Anyway, the point of this thread is to see if anyone would object to their state in particular being in this arrangement. Specifically, I wasn't sure if Virginia should be with the other blue states.

Inb4 Alberta
The confederates would never let a canadian province into 'Murrica.

I don't think Virginia or West Virginia should be included.

Canadian here, I wouldn't mind. Fuck Quebec pisses me off. French all over everything. And the keyboard they make for Canada are retarded.

>>349183288
>or West Virginia

Lol, whut? I'm under the impression they're kind of a democratic stronghold.

Illinoisfag here. Do want.

>>349183556
> democratic stronghold
so what?

want.

>>349184024
>so what?

So they'd presumably be fans of the liberal paradise their neighbors were hooking up with, and not want to stay with the backwater creationist weirdos to the south.

if we changed the name and added half of nevada so we get las vegas then i'd be up for it

THIS WOULD BE AWESOME

>>349184614
>if we changed the name and added half of nevada so we get las vegas then i'd be up for it

I was wondering about both of those things.

1. Currently it's "the canadian federation" or "the federation of Canada". I figured if it were a union government with the northern states, the name might change, but not so if we just seceded and joined them normally. So I dunno. Better name?

2. Maybe Las Vegas county secedes and joins California, and the rest of Nevada joins Utah?

I actually like this idea. I'm from Washington (state) and when i visited Louisiana once, it was like walking into a giant Mcdonalds.

In general: fuck the south.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

If this happens I'm moving to Toronto. Fuck NC.

you sir, have obviously never been to virginia

>>349183288
WVfag here. It think we'd go to Canada, but not Virginia.

>>349186118
>If this happens I'm moving to Toronto. Fuck NC.

Nodakfag here. Luckily I'm in Fargo, so I just have to walk 22 blocks eastward and I'm in a blue state. Plus it's fairly moderate/liberal around the red river counties, so it's not as bad as you'd think.

Canadafag here, so glad we get Cali !
And NY

>>349186688
>WVfag here. It think we'd go to Canada, but not Virginia.

I've heard Virginia is basically a battleground state, where democrats and republicans get into office about as often. Am I misled? Is it all a conservative backwater?

I'll just leave this here http://7iny.info/PA9SH3

>Canadian Republic
>Hawaii
haha, oh wow!

Alaska would be with Canada. Trust me, they hate the rednecks more than New Yorkers.

>>349187063
Northern Virginia would fit in nicely with Canada, But everything from Warrenton down would stay in the South. For the past 20 some years, Northern Virginia has been trying to break off and become it's own state. The difference between NoVa and SoVa is mind blowing.

Michiganfag here. I don't really want to be a part of Canada.

I'd be okay with this.

NYfag here.... im okay with this
southerners give the rest of us Americans a bad name, so just fuck them all and burn them with napalm

>>349187597

>>CA and not Detroit
>ugh

>>349187063
Your assumption is correct, but it's population seems to identify with the south.
I guess it could go either way. Realistically, both Virginias could be cut into 2.
West Virgina would have a new state called North Virgina (northern panhandle and around Morgantown, places that are culturally closer to Pittsburgh) that would go to Canada.
Virgina would have an East Virgina (around DC and Maryland) that would go to Canada.

Canadian here, I'd be happy having an non-religious intelligent Americans be a part of my country. I can even be okay with religious so long as it isn't too crazy and you're intelligent.

>>349187473
>For the past 20 some years, Northern Virginia has been trying to break off and become it's own state.

Whoa, really? Is there an actual movement, or is it mostly just talk at this point?

Why the fuck do you retards keep putting Iowa with the repubs.

A. We were one of the first states to legalize gay marriage

B. We voted blue in 08

C. We voted Obama to his first major surprise victory (despite being a bunch of hicks)

D. Our schools are repeatedly rated among the best in the nation (ever wondered what ITBS means/where it's written. Or where the ACT is located?)

E. Read some fucking history, Iowa has always been a center left progressive state.

Christ OP, where do retards like you get there info...

>America gains nothing
>Loses their best states of tourism and population
>No more NYC, Chicago, LA so economy is fucked
>America's face when

Liberal GAfag here, I'm okay with this provided libs get to move to whatever the new liberal country is called (imho it should be United States of Canada, to make the naming fairer).

