>Amputee fetish
>Hobby is sign language
>20
>Skinny
>Helps at local charity
>never had sex

poor
ugly
boring
dumb
no future
premature ejaculation
no car
23 years old and still living with mom and playing videogames
skinny
acne
retard

i dont deserve a woman

>>Quiet and shy

That's about it i'm not fat or ugly.

Cheated on my girlfriend with a girl she worked directly with.

old
depressed
depression meds = no sex drive
don't give a fuck anymore

highschool sluts

short
fuck'd up mental

>Can Fuck who i Like, Even 22 year olds with KIDS!

I bet you read this..

I'm not single, but fuck, being single isn't that bad. You can spend your life doing things you like, or you can spend your life wasting time and energy for relationships. At the end you will die either.

girlfriend leaves me 6 months ago, not over it.

Who needs a girlfriend when you can have shit and wank!!!

>>360647968

what he said

>6'2"
>7.5" dick
>22 years old
>University student
>Have girlfriend
>Hitting on this other chick at school
>Have friends
>Don't drive
>Poor
>Not ugly
>mfw you're all ugly socially inept retards

>>360648442
fucking this.

>>360647868

probably virgin

>32
>poor
>never had sex
>extra skinny
>kill it with fire ugly
>dumb
>living with mom

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPZXxkMI8vU
Nobody cares about you dicks guys

>average looks
>good respectable job
>nice car
>nice guy
>virgin, and dont know why im horrible with girls
> can never get courage to ask them out, so I get friend zoned

>be 18
>Break up with awesome boyfriend cause of problems with self
>Been 2 months
>Don't really want anything right now.
>Pretty awesome life anyway so whatever.

>24
>Reclusive
>Haven't had sex in 6 years.
>Have a colostomy bag and other medical issues
>Won't get close to a woman not for fear of rejection but for fear of being pitied or treated like some sort of retard. The few advances from women I have had over the years I have shot down or just plain ignored.
>No job, fuck all qualifications.
>No confidence.
>Don't see a future for myself.
>Probably an hero in a few years or whenever I get bored of being nothing

>be 21
>be reasonably fit
>have steady, stable, secure, decent-paying job
>be somewhat attractive
>just don't care

I'm not single.

I AM DOUBLES. SO CHECK THEM

I don't know, i haven't really thought about it. I'm certainly not looking for a girlfriend, although, i am open to it. I have bigger problems to deal with to be honest.

>be cowardly as fuck
>be able to recognize the friendzone
>be a kinda fat motherfucker
>be a nerdy and weird as all hell motherfucker

>>360649063
damn /b/ro, dats sum fucked up shit

>20
>Gf left a year ago (Another Guy)
>still being a pussy bitch about it
>No sex in a year
>Joined army probably going to get shot in Afghanistan
mfw i just dont give a fuck

op here, also premature ejac problem.

feel really sad when i tought : a woman would rather fuk a dog than me".

>32
>My Work hours
>Make $78,000 a year thought
>Raising my 14 year old Daughter alone at the same time
>Wife just up and left My daughter and I one night 6 years ago and I never got a reason why
>Do not trust Women anymore
>Going on a date Tomorrow because My Daughter wants me to atlease try again

>>360649475

You just have to accept it and move on. Like some other candy-asses said, being single's really not bad.

>love the same person for 4 years
>every person i've dated said I push them away when I get too close
>gave up on dating when the third relationship didn't work because of that

Doesn't really bother me anymore.

>be 18
>working co-op
>the job is amazing, but it's 2 states from anyone I know and everyone who works here has a PhD
>I'm the only one remotely close to my age for a few miles
>ex-gf broke up with me because of distance
>she's with someone else
>I have to do this every 3 months, for 3 months at a time, for the next 4 years
>troopering through because it'll look great on my resume and I'll get into any grad school because of this job
>still lonely as fuck
I think I have a legit reason, /b/, what do you think?

