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    4 KB Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)11:40:08 No.356488316  
    Simplify
    >> Cookie !CoOKieK7H2 10/03/11(Mon)11:40:49 No.356488377
    Wolfram Alpha
    bitch
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)11:41:22 No.356488430
    >>356488316
    42
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)11:41:47 No.356488472
    Do your own homework.
    Also >>356488377
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)11:41:58 No.356488482
    >>356488430
    LOL RETARD
    its 7.4
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)11:42:30 No.356488533
    x-8
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)11:46:53 No.356488977
    >>356488533

    I concur. x-8
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)11:50:12 No.356489324
    the donkey hat is in way can someone tell what numbers are in it
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)11:57:14 No.356490055
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    roodypoo
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)12:03:12 No.356490655
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    nonfaghot answer
    >> Cookie !CoOKieK7H2 10/03/11(Mon)12:09:26 No.356491292
    I'm ashamed of you fags
    let this 14-year-old do his own homework
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)12:09:41 No.356491314
    >>356490655
    Surprisingly readable for notepad
    High marks to you, sir
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)12:14:00 No.356491744
    >>356491292
    If you can resist a math problem, you gay. Mhmmmm...
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)12:19:12 No.356492245
    x-8.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)12:20:05 No.356492342
    X is equal to 8
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)12:21:02 No.356492428
    >>356492342
    Only if the entire equation is equal to 0, candy-ass.
    >> Cookie !CoOKieK7H2 10/03/11(Mon)12:21:49 No.356492503
    >>356491744
    It's clearly

    dy/dt = dx/dt + dy/dx + 3x^e^x + 3x*csc^2(x) + 9cos(w+at)^3

    but you fags let me know how real maths works out for you
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)12:22:36 No.356492585
    >>356490655
    This looks 'shopped...
    >> Neru !!1w71MODVJlH 10/03/11(Mon)12:30:17 No.356493279
    The first, if not the second too, can be divided out.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)12:31:10 No.356493364
    >>356492503
    1st year calc babby bragging unironically ITT
    >> Cookie !CoOKieK7H2 10/03/11(Mon)12:31:40 No.356493418
    Holy shit, what are you, all 16?
    inb4lrn2math
    >> Cookie !CoOKieK7H2 10/03/11(Mon)12:33:24 No.356493566
    >>356493364
    you're point being? so maybe I am a little drunk. What do you want to bet I'm better at maths than you?
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)12:35:21 No.356493754
    Reached limit of your intelligence on The Internet > Say you're drunk/high
    >> Neru !!1w71MODVJlH 10/03/11(Mon)12:35:35 No.356493775
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    >>356493566
    >>356493364
    Calculus is for losers. Discrete mathematics is where it is at.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)12:36:29 No.356493872
    "Say you're better at math than me in real life not on The Internet and see what happens."
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)12:36:42 No.356493891
    I'll just leave this here http://shrt0.info/QG5AKT
    >> Cookie !CoOKieK7H2 10/03/11(Mon)12:37:45 No.356493992
    >>356493754
    >>356493775
    >>356493872
    I'm still here
    What are you bitches proposing, because I'm completely serious
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)12:38:35 No.356494079
    >>356493566
    >you are point being?
    >maths
    >> Neru !!1w71MODVJlH 10/03/11(Mon)12:40:00 No.356494226
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    >>356494079
    Ignorant Americunt detected.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)12:40:51 No.356494310
    >>356494226

    gah my bad i posted in the wrong thread
    >> Neru !!1w71MODVJlH 10/03/11(Mon)12:41:36 No.356494383
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    >>356494079
    FYI, maths is short for mathematics.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)12:43:15 No.356494543
    >>356494226
    It's either "mathematics" or "math."
    Saying "maths" is a derangement of the English language.
    >> Cookie !CoOKieK7H2 10/03/11(Mon)12:44:03 No.356494632
    >>356494543
    No
    'math' is being an americunt
    shorthand for mathematics is maths
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)12:44:56 No.356494710
    >>356488316

