Is it hot in Colombia?

>>361052446
I'm not in the country of Colombia. I'm in D.C. (Americandy-ass here in the Nation's capital). And its quite cold up here.

>>361052606
Have you been in Peru?

>>361052606
Is the capital of Colombia also called DC?
What a coincidence.

>>361052269

who's the craziest person you ever had to deal with

>>361052269
are there a lot of drugs in colombia, and if so is it dangerous if i go to teach there

>>361052269
what is the best country in south america?

>>361052269
How much is a gram of cocaine in Colombia?

Are you one of those guys in black know as BOPE who kill drug dealer in Rio de Janeiro?

Ever piss off any Nicaraguans?

>>361052269
I live in DC as well.

I'm going to be searching every building until I find a lobby that looks like yours with a guard of the same uniform than show them this thread.

How do you have internet access in Colombia?

Do you like Ben's Chili Bowl?

>>361052446
How to ruin a thread with one comment.

>>361053468

>mfw OP posted this online

>>361052784
Thank you for asking a legitimate question. I can't decide who the craziest one is so here's a list:

>crazy homeless guy who thought he was God
>crazy homeless people in general
>woman getting pissed because I told her she couldn't watch some Wimbledon game at the Verizon booth because the crowds were becoming a fire hazard
>crazy broad that I had to remove from Mall premises for actually trying on stuff from Victoria's Secret while she was on her period...She actually threw her bloodstained items at me and my co-workers

The rest of you trolling (I'll bite guys):
>>361052935
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>>361052818
>>361052755
>>361052703
No I'm not from Colombia, never been there, never planning on being there. Actually I was born and raised in the U.S. as is all of my family (My dad's side of the family has been here since the Mexican-American War).

There probably is a lot of drugs in Columbia, but not a lot of addicts since most people there are working the coca fields for whatever Cartels run it (I'm just guessing). No, I wouldn't teach there.

Best country in South America? I'm probably gonna say Bolivia or Brazil (the women...oh the women)...

And I assume a gram of coke in Colombia is a quarter of what you pay in the states

>>361053604
I'll make it easy on you, I'm near Union Station.

>>361053345
I've actually never been to Ben's Chili Bowl. But I should when I have time (I work 6 days a week, 7 if I'm needed for overtime)

>>361053703
I kno rite?

>>361053764
Once again, not from Colombia, but the US capital, a couple streets over from Obama

>>361054052
So how come you've never been in Colombia, but work there as a security officer?

>>361054486
I work in DC (in the U.S.A.). People are just illiterate and/or trolls.

>>361054739
Since when is Colombia in the USA?

>>361054739
Do you think Tysons Corner looks like 1946 Berlin?

>>361053163
I don't even know what BOPE is

>>361053225
I actually pissed of a Nicaraguan in school once:
>Be 15 in middle school
>Nicaraguan girl likes me, but I liked her friend
>Nicaraguan girl perpetuates a rumor that I'm racist toward Hispanics (even though I'm part Mexican...stupid bitches)
>get beat up for no reason.

>>361054850
I used to work as Security for Tysons actually. My first full-time job. Hated every minute of it. Now I'm the comfy office building security. My own desk, and I have time to lurk/post on /b/. But anyway, I don't know what 1946 Berlin looked like...

rent a cop..wana be..

>>361055345
1946 Berlin looked like the Allies dropped every fucking bomb they had on it. That's what the construction bullshit in Tysons looks like

So do you live in DC MD or VA?

>>361054813
I didn't say ColOmbia (Observe the extra "O"), I said the District of ColUmbia (observe the "U") The U.S. capital.

Address : AlliedBarton Security Services
Eight Tower Bridge, 161 Washington Street, Suite 600
Conshohocken, PA 19428
Phone : 484.351.1300 | Toll Free : 888.239.1104


just in case someone want to report the wanna be cop

>>361056031
"Yes one of your security officers in DC is postin on 4chins!! Get him off!!"

>>361055615
Let me guess, you're still at that age where people in uniforms are still the bad guy...how cute. I used to be the same way at your age. Then I grew up and needed this job to pay the bills. Would you feel better if I told you I used to be one of the nicer security guards that wasn't a dick to the kids at the mall?

>>361055697
lol. I've been turned off of malls after I quit working at Tysons. The only reason I even go to one anymore is because of my girlfriend. Otherwise I just shop online or at Burlington's. And I live in Alexandria, off Rt. 1.