do you hit on chicks saying you work in "the buisness"?

Let me guess. This is the only job you got by attending a Film School lol

>>348803780
do you know what time the next bus from Leeds to manchester is please?

How do ya sleep?

How many times have you seen snookis pussy

pic related

are these shows real

Just google Nicole Pitiger.
Check out what money can do to hide your college escapades.
But the vid of her fuckin some dude in a pool of piss is still out there.

are they that fucking dumb IRL or is it all just an act?

>>348804570
She was takin the bone.
Now spendin mommy's money to keep it off the interwebs.

OP here

>>348803949
Yep
>>348804128
Like a baby
>>348804291
Lots, shes an innie suprisingly

Mom's fuckable if you're OK with jew pussy.

how does this season of jersey shore(italy) end?

tell about some scenes, who were cut in the jersey shore

Pitiger has a nice pad in Westchester.
Perhaps she'd let you do an episode there ?

>>348804366
Yea for the most part, we have on occasion told one of the cast members to "intentionaly" start something in order to cause drama

>>348804573
I wouldnt consider them dumb, they just have REALLY dumbass moments and thats usually what we show

How does this season's episode of Jersey shore end.

do you also think it's funny that Abercrombie & Fitch doesn't want the cast wearing their clothes, when their clothes are made for douchebags?

How's the pay? Dollars and cents- none of this "good" BS

>>348803780

How do I get hired to be a C.O.?

I have experience.

that nicole pitiger vid is suprisingly difficult to find

>>348805152
Ronnie and Sam are still together, Ronnie and Mike are cool with each other, and Deena and Jenny fucking hate each other

>>348805429
What do you want to know dude? I have TONS of stories

>>348806114
any gay stories within Jersey Shore?

>>348805869


Was on motherless ACF36A2
.
.
You can hear the guy say " damn I can't cum"
.
http://rapidshare.com/files/399127989/nicole-pitiger-1of2.mp4.html

Do any of the cast member's do drugs.

as hard as i had to look for that vid...it was suprisingly not good.

>>348806662
>do any of the cast members NOT do drugs?

FTFY. you are welcome.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

how do you live with yourself dude? I mean knowing that if you didn't shoot it... well I know the answer. if you didn't, someone else would. you may as well get paid. still

>>348806114
tell me about most fucked about stories
(stds,disgusts,embarrassments,etc)

>>348806674
There are 2 vids. Both pretty short.
Funny part is the back story and the unforseen consequences.
She has spent TONS of her mommy's money.

Anon was pretty hard on her.
Already a failure. Pretty sure her dad saw this coming. How shitty of a Jew do you have to be to going from living in NY to going to IU?

Yeah, Big Ten schools (especially Penn State, Michigan, Wisconsin and Indiana) get a ton of students from Long Island/Westchester County.
The smarter ones (that don't go Ivy League) go to Michigan or Wisconsin, with Penn State getting the next rung and Indiana getting the scraps.
Apparently the scraps like to get fucked in piss.

>>348805789
Bro we fucking BANK, and i mean BANK, for each episode we make 20k. 13 episodes x 20k.

>>348805854
Stringing. look it up

>>348803780
A shot of love is all staged and shit amirite? but what's for tits and pussy of the girls you see them oftend?

describe the mikey - ronnie fight in apt detail plz

how many times do they beg you to not air something after you video taped it

>>348807773
>>348807912

Yeah motherfucker~ THESE

Looks like she'd fit right into Jersy shore.
You should give her a casting call.

>>348806662
>>348806785
They dont actually

>>348806924
back when we were filming season 3, Deena was messing around and she hid one of the little back up cameras for the camera room, I asked vinnie if he seen her running around with it, he told me she hid it in the closet, so i went to go get it and in the closet is where they kept theie dirty clothes, i looked everywhere and couldnt find so I did the unthinkable and had to dig through the dirty clothes, so im digging and omfg its like grossest thing ever, one of the girls panties was just caked it period blood, it was fucking sick, turns out the fuckin camera is in the kitchen cabinet.
the pay is worth it

>>348806976

>>348806976

>>348808595
that big story was meant for >>348806976

What happens to the uncut footage of them fucking?