Masshole here and I completely want this.

>>Canada wanting our Democrats

Take em

Britfag here: why don't you just join your ancestral homeland and work together for a brighter future!

Why does everyone call themselves fags on /b/?
Is that a thing I should be doing? Is it hip? Is it cool?
I'm from Illinois, and FUCK CANADA YOU FUCKING MAPLESYRUPHATS

i like the canadian union set up here.

>>349188336
If you don't want to lose states then parts of the country need to stop being retarded. Are you saying that if the majority of the population of a state wants to break off they shouldn't be allowed to? What kind of freedom is that?

Id be down with this if you took florida; well atleast just the coast of florida like 30-40 miles from the coast, all inland areas are florida are typical southerns but all down the coast are actually decent people for the most part

im from cali and i'm ok with this.

WIS Fag here with out current governor and the downfall of our state as it is there is no way wisco would ever go along with this. We are being striped of our rights here. Fuck SCOTT WALKER

>>349188210
Every few years it gets brought up again. I think it probably all talk. But I remember my parents talking about it when we were little (I live in Fairfax). It will probably never happen, but it is something they always talk about.

>>349188613

>>349187597
You sir, are a fucking retarded redneck who has been too busy blowing your cousin to realize how truly awesome California is

Coloradofag here...

lolwut? We'd NEVER join the south.

>>349188613
lol over 200 years later and you still can't control your citizens.

Your an idiot the seperatist movent is dead in Quebec!

The blue states still have something like 3 or 4 times as many people as Canada (Hell, California alone has more people than Canada), so it's more like Canada joines the blue states as a new USA or a brand new country.

Sorry, Canadians, but even half the US is still a lot bigger and stronger than you.

>>349188280
>Christ OP, where do retards like you get there info...

*shrug*
I figured since the republican party always holds their first presidential showdowns there, they must be a conservative state. Plus, I've always thought of Iowa and Wisconsin as being very similar, and Wisconsin is borderline republican as it is. So I dunno. I guess I was totally off.

>>349188663
I think people do it for two reasons:
1. It makes the word less insulting. People who call people fags thinking that person is going to be upset are retarded.
2. Newfriends who come here will be insulted and leave, especially the type of person we don't want here anyway.

Canadian here, I don't give a fuck what you think. I don't see why you hate me just because I'm Canadian, I don't remember ever having ever done anything to you. I don't give a fuck where someone is from, that doesn't really factor in to my judgement of them. I like people who are intelligent and help society progress.

>>349189181
It's because of our immigration laws are so low, the scum of other countries comes in, hopefully soon we will kick out the people who are bringing us down and we will rebuild our empire!

>>349189228
RIP :(

>>349188613
>Britfag here: why don't you just join your ancestral homeland and work together for a brighter future!

Man, fuck Britain.
I forgot to mention: as a condition of getting all the northern states, Canada has to cast off the crown. Fuck monarchy; republic all the way!

>>349189456
>I like people who are intelligent and help society progress.
Why are you on /b/ then?

>>349188967

>>349189390
Why would I give a fuck?

>>349189411
Wisconsin is still borderline. the houses are essentially split with only one- or two-seat advantages. Walker can suck a dick. it's also like any other state with liberal cities and college towns (Madison) and conservative rural areas and farmland.

Michiganfag here, and fuck yes!!! How do we make this happen?

Nedermarken is still a better country. Discuss.

>>349189639
Canada is kinda still owned by Britain, Britain has to let give them independence, umad?
And what's wrong with constitutional monarchy

>>349189043
DC-fag here, and NoVA has some of the most affluent counties in the USA. It has 4 juristictions that are all in the top ten most affluent, and is an economic powerhouse, along with the rest of the DC area. The rest of Virginia? A giant bag of shit. West Virginia seceded for political differences, but now they're not much different from southern Virginia. So West Virginia and SoVA should merge into one giant hick Virginia, and NoVA should become its own state (and if this Canadian-American merger were to occur, NoVA would join while leaving the hicks behind).

tl;dr Virginia's only accomplishment is in it's northern region.

Yes Canada please take the bloated, corrupt, crime ridden states full of worthless lazy welfare queens off are our hands. We'll be sure to send along every additional Lea-sha with 10 kids by 11 daddies we find.
Such a shame though, Toronto was a nice clean place to visit.

