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    175 KB Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:09:48 No.362393308  
    I never buy toilet paper and only use paper towels because they serve more purposes.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:12:12 No.362393696
    Take my shirt off when I sit down to take a shit. Sometimes removing my pants also.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:13:23 No.362393872
    Fold in the slots on cereal boxes.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:13:38 No.362393910
    Have conversations with myself when I'm alone
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:15:21 No.362394136
    I sometimes bring food in the bathroom to eat while I'm on the toilet.

    I also drink beer while I'm taking a shit so I can get drunk faster.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:16:17 No.362394254
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    eat margarine out of the package
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:16:50 No.362394335
    Wet my toothbrush, put toothpaste on, wet toothpaste.

    Idk why.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:16:55 No.362394351
    I fry some German sausage so I can have a snack in the shower.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:18:30 No.362394591
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    go to urinal, dude in bathroom, cant go
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:18:31 No.362394593
    >>362394335

    I do this. I don't like brushing with room temperature toothpaste and the water is cold.
    >> A n o n y m a u 5 11/08/11(Tue)00:19:09 No.362394687
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    I masturbate with my dominant hand
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:19:12 No.362394695
    >>362394335
    I do that, too

    When I pee in the shower, I specifically aim my stream into the drain.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:20:08 No.362394834
    >>362394593

    I think it's because I used to do it as a young child to make the toothpaste less minty. I guess it's just stuck with me.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:20:29 No.362394895
    >>362394335
    >>362394335

    OTHER PEOPLE DO THIS?!
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:21:03 No.362394983
    >>362394695
    I do both of these. Haha :)

    Also, I will wipe different parts of my face with my fingers and smell my fingers for some weird reason. It's just a habit.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:21:15 No.362395017
    Your foot is about as long as your forearm.
    This is totally unrelated but I had to say it.
    >> Jake the dog 11/08/11(Tue)00:21:16 No.362395022
    >>362394335

    Same

    >>362393696

    Same

    >>362394695

    Same
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:22:06 No.362395157
    >>362394335

    everyone does that you fucktard.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:22:12 No.362395178
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    When I wipe my ass, I sniff my poo before I throw the toilet paper in the toilet
    >> Tiffany Dale 11/08/11(Tue)00:22:25 No.362395221
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    I post naked pictures of my friend Tiffany on the internet, as often as I can, without her knowledge or consent.

    My behaviour could easily be construed as sociopathic.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:23:16 No.362395355
    Public or private, it doesn't matter; I squat backwards on the toilet.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:23:53 No.362395444
    >>362394591
    i know that feel bro. also i clean under my finger nails and smell them after. its a bitter sweet smell.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:25:07 No.362395645
    Sometimes when im stoned by myself, i like to brush off all my dandruff onto an old black shirt and stare at it for a good hour trying to find constellations
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:25:35 No.362395716
    I fade my music out whenever I turn it off or switch songs.

    I use four squares of toilet paper folded in half twice every time I shit.

    I eat the silica packets in shoe boxes that say DO NOT EAT.

    I brush my teeth with my hair brush and brush my hair with my toothbrush.

    >>fuckthepolice.jpg
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:25:55 No.362395764
    >>362395221
    >jj.am
    >> noko Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:26:48 No.362395891
    i stand backwards in the shower
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:27:42 No.362396030
    I eat my boogers and ear wax.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:28:16 No.362396117
    >>362395716
    I do this.
    >>362395221
    This.
    >>362395178
    And the first two.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:28:26 No.362396140
    When I go to take a shit, I turn off every light in the bathroom so it's pitch black. Then while shitting I whisper to myself how much I hate the world and everyone in it.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:28:47 No.362396196
    When looking for a porn video, I sometimes skip to a random page because I believe that's where all the goodies are.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:29:06 No.362396249
    >>362396117

    either you got those in the wrong order or YOU TROLLIN BRAH
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:29:12 No.362396256
    >>362394983
    Holy shit me too
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:29:27 No.362396293
    Whenever I take a shit, I eat a little bit of it.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:29:30 No.362396298
    I like to go to Wal Mart and rub my fingers over the tip of my pee hole and it stings a little bit but kinda feels good and then I slobber on my finger and use the mix of pee juice and spit to rub the goo on the parts of cans people drink out of then if Im really happy I go to the bathroom and pee on my hands and dry them in the air dryer so they are really sticky then I touch towels and pillows where you put your droolymouth and then if Im really really happy slappy I shove my hand down the back parts of my pants and grab the brown filmy substance that is caked on my entire asscrack since I don't shower much and I mix it with the cottage cheese-like stinky stuff that is grimed onto my balls and base of my penis and I rub it on the parts of cans and bottles where you drink out of and the silverware and if no ones watching I rub the forks and spoons up and down my asscrack sometimes putting them a little ways into my poopchute and sometimes it smells.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:30:10 No.362396409
    >>362396196

    I often search for something, then click a random page and mouse over all the thumbnails until I find something interesting
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:30:20 No.362396438
    i masturbate backwards on a toilet with my phone or laptop on the back of the toilet completely nude except shoes and socks
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:30:37 No.362396478
    spit on the toilet paper BEFORE I wipe my ass with it. It's like a baby wipe. Cleans better.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:30:43 No.362396490
    I sit down in front of a mirror sometimes and make my vagina talk like a mouth. It's like a one-person muppet show, but with more entertaining muppets.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:30:48 No.362396502
    >>362396298

    >iknowthatfeelbro.jpg
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:30:50 No.362396507
    Also, a couple of times when staying in hotels, I've smooshed my poo into the sink drain
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:31:02 No.362396542
    >>362396298

    Never buying soda again.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:31:09 No.362396564
    Signal a turn or lane change.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:31:56 No.362396680
    i do this lol
    http://www.redinquest.net/ref.php?client_id=9545
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:31:56 No.362396682
    Wear a seat belt while driving an automobile.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:32:10 No.362396716
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    >>362396298
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:32:15 No.362396735
    >>362395178
    everyone does that you fucktard.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:32:20 No.362396757
    everytime i wash my hair i get anxious to open my eyes to see if the water turned to blood or see if someone is watching
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:32:33 No.362396791
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    >>362395764

    Yah, I've been doing this since around 2008.