Have you fucked any of the cast members, or have any of their numbers.

Also at clubs and such do girls ever try and hit on you as the cameraman

Used to be here but it's long gone now.

>>348807773
damn bro you cant wait a week? Ronnie and Sam end up fighting again, mike ends getting in the middle of it and starts calling out ronnie for snitching him out, ronnie calls mike out for all his shit hes done in the past, mike goes fucking berserk as does ronnie, ronnie starts flipping shit but sam ends up getting ronnie to walk away, mike like the dumbass he is, follows them still talking shit, ronnie turns around, grabs the motherfucker and throws him headfirst into a dresser. i wasnt filming at the time but I was in the viewing room though. Shit was So Cash

The whole family.
Except dad and brother.

thanks for killing MTV.

>>348810068
My friend, MTV was dead long before any of this shit.

>>348809960
OP. You're a pretty cool guy.

>>348809988
I'm sorry, but what the fuck is this shit?

which cast member(female) would you like to fuck and wich cast member is the most disgusting

>>348810294
seconded, keep it goin OP, i want to hear more storiesss

>>348807224
>>348807224
>>348807224
Newfags can't google.
http://www.pornhost.com/1352491865/

>>348810520
none. all ugly

>>348809040
We turn the cameras off unfortunately :(

>>348809406
No but if anyone I would fuck sam, cellphones are not allowed during filming, and ive fucked a couple chicks because of the show.

Whats next for jersey shore

Do you feel like things get blown out of proportions on the shows that you've done, or that people act a bit crazier/more dramatic because they're being filmed?

I can understand why its edited so insanely fast for all the low attention span kids who watch it, but why is it filmed so poorly?

Why does vinny leave in the next season? I hear Mike left too. What happened?

have you finished filming the 5th season yet? what was it like?

OP, are you on this list: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1563069/fullcredits ?

Apparently my friend's daughter live in the apartment above them. I have no way to verify this. Do you know any people who live around them? Do you ever talk to them?

>>348810520
Id fuck Sam and Jenny. Snook and Deena are a whole nother story though...

>>348811372
Season 5 is back in jersey, we just got done filming it not too long ago, Snooki and Jenny are gonna have their own show. Im gonna be working on Pauly's show about him DJ'ing his shitty music around the world, we start filming that in November

bump

Which one of the cast members is the biggest douch bag and which is the nicest?

OP is just another troll.

I'm seriously interested in this thread. Please do continue.

OP, why did you guys have a fight on Jersey Shore as soon as the 4th episode. Seems a bit rushed don't you think?

>>348812481
forgot to post as OP (posting in another thread also)

>>348812107
Yea

>>348811749
Vinnie's mom got really sick and knowing how family oriented he is, its obvious why he left, Mike's ego went through the roof and he thought he was better than the show, so he left.

>>348812181
There is no appartment above the shore house

...OP?

Got any funny ass stories shooting shore?

>>348813100
Fucking mike, the motherfucker thinks hes god, the rest of the cast are pretty fucking cool, they would always talk to us and joke around with us

>>348814178
Episodes go according to timeline, the ronnie mike fight happened in during the second week, every 2-3 days of filming = 1 episode

bumping for OP

what did Deena do to Jenny /Jenny do to Deena(though it's sorta obvious who started) that they hate eachother, according to>>348806114

why do you film such shitty shows

What other shows besides shore have you worked on?

Holy fuck OP. How can you live with ur self? fuckin realty shit on tv, Its make me throw up when i see it.

>>348815169

wow, only 2 weeks in the guys are trying to fuck eachother up.

so ronnie and sam fight again? right after they said they would not do what they did after getting back together AGAIN.

>>348815348
Jenny's man from season 3 comes to visit, deena gets drunk and tries to hit on him

>>348815446
Reality show wise? A Double Shot At Love With Tila Tequilla and Disaster Date

what happens to all the uncensord footage of nudity?
>>348812481
and anything big happen in season 5?
hook ups/fights

>>348803780
Whats the height of the male cast members, sometimes they look huge and sometimes like gnomes

>>348815717
Well I can live 20 grand an episode :)

>>348815869

LMAO Deena is full of fucking surprises this season it seems.