>Be extremely awkward
>Have lots of female friends
>Best friend and good friend ask me out
>Pretend I'm gay because I'm afraid of relationships
>betaasfuck.jpg

>Where do you meet women after college?
>No women irl

>be John
>be hate every single one of you
>be captain of the football team
>be starter of my basketball team
>be get straight A's
>be have a banging hot girlfriend
>be she just blew me
>be SO cash

>pic be me and my bitch

>mentally unstable
>consistant drug/alcohol use
>own a huge dog that eats ppl
>???
>profit
>delete system 32

>>360649666
Thats the funniest thing Ive read all day Nigger get slayed.

>>360648884
Pretty much me.

>>360649666
Fuck, that sounds like something I would do if I ever got to the point where I'd have to pretend to be gay.

Also, nice Satan.

> be 24
> live with my mom
> no job, no car, no skills
> awkward as fuck with female units
> not bad looking but not well groomed
> nerdy hobbies like anime, gaming, etc

>be browsing /b/
>see a tutorial on how to make crystals
>supplies are ammonia and laundry detergent mixed together
>be follow instructions on tutorial
>be blow the mixture with a straw
>be died

>19
>Work to much
>Dog hates every girl I bring home
>Sex up ex girlfriends friends
>Strange fear of cars
>Life's a bitch

>broke up with my gf today
>its funner being single
>save money
>dont have a bitch on my case
>woot

I'm in a band, I'm single because I like having different bitches every night.

Pic related, it's my band

>be 29
>good job
>plenty of extra cash
>apartment is fine
>truck is pretty nice
>usually get laid when I try
>might be switching careers soon
>GFs are too much trouble right now
>my hand and I get along just fine for the time being plus it knows just what I like.

>be 18
> broke up with girlfriend after 20 months last week
>never had sex
>heart shattered
>feels bad man

>>360650179
STOP POSTING THAT I JUST WANTED TO GET FANS IF YOU DON'T STOP I'LL REPORT YOU TO THE POLICE AND HAVE THIS SHITTY SITE SHUT DOWN!

21
Beta virgin
ocd, ADHD, Obsessive thoughts...
Been to a mental institution before..

Impossible to find a basic job, i would wash dishes, or deliver food...i live in nyc...can't find anything

parents force me to go to pointless college...

I fucking hate this shit, i hate living with mental illness

bad fetishes...throat fucking, bukkake...

FML

dick's only 7.5 inches x 6.5 inches
therefore I am not even a man
so I don't even bother
inb4 short dick men say that's ok, I had a girlfriend and no it isn't

>>360650445

Kinda a filter feeder, take what girls come my way. To cowardly to go after the girl i have loved for most of my life.

>>360650374
May I be of service?

21
happy
not single
got a job
happy
im not ugly because beauty is in the eyes of the beholder
im a little riped but not so much just so you can see the figure

and i shit dident sit at home and whine abaut it on /b/
and yea i was like you but no more
i got up and did something about it

>>360650445
that's ok, I had a girlfriend and no it isn't

>>360650374
>>360650374
OMG I DIDN'T SAY THAT! SOMEONE IS IMPERSONATING ME!!!! I JUST WANTED TO SHARE MY ART WITH YOU GUYS. STOP BEING SO SOPHOMORIC!

>be 19
>be normal looking
>in good shape, exercise 2-3 times a week
>socially awkward
>have some friends that are girls
>try to date them
>I'm 'not their type'
>virgin

I guess I'm just a good friend...

>20
>Broke
>No job
>Not in school (going back next semester if I can afford to)
>Criminal record and I've been in jail
>Don't really like weed but I love drinking
>pale guy living in an area where everyone is obsessed with the whole Jersey Shore TAN TAN TAN craze. Most people around here have Italian or Puerto Rican in them (I don't, thank god), and people associate pale skin with LOSERLOL and CREEPYLOL and DOESNTGOTOTHECLUBLOL.
>Used to do hard drugs when I had the money
>Broken car and a suspended license, and I can't leave this hellhole because it has really shitty public transportation and it's expensive as hell to get where you actually need to go.
>Did I mention that a good third of my town is the worst ghetto in the area and the majority of the people in the white parts who aren't Jersey Shore-wannabes are total wiggers or are just desperate to appease blacks and be "hood"?
>Most of the girls around here are fat, butterfaces, disgustingly slutty, or are heroin/pill addicts.
>All of my actual girlfriends have been hot, so I won't date any of the trolls I've fucked around here and all of my hotter previous fuckbuddies I'm just not compatible with.
>A lot of attractive girls I just don't get along with. Hot girls that are actually cool exist, but they are few and far between.

