Eternal Summer: Brought to you by Bernkastel and other tripfags
>>354809850God you're a NERD. Horo will always be cooler.
I am at your side.
>>354808994See, I didn't say anything mean this time
e-t-ernal s-summer?
bern is this a furry thread
Quite.
>>354810343you best start believing in furry threadsyou're in one
>>354810220Horo plays leeg of losers. Your point is missingno>>354810267Yay Kermy!
>>354810443Target sighted.
>>354810302Thanks.
>>354810320Forever and ever and ever>>354810343Yeah, I know
>>354810482Fuck, got me.
I fucking love non-Alice tripfag threads
hi furfags. please go to hell.
>>354810825i thought we were tripfags?
>>354810583I can be nice when I try. It just kills my soul>>354810719Bernkastel 1You 0>>354810790Even super slow ones?
i forgot TO MENTION MY OBSESSION WITH COCKIM IN THE GRASS LUKEIM IN THE GRASS LUKELUKE MANIM IN THE GRASSI CAN'T WAIT TO PUT IT IN MY MOUTHUP MY CRACKIN MY ASSI WANNA CHOKE AND CHOKEON A COCKTONIGHT
I'll just leave this here http://shrt0.info/QUCNVB
>>354810825wow you're smart
>>354811022Curious.
>>354810983Yeah, exactly>>354811022But I don't do these things...
>>354811022You can have mine then.
>>354811010Those are the best ones
poop poop poop poop poop
*lurks in shadows*
>>354811214Penises everywhere>>354811218Really? The slowness hurts me sometimes
I brought some Gatorade to keep us hydrated. Who brought the snacks for the circlejerk?
harro?
>>354811519They eat their own cum. Nothing is needed.
>>354811010But you post on newt gingrich.
>>354811519I've got donuts!
>>354811384Lurk harder>>354811519Gatorade has so many calories
>>354810825SIR I AM NOT A FURFAG I AM A HOMOSEXUAL 57 YEAR OLD MAN LIVING IN HIS MOM'S BASEMENTPLEASE RESPECT MY POINTS OF VIEW ON UNNATURAL BLUE HAIRED ELVEN WOMEN
>>354811470Really? I like slow threads. Fast threads often feel like a clusterfuck of (insert apropos noun here)
>>354811700hatorade, then? w/ vodka?
>>354811214Gross.also>shaved pubesohshitroody-poowhatareyoudoing.jpg
>>354811804tell me berk's trip. i want to be loud and obnoxious too.
>>354811599Hi Reps>>354811619Yeah, isn't that what all the cool kids do?>>354811804Oh man, now you're actually taking my images
>>354811700But I might pop a blood vessel if I lurk any harder!
>>354811977Berk, I'm about to do the same thing anon is doing.
>>354811977Hola Bern. How's it going tonight?
>>354811925You can have the other end then.
>>354811884I feel better when I post more. This is picking up anyway>>354811886I never even sip it>>354811925Shaved is best though>>354811951#trip
PLEASE RESPECT MY BLUE HAIR OBSESSION, <---- THIS IS WHAT I WANT IN A WOMANISN'T SHE BEAUTIUS? FUCK TITTY BALLS ASSHOLE COCK IN MY NIGGER BALLS TITIES OF STEEL ON MY ASS HOLE OH YES STICK THEM IN AND TWIST THEM
I'll just leave this here http://shrt0.info/YFF80T
>>354811925mmmm.... shaved pubes
>>354812012Do it anyway>>354812114Fine...>>354812175Just got home, having a little drinky poo
>>354809850>mfw I've been arguing about US politics over the debate tonight in Canada with the Canadian militaryI have no real country.
I have testicles and they are sweaty.
>>354811977All the cool kids do ebaums
I KNOW AM TOO OLD FOR YOUR TASTES BUT PLS BERN TAKE ME AWWWYE
>>354812421Just got home, from work?
>>354812376How nice>>354812436Umm, what do you mean?>>354812505What about tumblr?
>>354812243women yes, men no.
>>354812449It happens to every man eventually
>>354812662Yea that too, but mostly ebaums
>>354812539Hey Reo.>>354812662I think I might find you trying to be nice more irritating than the alternative.>>354812691stfu
>>354812640Yepp!>>354812691But I don't like hair
>>354812539You look like a huge candy-ass.
MY BALLS HAVE THE SOLIDITY OF A THOUSAND DIAMONDS.
>>354812835That he does.
>>354812662Canadian citizens care much more about the US political scene because it affects us a lot (especially the military) while the Canadian elections don't mean shit to any of us.
