I shut the fuck up

celepram, 20mg and doctor tiem.

I man the fuck up

browse /b/
or drink alone till i pass out
warning don't do 2nd one if you own a gun

ream my asshole

>>352028018
>Implying that helps real depression

I'll just leave this here http://JustJB.com/HRISKP

>>352028064
>Implying /b/ believes in real depression.

I just sit in silence and cry kinda like that van gohg. Then I go listen to music and laugh at stupid shit. I am then cured for approximately 5 hours.

by not having depressions

>>352028018
Pretty much this, I was anti-social and depressed for years

One day i just looked in the mirror and just thought "fuck this" and stopped caring what people thought. Found people to talk to, signed up to a gym and BAM!

Life changed instantly.

Marijuana and X...beautiful combo.

I'm trying to figure that out too, OP. The meds don't seem to be working and it gets worse by the day.

>>352027683

I don't deal with it. I ignore it and pretend like everything's fine.

I'm irreparably damaged.

alcohol, weed, fap, most of us dont give a fuck, you can always kill yourself tough...

pic definately related....

but on a more helpful note... i find myself only depressed when life is easy.... give yourself challenges, make life hard... go into the wild... kill a wild animal be a man and before you know it depression is replaced with alpha male instinct

meet up with friends/girl friend.... if forever along watch a funny movie or stand up comedy (laughter makes me happy) oh and drinking makes things worse. If non of that works just kill your self because no one likes a depressied candy-ass

fuckin prozac

i just remind myself that i never knocked up a girl and never got married - that all my money and time is mine to spend any way i want to.

>>352028520
This is what I plan to do man. Suburban living is killing my soul

Non-Prescription Drugs and music

Your cursed OP. You are physically incapable of happiness. Because of this you will live a horrible limbo of pain, loneliness and suffering, punctuated by ostracism and isolation.

You'll go to expensive psychiatrists, take medication, try exercise, but no. At the end of the day you ar estill you, a broken, poorly designed fleshy computer with a giant unfixable glitch that keeps you in a perpetual state of misery.

Because you are miserable you will be apathetic, and because you are apathetic you know you will never accomplish anything, which in turn makes you miserable.

Can you be blamed? No. You have a fucked up brain by no fault of your own. But normal people won't get you. They'll say bullshit like "man up" or "just smile", and you'll want to rip their hearts out through their eye sockets.

i have like 100 reasons to be depressed, but im not . I find other things to do

I troll people in real life
>Implying I know people in real life to troll

if you use weed and alcohol to combat Real depression, you will end up an hero

i don't know how the fuck i've made it this far (23) but weed helps.

feed your ego. be hedonistic with your mind.
but then again you're already on /b/

idk jack off and eat applesauce or something,.

20mg a day

Sport helped me a lot, join a club/gym make frineds at the club if poor or aint social go for a run or walk clears the head and makes you that bit more healthy.

>>352028586
prozac, vallium, vicodin, rohypnol...should i continue ?

I USE DRUGS EVERY SINGLE DAY
HATERS GONNA HAAATE!

don't take everything so seriously

do what you want

>>352028555
he got trips it must be true...

sertraline (zoloft) 100mg.

Though, about that prolonged ejaculation time...

>>352027683
I don't deal with it, just ignore it. I haven't been consistently since 4 and a half years ago. And I just go through long periods of this feeling of inderiffence, I'm not happy but I'm not sad either. Then every once in a while I'll feel depressed for a period of 2days-2 weeks, then back to indifference. And I'll be happy some days but it never lasts only for like a day if I'm lucky 2.

>>352027683
My little newt gingrich: Friendship is magic.
Killed a semi-permanent depression that i had for no less than four years.
And yes, this is a true story. There is reason why the fanbase is so big.

Hobbys help, i like guitar playing, and painting n stuff, keeps your mind focused on something else.

party on the weekend

>>352028972

Sigh. You've obviously never been clinically depressed before.

>>352028931
Yes because it started ironically to make fun of the show, then it turned into the candy-assry it is now because newfags took it to far.

>>352028902
Yeah. That's pretty much what i had. Go watch Friendship is magic.
It's the only cure that i know of.

Simple. Wait until you feel wound up and angry, beat the shit out of a pillow or cushion. Minutes later feel relief, and those exact troubling thoughts tend not to come back. Repeat until all troubling thoughts are exorcised. Depression is unexpressed anger.

>>352029061
Oh its about a clinical depression? Op didnt state, so i thought it was the fagy depression.