Maybe I'll find a girl when I go back to school. I'm actually 6'3", not chubby or scrawny and pretty good looking, so I might have a shot. But that won't be for at least a few months or so.

>be 19
>break up with most recent gf in 2009
>no girls meet standards of dating since
>still have good sex life (2-3 week flings, maintaining friends with all of them)
>move to different state 3 months ago
>no friends whatsoever
>no sex whatsoever
>mfw i shouldnt have moved

>before 24
>hit on by crazy girls and was with a 1 week whore, but no gf
>get huge scholarship to go abroad
>be superpopular here
>hitting on 5 girls, doing well
>no gf because now i can't decide which one to choose
>imokwiththis.jpg

>20
>Fit/Athletic
>Own my own car
>Own a dirt bike and a road bike (300EXC and GSXR 1000)
>Have a house deposit down and paying off my house
>Work full time, get paid well
>Go out a fair bit, spend lots of time with friends

I think it's because I don't try to get a girlfriend, never really thought about it.

>>360650653
SOMEONE IS IMPERSONATING SOMEONE IMPERSONATING ME WHAT THE HELL WHY IS EVERYONE SO SOPHOMORIC?

>>360650653
>>360650374

>>360647536
>21
>A Winner
>Have money
>Nice one room apartment
>Socially Awesome
>No sexin one year
wtf

be 25
be a virgin
never had a girlfriend
socially awkward
no self confidence
My Work hours

>be 900
>ugly and short
>kind of dyslexic
>be hunted by galactic empire
>live in shitty shack on dagobah
>no bitches for lightyears
>feels bad man.jpg

>>360648884
>>360648884
you have to get over that shit. Trust me, working from the friend-zone makes them clingier so be careful but if you play your cards right you'll always have a flock of birds to hurt from. The key is to never let them suspect you're not the"nice guy" they think you are. That guy doesn't exist and all guys know it yet girls think he's out there. Be the Dark Knight of poon.

>>360650874
THIS IS THE REAL ME. WHY IS EVERYONE IMPERSONATING ME!! STOP GUYS! I should have known people of your caliber could never understand MY ART. YOU'RE NOT DEEP ENOUGH

>>360651222
WHY does everyone do SUCH A SHITTY IMPRESSION OF ME I FOR TOTS serious DON'T TALK LIKE ThAT WHY CAN'T PEOPLE JUST APPRECIATE MYART?

>>360651087
>>360651087
>>360651087
mfw

>hook up with fat chick when 15, then same fat chick again when 18. only hooked up to end virginity. didn't change anything.
>hook up at party when 20 with girl and had terrible drunk sex
>abuse several drugs and alcohol no sex for 3 years
>age 23 get hot girlfriend out of nowhere. sex is good.
>age 24 single
>masturbation has lost its fun

>19
>virgin
>kissless
>not many freinds anymore
>no job
>no money
>slightly over weight
>smoke
>5.5 inch cock
>boring
>boring
>boring
>boring
>boring

they banned me from the morgue

Remember: it's not rape if one party consents.

be 20
i dont go to parties like everyone else
i dont have friends
i dont go to school or have a job
i hardly go out
actually never go out
i guess i am the real forever alone
anyways how do you guys get green text , is that shit granted to you or something ?

>19
>Not single
>Sex once or twice a week
>Very nice to females and take interest in poetry and music.
Hell fucking yeah

>>360651418
YOU GUYS IMITATING ME JUST PROVES HOW SOPHOMORIC YOU ARE. You secretly wish you could be me so you could be as artistic and intellectual as I am. THIS IS UN FUCKING REAL

op here, it should sound like a joke, unfortably itsn't, thats just my life

>tiny baby cock
>cum faster than own shadow

and the final, the only one time, i've almost realised my fantasm, make a treesome with 2 babes

>be in bed with 2 sexy babes
>both are op to fuk
>both are bi and start making it out
>me start faking sleeping
>leave the room ashamed
>5 years past and still regret being a pussy
>wanna be an hero

I blame being myself which is being totally obscure and weird in today's culture;

Being very open to everything(people see that is having no moral values)

and besides women in my age don't like the stuff I like, its just juvenile qualities for a partner.

