>>349506037
How much semen have you ingested today?

Would you say that your life is similar to Brokeback Mountain?

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

when will you become a cowman?

>>349506554
not even close

>>349506385
i would have to say none

>>349506666
not untill my daddy dies lol

Thoughts on Dwight Yoakam?

its chooka

>>349506865
b- at best

>>349507062
whats your absolute favorite country artist?

>>349507173
its a tie between George Strait and Luke Bryan

how many guns do you own?

>>349507442
personally i own 4
in my house right now there are 12

suuuuuure is samefag in here.

just drop it man, no one likes cowboy's.

>>349507659
if you don't like cowboys, you dident have to post on here ;)

>>349507659
NOPE.exe

Green= me
light green= OP
white= you

I'll just leave this here http://7iny.info/5VDL86

so... texas?

>>349507907
The first question was so samefaggy it made you gay too
>>349506385
And instead of using 1 post to answer he keeps bumping every 30 sec.

>>349508230

Lol i forgot my question.
So how many animals have u killed

>>349508230
Problem?

>>349508155
yes sir/ma'am

So when you're with another cowboy, and he's got about 6 inches of his dick up your ass, what's the protocol? Do you look back at him and communicate or do you just kind stay bent over and try not to move too much?

>>349508322
stoped counting after age 15

I was gonna troll you and ask if you wished you could quit me and post justin bebier dot jay peg.

However.
My cow has little crinkled ears.
Uneven pattern. Not symetric.

Supposed to be. Black angus heffer.

Someone said she's a different breed.
Someone said she's got gimpy ears.
I think its frost bite from when she was young.
but I'm not a cowscience
I inherited 117 acres & 2 cows.

And what can you tell me about renting out feed pasture?
I don't wan to strip the land but make enough to pay property tax would be nice.

>>349508524
when that happens for the 1st time ill be sure to tell you all about it

>>349508508

on an open scale from 1 to whatever, how many times would you let Jake Gyllenhaal fuck you?

>>349508633
be sure to suck the cow's penis

>>349508633
yeah its prolly frostbite, cows ears can freeze really easy in winter, and talk to ur city councel and say your selling the meat to local stores then they wont tax

>>349506037

Do you smoke Marlboros?

>>349508806
not OP, but do want

>>349507907
I wish I knew how to quit you.

>>349508806
none lol sorry

>>349508724

So you're open to the idea then? Still waiting for Mr. Right or will Mr. Right Now work?

Well there once were two cowboys all alone out on the trail
And they discovered they could sleep with another male
Now they're having butt sex
Cowboy butt sex
Sod-o-my~~
Come on everynewt gingrich!
Sod-o-my~~
Sod-o-my~~
Sodomy

>>349508991
we call them cowboy killers, but yes i do

>>349506818
Is he ill?

>>349509259

OP is okay guy.

Why are you such a fag?

>>349509285
nope, strongest man ive ever met

OP is actually kinda handsome...

When concentrations of formaldehyde in the air exceed 33 micrograms/ft^3 irritation to the eyes occurs.One square foot of plywood paneling can emit 3365 micrograms of formaldehyde per day. A 2ft by 8 ft sheet of this paneling is attached to a 9 ft wall in a room having floor dimensions of 10 ft by 10 ft. How long will it take before a persons eyes become irritated in the room?

>>349509347
thank you very much

>>349509472
thank you very much :)

>\d\

>>349508888

Girl cows have milk penis'

>>349509647
i aint never heard anyone call them that
hell i dont even know what your talkin about :P

Why do you live in a fantasy world, and dont just accept that cowboys are fags fromt he past?

>>349509203

Anyway OP, you're being a good sport. Serious question now. How do you deal with the perception of cowboy homosexuality? Let's be honest. Brokeback Mountain really fucked over the cowboy image.

Do you have sex with anything else than cows?

>>349508632
You're so badass.

>>349509769
because its not true lol thats why

>>349509826
because when people actually meet cowboys, they find out there not really gay. i let people think what they want, then when they meet a REAL COWBOY they change there mind

>>349509893
i dont fuck cows, so yes

>>349510150

But if they have the perception that cowboys are already gay.. I don't see how they will change their mind after meeting you..

