nobody watches this shit?

i can understand that..

have any one got download links to vol9-15 of comics ?

They're trying to concentrate more on the survival aspects of the aftermath rather than do like everyone else and stick with zombies all over the place. duh

i dont see why everyone is hatin, its just like the first season

I like it so far.
Would get tired of each week them running for their lives from walkers. Gotta break that shit up a bit.

So far, they have lost 1 kid, gotten the other shot, Shane has proved he will do whatever it takes to win. Wife is preggos. Asian guy got some poon. Saw what happens to a walker in water....

Not bad for the season so far.

same candy-ass from other thread mad he doesnt understand water tablezzz

I'll be honest. I don't give a shit about the missing girl in the woods and would like to see her eaten. Agree with op getting old. Reminds me of HEROES decline

>>362320364
What's the program?

>>362322772
the walking dead

When the fuck are they gonna find that little girl? They've been looking for her for 3 episodes now, fuck sakes.

>>362322732
this

Dale's happening.
Tune in next week for AMC's search for sophia.

>>362321137
This. Really enjoying the season so far.

This has been a stupid show with cheap plot devices from the get-go. How anyone could keep watching until S02 is beyond me.

>>362323156
>AMC's search for sophia.
ok, i lol'd

>>362321129
No, they're ruining the series with religious bullshit, and dragging out things that don't need to be dragged out.
The comics manage to not just put zombies everywhere, and also manage to have a plot that goes somewhere.

I can't wait for Meryl to get back.

>>362323156
Yeah I'd like a cheeseburger some french fries and a mcRib, dammit glen this isn't mcdonalds.

>>362323269
The governor, you mean?

What do they do except arguing and talking about God ?

This si boring as hell

it's been alright so far.

Though like with all zombie related things i find myself screaming at how stupid the people are. HURR lets all split up, constantly, on our own, at night time.

DURR MY FARM, I NO WANT GUNS - fucking tool.

Dale thread now?

>>362320364
WHO IS THE GIRL ON THE LEFT?

>>362323836
aahhaah damn /b/

>>362323721
im waiting for dale to fuck andrea like he did in the comic book really. and i suppose im most excited for the roody-poo's return as well as merle's.

Mixed feelings on this season as a whole so far. Loved the books, so that's always in the back of my mind when I watch. I am getting tired of the missing Sophia mess, either find her alive, dead, or move on.Other than that I think it'll be worth it. I'm just Super Pissed that their planning on splitting the season.... That's fucking bullshit.

>>362320364

lrn2season1

post farm girl sideboob from last night

havent seen season 2. but am i right in assuming that they've veered off from the action to focus on more drama?

the first season had a good mix. any less action and any more drama though would ruin that completely. even a little too much drama is too much for me. i don't even give a fuck about who is having sex with who or how sad whoever is about this or that.

idk what you bitches are bitching about, its been a good season so far. i feel bad for some of you who cant even enjoy a show anymore

Lower me into the well, guys. What could possibly go wrong?
facepalm

>>362323836

Amy, she was bit when the camp was attacked in season 1.

Anyone have a good stream for season 2? AMC posted episode 1, and I assumed they would post the new episode on a 1 week delay (so episode 2 going up the morning after episode 3 airs) but no I was wrong.

the fact they brought in the religious "bullshit" puts into question whether in a real life crisis you can put all your hopes into that your faith/belief (if your religious) will save you, and the answer is no it can't.

>>362324467
Sorry, only watch shows that deserve my time and lifeless stare.


Needless to say I don't watch much TV anymore.

>>362324543
Ahh thanks, I was just thinking about season 2

>>362324713

http://www.couchtuner.c0m/the-walking-dead/

>>362323836
Amy she died, in the 1st season, she's andrea's sister. She was bit, turns andrea kisses her headshot. Now can we go back to talking about dale?

>>362324713
http://www.1channel.ch/watch-2490619-The-Walking-Dead

all this religious talk i keep hearing about has made me decide not to watch it.

>>362324729
There is a time and place for that, though, and a point where it gets really tiresome. I liked the religious irony in the first episode, but I was fucking pissed when Glenn and Maggie were talking about it on the porch, because that's the opposite of what they should have been discussing.

>>362324949
How long before Dale loses his leg and gets snacked on by cannibals?

>>362320364
"Survival of the Fittest" they say, well it sure is when it comes to leaving Odis!

