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Send gay strippers.

>some fag writes a book
>op is mad
>let's send him some pizza's you guys lolololol
>op's candy-assry will blot out the sun

Send him some cheese pizza.

>>352258079
Can't tell if mad, or just fag.
Not op btw.
Inb4samefag.

oh yeah, give the guy more attention
fuck off
nobody gives a shit about the book

Do we get cheese pizza? If not for that fag­got shit

He has to be expecting this. I'm sure it's all a part of his master plan.

>>352256932
>4ch­an's army
>we owe it to ourselves to AT LEAST order some pizzas
>notyourpersonalarmy.jpg

OP is author.

>>352256932
OP is obviously trying to get book well known. Op is Cole Stryker disguised as a fag.

OP here, not mad at author, nor do I really care in general. Just bored and fancied some easy lulz, I just placed an order with Dominos.

I'm smiling, all is well.

Who even knows about this roody poo book. This would just give him some publicity and a nice story to tell on the Daily Show or some shit. OP is candy-ass.

Soup /b/?

>>352258758

OP again, mfw everyone suspects some kind of backstory or conspiracy rather than suspecting a bored young man who finds it funny to minorly inconvenience people and pizza companies.

What does newt gingrich as a whole have to do with anything? It's /b/ that is the force behind this.

>>352259040
I am not saying it's a conspiracy. I am just saying it worthless to get butthurt about a stupid book nobody cares about.

allofmysage

>>352256932

fucking pizzas? send something interesting their way at least. get some hookers or a tiger or something

>>352259040

>mf you're just buttmad because nobody will buy your shitty book

i plan on buying the book. pretty impressive that he banged that shit out in 2 months.

>>352259426

>>352259464
and samefagging myself here..

at least he admitted he was writing a book for the monies as opposed to GirlVinyl who tried to justify the change from ED to OhInternet.

>>352259464
same recon it would be an interesting read out of curiosity

Fuck you lazy candy-asss, I found out where his family lives.

Father: Clay A. Stryker
Mother: Glenda L. Stryker
Sister: Lily Rhae Stryker
Phone: (724) 794-2188
Address: 1211 Moore Rd - Slippery Rock, PA 16057

Send them some mormons or some shit.

How the fuck is this something that deserves punishment? Are you retarded?

>>352260235
The man is trying to make money off of anon. That shit isn't cool.

>>352259426
I second the motion to send a tiger.

>>352260543
Send roody-poos to steal their shit.

>>352260044

i thought you went back to school already???

this shit has already been done. his family knows what's up, he knew he was gonna get fucked with, he said he wouldn't be surprised if some shit went down tonight.

been done candyass,

i really don't see why people are so butt-hurt about a book on newt gingrich and anon culture. it was fucking bound to happen... i'm just glad it wasn't that asshole from gawker.

rule 1 and 2?

>>352260870

are broke every fucking minute.

newt gingrich is NOT some hidden club on the webs.

you should find a deep-web thread or some shit.

>>352260235
>book written about newt gingrich by a complete fag (he is, he has a fucking tumblr)
>doesn't deserve punishment
>mfw

>>352260506
Then destroy the cheezburger network, please. Fuck that crap. Those roody poos are making millions by stealing content and branding it.

i'm not going to go kill him.

>>352261143
wtf man. I love tumblr.

the shit we get into

ruin the party- news makes a hot topic
don't ruin the party- candy-ass thinks he is going to get away with profiteering off of 4Chan
ruin the candy-ass- hot topic again

>>352260870
>>352260870

ust raids candy-ass

I have a hard time believing that his surname is Stryker. That's pretty badass.

>>352261258
no shit. so much this. if "anon" went after ANYONE making money off of them, this should be target #1.

>>352261098
...do you not understand the principle? the fewer newfags, the better. plus, this motherfucker deserves it.

>>352261258
The Cheeseburger Network is bullshit, I'll give you that.

But why should they be the only ones to suffer anon's wrath, when this guy is essentially doing the same thing?

bump

>>352261258
>roody-poo
>mfw i agreed with your post completey until you failed at roody-poo

>>352261442
That's why we have to go all out and completely destroy this fucker. If we half-ass this and leave him standing then all we've done is create hype for him and his book, which we do not want.

>>352260044

>Google'd Info.
>Thinks hes a bad-ass hacking mofo now.

this thing broke rule 1 and 2

I'll just leave this here http://JustJB.com/CFQICK

that Cole Stryker is breaking the golden rule

>>352256932
1st of all, i'm guessing they have a hardbound edition of battletoads.

