitting on bus, hand palm down on seat
>relatively hot chick sits next to me, avoids hand
>boner, don't move hand
>creeps hand under her ass
>says nothing doesn't look at me
>pokerface.jpg
>stands up walks away
>mfw I've never told anyone this before

>>367385153
ARE YOU ME

in 10th grade we had this technologically inept math teacher and she would do lessons on this sort of tablet computer screen deal so we got a wireless USB mouse with a nearly unnoticeable receiver and would fuck with it when she was writing...i think we did everything from scribbles to drawing dicks, as well as turning the computer off and making it print a bunch of shit. the best part was that we would pass off the mouse to someone in each of her three periods so it would always happen, we even made her cry at one point

>>367382185
this

I'm a " heimscheißer ".
I don't shit anywhere outside of my home.

>>367386156
HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!

>middle school
>put rubber band around fingers and shoot pieces of paper at people
>accidentally shoot teacher in head

Also
>bring lazer pointer to school
>shine it on teacher

Also
>take free fruit from lunch room
>have wars with it at break

sleep. fuck school get high and enjoy your life before it's all gone.

>>367385749
>brah
Pussy Eurocandy-ass confirmed

>Be a senior fucking junior high girls who wanted to be popular

I'm jelly. I almost pulled this off with a hot 14-year-old but then, 2 days away from the day we were going to get a hotel room (nosy parents, both of us) and she was going to put out, she got lymphoma and spent the last 6 or 7 months of her life in a hospital. True fucking story.

>>367386377
>avoid knowledge and become socially awkward and never accepted by any group, become depressed and live miserable life. HURRY.

>>367384889
I would like to read that story you called "lemonparty"

>>367386492

what an inconsiderate bitch.

>>367386543
that's a pretty sorry mentality you have there.

clay in fan and ceiling in art.
Pasty in fan in art
glue in fan in art.

we fucking hated that fan...

additionally i have never took a crap in a school toilet and only once in a public toilet in general

I made napalm in a bottle and hid it in my locker in junior high.

Napalm leaked from bottle into the lockers under mine.

The whole school smelled like gasoline and had to be evacuated.

was almost expelled.

Totally worth it

>>367386377
>>367384880

Both idea, go to school baked, finish exams on hard mode (high), get a desceent college.

Its fucking easy you lame bitches.

>>367386206
lol

In kindergarten during nap time I would talk to my friend about this magazine of my dad's I found. It was a goddamn penthouse magazine and I was telling him about it, may or may not have mentioned something about bringing it with me to school the next day. Well the next day the teacher stopped me and my friend and talked with us outside the classroom asking for the naked pictures of *insert female classmate name here* I was like lol wut, so was my friend. I didn't even bring the magazine with me like I was planning to.

I got sent home for the day, fuck yeah! Minus the awkward conversation my dad must have had with my teacher.

>school trip
>used to get travel sick
>throw up all down the aisle
No fucks given

>>367382374
>first day of year seven (high school, i guess - be 12)
>only twelve because first day was also my bday (2nd september)
>on bus home tell old looking sixth form (expected be 18) to fuck off when he asks why i let the other kids bully me
>sixth former says nothing, just ignores me
>friend in sixth form sat next to him starts apologising to him and explaining that I don't know any better
>don't understand what's going on or why he's apologising. OhWell.jpg
>in school next day
>first maths lesson of the year
>sixth former walks in at start of lesson
>strange, his uniform doesn't match the other sixth formers.
>mfw he turns out to be my maths teacher for the next three years and then for my maths a-level (another two years) and i have no face.
>we get along famously
>last day before study leave for last exams of school before i go to university.
>saying goodbye to all teachers
>get to him
>says he hasn't forgotten when we first me
>says (verbatim) "now fuck off and get into a good university"
>brofist
>no spaghetti
>got into good university
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.gif

>>367385153
inb4 teacher stopped talking

this is not made up.

>winter, 9th class
>wimpy teacher has no control over class, it's fucking mayhem until the break comes
>right before class, try-hard girl jumps on table and suggests we go out and watch "his-face-when" from the window
>do it
>he didn't even see us, we proceed to walk a leap around the school
>see open window
>make snowball. i am horrible at aiming.
>throw the fucking snowball.
>the snowball makes it right through the window
>gtfo of there
>get to class, teacher doesn't dare to do anything like usual
>5 minutes later a teacher comes in and asks " did someone here throw a snowball? the overhead projector doesn't work anymore because a snowball came flying through the window and hit it "
>whole class pokerfaces
>take out another 2 over head projectors in the same year, one with fire, the other one by sheer force of gravity
>be known as "overheadfiend"

In college we filled a locker with loads of rubbish and half eaten sandwiches. Stank the whole corridor out.

>grade 1
>Have to go to washroom
>teacher says no
>Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>Shit in class

I literally did shit in school. Lulz

Back when Pokemon was popular and everyone collected the cards. I would go to this mexican store and buy the fake ones. You remember? Those ones with the faded color on it. Well anyways I would buy those and sell them to the dumb little kids for more then half of what I paid or trade them for real ones.

>High school gym
>Big gym mats at end of gym room
>They block the view from most of the room to the fire exit straight behind them
>Me and a friend sneaked out quite a few times
>Held the door upon with a piece of cardboard
>Sat behind the gym building, drinking soda(we left it there earlier) and chillin' in the sun
>Good times

We always sneaked back in before the end of the hour, and I don't think the gym teacher ever noticed it. It was a pretty big gym hall, however, and we had gym class in groups of more than 60 people. I don't think the gym teacher even knew our names.

>>367387466

Sell them for more than half of what you paid....

So you would lose money from every sale then? How is that clever?