Inb4 Odis revengineering

i was so eager to watch season 2, and..
little girl missing for 5 episodes (but obviously will be found alive later), love story drama, whos-the-leader drama, suicidal girl drama, paternity drama, it-wasnt-the-right-decision drama, i-had-to-do-it-to-survive drama, drama about drama, and so on

fuck this, i dont even know why i keep watching this

> Don't shoot the zombie in the well it'll infect the water.
>Zombie's been chilling in the well for who knows how long.
> Risk somebodies life to get a zombie out of already infected water.
> Pull the zombie over the well shit splits in half anyways entrails and blood flow into the well.
> Dale's face when.

Wtf was up with the zombie in the well bullshit.

>It will only contaminate the water if we shoot it!

WTF ARE YOU SMOKING NIGGER?!

Seriously? SERIOUSLY? Who in their right mind would drink that water EVER again. There is no way those retards would still be alive.

I'm enjoying this Dale thread

I wanna see moar of that Jimmy character. Wat the fuck is him and his girlfriend doing while everyone else is fucking around and dying?

>>362320364

thats so true OP, season 2 is way too slow -.-
only stupid things happening, they are focusing on dumb relationships and that stupid muh fuking boy dying

The show has strayed so far from the comic there's just no telling where they are headed in future episodes. Which is good and bad. Good in the sense that theoretically they could make a show thats even better than the comic. Bad in the sense that they could make something good into a festering pile of dogshit.

So far season 2 has been 50% commercials 40% filler dialogue 5% meaningful dialogue 5% zombie action/survival horror

has there been any sign of merle up til now in the recent episodes? i havn't been paying much attention

>>362325687
Sophia´s a Walker by now, or a Carrier

>>362325453
ahaah fucking dale man..

>>362325907
havent u heard? they're removing Carriers in Heart of the Swarm..

>>362325781
The commercials are the fucking worst, oh my god.
Honestly. 15 min. commercial free-beginning, then 10 mins commercials, 5 minutes show, 10 mins commercials.
Almost no exaggeration.

>>362325662
seriously who the fuck is that guy?

Bitches don't know that Merle comes back next week

>>362325537
Of course, they're all infected already anyway. So, drink up!

>>362325128
They'll never fucking find me.

i fucking hate dale. hes so god damn annoying.

>>362325824

Merle will be brought back as the Governor probably near the end of season 2 with him being the focus in season 3. My bet is that Sophia is the little girl seen with him in the comic.

>>362326184
>Bitches don't know it's a hallucination

>>362326159
that guy

Meryl is the governor. He'll be back soon to fuck everyone up, and get and "eye-for-and-eye" with Rick. Dead sure.

how funny would it be if they just admitted "ok this show is over, lets end this" and the final episode all the crazy shit happnes, dale becomes a jedi and daryl grows a tail.. then everybody dies in a 5 min episode

>>362326277
Sophia's Sopha. They aren't gonna kill her off. They need someone to be upset when good-for-nothing Carol dies.

>>362325598
Why is dale always scared or has his usual open mouth deer in the headlight's look on his eyes.
Pic related....it's dale.

>>362326477
You had me until you said that everyone dies.
Dale would never and could never die.
And Sophia wouldn't die because they need something to give the episodes consistency.

Andrea needs to go. In the comic she was a teenager who acted much more mature than she should. In the show she's some middle age woman acting like a spoiled whiney baby. There is no reason the others should be putting up with her shit, except that it is in the script.

Also lowering a dude down a well/ allowing yourself to be lowered down a well? these people are too dumb to live.

>>362326420

He'll probably cut the little girls hand off and fuck her in the ass - then Rick will have to fuck Shane in the ear. While this is going on the Asian kid porks the black guys wound; all while the redneck girl licks his ballsack.

Am I getting close?

>>362323262
OH SHUT THE FUCK UP
here is a hint, religious people would have probably survived as well, and religious discussion would probably be the norm AFTER THE DEAD STARTED WALKING AROUND EATING PEOPLE

>>362326270
Dale senses candy-assgotry.

>>362326673
He's the only one acting normally. He's overly cautious and scared all the time.

I fucking hate every woman character on that show. THEY ALL FUCKING SUCK. Except the one Glenn fucked. She's okay. But she's still a pussy. And Carl might as well be a woman because he sucks too.

>>362327044
because jesus ate people after he was resurrected?

>>362327149
>2011
>allowing your perfect no-wrongdoing son to approach a bullet deer
>mfw

>>362327149
Pic related.