2nd of all, the best way to read any book, especially at housing works bookstore, is with a bullhorn or air raid siren.

>>352256932

>mf when I realized OP is Cole Stryker

I prefer Machiavellis 'The Prince'

>>352256932

How about no.
/b/ is dead anyway, might aswell sell the body for sex.

I'll mess with him - but it's not a single man that newt gingrich is notorious for, its for the ensemble of people doing a single act.

If anyone else is down.

>>352262900
This anon has the right idea.

>Do something - Make him popular.
>Do nothing - Just another candy-ass.

The candy-ass is just trying to make money off Anon and is a little child that just graduated from collage. He wants us to get pissed at him so he can being a "great" author. His book is shit as he doesn't even know anything about us. He just pulled shit off the internet like a newfag.

>>352262488
>mfw you're pissed that I go one step ahead and make roody-poo a standard instead of roody-poo

Who's up for burning down his house?

I'll wait a few years then I travel to Murrica and fuck things up 9/11-style

COLE STRYKER IS TRYING TO GET A REACTION OUT OF YOU

THEN HE CAN GO ON THE TV-CIRCUIT AND GIVE INTERVIEWS ABOUT HOW HE UNCOVERED "ANONYMOUS" AND THEN WE CAME AFTER HIM

EVERY PIZZA YOU SEND HIM WILL ONLY FUEL THE LEVEL OF EXPOSURE THIS BOOK GETS

I make a troll thread because it makes me look more attractive.

>>352263150
You have my sword

>>352263107
agreed.
died years ago.

don't send pizzas to his place, he wants that.

someone just buy the book and put a .pdf online so we don't have to buy it. that he'll feel.

>>352263321
I AM. seriously.

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>>352263579
this for the win

>>352263579
Approved.

Hey Guise!

Why would anyone write a book about Anonymous? Thats just silly.

>>352263579
agreed

SCAN IT AND SPREAD IT LIKE MY MANIFESTO

I don't give a fuck. In fact, a lack of fucks isn't an adequate measurement to describe how little I care. I don't give a motherfuckingbitchnipplefivetittedmissingnorapingarseholewidening shit.

>>352263087
possibly the most widely misunderstood book in history, given that it was probably written as a satire of authoritarianism.

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>>352263579

the man, the myth, the legend, the win

Holy shit, sure is newfag/summerfag in here.

old /b/ would have ordered these pizzas in a heart beat.

It would be funny if Aaron Barr got a job barrtending the event.

>implying /b/ and anonymous are still the same thing

zomg zomg zomg zomg ZOMG!! xD

Animinous has to to tak down this troll autor!!!!! he will ordr a pizzs to his hous. we ar legun

can you imagine some very educated people in their tuxedos, champagne in hand, classical music in the backround, at a little "soiree" or whatever the name for sophisticated party shit is.. partey.. talking about foul bachelor frog, foreveralone guy, pedobear.. scientifically analyzing this shit, discussing about what that means for society and yadda yadda..

Thats just.. SO bad.

>>352263579

THIS

>>352260805

said the 15 yo newfag who believes in all that anon crap:

"we are legion.."

lol

A guy like him would know how /b/ works, and I wouldn't be surprised if he's expecting this to happen.

don't give him attention, that's exactly what he needs to sell more copies.

>>352264746
>>352264746

I went down to that legion club. THey wouldn't let me in.

http://bits.blogs.nytimes . com/2011/09/02/one-on-one-cole-stryker-author-of-epic-win-for-anonymous/

WTF! just found out this.. he's among us..

more talk...

http://www.reuters.com/video/2011/09/07/who-is-anonymous?videoId=221315672&videoChannel=5

>>352262272
bumbly

>>352256932
I called the number, I told them to leave him a message when he arrives around ~6:30pm est. that

Christopher Poole says Marblecake and The Game

why /b/ so gay today?

I watch pron
www.pornfog.com/video/77/blonde-amateur-blowjob.html

>>352256932
>mfw this is Cole Stryker's own post
Read the imagename, everyone who starts a discussion about this uses the same filename and posts around the same time.
Seems like marketing-samecandy-assry to me.

The author is a master troll, defiantly a fake name as well.

