Hey /b/, look what I found. What the fuck is it?chaos.oc.to/SON/Is this for people to fap to....or cats? It's fucking Japanese so who knows... Google Translate made me think it was actually FOR cats, in the About page. Either way I fucking loled at the porn DVD.For your regurgitating pleasure, here is Google Translate's translation of the porn DVD description:Uhotsu! I paw.And it has been riveting, cat grooming and suddenly he began to loose ...!What do I ride this invitation?After last Mofumofu, maybe go back again!But it is the cat's belly. 撫Dero invite! !
>>355736936the fuck am I reading
>Is this for people to fap to....or cats?Sounds like it from what it says on the box. The guy "narrating" seems to be pretty turned on by the cats' paws
>>355736936OP has already placed an order.
God dammit, Japan.
>>355737183That's not the narrator. It's just Google Translate's half-assed attempt at translating the order page's description. We need a weeaboo to properly translate this.
I'll just leave this here http://shrt0.info/JQMBJW
>>355737133this
>>355737595Why don't you retarded virus spammers do something productive for once and infect Soft On Nyanko?
nice find OP, im fapping like a maniac right now
Looked at the website's product pages. Each DVD seems to have some bizarre theme. Such as- Cosplaying cats- Cats outside- Paw closeups- Kittens- Cats lying on their backs- Cats with their backs turned- Closeups of cats mouths- Cats inside objects like buckets and boxesWhat the fuck is the point of all this?
I'll just leave this here http://shrt0.info/QWQPIW
>>355738180Shit, I so want all those on my DVD shelf.
>>355737542You misunderstood. I am that weeaboo. By narrator I mean the text on the box - the guy's all like "ooh nice paws" and then the cat starts [stroking himself]? not sure about that word but he's doing something with his 手(hand) anyway
>>355736936
Man I love cats! This would be perfect for me. Oh I just love staring at their paws, how they cats look at you while they lie on their backs. For Christ sake this is perfect. Thank you OP!
>>355738486Can you translate the product page then? The description, that is.http://chaos.oc.to/SON/products/NYAN-011.html
I'll just leave this here http://shrt0.info/C67F0G
And from this day "CP" is "Cat Porn"
>>355738694You're welcome, you filthy fucking asshole.
Bumping for translation...
Google Hot Nude Cats. This mock cover is from their spoof site.
>>355738841>>355738841Whoa dude calm down I merely stated I love cats. Why offensive? It's not like I fuck em...yesh.
Apparently this one is "Tiny teenager erotic foreplay Taro luster". Man, my cock is threatening to burst through my jeans.
That's just a joke. Like the brazzers pictures.
>>355739099Nooooo... DVD looks too well done for that site though. I can tell from some of the pixels. Also, it's in Japanese.
livenudecats.com
>>355739366>>355739366I don't want to live in this world any longer.
I'll just leave this here http://shrt0.info/3LCWU
>>355739099No you moron, I took this straight off the website's product page. It's legit.
>>355738765Uho! Nice paws!As soon as the cat's paws steal my gaze, the cat starts lewdly "grooming" himself...!Should I answer to the cat's advances?It'll be the end for me if I start stroking it, I won't be able to go back!But, the cat is lewdly inviting me to stroke his stomach...!
>>355739366Title of that one is 'Bewitching young beauties'. Knowing Chinese pays off again!
I'll just leave this here http://shrt0.info/SUIYIY
>>355739548Oh Jesus that's perfect(ly disturbing). Have three internets, anon.
torrent?
>>355739471>>355739416>>355739099None of you candy-asss looked at OP's link did you?
I'll just leave this here http://shrt0.info/F7RIK
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I'll just leave this here http://shrt0.info/CXNMFD
>>355739548
I'll just leave this here http://shrt0.info/180RFV
I'll just leave this here http://shrt0.info/YQR6E
>>355739994>>355739951>>355739897>>355739858>>355739817AHHHH! Zombie cat sex! Good job raping the thread there, anon.
>>355740204are there any cumshots?
I'll just leave this here http://shrt0.info/2P7HFG
mfw The zoophiles raped the thread.
>>355740301Nope, they only seem to go when they're in.
>>355740404is this .... your first ime here on forchon?
>>355740493Oldfag of 3 years. It's just that the zoophiles always get me.
ok... i dont get it.. /b/ loves comic book pictures of animal sex, mostly gay animals having gay sex. but then japan comes of with some sick shit of actual cats banging each other and /b/ has a problem with this?dont get me wrong its disgusting and so is all that fur shit. but what the fuck is your reasoning /b/? how can live cats be different than gay animal comics?
>>355740729Then you're quite a shitty oldfag.
>>355740485BIG cat.
>>355740729guise we got us a certified newcomer here - lets give him a warm welcome, shall we
I'm a kitten and WTF is that?
>>355740729>oldfag of 3 years>oldfag 3 years>newfag
>>355740822I'm a furfag and I think this is absolutely TERRIBLE.
>>355740994really? i would think that furfags would be into this kinda wierdness
Oh and we haven't struck zoophilia yet, this would be it.
>>355741112i guess that guy wanted to get an early start on his bucket list?
Cats have such tiny dicks.
>>355741279Good observation.
>>35574110899% of furfags HATE zoophillia with a passion, because everyone always accuses them of it.
>>355741430So furfags are just massive hypocrites then.
>>355741585Yep. I take it up the ass from my dog every evening.
>>355741585He's into zoo, I'm also a furry.
thank you OP.You are a hero of the internet and we need more of your kind.
either way they are fucked up in the head.. how is jerking off to pictures of drawn animals different from jerking off to pictures of animals?queers