    Enjoy:
    http://4gifs.org/gallery/v/Sets/Showertiem/
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:34:08 No.362397026
    >>362396140
    o.o
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:34:14 No.362397047
    >>362394335
    >>362396196
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:34:46 No.362397157
    >>362396030
    >>362395178
    >>362394687
    >>362394591
    >>362394136
    >>362393696
    >>362393910


    ALL OF THESE FUCKING THINGS WHAT THE HIEL
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:35:55 No.362397326
    I grab random things I find, bring them home, and try to make a wish off of it.

    Happened yesterday. I grabbed a piece of iron from the side of the railroad tracks, brought it home and wished for the girl of my dreams to love me....
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:36:06 No.362397339
    when i see other ethnic people i pull on my face to look like them
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:36:08 No.362397346
    I randomly pick my eyebrow hairs out with my fingers, making sure to get each spot on each eyebrow until all loose hairs have been pulled, all while i gather them into a little pile on the paper on my desk...and then i blow/swipe them off
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:36:27 No.362397411
    I started this.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:36:37 No.362397437
    If I see a hot girl and she talks to me, I do a 180 degree truffle shuffle and run (walking to most of you athletes) with a horrified look on my face because I'm scared of girls.

    captcha: pacheco ppendo
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:37:48 No.362397633
    I clean and trim my nails and toenails with razor blades ... Currently using a wood carving kit I picked up last year ... Women are jealous of how good they look
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:37:53 No.362397644
    >>362396757

    I do this. I always get that feel that someone is watching me or is lurking outside the shower, getting ready to kill me or that some final destination shit is gonna happen unless I open my eyes.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:37:55 No.362397653
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    >>362397437
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:38:00 No.362397670
    I TROLL THE FUCK OUTA /B/.
    LIKE A BAUS.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:38:39 No.362397752
    I rinse my dish out when I'm done with it
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:39:38 No.362397902
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    Sometimes I google her to see just how far her pictures have spread. She shows up on a lot of bodybuilding forums.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:40:10 No.362397981
    Use my left hand while faping so I can scroll through the good poorn with my right hand, and when im about to cum I switch to my right hand and cum like crazy over some paper towels that I have on the desk/keabord.
    Also im right handed.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:40:55 No.362398111
    I fart on peoples' babies when they are out of the room.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:41:07 No.362398135
    In order to get to my house you have to branch off the main street of town and then turn on ten other roads. The chance of someone coming from mid town to the same street I live on is pretty low, so, if I see someone make all the same turns I make in my mirror, I'll drive by my house and around the block until I lose the person behind me, in fear of being stalked. Obviously it's been coincidence every time but I still do it.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:41:34 No.362398191
    I'm right handed and I wear my watch on my right hand
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:41:38 No.362398207
    >>362397981
    This except I cum on a t-shirt on my stomach
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:41:40 No.362398211
    >>362393910
    Ditto. I still live at home, but I used to have the house to myself often which made it easy to go on long rants, but now my dad works at home and it gets REALLY awkward when he walks in on me doing it.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:43:14 No.362398448
    >>362393696
    >>362393910
    >>362394591
    i know these feels
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:43:21 No.362398466
    I get excited for airplane food. Like to the point of looking at videos of people eating airplane food before I leave for a vacation/family trip.

    I don't know why because most of the time it tastes like shit but I guess there is something about eating food thousands of feet high that makes me happy.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:44:10 No.362398578
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    >>362396298
    >no periods
    >didnt read, lol
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:44:25 No.362398613
    >>362398466
    That's kinda cute. But pretty weird haha
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:44:31 No.362398624
    >>362397981
    me2
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:46:17 No.362398894
    I sit on the toilet in the fetal position..
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:47:17 No.362399034
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    What drugs do you guys do to do your homework?

    I have an essay due tomorrow i have not started. thought some mdma would be a good idea.

    INCORRECT
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:49:24 No.362399347
    >>362394591
    yessir, me too.

