links or gtfo

>>361813722
http://irc.lc/anonops/anonops/anonyops@@@@
dead in the water.
http://radiopayback.com/
also dead in the water.

>>361813193
shit's goin' down, I guess.

>>361813810
my vote is that the government is trying to plunge anon into chaos so we cant do anything on the 5th. thoughts?

>>361814206
canada. for the win.
I can do whatever the hell I want as long as the server is not in canada

>>361814961
something simple like a DOS would not be worth the legal effort to do an international tribunal

>>361813973
agreed
was inevitable though too many people posting shit everywhere about the 5th who arent involved in anon because they wanna look cool

>>361815240
and oh, the canadian government doesn't give a fuck.

http://nnotherless.com/HEEPB

theres quite a big occupy channel on freenode

>>361815381

>>361816048

im not even good enough to be called a script kiddie, but i do learn fast and really want to know everything about hacking/cracking , if anyone was willing to teach me id be most appreciative, ive already picked up a few things on my own because rooms go cold when someone ask for someone to teach them so its mainly just terms and other things

>>361817194
>but i do learn fast
lmao

>>361817248


i fail to find the humor in that?

>>361817194
protip: delete system32.exe

This will cause a hidden command box to appear. Screenshotting this will often be good enough proof of your ambition to get someone to teach you.

>>361817386
you sound like a 14 year old that downloaded a trojan and infected his friends computer and is learning really fast you clearly have no clue what you're talking about in regards to "hacking," and the fact that you're using the invisible character to make your posts look legit are hilarious.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

idiots

http://nnotherless.com/45UTG

Older anarchocandy-ass from the WTO riot days here, I'd like to make a random humble suggestion if I may for Legioncandy-asss to check out the pamphlet The Coming Insurrection for some excellent thoughts on strategy and tactics and anonymity. You might or might not agree with it's overall push, but it's an inspirational read and actually takes things like nihilism seriously.

"Flee visibility. Turn anonymity into an offensive position.. To be visible is to be exposed, that is to say above all, vulnerable. When leftists everywhere continually make their cause more “visible” — whether that of the homeless, of women, or of undocumented immigrants — in hopes that it will get dealt with, they’re doing exactly the contrary of what must be done. Not making ourselves visible, but instead turning the anonymity to which we’ve been relegated to our advantage, and through conspiracy, nocturnal or faceless actions, creating an invulnerable position of attack.. No leader, no demands, no organization, but words, gestures, complicities."
The Coming Insurrection
http://theanarchistlibrary.org/HTML/comite_invisible__The_Coming_Insurrection.html
Lulzy YouTube of Glenn Beck freaking out over the pamphlet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKyi2qNskJc
Good luck Nov 5th and beyond.

>>361817516
>>361817433

i already whipped it with magnets , and i use the invisible character because calling yourself anonymous doesnt make your anonymous it makes you "anonymous" the only way to truely be known as an anonymous person would be to be nameless, other wise your just some user on a website known as anonymous , but i guess in this case being known as true anonymous and not "anonymous" gives me distinction .... its sort of an ironic joke i made hahaha


and im actually 21 , and if there was a Trojan on this comp im pretty sure my friend put it there himself irregardless of my help


as for the rest of you post you basically told me what i already said, i said i dont know shit and i want to be taught if your just going to sit there with a condescending tone not help and think your so cool then by all means go fuck yourself, theres a very specific reason why i want to be taught certain things and i will be taught this, no matter how much im mocked or make myself look like a fool asking for help

>>361818036
HAHAHHAHAHAHAH

you sound like the candy-assgots on /x/ trying to summon a succubus and using ouigi boards

hahahahahahhahah you are so dumb just like every other underaged

>but i do learn fast and really want to know everything about hacking/cracking

sounds legit

maybe its because of op cartel?

>>361817194

>>361818576
those anons sure are zeta as fuck

http://nnotherless.com/LAZY6

>>361813193
i know i was just wondering the same thing and then POOF this thread.

>implying anonymous doesn't have more servers

>>361818938
why do you assume i want to destroy networks? thats not what i want at all, i dont want to build some random bot net so i can ddos face book or anything retarded like that at all! i also dont want to help microsoft secure their lines either i have very different concepts in mind, and i figured they would use me if anyone were to agree to teach me , the thing about people is they all know something, sure they'd be more educated in writing codes or what ever, but im more educated in different aspects in life, id catch on to what they're doing eventually and how they did it , i just need to exposure to it so i can learn , so thanks for the advice but im already ahead of ya, as for them going to jail they probably wouldnt last a day, but ive been there i know how its like and i know how to hold my own in there also

>>361819308
like troll harder ni­gger

>>361817433
>system32.exe
>mfw it's a directory, not an .exe

as if this were going to stop them

>>361818120
>irregardless

>>361819744
>>361820062

yeah but how do you practice? i need to be shown the starting point


and its very true i didn't mean to come off as arrogant, but working for Microsoft didn't appeal to me cause I'm not interested in any money , acquire more knowledge is always appealing ... but....