>>354812796Is ebaums like google?>>354812812Noted>>354812938In what?
lolol I'm Bern and I like poobuttsjk i tricked you all haha i am so clevr
>>354812964>>354812835Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the samefag!
>>354812986Well America is like, the most important country in the world right?
>>354812822>Free from the grind>4chamzAlso, hello to every other tripfag I know that's in the thread. :D
>>354812812Hai :3
I'll just leave this here http://shrt0.info/0FX0R2
>>354813199Two days off in a row. Gonna be so great!
>>354813199>greetingsThis is why you and every tripfag in here are fags.
MY BALLS ARE MADE OF DIAMONDDIAMONDS ARE THE HARDEST METAL IN ALL OF E-Q WESTIA
>>354813475Why hello there
I'll just leave this here http://shrt0.info/C2224A
>>354813177Defiantly, but we like... don't even realize that our elections are going on unless we accidentally hear it when the sports radio station interrupts hockey or football for some announcement. No one votes here...
>>354812822Men's bodies are supposed to be ugly and utilitarian.Built to get shit done and get the fuck out.Shaved genitalia stands in direct opposition to this.That said, I admit, I take pride in trimming the hair on my nugget pouch.It's like fine shrubbery.You take care of it.Don't burn the motherfucker down.
>>354813475I hate them as much as the next guy but calling them fags over greet someone is a bit of a stretch.
I'll just leave this here http://shrt0.info/S9OSBA
>>354813664voting is gay anyway
>>354813665You probably won't like my order either.
>>354813475This is our thread anyways, why are you bitching?
>>354813806>voting>gayVoting and gay are not the same thing and have no relation towards one another.
I'm just here for the Nymphs
>>354813664Who are you voting for?>>354813665But pubes don't help you do stuff!
>>354813921Because this is our board and we run it how we like.
>>354813837awwwwwwwyeah>>354813953WHY WON'T YOU LOOK AT ME WHEN WE MAKE LOVE
>>354813837I'm not sure how well you'd pull off the whole "trap" thing, Mr.Scales.
>>354813935Me too!>>354814038I bought newt gingrich though...>>354814054Because I don't like your face
>>354813953They help avoid chafing if you're moving your legs a lot.>>354814038I'm not saying you aren't allowed complain, but if you don't like it, why are you in this thread?
>>354813586Hey Bern
>>354814295Hmm. I would have never thought of that
>>354814208Put the hot dog down your throat and pull it out. Then repeat constantly.
>>354813806I'll vote if it actually makes a difference. In Canadianistan, we are all commie hippies. We have parties that align themselves on the basis of who bought lunch yesterday, it's like the goddamn tribal conflicts in Somalia, shit doesn't even make sense.
>>354814208I assume you've watched the show?I wish it kept going...
>>354814160:> The army grows>>354814208BUT I LOVE YOU
Very samefag in here. Having fun changing trips and talking to yourself much?
>>354814160We'll see. Can't hurt to try.
>>354814295But I'm not a fat lard who doesn't exercise. Seems like you'd know a quite bit about thighs chafing from movement though.
>>354814623Obviously
>>354813953What Gay said.also, what pray tell, would removing the hair help accomplish?
>>354814719Not having itchy balls.
>>354814643
>>354813953In the American election? Ron Paul. In the Canadian election? I always vote for the libertarian party here. In Israel, I haven't voted yet since I haven't been over there after I turned voting age.
>>354814431Hello hello>>354814485No thanks!>>354814488Every vote counts [sarcasm]>>354814505I haven't actually finished it unfortunately, Funimation blocked it where I was watching it>>354814607I don't even know you
>>354814607
>>354814687I've posted my nude pictures repeatedly... I weigh like 120-125 pounds.>>354814947I snickered.
>>354814719Swimming faster?>>354814886I don't usually vote
>>354814900Wanna play with me?
>>354814900Well that's unfortunate
>>354814947newt gingrich traps of any kind are never passable, just men in wigs.
>>354815151Play what?>>354815165Yeah, I know someone who said they're gonna play it in a livestream for me
>>354814803>not itchyhave you ever shaved your balls? it itches like a motherfucker.>>354814643I demand pics.>>354814844I don't even either
YOU GUIZ! WAITwait for it....wait for it...
>>354815350Next weekend. Amazon fucked up and sent to wrong address
>>354815130There's really no point... I always like to think that a citizens voting power is in the chamber of a rifle, but that's just me.
>>354815350>shavingOf course it does. I use some sort of wash that makes the hair fall right off.