I'm still aching from the bad conversations which wasn't even deep with some women last semester.

22
never got laid
Everytime I think about having a girlfriend I think of the boring stuff I will have to do to please her.
She will probably ask for me to pay food for her, talk about irrelevant stuff, forbid me from playing video-games when Iwant to... Not worth it.
I hate being bossed around

>>360651719
YOU KNOW, I DON'T HAVE TO SHOW YOU MY ART! iT'S A pREVILEGE tHAt YOU SHOULD be lucky to HAVE!

probably because im a short guy at 5'6

cause i dont get dubs

>>360647536
I havent had sex in three years also.. Im 22 too so i think its more painful for me.. Younger - more fertile - have more sex fucker....

Do you get tipsy and almost a bit aggressive sometiems?

>used to have girlfriends
>both fucked off
>found new one
>it's just not the same

>bad anxiety
>keep going for girls that have no interest in me
>guy "friends" keep taking the girls i'm after
>i ignore the females who have interest in me
>might start paying attention to them now...

>by choice

>was ugly
>>getting uglier
>>>foreveralone.jpg

but on the bright side I've been told I have a great personality and physique. =)

>be 19
>no muscle
>skinny as fuck
i've had quite a few opportunities but i really just dont give a fuck. i had a gf for 3 years in high school and we fucked all the time. i really don't see whats so great about sex anymore and i really cant deal with women anymore. its too much work for not much pleasure. i just smoke weed and fap now

>busy
>lazy
>fat
>miserly
>libertarian agnostic
>pervy
>fat

banged all the chicks i wanted
fell in love
she cheated
i fucked even more chicks
fell in love with different chick
dated my cheating ex
proposed
she cheated again with her roody-poo boss
found out through voicemail of fucking
took her back
she got pregnant
she had an abortion
i beat the shit out of her
fucked her 15 year old sister
she fucked my best friend
i killed him in fight
four years jail time
got fucked by dudes
released 6 months ago
moved, got new friends
back to fucking new chicks
i miss her

>20 years old
>virgin
>very depressed will probably most likely take my life soon
>spend most of my time at the computer
>no job
>failed the school
>crying at night
>shy, afraid to talk to people
>I know that most people actually like me

pic related it's me

>Girl is actually very interested in me. She's not bad looking but not good looking either.
>I don't give a fuck
>Tempted to just get into a relationship so people shut up about me being single
>I still don't give a fuck
>tomorrow she's probably going to be hanging all over me again and ask me to stay over for the weekend
>I will go home and won't be giving a single fuck

>be 22
>be very good looking
>have money
>boyfriend left me like a month ago cause i´m jealous as fuck
>dont want date other losers, cause they will all leave me one day
>will die alone
>give a fuck about it cause we all will be old and yucky one day

>cause i want

u mad?

>im a metalhead

nuff said.

>By choice
>have at least 3 girls in rotation all of the time with no effort, and least amount of fucks given


>2011
>pining for women
>I seriously hope you guys don't do this

Because relationships suck and I'm young so I would rather just continue fucking random bitches. I'll wait until I'm an old fuck to settle down. There's no point in being in a relationship before the age of 30. If you are, you're doing it wrong.

>virgin
>terrible anxiety
>introvert
>awkward as fuck
>inlove with star wars
>anger issues

Im also a girl. fml

>18
>Living at home (commute to college)
>Boring as all fuck
>Constantly watch movies
>Perverted as fuck
>Don't have much of a filter
>Not great looking I guess I'm just under average (mad skinny)
>Had a girlfriend for 2 years ended really bad
>No friends at school
>Socially awkward as fuck
>Get high and drunk..... alone
>Spend most of all my free time on my computer
>Constantly sick (allergies, cold) its just fucking gross
>Sarcastic, mean, moody
>No talents
>No real interests
>Never felt real love for anyone
the list goes on and on.....

tl;dr:

Kid fucking sucks at life

I got 99 problems
but a bitch ain't one!

