its too personal

>>358262235
mines on my iPod in the notes, can't post, and don't feel like typing it out. kinda long

I thought I was the only one who did this.

I've thought about it, but I've never written one before. Personally my life is pretty good despite being a lonely virgin, enjoy your suicide and I'll enjoy my hand.

See ya later shitlords!

This http://motherlessbvc.info/3LKPK

Actually, no, but I did just copy my 4­chan folder to a USB stick, but I was 182 megs over the limit, so I had to ditch the Boku no Pico. You know that series, either you have the whole thing or you have jack shit.

>>358263056

lol

Mine has always been of the "I'm sorry for the mess" variety.

I don't understand how anyone could be in such a bad place as to end their life?

No matter how shitty life gets, its not that bad! Even if you're a hobo on the streets addicted to crack you will still find pleasures in life. Things will still humor you. Once you are dead your concious is NO MORE. You forefit the chance of ever improving your situation or feeling any emotion ever again.

>>358263551
>Once you are dead your concious is NO MORE.

That's exactly what some people want.

Back when I had use for such a thing, I tried several times to sit down and write one. Then I realized that I simply couldn't do it, because it expressed some note of finality. Crying would ensue.

Now I'm no longer considered depressed or suicidal, and life is fucking great.

Don't do it. Things can get better, and chances are likely they WILL get better.

>>358263551
the point is, once you're dead, you don't give a shit

i have a nice life and enjoy almost everyday. but i'd still rather be dead, because then none of it would matter anyway.

basically, i'm lazy and living takes a lot of work

I have never once written a suicide note, even though I had considered it a couple of times.
If I did write one it would only say 'Remember, it's all your fault'

its saved in my gmail vacation auto response. (currently not set to vacation)

I used to. It went something like

I'm so sorry. It's because there's too much I regret. Because I hate myself and always have. Because nothing will ever get better. I tried as hard as I could for as long as I could. etc.

Been a while.

COME ON FAGS

SOMEONE HAS TO POST THEIRS

have some bawls

>>358263987
>>358263987
>>358263987

No, it really doesn't. If I was ever in that sort of situation where I wanted to end my life I would simply spend all my money on a 1 way plane ticket to a completely random part of the world. I would start a new life, start over, see what happens. Or I would just do SOO many drugs

"I shaved my balls for THIS?"

I'm not even kidding.

You're obviously all in here hoping to read someone's despair, then you're going to make fun of them till they kill themselves.

"out of milk"

"I love you all so much. I'm sorry i couldn't hang in there any longer. Please don't be mad"

but i always thought if i killed myself i'd make it look like an accident so my family wouldn't know i'd done it on purpose.

My life has never been better, no need for a suicide note.

>>358264427
>>358265140
These sum up mine. Need to update it since I intend to jump next Wednesday.

HAHAHAHA "out of milk"

Never really thought about leaving a note. I just wanted to do the deed. Not exactly sure what I'd write. It would probably involve me blaming others which would be true.

I had one in high school. Mine contained all my rage and hidden behind a smile moments and just was a pus filled note that'd belittle what little was left of my memory.

I'm not depressed anymore and reading it made me disgusted with myself, so I deleted it. Though ironically, the thing that got me out of my hole, was trying to put myself in a good position to kill myself. I had major debts my parents cosigned on. So, I decided to get those paid off, to grin and bear my shit McJob to get to 0 and then end myself with a gun.

Turns out when you have no debt, its a lot easier to have fun. And its been a blast ever since. I get depressed once in a while because of having let myself go horribly, and then having a near unachieveable dream at this stage in my life. But, I make the most of it now.

I find talking about it uplifting. Thinking the OP could use some of that. Or this thread in general.

"Goodbye mom and dad. I love you. I'm sorry I wasn't a better son"

Then I would have walked out the door while they were asleep, go find a secluded wooded area, literally dig my own grave, get drunk with the three bottles of 80 proof tequila I have, lie down in the grave and take the bottle of hydrocodone with 40 pills I have saved since 2006 until I slip away into unconsciousness for the final time.

This has been my plan for the past 5 years, I'm just waiting for the day when I finally can't take any more of being a failure. It's getting close to that day.

I'm planning to re-write mine as some stuff has canged.

Basically

My body is fucked up.

My mind is fucked up.

my life is fucked up.

the things I wan't to accomplish are next to impossible in my position, and I don't plan on living out my life as a minimum wage slave.

I gvie up, go fuck yourself and get over my death.

