$20 an hour, given that means I simply get the money without doing anything.

What are you, retarded?

The former.

invisiboul lol
>steal shit

invisible for as long as hold breath.

I've lasted 44 secs to 1:24 so I have a minute to steal a wallet and proft, over and over and over and over

>>351847905

This.

>Money = Power

Invisible while holding my breath. A clever man could use this for greater profit than the first option.

this would be a tougher decision if either the money per hour would be higher or the length of invisibility would be longer.

op is probably a virgin

also, checkem

>>351847815
Invisible, it can't be worth less in years to come when with inflation.

>>351847905
what are you retarded?
>Hold breath,
> go inside bank
>open the door
>get on the floor
??????
>profit

Take the money, go to college for physics, specialize in optics, get Phd in optics, invent permanent invisibility.

Shame goes bankrupt, morality goes bankrupt.

But with invisible while holding your breath, you'd be flickering in and out of existence everytime you filled your lungs with air, as you effectively hold your breath just before you exhale

inhale - invisible - exhale - inhale - invisible- etc etc

$20 plox

>>351847815

$20 an hour. Investment + interest.

Then I'll hire someone to make me invisibility cloak.

The money is only $175,200 a year.

So I would have to figure out if I could steal more a year then that.

>>351847815
Invisible as long as you can hold your breath. If you wanted money, go steal it.
Also - less inflation.

>>351848355
When you pick up an object, i don't think that it becomes part of you, thus it would not be invisible. Ultimately, I don't think you'd be able to steal as much as you think you could.

>>351848355

>The money is only $175,200 a year.
>only $175,200 a year
>only $175,200
>a year
>only

>>351848228

I'd rather have the security that $20 an hour will allow. If I tired robbing banks with the invisible, there's a very large chance that the operation could be botched and I could end up in the slammer, or more likely a government test facility because they discovered that I can turn fucking invisible.

$20 an hour for the rest of your life? Hell, you wouldn't even need to get a job. While you sleep, money still accumulates. You'd always have enough money for food. Wait a few days and your rent is taken care of. A few more and you can buy a new Xbox or something. And if you have a job on top of this that you use for bills and the like, you've got unlimited disposable income, which is nice.

People underestimate how far $20 will take you.

Invisibility. The dollar isn't worth shit, and will only go down.

invisible.
>find a good situation
>invisible
>steal money
ex.
>wait in bank or atm
>watch people take out $30+ probably every 10 minutes
>follow for a min
>take wallet when invisible
>itll disappear to them

Invisibility. The dollar isn't worth shit, and will only go down.

>>351847815
roody-poo never said Invisible for as long as you can hold your breath for the rest of your life
sounds like a one time deal so im taking teh cash
bring me hookers

actualy its 174720 at year.

but you could steel more than that easily .

>>351848692
>>351848649

Samefag

>>351848513
This also what about your clothes.

>>351848158

This dude has a point.

Also besides stealing money, one could do so much more shit with invisibility like watching naked girls in the shower or wearing a suit and being a headless business man on Halloween.
Protip: Scare the shit out of people.

Option 1, because i can hold my breath for 2 minutes.

Invisibility....
Go to Scientist, show them, become famous.
Earn millions from people wanting to see you.
Be rich, girls want you + invisibility powers.
>mfw

Is is in US$? Then no, maybe if it was precious metals.

I will take invisible.

amazed at the morons picking *any* amount of money

there are some kinds of fun money just can't buy

>$480 per day
>$3360 per week
>by doing nothing
>on top of my regular pay

Fuck yeah.

Invisible
became magicians and earn millions
u mad poorfags

As a couple of fags have already said:

*20 an hour... inflation makes it worth nothing in some years.

*Invisibility... get fun becoming invisible every time you breath.
Op is a candy-ass.

#2 sounds like a really useful power man.

I'll take the former. If I'm unemployable at least I'll get paid for internet surfing.

if im invisible i would look at naked wimmins, up close and personel

but if i had that much money, assuming it was cash and i still earn while asleep, i would just get continuous prostitutes

>>351848513
More importantly: Do the clothes you're wearing become invisible?
If so, the things you touch must become invisible too.

>touch house
>house invisible

$20 will be useless in 20 years.

invisibility.

Imagine all the girls you can grope at the beach, then use 45 secs. or more to get out of sight.

>>351848931

>on top of my regular pay
>implying that you would continue to work
>nolifer

>Invisible for as long as you can hold your breath.
So I can leave this house invisibly once and then I have to breathe half a block away. And then that was my superpower. You idiots.

Option 1, obviously.

Your lung would eventually blow up if you kept holding your breath that much.

>become hobo
>hope a train
>do nothing for years
>go back to hometown
>be rich
>problem?

Invisible how ? What about your clothing ? Because if your clothing wouldn't be invisible it would really be a pain in the ass... Mostly u'd have to go naked if u want to do anything with your power. If ur clothing is invisible aswell, what's the range of your invisibility ? Being invisible is not that easy, u know... No one would see u... U'd get hit by cars and stuff.. now 20$/h is something else... I'd prolly buy weed and smoke all day.

