wait, what?

Surely he can make a living out of DeviantArt, selling Sonichu paraphernalia!

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=Robert-Chandler&pid=153539600

>Instead of flowers, you may make monetary donations to his widow, Barbara Chandler and son, Christian Chandler.

the tugboat keeps a chuggin'

>>352972304
Passed away on the 6th. So Chris's family just lost a huge source of income, and the one person who was holding their broken home together. Essentially, shit just got real for him. He has to grow up, because his mom sure as fuck can't hold down the fort.

He a fucking ugly ass 30 year old virginfag hermaphrodite child minded cunt no one give a fuck

Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.
4 September 1927 - 6 September 2011

>>352972426
Who do you think is really going to give money, though? The family was pretty much shut in for the past 5 years, their church will only do so much, and the other children are estranged. You think the trolls will give money? Pfffft.
>>352972592
Can't help but feel bad for the dude, as fucked up as he is. It's just kind of natural for humans to feel empathy.

I hope you guys trolled the fuck out of him.

>>352971960
This is the greatest achievement of his life. He thinks he's famous because of this.

wow, that's fucking crazy. i was around for that shit. sad to hear the old man go.

I'M GOING TO CUT DOWN THAT INTERNET

>>352972939
>Can't help but feel bad for the dude

Really? I mean, it was HIS idea to wear a man-bra in public with "WANT WOMAN" written on it to attract da ladies, no trolls planted that

the horror.

Can't wait for sonichu.com to come back up and the real trolling to begin.

Christian Weston Chandler here. Instead of flowers you may donate LBP2 DLC to my PSN account to show your condolences.

also pic related, new man of the house.

>>352973310
Why. In God's name. Did you save that. Of all pictures, you saved that. Jesus fucking christ, you candy-ass roody-poo.

>>352974150

>>352974280
I've got worse

>>352974150
Let's be honest, he'll have two choices:
1.) Spend what windfall he gets from Bob's SS on HEALTHY FOOD, GOOD DRINK, AND JUST NECESSITIES
or
2.) Buy more vidya, sex dolls, and sex toys. Which do you think is more likely?

white tomgirls can't jump

>>352973310
Yeow

Did he actually had a tat on his (dripping) cock?

>>352974974
I thought that, for Chris anyway, HEALTHY FOOD, GOOD DRINK, AND JUST NECESSITIES meant PS3 downloads he'll never play, sex dolls he'll wear out and have to replace, vintage cartoon porn, and Golden Corral

>>352974726
broken dick
because of sonichu masturbation

he won't lose his virginity
ever

>>352975621
he drew Sonichu on it

who? and before you answer, I don't fucking care.

all I know is you're posting pictures of a retarded looking manchild in a room full of kids play things. is he some sort of hero for certain neckbearded basement dwellers that lurk /b/?

>>352975621
He drew sonichu on there. Drew it. His shitty recolor character. Drawn. On. His. Cock.
And, might I add, DAT BEND. Gotta be like 40 degrees.

>>352975848
Check ED, and see how deep the rabbit hole goes. And lemme tell you this boy: It'll blow. Your. Mind.

>>352975621
the most probable is that he found a kid's temporary tat in a junk food wrapper

>>352975704
You know it. He just lies and says otherwise.

So which one of you fags is going to stake out the funeral

>>352975848

>>352975848
It's good for you not to care. A lot of the crap he did in late 2009, and some things recently were done on purpose. The idiots like "Clyde Cash" and "Crass Crab" were constantly hinting that he is the "troll of all trolls." They put him up to so much stuff, and not in a trolling way. HE WAS A KNOWLEDGEABLE, WILLING PARTICIPANT. Sure he is retarded, and some of the crap he did was real, but things like the "Mumble conversations" were staged, as well as shoving his medallion up his butt. That medallion shoving crap NEVER HAPPENED.
There is a cover up because if some of the stuff leaked out some people would be in prison, and the cops seem to know about the hacking and don't give a crap, meaning lawsuits could flourish all over the place.
Whatever.
>Are you happy that I saw this crap? I just don't care you idiots.

>>352976769
I'd like to think that trolls would leave his father's god damn funeral alone, but they'll be there. they may not pull anything, but they'll be watching.

Is this a bad time to dump his home and cell #s...What's good /b/?

>>352977075
>I'd like to think that trolls would leave his father's god damn funeral alone

why?

>>352976769
Go all the way to Virginia to watch some manchild gaze off into the distance while he shits his pants? (CHRIS ACTUALLY POOPS HIMSELF REGULARLY). No thanks. And, besides, everyone deserves the right to grieve, including arrogant, egotistical, perverted, autistic, sociopaths.