>>367386492
You should have fucked her anyways. She probably never had sex before she died.

>Be nine years old in the 3rd grade. The teacher was an absolute prick. Sit in the front row because I had hearing problems and wore glasses. The palsy old fucks one arm would shake rattle and roll from Parkinson's disease, stick out leg while he walked by, he would trip.
Always would apologize, didn't mean to.
Did it three times before he caught on and made me sit in the second row.

>Be ten years old in the 4th grade. Whenever I got bored with classes I would just up and leave during lunch, walk home, play NES and SNES.
Got in lots of shit. Home schooled, got my diploma at 14 after that.
Home school instructor was a hot college student who worked with the state, lost my virginity to her at 15. She was 21.

>Teacher leaves class shortly to bring some books.
>Projector's on
>Sneak to the computer, open youtube and play trololo-man
>Class got trolled
>Nobody knows what's going on because trololo wasn't big then.

>>367387466
>I would buy those and sell them.. for more then half of what I paid

Doesn't sound like you made a profit at all

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>>367387300
OMFG I ALMOST THOUGHT I KNOW YOU UNTIL YOU SAYED THE FIRE SHIT

>>367384414

>School is in rural area
>Couple of fields away my bro lives on a farm
>One night just before the start of a new semester we steal a cow from a farm near my bro's
>Tie a rope around it, lead all the way through a series of fields
>Into the school grounds
>Into the school building
>Up 3 flights of stairs
>Left some food for it
>Cows can't walk downstairs
>Noone has any idea how a cow got into school
>All teachers and students collectively wat
>School hires a crane to get it out
>Too late
>It died

Feels bad man. I don't know why it died though.

>Second day of highschool
>Older kid throws a half eaten apple where I am sitting
>Throw apple back, missed horrible
>Apple nails deputy head teacher who was walking past
>Put on report on first day

>>367387466
>half

What? Don't you mean "more"

>throw rock at year 7
>hits his forehead
SOMUCHFUCKINGBLOOD

>>367388148
i lol'd hard

Took a dump in the floor in middle school. Anon is still infamous for it.

Gif unrelated

>>367387958
cool story bro

>make alcohol sell to people
>make fake ids sell to people
>buy cigarettes sell to people

>yfw a wasp flew into class
FUCK
THAT
SHIT

Go around and reset people's tomagatchi's

fried chicken

> one year ago was it (6 grade)
> we jumped out of the window bocae we ware in the first floor
> lol

>>367387925
No, she did. She claims she was raped by this guy that I sorta knew (friend of a friend of a friend), but says because of the age difference they couldn't charge him for it. I've never heard of such a thing as getting away with rape due to age difference, so I'm pretty sure she rode his dick and then regretted it, cried rape, case closed after they saw through her bullshit. The alleged rapist is a womanizer with a 9 inch penis who had already fucked all of her friends, so I don't believe her story at all.

But she had really big tits for her age, man...

We used to wait in the toilets during lunch. wait for a kid to take a shit then there were showers beside the cubicles we would wait a minute for them to start their shit. then rotate the shower heads up and turn the water on and just leave it on. then we would wait outside for the kid to come out drenched.

failed

>>367386492

the ultimate flake

captcha: constant period

I remember in infants school when my parents used to be millionaires, I was so surprised that everyone else's parents were.

>>367388101
Hmm, we used the light of the projector and concentrates it on one point somehow, then took a wiping cloth and set it on fire this way.
hint: i'm german.
if you know me, well, who the fuck are you?

>>367387215

Jesus fucking Christ, learn how to make a coherent story.

i once peed in a bag and threw it to the playground through the window.

>Open'd piano and poured glue inside it
>Piano makes weird noises when you play it, becomes practically useless.
>Epic rage by school teacher
>mfw nobody ever found out it was me.

Back when in 5th or 6th grade I would fuck with the computers a lot. I sent a ton of net send messages (through command prompt) to the entire school -- never got caught. I would write quick little visual basic scripts, with annoying shit like infinite message boxes or password prompts, and run them on random computers.

Senior year of high school, I made an elaborate program with C++ to prank my school. It displayed a fake blue screen, set itself to the top window and removed keyboard input so you couldn't easily exit, opened and closed the disk drive, and blasted shitty Polish techno music.

On senior prank day, after my friends and I put a moonbounce in the school cafeteria along with tons of tropical shit and baby pools, I ran the program. I set it to run whenever anyone would login.

Never got caught. You should've seen the angry black librarian closely inspecting the fake blue screen text without noticing the disk drive.

Oh how I miss high school some days

>me and 4 friends in English
>had to read a novel
>all sitting in library at one table
>start kicking the leg of the table out
>falls off
>just prop it up
>then we all get up walk to other table and sit
>teacher asks why we all moved
>start laughing
>he leans on table
>table collapses

Funniest thing ever, all we had to do was screw the leg back on to the table.

>Empty high school (capacity 1800) during the evening
>12 of us
>Play inverse tag (the "it" person is the one who has to evade everyone else)

Good shit, man... haven't played inverse tag in years

> be 8th grade
shat and fapped into teachers bag WHILE whole class was in the classroom
even the fuckin girls.
teacher was angry as fuck when she came back (hot 20 yo teacher). noone ever told her

8th grade, "Middle School", maybe 500 students. Friend broke into someone's house and stole a .25 ACP handgun. Tardy for class, hallways empty. Fire three rounds down full length of hallway into one of those heat radiator things. No one even came out into the hallway, no one noticed. ;>(

>High School
>We had little diary things to write homework in.
>Also a space for reasons to leave class
>Every single one read:
>Reasons to leave lessons:
Wank
Wank
Massive shit
Anal rape
molestation by *insertteachersnamehere*
>No one was spared