I hope everyone except daryl dies. the rest are a bunch of newcandy-asss

oh! most annoying character:

that old veterinarian guy that operates the kid
his voice is annoying, his "god" busshit is annoying, he just oozes of annoyingness

season 2 is bad and you should feel bad

/thread

>>362325537


also, if he didn't contaminate the water, why not just drink it with him inside? fucking morons. this show is beyond stupid.

hey guys, what i missed?

>>362327149
In the comic Carl kills another kid (who was a sociopath) because the grownups are too squeamish to do it. Don't think you'll see that in the series.

>>362327408
....
even back to the original Night of the Living Dead, there has almost always been religious discussion in zombie movies
from the original Dawn of the Dead
" when hell is full the dead will walk the earth"

>>362324906
>>362324984
Solid. Thanks /b/ros.

>>362327739
i'd watch that

soap plot
-don't carry weapons, i dont like them - ok !
-let's split up, so we can get into more trouble
-highway is blocked for the next 10 miles, let's go in there with the van, nothing bad could happen
-let's send the asian guy down that well, surely nothing bad can happend
-let's find some meds for this poor child. Ow, did i mention that the guy responsible for the kid's wounds will go and die there ?
-some girl could get pregnant and get depressed about it
-8yo girl lost in the woods for 3 days, with zombies all around - let's keep searching for her, she's probably alive
- flesh wound -> lethal infection in less than 1 day, then find a medic -> it's ok now

seriously... i just keep watching it for the lulz, that all

Shane dies and he gets shot by Carl so that should be exciting.

>>362327044
That's all fine and dandy. But
>There is a time and place for that, though, and a point where it gets really tiresome. I liked the religious irony in the first episode, but I was fucking pissed when Glenn and Maggie were talking about it on the porch, because that's the opposite of what they should have been discussing.

It's fucking tiresome.

>>362327739
All of my paychecks

>>362323447
>>362326277
>>362326420
MFW idiots still believe merle will be governor despite robert kirkman saying in almost every intereview that Merle will not be the govenor.

Also this thread lacks dale.

>>362327739
YES. FAVORITE SHOW EVAR! ALL DALE, ALL THE TIME!

But you know if we had Dale all the time, he'd bring that annoying Andrea bitch with him.

>>362328025>>362328119


Dat E was bugging me.

It's a show about people in tough situations, not about zombies. Just like Breaking Bad is about people in tough situations, not about cooking/dealing meth. AMC shows are about people, and that is why people and critics like the sows, because they are, to a certain degree, relatable.
Also, I have enjoyed the season thus far.

>>362327044

If I met a religious person after the Zombie Invasion I'd laugh a bit and simply ask.

""If you believe in God; why did God condemn the Human Species to such a plauge? Don't say its part of the Divine Plan either bitch because it isn't; its fucking Evolution. The 'Creator' gave me weapons, food, water, equipment, clothes and life - time to repay my debt. What did your God give you? Oh yeah; nice novelty Bible book. I don't think the dead give a shit - much less your God.""

Then I'd lul and walk as far north as I could.

>mfw

JUST WAIT OP to see the young boy shoot shane in the face for fucking with his dad over that bull shit with his mom
spoiler alert

>>362327044
Is a zombie apocalypse happened, I would get my shit together and focus on shit that matters, and not dampen my spirits with the bullshit that is religion.

>>362328449

Oh how epic would that be.

>>362328173
Good job anon.

This show never lived up to the first episode of season one. I'm still watching because... meh, it's at least watchable... I guess.

I knew after watching the premiere of season two that they'd spend the rest of it looking for missing girl. Booooooring.

>>362328173
lol gj

If you would've read the books you'd definitely agree that season two is in fact boring and a lot of stuff already should have happened. So yeah I have to say (for me) season two is indeed kinda boring.

>carl becomes mutated zombie from his open wound
>wastes family
>grows up and learns to revert back into a human
>civilization starts up again quickly
>corporation starts to develop the virus again
>outbread
>helps a chick escape from a zombie infested research lab
>she was going to sell the virus
>escape on this train thing being chased by a zombie dog thing
>gets scratched again
>ohshitherewegoagain
>gets taken by scientist
>reverts back into zombie form but becomes programmed to kill solders
>fights said chick again

I actually love this season though I would make two changes and make the show so much better:

1. Carl dies from the gunshot wound. He is a terrible character and an even worse actor.

2. Have the little girl come back as a zombie and eat her mom. Both of those characters are worthless and just need to leave.

>>362328192
except that all characters in walking dead are cliché
don't even dare comparing breaking bad with this shit

>>362328029
MFW Kirkman is covering the truth.
>Stupid Fuckface Meryl looses hand, blames Rick and Crew
>Rick will soon loose hand to the Governor

If they don't make Meryl the Governor that would be fucking retarded, and would just make me even more angry at the series.

