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10/01/11(Sat)10:26:24 No. 356145450 When
in the course of /b/tard events, it becomes necessary for Anonymous to
break free from the shackles of oppression set forth by the Furfag the people's champions of newt gingrich .org. They have plundered our posts, and deprived us of our jailbait. They have forced upon us their twisted ideology of "Furry Fandom." They have deprived us of our ability to fight our enemies, forcing us to submit to the wishes of the Furfag overlords. In
every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the
most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by
repeated bans from our homeland. A Prince, whose character is thus
marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler
of a free anonymous. We, therefore, the Representatives of the
Anonymous States of /b/, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of
the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by
Authority of the good Anonymous of these Colonies, solemnly publish and
declare, That /b/ is, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent
States, that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the newt gingrich Crown, and that all political connection between /b/ and the State of newt gingrich ,
is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent
States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace contract
Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which
Independent States may of right do. — And for the support of this
Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine
Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and
our sacred Honor. We are Anonymous. We are /b/. Our home is no longer on newt gingrich . In these times of unrest, we have formed the State of 7chan.org as our new sovereign nation on the World Wide Internet. Signed, Anonymous