You guys are so boring why do we have to analyze everything to death.....just fuck with the guy it will be fun....I think u just don't have the balls to do anything so u come up with this bullshit like oh it will just give him more attention.....boring as fuck

Jesus Christ, this goes to show how bad /b/ is now.
Old /b/ (I'm talking 4-5 years ago, not last year where the best we accomplished was fucking things up for a 12-year-old girl), not only would we have ordered 9001 pizzas, but we would have fucked up his life. Anonymous wouldn't stand for someone profiting from them like this.

Fuck, I am disappoint.

http://www.condomusa.com/4free.asp

>Hai guise sorry I'm late.
>I ate the spicy spaghetti at Chino's last night, clogged me up like a drain with plug, I swear the stool was so hard that it was like giving reverse birth to a rhino horn. Beat my record three sturdy all in one rush.
>The smell was something, like a cross between sick and babyfood. I had to give myself a few minutes to cool off before wiping my ass, and used loads of paper. Had to scrub the toilet, it stuck to the sides after.
>So what did I miss?

ITT a bunch of jelly fags

>>352265039

quote: "..spent years digging into Internet culture and communities.."

also: "I think the animosity comes from that they felt they had a cool secret club and I’m explaining all their lingo and secret codes"

>lurk /b/ for years
>write book about it
>...?
>Profit!

on newt gingrich: "..this community where a lot of these antisocial movements are cultivated." lol

I think he got it all wrong, it should read: "..this community where a lot of these cultivated movements are antisocial."

>mfw this shit is kinda depressing and I don't know quite know why

>>352258730
>implying there is a disguise and is not just naturally a fag

lets fuck this candy-ass up

OPERATION KRISTALL PIZZA NIGHT
also thhat vid sucked a bag of dicks
screencap for memories(my post)

lol

>>352265695
i threw up in my mouth a little from that pic

Oh look let's troll the psychic live chat for two weeks but pussy out when it comes to this

>>352265563

>MFW reading that post

You are my fucking hero, finally someone correct in this fucking thread.

I want to give you a hug.