    just derivate it
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)12:45:26 No.356494761
    The English have always been terrible at slang.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)12:45:50 No.356494799
    >>implying
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)12:46:37 No.356494867
    >>356494761
    You call this 'slang'? You really are a moron.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)12:46:47 No.356494887
    >>356494543
    Americunt suggesting the English are deranging their own language?
    >> Cookie !CoOKieK7H2 10/03/11(Mon)12:47:31 No.356494956
    >>356494543
    Besides
    WHO THE FUCK DERIVED MODERN MATHS
    NIGGER
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)12:47:42 No.356494980
    just factor everything and multiply by reciprocal/cross cancel
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)12:48:57 No.356495106
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Math_%28disambiguation%29

    Only reference to the word "maths" on the entire page is in reference to a few retarded places.
    No standard uses that word. It's purely vernacular.
    >> Neru !!1w71MODVJlH 10/03/11(Mon)12:50:01 No.356495212
    >>356495106
    Wikipedia is an American site.
    >> Cookie !CoOKieK7H2 10/03/11(Mon)12:51:11 No.356495315
    >>356495106
    I think you'll find they are refering to a couple of XML tags

    both math and maths redirect to 'mathematics' on wikipedia

    but still, you've been full retard and never recovered

    your point is?
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)12:51:21 No.356495333
    >>356494632
    As in everything Americunt's (such as myself) think their way is the only way, or at least the best, and everyone else sees the more common way as the status quo and proof of their own superiority.

    So we use slightly different words, get over it. The metric system rocks btw.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)12:53:52 No.356495597
    >>356495333
    also (x - 8)
    >> Ruby !!iPJbBu5S79g 10/03/11(Mon)12:54:29 No.356495661
    Well...

    ((10x^2 - 28x + 16) * (5x^2 - 41x + 8)) / ((2x - 4) * (25x^2 - 25x + 4))

    (50x^4 - 550x^3 + 1308x^2 - 880x + 128) / (50x^3 - 50x^2 + 108x - 16)

    I don't feel like going any further really...
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)12:55:01 No.356495703
    >>356495333

    >As in everything Americunt's (such as myself) think their way is the only way, or at least the best, and everyone else sees the more common way as the status quo and proof of their own superiority.
    No, the "best" way has nothing to do with nationality and everything to do with consistency.
    Mathfags are apparently shit at linguistics.

    >So we use slightly different words, get over it. The metric system rocks btw.
    Indeed, it does.
    >> Cookie !CoOKieK7H2 10/03/11(Mon)12:57:11 No.356495911
    >>356495333
    Yeah

    Now, consider. WHO THE FUCK DERIVED MODERN MATHEMATICS.

    Because it sure-as-fuck wasn't america
    >> Ruby !!iPJbBu5S79g 10/03/11(Mon)12:58:15 No.356496005
    >>356490655

    Fuck it's been a while since I've done this shit...

    I knew I was doing something wrong by doing shit the long way...
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)13:00:11 No.356496168
    >>356495911
    That is the dumbest argument ever.
    It is literally the typical Amerifag argument, but you're using it for England.

    Eat a dick, all the best mathematicians were gay Englishmen and an Indian.
    >> Cookie !CoOKieK7H2 10/03/11(Mon)13:02:27 No.356496339
    >>356495703
    And have I even touched on how badly ameicunts fail at a establish a basic system of units?

    Oh sure, we can derive everything from weight, length and time.

    Derp. FUCKING RETARDS LRN2FUCKINGSCIENCE
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)13:02:30 No.356496349
    >>356495661
    >>356496005
    I thought you were a trolling fairly well with that post.

    >>356495703
    Maths does make more sense, actually.
    >> Cookie !CoOKieK7H2 10/03/11(Mon)13:05:18 No.356496646
    >>356496339
    If you do this (I'm speaking to all the artards, about 60% of the Mechanical Engineers, and none of the Electrical Engineers in America)

    FUCK YOU. GTFO of the educated world. You opinion is invalid
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)13:06:55 No.356496794
    Go here next time

    http://dis.4ch­an.org/sci/
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)13:07:37 No.356496860
    >>356495911
    That is the dumbest argument ever.
    It is literally the typical Amerifag argument, but you're using it for England.