>18, closet gay
>reasonably cute blonde boy
>religious family
>uncharismatic, morbid fucker
>eccentric/weird
.>somewhat insecure and troubled

It's not so bad I guess. I'm pretty fucking unhappy though.
>

>>360653237

ha I may know you

>be 15
>highschool bitches are dumb and shallow
>also be friendzoned

>Nota a virgin
>23 yrs old
>job as debt collector
>live with mom
>drink alot
>watch dvrd episodes of 30 rock
>im ok with this

27, no problem getting women. Just don't want to get into another relationship where I'm a therapist first and foremost. Career is taking most of my time lately and I enjoy it, so I'm going to continue doing it.

We have..............each other

no homo

Yesterday i met a girl, she asked me if i want to be her fuck-friend and she was pretty so i accepted. We'll meet monday and i'm a bit scared cuz i'm 20 and it's my first time. I don't feel like i'm ugly or something, i had a lot of gf but i'm too shy to go on and have sex, so the fact she was so explicit make me nervous. What should i do? Should i tell her i have experience to make her confy or tell her it's my first time? Or should i go with a prostitute sunday to make pratice?
Tell me about your first time and suggest what to do
Halp plz
TL;DR: first time i have sex, what to do?

>being 20
>playing bf3 and diablo3 every day 4 hours
>look like 13
>live with mom
>have no money and no friends
>hate every woman for being dumb
>have a small penis and cant fuck cause my back is fucked
>feelsbadman.jpg

>>360652535

Is this you
http://www.facebook.com/nordmark2

small wart on anus
going on 3 years

>>360653963

It's not fucking hard. Make your move, go with it, be confident that you'll last because it's your lack of confidence that will make you jizz to early, forplay first, tease like crazy, fuck like crazy, do multiple positions, have fun and don't be a bitch and bitch out or you'll regret it for the rest of your life.

>>360654012
no, but thats right name :S

>>360651665
you type >>

put two of those arrow and enter the text, don't space after the 2 arrow, so like >today i was jerking off

only put 2 ^^ >>today i was jerking off

>>360654012
>>360654012
>>360654012
No this is him.
http://sv-se.facebook.com/people/Alexander-Nordmark/701172466

womans are dumb whores
I didnt find someone to fuck momentarily

I'm not
/thread

Because
>Be 19
>Uni student
>Average body
>6"4
>6.5' dick
>Plenty of money
>Shy, but ssigourneyh/charming
>Got girls fighting for me
>Screwing a couple of girls in my block
>Enjoying being single

>18
>never had gf
>have rejected 14 girls
>nothing wrong with them
>don't know why i said no

>>360648651
Pretty much same except
>>8"dick
>>24 yrs old
>>GF but girls throw pussy at me i have to say no.

for 3 years
not since,
you could say since 08 tho, your call
op is a huge candy-assgot

>be 18
>a weak 5'8
>brown eyes, darkblonde hair (no sandroody-poo, arab, jew, roody-poo or asian)
>have blonde, cute 16 year old thin girlfriend
>many friends all across homecountry
>on grammar school with average grades from D's to B+'s
>have 5 rows in the 4 chan sex bingo

feel alpha as fuck

bf dumped me on tuesday lol what a cunt.

>Be senior in High School(I'm 18)
>body build above average
>Looks above average.
>Socially awkward because of my accent. Really, really bad self esteem around new people, and again, because of my accent.
>The only girl that I've been in love with left me about 80 days ago
>Still love her
>I'm the "nice guy". Never done drugs, and always there for people no matter what's the situation.
>Only ugly, fat, girls asked me out so far, though I chat 5 very attractive girls in facebook
>I didn't meet them yet, afraid that they will get a huge turn off due to my accent
>Lie to people.
>I'm poor
>Grades are horrible, especially math
>Friends slowly fade away.
>Can't get what I want

Well, it seems like I'm getting fucked more and more. I can't bring friends home, not even tell them where I live, because I'm poor.
The moments when I'm not awkward is when I'm with good friends(not considering them as "best friends" shit. I don't really have best friends). People can notice my accent only when I speak sentences. Sometimes they don't notice it, but when they do, I feel like their perspective of me changed.

/b/ wut do?