>>361819354
>>sure they'd be more educated in writing codes or what ever

Read and Practice a little. There is no secret on how to do these things, you just do the work.

It more sounds like you are lazy and want to be spoon fed. Thats pretty much not going to happen in any profession, certainly not IS where everyone else has dedicated so much of their time to acquiring their 1 asset, information.

With all your other life experience, go be the boss at mcdonnalds and flip those burgers like a champ and down some jager bombs. Then maybe you can show off to your little brother how much of a 1337 hAx0r you are with your new ubuntu install.

>Die in a fire.
>>Die in a fire.
>>>Die in a fire.
>>>>Die in a fire.
>>>>>Die in a fire.
>>>>>>Die in a fire.
>>>>>>>Die in a fire.

but i don;t want to loose all my farmville stuff

legit OP is legit. What the fuck's going on?

"flip those burgers like a champ and down some jager bombs"

lol nice touch

Barrett Brown is a fame-seeking whore.

wtf you guys scared him off now we got nobody to troll

>>361820617
i have no intention of telling anyone what im attempting to learn, and im definitely not learning it to show off to my candy-assgy friends or younger siblings , and im sure if i were the boss of a large burger franchise i wouldnt have to flip burgers , i'd probably be more in charge manage time sheets and if it were absolutely necessary working the register , and as mundane & tedious as that job is. is it any different from yours? despite possible paid differences , in the end its all the same, in the end you dont amount to shit and no one cares , im not asking to be taught everything i just want a little push in the right direction

"no intention of telling anyone what im attempting to learn"

lol this kid is clueless

>>361821530
basically

how the fuck is someone gonna teach you something if they dont know what the fuck to prepare you for. dont you have school tomorrow kid? go to fucking bed. little bastard.

>>361821530
Because clearly someone doesn't have anything to teach. Double talk is a bitch.

HOLY SHIT GUYS ITS ANONYMOUS
MY LEGS ARE DISSAPEARING INFRONT OF MY HELPPP!

>>361821793
lol you arent even good at being a troll, what would make us think you would be good at anything but flipping burgers?

>>361821654

if you were to walk up to a large pot plant operator and ask them you wanted to know everything about growing pot, they would tell you the same thing you're telling me, except since they'd be stoners they'd be more subtle about it, but after persistence would be shown they eventually tell you where they'd suppose the best place to start , finding the right soil, for your seeds

im not expecting learning this to be as linear , but i do suppose the best place to start learning would be learning to protect yourself from other threats

Why the fuck are you f­aggots fucking with the cartel.

You f­aggots are going to get us all killed.

>>361821381

Loads different, beyond your tiny 14 y/o mind.

You have no idea where this can take you, in either direction. Its fire you dipshit, you can burn your house down, or clear a field to grow with it.

Its also a highly valuable commodity since the 99% are extremely lazy fucks who won't put in the work. You might sit from the side lines and think you want a part of this, but if you can't start with a little reading on whats already published, no one is going to give you anything, it would be like handing a baby a pot of boiling water.

>one does not merely suck dick into mordor
>>one does not merely suck dick into mordor
>>>one does not merely suck dick into mordor
>>>>one does not merely suck dick into mordor
>>>>>one does not merely suck dick into mordor
>>>>>>one does not merely suck dick into mordor
>>>>>>>one does not merely suck dick into mordor

You guys are shit.

"Hey guys, I don't know shit about hacking, I'd like to learn"

"OMG U DUN KNO HOW 2 HAX LOL"

"Uhhh...Yeah...I said that already"

"LOLOLOL U CAN'T HACK DON'T KNOW SHIT KID"

It's like someone goes into a store and asks the price of an unpriced item, and leaping out from behind a counter and dumping this shit on him, in the hopes no one realises your not wearing any pants and have a small penis.