>>351848833
+ get 1M from James Randi

>>351848931
now: fuck yeah!

30 years time: $20? A slice costs me $40!

The Money!
The money is not overnight life changing but it would boost you to a new level over some years. Pay for all your life expenses in cash. Save and invest your legit income. Buy gold with the cash.

Plus that is $175k *NET* bitches. You plan on getting a job anytime soon that clears that kinda cash?

If you are ok with stealing, go do it now.

Invisibility for sure.

I would be the next Houdini.

>hold breath
>sneak up at people on the street
>surprise buttsex

>>351849403
> Buy gold with the cash
> Buy gold

Way to throw your money away.

>>351848734
>>351848639

Now these people are thinkers. $20 an hour for the rest of your life may not mean much if the economy collapses, but the invisibility has far too many questions that need to be answered. I think I'll avoid the monkey's paw and go for the $20.

Are the cloths you are wearing invis to >?

or do you need to get naked every time you need to escape

>>351849371
>>351848833

till you're kidnapped by some rogue nation's military and they dissect you to weaponize the trait that makes you invisible lol

Invisible.
1. Write books about it.
2. Travel and show off your power at seminars, charge like $70 for a 3 day work shop.
3.????
4.Profit and power.

>>351849238
not everyone live in shitty america, i can live happily on 20 bucks a day, let alone per hour

>>351849504

>way to throw money away
>throw money away
>way to understand inflation and coping with life, roody-poo

just give me the 20 dollars for every hour. i can't hold my breath very long

Assuming the invisibility can be controlled by me, and can be used more than once, I'd choose invisibility and find a medical way to stop breathing. Cutting edge med science should be able to figure this out, and then you can go on badass secret missions for the government.

>>351849633
>Way to not understand what the gold market is doing.

>>351849728

20 dollars please after 3 years worth of saving i'd invest it and make more

Invisibility, obviously.

All you fags are comparing it directly to the $20 per hour. Beyond making money, think about the other crazy shit you could do. Quality of life significantly improved.

captcha nvisionr Behold

>>351849908
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>>351849728
>>351849504
why do I suspect you were calling gold BS even 3 years ago?
You realize that even if gold "collapses" it will still be worth more than a collapsed dollar.

>>351850008
after a while it would get boring

invisibility please

mfw it's "invisible as long as you CAN hold your breath", not "as long as you hold your breath".

Train to hold your breath longer, get to sustain invisibility longer, flash visible then go invisible again for that long.

Fuck yes. Get money. Real invisidick porn star. Best magician ever, etc.

>>351850061
I wasn't calling it BS 3 years ago, but it's peaking atm and alot of the larger gold holders are starting to sell which will put more gold on the market lowering the price.

Right now invest in silver.

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I'll just leave this here http://JustJB.com/5CCC4

That's only $175 320 a year. I'd rather work and earn more than that, which I will likely do in 15 years time. Invisible all the way.

holding breath is not enough time to do any of the pervy things I wanna do. Plus you get startled or stub your toe, bam! visibru again! Then the whole locker room of girls sees you for a second, and they will not forget!

what happens when your under water with the invisibility?

Yeah, I just thought of something else.

Regardless of how awesome it would be to become invisible, it would indeed get boring after a while.

After the six thousandth person you've made freak out by invisibly punching them, it'd start losing its luster.

Though that $20 an hour forever... You can use that to buy a lot of entertainment. That aside, the money could be used for volunteer work and charitable donations.

Personally, I'd walk around and hand out some bills to people that seemed down on their luck, or slide two underneath the door of everyone on my residence hall floor, just to make them a little bit happier.

>>351848252
>>351848330
>>351848639
>>351849550
>>351849695
>>351850117

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but wisdom.

>>351850248
THIS.

Whats the recharge time on the invisibility? If it's extremely fast you'll only be visible for a second once a minute with it on.

>>351847815
i would take the money and buy invisibility

>be attacked by grizzly bear in the woods
>option2: become invisible, bear can't see me and runs off
>option1: bear kills me, but i have a lot of money

Being invisible gives you the chance to make a lot of money: You can steal it, you can go to a jeweler and stick a huge diamond up your arse, you can get your own TV or magic show, etc.
But more importantly: It will save you in the event of a grizzly attack.

financefag here, the present value(for how much could you sell it) of an stream of 20$ per hour forever taking into consideration that many can be reinvested at an average 4% per year(the historical average rate of return of the S&P500 shares) is 4'380'000$$. So this is for how much you could theoretically buy the right of getting 20$/hour from a bank that would provide such a service. I think groping people around you, and messing around like a ghost killing through heart attack old people is priceless. I choose invisibility.

>>351850268
I won't argue against silver. And gold is high for sure but I worry more about the USD falling than gold being an insane bubble right now.

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>>351850509

If I can turn invisible, why in the fuck would I be in the woods? Ain't no tits in the woods, negro!