>>352977221
do it

>>352977221
That's already been done a million times. If you want to be a candy-ass calling and screaming "JULAAAAAY, JULAAAAAY". That road has already been hoed, and for God's sakes, it's his dad's funeral tomorrow.

>>352971960

OP, is his mother dead as well?

>>352977075
Basic human decency, you know the drill.
inb4 internet tough guys saying "gtfo my /b/, whiteknight" and other since candy-assry.

http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Cwc

Christian Weston Chandler. lmao

>>352977892
She's suffering from Colitis, and isn't in great health, but no, she's not dead. She was about 20 years younger than Bob, the father, too. However, without him, it remains to be seen how long she'll last. She's been suffering from depression and other issues, and being left alone with Chris may push her over the edge. This could be the end of the Chris chan saga.

>>352977969
candy-asss can't inb4.

so gtfo whiteknight.

H 4349900198
C 4347600848
Enjoy

>>352977754
You'd think the worldly geniuses of Anon would be able to pull some creativity with those numbers in their possession. But I guess screaming Jullayy over and over gives people their kicks. Use 'em wisely

>>352978381

>>352979408

>>352979594

>>352979375
protip: he won't answer.

>>352976981
HE still made porn of his shitty sonic recolor. And he poops his pants ona dailyl basis.

>>352972801
Good night, sweet prince.

My question is what affect will this have on Sonichu

>>352981912
it will give him the inspiration to create more horrible comics where sonichu's dad dies

>>352972801
He died two days after his birthday? Chandler Luck I suppose...

>>352981912
Sonichu will of course appear having disgusting rule 34 sex with Robert's body screaming JULAAAAAAY while Patti looks on.

>>352982545
Jerkops will be the guilty party of the murder of Sonichu's dad

>>352973310
CWCSonichu@aol.com

Have some fun

I never understood what the appeal of this severely autistic manchild was. I guess it's a train wreck type thing.
Maybe he'll do something to get thrown in jail. Then the state can take care of him until he's shanked in the shower.

Chris is Sonichu's father in the comic, son unless he kills himself....

>>352983783
All the years of trolling haven't yet...

hopefully he'll come back to the internet for more lulz

>>352985115
He is back you fucking retard. Go an hero

>Bob Chandler dead

Holy shit.. No wonder he hasn't made a video in the past 2 weeks or so. Damn! I'm really really anxiously looking forward to his next one. I hope the death of his father doesn't keep him away from youtube much longer.

I wonder if the death is putting a damper on finally getting revenge on those trolls (as if).

>>352985836
This is him in a nutshell. Dude actually thinks a parallel universe for his creations exists, a la toon town in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

>>352973310
Lol... Is that an open sore on Chris' penis? Christ. He is truly such a wonderful gift to the world and I'm so glad the internet exists to showcase him, a freak show for the 21st century. mmmmmmmmmm

As his only ties to reality die he's only going to become worse off. Say goodbye to him now. His internet's probably being cut down for good. In the next few months if you see a transient on the street corner wearing a Sonichu medallion, please don't shout "JUULLLAAAY" at him as that alone is retarded, but it's just cruel. Or, alternatively, you can do the opposite of that. Whichever.

I think it would be funny if somebody castrated him.

Would he still make videos with his cock made into a stump?

>>352987139
No!!! This new tranny direction he is going in is so fucking interesting and I need to see more!! It can't just end like this... can it? Surely we'll be able to see a few months more worth of vids showing his material and mental break down before he ends up on the street or a ward of the state.

>>352986912
That's Sonichu. Even worse.

Bitch, I'd rather have the herp then that diseased "character" on my wang.

>>352987141
>>castration
>>cock made into a stump
Castration is where you chop off the balls, not the tip, you dumb motherfucker.

First Gene Leonhardt and now Bob Chandler? Damn.

So the Internet Lumberjack has died?

>>352988685
I think a Penectomy would be best, he'd lose his dick but still have his balls so he'll still have a sex drive but cant screw, the perfect torture

>>352989132
He's now cutting down the internet in heaven. And to think, his last sight on earth was that of his 30 year old useless son, dressed a girl, playing a video game on a handheld adorned with shitty drawings that are his magnum opus. Death couldn't have come soon enough.

>>352989405
He has a sex drive now, but can't screw because what girl is going to fuck him? Same difference.

>>352989798
you sure?

>>352990165
awful shoop

>>352989453
RIP Bob Chandler

>>352990165
CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVED THIS.