>>349189963
>Nedermarken is still a better country. Discuss.

Ooh! I like!

>North Idaho doesn't join Canada

wut

>>349189680
It isn't a bad place. If you stick to the right threads you can actually learn something. And people here sometimes actually provide good arguements. It's a good place to learn that there probably isn't a god and you aren't helping things pretending that there is.

Okiefag here. I'm okay with this. We don't need you libs shitting on our country.

>>349189963
that's stupid, United States of Europe would be a win state

>>349183556

right. although we foten associate west virginia as a state of billy goats, historically they split from virginia to pursue a pro-north anti-slavery policy. west virginia's weird, but weird like fuck your step-sister weird. yeah, people will look at you funny, but your kids won't have huntington's chorea.

>>349190065
dirty Southerner

virginia and new jersey can go to the confederate states

if we took california, we'd also take californias debt.

fuck that shit

>>349185969
LAfag here. Please don't leave us southern Louisiana people alone with the rest of the South. We'd be surrounded. I know we are often silly but we are definitely the most fun. At least let us be a Quebecois outpost.

this actually doesn't seem too far off.
There's a few bad things that you have going on here.
All the food is grown in the heartland. Which you just gave up.
Wisconsin would probably join the confederate union along with Virginia and maybe a few other NE states that want concealed carry. and not those bogus Canadian gun laws.
South will rise and conquer.
Missourifag supports this.
Get them freeloadin roody-poos out of my state.

Should be called The Federal Republic of Toronto and its protectorates.

>>349190491
lol, but you would get hollywood!

Is canada a liberal paradise? I thought they had internet caps and made lolicon illegal.

>>349189963
10/10

>>349190038
>Canada is kinda still owned by Britain, Britain has to let give them independence, umad?

HAHAHAHAHHAA
Right, because you totally gave *us* permission to leave. We'll join Canada and have a second revolution. It'll be totally fabulous and awesome!

>And what's wrong with constitutional monarchy

You know, I'm expecting you guys to abolish that monarchy the moment the current queen dies. Seriously. I'll be really disappointed in you if you don't. The crown is basically useless at this point anyway; you only cling to it for cheap tourism bucks. It does nothing for your people in the way of governance, and only serves as a stark reminder of your disgusting imperialistic aristocratic past. It's time for a wave of the future, my friend!

>>349188280
>Argues that Iowa isn't a hick state
>Uses the ACT (the SAT's retarded step cousin twice removed) as evidence that Iowa isn't as bad as it seems
>No

>>349190296
watch the news. not even england is a decent country at these times. let alone france, or even worse, italy, spain and greece. shitty countrys, all of them.
The netherlands and scandinavia have rich hard working people and better language.) no problem with canada though.

Illinoisfag from earlier here.
Why don't we just bring the us government to a catastrophic collapse and rebuild the great empire we had 40 years ago?

>>349187597
Wow. There is just buttmad seething off this post.

Nah uh...the west coast go to China as partial repayment for the debt. Suck it canada

>>349190607
My internet isn't capped.

I'm from Manitoba, so naturally I'd be all for this.

>>349187602

You wouldn't be. In such an arrangement, it would be Canada becoming a part of the northern states, not the northern states becoming part of Canada. Consider the fact that Canada's population is less than that of California for a minute.

>>349182686

West Virginia is definitely Confederate, although once all the coal is gone, nobody's gonna want it and it's gonna be the Afghanistan of North America. As for my state, good old Ohio, yeah I'm cool with it, I understand they're much cooler about weed in Canada

>>349190748
Greece, and most of those countries, just need to get their shit together and get rid of the pension abuses and shit. How shit like that ever made into law is beyond me.

>>349190306
>>349190062
see: >>349188051

The northern panhandle and area around Morgantown and Clarksburg are not like the rest of Hick Virginia, we closer to being Yinzers from Pittsburgh.

I live in california, im okay with this. America sucks go canada

>>349190958
Once you remove the nig­gers,rednecks and retards Canada has a larger population than murika

>>349190501
>At least let us be a Quebecois outpost.

You might be onto something there, actually....

ITT: loser Candians.

Yeah great job OP, us here in Alberta really love liberalism.