2600

there are you fucking happy? lol i hope they poison the fuck out of your computer. you wont even know they are. they already are if you went to anonops. you dont even know the first fucking thing about securing yourself, how the hell are you going to fuck someones shit up if you cant keep home clean? youre just a cocki little bitch wanna be hacker. you will never have the skills of the elite. youre attitude needs adjustment. mainly in the way of a major fucking beating. beat your silly ass to the ground and mash your face in the turf. your attempt at trolling information without a question is ridiculous. you think anyone will help a snot nosed brat like yourself? i think not. now gtfo before we ddos your ass.

>>361822188
lmao you got that right. kid has no fucking clue.

>>361821381
You are too fucking easy to troll and too stupid to learn. Just go to a fucking trade school and wither away.

>>361822188
I agree, so someone wants to learn the art of intrusion. I say if you want to go full scale, then you need to learn programming in different languages, become an expert on different operating systems, read alot of books about databases, networking,etc, read security newsgroup and do own research all the time.

I could go on now, but what for? You will end up lonely with no physical fitness.

>>361822044

i, for one, welcome our new cartel overlords

>>361822730

Not true.

I am just touching 30. Regulate what I eat. Get to buy nice clothes. Bang strange bitches with strange accents.

I also spend at least 16 hours a day infront of a screen.

Troll candy-ass, you want to know where to start? Psych 100.

if he thinks going on an irc channel unprotected is a good thing, well maybe it is. the other irc uses have someone to test some shit on. go ahead, they will welcome you with open arms and open ports.

>>361823098
Who cares?

>>361823098
Regulating what you eat doesn't make you fit you dumb fuck. It just makes you a lazy person who likes to call himself healthy because you willingly deprive yourself of shit.

Also 16 hours on the computer? Jesus christ you need a new hobby.

lol this kid wants to swim with the sharks and hasnt even made it out of the kiddie pool yet.

>>361822292
thank you! &

i didnt go to any other site asking for help, one because i wasnt aware of them and two because even if i was im not that dumb, i deemed /b/ the best safest place because as far as i know the site is simple, and nothing i post can make it possible to trace my ip unless i posted a pic possibly but i made special care not to post anything, so unless the hacker is some God like hacker that can do things i didnt even know were possible i think im safe, also even if they were a God like hacker i dont think theyd mess with me , simply because im boring and a no body just a small time loser , if i was a God like hacker id only fuck with things i could benefit from , not harassing some newcandy-ass


>>361822823

whats up with the cartel thing? is it a meme or something ?

?God like hacker?

lol you dont even know the half of it. load it up boys :P

anon spread itself too thin maybe

taking down facebook and a drug cartel all in one day??

>>361823401
>>361823401

its actually to do with this thread, you know, the one you derailed whilst being a selfish cunt? next time start your own thread fuckturkey

sure op, shoot me an email,

I'll send you the new anarchist cookbook.

attenborough.r@gmail.com

>>361813193


Fbi took them down.


Oh btw, right about now is the time that you stop talking about nov 5th if you were involved in planning for it (which I wasn't because im not a fucking moron) and start praying they don't come knocking at your door.


Seriously guys I can't believe some of you were actually going to try this...bravo you got the attention you wanted. Federal attention that is.


Have a nice V&

>>361823718


Yep. Shitstorm incoming.

ok here is your first lesson:

goto start menu and select RUN

type CMD and press Enter

now in command prompt type below and press Enter

ipconfig/release

there now you owe me

>>361823865
whats the chance this kid can do this?

>>361824009
Not Likely.

ok we give him five minutes and see what turns out. that is if he is that fucking slow at typing a simple command.

kid is fucked he aint making it back.

>>361823718
>FBI

But, you know, I'm in Canada and stuff.

>>361824111
>>361824009

i know how to open command prompt i also now how to make command prompt with a batch file honestly im just affraid to do it, cause i dont know what doing that does

>>361824311
V& harder

>>361824311
will you stop with the i am in canada bullshit? fbi is in direct communication with them you fucking moron.

HURRR DURRR
fucking candy-assgots and youre gay ass little masks get a job hippies

>>361824375
>FBI is in direct contact with them

OH SHIT NIGGER, CSIS BE KICKING DOWN MY UNLOCKED FRONT DOOR BECAUSE I WAS ON THE COMPUTER

>>361824111

Trips! Says you should DIE IN A FIRE.

consider the following:
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Holy shit
Dat Bad
This is like a ZERG RUSH of 4Chan Party vans at us
Mark Zuckerburg you Troll

>>361823865

BTW, #anonops is back up.

ITT: Script kiddies telling wannabe Script kiddies that they are clueless.