>>349510378
well im not gay, people ask "are all cowboys gay?" or someshit, i say "no, look at me. im not gay" basically

>>349510150

Well... going off my first impression, i'm sensing some repressed homosexualness. I mean come on. You dress up in the boots with the big hat to stand out from the crowd. For attention. Kinda sets the gaydar off

How much do they pay you to fuck that polar bear?

>>349510581
We dont do it for attenchion
we wear boots to protect our feet
we wear hats to cover our necks and to protect out head from the sun
everythign has a reason for being there

>>349510600
if i knew what you were talking about id answer

>>349506037
Ever here the joke about the Old bull & the Young bull standing on a hill, looking at a whole heard of cows. The young bull says to the old bull, lets run down there and fuck a cow. ?

OP is not a fag. Respect cow /b/rother.

>>349510913
i cant say that i have no

>>349510976
thank you /b/rother

>>349511000
The Old bull says to the Young bull, How about lets walk down there and fuck all of em'.

ever gone brokeback

>>349511147
i have not actually lol

>>349511142
lol and where did you hear that?

>>349511072
are you actually gay or just lying to be cool on the internet?

>>349511450
i am not gay at all lol

>>349511287
My Gran-Pa, I used wrangle & herd, about 350 head, Texas here.
We sold everything off in 1990, Gramps died in 1984.

>>349510517

But when ur penis is dangling trying to stab them in the ass, they get the real hint.. Very clever..

>>349511783
Im from texas as well, where did yall live?

>>349511812
lol i dont do that eather

>>349512021
jesus OP, for a gay cowboy you really haven't had that much buttsex. are you tired of purely physical relationships? are you just letting your anus recuperate so that the right guy come's along he can pound it back in to oblivion?

urgh, you people sicken me. not all gays, just the cowboy kind.

>>349511450

Just because YOU went to a GAY based movie, Brokeback, It would seem more to the Facts that YOU may have a few homosexual tendendencies.
Hollywood is NOT true cowboys, even "The Cowboy Way" was pretty unrealistic.
Oh, and to the other guy's comment, believe it or not, Girls do like True Cowboys, just not drugstore tards, like Urban Cowboy.

>>349512357
Haha I love Bender, he's the best character in South Park.

>>349512428
omg, fucking thank you lol.
this is op, you fucking win :P
and that urban cowboy shit is really fucking annoying.
John Travolta is no cowbow

>>349512357
if you dont like cowboys then gtfo. thanks :)

>>349511913
Southt of Houston, Had the cattle on a piece of oil field property across from Elington Field.
(used to be called old Choate road, now it's called Dixie Farm road)

Are you single? 8D

>>349512826
bad ass! i have my ranch just outside of Austin, bout 30 minuets awat actually

>>349512688
cowbow?

>>349512920
yes i actually am

>>349512940
cowboy* my bad

>>349512924
Bastrop ?

>>349513066
San Marcos

>>349512985
Well you shouldn't be lol

>>349513241
tell that to the girl who just broke my heart lol
bout 4 days ago actually :/

shit happens tho

>>349512985

Oh perfect.. you see i am a cowgirl, and i finally found my cowboy, yaay.. i'm the one on the right.. Get ready to suck on all of my tits loool :D

>>349513116
I spent about 5 yrs in Bastrop, about 6 yrs ago, but I am back in Houston area now.

Man things have changed, I met up with an old friend that is (was) an AG teacher at my old HS. Ran into him at the HLSR, this year, he was showing with his students, and He had just been given his notice that the HS was dropping AG when school starts.

>>349513610
how the hell can a school drop AG???? thats like a sin

>>349513377
As my Gramps used to say, walk down the hill, don't run. There are plenty out there.

>>349513556
lol thank you very much, but i prolly am not the cowboy your looking for

>>349513776

Wut?? u are gay after all?

>>349513761
ill keep that in mind, thank you very much :)

Not to be rude, but I always thought people who were cowboys never went on the internet, let alone /b/.

How exactly did a genuine, hard-working cowboy end up here this early in the morning/this late at night?

>>349513862
i am not gay, you just dont know me. So why do you think id be a good fit?

>>349513377

Well from what I can tell she lost a good looking man :D

>>349513897
cowboys have the internet. And my friend at my school showed me this site. its pretty fuckin funny. i dident sleep cuz i had to fix my daddys fence, and i dont have anything else to do

>>349514023
well thank you very much, i appreciate that :)

>>349514081

Well newt gingrich needs a little more of your Southern charm lol, but it's just weird to see a cowboy say stuff like OP and have a timestamp.