I don't think Michigan would take being annexed by Canadia very well...

>>349191195
To fucking bad when our army is poised to invade.

Might need one of those flat states in the middle after all it is just corn and wheat fields.

YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAW THE SOUTH WILL RIIIIIIIIIIIIISE AGAIN!

Ok, but why Virginia?

WAfag here. imokaywiththis.jpg

>>349189963
Danish fag here
i have heard scandinaven unite before, but nedermarken is new to me, where did that suddenly came from?

>>349188613
Great britain sucks dicks. pic related
>>349188280
>Our schools are repeatedly rated among the best in the nation
> Christ OP, where do retards like you get there info.
> there info
> there

Fuck. English isn't even my primary language and this makes me rage every time. I think I just got trolled

>>349189228
THIS

has anyone realized that whom ever gets the west coast states gets their military?

>>349190038
don't forget to ask for permission canadacunts

>>349190654
We get millions in tourist money.
We should be proud that our country once owned 1/4 of the world, and our ex colonies should have more respect to the country that made you pretty much what you are today.
If we lose the crown, we lose much more than tourist money, they own so much land and even if we get rid of the crown, it's still their land, they give us the profits of that land.

>>349190654

Regarding abolishing the monarchy in Canada, much of Canada is actually willing to do this. The problem is that we would have to change our constitution, which isn't that easy to do (we've tried and failed to do it before). Interestingly though, the UK wants to change their laws about gender and succession in the royal family, which would require all the countries in the commonwealth to change their constitutions, so with possible pressure from the UK to do this, there's a possibility we'll just change our constitution and become a republic.

As it stands, neither the royal family, nor the governor general have any real power in the country. The governor general is basically told what to do by the prime minister. Its really more of a symbolic role at this point anyway.

>>349191345
All eight of you? You wouldn't make it past the roody-poo brigade: Detroit.

>Virgina
>part of the Canadian Union

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!

No thanks bro. The Old Dominion state chooses the confederacy

>>349190386

Pennsylvaniafag here, I agree about the New Jersey part. But, this is interesting, makes you wonder what if?

>>349189161
This is true, I'm from the south and I spent a year in Colorado school as a young boy. They hated me for it, and I wasn't even a redneck

confederates get all the roody-poos!!!

I really like the looks of this map. Canada takes all the bits that are making money, and the bigots get ther own state to mess around with. Sounds good.

>>349191114

We have our fair share too. They're just not as vocal here.

>>349191503

Rise again to just be decimated like it was the last time.

>>349188280

Because of your straw pole. That's the only thing non-Iowans know abaout Iowa. Sorry.

>>349191698
>being proud because your country used to be powerful
>You had absolutely no impact or any real connection to it.

I'm from the south and I approve of this. WHY?

The roody-poos and crime will all flock to you cocksuckers and all the north states will be like Detroit and Chicago. Not racists? just wait till you are surrounded by some good ole southern roody-poos and you will come around.

>>349190038
Pol-Sci Canadafag here. You are incorrect sir. Canada is 100% independent of Britain.

Canada can dump the Queen without her permission. 1981 Constitution Act.

New York votes yes on this proposal

>>349189963

I agree. However, Norway could fit in aswell with a good economy. Sweden has too many problems with arabfags and should be reconsidered.

>>349192094
>decimated
>10% casualties
Not that bad

>>349188336
Actually, America simply takes over Canada.
>Confederatesfacewhen

>Canada tries to invade USA
>mfw

>>349192140
no shit, and therefore we should honour the people who made it powerful.
>>349191720
you do your own shit anyway, like a republic, it'll be purely symbolic therefore, pointless.

>>349187597
>>349187597

>>349188663
>new here

>>349192427
>90%
Fix'd that for ya

Sure is Roman empire in here

COME BACK TO YOUR HOME ANGLO-SAXON BROTHERS AND SISTERS!. WE SHALL POPULATE OURSELVES IN GREATER NUMBERS AND RE-BUILD THE ANGLO SAXON EMPIRE, WE WILL RULE THE WORLD ONCE AGAIN!

>>349192491
>honour the people
>all of them dead
>honouring doesn't affect them

Alright, OP here. I've made two edits. What does Newt think?