>>362328734
>>362328853
I'm pretty tired of Carl being the perfect 1950's stepchild.

>mfw we're discussing how unrealistic god/religon etc is in a thread about a tv show about zombies
>mfw i have no face

sh­ow is sh­it

Anybody remember that scene where andrea gave dale a blow job?
Good tv man.

>>362328853
3. They meet a whole swedish bikini team

4. Dale fucks all of them

>>362329094
5. The babies look like Dale

6. The Walking Dales

>>362328449
It would be better late than never.

"T-Dawg" needed to be brutally eaten on the highway after he cut himself. They started to drop the ball right there and it just continued to go downhill afterwards. Way too much filler dialogue with people recapping things that already happened or needlessly discussing their feelings. There's just not enough substance in this season to call it good TV.

>>362329094
>implying that isn't where he was taking his RV for vacation

>>362328173
>>362329182
Requesting remade poster with baby dales

>>362320364
Sex enduced heart attack

Dale is now a meme. Singles says so

>>362329251
Is T-Dog supposed to be Tyree? 'Cause Tyree kills an entire room full of zombies by himself with just a hand weapon and without getting a scratch at the prison, and T-Dog just seems like a typical lazy whiny nignog.

>>362329182
>>362329094
>>362328853
god damn I lol'd

>>362329573
He was already a meme, no need to force it.

>>362320364
did you notice that they left out the roody-poo. LOL

>>362329656
T-Dog is easier to remember for actors instead of Tyree.
It's also one letter shorter, not counting the hyphen.
And yes, that is supposed to be him.

>>362329288
How does this fucker know?
>>362329717
How about a nice shut the fuck up.

LOL LORI GETS SHOTS WHILE BEING PREGNANT THEN SHE DIES.

This season would be fine if they ended it gloriously with shitting getting real in the following seasons to make up for all the suspense and dramatic bullshit filler conversations going on in this one.

Probably won't though, it will probably just be a bunch of suspenseful shit and actors looking emotional and making someone feel bad by having a, you guessed it, emotional, dramatic conversation for the rest of the fucking show.

>>362329927
>2011
>both people agreeing with you
>no need to get upset

>>362329800
Thats because he isnt in the books, so he dies. Oh and daryl isnt either so.. yeah they arent on it

>>362329717

>>362329895
>>362329895
nope. He's not supposed to be Tyree, Tyree is a bad ass motherfucker who doesn't give half a shit about anything. T-Dog is a shit stirring triple Nigger who doesn't know his dick from his left NigNostril.

This needs more dale

Woah, woah, woah.
We're all getting too upset in here.
Dale is already spooked up enough as it is.
Let's just relax.

>>362326860

Yeah i was just thinking they'd use a fucking squirrel or something..

Just me or does Shane look like Bee Grylls?

>>362329028
see this.
>>362328029

I honestly feel like they hired out of work soap opera writers this season
I mean it is absolute crap

>>362330753
Why the fuck does bear grylls look like a hispanic alien in that picture?

>>362330906
You didnt stop to wounder why I called him "Bee Grylls"?

Its a bee sting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h03wzwBiJbE

HERP DERP lets throw all 4 flares to distract the zombies and get the stuff instead of saving 2 for when we get back out. RETARDS

Next episode looks promising, however. Merle comes back, hopefully with a vengeance, and the most interesting man in the world, Daryl, falls off a cliff and cuts himself down the side. Next episode will probably mostly be about Merle's return and Daryl's survival. Hopefully a good break from the religious and looking for Sophia bullshit.

>>362331178
This
+ the well thing
+ splitting up all the time
+ looking for that worthless girl

Hey guys it's all clear.

>>362331324
see
>>362326309
>>362326257

>>362331474
OH FUCK NEVERMIND, NAP TIME!

>>362331571
fucking dale

>>362330082
If you're gonna do a spoiler, at least get it right.
0/10

>>362328250
>>362328250
Mfw i would just shoot you in the fucking face because arrogant atheist cunts ate even worse than walkers.

>>362331324
Lol I understand linking >>362331548
to >>362326309
But where does dale come in other than being inheritly(spelled horribly) awesome.

>>362332051

>>362332203
Eh, just for general Dale awesome purposes.

Just started watching se2 epi 4.
Last ones cinda sucked se1 was alot better

>>362332051
>mfw god punishes you for your sins via zombie dick in the ass