    When I am going for my keys to unlock the door to my apartment, I often pretend a psycho killer is coming after me, so I see how fast I can get my door opened and locked behind me.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:49:40 No.362399392
    I sometimes put long and smal metal sticks into my urethra, gives me mega boner, then i fap.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:51:45 No.362399687
    I can't cum unless I give myself a paper cut in my pee-hole.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:52:39 No.362399799
    I buy used baby mannequins from Old Navy and make female genitals on them by cutting a whole in their crotch and sewing a condom on them. Then I make my mother take a shit while cum all over my little plastic babies. If I feel really horny, I'll slaughter a wild rabbit and use the blood as lube.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:52:55 No.362399844
    I turn on all the lights and hide weapons in case anyone tries to rape me. Then again I am super paranoid.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:53:28 No.362399934
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    havent gotten laid in a year
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:53:33 No.362399949
    >>362394335
    I used to do this.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:55:05 No.362400167
    >>362399687
    The opposite direction of your urethra. Your cum is slightly pink.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:55:34 No.362400238
    every time i'm at my aunts house, i go into my cousins room (she's away in college) and stick her toothbrush in my mouth, put on her panties and bra, suck her panties, look for dildos, etc. I know this sounds like a fake story people say on 4chan to freak people out, but i actually do this. In fact, i got caught by my aunt once looking through my cousins pantie drawers. Its really awkward between us now, and we pretend it never happened. Also, I've jizzed on my cousin's toothbrush, which she's used since then. She's had my jizz all over her mouth. I've told literally no one this.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:55:40 No.362400256
    I blow my nose in the shower. And brush my teeth.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:57:52 No.362400568
    I always check for spiders before taking a dump
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:57:57 No.362400580
    Put finger in my ass when Jackoff ... anyone do tjat besides me?
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:58:30 No.362400661
    What's weird is these threads are the only time that I ever see a bunch of /b/rothers come together and actually discuss something, and it's over weird shit.

    Anyways, when I was younger on long car trips I would put my hand up to the window and flick my index and middle finger back and forth pretending like somebody was running right by the car jumping over obstacles like trees and shit.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:58:45 No.362400692
    23 years old here.

    I still sleep with the lights on because i'm afraid of the dark. Dreadfully afraid of the dark.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:58:48 No.362400701
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    When im in a super market i pretend im flying a plane and if i dont get out in time i failed the mission.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:58:51 No.362400711
    I collect all the puss from popping my pimples
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:58:53 No.362400717
    Recently, I can't fall asleep unless I put an uninteresting movie/show on, put the volume so low that's it hearable but barely. Then, as soon as it starts, I turn my back away from the TV and fall asleep... Like Wtf? It just recent that I have to do this..
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:59:19 No.362400792
    I sometimes check my pulse on my neck although I don't have any heart disease.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:59:44 No.362400853
    >>362400661
    I did that too.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)00:59:52 No.362400881
    I sit down in the shower
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:00:53 No.362401044
    >>362400717
    >>362400717
    I do this EVERY SINGLE NIGHT to futurama. Cannot fall asleep without it or melatonin
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:00:55 No.362401047
    >>362400717
    I do this. Have done for a long time now.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:01:05 No.362401069
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    usually when i fap, i just hold my boxers around my dick, i dont use lube or anything. the precum gets part of the boxers, like right around the tip of my cock, wet and if you get everything in the perfect position it feels so good.

    if not like that, then with a condom on or in the shower. lotion is too messy i hate cleaning all that shit up
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:01:16 No.362401097
    >>362400692
    Oh shit. When people start talking about the dark, shit gets real.

    Even though I'm not dreadfully scared of it, I can't help but feel something behind me that is just waiting to attack me when I'm not looking.

    As I'm typing this, I have to constantly look behind me just to make sure.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:01:30 No.362401133
    >>362393696
    lol full naked taking a shit ALWAYS. unless i'm shitting in a public toilet.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:01:52 No.362401179
    i suck my thumb, but only with my pillow that smells like drool :( feelsbadman.jpg
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:01:56 No.362401189
    >>362400568
    I DO TOO! I check under the seat and around the floor
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:02:10 No.362401225
    I steal other people's boyfriends/husbands.

    Oh wait.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:02:35 No.362401279
    i always check my poop for worms (i have a phobia of being worm-infested ) then i rate my poop for how awesome it was
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:02:50 No.362401317
    After I finish fapping i let my underwear absorb it and wear it, including all my faps, for like a week.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:03:03 No.362401343
    >>362394335
    i just assumed that was normal behavior.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:03:06 No.362401353
    >>362395716
    >I use four squares of toilet paper folded in half twice every time I shit.

    I do that to!

    I must smell my belly-button lint every time I dig it out, then toss it over my right shoulder for good luck.
    >> HereticHavoc 11/08/11(Tue)01:03:24 No.362401388
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    >>362401225
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:03:25 No.362401389
    Whenever I take my clothes of to take a shower or anything, I fold them instead of flinging them off of my bowdy.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:04:25 No.362401542
    >>362401133
    On the topic of taking shits.

    I'm incredibly paranoid of the sound of when my shit drops into the water or when I fart.

    In the back of my mind I just know that someone is just laughing their ass off.

    And when it is particularly bad and I know someone heard it, I sit in the stall for like 10 minutes just to make sure that I'm the last one out and they have left.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:04:26 No.362401543
    4chan
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:05:29 No.362401686
    >>362400661
    me too.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:06:18 No.362401796
    Pee most of times on the sink
    Shit standing up
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:06:30 No.362401836
    i used to always fap a weird way until recently. I would grab my dick so my head was sticking out then cheese grate that shit with my fingers spread apart. Used to give me the best orgasms ever, till it desensitized my dick. But now i have a girlfriend, so sex lasts a lot longer with the numb dickhead and all, win-win situation.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:07:12 No.362401939
    When I sell stuff on ebay I put my nut sack and cock on the items and imagine when they touch the part i put my genitals on.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:08:10 No.362402078
    >>362400717
    >>362400717