>>361824356
if you do it you will see what it does. why are you scared? its like the most simple command ever. if you cant do a simple command prompt, you wont be able to much of anything but what the lame ass script kiddies do.

so make it a .BAT file if you like

just put this in a txt and rename the extension to BAT

ipconfig/release

>>361824009
If he cant do that then he really is a dumb candy-assgot

How to hack.

Step 1, download the LOIC from encyclopedia dramatica.

Step 2, install.

Step 3 google IP address of the FBI's site.

Step 4 enter ip into LOIC (They'll never know what hit them) and FIRE!

Step 5 ???????????????????

Step 6 Profit!

>>361813973
>we
roody-poo please

>>361824571
shush, we gotta teach this kid baby steps. dont make fun of him or he will fail. not going to start him off with anything other than basic. once he learns this he is on his way to be l33t.

did he do the command prompt?

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oh thats fucked up shit lmfao. asshole kid wont make it back in time to see us laugh our asses off. how many dumb asses tried that command? there had the been atleast one that did. sad thing is they wont make it back in time.

Step 1:Print mask.
Step 2:Cut around dotted lines.
Step 3:Occupy Someplace.
Step 4:Cry.

>>361824776
>>361824776

yes i did it said request needs authorization or something

>>361824591
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>>361824776

>convinces kid they have knowledge to do shit
>still waiting for him to fall for a trick EVERYBODY KNOWS ABOUT

for fuck sakes, whats next 'delete system 32'?

>>361824925
ok that means you need Administrative command. if you made at BAT file, right click and properties then click compatibility and check the box run as Administrator. or as you type it in the RUN box you will see it appear above and do the same with that right click and choose to run as admin.

>>361813193

To answer your questions OP, Operation Hammerfall has gone into effect. It's a preemptive strike on certain anonymous assets by government agencies to mitigate their effectiveness come November 5th. Expect more "services" to be disrupted. It's also part of a larger operation aimed at dealing with OWS which you'll see play out in the next 3 days.

TL;DR - Big brother is annoyed

>>361825018
lol shut up man wtf

>>361825133

now we wait for anon to pretend he is the kid and did it, then all laugh about how fucking awesome we are at trolling. all the while knowing in the back of our minds that the kid left about twenty minutes ago.

>>361813193
i loves me some anony,
got any moar?

oh and ... i forgot a roody-poo in the attic and a damn shoe in a dog fuck ass roody-poo shit cunt fuck lol
thou seeks to match.

for a beginning read this website about release and renew of ip adresses
http://compnetworking.about.com/cs/windowsnetworkin1/ht/renewipaddrwxp.htm

here you get the explanation what the ipconfig /release command does

>>361825209
Wow. We take ourselves pretty serious huh?
Had the port of Oakland closed for liek 3 hours.

>port of Oakland
>Oakland
DIAF you fucking cunts. Cancer. Cancer errywhere.

>>361825290
no he still here but his internet will temporarily be disconnected lol oops! did he just say that? lol. that kid was being a fucking idiot anyhow. idc, fuck him. but this really does teach him something. how to do the most basic. shit look how long it took him to type one fucking command? how the hell is he going to be effective at all being thats low. by that time the feds will have enough time to have coffee and donuts with plenty enough time to bust his ass.

if any good hacker wants to be effective, that shit must be quick. and i mean really fucking quick.

>>361825335


and im assuming redoing my ip protects from a ddos right?

I'm shutting you candy-assgots down, that's what happening!!

/Roland Bricksbane

>>361825522

im not trying to learn so i can do shit that will get federal attention

>>361825394
oh that was real peaceful protest. i just love seeing you dumb fucking getting gassed. there was one video on foxnews the idiot had one of those paper masks on. you people are stupid as fuck.

>>361825575
Not till you delete system32 newfriend.

>>361825522

but it wasnt him! cant you fucking see that? how fucking old are you, 12? its just trolls trolling trolls here! fucking self-important script kiddies.

>>361825575
no that just releases your adapter. it does nothing to protect you. oh lord this will take forever. kid just sink your face into a goddamn book and stop being a lazy little prick. you failed because you trusted someone on the net. now think of what could have been done to your shit. it could have been messed for good if you did something really stupid. you failed kid. dont listen to anyone one here unless you research it first.

what ever im out, i apologise op for derailing your thread with my stupid bullshit

i should have known better than to come to be asking for help of all thing haha im a dumb ass for that one, though i do thank those that did attempt at helping me

cya

>>361825898

ITT: kids calling kids 'kid'

dude, i think i hear you mommy calling you.