>Introverted, Reclusive, Unsociable, Loner.
>Spend ALL my free time alone in my room.
>Ignore/avoid/reject friends when they ask me to hang out.
>Feel a little self-conscious now that I'm 26 and still a virgin, working a shitty job with no future, have no money or interests or motivation/drive to better my self/my life.

I'm a decent (maybe even GOOD) looking guy. I get complements on my looks sometimes, have made out with some randoms at clubs and whatnot (the few times I've gone) and have had fairly attractive girlfriends in the past.... But, I dunno. I just like being alone too much. I get anxious around people or in places where there are lots of people. Being alone is just easier.

>>360653963
Just fuck her man

because it's so much better than being in a relationship

>I've been at my new school for 2 months and I still don't have any friends.
>I like a girl, but she thinks I'm a loser because I don't have any friends.
>She's right

>introverted
>maintaining relationships is tedious work in my opinion
>have one close friend and only a few acquaintances
>spend most of time at home
>have porn and fleshlight for sexual stimulation

>be not

>be 18
>joining the navy
>be a virgin
>scared of turning gay around so many men
>be a pessimistic elitist who scares women away

Im a homosexual teenager, still in school in the middle of Missouri. Do the math.

choose to be single

>>360647868
ARE YOU ME?

>semi-muscular, but have stretchmarks
>have a couple moles
>not good at keeping conversations
>deformed penis, keeping my confidence down
>dont ever make moves with girls because the above
>missed a recent shot to go out with a girl who liked me, now it seems like she doesn't give a fuck

Feel like shit now.

cancer with 19, tumor in spine with 24 (with some serious life long consequences), always a nerd, socially incompatible

Because I don't have a girlfriend, op. Haven't wanted one for a while. Too happy fucking around after the usual drama.

>be 21
>be a femanon
>hang out with the same two people who are a couple
>live alone
>have really high standards
>the only guy I ever liked is in Canada
>mfw

>usual "too nice for own good" bullshit
>Reclusive; Don't understand popular culture
>Nobody wants someone like me.

>be 19
>make chiptune
>everyone else in the scene in the area has a significant other
>I make the thrashy and hardcore stuff
>I would have better luck with women if I made candy-assgy music

> be female who is unsure of sexuality
> have depression and OCD
> just want to fuck and not have a relationship because I cannot properly attend to my own needs let alone someone elses

>Have neko fetish.
>Have cosplay fetish.
>Travel around the world setting shop at Anime conventions.
>Sex with beautiful young convention girls (no fattys)
>Motherfucking love my job.

>>360656864

Get your ass out to fucking Canada then. You're only 21 once make some god damn fun mistakes.

really enough green

>be 21
>attractive
>no job
>shy
>quiet
>too many girls are too fake for me

Because my girlfriend was a bat shit crazy slut that decided she wanted to fuck a douche bag behind my back after being together for 2 and a half years.

>23
>pulled self out of shitty place in life
>now have good social skills
>lots of friends
>college
>have girlfriend
>sex this morning

This thread always makes me smile

when you spell loser "looser" like all other BR retards & asians, yeah, that'll happen, OP.

Because I want.

>>360647536
>be 21
>attractive
>college student
>convicted felon
>mind control victim (yes truly), the kind that remotely manipulates your organs.

>Fuck the Government!

>lol age goes here
>social recluse
>if I made £100 a day, i spend 99 of it, broke.
>im not horrible to look at, but i consider my self below average

mfw I dont have the drive to go out and find somone any more.

'Cause I don't presently have a girlfriend, op.

My foreskin was taken from me when I was a kid and I believe that it ruined sex for me and threw me into endless depression.

>Be 21
>Be a little overweight
>Dated a girl for 2 years, broke up last year
>Only had sex a few times, she had issues.
>Be popular
>Income above average
>Living off of music sales
>Just never met the right girl, after a long list of dates
>Enjoying being single
>Still gets lonely from time to time
>Feelsokayman.jpg

I'm single because I'm ugly. That's all.

>>360656957
So in other words you are a fat fucking whale.

discovered that i only like really old wrinkly guys.... so basically i'm a sexual because having sex with old guys in socially unacceptable, because ppl would think i'm doing it for his money.... can anyone post pics of naked old guys for me?