    Hello Soul Brother
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:08:52 No.362402178
    >>362401542
    Yeah! And you're fart just fucking echo's throughout the damn toilet bowl. Even if I'm alone and that happens I just sit there in disgust of myself. The sad thing is, I'm a guy and I can't even shit like one.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:08:54 No.362402186
    When I was a child I wanted desperately to be in child porn, even though I didn't know child porn existed back then.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:08:58 No.362402196
    i'm obese and i have man-boobs. well, sometimes when i fap i usually grab them like they were real boobs.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:09:15 No.362402247
    I collect cigars and only smoke one or two cigars a month. I have about 380 cigars in my collection.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:09:19 No.362402261
    >>362400717

    Yes and i always have to have the tv on no matter what, even when im on the pc in a other room
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:09:24 No.362402275
    I LICK Q-TIPS BEFORE I SHOVE THEM IN MY EAR
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:09:25 No.362402278
    >>362393696
    Me too

    >>362395157
    I don't

    >>362397981
    I do this

    >>362398191
    >>362400661

    Fuck yeah
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:09:25 No.362402279
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    >>362401939
    never buying anything off ebay again. Thanks.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:09:41 No.362402319
    =D
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:09:56 No.362402346
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    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:10:30 No.362402415
    >>362402247
    Also, I only fap to squirt porn..
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:12:15 No.362402646
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    I spread open the cheeks of my ass and grind my anus against the corner of my dresser while I masturbate, because the extra stimulation feels good and assists orgasm. I then sniff the corner of the dresser and wipe it over with toilet paper.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:12:24 No.362402665
    I can't close my eyes in the shower, because I think someone will stab me. So my eyes get shampoo in them all the time..
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:15:03 No.362403058
    I get afraid of the dark when I'm going towards a lit area but the area behind me is dark. Usually when I go upstairs to bed. Makes me run up the stairs like im a wolf.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:15:32 No.362403130
    pretend the car is jumping between the lines of the road

    flick my fingers to music and try to match my pinky or thumb to an emphasized note of music

    hate anal, oral, hardcore, interracial, lesbian porn but watch porn 4-5 times a day

    invent language in class instead of taking notes

    stick my hands down girls' pants and touch pussy when ppl are crowd-surfing in rock concert

    never cum with eyes open
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:15:58 No.362403182
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    jerk off into dirty boxers
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:16:54 No.362403304
    >>362393308
    your ass must be made of steel
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:17:45 No.362403425
    >>362403130
    Holy fuck you're my soul mate!
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:17:56 No.362403442
    >>362394695
    i do this too, its because the toothpaste is to strong without water
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:18:26 No.362403493
    >>362402415
    and i thought i was the only one
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:18:33 No.362403512
    >>362403130
    Well, I don't do any of them but the first and last one only because getting cum in your eyes hurts like a fucking bitch even if you rinse it out.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:19:17 No.362403608
    If someone greets me with a hand and/or facial gesture, I will passively mimic it.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:21:03 No.362403840
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    >>362393696
    I do the same thing sir.
    Also i pick at dry skin even thou it generally makes it worse.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:21:51 No.362403960
    I only watch Documentaries before i go to bed..
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:22:06 No.362403983
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    >>362403304
    i applaud you sir...
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:22:07 No.362403984
    I knock over the card stand
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:22:35 No.362404064
    I pick the skin off of my lips and fingers.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:22:46 No.362404090
    I can't sleep without covering all the mirrors in my room. Im fucking terrified that something is going to come out of it or that I'll look at the reflection and see someone standing in the shadows.

    I've also used a mirror as a Ouiji board.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:23:53 No.362404241
    I pull my hairs out all over my body when i forget to take my anti depressants. lol i mean everywhere, like ass hairs, nipple hairs, ball sack hairs, chest hairs, lower shaft hairs. you name it


    like i don't know why, but it feels kind of good. releases the stress a little
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:24:42 No.362404360
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    When I masturbate I can intentionally have a retrograde ejaculation where instead of my cum shooting out of the tip of my dick it is sucked into my bladder where I piss it out later along with my urine during my next pee.

    Do I win?
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:25:50 No.362404552
    >>362404360
    WAI-WUT?
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:26:05 No.362404584
    >>362404360

    Shit burns for awhile after, doesn't it?
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:26:43 No.362404695
    >>362404360
    i've always tried to do this, but i don't know how
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:27:14 No.362404779
    I think of things I can put in pools that would take a crane to remove.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:28:22 No.362404941
    Sometimes if I have a really good, solid shit, I will pat myself on the back and tell myself how awesome of a job I did.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:28:43 No.362404994
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    >>362404360
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:29:01 No.362405042
    Sometimes I smoke while I fap
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:29:10 No.362405058
    I masturbate to pics of my cousin.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:29:48 No.362405140
    whenever I go to church, i go to the bathroom and jack off and wipe my semen all over the walls
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:30:15 No.362405202
    >>362405058
    Oh god please post
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:30:26 No.362405217
    I fap before I shit. Every time.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:30:48 No.362405277
    >>362404360

    This only happens if I fap after I'm already drunk.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:32:10 No.362405462
    >>362405277

    Nice dubs
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:34:04 No.362405519
    Pop zits, smush them, then smell it
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:34:05 No.362405523
    I get dubs every time I post. Check em
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:34:10 No.362405558
    >>362405202
    Wish I could, but too many family members of mine lurk, can't risk that.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:34:57 No.362405733
    I get dubs every time I post. Check em

    captcha: Stay nafta
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:35:30 No.362405820
    >>362405519