    Eat a dick, all the best mathematicians were gay Englishmen and an Indian.

    356496339

    >>356495703
    >And have I even touched on how badly ameicunts fail at a establish a basic system of units?
    You consider it a point against us for using your own system. lawl. Have fun mixing Imperial and metric while pretending you don't.
    "How much do you weigh?" "7 Stone."
    "The fuck? And how the fuck was that decided to not need pluralization. English..."
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)13:09:09 No.356497016
    >>356496646
    >Reads his own post
    >Can't believe how retarded what he's reading is
    >"Fuck you"
    >> Neru !!1w71MODVJlH 10/03/11(Mon)13:09:18 No.356497027
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    >>356496860
    Only cunts still use stone as a unit.
    >> Cookie !CoOKieK7H2 10/03/11(Mon)13:11:12 No.356497205
    >>356496860
    LEARN TO FUCKING PHYSICS or ENGINEER AMERICUNT. because, if you had, you wouldn't be mad
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)13:14:29 No.356497522
    >>356497027
    >Only cunts still use stone as a unit.
    The English: "cunts"
    I'm ok with this.

    >>356497205
    >LEARN TO FUCKING PHYSICS or ENGINEER AMERICUNT. because, if you had, you wouldn't be mad
    You literally don't have an argument. Also,
    u mad
    >> Cookie !CoOKieK7H2 10/03/11(Mon)13:16:59 No.356497754
    >>356497522
    Oh really?
    I am Mad. What do you do that involves a derivation of units? Because Americunts sure do fuck it up for educated world. Give me ONE [WLT] unit that is more useful than an [MLT] unit
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)13:20:41 No.356498104
    Poor baby had to admit his dialect is stupid and is baaaawwwwwwing
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)13:24:38 No.356498552
    >>356490655
    This is the stupidest thing Ive ever seen you queers
    If you need me Ill be busy getting another bitch pregnant
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)13:29:12 No.356499072
    >>356497016
    TheOnlyGoodPost
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)13:37:27 No.356499975
    ITT: One badly asspained tripfag who thinks knowing some basic math is impressive. Get back to us when you develop your own theorems babby. Regurgitating information is something anyone can do, creating new information is something that is actually noteworthy.
    >> Cookie !CoOKieK7H2 10/03/11(Mon)13:41:36 No.356500464
    >>356499975
    wow. So I can more-than-basic-engineering-maths
    And you are?
    >> Neru !!1w71MODVJlH 10/03/11(Mon)13:42:05 No.356500516
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    >>356499975
    I am not sure who you are talking about.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)13:43:02 No.356500645
    >>356500464
    >And you are?

    A guy who doesn't rage on /b/ about knowing how to preform addition. That's who I am. I'm also a guy who hasn't embarrassed myself in front of everyone going on a rampage with a trip attached.
    >> Cookie !CoOKieK7H2 10/03/11(Mon)13:46:41 No.356501059
    >>356500645
    You may not have noticed, but I get pissed off about the imperial system of units, not some special American math (although i do hate 'tards)

    You can't seriously be defending it?
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)13:48:13 No.356501242
    >>356501059
    You don't even know what you're arguing about.
    I'm almost starting to believe you *are* drunk because you couldn't possibly be this stupid.
    >> Cookie !CoOKieK7H2 10/03/11(Mon)13:50:32 No.356501493
    >>356501242
    Oh non sequitur.
    You either recognize that SI is the future, or you're fucking stupid.