>>361825892
so you think you know whats going on. it was an obvious troll of a troll mr latecomer. stop being like you know everything you fuck. i could burn any one of you if i wanted but do you think i will post that shit here? fuck no. dont play like you are kick fucking hack asshole. go back to that hole you crawled out of or read the whole post bitch.

This thread stinks of internet tough guys.

>>361826059

ive been here since the fucking thread started, BEFORE YOU FUCKS derailed the thread by playing soggy keyboard. 2 FUCKING TIMES someone said 'delete system 32' you guys are fucking retarded morons. im sure you are a fucking godly hacker, thats why you got nothing better to do while moms making dinner than come here with your cancer.

>>361826009
oh gee one of these repeat gay guys. you could only dream to know what i know fucker. of course i dont have to prove it as i already have done it and you have no idea what. ok lets be kind here now. da dee da dee daaaaa. fuck that, i hate fucking assholes that think they know everything. trolls? oh they just fuck offs so idc. you just mad because your little play pen was offline for a few hours. oh well, like i give a fuck you assholes couldnt get gay with each other. you should have had enough time to review the thread by now, so you have no excuse. and your suggestion was to use loic? lmfao you serious are a fucking moron.

>>361826310
ok homo, when do they not suggest system32? you must be new here boy.

So what do think is gonna go down tomorrow?

1 million internetz sayz 'nothing at all'

>>361826087
I think internet tough guys smell like pizza rolls and sadness. also I am replying to my own post. I needed to add that.

>>361826358

dude what the fuck are you talking about? i never said anything about loic or anon or that i had hacking skills, i have a real life, a real job and a real family. 3 things you can get wfter you turn 18 and move out of your parents house, dont worry, im sure they will let you take your posters ;)

>>361826493

they always suggest it. thats why they (and you) are filthy, dumb, newf­­ag scum.

ill admit the thread was derailed. whats the problem in derailing a dead thread? you just dont know how to have fun. you think you need to be all professional here? fuck no. who the fuck is going to grade you? oh there will be some cock fuck that will always say a wise comment but that doesnt make the thread a total loss. i would do circles around your kind as i have did many times in the past. i woudnt think twice on telling what i did, unlike these fucking moron anonymous telling them what they did so they can go back and fix it only making them stronger. see? who is the dumb fuck here now asshole? that might just be you silly fool.

>>361826724

are you a n­igger? you type like a n­igger.

>>
i have come to /b/ for nearly the lifetime of it silly boy. you may wish to take your troll shit back to the play pen at anonops. afterall that is all that is there is a bunch of foolish kids fucking around with shit they have no idea about. now lets see that you tell me i and new to IRC. LMFAO i was around when there was only BBS you stupid fucking moron. i was here way before you and i will be for longer than your silly jailbird ass. go on talk bullshit you know nothing about. i have no problem putting you in your place kid.

>>361823718

what was supposed to happen on the 5th?

>>361826850
yes i am a black assed n­igger from the city so i wouldnt suggest fucking with my kind

can someone tell me when they release a new message about the attacks? im getting annoyed with that damn emergency thing playing over and over

On the outside I'm a huge candy-assgot, but on the inside I'm a child, aching to learn!

>>361826724
oh thats kind of cheating because i didnt tell you i got paid for doing so. sucks to be you boy. only thing you will be doing is jail time and thats something i have no problem helping you there.

>>361826966
>>361826966
>now lets see that you tell me i and new to IRC

ummm wat? lern2english nig­ger

for the last time, i never said i was a hacker, i dont visit anonops, i dont visit irc i dont do any of that shit, nor am i impressed with people that do. I HAVE A LIFE OFF OF MY COMPUTER. btw lol at calling me 'kid' all time. it doesnt make you seem older, it just makes you look like a dumbfuck. now type your shit so i can understand it or go eat some fucking watermelon, scriptfa­g

>>361827318
lol youre funny kid. i gave up scripts not long after i got off my moms tit.

>>361827452

YOU GAVE UP SCRIPTS LAST WEEK?

just to clarify, you shit wits.

The 5th is a day of nationalism in the UK. Celebrating the quartering of conspirators, not the celebration of some popcult movie.

I could put fry and portman and any fiction action hero in a movie and you'd all fanboi that till your dead too.

Hmm, Fry as fujita, portman as sailor moon, and naruto.

Anon would have a new rally cry and new candy-asss would get into the street yelling

>>>KAAAAAAAAAAAA MEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAA

at the cops.

There is a minimum amount of trolling required to sustain me through my otherwise stressful life, thank you /b/, anywhere in the world I can get on and get some relief.