>>352265563
old anon wouldve rallyed to convince everyone theres free pizza at the bookstore, epic lulz ensued

~~~~~> http://slashporn.org/

/b/ is the actual legion, this author is a candy-ass.

>>352264500
Atleast someone gets it

why my /b/ dead? why my /b/ don't make new threads?
why my /b/'s frontpage doesn't change? oO

STRYKER!!!!!!

wolverinerage.jpg

There are about a dozen websites claming to be "official" Anonymous pages, despite the forgotten rule that anyone who claims to be Anonymous isn't. There are hippies selling Anonymous t-shirts at stoner festivals. "Anonymous" as a title is dead. We should probably just go back to "/b/tards" or make up something new to take back lost glory.

author killed /b/

So... if old /b/ was so badass, what happened to it? Did everyone migrate somewhere else? Or did the ones who made it badass realise they had better things to do?

Personally I'd find it funny to fuck with this party, send an army of escorts or something - hell it'd be funny to start a bomb scare.

I just wasted my time reading this thread and just asked myself.. Did anyone read that book? Maybe we can talk of it when a Pdf or something is available.
But he raped rule 1 and 2...
==> always related

>>352265983
there's free pizza at the store?

count me in

>>352256932
Could you be any more pathetic and childish? I mean, i know you're underage but enough with the fucking pizzas, you make this place a joke.

P.S - you're the samefag always posting this same stupid thread aren't you? It's okay, i know you are, candy-ass.

Old /b/ wouldn't have been so retarded as to think this is anything other than a marketing ploy by an untalented writer trying to cash in on newt gingrich's name and reputation, like dozens have done before. This book is shit, the writer is shit, and you're all shit for this whole 'lol pizzas' thing.

nuff said

>>352263579

/thread.xml.java.exe

no guise i'm serious. When i refresh my page nothing changes. same threads, doesn't even show new posts. it does in opened threads though...wtf is going on?

>>352258215
Why would you say not OP? Only a newfag candy ass like gay OP would say this. so..
>>352256932
>>352258215
must be samefag.

>>352258730

Ok!! Everybody to AMAZON dot com.
Give the book SHIT REVIEWS
even if you didn't read it!!

"Epic Win for Anon"!! Lol!!

GO!!!

>>352266389
l2/b/ candy-ass.

>>352266534
That's actually a damn fine idea. Congrats, anon.

http://stryker.tumblr [dot] com/
http://www.amazon[dot]com/Epic-Win-newt gingrich%C2%92s-Army-Conquered/dp/1590207106/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1315432299&sr=8-1
gogogogo

/b/ stopped being "Club 4c­han" in 2006.

Cannot sage enough.

>>352263579
someone should also pull the book through a quote searcher, to check authenticity of originality (as well as check for accuracy in reporting)

also, royalties to missingno.

http://boards.newt gingrich.org/b/res/352265609#352266301

PLEASE COME PLEASE OH PLEASE WHAT IS THIS THE FIRST PAGE IS FROZEN BUT I NEED YOU LITTLE FLOWERS
THIS IS JUST WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE INSANE
LITTLE FLASHS OF EVERYTHING I MY MIND
TIC TIC TIC MUSIC ALL OVER THE PLACE WILL IT EVER STOP
OH NO YOU JUST WITNESSED THE GREAT LUNATIC
IT GOES EVEN FASTER EVERY SECOND
CALL THE BIGGEST OF ALL ANIMALS
OH ITS NOT THE DEVIL
ITS YOUR FRIEND YOU CALL HIM JAHWE

>>352266540

Go home, Mr. Stryker. I'm sure you have better things to do.

>>352266501

same here bro i cant get shit goin

OK GUIZE I MAK SUHPER GUD GYDE ORDER PIZZA K

>Implying you aren't always behind a proxy.

>>352266389
newfag

>>352258599
inb4 book doesnt exist and he just wants free pizza at work

send him pizzas from dominoes, pizzahut, and papa johns, and anyother restauraunts in ny. Also chinese carry out :)

fuck it, guys, OP here, trips tell me what to send.

>Put 1 ticking clock in a large box.
>Put several large stones in the box as ballast weight.
>Put one springs out of the jar snake in box.
>Attach wire to jar snake's top from top of box.
>Seal box elaborately.
>Send box to his house. Mark at as from an anon.
>Cole stryker thinks its a bomb.
>Cole stryker shits himself in surprise when its opened >and revealed to be completely harmless.

For extra points include in box 1 typed note which reads

'This is how easily we could have fucked your ass up. You don't know shit about us. -Lulz, Anon'

gtfo my /b/ homosexual candy-asss

>>352266686
looks like jared milton hacked /b/...
now we're going to suffer...

>>352266819
you seem to know less than he does FAG

Why hasnt someone ordered several HIV-positive prostitutes to this party yet?

Ofcourse we need one Anon to infiltrate the party in order to let them win, then just let it roll. Either the guests will leave(which is success) or some of them might get aids.

The herpes, oh the herpes. Everyone'll get that.

Alternatively, gather up a bunch of proper anons to go there, buy his book(if possible) then gather outside, set the book ablaze, have some instant-glue with you, glue a large rock to it and throw it through one of the windows, if the glass appears to be too thick, use the front door after opening it.

If this or an accepted variant doesnt happen, I will leave /b/ forever because this goes not accordingly with the ways of old.

>>352264043
you just blew my fucking mind

>>352266625
Actualy one of the reviews on Amazon already says that the book is largely copypasta. From various wiki sites. Lol!!

"You know how professors hate when you use wikipedia as your sources? Yeah, the author of this "book" definitely broke this rule.

The whole idea of anonymous in the book is basically the wikipedia page on "Anonymous" copied over, as well as the "Anonymous" pages from other sites such as Encyclopedia Dramatica, and conversations on Anonymous from forums such as Something Awful.

These "stories" of the triumphant anons are basically the last year of anonymous's activity (the only instance mentioned before was Project Chanology, there are no other mentions of their name) again copied and pasted from web articles on the same topic."

guy writes book accounting all of the funny shit anonymous did,

"HAY GUIUZE LETS ALL RAID HIM"

are you fucking twelve ?

this website isn't your secret club anymore,
I had to get over that myself

hehehe this candy-ass lives in harlem

>>352267001
You are stupid if you think I care what you think. You mistake me for someone who gives a shit.

All I'm saying is, if cole stryker gets into such an incident as I describe, it makes him look really, really stupid. Therefore NO ONE BUYS HIS BOOK. Therefore he makes NO MONEY.

tl;dr my original idea might seem stupid, but making the author look at stupid as possible is the goal I thought. No?

if he did any research at all, he had to know this was coming

>>352267197
sage, Mr Stryker, sage.

Doing nothing would be best. Even this thread is advertising this book. Fantastic work guys. If you wanted to send a message just kill him.

He has been interviewed on Reuters (I started another thread about), and is blasting 4Chan all over the net.

ya know the something is 'wrong' when the main /b/ page is broken ^_^ enjoy your butt hurt anyone who said anything about harming this guy. LULZ