1st Deena tries to get it in with Pauly, then rages over the guys not letting her cuddle with the italian dude, after that she fucking scissors with a fucking virgin. and all of this from the 1st 3 episodes of the season.

Were you present at the snooki punch?

>>348815977
Storage, your not missing out on much, season 5 fights are the usual sam and ronnie, and mike fights with every1 about his ego and leaves, pauly and deena hook up

>>348816017
Pauly is the tallest one, hes the same height as me and im 6'0, then after him its a tie between mike and vinnie so id say about 5'9 and ronnie is about 5'7

Where do you sleep while filming the show?

>>348817107

how tall is Pauly WITHOUT the fucking blowout

OP what do I need to do to get a job like yours?

Also, I love the show bro

>>348816540
yep, if you watch the episode, when the camera is all up in her face in the bathroom stall, that was me filming, I didnt film the punch though.

is the show edited that poorly or are these broads just that dumb?

>>348817464
which one of these is you?

Series Camera and Electrical Department
Colleen Laffey .... camera operator (36 episodes, 2009-2011)
James Doza .... camera operator (26 episodes, 2009-2011)
Carrie Dufresne .... camera operator / assistant camera (24 episodes, 2009-2010)
Erik Boccio .... lighting technician (20 episodes, 2009-2010)
Shaun Newton .... camera operator (15 episodes, 2009-2011)
Adam Troeger .... jib arm operator / jib camera operator / ... (13 episodes, 2009-2011)
Joel Tacorda .... assistant camera (13 episodes, 2010)
Jeff Tan .... camera operator (12 episodes, 2009-2011)
Luke Grossaint .... camera operator (10 episodes, 2010)
Pete McGill .... lighting director (6 episodes, 2009-2011)
Justin Remillard .... camera operator / assistant camera (3 episodes, 2009-2011)
Julio Cesar Lopez .... gaffer (2 episodes, 2009-2011)
Jon Sabia .... assistant camera (2 episodes, 2009-2011)
Jovan Sales .... assistant camera / camera operator (2 episodes, 2009-2011)
Justin Woiwode .... electrician (2 episodes, 2009-2010)
Ryan Bailey .... electrician / gaffer (2 episodes, 2010-2011)
Tim Breuer .... lighting assistant (2 episodes, 2010-2011)
Allison Di Biase .... assistant camera (2 episodes, 2010-2011)
Ryan Graves .... assistant camera (2 episodes, 2010-2011)
Kevin Moore .... assistant camera (2 episodes, 2010-2011)
Aaron Uentillie .... best boy (2 episodes, 2010-2011)

Do you hang out with anyone from the show when you're not filming episodes?

is mike a cranky piece of shit this season because he can't find cocaine in italy?

Is Sammi as dumb as she seems on the show? It pisses me off cause she's the hottest one and I wanna smush but she's just sp fucking stupid on the show.

how many vinnie free episodes do you think they could do without anyone watching realizes vinnie isn't there?

>>348803780
Mike deff fucked snookie didnt he? I dont believe that tanned whore for one bit

OP are you a douchebag like the Jersey Shore people? Do you support their douchebaggery?

>>348817679
>14 year old internet detective

So what's the reason for the attack? hurr durr anonymous' 14 y/o kids in their ranks attacking jersey shore because it's media diarrhea we are legion

fucking children

>>348817943

Not OP, but on the "jersey shore the 1st fist pump" special is says how she's really the most well educated and mannered, so I guess she'd be the smartest. But Snookie and Deena infected their retardation on her during the 3 whole previous seasons.

Do they really drink as much as it shows on tv or is it less? Who's the biggest drunk? Do the house mates do the cleaning or do they have someone come in and do it for them?

>>348817943
i like how in the opening sammi says the's the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet. then filps out when someone calls her a bitch.

>>348817213
The yellow house next to the Shore house during seasons 1,3,and 5. The Miami house was considerably bigger than the Shore house so a whole section was blocked off for us, same went for the Italy house.

Are you the reason why they say "cool story bro" and other meme-related stuff.