    I was about to post this. I feel better about my life.
    >> nipple tickle Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:35:32 No.362405823
    When I tickle my nipples the roof of my mouth tickles on the corresponding sides...is that just me?
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:37:49 No.362406143
    Go outside.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:38:15 No.362406191
    I have sex to the Dave Matthews Band while drinking Natty Lite and eating the sammich I made my bitch fix me. Shits so bro.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:38:29 No.362406223
    >>362393308
    Ugh, way too dry. I use baby wipes.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:39:51 No.362406407
    >>362406223
    brofist.jpg

    baby wipes are the best
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:40:08 No.362406434
    I post everything on /b/.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:40:11 No.362406445
    Cup my own farts and smell them
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:41:24 No.362406611
    >>362406407
    Seriously. It gets everything off easier AND you get the bonus of smelling nice if they're scented.

    brofist.exe
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:41:48 No.362406670
    I farted into an envelope and mailed it to my probation officer.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:42:59 No.362406824
    >>362402186
    oh my god, I thought it was just me..... I totally wanted that as a kid.... too bad I'm 20 now and too old =/
    >> Anon 11/08/11(Tue)01:44:00 No.362406967
    http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=306952972649684
    Guys just RSVP please. I need some cheering up.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:44:06 No.362406970
    >>362404360
    oh god same here. then I take the longest piss evar. feels good though
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:44:40 No.362407043
    >>362406434
    So do I!
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:44:58 No.362407088
    >>362404241
    >>362401542
    >>362400661
    I do all of these. Also when i scrath my crotch or taint area i HAVE to smell it after
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:45:05 No.362407100
    I fap to pictures of chloe moretz
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:45:25 No.362407137
    When I brush my teeth, I walk around the house doing other things to get ready for bed at the same time. I have never once stood in front of the mirror and brushed my teeth, but it usually takes me around 10 minutes to brush them.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:46:32 No.362407267
    If I don't have something to read in the toilet, I cannot shit.
    I like to shit naked as well, feels tribal.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:49:16 No.362407625
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    >>362405733
    >mfw
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:51:19 No.362407859
    >>362407267
    You can do what I do: When I forget to take a book with me, I grab: toothpaste, toilet paper, Q-tips, and any other things I can find (i.e. hair pins my friends forget). I use these to build things like houses, boats, planes, and even whole towns if I'm in there long enough. A phone would hinder my imagination with some of the only real alone time I get.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:52:34 No.362408040
    >>362407859
    >A phone would, etc.
    Or magazines and other things for that matter. Damn my forgetting to end sentences on the note I wanted to.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:53:34 No.362408170
    >>362394335
    Doesn't everyone do this? Please tell me. I had no idea i was weird lol
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:54:31 No.362408288
    >>362408170
    Me and my sister both do.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:56:07 No.362408483
    >>362408288

    Any think else you and you're sister do?
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:57:20 No.362408637
    >>362408483
    Are you implying sex? 'Cause we do.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:57:44 No.362408689
    when i get really lonely i will shave one of my legs so when i sleep at night it feels like there is a woman next to me.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:58:16 No.362408744
    >>362408637

    Pics or it didn't happen. Also, check em.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:58:42 No.362408798
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    >>362408637

    Ok cool. Thanks and no pics needed. I can just imagine it.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:59:03 No.362408832
    >>362394591
    >>362393696

    I do these, then I didn't read the whole thread because I'm lazy.

    After I take a piss I press my gouch in then squeeze my dick like a tooth paste tube, then take a single square of TP and wipe the tip of my dick as to get every drop.

    When I jack it, I hold up some TP over the toilet and jizz into it then drop it in. No fuss, no mess.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)01:59:50 No.362408938
    >>362408744
    >>362405733
    >>362408366

    All of these are me.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:00:10 No.362408962
    hate my husbands kids
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:00:35 No.362409013
    I'm 41 years old and have never moved out if my mom's house, even though she tells me to get out at least twice a month since forever... Not sure why she doesn't just shut the fuck up about it already, but it's kind of a tradition at this point. No fucking way am I ever gonna leave
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:00:36 No.362409019
    >>362408744
    i am checking them and I am not dissapoint
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:00:38 No.362409021
    >>362408798
    >>362408744
    I would if we did. I don't know if we both share anything else in common since I only visit once every few months. We cuddle and watch horror movies, though. So we both like cuddling. Don't really have anything else I can contribute.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:01:26 No.362409124
    >>362400717

    same...only on my laptop while lying in bed.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:01:28 No.362409127
    >>362396140 Everyday I know that feel
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:01:35 No.362409141
    >>362408938
    You didn't get 'em that time.
    >> Ninjabob 11/08/11(Tue)02:01:44 No.362409155
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    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:02:20 No.362409230
    Sometimes I get wooden toothpicks (rounded) and scratch my dickhole with it. Once I went about 7/8 of an inch deep and when I pulled it out I got a few small splinters lodged in my urethra. Luckily the weren't that deep in and I was able to piss them all out, it didn't hurt much but I had to take medication by mouth to prevent infection.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:02:34 No.362409257
    >>362405058
    Do it too bro.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:02:50 No.362409283
    >>362409141

    Indeed I did not. I fear my dubs get days are over.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:03:06 No.362409318
    bring back all the needles from the haystack
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:03:33 No.362409369
    >>362408962

    If I can't quite get all the shit wiped. I use a piece of TP as a barrier to avoid getting shit on my underwear.