>>352990583
Go on

>>352989798
Even if he became completely well adjusted overnight, his dick is broken. And its remaining functionality won't keep a chick that gets close enough from running in terror at the sight of it.

I'd like to see the chick that'd actually fuck him. Holy shit that would be a mess.

I wonder if it was Bob keeping him away from youtube and Bob's declining condition is what allowed Chris to get back onto it.

>>352990583
A "friend" of his--some mexican dude he used to go to school with, used his OWN SCREEN NAME to pretend he was Vanessa Hudgens talking to Chris, and was romantically interested in him because she'd heard about him as a famous "comic artist". Chris believed this multiple times, and the friend eventually ended up scamming Chris out of money, pretending to be Vanessa Hudgens. Pretty much, some regular Joe just said on his own AIM screen name "Hi, I'm Vanessa Hudgens, I like you" and Chris actually believed this. Multiple. Times.

>>352990960
What's wrong with his cock?

.>>352990960

I'll just leave this here http://sh0r7.info/U4TFPW

>>352991377
I'm guessing you haven't seen the whole thread. Go ahead I'll wait.

>>352990960
the official chris chan porno. http://www.slutload.com/watch/w40vYGuWP3X/Chris-Chan-Sextape.html# i am not eveen shitting you!!!!!!

>>352989798
ya but then he wouldn't even be able to fap either

>>352991815
JULAAAAAAAAAY!!!! JULAAAAAAAY!!!!

>>352991533
Well I saw the pics, but I was wondering if you knew exactly the conditions his penis has.

>>352991815
Hahahaha! Oh, wow.

>>352992008
I think the medical term is "Gripping your cock with your retard strength".

>>352992008
Peyronie's disease. Curvature of the penis by either fracture, or poor "use".

RIP
May you cut down down the internet everyday in Heaven.

Can someone link me to this guy's youtube channel? I need more back story and i think the wikia is not enough.

>>352992563

check CWCvill library channel on youtube for all his videos.
He has his own wiki, the CWCki, but it's down now due to the death of his father. Try it in a couple days for all the information you could ever want.

>>352993266
Thanks, bro.

>>352991815
Julie.. yesss... Julie.. you take that like a good... bad girl

>>352993266
Wow, they actually took it down for a bit in honour of Bob?

>>352993799
Bob, for all his faults, wasn't a bad guy. He deserved a lot better than Chris, that's for sure.

Chris Chan's life has always been a train wreck, I think we are all waiting to see how it ends. It seems that end may be a bit closer now.

>>352995391
link to his site or more info on him PLEEAZZE

>>352995391
I want him to grow old, and I want to grow old with him. I hope he never stops posting youtube vids.

>>352995817
http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/
his version of the CWCpedia, done from his perspective by himself. Lulzy.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Sonichu
tropes page on him--basic rundown.

Check ED for the rest, and CWcki when it's back up. That's the entire catalog of his life.

>>352994891
Bob was the only functional human being in the house, he had his many caveats, but he had worked performing a useful function in society and was living off his earned pension. He’s really the only person who put regular pressure on the tard to try to better himself and cap his more outrageous failures.
Without him the tard will build up an epic debt and do increasingly disturbing shit at an accelerated rate.

Please, tell me that he didn't film the sextepe himself.
Please? That is so fucking horrid and sad.
JULYYY! unf unf

>>352996025

I hope that too, but I doubt the guy could even feed himself without the help of his family. Things are going to go downhill fast.

>>352996815
This really is an exciting time in CWC history. I hope he makes a few, last great videos if what you are saying comes to pass.

>>352996318
All by himself. For a troll posing as a fake girl. He's fallen for the same ruse like 9 times.

>>352996025
My money is on him and his mom degenerating socially and health wise until she dies or gets put in a facility, him ending up on the street/becoming a ward of the state then going back and forth between being locked up and being in a group home as he has semi violent outbursts over not getting to live as he wants then gets released. They will probably have internet at the group home so we may yet to watch his shenanigans for awhile. He will be hilarious when they make him eat healthier food and deny him his games.

>>352996815
I'm kind of afraid to see what will happen actually... I don't want the guy to die or anything :(

>>352997296
I would go to see a movie of his life just for the hilarity of it

>>352998992
Not before the world squeezes every last ounce of hilarity from it that it can.

>>352998992
Nah, he ain't gonna die. Being on his own will force him to man up and then he'll be a functioning member of society. Yep that's exactly what's gonna happen.

I have an idea to save the lulz and keep him from starving

give him a reality tv show

the sad thing is that it would ironically also be the most intelligent thing on reality tv......

>>352999542
Yeah.... he's gonna die.