    You're choice is?
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)13:50:40 No.356501511
    >>356501242
    Nah, man, a lot of engineers are like that. They specialize too much for their work over years and get shitty at communication and logic applied to other things.
    >> Cookie !CoOKieK7H2 10/03/11(Mon)13:53:24 No.356501796
    >>356501511
    I am an Engineer. A lot of Americunt Engineers are like that, and as you say
    > get shitty at communication and logic applied to other things.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)13:53:34 No.356501821
    >>356501493
    >SI is the future

    All systems of measurement are arbitrary, completely subjective.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)13:54:06 No.356501888
    >>356501493

    >Oh non sequitur.
    No, it isn't. Apparently, you've looked that term up, but forgot where it applies.
    >You either recognize that SI is the future, or you're fucking stupid.
    >You're choice is?
    >My choice is realizing that you're the only person in this whole thread that is arguing about imperial vs metric system and thinks everyone is talking about that.
    You're retarded. High-functioning, but retarded.
    Note the correct usage of "you're."
    >> Cookie !CoOKieK7H2 10/03/11(Mon)13:55:09 No.356502010
    >>356501821

    And your re-derivation of every dimensional physical constant using what is?
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)13:58:08 No.356502317
    >>356501821

    >All systems of measurement are arbitrary, completely subjective.
    Base-2 systems would be optimal for having the fewest number of factors, ensuring optimal conversion precision and best integration with computers.
    Base-10 (metric) is optimal for humans as having a shared set of factors across all units.
    Imperial is worst for having no common set of factors, least precision in conversion, and steepest learning curve.
    >> Cookie !CoOKieK7H2 10/03/11(Mon)13:58:28 No.356502354
    >>356501888
    > No.
    non sequitur applies to your telling me I'm to drunk to not know what i'm talking about


    >My choice is realizing that you're the only person in this whole thread that is arguing about imperial vs metric system and thinks everyone is talking about that.

    read the fucking thread. sure the original argument was about something else, but someone else brought this up, so i'm going to finish it
    >> Neru !!1w71MODVJlH 10/03/11(Mon)13:58:55 No.356502391
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    >>356501888
    FUCK YOU, I agree with SI being queen. Imperial can go fucking die, so can anyone who supports it.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)13:59:28 No.356502451
    >>356502010

    The amount of monkey anuses it takes to light a fuse of course.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)14:01:18 No.356502653
    >>356502354

    >non sequitur applies to your telling me I'm to drunk to not know what i'm talking about
    No, it really doesn't. You're retarded.

    >read the fucking thread. sure the original argument was about something else, but someone else brought this up, so i'm going to finish it
    "Brought this up" > "mentioned" (probably you, if I were to check, anyway)
    The only person ever *discussing* this in the thread has been you up until about 3 posts ago.
    You literally have no idea as to what the discussion is and cannot follow it at all.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)14:02:56 No.356502857
    >>356502354
    How would him telling you you're too drunk be a non sequitur? You said so yourself here...
    >>356493566

    In the scope of this conversation it is completely on point since you yourself opened the door for it.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)14:05:57 No.356503270
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    I like to duh lots'a science
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)14:08:36 No.356503610
    >>356502391

    I use the imperial system, and i am from europe.

    It's just what i was brought up with, and it makes more sense to me personally.

    I also use units from before the imperial system for certain things, like ells, balls and firlots.

    I think people being forced to use another system is like people being forced to use another language, as I am now.
    >> Cookie !CoOKieK7H2 10/03/11(Mon)14:08:59 No.356503653
    >>356502653
    So you're going to tell me what I meant to say in my own words are you? You telling me I'm to stupid to understand what my own argument is a damn logical fallacy, so I'm going to expose it as one

    I started this argument by bagging the shit out of American mathematicians and their system of units. IREGRETNOTHING.jpg
    >>356502857
    wow. way to change the subject. And learn what a fucking logical fallacy is, since that point seems to be completely lost on you
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)14:10:15 No.356503825
    >>356488316
    14, i'm sure of it!
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)14:10:42 No.356503871
    >>356503610