>>348818794
no, they are just products of the "bro, brah" lifestyle. remember these fuckin retards would have to be able to read to read a script.

>>348817679
Dave Davidson

Did you take this picture?

Do people come over off camera to hang out?

Do people at the club try to steal shit from the camera crew? Anyone ever try to get on camera and start shit on purpose?

have you seen all of them naked

>>348817679
not telling you bro

>>348817693
Nope, itd be nice to hang out with Vinnie, hes really fucking nice.

>>348817894
Mike just has a huge fucking ego

>>348818614
They all drink like any normal person in their 20's would, they all clean after themselves

>>348819460
whos this girl?

>>348819975
ho fucked would you be if someone from your network saw this and found out who you were?

>>348803780

tell us about the girl from season 1 and 2. forgot her name.

>>348820168
implying the jews that run mtv wouldn't like free spoilerless advertising.

>>348820168
see
>>348818404

Get the fuck off the internet, child.

>>348820325
angelina.

op is obv. troll lets see some credentials

>>348820452
yeah what the fuck went through that girl's mind

>>348819975

Pauly looks like he's fucking hilarious IRL. I thought you'd say him.

OP I hate the Jersey Shore all it is, is douchebags being assholes and then teenagers watch it and then become douchebags too.

What do you think?

>>348803780

that happened to the snooki/jwow spinoff where they were moving in together, and that dumb dunce snookie didn't know how to write a check

Op is an obvious troll.

>>348819498
You mean with the cast? When were out and about yea people always try to talk to them but security usually rushes them off, the only time security wont rush them off is when theyre out clubbing.

>>348819626
haha yea, some asshole pushed my camera once and told me to stop filming this trash, wouldnt be surprised If it was a /b/tard. A couple times people jump in the shot and act retarded but like I said, security usually rushes them off

>>348820895
I think you're more intelligent than the average person, which speaks volumes of how great you are as a human being, needless to say you are a great person, keep thinking like that, you are a unique individual.

what's your full name, social security number, credit card number and penis length?

>>348821332
if there really is security where were they when snooki got face punched?

>>348821332
dude, i would break the cameras, and run off. fuck your security, they wouldnt do shit, nor would they even interfere.

>>348821596
security lets the drama happen, its good ratings getters.

The situation is a candy-ass
Pauly is kinda cool
Vinnie looks like a nice person
Ronnie seems nice, unless hes drunk or fighting with that bitch he usually fights with.

>>348820895
i don't think people watch the jersey shore to find out deena's views on nafta, or what ronnie thinks of current economic policy.

they watch it to laugh at fuckin retards.

Jersey Shore, A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila, Disaster Date etc..


Seriously dude, those shows are trash. Do you cry a little every time you wake up and have to go shoot another fake assed show?

>>348821853
i forget if it was miami or season 3 when ron and sam fought or broke up and she brought him a piece of pizza and he's like "what am i gonna do with a fuckin slice of pizza??!?!"

>>348820325
Angelina? didnt much for her.

>>348820749
Pauly is pretty cool too, like i said earlier, Me and 1 more c.o are gonna be filming his new spin off show so ill get to see him alot

what would you say is the most accurately represented part of the show? like which part is actually real, and which parts are definitely faked?

>>348822151

Yes, and then I wipe the tears off with my 20 grand per episode.

>>348821932
The thing is, when "fuckin" retards watch it, like teenagers. They act like it. When I graduated the Jersey Shore was just getting popular and then about 25% of the people in my school became bigger douchebags or became douches. The thing is most people who watch it actually want to be like those idiots. In College English class this preppy girl wrote about how she wants to be like the guidos and such. It made me sick that people actually WANT to be like that.

>>348822151
>>348822151
ha ha there is only two people who worked on all three of them!! so whats your name because its got to be one of the two!!

>>348821932
Don't ruin it for him, he wants to think he's smarter than the average fag that watches jersey shore. I don't even watch the show but fags like this are even more annoying than the so called 'douches'.

see:
>>348822151

Most of them don't really understand it's just a job, none of those retards is beyond 15 years old.

Does Mike actually get physically close fisted punched by ronnie in the next episode?

would you rather film jersey shore season 6 or teen mom 3?