    I call it the manpon.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:04:41 No.362409506
    >>362394695

    >do it
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:04:44 No.362409512
    when walking up a flight of stairs, i always skip 2 steps
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:04:50 No.362409524
    >>362393910
    i know this is late, but alot of /b/ros do this. i tend to continue the conversation in my head if ive just finished one, making up responses for the other. Or simply just make up what id say in a situation to a person im thinking about. I reckon i have some kind of social disorder though. or im just socially retarded. anyone else do this/know more about it?
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:05:08 No.362409553
    >>362409369
    This:
    >>362406223
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:05:47 No.362409638
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    >>362409230
    >small splinters lodged in my urethra
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:05:57 No.362409653
    when I take a dump I like to try and spread my ass cheeks as far as I can then stand up to wipe and always check my shit to make sure it's not bloody, full of worms or some shit.

    Up until I was in my early 20s, I only would shit naked, unless I was in public.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:07:00 No.362409759
    >>362394591
    All the fucking time.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:07:12 No.362409776
    >>362409524
    Dude i totally do this. is it normal? i have no idea.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:07:46 No.362409856
    If I take a really messy shit, I just hope in the shower and wash my asshole really good instead of wiping 10 times.

    I like to fap while I have to pee, after I jizz it feels good to pee out the rest.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:07:55 No.362409874
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    While I'm peeing, I'll look down and try to spit loogies into the stream. Double points for 'splashers.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:08:17 No.362409911
    >>362409776
    you don't have a social disorder.

    its just called being an over anxious teen.

    I used to do it, but i grew out of it when i grew out of my anxiety
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:09:24 No.362410059
    >>362409911
    Hmm. Very interesting.

    Thanks.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:10:10 No.362410157
    >>362408689
    genius
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:10:17 No.362410173
    I piss in the sink
    Fill my crack full of toilet paper so I don't get swamp ass
    Bite my nails and use the nail to floss between my teeth
    Use a shoe lace to tie down my man tits
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:10:48 No.362410241
    >>362409776
    i have no idea, but people have caught me totally lost in conversation with myself, i snap out of it and think wtf. but i jsut find myself doing it. I used to do it only with girl convos, but now its like everyone.. Im an extremely nervous person.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:11:02 No.362410278
    >>362409524
    i'm farrrr worse and have been doing it for probably 8+ years and i know i ain't crazy
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:11:48 No.362410388
    Take shoes & socks off every time I shit. I don't know why, but my sphincter just doesn't work when my feet are covered.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:11:54 No.362410399
    If i have to fart and I don't want it to be loud or noticable, I spread my ass cheeks and slowly let the air out so that way I don't make a sound
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:12:38 No.362410479
    I masturbate my humping my bed. I think it's doing some damage to my urethra.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:13:12 No.362410542
    I make explosion sounds with my mouth while taking a shit

    I bite the upper part of my thumb while roaring and screaming bizarre obscenities in my head (not out loud obviously)

    I watch Eraserhead in bed every night cause it helps me fall sleep

    I go for a walk everyday for both my break lunch breaks (even though I am on my feet all day in heavy steel-toe capped boots)

    I go shopping late in the day and pick up super cheap bread from the clearance aisle. Then I cut it up, bag it, and keep it in the freezer for whenever I want one
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:14:19 No.362410668
    I sometimes count my steps. Not sure why
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:14:31 No.362410688
    >>362410278
    I know im not crazy, but i think we just overthink social situations. You nervous like me? I get sweaty palms and start panicking as soon as an unknown girl starts a conversation with me. If the girls one i thinks hot/would like to care about ill be re running every possible thing i/she could have said and how i could have spoken better.
    Yet believe it or not ive had multiple girlfriends. Its never me who initiates it though lol. Or im pissed.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:15:03 No.362410751
    >>362410399

    I think everyone does this...
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:16:08 No.362410857
    I peel off all of my clothing and then pop any zits I see anywhere on my body or face so as to "cleanse" myself. I then take my position over the toilet, setting both feet on the seat so I can squat down as low as possible and pretend that I'm shitting like a frog. I then pull the shit out with my hand and hop in the shower, trying to shove the turds down the drain with the heel of my foot and singing while doing so. After the shower, I make a cup of coffee and stand in my towel on the front porch screaming my mating call every ten seconds, "SUCK MY BALLS!" This is my morning ritual.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:16:45 No.362410919
    >>362403983
    the sad thing is how many people here fully understand that
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:17:21 No.362410997
    OP, you shouldn't flush most brands of paper towels. Your pipes will clog, and it won't be pretty. For most other purposes, all paper products are interchangeable.

    Sometimes I just think. To other people, it looks like I'm staring at a wall, into space, just standing there, sleeping, etc, but really I'm just thinking. I never see anyone else do that.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:18:07 No.362411071
    Whenever I see a wierd name written down, I pronounce it with an insanely exagerrated british accent.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:18:24 No.362411107
    When I was younger I used to watch late night Comedy central / spike and wait for the girls gone wild commercials so I could fap, because I didn't know how to delete my internet history so I never watched porn on the internet
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:18:31 No.362411117
    >>362410919
    i didn't even realize that

    hahaha

    i assumed everyone understood that, all you need is some highschool science
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:18:32 No.362411121
    After I touch something I have to touch it multiple times before I'm satisfied.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:19:05 No.362411172
    >>362410479
    yeah this is actually really bad for you and can permanently fuck up your ability to get hard/have sex. so you should probably stop. look that shit up.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:19:25 No.362411208
    I count everything, especially letters that I have to close my mouth while using (m, b, p) and then readjust it in my head so that there's four equal sets of twelve of those having been said while making awkward mumble noises. I think I have OCD, 'cause I go ape-shit crazy when someone notices and asks me to stop.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:21:27 No.362411404
    When I have to piss and shit at the same time, the water splashing up from my turds hitting the water stimulates my genitals so much that I get a boner and have to point it down with one hand to keep pee from shooting out of that crack between the toilet seat and the bowl.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:21:27 No.362411405
    >>362410997
    You're might be a dreamer, like myself. I daydream a good 95% of the time, even while talking, typing, or reading.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:22:22 No.362411486
    >>362400717
    >>362400717
    >>362400717

    holly shit balls batman i do this...
    half the time i cant sleep i just go downstairs ly on the couch and put the tv on some old school cowbow shit and mate it almost mute and fall asleep....