>>352999303
"When you stare in to the human mistake...the human mistake stares into you"

http://www.slutload.com/watch/7hZAzJutuSx/Chris-chan-completely-different.html

fuck.,. i do this shit too. i just dont film myself.
should I be concerned?

so there is this board with no the people's champions on it, and people are posting cp!!! wat do!!!


http://muchan.byethost10.com/b

I just spent an hour on ED familiarizing myself with this sad motherfucker, and my brain has never felt so full of rotten dog shit. Best case scenario, the government intervenes and locks him in a basement somewhere. I'd put forth suicide as a better option, but you know he'd leave his corpse somewhere inconvenient and embarrassing.

>>353001121
Yes, yes you should...

I wanna see him shit out that sonichu medal again

Let this drama be a lesson to you:
If you marry a woman and she slowly turns into a depressive and doesn't help make your life better, get the fuck out post haste. Don't knock her up thinking she'll come out of the depression. What you'll end up with is a whiny, hateful, jabba-the-hutt who gives you an inhuman tardball like this one that makes you actually crave the sweet embrace of death.

R.I.P. Bob - you're finally free.

How much do you think shame over his terrible tomgirl son played into his father's death?

>>353001751
If he was going to an hero, he would have done it years ago. Whether you like it or not, Chris is here to stay

i knew this kid id seen him where i worked in ruckersville ._____.

>>353002337
Most of it. I'd give up too if my child, at age 30, sat around in a dress and makeup playing children's games and drawing artwork that looks like a second grader did it.

Do you think Chris will don a dress or a tux for the services?

>>353002978
Any good stories about him? How did he act? What did he do?

>>353003070
hell no, expect him to wear one of his old clown shirts at best, a miniskirt at worst

it was actually when i worked at goodwill 7ish months back his mom and him are fuckin weird he doesnt cause a scene except the fact he looks fuckin goofy as shit walking around with his manpurse and pokewalkers out thefuck

>>353003561

Is that where he gets his girl gear?

mostly i had no clue id seen pictures and been like, theres no way its him but his dad passing away proved em wrong MFW

it actually is, id seen him get a small skirt there one day and some girls i worked with were flippin shit

>>353003795
Holy shit. Did he ever talk to you? Did he smell like shit?

is he tard or something

avoided him... didnt want the pictures to be right x_x

I'm truly at a point where we might have done everything truly lulzy to Chris. I mean it has been going on for years. Anon, please help me out of this funk

how did he even.. what?? why is he on the internet in the first place with those pictures v____v

100 years from now men will get on their knees and thank God that CWC was archived by the internet.

Christian Weston Chandler for President and his running mate, Kevin Havens for Vice President!

http://www.youtube.com/user/CWCAnimatedLibrary#p/c/16A8CF016BC676A8

The whole playlist of cartoons of chris chan actually funny enough does explain his life even as fucked up as it is, watch the cartoons they're fucking hilarous and actually true too.

>>353004799
>>353004799
did he make that? thats fucking funny

>>353004799
Lol'd, lol'd, and lol'd some more

this is an example of Chris's "artwork"

>>353005320
hahahah!
No.

>>353005755
no as in he didn't make that or im just being a sarcastic douchebag?

>>353005003

Imagine a thousand years or so down the road, after some major wars and calamities have wiped out a large portion of our records, if anthropologists find this and -only- this. They'll construct their whole view of our culture around this epic retard and how people couldn't resist fucking with him. It'll be like how certain ancient cultures maybe weren't really -that- into sodomy, but the wrong handful of vases and murals were the primary surviving evidence.

Gentlemen, though the well may seem dry, though we may think we have trolled this fucktard as hard as anyone could possibly deserve to be trolled, WE MUST THINK OF THE FUTURE!

>Instead of flowers, you may make monetary donations to his widow, Barbara Chandler and son, Christian Chandler.

Suddenly Flowers...
Flower everywhere.

Maybe we should all just chip in for a prostitute for him. Seriously. it may be the only pussy he gets in his life...

>>353006294
what the fucking... glade plug in air fresheners?

>>353006268
really, no.
these are examples of his 'art'
>>353005746
>>353006294
he has created nothing of merit.

>>353006498
He actually asked me to get him some so he could win a bet against Clyde Cash to get his PS3 back.

>>353006294

WTF? Why the glades plugin air fresheners (clearly labeled) in every single outlet? Is that like the height of romantic to him? Other men are all "candles" and "satin sheets" and "barry motherfuckin' white" but Chrischan knows that the ladies love the plugins? Is that what this prelude to a rape scene is meant to portray?

>>353006498
been tried, he cried and hid in his house.