Like two stereotypes not meshing at all

>>349513948

Cuz only a penis trained in buttsex can satisfy a cowgirl teeheehee

>>349513691
Ask Rick Perry, They are dropping Metal shop, Welding, and AG. Budget cuts. A budy of mine and myself have been donating hogs to raise for those that can't afford em', and supplying sand for the AG barn for the last 6 yrs. the school district quit paying for sand.

>>349514205
well thank you i would have to agree lol
and hey i gotta folow the rules to, no time stamp and i get looked-over

>>349514199

no problem
now i can cross "Hit on a cowboy" off of my bucket list

>>349514306
well hell...thats some fuckin bullshit. i should run for governer, make AG mandatory in every school ;)

>>349514306

It's Rick Parry with an A you dumb fuck.

>>349514396
well im glad i could be that cowboy :)

>>349514205
Cowboys have lives, and live too !

>>349514486
we all knew what he ment right?
settle down

>>349514486
I sense a hater that didn't get enough Haterade in our presence.
umad?

>>349514620
that they do!

>>349514726

http://www.colbertnation.com/full-episodes/thu-august-18-2011-kevin-mitnick

>>349514486
It's Perry, with an E, Google It, Now who looks like a DUMBFUCK ?

>>349514797

/actually going to watch this

>>349514860

Well according to the link i posted above u, its with an A, lawl retard

>>349514486
Rick Perry is running for President, I believe it's spelled with an e.
Perhaps, you should get out of the basement at mom's house, or turn on a tv every once in a while.
dipshit.

>>349515030
Well acording to his Birth Certificate, it's Rick Perry, He's been a Governor in Texas for years.

You get your facts from wikipedia ?
figures !

>>349515030

The a was a joke.
Hence the quotation marks around "Rick Parry"

This is why Colbert Report got a high score when they attempted to poll which News Show had the most misinformed readers.

http://xkcd.com/386/

>>349514797

http://dailycaller.com/2011/08/13/colberts-ads-advocate-rick-parry-write-in-create-a-straw-poll-mess
/

>>349515030
>"Well according to the link i posted above u, its with an A"
>"according to the link i posted"
>"the link i posted"
>"link i posted"
>"i posted"
'
Well according the link You posted, You misspelled it !
I spelled it the way Rick Perry himself spells it.
Now who do you think knows how to spell it correctly?, The man himself or some wikipedia educated tard ?

>>349515177

Fuck you candy-ass, lets get some facts straight here

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/395000/august-18-2011/colbert-super-pac---par
ry-with-an-a-gate----day-6---we-may-have-did-it-

>>349514472
Thread kinda derailed for a moment....
.
carry on

>>349516019
The Facts are, YOU posted a misspelled link, colbertnation{DOT}com, misspelled it, but YOU argue it as Fact!
Those are THE Facts !
DUMBASS !

>>349516378
again, carry on.

>>349516378
i forgot what i was talkin about lol
im just waiting to see if more people ask questions

Round here if you DON'T wear a big hat and boots you stand out!

>>349514472

I agree

hey op you guys hiring at the farm? minnesotabro here looking for work, warm climate doesn't seem too bad.

Am serious

>>349517221
exactly! where you from?

>>349517330
maybe, where you at?

Yay thanks for getting trolled dumbass fags..

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/395000/august-18-2011/colbert-super-pac---par
ry-with-an-a-gate----day-6---we-may-have-did-it-

Now lets get back on topic...

All cowboys are homosexual.

>>349517480
lol again. no there not

>>349517480
says the Brokeback Mountain movie fan, typical dumbass, that got cought in the wrong, and tries to play it off as a troll attempt. 0/10

OP: Do you like Duane Allman?

>>349517879

Did you even see the link i posted from the beginning, dumbass?

>>349517900
not reallyyy, hes alright, just not my thing

>>349517970
Link was misspelled, did'nt click It, I don't click on bullshit links anyway.

>>349517970
YOU seem to have an infatuation with the gay and homosexuals.
You sure YOU aren't in the closet?
Most homophobic criers, are really questioning their own sexuality.

>>349518128
So, is the Frio, and Guadalupe down really low right now ?
I haven't been up there for a few years now.

OP, you still here ?