    guess it sorta reminds me/feels like a little kid when id fall alseep by the fireplace when we had guests over while watching tv,.. really peaceful thought for some reason
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:24:22 No.362411667
    >>362410857
    Everyone does that, you fa­ggot.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:24:26 No.362411678
    >Be in passengers seat.
    >Tap foot at every dashed line.
    >Tap other foot at each driveway and intersection.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:24:32 No.362411690
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    >>362402247 Insure your collection against fire damage and smoke them.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:26:37 No.362411933
    Since I'm obsessed with hockey, when I see 3-4 people standing close to each other, I imagine they're standing in front of a net and I think of the best place to shoot the puck to get it through.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:26:43 No.362411943
    I smoke marijuana sometimes
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:28:12 No.362412094
    when im alone i creep through my house like sam fisher.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:28:58 No.362412187
    I walk my dog at 5:30am every morning
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:29:06 No.362412207
    Whenever I talk to a pretty girl, in my head the theme tune to 'How I Met Your Mother' is playing.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:29:45 No.362412273
    When I'm shitting in a public bathroom, I shit as loud as I can and see if other people start laughing
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:30:36 No.362412369
    I stick a sharpie in my pooper when I'm fapping
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:31:52 No.362412503
    i try to make my animals feel uncomfortable

    >sisters dog sitting on floor
    >stand over dog
    >dog gets up moves under table
    >move table
    >stand over dog
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:32:42 No.362412583
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    >put hoodie on
    >i'm ezio auditore
    >walk through crowd
    >gentle push and move sideways
    >try to touch my target in the back of the head without them noticing
    >resquiate enpace old lady eating yogurt
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:33:45 No.362412682
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    I have bad allergies, so I get tonsil stones. I scrape them out with my nails then try to dissect them everytime. Then I wash them down the sink when I find nothing interesting.

    I drink tea in the shower and text in the bath.

    When I'm in the shower, I like to get on all fours facing away from the spray, lean down and lay my head on my forearms and let the spray run down my ass and between my cheeks.

    I never where a shirt when I'm on the computer.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:34:07 No.362412729
    Masturbate with my non-dominant hand. Sometimes I just lay there pushing around the area and spreading myself open while I lurk, then eventually pull my hand back out and continue like nothing happened.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:34:32 No.362412778
    >>362412503
    lol'd
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:35:24 No.362412864
    i fap thru my pants, then get up and go the bathroom so i can cum in the sink. No muss, no fuss.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:37:15 No.362413034
    sometimes my eyes get watery (slightly) when walking into a large place with lots of people like a cafeteria or shopping mall by myself
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:37:34 No.362413057
    i put my laptop on a chair and take it to the bathroom with me so i can watch anime while taking a shit/piss or showering.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:39:45 No.362413267
    >>362413034
    Psychologically, you were probably left behind several times as a child and repressed the memories to protect yourself. These aren't brought up, 'cause there is no actual "subconscious", but your brain does trigger a response that acts almost like muscle memory, only it deals with your repressed memories.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:41:05 No.362413403
    I love picking and eating head scabs. It's weird.

    I like to sneak into the bathroom when the gf is taking a shower and take a happy shit and sometimes she doesn't notice, when she freaks out I like to run out and hold the door shut so she has to learn to love the stank. Used to do the same thing to my sister when she was little, it's not really a kinky thing just funny as fuck.

    I'm a grown man and I still take bubble baths when I'm home alone, sometimes with a book and a beer and sometimes I just play with shit that can float in water (gf's disposable razors, edges of the shower curtain, make my pubes act like seaweed and pretend my finger is swimming through them, etc).
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:42:35 No.362413547
    When I had to write papers for class, I wrote them in a British accent. I don't mean just using words like "bangers and mash"; I mean that as I was typing it, I was pronouncing all the words in a British accent in my head.

    If your writing is bully, you can't make it sound British. That's my theory.

    Also, I obsess about the contents of anything I write, to the extent that it takes forever for me to write e-mail, post on 4chan, etc. I read over what I've written, re-read it, move things around, read it again, and so on and so forth. I hate "real time" forms of communication because I can't implement the same editing procedure, leaving me to accidentally say something I don't mean or be unable to explain what I mean clearly. If there's a point or decision I really need to make during a conversation, I'll inevitably delay my thoughts on the matter until I'm alone and have time to think it through. In my head, I have mock conversations in which I elaborate on what I couldn't articulate earlier. Other times, I similarly simulate topics of conversations I anticipate, such that I may give a well-practiced response in the case that they come up.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:43:16 No.362413612
    >>362413034
    >>362413034
    >>362413034

    Fucking this , annoying as hell
    i feel ya
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:44:07 No.362413677
    i often take notes using an alphabet i invented with a friend back in elementary school. the letters are pretty weird and often people stare at me for a while wondering what the fuck.