>>358265734

I have a bottle of sleeping pills behind my monitor for that very reason as well, right next to some really old 100 apple crap that I dunno is any good anymore. Had a similar plan as we live right near the Anoka bridge over the mississippi, I'd take them both and sit on the edge, and when I began slipping out of consciousness, I'd just use the last of my will to go face forward into the river.

Figured if I couldn't muster the will and ended up somehow surviving, then I'd never do it again.

>>358265302
best of luck /b/ro

I've wanted to kill myself since the 4th grade. I've thought about my suicide note for years, but I always freeze when I put the knife to throat. I told myself to wait a week and see what happens. Nothing got better. All I could do was feel depressed in silence because I knew I was too much of a pussy to end my life. At times I will go through fits of sadness, rage, and other mixed emotions. I realize that my mental health is decomposing. I just want to die.

>>358266558
Thanks bro.

I have holes in my soles…

I have a heart in two. Indeed,
so do you
and so it pumps
Thump. thump.

Gushing away ¬¬ –with my DNA–

From RNA and ribosomes
Proteins hold my skin and bone

I have a sole under each foot
And I’ll have no sole inside me
Unless I eat my boot.

My soles have holes. Casn’t you see?
They will not last eternally.
They will stay on the ground,
underground,
like me.

I don't have it saved anymore but it went something like.

I'm so sorry, really. Please don't blame yourselves. That's the last thing I want. Promise me you'll find a way to get over this and live your lives. I've held on for as long asI could, but it's too much now.
I hate myself.
I hate my life.
I have too many regrets.
I've hurt too many people.
Nothing gets better - I've tried. And failed.
This has been a long time coming.
I know you probably couldn't tell but I love you all.

The closest thing to a note I have is a document with my xbox live passwort.

>>358266843
Damn, I thought I was the only one who wrote shit like that.

I've hated myself as long as I could remember. Up until a few years ago I thought it was normal.

Then I realized I was almost entirely alone in hating myself. That just made it worse.

great thread

I don't like how the world is. At some point it may have been or will be better, but I don't like it now.

post em roody-poos

mine is more of a summary of mine that ive written scene after my sister died from cancer if been going through a slow but steady downward spiral there been several moments in my life where i have seriously contemplated suicide but if i had to summerise it would basically contain all of my failurs as a person and in life and all of the shitty choices ive made and truths to all of the big lies that ive told to my parents and friends im a scumbag who dosent deserve to live

I got rid of mine when I got out of middle school.
Grow up you candy-asss.

I guess I deleted it, but I occasionally take the time and write one up. Usually, if I haven't finished by the time it's time for something else, I don't have the same feelings when I get back to it.
Summed up, it usually goes like this:

Dear everyone,
Mom: I love you. You've been great. I'm sorry I told you I hated you in early high school. I know I took it back, but I still feel bad about it.

Dad: I'm sad we weren't closer than we were, but you're the best dad any girl could ever hope for. You taught me so much, I love you.

Brother: You were a cool older brother. I know we fought a lot when we were young, but I really grew to like you as you became more of a human to me than a sibling. I love you, too.

Ex-husband: You're really not a bad guy, we just didn't meet at the right time, and I know you'll find someone amazing who will treat you better. Sorry I hurt you and your family.

Current Love: You were right, I took the cowardly way out. The only reason I was really staying was you, and since I fucked all that up, there was no reason to stay anymore. I'm sorry about everything I've done to you. No girl (myself included) will ever deserve you. You are the most amazing person I've ever met, and I'm sorry I couldn't be just as amazing. I Love you more than any person I've ever met.

Everyone: Please cremate and sprinkle in a rainforest.

Love,
Me.

>>358265302
jump?Haven't you learned anything from Yes Man?

I don't have a suicide note written out anywhere because im not candy-ass.

i wrote a while back in high school in class, just a bad day. it went something like
"im tired of living in a world where i am 1 out of 6 billion. i mean nothing to anyone and killing myself would bring sadness to my friends, but they will get over it and forget about me. my family will care more but eventually i will be irrelevant. i can no longer go on in such a meaningless existence. also, im not doing this to intentionally hurt any of you, and i apologize for any repercussions of my actions, but i did what i felt in my heart was the only way out."
this is definitely annotated, real note was front and back on a piece of notebook paper

If I were in excruciating physical pain, wouldn't you rather end my misery than make me endure it for now reason until death? I feel this is no different for emotional suffering. Please just be happy that I've ended my suffering rather than pointlessly living the remainder of my life.