>>354815317Ahhh well that's goodI watched it off animecrunchif that helps at all
>>354815523I tried to nair my balls once. Worse mistake I have ever made. It lit them on fire.
>>354815350I've been shaving my balls at LEAST weekly for 6 years. Sometimes my ass too.>>354815523I thought that depilatory creams didn't work on pubes because they're too thick?
>>354815486I live in MA, and electoral college basically dictates that my vote is for a democratic president>>354815665They started streaming it right now without me!
>>354815755I meant to post my dick again to demonstrate...lol same 5 picturs over and over.>>354815897fuck yeah massholes unite
Am I the only heterosexual in this thread?
>>354815317With my kitty.
>>354815997Post
>>354815997DamnThat's a nice cock
>>354816153I doubt it, but you sure as hell are outnumbered.Does this bother you?
>>354815897true but you can always try and influence the democratic primaries and try and make the democratic party more... democratic. :P
Sup guys.I brought beer. Lots of it.
>>354815997Only thing I ever voted for in MA was to remove the sales tax on alcohol>>354816284I don't really like cats>>354816596Blahhhh so dumb
>>354816153100% hetero my friend.
>>354816396?>>354816525What do you find nice about it? I have found that people think it's larger than it is because they don't realize how small my body is.
I'll just leave this here http://shrt0.info/QD6GH4
lol, so i found this shit on removing pubeshttp://www.veet.us/sensitive-body-areas.php
>>354817045Rockin 9 inches yo!
>>354816284
>>354817211Obligatory "Pics or it didn't happen."
>>354817045DunnoJust looks cuteLike how it curves upward :3
Who is this?>
>>354816969politics, my friend. politics.
>>354817375oh no, I'm much too shy.That was my over-exaggeration of your dick though.
>>354817454Banana dick?
Retarded question here, why do you guys use tripcodes, just curious.
>>354817534Oh well, as long as it doesn't totally ruin my life I don't care much
Oh, hewwo everyone. :3>>354817497That's Martha Stewart's avi.
>>354817375lol, I saw you getting pissed off at Alice earlier.
>>354817454I kinda wish it didn't but it doesn't bother me.>>354817570Oh, I thought you were talking about yours.>>354817601Whateverman, there isn't much I can do about it.>>354817760Because my tripcode is what makes my name so awesome. I'm not actually worried about being impersonated.>>354817908I went in that thread because I recognized you - It's not like I said anything nice.
>>354817683Nah, I'm more of a modest guy if you catch my drift.>>354817854PRINCESS!<3Sup yo?
>>354817683I've seen you like two times.Both times you were posting pictures of your penis.;__; WHY?
>>354817854Will the Princess play instead?
>>354817683It's nice like thatWish mine curved like yours :3>>354818017Cool double post
>>354818017I see. Thank you.
>>354818110>modest guy>not a whore>imokwiththis>>354818117I don't know.Also I don't think I've replied to this many people in one post before. >>354818017
>>354818110Harro, Repede!Nothing is up, thank you for asking. :3How about yourself?>>354818195:o Maybe! Play what?
>>354818117can i show you my penis
>>354818222Oh, lol.I was wondering why it said "duplicate file entry detected"... I'm not paying attention to what I'm doing.
I... I don't know which tripcode to use today.
>>354818017>it's not like I said anything nice...So? Am I supposed to impressed that you came into an Alice thread solely to be a douchebag?
>>354818438With me!
>>354818463I would love you more if you didn't, Anonymous!
>>354817780Oh all politics ruins your life, it's just that it ruins most people's lives equally, so you don't really notice it. Whenever I serve overseas, the amount of money I make tax free just.. makes me so happy.
>>354818355>2011>Not a whore>Everything went better than expected>single.jpg>>354818438Just the usual back and forth with people. Nothing out of the ordinary. :D
>>354818485Haha
I'm still here sorta, but watching anime so like... Yeah
>>354818685As long as I stay oblivious I don't mind
Excuse me while I try out my new disguise.I hear it's infalliable.
>>354818705It was my boyfriend who originally wanted those pictures. I can't say I didn't enjoy taking them, but I don't consider myself a narcissist.
>>354818671well this is a dilemma
>>354818705I'm looking for good threads, and listening to music.>Nothing in the department of good threads ;__;>>354818747>Implying anyone caresHawawa.
>>354818878yeah but when you study politics, the economy, and travel around the world shooting people... it makes you depressed. Cherish it my friend. Cherish the ignorance.