1/2

>>349191720
The British monarchy in Canada has always had strong majority support.

You are correct that the reason we have a constitutional monarchy is because of the extreme political challenge of changing it (i.e Quebec).

But Canada has 100% of the sovereign legal power to change the constitution and doesn't need British permission to do so.

>>349192753
2/2

The only difference between them is Iowa. I'm still not entirely convinced it belongs with the union, considering all the trouble in Wisconsin.

>>349192753
We still want the northern part of quebec. It will become apart of Newfie land & labrador & quebec

whats wrong with montana ? i used to go snowboarding there a lot, seemed like an ok place to me.

>>349192707
By that point, what's the point of grave and shit, just throw them in pit or some shit, doesn't affect them.

>Includes Virginia and West Virginia
>Doesn't include Idaho or Montana

Your fortune: Good Luck

wifag here, im totally cool with this

CAfag here. No way in HELL will i become part of Canada

eto eto nice

>>349193057
My point exactly.

>>349192195
If we could rid the south of the welfare queens i'm in.

>>349191698
>If we lose the crown, we lose much more than tourist money, they own so much land and even if we get rid of the crown, it's still their land, they give us the profits of that land.

They'd still be a family of extremely wealthy private citizens, dude. You'd get to tax them and everything.

MN here, I don't want to be part of Canada, tougher to get into the rest of the US states where I know people, no longer reciprocity with other states for college. I do like my guns and my freedom.

>>349192700
GTFO with this "Anglo-Saxon" bullshit. That's enormously insulting to all the proud and honorable Brits of this world who are not descended from those particular tribes of Germanic barbarians from 1500 years ago.

Indeed, if you claim to be "Anglo-Saxon", I will insist that you ought to move to Germany - fucking Kraut!

>>349193169
You, sir, are a disgrace.

>>349190296

Now THAT'S stupid. Have you recently read about the economy of several countries in the EU? Would they be a part of a united union, it would suck hard to be this.

>>349182686
I'm from NY and i'm ok with this

NJfag here, i wouldn't mind, looks good

>>349190571

My thoughts exactly

.>>349190038

I like the monarchy, but I'd be willing to give it up to make this happen.

>>349192700

>>349193360
You sir will waste 10's of thousands of dollars on things that wont affect people at all.

>>349192427

Not talking just casualties. Major cities, the country side, the infrastructure, and the economy (among other things) in the South got completely destroyed, and it took a hell of a long time to even remotely recover.

>>349193151
Its okay CaliFag - we don't want your kind of socialism and racism shit up here. Canada works just fine the way it is without you.

>>349182686
>mfw North Dakota and Montana are southern states
>mfw i dont have a face

MN here, I don't want to be part of Canada, tougher to get into the rest of the US states where I know people, no longer reciprocity with other states for college. I do like my guns and my freedom. So no not really up for this. I do sort of hate the bible thumping of the orange but I don't want to give up my US rights.

>>349193555
So not decimated then.

Canada would become the seventh largest economy in the world if it absorbed California.

California would secede as its own nation if any shit like this actually went down.

>i would be okay with this
if i didn't live in florida

>>349193524
>be widow.
>husband shoved in pit.
>I'm not ok with this.jpg

You guys are idiots, qubec doesnt have a seperatist party anymore

>>349193756
>be widow
>250k life insurance policy on husband
>dont give a fuck about the body

>>349190727
>You got a 1200 on the SAT
>I got a 35 on the ACT
>You're fucking brilliant, because you took the right test

indiana would never go for this.. they are more one of the reddist states there are.. but im in CA and im ok with this..

imokaywiththis.jpg

>>ctrl+f mexico
>>mfw

Seriously, they're in the middle of a war for drug legitimacy there. You think the south would be able to stand up to them? Unlikely. Once they were legitimized, they'd focus on taking back what the Americans stole from them.

>>349193667
>So not decimated then.

Iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg

>>349192700

Something has to be done about dat outstandin' debt...capitalistopia!

>>349182686
DEBT MAN... DEBT

>>349193667

Decitmate:
-to cause great destruction or harm.

So yeah, decimated...

>mfw

>>349194188
this seems more accurate

Blue spends its way into oblivion while orange has a surplus of food

>>349194294
>to select by lot and kill every tenth person of.