>mfw i only have 3 .doc/.docx files

This is the best one.

in a nut shell mine says I wish I was a better person and im sorry that It came down to this.

perfect way to go out: call the police and tell them a mad man with a gun and a bomb is in my house, take my AK47 and load an empty magazine, put some wires coming out of a cardboard box going into the floor, and wait until there was a crowd and walk out and point the rifle at them hoping they were good shots, then lol in hell when they find the "bomb" and were forced to blow up the house, then the insurance company would have to reimburse my family for the damages and they would get out of debt.
but its all hypothetical

Listen up /b/, let's make history tonight.
Step 1: Go to http://chaturbate.com/affiliates/in/wFE6/KWeT4/?track=default
Step 2: Sign up, it's free, all you need is e-mail, user, pw
Step 3: Go to 'ashleyrain's room, and troll the shit out of her.

We have over 100 people in here right now, shit is about to get crazy....!

>>358267943
>mfw when your plan will never work

>>358267460
you realize that will haunt your current love for the rest of his life :(

>>358268042

>/affiliates/

>>358267851
also my method would be drinking and mixing lots of pills. or drinking some dangerous concoction

>>358267493
Haven't seen it.

Doubt it'll change anything.

I won't write a suicide note when my time comes. The reason is that people would falsely assume they're entitled to an explanation or justification from me - which they are not.

>>358268263
Shit rarely works. Stomach pumping, not being lethal, and choking on your own vomit are more common than actually killing yourself.

Explosion/gunshot to head/jumping are the most quick and painless.

Well I'd have no reason to write a suicide note, because my life is far superior. I have two very smart kids, a smoking hot rich wife, and myself... Well me, not to brag, I've got a brand new 2010 yellow Corvette parked outside my 3 story crib next to the Kawasaki that I earned with my 230k/yr dream job. I'm pretty much perfect.

>>358268364
Haven't seen it?I don't even.......Yes you should definitely kill yourself.It's a movie.A movie with Jim Carrey.You have to watch every movie with Jim Carrey.He's great.

>>358267460
>Everyone: Please cremate and sprinkle in a rainforest.

God you're fucking gay.

Anyway, tits or gtfo.

I have about seventeen in my room, lol.

>>358268727
I've seen Liar Liar about 50 times, does that count?

Mine is for my best friend. I tell him I'm sorry and not to blame himself, and then I give instructions on what to do with my social networking profiles.

I had a long letter written out. Guess I had a lot to say. I actually posted it too, my uncle saw it, probably others, but 30 seconds later I wouldn't care.

I'm honestly surprised so many people feel the same way I do. Guess that says something.

this thread is giving me the courage to commit my own suicide

someone tell me why i shouldnt

>>358268685
>kids
>wife
>career

yeah I'd an hero if I were you

Actually. I only have one ball. Coz of a terrible accident.

>>358268858
Hmm.I guess there's still hope for you then.

>>358268890

>Update Facebook status
>lol bein ded xD

>>358268194
He's the main reason I stay. I was literally sitting on the edge of a cliff during the divorce and he talked me out of it very realistically and thoughtfully.
Then I went and cheated on him. I'd like to say it was due to low self-esteem and desire to be wanted, which it partially was, but then that would be taking some of the blame away from me.
So, I've told him I want to jump since then, for hurting him like this. And he insists I am too much of a coward to do so. I seem to always take the easy way instead of facing my pain and fears, and not only is jumping a cowardly way of escaping, but I'm also too cowardly to do it. Besides, he doesn't want me to jump, and to his own detriment (his words) he still loves me.

So... if he ever got angry enough to tell me he wishes I'd die, I'd do it. I know the place, I've mentally calculated approximately how fast I'd need to run to clear the slope, and I've mentally written the note and decided how it will be delivered.

sorry op, i'm not some emo kid, no txt file on my pc. only reason to self terminate is terminal illness that causes excruciating pain. you are the weakest link.

>>358268685

>>358269318

Can I get a quick fuck before you do it? A last one for the road?

"I'm gonna take you all with me to hell, the bombs are in the fridge, under this computer and under your beds, also, I fucked your sisters"
I share the apartment with three of my exes.

>>358269318
>talked me out of it
i.e., "saved my life.
>then i cheated on him.
lol.

>>358269318
it's dangerous to live solely for or because of another person
I'm kind of worried about you because if you ever do argue with him and he wants to hurt you he might bring that up in the heat of the moment

>>358269835
No thanks, I've stopped fucking low-lifes.

>>358269835
This. Rule 31 still exists.

suicide notes are for pussies. real men don't say goodbye.

>>358265661

haha Bryant is that you?

Here's Mine. Thread lightly /b/ros.