What is this candy-ass shit
>>354819131I learned that ignorance was bliss. So what I thought I'd do is become totally ignorant
>>354818956Well...I've posted my dick once here.I don't consider that whorish. Some anon said they would suck it. I take compliments unbiasedly so I can't say it was a negative experience. But I refrain from multiple occurrences.
>>354819030There's no dilemma, Anonymous!It's simple!>Don't show me your penisI love you!>Show me your penisI pretend you don't exist. :3
>>354819360>I've posted my dick>I don't consider that whorish.
>>354819360I get compliments too and I laugh at some of the negative comments. I keep posting the same pictures of and over again and I'm waiting for people to get severely irritated with me.You should post yours again...for me.>>354819526> costanza.jpg> 2011> I got nothing
>>354819316meth?
>>354819378Quick! Everyone show your penises!
What a long strange trip it's been.
>>354819758I need no substance to be ignorant
>>354819526So true George>>354819631lolI may sometime. But I wont be tripfagging if it happens again. :DGotta love mystery.
Avatarfags > TripfagsAlso...This Avatarfag is bored:(What do?
>>354819875
>>354820036avatarfags are a subset of tripfags, but I guess you don't have to use a trip.
>>354819995
>>354819995Hi Kon, how was your ban?>>354820036But the combination is stronger
>>354819875Please don't... :c>>354819995Hewwo, Kon. :3I don't know what trip you're talking about, but was it fun?>>354820036Get a tripcode, ish pretty fun!
>>354820024hmm. skills. nun chuck skills.
>>354820036Drink. A lot.Pay no attention to the floating droor in the corner of the room, it's totally normal.
>>354820227Technically namefags, tripfags, and avatarfags are separate groups, but there is some overlap. It's one of those Venn diagrams with three intersecting circles.
>>354819995Hi Kon. :3
>>354820543I know, I pride myself in this skill
>>354819378must... not... show... penis
>>354820227Trips are for lame people>>354820417Combination? >>354820522I could but I don't come here, to these threads often
>>354820417>>354820522Weird, I went outside.It sucked.
>>354820649I guess I'm in the dead center of that Venn diagram.
>>354820798Oh, it's just Sui>>354820815Sounds awful
>>354820668Yo.
I'll just leave this here http://shrt0.info/F0G7NF
>>354820899I do it sometimes too, but I'm feeling lazy.
>>354820687I thought your pride from your footjob skills?Was that you or Kokonoe? I can't remember.
>>354820945T'was.
>>354821150You can have more than one skill you're proud of.
>>354820695Yes, fight the unnatural urges!>>354820798Trip outside of these threads, it's even better. ;D>>354820815>OutsideIf I had a picture of Konata vomiting, this would be the time to use it. But I don't... So pretend this is a picture of Konata vomiting, please!
>>354821116True laziness is when you never take off your tripname because it would require typing to use again.
>>354821150I feel like you shouldn't have known that
>>354821340Only because you asked, Haiku.
>>354820945Just Sui? What's that supposed to mean?
Avatars are for fun. They offer reaction images that at once provide a theme and give flavor to your posts, making them stand out. A trip becomes necessary if you think you will be impersonated or if you feel the desire to have an internet reputation.I don't have a trip, though I do have a unique avatar. Even if you form an opinion about me, you'll never really know if it's this poster on the other side of the screen, or some joker with these same images. The price I pay is that uncertainty because no one will ever feel as certain or as close to me as they would if I had a tripcode. This is not a price at all, but rather an advantage, to me.
>>354821150It's a wolf, lets fuck!
>>354821508It means your contribution to this thread is not novel or interesting in the least.
>>354820815>I went outside>I played vidya gamesfix'd.
>>354821508It is what it is>>354821558>implying my trip stops impersonation
>>354821558Again I just use a tripcode because it's awesome. I would like to see someone impersonate me, anyways. It would be interesting.
>>354821941Who would want to?
>>354821384And why not?>>354821606I feel like I should get to know you first...I don't even think we've met before and already you want my dick. I'm honored really...but I like to converse a little first.
>>354821817Only one, for fifteen minutes.Truefax
New thread>>354822197
>>354821941I always posted anonymously but started putting up an avatar as a shout-out to people who knew me. I only started using a name and tripcode at times because it's so much more pretentious and pisses people off.
>>354821941Also I experiment with different trips, so all you'd need to do is get one that starts with 'Faggot' to be convincing.>>354822377Yeah I really going into RANDOM threads and avatarfagging. Most people ignore it but one or two get angrier than the sun is hot.>>354822029dunno