    Precisely. The system you use honestly has little impact in the big picture. Mathematics isn't going to fall apart because of it. That's not to say certain systems don't have more merit to them but just that it is a completely retarded thing to argue over.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)14:11:43 No.356504017
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    Here OP. Done in Maple 13.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)14:13:05 No.356504195
    x-8
    http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=%28%2810x%5E2-28x%2B16%29%2F%282x-4%29%29+%2F+%28%2825x%5E2-25x
    %2B4%29%2F%285x%5E2-41x%2B8%29%29
    >> Cookie !CoOKieK7H2 10/03/11(Mon)14:13:52 No.356504300
    >>356503871
    Fair enough

    Just remember what that the people who defined the world used SI
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)14:14:04 No.356504323
    >>356503653
    Hey, friend-o, if you're the only one arguing about something, and yelling at everyone about it, you're about as smart as some homeless crazy ranting on the street corner.

    You're also quoting another guy who referred to the other person you're quoting in the 3rd person (so it was obviously not him) and accusing him of changing the subject.
    You must be a shitty-as-fuck engineer if you can't understand reference.

    Also, you're about as handy with "logical fallacy" as you are with "non sequitur" so I'd leave those phrases in your past where you probably once knew how to use them.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)14:14:57 No.356504434
    >>356503653

    Are you a child? You argue like one. Your pathetic attempts at sophistry won't save you, you're just not that good at it. Trying to constantly shift between arguments and shades of meaning is making you look like a bigger fool than you apparently are. You've been caught by your own words now by multiple people. You bring up that you're drunk while arguing your point and even allude to it perhaps affecting your judgement and yet turn around and say that no one should then bring up what you said because it isn't relevant.

    So this either means one of three things:

    1. The most likely. You're stupid.

    2. That you being drunk has no importance in this conversation and thus since you were the one to originally bring up this fact you've shown that you're raising non-issues to obscure the discussion.

    3. That you being drunk has affected your ability to think logically and that you should be ignored.

    Regardless of which of the three it is: You being stupid, you being a liar, or you being drunk. The end result is the same, no one should listen to you.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)14:18:59 No.356504953
    >>356502317
    >Base-2 systems would be optimal for having the fewest number of factors, ensuring optimal conversion precision and best integration with computers.
    >Base-10 (metric) is optimal for humans as having a shared set of factors across all units.
    >Imperial is worst for having no common set of factors, least precision in conversion, and steepest learning curve.

    A well-reasoned argument for something.

    >>356504300
    >Fair enough

    >Just remember what that the people who defined the world used SI
    OMFG you are stupid.
    Appeal to authority and some Argumentum ad populum.
    You have the right answer, but not the faculties to understand why it's the right answer.
    >> Cookie !CoOKieK7H2 10/03/11(Mon)14:22:43 No.356505395
    >>356504434
    Wow. Did you even read what I said?

    get a fucking scientific education, because attacking you're opponent does not discredit their argument. something you ought to know. NON SEQUITUR.

    Tomorrow, I'll be sober, and tomorrow, the SI system will still be the almost universally system for the derivation of scientific units, while the imperial system will be the bastard child of illiterate americans, left to die in the wilderness, with no actuall use
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)14:25:55 No.356505765
    >>356505395
    You are Don Quixote fighting windmills that are supporting the imperial system of units.
    Tomorrow you might be sober, but I think your retardation goes deeper than that.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)14:26:19 No.356505808
    >>356505395
    >get a fucking scientific education, because attacking you're opponent does not discredit their argument

    Implying that science and philosophy are even close to the same thing.

    Whose attacked you? Better yet what makes you think you're anyone's opponent?

    The post you responded to addressed a core issue: Namely your credibility. Simply put: Why argue with a fool? You've said you're inebriated so that would have a direct impact upon your ability to craft a cogent argument. Why even address the argument when it is clear that its source is flawed or in your case drunk.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)14:29:33 No.356506253
    >while the imperial system will be the bastard child of illiterate americans
    wut
    lrn2history
    I think people are on to something when they say you're retarded.
    That's "you're retarded," not "your retarded," btw.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/11(Mon)14:30:11 No.356506339
    Simplify. M'kay.

    It's a math problem.

    Next please.



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