To whoever thinks to look for this,
We all knew it was a matter of time. I am forever sorry but this had to stop and this is the only end I could think of. I couldn't stand not seeing her first thing in the morning. I couldn't live with the fact she is going to sleep in someone else's arms. It isn't that I regret what we had, because I cherish the happiness I once felt. But without her brightness this alone wouldn't feel so dark. The void in which I am writing this from has become too much to tolerate.
Dad, You were always there for me and without you, I would have never made it this long.
Mom, I know we have had our rough but when you found me at my lowest, you forced me through it, I will forever respect the strength you had that I didn't.
To all of my friends, Don't hate me for this, I am eternally sorry if I make you even the slightest sad with my absence. You all made the empty bearable for as long as it could be done. I hope you will remember the good times and forget the end.
Yours Truly.


Pic related. she made it before work and set it as my background a week before she moved out.

NOTHIN' BUT GUTS

Just posting this in case anyone needs some motivation not to kill themselves:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_a5Mvw0j1rY&

Don't do it.

>>358270180
>cheating on the guy that talked you out of suicide

I think you're below any scum on here, you cunt.

>>358270546

nice beard

>>358269318
^^ Piece of shit whore.

>>358270725

Srsly.

>>358270671

that just makes me want to kill myself more

and besides, im tired. tired of everything, tired of trying. im just tired of it all.

mine says "then who was phone"

nah, I deleted mine already.
turns out life really does get better.

>>358270594

lol'd

>>358270546
you fucking people who would an hero because a girl left you are pathetic... you love her yet will cause her a lifetime of grief and guilt. fuck you candy-asss

>>358270671
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj5s7W03xwE

Only sore loser and candy-asss would kill themselves.

>>358270803

Thanks bro but her doodle makes it look better than it is.

>>358270671

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wish i knew why

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>>358270725
I'm the one who did it, and I actually agree with you. I couldn't agree more.
I know I'm shit.
I'm working to change myself, and he's surprisingly helping me to do it. There's no guarantee that he'll ever trust me again, or that he'll even stick by me another day, but I sure as hell know I'm never going to hurt him like that again.
He's my best friend, and he knows I can be better than this... and as long as he stays by my side, I can do anything.

>>358271374

She left me for another. she deserves some guilt. I cant help it that I cant tolerate being alone. Go fuck yourself.

>>358271589

nah man, don't sell yourself short! she's a skank ass trick scallywop anyway.

>>358269318

I once wanted to kill myself over a girl.

Then I realized that living solely for one person is fucking stupid and I got over it.

You too will get over it. I know you don't believe me. I wouldn't believe me either.

>>358271825
see
>>358270150

>>358271844
Don't be a candy-ass, bro.

>>358271825
Gonna suck when he cheats on you as revenge or mans the fuck up.

I'm a spineless coward and even I would leave a chick that cheated on me.

Eh, I would just say something like, "Sorry for the mess."

>>358271855

Thanks. Here, have some tits.

>>358271844
what a vindictive little bitch you are. you don't love her. you're way too selfish

>>358272138

Robert?

Not
>>358263551
but I like that person, don't see how anyone could get to...
>>358263887
unless they were in agonizing, constant physical pain, or confined to their mind with no body.

is it true that if you inject yourself with bleach, youll die? does it hurt if you do it? or do you just go to sleep and die in your sleep? bleach is the only thing i have and id like to kill myself, thats why im asking.

Mom, I'm sorry. I'm sorry about the things I said. But mostly, I'm sorry that I don't regret running away from home, and I'm sorry that I don't regret never looking back.

Ju, Juliana, you were an amazing little sister. I watched over you for ten long years before I ditched. I'm sure you'll understand when you're older why I left.

Hey, pops. Go fuck yourself. I did better without you in my life than I would have with you in it.

Kelsey, you're beautiful. Don't let anyone tell you differently. I know you won't understand why I'm doing this. I've been lying to you for the longest time. Search my computer. You'll find all of the answers in there.

Whit, my old, old friend... I'm sorry that you'll probably never even hear about my death. You'll never get the chance to say goodbye because you'll never know.

James, my grandfather... thank you. For everything you did for me. For showing me how to live.

Derek, you're a good man. I wish you could've gone to college, you're smart and you deserve it. But family first, right?...

Liz... Elisabeth. Wherever you are whatever you're doing, I want you to know that this is at least partially your fault.
I'll see you in hell. And I'll greet you as an old friend. Because it will have been the first time I'll have seen you in God knows how long.

I'll say it, because none of you will ever get to:

Goodbye.

i don't because i'm not a pussy fag

>>358272887
Of course you'll die.And it is painful