    when taxi drivers ask me questions i pretend i'm a character from extensive alternate universes i've thought up in the past or make up on the go, in which i study completely different things or am working, and various weird things have happened to me which i describe in great detail.

    when i buy fast food, i order the burger and the fries but not the drink. the price difference is small, but it is there, and i dont really enjoy soft drinks so i preffer not to get one. its annoying because the cashiers tend to be retarded so i have to very specifically say to them what i want to have.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:45:50 No.362413848
    piss in sink to save water
    >> Faggotwithatripcode 11/08/11(Tue)02:46:12 No.362413875
    >>362393696
    I do that
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:46:15 No.362413880
    stick a toothbrush in my ass
    quickly pull out and be ashamed
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:47:20 No.362413975
    >>362413267
    there is a subconcious, you just haven't found it yet
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:48:06 No.362414048
    >>362413677

    As a cashier, I will say that lots of the people taking your order are probably dumb. Most of the rest just do it because it's what they get paid to do. And there are a select few that actually want to get your order right, and are remembering all the fucktards before you who ordered their burger and fries separately and bitched because they didn't come with a drink.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:48:39 No.362414094
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    >>362413975
    Not even going to discuss.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:49:28 No.362414178
    >>362414094
    no go ahead, i want to know what you have to say
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:51:11 No.362414351
    I always eat my food off paper towels so i don't have to wash anything.

    I also like to fap before i go shopping then wipe my cum on money and find the hottest checkout chick and get off knowing she is touching my cream cheese.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:52:21 No.362414432
    >>362411117
    >high school science
    My friend graduated without touching chemistry or really figuring out basic atomic structure, and on top of that he couldn't even preform basic fucking algebra. Dumb ass.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:53:15 No.362414524
    >>362414432
    i knew that by my senior year

    but i guess i did take a college level physics
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:53:50 No.362414581
    same
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)02:57:41 No.362414946
    >>362414524
    I never did college level, just ap shit, but yeah, I learned the concept in junior year and the vocabulary of 'photon quanta' in senior. Just some people don't even try. He wasn't that dumb, he just didn't even attempt. He was so willingly ignorant of so much it disgusted me. By the way, not sure if it was clear but I was calling my friend a dumb ass, not anyone in this thread.
    >> Faggotwithatripcode 11/08/11(Tue)03:00:09 No.362415200
    >>362394591

    HOLY FUCK ME TOO
    also all these ↓

    >>362394335
    >>362394593

    >>362394695
    >>362395178
    >>362400256
    >>362400717
    >>362400692
    >>362401279
    >>362403130- 2nd 3rd and HOLY FUCK 3rd except just in public
    >>362404064

    >>362406445
    >>362408832


    Now mine, I take thumbtacks and scratch my belly button and If I scratch long enough the creases in it have this really dry skin I pick out. I run my finger through that fucking C shaped thing in your ear and scrape out the dead skin and dried soap with my shirt. I scratch my asshole because I have really bad hemorrhoids and sniff my fingers. Pick my scabs then eat them, pick the plaque out of my teeth if I haven't flossed for a day or two then eat it.
    >> Faggotwithatripcode 11/08/11(Tue)03:00:59 No.362415298
    >>362415200
    meant 5th for the second 3rd
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)03:01:05 No.362415312
    I think I have a pretty good one.

    I ask myself vague questions you would ask somebody if you were trying to get them to say something controversial. Like I'll ask myself "What do you think about black people?" and then I'll answer myself "I don't have a strong opinion on them either way.". And I do this probably about 50 times a day. Like when ever I'm not focused on something specific I'll do that for some reason. "What's your opinion on pianos? What do you think about television? etc" I really don't know why I do it but it seems to have gotten worse over the past couple of weeks.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)03:01:42 No.362415372
    >>362400881
    >>362400881
    >>362400881
    I HAVE to sit down in the shower. Like it feels weird if I shower standing up. +1 for us
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)03:03:27 No.362415555
    >>362401543
    word.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)03:03:50 No.362415591
    I'm a happy guy.

    People wonder why I'm so friendly and happy all the time.

    >i tell myself jokes or repeat funny shit in my head.
    >if my work sees me on camera laughing or smiling while stocking the beer cooler they'd be like wtf
    >i'm a happy guy
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)03:04:33 No.362415653
    I hide in bushes at the park by my house and watch children play on the playground, sometimes wishing i could join them, i'm a 43 yr old man, i don't want to harm these children, i just want to hold them.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)03:05:00 No.362415700
    When I go to take a piss at home, I pull my pants and boxers all the way down (not off) and sit on the toilet FACING the back of the toilet. Especially at night when you don't want to turn the lights on- shit's cash.
    >> Anonimouse 11/08/11(Tue)03:05:19 No.362415743
    >>362415653

    Why don't you just sit on a fucking bench? Hiding in the bushes is so sketchy.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)03:05:41 No.362415771
    >go to drop a heavy deuce
    >before I approach the toilet grab two cotton swabs
    >proceed to release the kraken
    >as soon as the excrement starts coming out start cleaning out ears
    >orgasmic as fuck
    >feel good rest of day
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)03:06:53 No.362415874
    >>362415700
    I'm not allowed around playgrounds anymore...after that one time.
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)03:08:55 No.362416091
    >>362406143
    candy-assgot
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)03:10:06 No.362416211
    OP if you use paper towels as toilet paper you're severly fucking you septic system. I would discontinue that habit
    >> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)03:10:28 No.362416247
    >>362398111
    HAHAHAHAHA

    i love scaring people any chance i get



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