OP explain this pic


How much of this show is scripted?

>>348803780
How does it feel to know everything you work on is widely known as a giant steaming pile of shit?

>>348820493
OPs in this treads ARE not troll, they can be FAGS and liars. But they are not trolls stupid summerfag this shit is funny so fuck off

I've never watched a single episode of jersey shore. But doesn't everyone outside the masses of teens HATE this show? amiwrong?

20k a 'sode huh? what do you drive OP

and do any of them do roids or drugs?

>>348822550
It's the first one /b/rother lets send an email to the producers for teh lulz!!!! i already screencapped this entire thread, and im going to email it to his bosses, that will show him not to mess with anonymous and not to work in retarded shows.

we are legion
we do not forgive
we do not forget

one mediocre show at a time, we will shape the world

hurr durr

Hey OP, to prove to us that you are not a troll, give us an in-depth detail of what happens next week on the show.

>>348823152
No, it just depends on your taste. Not OP btw.

>>348823259
/this

Op doesn't reply when we call him out cause we know he is a troll? Hmm.. Makes me wonder

>>348822672

Thats why I asked this:

>>348823259

>>348823378
Read.
>>348809960

lrn2lurk candy-asss.

>>348822549
I like the show, but being from Jersey, I also hate it, because now, so many ignorant people not from Jersey think we all act like that and its really annoying. TBH I've never even met anyone that acts like that.

>>348822831

are you fucking serious i knew this show was scripted

>>348823583
All reality shows are scripted to some sort of extent.
>Going out and partying
Real
>Fights
Fake

What fights did the production team push? Was it all the cast themselves or was it you guys?

>>348823248
>implying telling what happens in the season is equivalent to state secrets
>implying they could ever prove it was him, if OP isn't a troll
>you're a dumbass
And stop it with that anonymouse shit, /b/ is mainstream now.

>>348821409
Not me

>>348821596
>>348821633
>>348821735
Like I said, Security doesnt interfere when theyre clubbing, the only time they would is when theyre just walking around during the daytime.

>>348821853
Pretty much

>>348822341
season 3

>>348823583
the thing is, i don't think any of them can act :/

>>348822831
shoop

>>348823572
I have. Also Ocean City, NJ. I go there on vecation (from NY), and all I see are douchebags. Everywhere. I hate Guidos and anynewt gingrich who watches the Jersey Shore.

>>348823248

fuck off scumbag!
OP shares secrets with us and you want to punish him for this?! how fucked are you?

>>348823852
It was meant to be sarcastical you fucking retard.
Clearly there are a few children in here playing internet detectives to pull some shit on candy-ass OP, which is by nature, retarded.

>>348824130
>sarcastical
>calling someone else a retard
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>348823248
Who gives a fuck?

>>348824285
So is a typo in the same level of idiocy as not recognizing an obvious sarcastic post?

>>348824130

you realize people actually do screen cap and send to whoever just to fuck with the OP. So how the fuck would we know if your being sarcastic or not candy-ass.

>>348824419
Right. You "accidentally" typed "al" after sarcastic.

in 20 years, i have yet to see a guido in ocean city. have you really found guidos in south jersey?

Obvious troll is obvious.

Won't tell us what happens next week on the show. Stop avoiding the question troll.

What happens if the victims on Disaster Date already recognize the actors and know they're on Disaster Date?

>>348824419

We can all be considered retards in some way. No one knows everything.

did the new season start yet?

in b4 google it.

>>348824642
Obvious summer is obvious.
>>348809960

>>348824684

then the episode is never aired

>>348824736
Yes, a few weeks ago.

>>348824642
see
>>348809960
Read the fucking thread

>>348823248
dont fuck it up for colleen, shes really nice lol

>>348820493
>>348823490
My credentials? lol fuck that im not giving info that could lead back to me, and why reply to trolls?

>>348824615
The boardwalk. Summertime. Of course you're probably not a guy who wears skin tight pants and has long straight black hair. So you probably don't stand out enough to get attacked by them. Also one of the most alpha moments of my life is when I stabbed somebody for calling me a candy-ass. Felt good man. Getting away with this is easy if you don't live in the area, you get the fuck out quickly, and you just run like fuck before anynewt gingrich else can see you. The guy survived sadly.

