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Zdravstvuite /b/, my name is Vladimir Borisov.
I'm
a 27 year old American Rusophile (soviet fan for you capitalists). I
Work and Labor on my assigned camp, and spend my days drinking Vodka and
playing superior Soviet games. (S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Cryostasis)
I
train with my Avtomat Kalashnikova every day, this superior weapon can
Pierce through steel because it is used over fifty years, and is vastly
superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my Avtomat license two
years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak
Russian fluently, both Drunk and the Sober dialect, and I write fluently
as well. I know everything about Russian history and their vodka code,
which I follow 100%
When I get my Russian visa, I am moving to
Moskva to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their
magnificent culture. I hope I can become a laborer for Zavod
Kalashnikova or a vodka drinker!
I own several soviet uniforms,
which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I
move to Russia, so I can fit in easier. I drink with my elders and
seniors and speak Russian as often as I can, but rarely does anyone
manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Russia! |