>>349519142
there low, but there really never that low, i havent been down there in a few months so i dont realllly know

>>349517424
>maybe, where you at?

Minnesota right now, but I could either hitch down there or take a quick flight down there for $100. Both parents grew up on farms so it's in my blood. In decent shape and willing to work hard. What do you guys usually pay?

>>349519390
i am lol im just watchen people argue :P

>>349519439
normaly 10 an hour
ill talk to my parents and see if we cant pick up another

>>349518293

I copied it directly from the address.. If you didn't see the link you lack any information to realize anything of what's going on.. I didn't know it's easier to troll people on newt gingrich than any other forums

>>349518738

I don't have any problems with gays.. I just know that if i ever see a cowboy i better be carefull that they don't try to stab me in the ass or something.. Since naturally i would find that a negative experience.

>>349520034
no cowboy is going to try and stab you in the ass
but if you keep talkin shit about em one day one of them might just pull out the 22 gauge off the gun rack of there truck and make you wish all they did was "stab you in the ass"

now gtfo, searisouly.

>>349520271

Are u sure they are not too busy trying to stab people in the ass to do that?

>>349520540
yeah. im pretty fucking sure.

>>349517221

I'm down under, in outback South Australia...

>>349519563
alright man cool, if you find out anything more let me know my email is Darklink_1999@hotmail.com

If things don't work out down there I can always go see my great aunt in Arkansas so it's all good brah.

>>349520627

Well i don't think me or everynewt gingrich else are.. fag hahaha

>>349520667
thats pretty cool champ, i dident know yall had cowboys, no offence tho

>>349520271
22 gauge?

>>349520738
well you and one other so far dont agree. hopefully this thread keeps going and i can assure everyone on here, that not all cowboys are gay

>>349520866
shot gun
its what we call em down here

>>349506666
Oh I didn't even noticed

>>349517221

We do, but we only use "cowboy" when talking rodeo.. in the "real world" we are "stockmen" or "ringers"

>>349520034
A cowboy will not bother you, unless you give him a reason to, a real cowboy will still not bother you. but, you piss off a cowboy, and you better be able to handle what is dealt you.
I carry 2 knives, and 2 pistols. I've only had to pull out a pistol 2 times in 20 yrs. I didn't get to use it. pulling it was enough.

>>349521216
what? lol

>>349521229
ohh i gotcha thats pretty cool, we have cowboys and ranchers lol

>>349506037

What do you expect your record to be this season? Are the playoffs a definite?

>>349520923
I agree

what's the difference between a cowboy hat and a tampon?

cowboy hats are for assholes

>>349521432
i hate the dallas cowboys
jerry jones needs to die already

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW5UEW2kYvc

Alan Jackson FTW

>>349521457
with op or the other guy?

>>349520923

Wow it's so funny, you even admit you need to convince everynewt gingrich that cowboys are not gay.. Well was fun trolling you guys.. Time to troll a new thread ;)

>>349521646
hes one of the greats!

>>349521718
everyone thinks they are lol
its not a hidden fact...
nice try tho lol love the effort

>>349521534
well...alright then? thanks for that..

Do you guys have any hot farm girls down there?

>inb4 inbred jokes, etc

>>349521670
with the link I quoted, If you can't figure that out, I agree with the OP.
Not all cowboys are gay.
.
Saying all cowboys are gay is like saying ALL of /b/ likes traps, and secretly wants to become one.

whats it like being the shit stain of the white race?

>>349522589
well as soon as i become that i will tell you

>>349521534
>"what's the difference between a cowboy hat and a tampon?"
.
a tampon posts jokes like this.
.
A tampon user posted this joke.

>>349522753
Do you know why cowgirls are bowlegged?

cuz cowboys like to eat with there hats on

>>349522589
> !HDJcunt/ZI
what's that stand for Hard Dick Jacker ?

>>349509826

why? did u go see it?

>>349522935
I like swimmin' in bowlegged women ...
oh ... wait ...
that's swimmin with bowlegged women ...
Hats do get in the way, while eating at the Y

>>349523193
i have never watched it, no. but places like this show me just what people think after watching it

>>349523193
He He, that's what I was going to ask him.
It only changed the perception of dumbass city folk, that payed good money to go see a piece of Hollywood misconceptive trash.

>>349523794
bingo
people who have never met a real cowboy will then assume all are like that

>>349524183
I agree

>>349521534
I don't agree with that