>>348824598
Exactly, and besides english is my second language, i'm in the clear while you are obviously someone with assburgers or autism. Can't even recognize obvious sarcasm.

>>348824736
italy is airing now.
jersey is either done filming or wrapping up soon.

i'd like to ask op how long a "season" is? like 2-3 weeks or like 2 months?

>>348824642

he even told us about the next season and stuff about the season now, idiot.

>>348825035
You're just assuming shit. I didn't say a damn thing about that post where you were being sarcastic.

hey OP candy-ass, if you're making 20k a 'sode what the fuck do you drive?

and do the guys take roids or do any of them do any drugs that you've seen?

>>348825035

>Calling someone retarded.
>Not American.

What's it like to see new STD's being born??

OP!!!

Dont u think u could lose ur job for leaking information like this?

I call troll.

OP DO ANY OF THE JERSEY SHORE CAST MATES DO DRUGS?

Are Jenny and Snooki alright this season? Jenny seems to be pretty pissed with her from what I see. "WATCH YOUR FUCKING TONE" and "You want a fucking reality check, I just gave you one!"

>>348825353
Yeah, typical american victim of brainwash.

Also troll harder roody-poo.

>>348825459
>improper grammar
>bad spelling
>using !!!!!

Underage fag, summerfag, newfag. Gtfo

>>348825539

no, it was already answered

Real OP here, gonna tripcode now

>>348824924
not me but it is what happens, its happened once.

>>348825539
the situation was doing coke with some chick on last season, you'll catch it during one of the quick shots of them at the club.

>>348825027

>>348825539

he already answered this question. jesus christ control f

>>348825539

not OP but you can tell with the watch your tone thing she's just being like girl to girl acts with eachother.
the 2nd one is her being real as fuck.

>>348825560
>implying eurofags don't watch/do the same shit Americans watch/do
You eurofags throw the word brainwash around loosely.
>inb4 i'm brainwashed

>>348822831
>>348822831
>>348822831

>>348822831
>>348822831
>>348822831

>>348822831
>>348822831
>>348822831

>>348822831
>>348822831
>>348822831

>>348822831
>>348822831
>>348822831

>>348822831
>>348822831
>>348822831

THIS

>>348824550

He said, "hurr durr".

You poor bastard. How have you not hanged yourself yet?

Real OP here

>>348824924
not me but it is what happens, its happened once.

>>348825328
2011 Nissan Titan, none of them do drugs

>>348825131
2 months, Jersey was done 2 weeks ago

>>348825459
most def

>>348825788
Thanks gent. It's easy to stuff like that if you've been pushed around your entire life. I hope if you're in my same boat or was you did something about it and not let douchebags treat you like an early 1800's roody-poo in America.

Why does MTV pay you so much? I have friends who freelance for MTV and they get paid jack.

>>348825692
>mfw i tried to fucking tripcode earlier and it said post failed
>mfw that post shows up out of fucking nowhere
>mfw i have no face

>>348826258
I saw Mike and Snookie at the Holiday Inn in Toms River a few weeks ago when I was staying there. What were they doing???

>>348826472
Because its Jersey Shore.. Do you know how popular this show is??? When I did Tila Tequila and Disaster Date we werent getting paid shit

>>348826472
Because he's trolling

>20K

Nope. OP is full of shit. Cameramen for top TV shows are replaceable, easily. You're filming can't be counted as a salary per episode, so you fail, right there. If you really were an C.O you'd make an hourly wage, which is usually 20$/h

So no OP, you are not a C.O for MTV's tv shows and no, you do not make 20 K per episode.

>>348819460
>>348819460
>>348819460
>>348819460
>>348819460
>>348819460
>>348819460
>>348819460
is this sammy?

>>348826989
i'm gonna have to agree with you, i think that's how much sammi makes p/e

ENDLESS SUMMER

>>348827213
can we get moar of this?

>>348826889
ALSO my friend was in the elevator with mike and a bodyguard and he said it seemed like the Sitch was all coked out